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Cutest Host on CamContacts?
for my money the cutest host is HotTatyanna. she's smart funny and great looking. who else do u guys think is cute?
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
She has the personality of a cactus. While generally a hot girl her rotten, often wierded out attitude makes her less so. Great knockers, great lips, a nautral sexiness. But as crazy as a shit house rat at times. Cute? In that context there are a lot cuter.
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
she's a sweetheart and has a great personality . you are way off jeez
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
I thought u consider yourself pretty, judging by your screen name :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
you know your hot and a great friend... best of both worlds one would say :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
Im not a guy, but.....
Kaseyy and xMARYx are very cute and perhaps the most cutest CC hosts in my opinion (at least they are the most cutests in my ex studio :P)
xMaryx was also the cover girl of CC e-magazine in 2005. I vote for them both :D
Kaseyy and xMARYx are very cute and perhaps the most cutest CC hosts in my opinion (at least they are the most cutests in my ex studio :P)
xMaryx was also the cover girl of CC e-magazine in 2005. I vote for them both :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
my vote would be for a few actually
LoveParade and TutyFruty are my top two ...hard to choose though :P
LoveParade and TutyFruty are my top two ...hard to choose though :P
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
thanks Anny and "a host"....but im afraid im very cute on pics only and with make-up :D ...wouldn't fair to put me on the top of CC cuties :P
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
hard to believe this sweet Nadeen... so when you going to post some of your non-makeup photos?? All natural Nadeen?? Come on , pretty please... with sugar on top!!!!!
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
not trapped... just lovely and i am sure without the makeup you are a natural beauty :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
lose all your fans? na that would never happen... well i will keep my fingers crossed for the non-makeup photos... even if you just post them for one day :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
sorry, but i am homeless and roomless :( .....my only roof is general forum :D
btw, could u tell me pls... what a magnetic power makes u to click the posts u dont like to read? :P
To all the rest: please dont read this post ....there is only blah-blah-blah here =)) .....thx
btw, could u tell me pls... what a magnetic power makes u to click the posts u dont like to read? :P
To all the rest: please dont read this post ....there is only blah-blah-blah here =)) .....thx
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
you can sleep on my sofa... but that is it... and still waiting for the no makeup pics you little chicken :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
If u know me quite well, u should be aware that i have no balls =))
P.S.: just to clarify - i mean making non-makeup photos :D
P.S.: just to clarify - i mean making non-makeup photos :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
yes i know you are a big chicken... but i will still be sitting here hoping that you will....
and thank God you dont have them either :P
and thank God you dont have them either :P
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
either? :O ...are u a big chicken too? :D
btw, u was told 2 get a room =))
btw, u was told 2 get a room =))
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
either... as in having actual balls :P
and nope... WE were told to get a room i do believe :)) shall we go??
and i am still sitting here waiting :D
and nope... WE were told to get a room i do believe :)) shall we go??
and i am still sitting here waiting :D
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
Hey!
Stop calling Nadeen a chicken! ;)
She's called a stork! :D :P
Stop calling Nadeen a chicken! ;)
She's called a stork! :D :P
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
she is a very pretty stork .... and i am sure quite beautiful without the makeup... but she is still chicken :P
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
Monika22 is in a class by herself. Beautiful beyond works, intelligent as hell, great personality and sense of humor, perfect English, and truly non-adult in a category that is often more adult than instant action. Very classy lady. One of a handful of real treasures on CC. And did I mention she hot too. This is CC after all.
RE: Cutest Host on CamContacts?
can not forget the adorable cute lovely sexycutegirl
just need to say WOW... love her
just need to say WOW... love her
RE: naughty question
I prefer a girl to be shaved or a small landing strip with not so big lips.
But as you yourself said in the grand old game of love that particular aspect of a person does not really matter. It is the person as a whole that is important.
But as you yourself said in the grand old game of love that particular aspect of a person does not really matter. It is the person as a whole that is important.
RE: naughty question
I agree. I like my girls totally hairless or sporting just a little fuzz. As for the lips. If I want big lips I can watch old Louis Armstrong videos. They should be proportionate, inviting without looking like the thing that came out of the seed pod in Alien. When they are parted we should see just a hint of pink and a wet welcoming but tiny hole. Not the Holland Tunnel at rush hour.
RE: naughty question
I like shaved , maybe some landing strip..
as for lips, i thought all were very similar till i came here,,
Some with huge lips ,, yuckkk not my style..small always ,,pls ..
as for lips, i thought all were very similar till i came here,,
Some with huge lips ,, yuckkk not my style..small always ,,pls ..
RE: BBL
and remember if you eat 3500 calories less= than you need to sustain a normal weight you lose a pound. Conversely if you burn 3500 calories more than is needed you lose a pound. Just simple changes yield big results. Elminate 500 calories a day or burn an extra 500 calories a day and you lose a pound in a week.
The Great Australian Male
The Great Australian Male
There are large men the whole world over
on a large and varied scale,
but none of them resemble
the Great Australian Male.
He's rugged and he's handsome,
he drinks beer instead of wine,
he's always out for pleasure,
of a very simple kind.
He's either off to see the footy
with a dozen cans or more,
or fishing with his buddies,
getting drunk along some shore.
He thinks he's quite a lover,
and he's sexy and discreet,
that he can get you in a quiver
from your head down to your feet.
But when he's got you ready,
lying limpid beneath the sheet,
you hear a snore and turn around
to find him sound asleep.
He's a funny sort of fellow
with more pride than he's got sense
and if you told him he was wrong,
he'd only take offence.
Oh, there are men who take you dancing,
out to dinner twice a week,
men who never dress in faded jeans
or die to take a leak.
Yes, there are men the whole world over
men with "charm" and "sense of style",
but how could we compare them to
The Great Australian Male.
There are large men the whole world over
on a large and varied scale,
but none of them resemble
the Great Australian Male.
He's rugged and he's handsome,
he drinks beer instead of wine,
he's always out for pleasure,
of a very simple kind.
He's either off to see the footy
with a dozen cans or more,
or fishing with his buddies,
getting drunk along some shore.
He thinks he's quite a lover,
and he's sexy and discreet,
that he can get you in a quiver
from your head down to your feet.
But when he's got you ready,
lying limpid beneath the sheet,
you hear a snore and turn around
to find him sound asleep.
He's a funny sort of fellow
with more pride than he's got sense
and if you told him he was wrong,
he'd only take offence.
Oh, there are men who take you dancing,
out to dinner twice a week,
men who never dress in faded jeans
or die to take a leak.
Yes, there are men the whole world over
men with "charm" and "sense of style",
but how could we compare them to
The Great Australian Male.
RE: The Great Australian Male
For good or for bad much of the world's impressions of Aussie men come from watching Mel Gibson, Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin. A mixed bag to be sure.
RE: The Great Australian Male
come here you aussie man and I show you a good time--I love aussie men
RE: The Great Australian Male
now come on hunny,, did you want me to tell everyone here my host name and they would bug me about our relationship,, darling if you forgot me look at number 9 in gender benders if room hasnt change or better yet, i dont wont to see you anymore--i banned you
The more
the more we know someone the less we seem to understand them.
the more we try , the harder it gets.
the more we want , the less we get.
the more we eat the fatter we get.
the more we drink ,the drunker we get.
the more we love , the less love we get.
ohh! forget it silly post anyways.. get it?
the more we try , the harder it gets.
the more we want , the less we get.
the more we eat the fatter we get.
the more we drink ,the drunker we get.
the more we love , the less love we get.
ohh! forget it silly post anyways.. get it?
RE: Move
You gotta eat, you gotta pay the rent, you gotta keep the lights on and the stove going. God forbid her husband works. The fate of many of these girls is to slave here for 12 hours while their hubby or bf is fooling around. Nice.
The Mask
THE MASK
I hide behind a mask
You can't see my face
Looking at first glance
I'm in a happy place
The truth is, that's a lie
But you can't really tell
that in the back of my mind
I think the world should rot in hell
What's the point of living
If we are all going to die
What's the point of being happy
If in the end we're going to cry
But this is something no one sees
This is something no one knows
And yet deep inside of me
This feeling of hatred grows
So even though this mask reveals a happy side of me,
I use the mask as a shield to look at what others can never see.
I hide behind a mask
You can't see my face
Looking at first glance
I'm in a happy place
The truth is, that's a lie
But you can't really tell
that in the back of my mind
I think the world should rot in hell
What's the point of living
If we are all going to die
What's the point of being happy
If in the end we're going to cry
But this is something no one sees
This is something no one knows
And yet deep inside of me
This feeling of hatred grows
So even though this mask reveals a happy side of me,
I use the mask as a shield to look at what others can never see.
RE: The Mask
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,
fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"-
Merely this, and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
'Tis the wind and nothing more."
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and
flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed
he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no
craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown
before-
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never- nevermore'."
But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and
door;
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he
hath sent thee
Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or
devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or
devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore-
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked,
upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my
door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!
-- THE END --
RE: The Mask
Piranhas in pajamas
Would be a lot more fun
Than boring old bananas
Piranhas in pajamas
Would like to play with you
And eat up all your arms and legs
Would be a lot more fun
Than boring old bananas
Piranhas in pajamas
Would like to play with you
And eat up all your arms and legs
RE: The Mask
As I awoke one morning
Well all good things are born
A robin pearched upon my sill
to signal the coming morn
Its song was cheery, light and gay
So sweetly did it sing
That thought of happiness and joy
into my heart did spring
I hummed along with its sweet song
and as it paused for a moment's lull
I gently closed the window
and crushed its god damn skull.
WTF
Well all good things are born
A robin pearched upon my sill
to signal the coming morn
Its song was cheery, light and gay
So sweetly did it sing
That thought of happiness and joy
into my heart did spring
I hummed along with its sweet song
and as it paused for a moment's lull
I gently closed the window
and crushed its god damn skull.
WTF
transgender veiwing
I would like to know which of the girl's --- gender-benders --- are worth the visit? Thanks
RE: transgender veiwing
Check out Nasty19...totally gorgeous, great personality and gets right to the point and you don't have to go to 1 2 1 for this...she does everything in open chat.
RE: transgender veiwing
I had this urge to start listing hosts who have busted my balls over the past couple of years but I fought it. A rare and surprising burst of maturity.
Indian story
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird! returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird would not die!
What is the moral of this story?????................
OH, come on...take a guess!
Think about it....
(You're gonna love this!)
And the moral is:
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!!!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird! returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird would not die!
What is the moral of this story?????................
OH, come on...take a guess!
Think about it....
(You're gonna love this!)
And the moral is:
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!!!
RE: for the hosts
you're wierd - what if somebody told all about your time spent looking at a porn site?
RE: for the hosts
I'm worried I die naked in the middle of a crazy orgy of one and someone finds me covered in lube in the middle of a vid, porn everywhere and $12,000 on my credit card that all says CC... Now that makes me nervous
RE: for the hosts
yes--get down on your knees lana, and lick me all over and forgiveness will be no shame
RE: for the hosts
Just don't believe in a god and none of that shit like worrying about sin and stuff will bother you.
RE: for the hosts
First of all this question should be directed to
everyone who comes to CC!
I get tired of only chathosts values and self confidence
being questioned.
Its very hypocritical!
The human body and sex
are nothing to be ashamed of.
Its so important to have a healthy self confidence!
Never be ashamed of who you are and what you do!
everyone who comes to CC!
I get tired of only chathosts values and self confidence
being questioned.
Its very hypocritical!
The human body and sex
are nothing to be ashamed of.
Its so important to have a healthy self confidence!
Never be ashamed of who you are and what you do!
RE: for the hosts
It always will be popular as i guess, because it's all about judging each other :P ...Everybody has something in the past to feel shame at, and so often we forgot about that, judging others!
Do u notice how do criterias of shame change all the time during the history? If many ages ago it was a shame for a woman to wear a dress shorter than her ankles, now it's not even a shame if a model defile on stage topless....
If churches still accuse getting nude on public, it's just the question of time. They try to have an influence on "sinners", and it helps partly :D .... But there are so many new so called "believers" appear nowadays, who proclaim free relations, freedom for everything, freedom to get nude on public as well and so on....
I don't stand for those ideas, but i also don't like someone to point out the "right way" for the life. Everyone goes his/her own way.
And topazsky has said it damn right: it's just hypocritical! Let's rather think about our own life, it's too short to worry about someone elses "sins" (if those are sins at all!) .....cheers :))
Do u notice how do criterias of shame change all the time during the history? If many ages ago it was a shame for a woman to wear a dress shorter than her ankles, now it's not even a shame if a model defile on stage topless....
If churches still accuse getting nude on public, it's just the question of time. They try to have an influence on "sinners", and it helps partly :D .... But there are so many new so called "believers" appear nowadays, who proclaim free relations, freedom for everything, freedom to get nude on public as well and so on....
I don't stand for those ideas, but i also don't like someone to point out the "right way" for the life. Everyone goes his/her own way.
And topazsky has said it damn right: it's just hypocritical! Let's rather think about our own life, it's too short to worry about someone elses "sins" (if those are sins at all!) .....cheers :))
RE: for the hosts
Dear Freeda you only get ashamed when certain guys from here refused your "friendship". Didnt stoped you to insult them at all, how could be ashamed by working in a porn site? Great atittude, indeed!!!
RE: for the hosts
Well if someone would actually recognise me from here first I would be very surprised coz what u see on cam and reality differ somehow. But if someone did, I wouldnt be ashamed of it. The ones whos opinion matter for me already know what I used to do so I dont actually give a damn about the others. The only time my past as a chathost bothered me was when I had a fight with my brother about who brings more money into the house and he basically said "yeah you paid ur own stuff for 4 years and such but think about how u paid it". It bothered me not becoz I was ashamed or smthg but becoz it came from my brother and I didnt expect that from him. But anyhow, all is well now:)
RE: for the hosts
Friend, do you mean Freeda19 or freeda, who insults guys? Similar name, totally different hosts.
RE: for the hosts
he he, well i would shit a brick, and run / hide he he, if it was some1 in my family I'd blag it off as a Marketing exercise he he...its gonna happen 1 day, and I will deffo laugh about it, I have gr8 fun here at cc.
How about a new topic?
What is everyone up to today? Anything new and exciting in your lives??
RE: How about a new topic?
i love jiverman's hat :P
hope something happens for you in the morning then :))
hope something happens for you in the morning then :))
RE: How about a new topic?
the same thing we do everyday, Pinky.
Try to take over the WORLD!
evil maniacal laughter followed by coughing and hacking
Try to take over the WORLD!
evil maniacal laughter followed by coughing and hacking
RE: How about a new topic?
muahhhhhhh so very true!! the world will be ours... and then mine after i beat you with a baseball bat... muahhhhhhh :P
Mindreader needing a job....
MinderReader down on his luck and needing a job goes into a pharmacy showing a help wanted sign, the owner asks what qualifications the Mindreader has , He says, he can read minds, will know what the customers want before they ask and that will speed up sales! The Onwer is not quite believing him but offers the MindReader a 3 chances to prove himself. A new customer walks in teh store, the mindReader concentrates grabs some bandaids and has them ready for the customer, the customer walks up to the counter and says I need a box ... well i see you have them right here , pays for the bandaids and leaves. 2nd customer walks in the MindReader concentrates again and grab the bag of kitty litter, the customer walks up to the counter and starts to ask for ... well i see you have it right here thanks so much , pays and leaves. The owner very impressed now says one more right and I hire you. 3rd customer walks in, MindReader concentrates, gets a funny look on his face, starts to reach, then changes his mind grabs a box of kotex maxi pads and has them at the counter for the customer, Mindreader says, Here you are Lady, just what you are needing! She replies, that is not what i wanted, not what I need and I have never been so embarassed in my life you should be fired!!! Onwer hears all this comes over to the mindReader and says your fired you missed that one by a mile!!! MindReader says not a mile only an inch, she wanted toilet paper instead.
RE: Important to have friends
Remember that a friend will help you move, a GOOD friend will help you move a body
RE: Important to have friends
A good friend would give you no strings attached sex, now thats the friend I want(!!)
Vera's song, Kaz's song, name a song for other host.....?
Vera
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day
Vera! Vera!
What has become of you
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do ?
THE CLASH LYRICS
"Rock the KAZ-bah"
Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
[Chorus]
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the KAZ-bah
Rock the KAZ-bah
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the KAZ-bah
Rock the KAZ-bah
By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy KAZ-bah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the shareef
Had cleared the square
They began to wail
[Chorus]
Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy KAZ-bah jive
[Chorus]
The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the KAZ-bah way
As soon as the shareef was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare
As soon as the shareef was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed
[Chorus]
He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it.
You know he really hates it.
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day
Vera! Vera!
What has become of you
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do ?
THE CLASH LYRICS
"Rock the KAZ-bah"
Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
[Chorus]
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the KAZ-bah
Rock the KAZ-bah
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the KAZ-bah
Rock the KAZ-bah
By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy KAZ-bah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the shareef
Had cleared the square
They began to wail
[Chorus]
Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy KAZ-bah jive
[Chorus]
The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the KAZ-bah way
As soon as the shareef was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare
As soon as the shareef was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed
[Chorus]
He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it.
You know he really hates it.
one for PrettyWitch too but come on members post for the host!!!
Witchy Woman
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she's a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got
the moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
dancing shadows and firelight
crazy laughter in another
room and she drove herself to madness
with a silver spoon
woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping
in the Devil's bed.
And there's some rumors going round
someone's underground
she can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
woo hoo witchy woman
see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she's a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got
the moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
dancing shadows and firelight
crazy laughter in another
room and she drove herself to madness
with a silver spoon
woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping
in the Devil's bed.
And there's some rumors going round
someone's underground
she can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
woo hoo witchy woman
see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye
Galaxy Song - Monty Python
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
RE: waiting for mine
ohhh dear,, sugar gal,, im still working on it,,, you know it's special,,
Vera Lynn
You are far too young to remember Vera Lynn Gortensia.
She was a singer who gained popularity in the UK during the second world war.
She was a singer who gained popularity in the UK during the second world war.
RE: Vera Lynn
Pink Floyd. Album: The Wall.
There is a line where he sings: "Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn" - oh , its so fucking sentimental, i love it!
There is a line where he sings: "Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn" - oh , its so fucking sentimental, i love it!
RE: Vera's song, Kaz's song, name a song for other host.....?
I prefer The Vapours, I'm turning Japanese.
RE: Vera's song, Kaz's song, name a song for other host.....?
song!!! love it... only have it on tape though...guess i need to find the mp3 now :)) thanks for the remind :D
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
Cancel and give the money you were going to spend to charity or see a psychologist to solve your problems. Better kiss your wife and tell her your love her. Take the kids to a game. Life is short.
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
haha! psychologist sounds like a good one!
no wife, thus no kids, thus no taking them to a game or telling them i love them lol... but yes life is indeed short
no wife, thus no kids, thus no taking them to a game or telling them i love them lol... but yes life is indeed short
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
... in that case, give all the money you would have spent, directly to me.
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
LOL Banana ;)
i'm still undecided :S guess i'll come to a decision within the next few weeks or so... i hope :S
i'm still undecided :S guess i'll come to a decision within the next few weeks or so... i hope :S
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
haha! true ;)
however it's not the bank forcing me to quit that i'm worried about heh, that doesn't mean to suggest i'm loaded, far from it :S just i can control my urges to chat to ladies in video :D
i think i may be getting to attached to a host and that can only end badly :S
however it's not the bank forcing me to quit that i'm worried about heh, that doesn't mean to suggest i'm loaded, far from it :S just i can control my urges to chat to ladies in video :D
i think i may be getting to attached to a host and that can only end badly :S
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
i know i got my ass kicked.. Only a spunky lady could do that to me, lol
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
u do that... thought u was leaving... i was having a party here... but for some reason u still stay... how come?? and how come u on ur knees now??
RE: still on my knees
I don't get it. No offense meant or nothing, but she's practically as old as my mum.
RE: still on my knees
that wasn't nice Scooter.. age has nothing to do with beauty
sorry Anne.. Dear
sorry Anne.. Dear
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
gete, get your sore sorry fat ass back in here we love you.. kiss
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
Dude do as YOU want. If you posted the question :
'Should I live or throw myself off a cliff?'
Would go and do what 99.9% of the answers said? Heartless bastards in here, they would vote cliff(!!) lol
'Should I live or throw myself off a cliff?'
Would go and do what 99.9% of the answers said? Heartless bastards in here, they would vote cliff(!!) lol
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
lol Bebe ;)
canceling my credit card and jumping off a cliff are two slightly different things ;) although you are right about it being my choice :)
so far, i've chosen to stay for a while longer at least before reconsidering leaving. I've told the host that i've begun to develop feelings for her and she already knew so it's out in the open :) nothing's going to happen i'm not deluded enough to actually believe anything will lol but at least it's a little something off my mind :)
thanks all lol
canceling my credit card and jumping off a cliff are two slightly different things ;) although you are right about it being my choice :)
so far, i've chosen to stay for a while longer at least before reconsidering leaving. I've told the host that i've begun to develop feelings for her and she already knew so it's out in the open :) nothing's going to happen i'm not deluded enough to actually believe anything will lol but at least it's a little something off my mind :)
thanks all lol
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
you decide to stay and you are not even going to tell us her name???
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
can't i be undecided about sharing that information? :D
well odds are she already has many suitors hoping to become her partner/bf/husband so why should i mention her name only for people to jump the bandwagon as they usually do and claim to have had her etc etc?
I'm not going to state her name because if i do then maybe people will talk to her and mention this incident over and over again which will be annoying for her not to mention that like i said before she probably has other admirers and i wouldn't want to offend them either :)
well odds are she already has many suitors hoping to become her partner/bf/husband so why should i mention her name only for people to jump the bandwagon as they usually do and claim to have had her etc etc?
I'm not going to state her name because if i do then maybe people will talk to her and mention this incident over and over again which will be annoying for her not to mention that like i said before she probably has other admirers and i wouldn't want to offend them either :)
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
You have nothing to lose by offering to meet her... find your balls and go for it! Nice guys tend to finish last, make sure this time you do not!
RE: to cancel or to stay...?
keep your mouth shut for her... rather then her other admirers. :)
a woman once said...
a man is like a deck of playing cards:
you need a heart to love him,
a diamond to marry him,
a club to smash his f***ing head in &
a spade to bury the bastard.
you need a heart to love him,
a diamond to marry him,
a club to smash his f***ing head in &
a spade to bury the bastard.
soaking up sun
its hot over here--damn and i was complaing about cold weather back home in alaska-
growing tomatoes
lame..but i cant b bothered to think (yes i do sometimes do that) of anything fun
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work at his age.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament :
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son :
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work at his age.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament :
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son :
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
good night
good night room---wait a minute, i just relize im not in community chat room,, im in general forum, good grief, i need a doctor--sorry people--stay cool
RE: Onliners that have made me laugh this week...
can u teach me that copy and paste thing....hehe
RE: Onliners that have made me laugh this week...
you have far too much time on your hands Kaz hahahaha
Makin' Whoopee
(a cool song for those who love makin' whoopee and catches up)
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another reason, another season
For makin' whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring, yes
For makin' whoopee
He's washin dishes and baby clothes
he's so ambitions he even sews
But don't forget folks,
That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
Another year, maybe less
What's this I hear? Well, can't you quess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
Yeah she sits alone
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says, Is he?
He's makin' whoopee
Now he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, you'll pay six to her
He says, now judge, suppose I fail
Judge say, budge, right into jail
You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee
Yes, yeah you better keep her
Daddy, I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another reason, another season
For makin' whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring, yes
For makin' whoopee
He's washin dishes and baby clothes
he's so ambitions he even sews
But don't forget folks,
That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee
Another year, maybe less
What's this I hear? Well, can't you quess?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
Yeah she sits alone
Most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says, Is he?
He's makin' whoopee
Now he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, you'll pay six to her
He says, now judge, suppose I fail
Judge say, budge, right into jail
You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee
Yes, yeah you better keep her
Daddy, I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee
RE: Makin' Whoopee
Haiti women use that word all the time,, only word i can understand from their language