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Meeting canceled

Tonight's seminae titled "Is Apathy affecting you?" has been canceled due to lack of participation.
Look for tommorrow's seminar titled "Are you a Raging Sex-a-holic?" to be held in the Instant Action rooms.
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Where?

Looking for Lady in Red, anyone seen her lately?
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RE: Where?

Wolfman ate her-cool

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RE: Where?

tell that joke again WolfMan!

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RE: Where?

burrrrrrrrrrrrrp, sorry :)

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RE: Where?

My little red riding hood girl is on actually:PP

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Change..would you?

I hope I can get away with this..afterall, it's Sunday here..

Just heard a great song:

Change
Tracy Chapman

If you knew that you would die today,
Saw the face of god and love,
Would you change?
Would you change?

If you knew that love can break your heart
When you're down so low you cannot fall
Would you change?
Would you change?

How bad, how good does it need to get?
How many losses? How much regret?
What chain reaction would cause an effect?
Makes you turn around,
Makes you try to explain,
Makes you forgive and forget,
Makes you change?
Makes you change?

If you knew that you would be alone,
Knowing right, being wrong,
Would you change?
Would you change?

If you knew that you would find a truth
That brings up pain that can't be soothed
Would you change?
Would you change?

How bad, how good does it need to get?
How many losses? How much regret?
What chain reaction would cause an effect?
Makes you turn around,
Makes you try to explain,
Makes you forgive and forget,
Makes you change?
Makes you change?

Are you so upright you can't be bent?
If it comes to blows are you so sure you won't be crawling?
If not for the good, why risk falling?
Why risk falling?

If everything you think you know,
Makes your life unbearable,
Would you change?
Would you change?

If you'd broken every rule and vow,
And hard times come to bring you down,
Would you change?
Would you change?

If you knew that you would die today,
If you saw the face of God and love,
Would you change?
Would you change?
Would you change?
Would you change?

If you saw the face of God and love
If you saw the face of God and love
Would you change?
Would you change?
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RE: Change..would you?

are u exchanging names now koshed? lol

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RE: Change..would you?

Koshed is Tracy Chapman???

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TheJerk

Hi everybody, I'm the Jerk!
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RE: TheJerk

Hey Jerk....... welcome and happy jerking!!!!!

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RE: TheJerk

Aren't we all ;-)

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RE: TheJerk

If Jack was stuck on a horse ...would you help Jack off the horse?

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Its Thanksgiving for we Canadians

Bring on the turkey !
Not me. ;) :D
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RE: Its Thanksgiving for we Canadians

Enjoy!

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RE: Its Thanksgiving for we Canadians

Don't forget to wear your Canadian tuxedo,
blue jeans and a denim jacket

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why??

why is it that some hosts don't update their photo archives? checking some recent profiles,i noticed some hosts pics are a few months old.it would make more sense to have some recent pics to see if the host has changed in any way from a few months ago.just a thought on my part.
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I agree. It would certainly put me off.

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RE: why??

I think these hosts are aliens,
waiting to snatch our brains !
Their skin is probably turning a
blue or green tinge, thats why they
don't take anymore pictures.
No ?

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RE: why??

The better hosts update their pics regularly...some as much as daily. And they ask their regulars how the pictures are. More is always better. Unless they are repetitive. I like some variety....the spice of life.

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RE: why??

Hosts with pics older than one month simply don't get any of my attention. Otherwise, one cannot tell if it's a new girl or not using the screen name. Also ignored are the new hosts using "recycled" names (because the studios have a collectionof already registered names) and not hiding the previous pics. Most insulting is when I kno the previous host.

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MatureCanuck

You're kidding? Man, you're missing some of the best girls with that "no pictures of the previous girls on the screenname"-policy.

And besides, usually the girls can't hide or change pics - the studio administrator does that. So if you avoid the girls for that reason, you're doing them a great disservice...

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RE: MatureCanuck

Who lied to you ?
Girls can hide pics, it's a simple feature, takes two clicks!
The boss forbids it? I don't see why, it's idiotic..

Otherwise, yeah, I agree with paco :)

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To Psy

I think the girls technically can do it, but that the admin is supposed to do it and they're not supposed to touch that part of the site...

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RE: why??

If you need to ask, paco, you are not getting close enough. :-)

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RE: why??

life must be truly wonderful when this is the best a member has to worry about

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Help

Help !!!!!

How do you get dried on / caked on cum stains off of computer base unit and keyboard ??. My missus is getting suspicious and i tell her its coffee stains ..........
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RE: Help

Use bleach.. and plenty of it, and if all else fails get ir steam hosed...
:D:D:P hahahaha

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RE: Help

If your wife thinks for a moment your cum is coffe coloured then she is either extremely stupid or hasn't been servicing you for a while.

Either way you are in the clear.

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RE: Help

or the keyboard is black like mine ;)

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RE: Help

mine too. I think you need a better aim.

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RE: Help

Pussy juice...works like a charm..dissolves those stubborn cum stains away..remember to use a lot...and....wait....you don't have any do you? Otherwise you wouldn't have the problem to begin with...sorry man.

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WTF! Great reply!

LOL! Very good retort, WTF. :)

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RE: WTF! Great reply!

I'm well aware that some studio administrators control what pics are shown and they're not helping their hosts. Not hiding pics of previous hosts is false advertising, not letting hosst add new pics is bad marketing. What is so complicated to have a few pics every few weeks?

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RE: Help

Lick it off before it dries. I've always found Kleenex Man Size almost good enough

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RE: Help

Your wife should be cleaning the damn keyboard.... *rolls eyes*

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Hello........!!!

Well hello everyone and how is ur Sunday going so far, and how was ur weekend.. Hopefully it was fun and u had many laughs..

Mine was just gr8 as usual, plenty of fun and laughs and late nights.. :P And first time in a long time i had fun in com chat..:D:))

BTW i hope u all have a gr8 week also.. Working, playing and sleeping, and maybe a few good surprises mixed in as well...
Have fun all.. :))
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RE: Hello........!!!

Had a cracking weekend and met a very lovely person... hehe... smiling ;-)

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RE: Hello........!!!

expensive ???

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RE: Hello........!!!

Yes I am expensive :)

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Virgin...!!???

Ok ppl here`s a thought for u all on a sunday evening..

I`m not sure if it would make a difference to the guys much but what about the girls....?

Ok here`s the question....

Would it make a difference if u were in a relationship with someone and after whatever length of time u decided to make love, but one of you was a virgin and the other didin`t know, cos it never came up about discussing your sex lifes.. Just that the both of u just clicked so well that you never thought about it, u just asumed he/she had experience..!!!??

Ok the short version..... Would it matter to u that ur partner was a virgin??

I know most guys wouldn`t mind if their partner was a virgin, but what would the girl do if her partner was a virgin..?? Would she be happy, disappointed, confused or just pleased that she could have fun and teach him some things...??

Ok thats it, yes i know its kind of a long question and many things to ask but i`m just interested to find out what some of the replies would be is all.. Just call me curious is all.. :P:)
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RE: Virgin...!!???

Never had the experience and I don't think I will.. but nope, it wouldn't matter.. I would probably only feel for once, that I have something to teach hehe :)

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RE: Virgin...!!???

i have always been a good srudent.can we have private tuition?

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RE: Virgin...!!???

sure its a deal but i'm not sure i'm a good teacher but i am a great giver.so maybe i can teach you to give by giving to you. so when should we start?

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RE: Virgin...!!???

You are really one selfish bitch......................he was a fun and great guy but you dump him because of something like this???????????

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RE: Virgin...!!???

Oh yes... a selfish bitch indeed... Dumping a guy because he lied to her about one of the most intimate things a couple can share.

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RE: Virgin...!!???

1. She's not a bitch
2. There may be many other reasons she dumped him that she didn't mention here.

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RE: Virgin...!!???

did she catch him trying on her panties?

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RE: Virgin...!!???

" ...he was missing the hole..."

Which one was he aiming for or didn't you ask? Well I'm glad I didn't have a woman as insensitive as you for my first - she guided it in. It's supposed to be a co-operative effort!

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RE: Virgin...!!???

Well she didnt know it was his first time. If he told me after a year I would have left him too. He should have said the truth, if not before at least after but not a year later.

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RE: Virgin...!!???

"Guess he was ashamed to be a virgin at the age of 21"
Whats the problem...i was a virgin till the age of 24 and was never shamed by it and the lady that i was with was very caring and sensative about it...u really need to think about other ppl's feelings...seems u just didnt love him at all if it bothered u that much...grow up

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RE: Virgin...!!???

I have thought much
on what you posted Unique Angel.
I thankyou for what you wrote
and you are right !
There is nothing that kills a relationship with a woman
like a mans lack of self confidence. Dishonesty is
another fatal blow.
Thats why real intimacy is so important.
You were very kind and understanding with him.
He is the one who messed things up.

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Bar Room Translations:-))

Translations from bar room messages.
Now you'll know what people really mean.

1. "You get this one, next round is on me." (I won't be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end... drafts are now a dollar, but
by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.)

4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female) (I'm easy.)

5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) (I'm gay.)

6. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)

7. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?)

8. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)
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RE: My first day at site!

welcome.maybe its a slow day but also in commchat a lot of people don't like getting pvt messages.also in open its easy to miss a"hi".have patience & make yourself known & i'm sure people will be welcoming.

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RE: My first day at site!

Welcome. Enjoy the site and as mentioned try and communicate in community chat and then you can find a few friends and go from there. Best of luck.

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RE: My first day at site!

Non-adult does not have generally have members beating down the door. You either have to have a sparking personality, a super low price or do something vaquely nonadult in one to one to succeed in most cases. Community chat is hit or miss. Depends on the time of day and number of members. Get those pics out there and keep them current. Good luck.

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btw

wtf milf bb ok?
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Milf = Momma Id like to fuck

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RE: btw

How do I always get dragged into these things?

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RE: btw

it is Mothers I'd like to fuck

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dear Fetish/Dungeon girl

You may not know who I am talking to, but you are a very charming girl.
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er...just read it i guess

ok..here's a new question...when i was a kid my mum used to say "have u got clean underwear on"...and i always said "why?"..and her reply was always "incase u have an accident"..now surely if u have an accident they aint gonna b clean for long....so what other sayings make no sense at all??
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RE: er...just read it i guess

er...thx...wow...an anon bein nice..did i enter the twilight zone???

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RE: er...just read it i guess

oh..i just thought of another one..."the grass is always greener on the other side"..so..u go to the other side..does the phrase still maintain it status...in which case..should u have just stayed where u were??
Damn now im confused...who has beer???

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RE: er...just read it i guess

well at least send me a ccmail so i can thank you for caring

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RE: er...just read it i guess

Yeah "the grass is greener on the other side" line is just plain nonsense. Ever turned a piece of grass upside down? All I saw was dirt. LOL.

Here's one, which i am sure every guy has probably heard at least once in their lives... "if you keep playing with it you are gonna go blind"
And also... "if you keep making that face, your face is going to freeze like that"

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RE: er...just read it i guess

"save your money for a rainy day" wtf if its raining i ain't going nowhere.

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RE: er...just read it i guess

Just turn your underwear inside out before going out.......

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RE: er...just read it i guess

that's why u have to plan ahead imshy, like me. i keep a pair of clean underwear in the glove compartment just in case i get in an accident.

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RE: er...just read it i guess

When I was young, irritable old men were always telling us kids, "You'll have someone's eye out with that!" even if you were just carrying something as innocent as a long loaf of bread! Our neighbourhood was not full of one-eyed people so we often wondered why these old guys were so worried about it.

You can believe that as we got older and had girlfriends, one of her favourite jokes might be to say, "Careful, you'll have my eye out with that!"

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RE: er...just read it i guess

"You can't have your cake and eat it too!" Want to bet? If I'm eating it I obviously have it.

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RE: er...just read it i guess

"blessed are the cheesemakers".why them or is it all makers of dairy products?

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RE: er...just read it i guess

I do some Xtreme sports now and then so I am always in the hospital for breaks, cuts, and spains...and I always worry about my underwear. Why do I have to strip and put on a johnny coat for a broken finger? Mom told me clean underwear and clean underwear it is.

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

no..i mean yes...i mean...who cares....just get em out thats all the guys want

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

ok...who r ya...if ur hot i mean ur boobs..if ur not hot...no comment LoL

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

hmm...let me know who u r and i will tell u yes or no...thats what ccmail is for right???

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

18 is nice

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

Interesting point you raise and maybe other things as well! When is a girl/woman too young for male attention? Varies from culture to culture. An English king long ago was offered the choice of suitable maidens to be his queen, from the ages of 12 upwards! He chose a 14 year old. Well, he wasn't a pervert in his time. We call Paul Gaugin's paintings masterpieces - many are of 13-14 year olds whom he 'married'.

Now it's the age of consent which determines it but that is only the law - you can't rule against peoples' desires. Most sex websites say 'models' are guaranteed to be at least 18 yet the age of consent is 16 in my country, the UK. I believe in varies from state to state in the USA, and is 18 in Russia.

Any thoughts?

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

the age limits suck..16 to have sex...17 to drive...18 to drink...why???....put it all to one age all over the world...an english guy (say an 18 yr old) goes to america he cant drive...thats stupid...he cant drink..thats stupid..one rule all over is my thought

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RE: 18 years old:D:D:D:D

18 and working in dungeon already? damm, I thought it took a few adult years to get so warped and jaded.

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going back to the song lyrics

missed the post by the irish minger...so im doin a new one...

"It's true love
When you say you need me
Like I need you
And you can't be without me
Like I can't be without you
It's true love
When we spend time talking on the phone
Cause when we not around each other
We don't wanna to be alone
It's true love, love, love, love
Don't you know it's good to be in love, love, love, love
Just belive me truthfully cause
Love is never ever makin you cry
Before I tell you a lie
I'll give you my life
Cause that true love "
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RE: going back to the song lyrics

My favourite:

Short fat fanny is my heart's desire, short fat fanny set's my heart on fire!

Maybe ok in USA where it was written but UK peeps will do a double-take!

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RE: going back to the song lyrics

"my eyes adored you but i never said a word to you,my eyes adoered you..."

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RE: going back to the song lyrics

Not when sung by The Georgia Peach - Little Richard. Now we're talking REAL music. :-)

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RE: going back to the song lyrics

"when the night has come
and the land is dark
and the moon is the only light we see
no i wont,be afraid
oh i wont be afraid
just as long as you stand
stand by me...."

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RE: going back to the song lyrics

these remind me of my first love & how she betrayed me.bittersweet memories....

sometimes when this place is kinda empty
sound of the breath fades with the lies
i think about the loveless situation.....

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RE: going back to the song lyrics

Well I lost my faith in fellow man
I've been living alone so long
That I dont know who I am
Why did it take so long
Why did it take so long

Ive been waiting a lifetime
For someone like you to set me free
Why did it take so long
For you to come and rescue me
Why did it take so long
Why did it take so long

[Chorus:]
Cos youre beautiful and everyone knows it
And youre everything I want you to be
I got sunshine on my face my smile shows it
Well it cant be wrong
cos youre so right for me

Youre so right for me
Yeah yeah
Youre so right for me

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RE: To "looking" from the viewer's forum

No, pantyhose are passion killers. Panties and stockings with suspender belts were so much sexier. That bit at the top where fingers left the stocking and encountered smooth soft flesh - ahhhhh!

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RE: To "looking" from the viewer's forum

Ah Gorty my darling, it's my age. Just loved black fishnet stockings and suspenders - on her not me!

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The Price of Freedom

Anna Politkovskaya, a prominent Russian journalist known as a fierce critic of the Kremlin's actions in Chechnya, has been found dead in Moscow.
The 48-year-old mother of two was found shot dead in a lift at her apartment block in the capital.

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yes george bush had her killed

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RE: The Price of Freedom

nooo, that would be Karl Rove

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RE: The Price of Freedom

Oh yes, I forgot: everything bad in the world is the fault of the current US administration -- even the murder of a Russian journalist that's critical of the Russian government's actions.

Given all the official corruption in Russia, I can see how one would arrive at _that_ conclusions.

Come on people, get real.

If anybody's interested, here's a Lenta article
Russian: http://lenta.ru/news/2006/10/07/kill/
English: http://webtranslation.imtranslator.net/webtarget.asp?clientid=default&appid=ImTranslator&dir=ru/en&dic=General&extsvr=&auto=1&url=http://2006.novayagazeta.ru/nomer/2006/74n/n74n-s11.shtml

And here was Anna's last published article from last month
Russian: http://2006.novayagazeta.ru/nomer/2006/74n/n74n-s11.shtml
English: http://webtranslation.imtranslator.net/webtarget.asp?clientid=default&appid=ImTranslator&dir=ru/en&dic=General&extsvr=&auto=1&url=http://2006.novayagazeta.ru/nomer/2006/74n/n74n-s11.shtml

And here's her Wikipedia entry:
Russian: http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F%2C_%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%A1%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%B0
English: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Politkovskaya

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what you can't spot two obvious jokes eye roller

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RE: The Price of Freedom

it was the work of mark foley, dennis hastert, tom delay, jack abramoff, dick cheney, a chinese sweatshop boss, and an entire harem of congressional page sex slaves.....in the conservatory with the candle stick.
yahtzee!

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RE: The Price of Freedom

Let's hope Robert Fisk manages to stay alive for a while... he writes excellently about the Middle East.

If you wanna read his articles:
www.robert-fisk.com

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Cum

How would you describe the taste ladies?
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You tell us

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Do you spit, swallow or gargle???

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RE: Cum

Actually there has been much discussion on this before with many illuminating things discussed and ref.

Eating bananas gives it a sweet taste whereas veggies can give it a bitter taste.

So the objective answer is that "we are what we eat" in more ways than one.

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RE: NEW HOST!!

Acute Denise? ;)

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RE: to topazsky

gotcha! :D

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RE: to topazsky

Welcome!

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RE: to topazsky

Welcome, just becareful, there are alot of peverted guys here.
Now, do you do double anal penetration?

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RE: NEW HOST!!

I don't know, man. I prefer girls born with a pussy.

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RE: is that the same??????

No, a slut and slave are not the same thing. I slut is someone who will fuck anybody, a slave is someone u "own" and is urs to use as u wish

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RE: is that the same??????

Slut fucks anything that walks... (well almost anythg! lol)

Slaves are forced to do things... (slap the bitch!!)

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Slut or Slave??????

If a woman gets me hot enough, I sometimes discover that I am becoming her slut. When that happens, she takes control and tells me how to put on a show for her. I love to see her relaxing and watching me as I follow her instructions. As I become more excited, I become more eager to obey her commands. If she seems to be sincerely enjoying being the boss, that makes it even more exciting for me.

Once or twice a host got me very excited and then made me let her gf's watch me obey her commands. This made me feel like a real slut, but it was very hot!

In my excitement might tell her I am her slave at some point and at that moment it seems true. However, if she tells me to do something I don't want to do, I just refuse so I do not think I am a really a slave.

I do not enjoy the dungeon hosts very much, because I think that most of the men who visit them need real abuse and pain and so that is the way the hosts behave. If a host starts to insult me I just laugh at her. I prefer to find a host in another category that is bored with giving shows and who has never experienced being in control. It is exciting for me to let them enjoy the feeling of having the power.

After I cum, the slut disappears and I return to normal.

So hosts, do you think I am a slave or a slut? Do any hosts really enjoy being in control? Does it happen often? Want to try it? ;)

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RE: Slut or Slave??????

i agree with u.mmmm yr words make my heart melt. the greatest thing in this world feel the warm care and let yrself be just a woman, and its possible when u belong to yr men, yr master. ..
and, dear viewers, ull never find real slut in dungeon. pity , not all can understand that...

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RE: Slut or Slave??????

Slut, slave, Bitch...they all work on CC
TWAK

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RE: is that the same??????

How about muffin?
mmmm warm muffins make butter melt :P
or is that my stomache talking? :D

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vacation on southwest florida island

i got a couple of responses from earlier post but nothing definite yet so if your interested let me know, available starting 14 october a private room and bath for a week $525, will share kitchen and living area, i just had married couple friends tell me they can not go because of last minute problems and i need someone or a couple to use the room because financial it will be hard on me otherwise, please cc mail or post if interested
Also the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, view of the gulf and the pool
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Scotland 1 France 0

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss :D

Sorry Psy :P
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No need to be sorry, I'm happy,that way french will shut up :D
I was in the kitchen earlier and my idiot neighbour was watching tv alone, he had the window opened so I could hear him making comments, all alone "that wasn't fair" :))

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

atleast the Scots actually won somewthing for a change

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

Scotland, fabulous result! England v Macedonia 0-0, pathetic! :( We should have played the England Women's XI - they are wonderful! :)

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

yes but do they swop shirts?

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

feck swapping shirts... I wanna be a fly on the wall when they are jumping in the big bath tub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|:|:|:|:|:|

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

<------- Imaging the carnage of that bath tub!

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I don't want to go to school!:-))

Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me,"

"Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school,"

"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"

"One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
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Halloween

Halloweens coming and my ass is getting fat, please put a penny in the old mans hat, if u haven`t got a penny a sock will do, if u haven`t got a sock, i`ll strip for u.... :D:P
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RE: Halloween

I'll give you a pound if you keep your clothes on, deal?

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RE: Halloween

I'm getting in shape.....round is a shape right?

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