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.... I had just had a huge argument with my 25 y.o. son and he had moved out with no forwarding address.

But then again I would probably have sent her a photo of the lad who lives along the street, given her his address and his name and all the other details would relate to him. When she turned up at his door hopefully he would give her a lift to a hotel and then mentioned in the pub that this strange girl had turned up. I would find out where he took her. I would then try and "accidentally" bump into her, comfort her and hopefully get her into bed.

why does the member lie about his age in the first place? Is he that ashamed of who he is? Some girls love older guys... so why not just be who you are :D I always love to be me :)

I always love myself too. Oh hang on I think we may be talking about two different things :D

1) I don't lie so no problem about age. 2) Would tell my wife her replacement has arrived

I would never do a cam-to-cam as having a girl watch me cum is not a turn-on for me.

Also, if she wants to see, she must pay my one2one price which will be hefty.

If she came to my door, suitcase in hand I would gladly welcome her in (because I'm not married), providing she doesn't mind my messy apartment and doesn't mind sharing my bed.

Nice Song :)

yepp...one of my fav ...."Cranberries" :P...though weird band,indeed :D

are a great band :D

Stoke.... hmmmmm..... can't think where the feck that is!! Reading here :p Welcome to the CC world

ok stoke-on-trent in england.

Nottingham lad here.
What is this a dating agency now? :-)

no lol i just want sum new mates

to far from you... but if you should wish to relocate... i will be your mate then :D

you never hung out in Southern California in the early 90's did you :)
Had a mate from your town there. Cheers

was that 4 me if so the answer is no im only 22

Become a host and rake it in!! Not butt ugly are ya? Im curious....

that was kind of a joke for Nottingham... i knew a guy in so cal some years back who was from Nottingham... but maybe you would like to come and see our beaches here... warm weather, nice sand, beautiful warm water :-D

I've never been to southern california but if I had then I'm sure I'd remember you stoke girl. Drop me a P.M. if you wanna.

that was not stoke girl... who asked you that... but another bloke
i am sure if you are into guys he will be glad to drop you a line ;-)

hey im from Reading too

Small world.... ur not my boss are you Shilo? (scared)

Hi Stoke girl,
Next time I'm heading up your way, I'll drop you a line...

In the meantime, I can be found under my rock down in Sussex, within travelling distance of Reading, DM and Shilo. (Err...Hi Shilo!)

No, but does Brum count Stoke girl?

damn too far away

er..im to scared to say where im from...lets just say sussex

Its the Gay capital of the UK shy.... u must remember where you from :p

unfortunately ur right DM..why did i have to b born here :((...still...better here than in Reading :p

I like it there too

North Somerset here! Too far away again! But good luck in your search!

roflmfao.... classic!

hahahahaha very good

yawn....

Who ????? I can find no host with that name or a name similar to that.

CC probably suspended her or cancelled her account due to a loud mouth sissy viewer or a jealous host!

Yes I suspect you are right viewer3. I replied to the original post as soon as it appeared but I see there is a 2 hour difference between the times of our posts so perhaps things were going on in the background.

you're sick of it? are you mad?

GREAT :)) thanks for the share

It looks like all the action wasn't taken by a hidden camera.. You see, the camera perfectly reflects all the movements and turns in connection with people's movement.....

Sure not a hidden cam. But it could be someone who just said he is filming what goes on in kitchen. I'm more suspicios about cam that gives view from the pot. But nonetheless: Nice clip. Reminds me of "Delicatessen"

very funny cheers

roflmao =)) ...thx for sharing (K)

huh?

man!!! u dont know a thing!!!

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the answer is either beer or blowjob :p

Thanks USA I found them very amusing.

he he, very funny

great jokes, thx :))

she moved in with me... sorry

i heard she found a very cool boyfriend and traveling---thats cool

She's got a job so has left CC. Still available on Yahoo though - want me to send your good wishes?

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3.BMW – Black Mans Wish.
4.Fiat – Fix It Again Tony
5.Ford – Found On Road Dead.
I miss my Yugo :((((((((

"Poor Old Niger Think It's A Caddilac"
...That one was especially offensive.

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It's ok. It seemed like something you might have cut and pasted without realizing. Glad to know you really meant no harm. :)

Ekaterina is to kind to have meant any real harm... would never hurt or be rude on purpose to anyone... well maybe some nasty buggers... but not normally :))

me agree, fluff kate, is one of the most polite-fun-loving girls on here, she didnt mean it in a racist way, in her country, they think different then other countries

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i still miss my yugo :(((((((

I just spunked on a Yugo's car seats..... do you still miss it?

my yugo for sure :) but i still mine :((

depends where you live

4, 7, 9 and 12.

i giggled at N12 only :(
All the rest are so-so or just silly IMO. Guess my sense of humour is too refined :D

1, 7,9,12.

What does that tell you?

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I`m with #5 too ..the best,imho.

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you're all crazy

4, 5 & 12

What's the prognosis?

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Good One--Jane Fonda-

If thats humour, god help us.

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Your bad tranlation?? You must be crazy today... you did very well... :D Perhaps they could not catch the humor because they have no humor bone :P

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hmmm well I must be sexually aggressive then cos I wos gonna say 3,7,9,10 &12

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I think that means I have a balance of absurd sexual aggression?
No?

and if u could read their thoughts u would recieve "f*** off" thoughts as private messages in response then =))

Well you realize it is genetic and based on your ethnicity generally. There are some creams that bleach or lighten the skin but I would not use them near a mucous membrane or sensitive area. What are you is what you are. Men should accept you for that. Don't change.

hi there host

I'm a guy and i have a similar problem... between my legs is somewhat darker colour that the rest of my skin. not sure why ???

but i think there is such a thing called skin bleaching... apparently porn stars do it to get pink ass holes lol it can be expensive though by the sound of it :(

personally im alright with my darker patches and I think you should be too :) it's part of who you are, your personality and some of your viewers may like it as well ;)

good luck and i hope someone can be more helpful then i am :)

it is normal secret host... it is part of who you are and you should not try to hide it! If a man or woman is dumb enough to think that it is dirty... well my advice... they are just not worthy of looking in those places! :)))

Get some white paint!

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wow my asshole is dark too , doesnt anyone knows where i can find the cream ?????

im sure its lovely-

dont change !!!!

plssssss

THANKS everyone , i would like if someone know where i can buy it ? or find the bleaching cream , i really hate it , sometimes makes me cry , when i look myself in the mirror :( why it is so dark ......
thanks i search on google and i couldnt finf it :(
kisses xxxx

I have heard on good authority that there are brown rings around Uranus. Anyone have a telescope?

Dark asshole...now thats a really huge problem that never crossed my mind. I think the only solution for this is that all hosts with this problem join together and form a fundation. The donaters should be members who are agaisnt dark assholes. In exchange for the free donations members should receive free one2one shows with all the girls from the fundation going down on each other.
I tell ya, this genius idea makes the GreenPeace guys look like idiots! :P

but you need to be careful with those creams... they can burn the more sensitive areas of your body... so when you search for them... make sure they are proper for that area of your body... otherwise instead of being darker... it could become bright red and sore

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this is a qustion for micheal jackson
he would know
:P

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Ask Michael Jackson..... whatever he used removed the darkness from everywhere he used it!

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lololololololol

http://www.aquateencentral.com/

"...The news was all on top of the debacle as well.... the most hilarious quote coming Shepard Smith @ Fox News while he read an article on the Mooninites via Urban Dictionary:

'Their god.... is an Indian... that turns into a wolf.'"

Holy shit, that's funny.

She has the personality of a cactus. While generally a hot girl her rotten, often wierded out attitude makes her less so. Great knockers, great lips, a nautral sexiness. But as crazy as a shit house rat at times. Cute? In that context there are a lot cuter.

she's a sweetheart and has a great personality . you are way off jeez

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I thought u consider yourself pretty, judging by your screen name :D

Cutest. Not the best looking tits on CC. Get it straight.

you know your hot and a great friend... best of both worlds one would say :D

pretty you are Charming Unique Terrific Erotic

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Im not a guy, but.....
Kaseyy and xMARYx are very cute and perhaps the most cutest CC hosts in my opinion (at least they are the most cutests in my ex studio :P)
xMaryx was also the cover girl of CC e-magazine in 2005. I vote for them both :D

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my vote would be for a few actually
LoveParade and TutyFruty are my top two ...hard to choose though :P

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thanks Anny and "a host"....but im afraid im very cute on pics only and with make-up :D ...wouldn't fair to put me on the top of CC cuties :P

hard to believe this sweet Nadeen... so when you going to post some of your non-makeup photos?? All natural Nadeen?? Come on , pretty please... with sugar on top!!!!!

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not trapped... just lovely and i am sure without the makeup you are a natural beauty :D

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lose all your fans? na that would never happen... well i will keep my fingers crossed for the non-makeup photos... even if you just post them for one day :D

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sorry, but i am homeless and roomless :( .....my only roof is general forum :D

btw, could u tell me pls... what a magnetic power makes u to click the posts u dont like to read? :P

To all the rest: please dont read this post ....there is only blah-blah-blah here =)) .....thx

you can sleep on my sofa... but that is it... and still waiting for the no makeup pics you little chicken :D

If u know me quite well, u should be aware that i have no balls =))

P.S.: just to clarify - i mean making non-makeup photos :D

yes i know you are a big chicken... but i will still be sitting here hoping that you will....
and thank God you dont have them either :P

either? :O ...are u a big chicken too? :D
btw, u was told 2 get a room =))

either... as in having actual balls :P
and nope... WE were told to get a room i do believe :)) shall we go??
and i am still sitting here waiting :D

Hey!
Stop calling Nadeen a chicken! ;)
She's called a stork! :D :P

she is a very pretty stork .... and i am sure quite beautiful without the makeup... but she is still chicken :P

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Monika22 is in a class by herself. Beautiful beyond works, intelligent as hell, great personality and sense of humor, perfect English, and truly non-adult in a category that is often more adult than instant action. Very classy lady. One of a handful of real treasures on CC. And did I mention she hot too. This is CC after all.

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You've been waiting months to post that haven't you hehe :P

RealJam

there is SooBadGirl... a living doll ... so cute :-D

is xHOTorNOTx cute and hot all in one little package...

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TheCharming, DeepFeelings, EasyTouch

XextasyX, she rocks my world!

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can not forget the adorable cute lovely sexycutegirl
just need to say WOW... love her

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Welcome my child. May your prices be low and your shows hot. Otherwise get lost.

welcome back Irrishka. Missed your smile

welcome back--have fun

I prefer a girl to be shaved or a small landing strip with not so big lips.

But as you yourself said in the grand old game of love that particular aspect of a person does not really matter. It is the person as a whole that is important.

I agree. I like my girls totally hairless or sporting just a little fuzz. As for the lips. If I want big lips I can watch old Louis Armstrong videos. They should be proportionate, inviting without looking like the thing that came out of the seed pod in Alien. When they are parted we should see just a hint of pink and a wet welcoming but tiny hole. Not the Holland Tunnel at rush hour.

I like shaved , maybe some landing strip..

as for lips, i thought all were very similar till i came here,,
Some with huge lips ,, yuckkk not my style..small always ,,pls ..

I hope you have a great relaxing holiday with plenty of fun. Take care.

and remember if you eat 3500 calories less= than you need to sustain a normal weight you lose a pound. Conversely if you burn 3500 calories more than is needed you lose a pound. Just simple changes yield big results. Elminate 500 calories a day or burn an extra 500 calories a day and you lose a pound in a week.

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Have a great holidays Ginger! :)) ....and dont be late to your train pls :D

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hurry back ginger,, i be waiting

hey ginger, yes have fun and relax--cool

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Sure , i'm a Fairdinkum Aussie.. :-)

For good or for bad much of the world's impressions of Aussie men come from watching Mel Gibson, Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin. A mixed bag to be sure.

he's an aussie male but not an aussie man......joking!

he is just an ass ... no matter what country he would come from

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come here you aussie man and I show you a good time--I love aussie men

yikes, hehe

get it up the butt now gete :P

ouch

mmmm--i love that word yikes, when you come in me, darling

lol, no such host

now come on hunny,, did you want me to tell everyone here my host name and they would bug me about our relationship,, darling if you forgot me look at number 9 in gender benders if room hasnt change or better yet, i dont wont to see you anymore--i banned you

you can't bann.. I quit lol

darling dont quit i was teasing you

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Once again Gort we are all a little bit dumber after reading one of your posts.

Once again speak for yourself

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Well I might have Alzheimers but at least I don't have Alzheimers.

lollies:)

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I heard she moved from the state of despair to the state of confusion.

she said me she married viwer! but i see she is online again!!!!

You gotta eat, you gotta pay the rent, you gotta keep the lights on and the stove going. God forbid her husband works. The fate of many of these girls is to slave here for 12 hours while their hubby or bf is fooling around. Nice.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,
fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"-
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and
flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed
he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no
craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown
before-
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never- nevermore'."

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and
door;
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he
hath sent thee
Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or
devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or
devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore-
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked,
upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my
door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!


-- THE END --

Piranhas in pajamas
Would be a lot more fun
Than boring old bananas

Piranhas in pajamas
Would like to play with you
And eat up all your arms and legs

As I awoke one morning
Well all good things are born
A robin pearched upon my sill
to signal the coming morn

Its song was cheery, light and gay
So sweetly did it sing
That thought of happiness and joy
into my heart did spring

I hummed along with its sweet song
and as it paused for a moment's lull
I gently closed the window
and crushed its god damn skull.

WTF

Check out Nasty19...totally gorgeous, great personality and gets right to the point and you don't have to go to 1 2 1 for this...she does everything in open chat.

just get a real female put a strap-on and save youreself much money

I had this urge to start listing hosts who have busted my balls over the past couple of years but I fought it. A rare and surprising burst of maturity.