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RE: Happy Birthday
happy birthday serena, so lets celebrate as soon as you and your friends get done, im ready and naked for you babe as always
RE: Happy Birthday Serena
Hope you had a great day babe. Don't drink too much later.... on second thoughts get wasted.
RE: Happy Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! have a great day and a drink for me will ya?
Dirty Fork
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
about videoplayback
what video playback is interesting for viwers?:) and how long it need to be?
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
At 3 dollars a minute who cares how they look. Few members can afford to do videos with you. Focus on lowering your price rather than how you look. You will make more money in the long run.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
This has been gone over before. You see who you want, and you let her charge what she wants. No harm, no foul.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
But it's good to give her feedback that her price is beyond the "normal" range expected on this site.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
Well I hardly ever post in here, yawn yawn
But i personally think your rude, this girl has nice pictures shes in instant action, the price war yawn yawn has been thrashed 2 death and your just boring people with sort of post.
But i personally think your rude, this girl has nice pictures shes in instant action, the price war yawn yawn has been thrashed 2 death and your just boring people with sort of post.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
But it's good to give her feedback that her price is beyond the "normal" range expected on this site.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
"normal range...expected.."expected by who?you don't speak for all,only yourself.i expect the price to be what she expects not me & if i can't afford it i just move on to find someone i can.if you can't afford moet drink table wine.what if your boss came & said he is paying you more than the normal & wanted to cut your pay?
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
maybe so, but this has been discussed many times b4, yawn yawn, by all means give feedback, but be polite and dont bore every1 in here wiv price whinging yet again yawn.....personally anything goes in my room, but any1 mentioning price goes even quicker. Maybe these cheapskate viewers would prefer the days b4 the net, when it was Sex Phone Lines they called , UK current prices 4 that are astronomical, here u get 2 see all in IA Category, would be nice if you'd realise how lucky you are 2 see direct in2 peoples houses, their personal lives and appreciated what this site offers u. If not, then politiely move on...forthwith LOL xx
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
Yeah, I still see ads for those phone sex lines where they charge something like 3 .99 - 4.99 per minute! Who the hell keeps up the demand for such prehistoric crap? Haven't they ever heard of the internet?
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Joke for Bela
Two Romanian women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Anne said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah, What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What does that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Anne took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"
RE: Joke for Bela
Sebastian didn't get the spelling right to make better sense...
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A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Anne took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like cum to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like cum to you?"
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A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Anne took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like cum to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like cum to you?"
RE: Joke for Bela
Yup, that;s the crude version for the morons. I made the mistake of posting the higer consciousness version. Jokes are art, n'est ce pas Psy?
to that host who think shes bela`s gf
you must be crazy or blind, we will meet in Iasi in 2 months.
GROW UP!!!
GROW UP!!!
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
That's unlikely. Bela has problems playing with himself let alone 2 girs. Or was that abc?
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
I say formally because I decided to leave CC recently…This will be my last post… and hopefully CC will post it since I am just a guest now….The only person I am going to be meeting when I arrive in Romania is Anne. I have not made plans with anyone else. and the only one I love and will meet in real is Anne. See ya!
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
looks like the intervention worked and the persona known as bela70, self-promoting super hero may join the real world.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
seems a number of the puffed up, full of themselves personas have had their ballons popped, tisme, abc and now bela70. couldnt happen to a better bunch of sycophants.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
seems you are wrong,most likely again.i know that nothing that has happened here has popped tisme's balloon. more likely its just a hope of yours because he & the others expose you for the backward people you are.he has a private matter to take care of.i think you can assume he will be back
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
My balloon popped ? I must have missed that.
I was going to say that your comments and replies were like being attacked by a bunch of seven year old schoolgirls but I decided that would be very unfair of me.
A bunch of seven year old schoolgirls could have done a much better job.
Your attacks just became boring. No thought in them. No humour in them. No intelligence in them. Same thing over and over again.
That is why I got a piece of wood and every time I saw a reply to one of my posts rather than read it I painted the piece of wood and watched the paint dry. A much better use of my time.
Glad to see that you are still thinking of me though. Sorry but I have to admit I haven't given you sad trolls even a second thought.
I was going to say that your comments and replies were like being attacked by a bunch of seven year old schoolgirls but I decided that would be very unfair of me.
A bunch of seven year old schoolgirls could have done a much better job.
Your attacks just became boring. No thought in them. No humour in them. No intelligence in them. Same thing over and over again.
That is why I got a piece of wood and every time I saw a reply to one of my posts rather than read it I painted the piece of wood and watched the paint dry. A much better use of my time.
Glad to see that you are still thinking of me though. Sorry but I have to admit I haven't given you sad trolls even a second thought.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
the telenovela, the melodrama, comes to a close? Will there be a bela70 part 2?
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Gotta hand it to ya Bel, that Anne has a helluva ass!! Even you should be able to rouse the one eyed trouser snake for that piece.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
The liklihood that bela is gone forever is extremely remote. Just as he appeared in that new name he will reappear before long in another new persona.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
with all the posters besotted with bela,i'm sure one of the "comedians" will start posting as him.its SOP for trolls
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Please report back and tell us if she really does look like a ghost in person :-)
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Someone must be lucky here, to not have a sister like you. Wasnt about inteligence? Maybe you tell us what was so funny to see a morron insulitng a girl?
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
One said about me that he would not penetrate me even I would pay him...but he kept coming to my second room on CC...LOL
You have nothing else to do than offending people? I doubt that you are sooo good looking when you do not sign the post with your real name on CC.
It is easy to be bad..it is harder to be kind, as Anne is...maybe you should start to learn a bit from her.
You have nothing else to do than offending people? I doubt that you are sooo good looking when you do not sign the post with your real name on CC.
It is easy to be bad..it is harder to be kind, as Anne is...maybe you should start to learn a bit from her.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Anne, I wish you the best. You deserve it. Always have been a dear friend. I am very happy for you
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another joke
a blonde get the last model of porshe.
" i just cant understand, i can see here 3 pedals, but i only have two legs...
" i just cant understand, i can see here 3 pedals, but i only have two legs...
joke
two friends meet in the street
1) hi, how are you doing?
2) i lost my wife and im looking for her
1) it happend to me the same, how do your wife looking like?
2) shes tall, redhead, beautiful green eyes, big breats and long legs, and yours?
1) at hell with mine, lets go to find yours!
1) hi, how are you doing?
2) i lost my wife and im looking for her
1) it happend to me the same, how do your wife looking like?
2) shes tall, redhead, beautiful green eyes, big breats and long legs, and yours?
1) at hell with mine, lets go to find yours!
RE: joke
Lol!, host. It reminds me of a true story: In our local State Legislature, a Senator, who is bald, was seated in his assigned seat on the aisle of the Assembly floor. A Senate colleage walked by and rubbed his hand over the other Senator's bald head, remarking, "Wow, it feels just like my wife's ass," whereupon the Senator brought his own hand to his bald head and rubbed it in the same way and said, "Yeah, it does." lol!
for my love
i will be always here only for you, as i always been before. You are my only love, i never lied you. i will be here anytime you need a kiss or a hug. >D<
RE: for my love
stop jumpin' on the sofa! you love her, greatT why the public declaration???? call her, write her an
Could they be lying?
When I go to comm chat I get so many messages from hosts who say they are naked, wet and oh so so horny. Help me they say. I need to cum so bad. So I tell them...look....I was only stopping by to see what was going on but if you are in such a bad way I am willing to help you.....just set up your video to be free with a password and I we can get it on in private and your problems are solved. Do you know they told me to go to hell???? Could they have been lying about being horny????
RE: Could they be lying?
Horny for money dear Sniff, if they want to get laid for free, they call their lovers, here its about money. That a pvt (or not) video can end up with an orgasm, that is a different thing ... lets say the nice part from it :)
Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
Question for hosts. When you are here at CC you have dozens of men every day saying how beautiful you are, how hot you are, how they wish they could meet you in person, how they want to marry you, etc.etc. Now some of your are just average looking girls at best. Does all this adoration go to your head or do you take it for the bullshit it is? Curious.
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
Bestest friend, you are SOOOO right, as usual. You are perfect. :-)
nearly perfect ... but not quite
I would say you are perfect, too, but you can use a little more "up top" to be even more perfect.
"More perfect?" ...
"More perfect?"...hmmm, now that's an interesting concept to think about! lol!
RE: nearly perfect ... but not quite
PrettyWitch is hot just the way she is ... no need for more anywhere ... also a great girl to talk with
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
being a normal women i like attension and adoration so if some one tell me that i am beautul, charming,awesome etc etc etc - i believe without any doubts!!! but if a persom claim he is ready to marry after 5 min in chat,,,,well i am not crazy yet :)
incorrect self image?
Have u ever heard the saying thet beauty is in the eye of the beholder or the beer holder lol.
Of course only guys that like me would come to see me in videochat. And these who don't will just keep looking. I am happy with the compliments in real life and of course i like them. Every woman likes to be complimented and I give compliments to the girls at work too even the guys. Everybody enjoys being told how nice his smile is and how it brings so much positivity to the atmosphere.
Of course only guys that like me would come to see me in videochat. And these who don't will just keep looking. I am happy with the compliments in real life and of course i like them. Every woman likes to be complimented and I give compliments to the girls at work too even the guys. Everybody enjoys being told how nice his smile is and how it brings so much positivity to the atmosphere.
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
There are 4 or 5 russian hosts that fell in love with me after 7 minutes of textchat.
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
:)) all russians will get in love with you for few $
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
just like i believe a host when she tells me OOOOOOOOOOH..ur soooo big, honey ur just what i want now, where is it again??? LOOOOL
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
I think most hosts will admit after a while they grow out of the unconditional adoration they seem to get from members most of the time. I would expect that even if one is beautiful and knows it, it can seem to be more of a hindrance than a benefit to getting people to treat you as a real person as opposed to just something pretty to look at. It is true, men will shower pretty girls with compliments and there is nothing really wrong in that, but someone who only ever says what is good about you and never what is bad must be missing something about you right?
Polite etiquette demands we do not always start with what is bad with someone we meet but we try and smooth the proceedings with kind words and compliments instead. For a first encounter this is quite acceptable but for a long term friendship or more it is completely wrong.
I equate it along the lines of people who only ever ask how you are when they know you are ok, because if you had to tell them all your troubles they would switch off and become bored very quickly. We all know these sorts of people. A veil of interest over a façade of caring.
It is not right to give compliments when you expect a positive response it should be given because you mean it and not because it is expected of you.
Granted this is a fine line to tread and certainly I have gotten into more than a fair share of hot water trying to hold to that line. But for what it is worth I like to think my word counts for something when I say something about someone. It has more weight because I do not throw away compliments as if they were confetti.
If there are kind, if they are generous, if they look sexy, sound sexy, dress well etc.. It all means so much more if it is genuine and not just words after all. Quite often I think the most abused word is love though.
Well that is sorta what I think anyways. Does CC give an incorrect self image? Perhaps.. but it can also help build up confidence and pride in oneself and ones appearance. Now that can not be a bad thing surely? Well not if you like confident beautiful women it is not.. which I prefer myself :) There are always people who would like meek subservient girls and quite often they are there in the real world getting abused in a domestic environment as well :(
Well.. snuff said.. :)
TNTBQDFAC
Polite etiquette demands we do not always start with what is bad with someone we meet but we try and smooth the proceedings with kind words and compliments instead. For a first encounter this is quite acceptable but for a long term friendship or more it is completely wrong.
I equate it along the lines of people who only ever ask how you are when they know you are ok, because if you had to tell them all your troubles they would switch off and become bored very quickly. We all know these sorts of people. A veil of interest over a façade of caring.
It is not right to give compliments when you expect a positive response it should be given because you mean it and not because it is expected of you.
Granted this is a fine line to tread and certainly I have gotten into more than a fair share of hot water trying to hold to that line. But for what it is worth I like to think my word counts for something when I say something about someone. It has more weight because I do not throw away compliments as if they were confetti.
If there are kind, if they are generous, if they look sexy, sound sexy, dress well etc.. It all means so much more if it is genuine and not just words after all. Quite often I think the most abused word is love though.
Well that is sorta what I think anyways. Does CC give an incorrect self image? Perhaps.. but it can also help build up confidence and pride in oneself and ones appearance. Now that can not be a bad thing surely? Well not if you like confident beautiful women it is not.. which I prefer myself :) There are always people who would like meek subservient girls and quite often they are there in the real world getting abused in a domestic environment as well :(
Well.. snuff said.. :)
TNTBQDFAC
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
I am relatively new to this Forum, but I quite agree with, Kaz, for whenever I come upon that rare thread in which there is something being discussed with more depth than the usual protocol of one or two sentence quips, The Naked Truth is usually among the discussants, as are Dogorman, Nadeen, with occasional appearances by Intellectual and Professor---CC Scholar in Residence and Distinguished Professor of Cyber Psychology, and, of course, you Kaz. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with the usual protocol; it is what it is. It’s simply refreshing to find a thread with more extended and thoughtful exchanges. So, kudos to you TNT. You help make the case for the ‘All Boats Rise’ theory, even though, sadly, the empirical evidence is in favor of the ‘Lowest Common Denominator’ theory.
“The Naked Truth.” How fitting a screen name for the "voice of reason," since it would seem the "naked truth" is at the foundation of any well reasoned argument or theory. Through reason we probe beyond mere appearances in an effort to arrive at the bedrock of unassailable truth about the nature of a thing or quality. It is in our nature to want to understand our experience and the world around us. Even things that are often regarded as entirely relative, such as beauty, do not escape this tendency to grasp the essence of the thing. While it may be true that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ and ‘with taste there is no quarreling,’ it his not stopped philosophers from attempting to define it or putting forth a standard by which to measure it. Perhaps this is what the American Poet, Edna St. Vincent Millay, had in mind when she wrote, “Euclid alone looked on beauty bare.”
Regarding Professor’s original question, my first reaction is to say that CC does not “give” anyone anything as such. But perhaps the professor meant, what does the experience of being here do to a host’s self-image. In any case, it is scarcely deniable that being here in any capacity (host or guest) must have some effect or influence. The question is what kind and to what extent. The Professor asks, rhetorically I assume, if this experience gives hosts an “incorrect” self-image by reason of being showered with compliments and constantly being told they are beautiful, when this stands in contrast to what they would experience in the “real” world—an idea we all take for granted, but the meaning of which in-and-of itself is not altogether clear. But for now, let’s keep it simple and accept the distinction.
I think the answer to the Professor’s question depends largely upon the host herself. Those who have a firm sense of who they are will be affected less than those who do not. Those who are deeply affected by what others think, say and do, are more likely to be affected. So, it is important to remember that those whose egos are easily inflated by compliments will be just as easily deflated by insults. And from what hosts tell be, the latter are in greater abundance here. Therefore, the danger of an “incorrect self-image”, it seems to me, is more likely to occur from insults than compliments.
In sum, my answer to the original question is: 1) CC does not “give” any sort of self-image, but provides the medium by which a host’s sense of herself is affected. 2) Everyone here—hosts and guests---is affected, in different ways and to a different extent. 3) The extent to which a person is affected depends upon that individual’s sense of herself, but an “incorrect self-image” is more likely to occur from insults than compliments.
“The Naked Truth.” How fitting a screen name for the "voice of reason," since it would seem the "naked truth" is at the foundation of any well reasoned argument or theory. Through reason we probe beyond mere appearances in an effort to arrive at the bedrock of unassailable truth about the nature of a thing or quality. It is in our nature to want to understand our experience and the world around us. Even things that are often regarded as entirely relative, such as beauty, do not escape this tendency to grasp the essence of the thing. While it may be true that ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ and ‘with taste there is no quarreling,’ it his not stopped philosophers from attempting to define it or putting forth a standard by which to measure it. Perhaps this is what the American Poet, Edna St. Vincent Millay, had in mind when she wrote, “Euclid alone looked on beauty bare.”
Regarding Professor’s original question, my first reaction is to say that CC does not “give” anyone anything as such. But perhaps the professor meant, what does the experience of being here do to a host’s self-image. In any case, it is scarcely deniable that being here in any capacity (host or guest) must have some effect or influence. The question is what kind and to what extent. The Professor asks, rhetorically I assume, if this experience gives hosts an “incorrect” self-image by reason of being showered with compliments and constantly being told they are beautiful, when this stands in contrast to what they would experience in the “real” world—an idea we all take for granted, but the meaning of which in-and-of itself is not altogether clear. But for now, let’s keep it simple and accept the distinction.
I think the answer to the Professor’s question depends largely upon the host herself. Those who have a firm sense of who they are will be affected less than those who do not. Those who are deeply affected by what others think, say and do, are more likely to be affected. So, it is important to remember that those whose egos are easily inflated by compliments will be just as easily deflated by insults. And from what hosts tell be, the latter are in greater abundance here. Therefore, the danger of an “incorrect self-image”, it seems to me, is more likely to occur from insults than compliments.
In sum, my answer to the original question is: 1) CC does not “give” any sort of self-image, but provides the medium by which a host’s sense of herself is affected. 2) Everyone here—hosts and guests---is affected, in different ways and to a different extent. 3) The extent to which a person is affected depends upon that individual’s sense of herself, but an “incorrect self-image” is more likely to occur from insults than compliments.
RE: Does CC give a host an incorrect self image?
It depend on who will tell me that :)! If the guy is as fussy as u, professor, i never believe to any of his words!!! A genuine woman allways can feel the genuine words of a real man by intuition. If u have some brains in yr head u can reach it for yrself!!!
The Laws of Men
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following
circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) After wrecking your boss's car.
(c) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At
that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's
choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
21: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on Equal footing:
i.e.,
both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an
almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
22: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her.
Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
23: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have
carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
24: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.
25: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?"
with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of
story.
27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics.
Ever.
and finally,
28: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model...
and then, only if it's free
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following
circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) After wrecking your boss's car.
(c) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At
that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's
choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
21: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on Equal footing:
i.e.,
both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an
almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
22: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her.
Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
23: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have
carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
24: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.
25: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
26: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?"
with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of
story.
27: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics.
Ever.
and finally,
28: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model...
and then, only if it's free
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd
RE: hilton
She is coming over this weekend. I will make a new one for you. She likes the old pile driver best.
Google search
Google searches are becoming less helpful as commercial sites come to the top and the truly helpful sites are harder to find.
When I googled Britney Spears to find the pussy-shots it was the second or third page before I found an uncensored site that showed them.
When I googled Britney Spears to find the pussy-shots it was the second or third page before I found an uncensored site that showed them.
RE: hilton
sorry i have made couple of typos in this word =)) ....hope u guess which are they :D
that was a joke ;)
that was a joke ;)
RE: hilton
luza ?? I thik that is Loser with a eastern european accent??
when you see and L formed with the fingers it does not mean LOVERBOY either
when you see and L formed with the fingers it does not mean LOVERBOY either
Some of our TWA Coffee, or some of our...
A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The
son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think
of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the
stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess asked, "Did your mother
tell you to ask me?" He said that she had. So she said, "Tell your mother
that TWA always pulls out on time."
son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think
of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the
stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess asked, "Did your mother
tell you to ask me?" He said that she had. So she said, "Tell your mother
that TWA always pulls out on time."
RE: plans for Valentine's Day
Do you need Valentine's Day? Perhaps your native culture celebrates a day of love/afection lik Dragobetele or Martisor?
RE: plans for Valentine's Day
Well as for me. I am planning on buying a large bottle of hand cream, a big box of tissues, get in my comfy chair, naked, and spend a few hours at CC.
RE: plans for Valentine's Day
Ah its not such a bad idea, .. a Valentines day party :) As i dont think i will share this day with some special man in real life :(((, i will be online happy to spend it with nice people.
something strange
Iguana's stubborn erection to get the chop
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has
lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple
of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the
animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the
risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male
iguanas have two penises.
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has
lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple
of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the
animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the
risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male
iguanas have two penises.