General Forum
RE: about a post from viewer forum
if a woman judges her own worth by what she charges guys on a porn site to view her, i'd say she doesn't judge herself worth much.
people give a shit, some just think a serious shit is next to worthless here.
realx, babe. it's all good.
people give a shit, some just think a serious shit is next to worthless here.
realx, babe. it's all good.
RE: about a post from viewer forum
The ideal price would be free...lol...just jokin!!! That is not reasoanble to expect. After all, u r here to make money...nothin wrong with that. :-)) The problem is that most guys who come to a site like this (not me, but most) don't give a damn what u think u r worth as a human being. They only care about what they are willin to pay to see what they came here to see.
i have many previous posts on these forums about how i don't pay for "just chat' its not because i don't want to chat and get to know the girls i talk to...i'd like to, but I cannot afford to pay to "just chat" and some of the prices here for "just chat' are more than some girls who show all. If you can get it, great for u, but I have a price range I am able to afford. Its not about what ur worth as a person, or i'd pay ALOT more to many girls here. Even those girls i watch get naked and do naughty things for me are worth alot as people and as women. A couple of them (they know who they are) I do what I can for them when I can, but i'm not a rich guy.
If u r here to make money, u have to think not only of what u want, but what the customes will be willn to pay. If u charge to much, u'll not make much, if u bring he charge down, more will be willin to go pvt.
i have many previous posts on these forums about how i don't pay for "just chat' its not because i don't want to chat and get to know the girls i talk to...i'd like to, but I cannot afford to pay to "just chat" and some of the prices here for "just chat' are more than some girls who show all. If you can get it, great for u, but I have a price range I am able to afford. Its not about what ur worth as a person, or i'd pay ALOT more to many girls here. Even those girls i watch get naked and do naughty things for me are worth alot as people and as women. A couple of them (they know who they are) I do what I can for them when I can, but i'm not a rich guy.
If u r here to make money, u have to think not only of what u want, but what the customes will be willn to pay. If u charge to much, u'll not make much, if u bring he charge down, more will be willin to go pvt.
RE: about a post from viewer forum
don't make all the girls out to be something they are not
if you want to judge your worth try getting a real job first this is a porn site nothing more
yeah u sit on pc for 12 hours a day ok but 90% of girls here are cam girls in thier own mind and glorified strippers in most members eyes
if you want to judge your worth try getting a real job first this is a porn site nothing more
yeah u sit on pc for 12 hours a day ok but 90% of girls here are cam girls in thier own mind and glorified strippers in most members eyes
RE: about a post from viewer forum
so its not a real job.what do they get paid in,real money i suspect of which some is yours.the credit card statements you get are real aren't they?perhaps some of them earn more than you also & as long as what they are doing is legal i think its a real job.btw what is your employment.lets see how your job qualifies as real.just because,i assume,a lot of these hosts come from countries where employment opportunities are not as plentiful is no reason for you to look down your nose at them.you are only where you are in this world thanks to your parents not from anything amazing that you did."there but for the grace of god,go i."
RE: about a post from viewer forum
first of all you don't know what i have done or do so your statement means nothing
all i am saying is that they seem to think that we are bad because of things we do oh well part of the job get over it or find a new one
for example if you work in a real job as a host for lets say a food chain or hotel everyone knows the customer is right all the time i am sure they get alot of things they hate but their job is to smile and deal with it or find a new job
well if you can not make this work then guess a real job is out of the question
all i am saying is that they seem to think that we are bad because of things we do oh well part of the job get over it or find a new one
for example if you work in a real job as a host for lets say a food chain or hotel everyone knows the customer is right all the time i am sure they get alot of things they hate but their job is to smile and deal with it or find a new job
well if you can not make this work then guess a real job is out of the question
RE: about a post from viewer forum
Is you cap button or period button not working? That was the longest single sentence I ever read...lol
RE: about a post from viewer forum
not only the longest sentence but the biddest loead of...btw longtimeviewer i don't need to know what you have done because it has no bearing on my point.that point is that its because you were born to parents in a more affluent society that shaped you.how would you have fared being born to parents in a third world nation,would you be where you are now>i think not.i have never had the problem of hosts thinking i'm bad so maybe they think you are bad because of you.ever think about that?
RE: about a post from viewer forum
i have never had a host think i am bad, and i treat with respect if they deserve it
RE: about a post from viewer forum
point taken but why did you say that they think we are bad?sorry if i offended,not my intention
RE: about a post from viewer forum
mularkey dude.in no line of work do you expect or should you just listen & accept some of the vile things said to hosts here.respect must come from both sides.seems like you expect the old"yes sir,no sir,3 bags full treatment".if you are disrespectful rude vile etc what do you expect to get in return.flowers chocolates?as you sow,so shall you reap...
this song is priceless
I have just watched a little thing with kittens on.. not that funny really.. but the song is priceless.. lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vKo5PuLGEqg&mode=related&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vKo5PuLGEqg&mode=related&search=
the answer
she was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
this was a test by an american psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.many arrested serial killers too part in the test & answered the question correctly.
if you didn't answer the question correctly congratulations & your family & friends will be pleased
if you did answer it correctly......
this was a test by an american psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.many arrested serial killers too part in the test & answered the question correctly.
if you didn't answer the question correctly congratulations & your family & friends will be pleased
if you did answer it correctly......
RE: the answer
NOW I am formally afraid...we have Monika "freddie kruger" 22 with the razor sharp fingernails;) lol
RE: the answer
very strange deluded thinking you have there.i ask a question from a psychologists test & you think i'm promoting a girl.bizarre.where did i promote this girl?
RE: the answer
oooopppsss ...im a killer but didnt get the right answer....should i rather look for a new job now??? LOL
RE: the answer
jezzz, talk about vain...........not to worry Frisco, tis is nothing but a joke.
try to take him with a grain of salt, and maybe a little pepper......lmao
try to take him with a grain of salt, and maybe a little pepper......lmao
this is not a trick question
read this & come up with an answer.then look at the next of my posts for the answer.
a woman,who was at the funeral of her own mother met a guy she didn't know.she thought this guy was amazing.she believed him to be her soul mate,her dream guy so much she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number & could not find him. a few days later she killed her sister.
question: what is her motive for killing her sister?
a woman,who was at the funeral of her own mother met a guy she didn't know.she thought this guy was amazing.she believed him to be her soul mate,her dream guy so much she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number & could not find him. a few days later she killed her sister.
question: what is her motive for killing her sister?
to the gutless poster
ok you crass classless mental pygmy its cool what you say about me,its water off a ducks back.however when you start posting under hosts names it is a sign of your infantile attitude & your lack of moral fortitude & self respect. please try to keep your focus & remember its me you are trying to anger not them. it is pretty sad that you do not have the acumen to insult me without involving innocent third parties maybe its time you stopped flogging your dead horse.still if you feel you have more of your insightful perceptions of me to post feel free.always happy to hear what the view of the world is like under your rock.
RE: to the gutless poster
sorry you misunderstood.i did not comment on pygmies only the gutless posters mental capacity.so in my opinion you are wrong on 3 counts & in fact on 2.i am not big or fat & i don't pereceive myself as a racist.again sorry you misinterpreted or misrepresented my words. take care
RE: to the gutless poster
It is NOT okay to insult the good name of Pygmies to deride the mentalities of those who enjoy the giggly pleasure of tweaking YOUR mentality, Mr. Poopy!
That is SO racist!
A pox on you!
You are a bad man! Very big, fat, bad man!!
That is SO racist!
A pox on you!
You are a bad man! Very big, fat, bad man!!
RE: to the gutless poster
ok then monika you get a strap on dildo so you can fuck kim in the ass, then tis you get out ur hard slong so you can fuck monica in her ass, that way everybody gets fucked in the Ass! no one get's left out, and everybody gets it where they should. complete satisfaction for all! :)) Mission Accomplished!
RE: to the gutless poster
what the hell do you expect this is an adult website otherwise known as a porno site. do you really think that you are going to be treated like a *real lady* in here?! get use to it! show me a girl in here who has been treated with *absolute respect" and i'll show you a lie!
RE: to the gutless poster
you should not judge others by your standards.you possibly find it impossible to show respect because you have such low self esteem but that does not mean others do not have & show respect to others."absolute"anything to do with humans is impossible to find.
RE: to the gutless poster
seems you did not understand my last post or you chose not to understand it so i will type slowly for you this time.i was not being rascist by saying"mental pygmy"as i was referring to gutless poster's mental capacity not stature hence mental is the subject or noun while pygmy is the description or adjective. one more little point even using your warped thinking calling him a mental pygmy is not being rascist unless you consider that this person(gutless poster)being associated with pygmies is insulting to pygmies & if that is the case its you who are discriminating not i.hope i have cleared this up :-)))
RE: to the gutless poster
Kim, he just can't help himself, is there any way you can show some pity on him? you see, he has this "MrRight" complex. In other words if he can't be right (in his mind as he sees it) well, he just goes BONKERS! have a wittle pity on the pour soul kim?
RE: to the gutless poster
don't always claim to be right but in this instance i can't be wrong about"mental pygmy"because it was my statement.bonkers"i can't see how me taking the time to explain MY wording twice & considering the possibility of kim not being a native english speaker is going bonkers. btw why do you reply to your nom de plume posts under anonymous?
RE: to the gutless poster
why do you think you have to keep on replying to any posts at all? is this an illness of your's, sounds pathological!
RE: to the gutless poster
are you talking to a mirror?difference being i use my 1 nick you post under different nom de plumes.courage of your convictions?
RE: to the gutless poster
the point was already made by the gutless poster. so why blow it all out of control? he made is point, and you made yours, what else do you want?
RE: to the gutless poster
Dam, he just insulted pygmys, ducks, dead horses, and people living under rocks. Bad day to be handicap or an animal or homless in his neighborhood.
RE: to the gutless poster
never insulted any of the things you allege.its possible english is not your native tongue so i will explain.1)in the 2 words"mental pygmy"the word mental is the subject,pygmy is the description as i was discussing this persons mentality nothing else.
RE: to the gutless poster
hey matt, I don't think PETA was trying "to get your goat," I think he was merely trying to shine some "light heartedness" on the matter. In other words, you really do need to lighten up a bit, for your own health of course.
RE: to the gutless poster
hmmmmm the only way you could know for sure what PETA was intending is if you are PETA & are now posting under another nick.if that's true its very strange behaviour.thanks for your evaluation but if you have misjudged my intentions & words so badly i don't think you are a good person for me to be taking character assessments off
RE: to the gutless poster
in regards to ducks & horses these are common english sayings,but as you are TRYING to at least sound intelligent i will show you more respect than you have for yourself."water off a duck's back"is not insulting to duck's in either the literal or metaphoric sense.as for "flogging a dead horse" if you are being literal its hard to insult anything that is deceased. as for the handicapped there is no reference to any type of disability & finally i never insulted the homeless but in your world i guess you were talking about the"under the rock"comment.its a fact that anyone who is not from where you are has a different perception & perspective on things,so of course"gutless poster"has a different view on life.comprehend?
again
the gutless one's show their lack of class,self respect & dignity & their over supply of cowardice by turning on an innocent third party & as usual its a female.casting unfounded asperstions on a girl who has not insulted you in the posts.your pitiful attempts are beneath contempt but you have proved an old saying"better to let all the world think you are a fool,than open your mouth & remove all doubt"
RE: again
Wow, didn't mean to get you so wound up there. Take a breather and remember you are in a safe place. no one will harm you here. Everything will be ok. (Quick, somebody call the looney bin, we have anotherone)
RE: again
we tried to catch him once, but he keeps alluding capture. he is more than a little wound up in here............he's fucking crazy!
RE: again
yes crazy but crazy enough to outsmart you."come into my parlour,said the spider to the fly..."
RE: again
your in a fucking porn site tisme what the hell do you expect? if you want courtesy and all those so called rightous things which do not apply to this site, then try another site from The Bible Belt comprende? seems you got off at the wrong station bub!
RE: again
everyone missed his point. his complaint was that someone posted using anothers persons name, in the case the name of a host
it is one of the unfortunate things that happens around here since you are allowed to post under whatever name you care to, but to deliberately post about someone using a person;s name that is not involved is exactly what he said in his original post
it is one of the unfortunate things that happens around here since you are allowed to post under whatever name you care to, but to deliberately post about someone using a person;s name that is not involved is exactly what he said in his original post
RE: again
Thank you. Seems everyone around here is a classless, crass, warped-thinking pygmy mentalist who lives under a rock. Everyone but you and me, that is to say. Will you please be my friend?
RE: again
tis it is never going to happen they dont' get that it is not ok to pretend to be someone else when they post,. they think it is cute unlike the swine that they are
RE: again
so what if someone did post under another name be it host or otherwise? as was told to him earliar, he's not going to get hurt in here, so who the hell cares anyway? whats with all the ridiculous persistence when MOST are here just to have fun. Jesus man, if you keep taking all this bullshit so seriously tisme, you are to be pitied! If you're here to be so much of a fucking gentleman, then why do you hang out on this site of all sites? there are many "PROPER" sites for you to choose from. people who hang out on this site just want to have some fun, and not a cardiac arrest over who's right and who's wrong! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz! get a Grip or get a Rhythm.......
RE: again
let me seeif i get this right. you think it is ok to come here and use soeone esles's name and post things that they ahve nothing to do with and then they have to go deal with it
my aren't you the cretin
my aren't you the cretin
RE: again
hypocrite,practise what you preach! you are great at giving advice but you don't seem to heed it yourself so why should it be litened to by others?btw i am having fun as i said before & if you don't understand that the problem is your not mine but thank you for caring :-))))
RE: to the gutless poster
what is it with you about always trying and or having the right answer?
are you always so complex?
are you always so complex?
RE: to the gutless poster
if i am always trying or having the right answer,how does that make me complex.to my simple way of thinking it makes me uncomplicated :-)))))
RE: to the gutless poster
.you have proved nothing.why do you think its me who does the flamming when it was others posts & misappropriation of others nicks to posts to insult that prompted this post..you are the one who continues to post,trying to inflame even accusing me of promoting a host in a post where i asked a psychologists question.so that noose could be round your neck. & yes i enjoy it because as you said i like to be right(see not complex but uncomplicated) & in debates,discussions whatever you want to call it i'm invariably in the moral right when its you because reality has never seemed to be a bedfellow that you know.if you read forum i don't continue posting & its usually light hearted.its amazing for the last few weeks there has been none of this in forum but you come out from under your rock & it starts.btw do you recall why this started & if you do you will understand the main reason i enjoy it.while you are attacking me others are left in peace.i only respond to your posts when you attack first because puffed up little bullies like you can not be left unchallenged.you come to argue,debate etc with a battleship mouth but armed with a tugboat brain.that's why you post under so many different pseudyonyms & isn't that troll like behaviour while i post under my nick.keep fishing & remember if you say something often enough you might actually believe it & that's a start
RE: to the gutless poster
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RE: to the gutless poster
he is certainly right in this case, his point was about posting crap under other people's names or do you think that's ok. you proabbaly do think that because after all it's just a porn site and yo can do what you want
but that move is so cheesy beyond belief'
but that move is so cheesy beyond belief'
RE: TisMe behavior
I have concluded that no matter what is written about tisme, good, bad, indifferent and or otherwise, etc, he will continue to post even if this thread alone takes 100 pages. In other words, he enjoys it so much, that if he doesn't have controversy to deal with, he will nonetheless invent that controvsy, just so he can stand on the "soap box." He strives for that attention, and it may very well have to do with impressing his female client base. That doesn't make him bad or weird or anything else for that matter, except that he loves to post in the forum, and has become quite obsessed in that particular aspect of his behavior. If anyone in here expects to shut him down, that simply won't work, and just adds fuel to his fire for him to post even more. Expect many more posts from him, and the issues don't always have to be about who is right and who is wrong on an issue either. He's like many other people, it's just that his 'cup of tea" so to speak is the forum, for the forum, and will always be the forum.
RE: TisMe behavior
he strive for attention and you don't?
read how tiresome your post is shrink and go back and read his original
to those of you who post in other peoples names, you blow
read how tiresome your post is shrink and go back and read his original
to those of you who post in other peoples names, you blow
RE: TisMe behavior
I'm a freaking moron!! I'm a freaking moron!! I crave attention!! I crave attention!!
Name withheld to infuriate his ass :)
Name withheld to infuriate his ass :)
RE: The Right to Post
No Anoymous I don't strive for any kind of attention, lol. Look I'm just making an opinion which other posters have done including tisme and yourself in this thread. My post may be boring to some or to many, and tisme's post may be interesting to some or to many, but that's not my concern. Just as you post under an Anonymous name, many here are against 'anonymous posters,' however I support the 'anonymous' types, because that is your right and their right to post either as an anonymous or post they're chatname. Seems like this arguement always comes up when people post as 'anonymous'. At any rate, I will continue to support those who post as 'anonymous,' because not only is that their right, but they may have a good reason, known only to themselves, as to why they wish to remain 'anonymous.' Some people try to protect their 'anonymity,' it's just that simple. And even despite your low blow with the "you blow" comment, I still support your right to continue to post in this forum. Lets just say it's called having options...... ;):)
RE: The Right to Post
after having to read that 22 times to get trhough it without falling asleep, could you be a little more succinct and less wordy or is that boring?
Well done Croatia
Well, once again the English team fail to live up to the billing. And what a farce the second goal was. Well Done Croatia !!!!
And I am English !!
And I am English !!
Old folks home
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of
them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
held it up to him.
"OK? he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up
to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front
of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
again!!!"
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of
them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
held it up to him.
"OK? he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up
to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front
of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
again!!!"
RE: Can your cat do this?
Now I have four cats... 1 old.. 1 middle aged (they were inherited) and two 2 year old babies. They keep me so amused I could probably get rid of my TV and never be bored. They are MAD! Ive just watched some more.. will post the link as you have to hear the music! lol xx
Pray for peace
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.
Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop, for wars to end, and I pray for all our
children to grow up in safety, love and friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."
So she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.
Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop, for wars to end, and I pray for all our
children to grow up in safety, love and friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."
RE: Pray for peace
well, there is the joke about a man who prays
and prays and prays, and finally decides hes
god, since after all, hes talking to himself.
and prays and prays, and finally decides hes
god, since after all, hes talking to himself.
RE: Pray for peace
I think it has a very profound meaning because all prayers seem to fall on deaf ears
RE: Pray for peace
"all prayers" ?
no i dont think all, but those about peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims, for all the hatred to stop, for wars to end, and for all our children to grow up in safety, love and friendship ....it will be in paradise only :P...no use to pray for now
no i dont think all, but those about peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims, for all the hatred to stop, for wars to end, and for all our children to grow up in safety, love and friendship ....it will be in paradise only :P...no use to pray for now
southwest florida condo available, last post :)
i got a several responses from earlier posts but nothing definite yet so if your interested cc mail me for details. available on sanibel island florida starting 14 october a private room and bath for a week $525, will share kitchen and living area, i just had married couple friends tell me they can not go because of last minute problems and i need someone or a couple to use the room because financially it will be hard on me otherwise, Also the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, view of the gulf and the pool. http://www.sanibelbeachclub.com/ for information and photos
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
damm, is this turing into a classified ads site or is this just plain old spaming?
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
this post was only out of desperation, not a habit i will make and certainly not an attempt to make a profit, just hoping to cut my loses, and i apoligize if i stepped over the line and even wondered if it would make the cut
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
no harm no foul, good luck and I hope you don't lose on this deal
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
shoes yo didnb't do anything wrong except to make arrangements for your vacation around other people's schedule and needs. in the future just make them around yours
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
at the very least i will enjoy the better room and no crowd, just me and a busness partner and the whole place to ourselves for some peace and quiet and time to really relax
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
mmm, you and a busines partner and a bottle of tequila and one night of the most regatable sex you ever had
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
sounds like you've already experinced this
RE: southwest florida condo available, last post :)
sshhhssh, I told my wife I sprained my knee and that was making me walk funny. P.S. Ramada Inn pillows taste funny
Another star:-))
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
Google Release Docs and Spreadsheets
http://www.google.com/intl/en/options/
Heh university hosts try Docs and Spreadsheets from Google just out of Beta today.............direct substitution of many MS Office features
Web based storage accessable from any browser and has great sharing and collaboration features and its FREEEEEEEE
Just trying to help you girls get good marks LOL...........................
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Web based storage accessable from any browser and has great sharing and collaboration features and its FREEEEEEEE
Just trying to help you girls get good marks LOL...........................
Birds of a feather
Laura Bush bought "Dubyah" a parrot for his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George
has already taught him to mispronounce over 200
words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you
realize that he just 'says' the words. He
doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the
parrot.
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George
has already taught him to mispronounce over 200
words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you
realize that he just 'says' the words. He
doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the
parrot.
The Age Question
The Age Question
=================
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch
the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of
growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you
didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your
skin, 20; your hair, 18; your eyes, 16, and your figure, 25."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell
Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!"
Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
=================
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch
the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of
growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you
didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your
skin, 20; your hair, 18; your eyes, 16, and your figure, 25."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell
Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!"
Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
Photography, drawing, cooking, reading, collecting coins as well.. and dunno what else :)
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
she said that she *collects coins from foreign countries*.........collecting coins, antiques, old books, etc, etc, is indeed a Hobby!
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
i cant agree with that........a hobby is something u like to do and u spend ur spare time with. My hobbies are traveling, photographing and sport, mostly outdoor.........and btw...collecting coins i got on my travels or from friends
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
then Frisco you obviously don't understand that collecting (no matter what) can be a hobby. so, on the otherhand a sport can also be a hobby. the bottom line here is what you enjoyng doing no matter what that is. ask an advancecd coin collector if he believes working on his coin collection is a hobby? it's not just about what souvineer coins you might happen to pick up on a vacation, that is not collecting in the true "hobby sense."
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
even when im not a hard core collector...i enjoy the way i do it and i may tell u that i spend some time on that as well.
Does it really matter how i collect it?
Does it really matter how i collect it?
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
IPSC, IPDA, Falling Plates, Metallic Silhouettes, Benchrest Rifles, The shooting sports are my hobby and also I collect firearms, besides being a Chili and BBQ chef
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
CamContacts, of course. What other hobby do you need???
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
In my spare time I enjoy writting love letters to Carleton Heston and Ted Nugent.
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
i had a lot of hobbies before CC: dancing, shaping, skating, skiing, playing instruments, singing...now i spend all my spare time in internet :((
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
yeah, that's true.... im so "clean" now :D..thx INYF, keep "hoovering" :P
:)))
:)))
RE: ^^New Survey: What hobby do U have?
God.....running, biking, hiking, camping, kayaking, swimming, travel, reading, music, movies, writing, painting, basketball, soccer, motorcycling, driving my Jeep offroad, dancing, drinking and spending a little time on CC. That is what I can think of off the top of my head..and going to the gym...though it is not really a hobby just a necessity....and cooking...and wine..hmmm.....I like carpentry, working on mechanical things....I better finish I keep thinking of things....
BIG OIL
i SHELL do everything i can to keep america safe!
that's why i'm MOBIL-izing all my powers to put the EXXON the dotted line of freedom!
i know the GULF between victory and defeat is large, but we ARCOming closer to victory each day!
and if we fall short of our goal, i'll really BP'od!
trust me..........................
i'm doing it OIL for you!
that's why i'm MOBIL-izing all my powers to put the EXXON the dotted line of freedom!
i know the GULF between victory and defeat is large, but we ARCOming closer to victory each day!
and if we fall short of our goal, i'll really BP'od!
trust me..........................
i'm doing it OIL for you!
RE: BIG OIL
Shit! There is alot of shitting going on in this shitty post. What the shit is next?
RE: BIG OIL
why hell i no everyone dont give no shit!
but do u think we can turn shit into fuel?
but do u think we can turn shit into fuel?
RE: BIG OIL
But Anonymous, "we're on the move," "we're taking action," and "we're making progress!"
RIGHT?????.......................:O?
RIGHT?????.......................:O?
RE: BIG OIL
I am war time presdiend....no wait....prasidenk....uummm...eerrr...aahhh!! President
RE: BIG OIL
Laugh all you want page boy, I have something here that will put a smile on my...errrr...your face
A BIG mistake....
Everyone I want to apologize , the post about Monika22 was supposed to be a joke with the line" It was in my dreams" and it didn't post like it should ..I didn't see her naked in video ..was bad choice in joke . I apologize to monika and everyone ...
RE: A BIG mistake....
Does that mean I have to send the pictures back to you? Only kidding....I love to live dangerously.
RE: A BIG mistake....
I think i have them,, lol anyway , nothing special at all, and not very sure of herself once she starts to try and be sexy ,,
shame , and really much better in her bra than out,,
shame , and really much better in her bra than out,,
RE: A BIG mistake....
my middle name "easy Shame on you Money" when comes to Monika ..I am easily pursuaded to video;) (blush)
RE: A BIG mistake....
"lame" is my middle name Easy Lame Money :)lol "
well thats from ur post earlier...jeezzzz...u cant even tell the truth about bout ur middle name...i bet it was u that told me santa was caught fu*kin the easter bunnie too..knew it was a lie....santa would never cheat on rudolph
well thats from ur post earlier...jeezzzz...u cant even tell the truth about bout ur middle name...i bet it was u that told me santa was caught fu*kin the easter bunnie too..knew it was a lie....santa would never cheat on rudolph
RE: A BIG mistake....
I have the claw marks to prove it:)lol ouch I owe her little more time...will pay it out in small visits ..don;t want her to think I like her or something:)LOL I am coming for you next Nadeen;) waaahhhaaaa ;*
RE: A BIG mistake....
so did he or didn't he ? maybe regrets saying,
she is shy enough at is it ,, now will ruine it for all us that get to see more, and more she has , maybe too much for some heheh.
for BBW she a DD dream,, so leave her alone,,
she is shy enough at is it ,, now will ruine it for all us that get to see more, and more she has , maybe too much for some heheh.
for BBW she a DD dream,, so leave her alone,,
RE: A BIG mistake....
"oops did I forget to mention It was in a dream?LOL sorry"
Doesnt sound sincere to me.... bull (cough) sheit is my response to that!
Doesnt sound sincere to me.... bull (cough) sheit is my response to that!
RE: A BIG mistake....
"Doesnt sound sincere to me.... bull (cough) sheit is my response to that!"
so reply to THAT thread not to this one! ...he apologized twice if im not mistaken, huh? ...yes, sh*t happens sometimes, everybody can do mistakes little or big ones :((
so reply to THAT thread not to this one! ...he apologized twice if im not mistaken, huh? ...yes, sh*t happens sometimes, everybody can do mistakes little or big ones :((
RE: A BIG mistake....
I'll post what I like, where I like, and when I like....dont read if you have a problem with it, Nadeen!
RE: Just Ignore!
ooooooouuuuuuuuu.........wow...........such a tough guy that mystery man, or most likely just a punk! best advice to you nadeen is to just ignore that god damn son of a bitch!
RE: A BIG mistake....
This story makes me remember of Pretty Witch's drama some months ago about someone claiming to saw her naked on vid. Guess what.... she now works in "not so shy" too under some other nickname.... LOL
RE: A BIG mistake....
and guess what she STILL doesn't go nude!! never judge a book by its cover.
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
yeah she moved and now scams as NOT shy , when she is very shy, she used to strip then changed, why she went to not shy god only knows , i think its against cc guidleines, total waste of time, when there are so many HONEST ,, not shy girls here ,, just a time waster,, even monika does more and has more lol..
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
how is it scamming when she is honest before about what she does not do?is it just that you think you are so cool,charmin,suave & drop dead irresistible that for you it would be different.lol i lmao at you!!
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
This site is great , many great people here, CC makes soem nice sections to assist the customers/members and also the hots,
So they can choose what section depending on there mood or personal choice. 99% of girls work to this - which makes sense and makes coming here a pleasure.
Some like FlowerB , choose to have a room in NOT shy , with no intention of following the rules/ guidelines.
She is a shy shy host , so i have no problem with that,(tho I did see her before she changed her mind about sexy shows) So why open a name and be in NOT shy .. when she is very shy ?
Is just stupid,, and wastes everyones time.
Unless u unfortunate to not ask (what is assumed in not shy) and u spend $ and chat and then when it comes to the strip she says oh no i dont do that .!! ..... is that not being a scammer ? cheat maybe ? - why when so many here work nicely to the rules , a few always have to try and be smart, and deceitful..
So they can choose what section depending on there mood or personal choice. 99% of girls work to this - which makes sense and makes coming here a pleasure.
Some like FlowerB , choose to have a room in NOT shy , with no intention of following the rules/ guidelines.
She is a shy shy host , so i have no problem with that,(tho I did see her before she changed her mind about sexy shows) So why open a name and be in NOT shy .. when she is very shy ?
Is just stupid,, and wastes everyones time.
Unless u unfortunate to not ask (what is assumed in not shy) and u spend $ and chat and then when it comes to the strip she says oh no i dont do that .!! ..... is that not being a scammer ? cheat maybe ? - why when so many here work nicely to the rules , a few always have to try and be smart, and deceitful..
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
no maybe's are not scamming.perhap's suppositions & guessing are not either.as the buyer its up to you to ask"buyer beware"if someone goes straight to video then its their mistake not scamming.scamming is when the host is deceitful or delays & delays do as she said. viewers the responsibilty of purchase is ours,you don't hand over money in your"outside"life without knowing what you are buying so why is here any different.btw tell us about this"before she changed her mind" mr abunnie
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
the maybe's etc all seem to be in your mind.
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
so why not give the girl a fucking break for a change? i would agree that 99% of the girls here, DON"T want to be here in the first place. they are here to make money, and for many thats survival.....just for that sake alone surely they can be cut a "little" slack?!
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
man...... why the hell did she go to "not shy" then? i dont get it.....
RE: A BIG mistake....flowerbaby should be in shy, what a waste of time
pssssssssst its"not so shy"not"not shy" 1 word can make a big difference in meaning.maybe in this category she is not so shy as in little shy.
reality its nice to hear a voice of reason among all the .....
reality its nice to hear a voice of reason among all the .....
3 Pints of Guiness
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me............................I've quit drinking!"
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me............................I've quit drinking!"
Happy Birthday Pinkandfussy
Happy Birthday sweetheart,, Hope you have a wonderful day, Hugs and kisses, from Your Fluffy!!
RE: Happy Birthday Pinkandfussy
happy happy birthday may every day see your hopes & dreams closer to reality.
RE: Happy Birthday Pinkandfussy
I would sing to you if only I could carry a tune. Happy Birthday with out the song but the wishes are just as sincere. Enjoy the feeling and best wished always.
And on the sixth day...Warning this is a bit crappy
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "so I'm going to give you a special gift.I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."
And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great!
Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on it's head."
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "so I'm going to give you a special gift.I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."
And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great!
Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on it's head."
R.I.P Paul Hunter
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/6035879.stm
Tragic loss of life, RIP Champ!
Tragic loss of life, RIP Champ!
Why everybody forget about me???
I was on cc not so long time , but i made many friends there. I thought so.
so many peoples told me how much they like me, such a interesting person i am and so on....
Why allmost everybody even din't write me mail? Is anybody still remember me??
so many peoples told me how much they like me, such a interesting person i am and so on....
Why allmost everybody even din't write me mail? Is anybody still remember me??
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
I am your worst nightmare :) hehe... I was actually echoing ur response
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
my worst nightmare!! oh no, are you that hairy sweaty guy with the face like an especially homely weasel who perpetually torments me by saying he will stuff his cock up my ass but always gets a softy at the last second!?! Am I forever destined to never feel that huge hot pole rammed where the sun doesn't shine! Or are you from the other nightmare which has those horny sheep that are playing hard to get and the midget guy with the stungun and speculum?
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
hmmmmmm.... 1st dream must have been imshy.... 2nd dream paco... holy fuck!!!!!!! dude, I think i got a case of mistaken identity... I do apologise *blushes*
RE: Why everybody forget about me???
Even some people who didn't know you e-mailed to wish you luck. If you don't reply to emails how do you expect people to remember you???
NiceCurls
Although I would like to keep her to myself, I have to say that Nat is such a great host. She is fun to be with and such a sexy girl too. Have a look at her pics and maybe pay her a visit. I cannot wait until November, because only she and I know what I mean !