General Forum
well...
been nice joking with everyone , keep on laughing ..time for me to ride into the sunset... Happy Trails ;) bye
RE: well...
Why does it appear....anyway....that a lot of people are leaving? Has everyone's credit card maxed out at the same time, did you guys get carpal tunnel in both hands, did your wife catch you polishing the pole, or god forbid ...did you outgrow CC emotionally and spiritually?
RE: top:D
I think there are lots of hosts here with great senses of humor. The problem is knowing that generally requires the host has a good mastery of english and that you take time to know the host. Foreign humor can be clever, subtle and sometimes wry. That takes knowing a person to appreciate. I am not talking a series of LOLs on a screen....I mean really funny banter, sharing funny stories and being able to talk to each other in a humorous give and take.... In truth doing that gets me off almost as much as some action...almost I said.
RE: top:D
I totally agree with WTF. i have got to know only a few hosts here but those I have, I enjoy sharing a good laugh with.
RE: top:D
i would say my top, but i'm afraid imshy and paco will go to their corners again then :D
RE: top:D
the most fun is harry.she's always in great mood & lifts those of most in chat"all you need is love...." :-))))
Nagging Wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
RE: Jealousy...
not only love it can ruin lives.it can be like a cancer growing inside until it becomes all consuming.doubting,suspecting,unable to trust even the most innocent of actions can be a catalyst for one consumed with jealousy.at least that's what i think :-))
RE: Jealousy...
Of course it can. Especially when one of them uses it to play with the emotoions of the other. If you know your mate has a tendency to jealousy it is your responsibility to check your behavior and together address the root causes. If they can't come to terms that respect the feeelings of both they should separate.
RE: Jealousy...
jealousy comes from lack of trust...if there isnt trust, then there is no relationship
RE: Jealousy...
jelously can not ruin a relationship it can only make it beter. Now let me go out a flirt with some big titty babes in the bar and I'll promise I'll come back to you only darling. muahh
RE: Jealousy...
Yes jealousy can ruin a love! I am not like that, but I have seen where jealousy crosses the line for a guy with a girlfriend,and ends the relationship. My experience is objective, but I have seen it.
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whatever
You'll be glad to make some money of us you mean! And you should really learn how to spell your own hostname correctly.
must be hard going through life being perfect.lonely on that planet"upurself"is it?
to the aptly named pleb
No it's not hard at all, it is very enjoyable being the ultimate in maleness and being so intelligent at the same time. And it is not really lonely on our planet because there are several billion of us who are very much alike and we get along famously. And FYI, the planet is called "Upyourself" ... we don't use juvenile abbreviations.
RE: to the aptly named pleb
Hmmm if you don't use juvenile abbreviations why do you lower your perfect maleness & make juvenile humorless posts? if there are so many of you on this planet then being perfect upyourself maleness is nothing extraordinary .you don't stand out from the crowd,you are just run of the mill.think i would rather be like me,less than perfect but unique
again to the aptly named pleb
Buddy, you miss the whole point - on my planet I am one of many other perfect specimens of the male gender and no one rises above anyone else. But here on your world, I am the best of the best and I am far superior than any human male will ever be. However, I have found that in order to fit properly into your society where the male specimen is vastly inferior to myself, I must lower myself to your level and write juvenile humorless posts - although once again I fear my earlier point regarding the use of juvenile abbreviations has sailed over your head since the non-use of said abbreviations and the writing of humorless posts are completely unrelated.
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
no juvenile posts,juvenile abbreviations are not unrelated.you can not pick & choose which or what juvenile actions are accepted.if its juvenile its juvenile.its not the words posts or abbreviations which carry the emphasis its the word juvenile that is of importance.i was talking juvenile behavior.seems that being 1 of billions of perfect specimens has not given you an ability for clear thinking.maybe its our atmosphere that affects your otherwise perfect thinking.
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
hmmm, you may well be right, I may have fucked up ... perhaps you are also a refugee from my planet? Maybe we should get together and perform the Hysydhysji ritual and then have some semi-naked anal monkey sex?
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
doesn't that involve a banana(shuddering & breaking out in a cold sweat)
Paying a host
I was going to pay her with the money I made from being a sperm donnor, then visiting the hosts on CC would pay for itself. How much can I get? BTW my IQ is 76.
RE: Paying a host
dude, with an IQ of 76 you're only 7 points above being officially labeled a moron and I would think that the sperm bank would actually pay you to go wank off elsewhere rather than on their premises. But you never know, there could be chicks out there who want kids who are borderline mentally deficient, so I say go for it.
RE: Paying a host
Run Forest Runnnnn! Huhuhuhuhhhuuhuhu, Boy, your momma sure does care about you getting an education!
RE: Paying a host
So you're saying I'm an above average moron?
Cool! Above average is good right?
(now where did I put my protective helmet?)
Cool! Above average is good right?
(now where did I put my protective helmet?)
thx and cheers then
Hi all,
To all of u i have known , thx it was fun and interesting, it is time to move on. In the words of a really great host here wtf!
Also from, papasmurf, summerpixie & elvischippy. Best wishes to all
To all of u i have known , thx it was fun and interesting, it is time to move on. In the words of a really great host here wtf!
Also from, papasmurf, summerpixie & elvischippy. Best wishes to all
RE: thx and cheers then
CC is like a train with a party going on. People get on. People get off. The party goes on. The train goes nowhere. It costs people a lot of money to ride and in the end...where are you?
RE: I m 33 today! :)
Polinaaaaaa! :))) Happy Birthday!!!!... chmok chmok chmok and a big hug :)
have a GREAT PARTY!!! .....dont drink too much tho :D... many pa$$ionate fans to u :))))
have a GREAT PARTY!!! .....dont drink too much tho :D... many pa$$ionate fans to u :))))
RE: I m 33 today! :)
Happy Birthday, do you want to bend over for your b-day spanking now or later?
Pregnancy Class:-))
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
RE: Pregnancy Class:-))
let me give you a hint Alex--whomever you think you are -your joke wasnt funny--but you are--and dont give up this cc job-thats all i got to say
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RE: vacation in southwest florida
forgot to mention that the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, partial view of the gulf
RE: to pushkin
and i should confess..."Dantes" was me :D ...unbelievable, how many people want to get Pushkin! :)))))...poor guy :P
RE: to pushkin
Vera, I thought you wanted to chat with me? Weren't you interested in how Socialism finally prevailed over Capitalism?
RE: what to do?
Enjoy the falling bit AsStarta. That will be fun. But remember, the sudden stop at the end will be a doozy!
RE: what to do?
NOOOOO
just because your bored now does not meen you should jump from 8th floor, if you do that, you will die!!
jump from the 3rd floor, that way you will live AND get many painkiller pills. That will keep you from being bored for a few weeks :p
just because your bored now does not meen you should jump from 8th floor, if you do that, you will die!!
jump from the 3rd floor, that way you will live AND get many painkiller pills. That will keep you from being bored for a few weeks :p
RE: what to do?
Sad part is, if u really did jump....next week in viewer forum, they would be asking, if anyone seen or heard from u.....hehe
RE: what to do?
want to have some fun? go the mall with the sexiest skirt you have and see how many guys try to look at your butt without you noticing. PS, tell me which mall and what time ;)
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
happy birthday sofia..havent talked to u for about a year..hope u have a great day and say hello to Jud :p
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
its amazing the happiness that a birthday brings.the love from family,friends et al.i don't know you but i hope this day is all you hope for & the beginning of a wondorous year.many happy returns
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear sofia.....Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!
Cheers,
M-Man
Happy Birthday dear sofia.....Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!
Cheers,
M-Man
RE: just curious
never would i or could i try to come between them.if i tried this i would carry shame in my heart & lose respect for myself.if it was meant to be it will happen,as the song goes"Que sera sera,whatever will be will be,the futures not ours to see,que sera sera"....hahaha
RE: just curious
I wouldn't show her my emotions. I agree with what tisme said. I wouldn't want to get in the middle of a friend. If they broke up, and if I still felt attracted to her, then I would pursue her then, but not while they are together. I believe in loyalty, and would never cheat a friend like that.
I have been in a number of situations where I liked my friend's gf and even where she felt attracted to me also, but I never cheated a friend. Just so you know, there are a few good men still in this world.
I have been in a number of situations where I liked my friend's gf and even where she felt attracted to me also, but I never cheated a friend. Just so you know, there are a few good men still in this world.
RE: just curious
Is she happy with him? If yes, I do nothing. If there are problems I would try to stay available and let her know I am still interested. However, I wouldn't do anything to force them apart, she would have to leave him.
RE: just curious
If she were involved with a true friend, I wouldn't persue a romantic relationship with her while they were together, no. I wouldn't even in the event that their relationship ended. I wouldn't even consider it.
RE: just curious
i went through the same situation as u PW...it was like going through the hell...i dont want it again ever :((....my ex bf was about to jump from the 5-th floor, he said he doesnt want to live and he tortured me with questions trying to understand why i cheated on him. The end was a bit better though, it was 6 years ago and now they r friends again.
it was a lesson for me, silly :D... i m gonna cut off any attempts of getting me into bed with a friend of my bf in the similar situation in future :P
it was a lesson for me, silly :D... i m gonna cut off any attempts of getting me into bed with a friend of my bf in the similar situation in future :P
RE: just curious
When your as uglty as me you have to take all oportunities presented to you regarding sex. So yes I would try to get her into bed :D
MadamLaura
Anyone know what happened to MadamLAura, her name was Olga...havent seen her for nearly a year...she was cutty and inteligent
RE: MadamLaura
"she was cutty and inteligent" ...? What exactly does that mean? Was she like a smart pair of scissors or something?
RE: MadamLaura
she flew over to the UK and married some 35 year old guy... i believe she is studying in the uk now, or maybe looking for a job here... not too sure... but she's left cc for good :)
RE: what you belive in?
Both - they are two entirely different things and both exist to some extent
RE: what you belive in?
Let's see I think intution, that's where Deja-vu would come in. I believe in that! Also Vuja-De, the feeling that I've never been here before and Deja-BooBoo, the feeling I screwed things up just like this before!
Anybody Access CC from Work?
I am curious. Do any members access CC through their computers at work? Ours have blocking software...so I was told..I would never try it myself. Not so much for videos..that would be kind of wierd..but for reading the forums..maybe chatting with a host?
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
i do, but i own the buis. and have a prv office, so isnt big deal, but have never done video when at work, mostly just forums, and every now and then chat, when bored
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
At work they network block all chat related plug -ins and videos. Sometimes there is no work to do for hours and no solitaire or pool to play. And... Of course you can't install anything without your supervisor authorization and... they won't let you bring a laptop. All you can do is grab the phone and... blah, blah, blah.... SUCKS!!!
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
So YOU are the one that has been using that pc in the back corner of the internet cafe... you know, the one that all the keys on the keyboard stick. I never understood why... now it is all beginning to make sense.
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
yeah I have done cam to cam at work in my office. Cute chathost even persuaded me to get naked too
RE: Anybody Access CC from Work?
Yeah. There is a backdoor to access forums. Google a host with forum entries, hit 'cached' and off you go. (Carefully)
Fluctuations
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line...just one person in front of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for yen - today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you Americans, too".
He asked the teller,
"Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dollar for yen - today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you Americans, too".
Redneck wedding night
This redneck couple get married. They go back to the
motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy
nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with
me; I'm a virgin."
At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his
clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home.
He tells his father what happened.
"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't
good enough for her own family, she ain't good
enough for ours."
motel after the ceremony, and she changes into a sexy
nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with
me; I'm a virgin."
At this her new husband bursts into tears, pulls on his
clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home.
He tells his father what happened.
"Son, you done right," says his pop. "If she weren't
good enough for her own family, she ain't good
enough for ours."
RE: This is one about Real man :P do you think you are ;) I will post scores later :D
Im not a boy but not yet a man either :(
RE: This is one about Real man :P do you think you are ;) I will post scores later :D
A man-child?
RE: Test yourself :))
Okay without looking
1. Take the elephant out.
2. Take the giraffe out.
3. The elephant because he is in my fridge.
4. Put the crocodiles in the fridge.
1. Take the elephant out.
2. Take the giraffe out.
3. The elephant because he is in my fridge.
4. Put the crocodiles in the fridge.
RE: Test yourself :))
That is my dream Nadeen to win promotion and get to be the hamburger flipper. That will show all those people that said I would never achieve anything with my life :)
RE: Test yourself :))
Yay, answered all corectly without cheating :D Yay no need to become a lawyer :D
RE: Test yourself :))
If you'd been quicker Psy I could have copied your answers like I did all through school :D
RE: Test yourself :))
Other peoples answers all through school not yours Psy just to clarify :P
A new test for you Lena :P
Thank you Lena
Just for fun here is another puzzle for you to answer.
How do you get OlgaOlga(Lena) into my bed ?
Just for fun here is another puzzle for you to answer.
How do you get OlgaOlga(Lena) into my bed ?
RE: A new test for you Lena :P
not sure but a good start would be to make sure you are not anywhere near it i guess ;-))))))))
RE: A new test for you Lena :P
im glad that i simplified your problem Lena :)) ...u may ask me for help any time u need :D
and as for another test...it is easier than ever:
just send him to my bed :P
that's it :)
and as for another test...it is easier than ever:
just send him to my bed :P
that's it :)
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Yes.
Because I really wanna find and marry that chick with the three hooters from the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, Total Recall.
Because I really wanna find and marry that chick with the three hooters from the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, Total Recall.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Hey, I didn't say that there were no intelligent beings on other planets with only two hooters just like us. It's just my hope to find an alien with three hooters. It's an aesthetic preference, that's all.
Matter of fact, there are humans with more that just two. The condition is called "polymastia". In extreme cases of humans with the condition, extra breasts have sprouted up in very peculiar places - on the human face even.
The meddling work of intelligent life on a distant planet with a kooky sense of humor? I think it's possible.
Matter of fact, there are humans with more that just two. The condition is called "polymastia". In extreme cases of humans with the condition, extra breasts have sprouted up in very peculiar places - on the human face even.
The meddling work of intelligent life on a distant planet with a kooky sense of humor? I think it's possible.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Foolish earthling! Your planet's egocentrism never fails to astonish us. We have been amongst you for many millenia and still you fail to notice us. One day you will all learn the truth.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
it's Australopithecus, and it were we who introduced them to your planet in the hopes that they would evolve into something useful and intelligent over time - however, they gave rise to Homo Sapiens Sapiens which just goes to show that we cannot be winners all the time. Perhaps we will get it right with our next experiment although you humans have a tendency to kill off most of them, as evidenced by the recent demise of the dodo - we had high hopes for that species but alas, it was not to be.
RE: Interplanet intellegence
Yes I believe there must be other life out there somewhere.
As space goes on forever it seems incomprehensible that this is the only planet with life on it.
Also when I look in the mirror I think my mum must have fucked an alien :D
As space goes on forever it seems incomprehensible that this is the only planet with life on it.
Also when I look in the mirror I think my mum must have fucked an alien :D
RE: Interplanet intellegence
I have only one message for those who cast doubt on existing klingons: Its a good day for die!!
RE: Interplanet intellegence
As Carl Sagan said..there are billions and billions of stars. Many of which have planets around them. Anyone who thinks that there is not life in many of them is foolish. The only obstacle is time and distance. Maybe we will figure out the space time problem. They are out there...and a few are hosts and members in CC.
to Son of Mogh
it's "to die" you moron - it's wannabe Klingons like you that give the rest of us a bad name! With offspring like you and that pitiful worm Worf, it is no wonder the family name of Mogh has been erased from the records of our elders!
RE: to Son of Mogh
Klingons (Klingon: tlhIngan) are a warrior race of humanoids in the fictional Star Trek universe. They were recurring antagonists in Star Trek: The Original Series (TOS) and later became the uneasy allies of the United Federation of Planets. They were introduced in the episode "Errand of Mercy" (1967). Klingons were created by screenwriter Gene Coon. They were named for Lieutenant Wilbur Clingan, who served with Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry in the Los Angeles Police Department.
RE: to Son of Mogh
Hope you'll be really brave too, when i'll cleave you in two with my batlet.
I'll drink bloodywine above your grave, after your coward soul have flown down to Stobokor.
Ps: English isnt my native language and my translator got injured, when i have been on battlefield yesterday. Those romulans have lost not only their translators...muuuuhahahahaha.
I'll drink bloodywine above your grave, after your coward soul have flown down to Stobokor.
Ps: English isnt my native language and my translator got injured, when i have been on battlefield yesterday. Those romulans have lost not only their translators...muuuuhahahahaha.
RE: to Son of Mogh
Well, I see that your translator really is defunct, so let me provide a minor correction:
it's bat'leth, the sword of honor, and it is wielded now by me as the legitimate Son of Kor.
I will ascend into Stobokor with honor whereas you who have lost your name and honor must resort to R'uustai if someone will take you or submit to Mauk-to'Vor. I would wish you luck but actually, I could not care less.
it's bat'leth, the sword of honor, and it is wielded now by me as the legitimate Son of Kor.
I will ascend into Stobokor with honor whereas you who have lost your name and honor must resort to R'uustai if someone will take you or submit to Mauk-to'Vor. I would wish you luck but actually, I could not care less.
RE: to Son of Mogh
These were your last words son of Kor, before i'll send you to the next world...Goood day to dieee!Fightttttttt :-))
RE: to Son of Mogh
way too much free time - and they weren't quite my last words, this is - FIGHTTTTTT!!!!
RE: to Son of Mogh
Only after intelligent life is discovered on earth should we start looking on other planets. (CC members and hosts excepted of course).
RE: to Son of Mogh
well, dont hold your breath.
we wont find any intelligent life on this planet.
they cant even decide on who makes the best
coffee, let alone donuts or best football team.
the world is doomed.
by the way, im flying saucer is fully loaded up
and ready for me to zip away. I hear Uranus
is lovely this time of year.
we wont find any intelligent life on this planet.
they cant even decide on who makes the best
coffee, let alone donuts or best football team.
the world is doomed.
by the way, im flying saucer is fully loaded up
and ready for me to zip away. I hear Uranus
is lovely this time of year.
RE: to Son of Mogh
you are too kind and you will make me blush ... who told you about my anus anyway? It was imshy wasn't it?
For YOU...
eloved, you - the sun in my sky, you - air which I breathe, you - a wind which caresss me, you - an angel who preserves me.
I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU. I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU. I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
Low Energy Problem:-))
A man went to the doctor because he was concerned about his lessening level of energy. He told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
RE: what country except russia...
The USSR, cuz I never seen bears walking in the streets, I like cheap vodka and want to see what's it's like to stand in line for 6 hours for a loaf of bread. What a country!
RE: what country except russia...
hmm, the #1 country I'd like to visit is Egypt because the history in that country is impressive ... and it would be fun to follow the Nile to it's source. I'd also like to visit countries like Romania and Turkey and India. And of course New Zealand because my family are there :)
RE: what country except russia...
Since when did hawaii become a country....or the carribian islands......:P
RE: what country except russia...
dont visit , most places are a concrete jingle there now, i lived there for 4 yrs, in the early eighties, and still go every year, have a house, just isnt the same, go to the not so popular islands
RE: what country except russia...
Good - too many stereotyped views to be broken eh? If it wasn't for the original conditions imposed, Russia would be the first on my list.
RE: what country except russia...
Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Finland, Antarctica - I like the cold!
Oh, and Russia....
Oh, and Russia....
RE: what country except russia...
Whatever country PrettyWitch and OlgaOlga (who isn't called Olga but is actually called Lena) were visiting :P
RE: what country except russia...
Why not Russia? Oh! ...OK then Romania. And what countries would you like to visit??
RE: what country except russia...
when they ask you to send money by wu you will learn their true name and is not "olga" etc
RE: what country except russia...
hmmmm, For me it would have to be Alaska, Ohh wait, Im sorry, That is Russia yes? Ok, Then I must say Canada
RE: what country except russia...
ukraine....lots of history, and also a cool river cruise i want to do
Austraillia ...again, great diving, and surfing, and the back country is so cool
Poland, the arch. is awesome...from pics i seen....
Austraillia ...again, great diving, and surfing, and the back country is so cool
Poland, the arch. is awesome...from pics i seen....