General Forum
RE: Funny
cool--i understand that,,, why does host ask members if have a gf or wife--by the way deep feelings you have a bf or husband--cool
RE: Funny
i think she has bf or is engaged, look at her profilepics,she is wearing engagementring
RE: Funny
its just my opinion ;but its better to know if host has bf or is married so member dont fall in love because he thinks she is single. i know most members come here for seeing nude or to get some hot action.but for members who are looking for a relation its better if host tell that they have bf or are married instead of breaking hearts or making people jealous
RE: Funny
Just about everytime I have visited a host, they asked me first if I had a significant other. Until they ask me if i have a gf, the thought of asking them whether or not they had a bf had never even crossed my mind. Here is a typical scenario:
Host: Are you married?
Me: Nope, I'm single
Host: Do you have a gf?
Me: No, I am S-I-N-G-L-E!!
Host: Why no gf?
Me: Fuck if I know. How about you? Do you have a bf?
Host: Why you ask?
Me: Well, uhh, you just asked me, so why not?
And that is usually the only reason I ask if they have a bf. If they hadn't asked me about a gf first, then I really coudn't give a shit.
Host: Are you married?
Me: Nope, I'm single
Host: Do you have a gf?
Me: No, I am S-I-N-G-L-E!!
Host: Why no gf?
Me: Fuck if I know. How about you? Do you have a bf?
Host: Why you ask?
Me: Well, uhh, you just asked me, so why not?
And that is usually the only reason I ask if they have a bf. If they hadn't asked me about a gf first, then I really coudn't give a shit.
RE: Funny
sounds typical first 3 mins of a session, except u forgot, to asy
Host: age
me:43
Host:where u from
....lol
Host: age
me:43
Host:where u from
....lol
RE: Funny
Yeah, haha, I left that part out in order to keep it a little short. And another thing. Even if I know the host's bf is there hiding, that makes it even more fun, knowing he is fidgeting uncomfortably at the sight of his gf salavitating as she marvels at the sight of my huge beautiful schlong.
RE: Funny
What's the difference between a guy from US and A and a guy from UK? Besides geographical location lmao
RE: i have a problem
I have done that a couple times, shall we say accidentally. I have a few screen names and sometimes I forget which one I used to meet a host with and I have chatted-up the same host with different names on my part. Because I have done it innocently I always remove her from one or the other of my Favorites Lists.
Why do I have more than one nick? Because I can. But. primarily because I have said enough stupid stuff in comm chat that I feel I need a fresh start. Also I can be a goody-goody under one name, a rambunctious, screaming asshole under another and my normal self under a third.
Why do I have more than one nick? Because I can. But. primarily because I have said enough stupid stuff in comm chat that I feel I need a fresh start. Also I can be a goody-goody under one name, a rambunctious, screaming asshole under another and my normal self under a third.
Who tricked Whom
I don't see a problem unless you are giving different people different answers to the same question. If you told the truth it shouldn't matter what nick they are using.
RE: Who tricked Whom
yeah right jiverman,, how come you come to my video with 2 different nick names---hmmm, now i dont trust you
RE: i have a problem
My advice would be 2 block all suspicous ids you have. Dont let the obsessive nutcases (that this work invariably attracts) discourage you, or make you feel uneasy, we are not here 4 the third degree from these loons...If in doubt BLOCK. I still have a guy I blocked last year in and out of my room 20 times a night, maybe its the same viewer LOL ps I havent spoken a word 2 the dude in over 8mths! They can b persistent, setup multiple ids, and totally freak u out, just as ur about 2 cum...eeek weirdos
RE: i have a problem
Block one of the names and it will block his whole CC account. Therefore, he won't be able to view your photos or your video from any handle/name.
RE: i have a problem
I dont think that if u block one of his screen`s it will automatically block the others..?? How do you know it? Wish it would be true....?:)
Just curious..Thanks :)
Just curious..Thanks :)
RE: i have a problem
I know from personal experience ;-) Trust me, it works! (CC changed it so that it would do this)
RE: i have a problem
i have regular member who used 5 names with me and about 6 month i did not know they r same person but when i figured it out it was funny so no problem if u tell me his nickname and i know it is same person i will tell u. write ir here and we will see
RE: i have a problem
I should come clean, i use a few nicknames including abc, TSbob, excrementslut, makemebark, and xyz.
party on
stop by real quick to leave you all some beer, party on-cool-
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RE: Happy Birthday
happy birthday serena, so lets celebrate as soon as you and your friends get done, im ready and naked for you babe as always
RE: Happy Birthday Serena
Hope you had a great day babe. Don't drink too much later.... on second thoughts get wasted.
RE: Happy Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! have a great day and a drink for me will ya?
Dirty Fork
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
about videoplayback
what video playback is interesting for viwers?:) and how long it need to be?
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
At 3 dollars a minute who cares how they look. Few members can afford to do videos with you. Focus on lowering your price rather than how you look. You will make more money in the long run.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
This has been gone over before. You see who you want, and you let her charge what she wants. No harm, no foul.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
But it's good to give her feedback that her price is beyond the "normal" range expected on this site.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
Well I hardly ever post in here, yawn yawn
But i personally think your rude, this girl has nice pictures shes in instant action, the price war yawn yawn has been thrashed 2 death and your just boring people with sort of post.
But i personally think your rude, this girl has nice pictures shes in instant action, the price war yawn yawn has been thrashed 2 death and your just boring people with sort of post.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
But it's good to give her feedback that her price is beyond the "normal" range expected on this site.
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
"normal range...expected.."expected by who?you don't speak for all,only yourself.i expect the price to be what she expects not me & if i can't afford it i just move on to find someone i can.if you can't afford moet drink table wine.what if your boss came & said he is paying you more than the normal & wanted to cut your pay?
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
maybe so, but this has been discussed many times b4, yawn yawn, by all means give feedback, but be polite and dont bore every1 in here wiv price whinging yet again yawn.....personally anything goes in my room, but any1 mentioning price goes even quicker. Maybe these cheapskate viewers would prefer the days b4 the net, when it was Sex Phone Lines they called , UK current prices 4 that are astronomical, here u get 2 see all in IA Category, would be nice if you'd realise how lucky you are 2 see direct in2 peoples houses, their personal lives and appreciated what this site offers u. If not, then politiely move on...forthwith LOL xx
RE: ONLY TO VIEWER
Yeah, I still see ads for those phone sex lines where they charge something like 3 .99 - 4.99 per minute! Who the hell keeps up the demand for such prehistoric crap? Haven't they ever heard of the internet?
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Joke for Bela
Two Romanian women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Anne said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah, What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What does that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Anne took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"
RE: Joke for Bela
Sebastian didn't get the spelling right to make better sense...
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A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Anne took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like cum to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like cum to you?"
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A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Anne took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like cum to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like cum to you?"
RE: Joke for Bela
Yup, that;s the crude version for the morons. I made the mistake of posting the higer consciousness version. Jokes are art, n'est ce pas Psy?
to that host who think shes bela`s gf
you must be crazy or blind, we will meet in Iasi in 2 months.
GROW UP!!!
GROW UP!!!
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
That's unlikely. Bela has problems playing with himself let alone 2 girs. Or was that abc?
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
I say formally because I decided to leave CC recently…This will be my last post… and hopefully CC will post it since I am just a guest now….The only person I am going to be meeting when I arrive in Romania is Anne. I have not made plans with anyone else. and the only one I love and will meet in real is Anne. See ya!
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
looks like the intervention worked and the persona known as bela70, self-promoting super hero may join the real world.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
seems a number of the puffed up, full of themselves personas have had their ballons popped, tisme, abc and now bela70. couldnt happen to a better bunch of sycophants.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
seems you are wrong,most likely again.i know that nothing that has happened here has popped tisme's balloon. more likely its just a hope of yours because he & the others expose you for the backward people you are.he has a private matter to take care of.i think you can assume he will be back
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
My balloon popped ? I must have missed that.
I was going to say that your comments and replies were like being attacked by a bunch of seven year old schoolgirls but I decided that would be very unfair of me.
A bunch of seven year old schoolgirls could have done a much better job.
Your attacks just became boring. No thought in them. No humour in them. No intelligence in them. Same thing over and over again.
That is why I got a piece of wood and every time I saw a reply to one of my posts rather than read it I painted the piece of wood and watched the paint dry. A much better use of my time.
Glad to see that you are still thinking of me though. Sorry but I have to admit I haven't given you sad trolls even a second thought.
I was going to say that your comments and replies were like being attacked by a bunch of seven year old schoolgirls but I decided that would be very unfair of me.
A bunch of seven year old schoolgirls could have done a much better job.
Your attacks just became boring. No thought in them. No humour in them. No intelligence in them. Same thing over and over again.
That is why I got a piece of wood and every time I saw a reply to one of my posts rather than read it I painted the piece of wood and watched the paint dry. A much better use of my time.
Glad to see that you are still thinking of me though. Sorry but I have to admit I haven't given you sad trolls even a second thought.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
the telenovela, the melodrama, comes to a close? Will there be a bela70 part 2?
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Gotta hand it to ya Bel, that Anne has a helluva ass!! Even you should be able to rouse the one eyed trouser snake for that piece.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
The liklihood that bela is gone forever is extremely remote. Just as he appeared in that new name he will reappear before long in another new persona.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
with all the posters besotted with bela,i'm sure one of the "comedians" will start posting as him.its SOP for trolls
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Please report back and tell us if she really does look like a ghost in person :-)
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Someone must be lucky here, to not have a sister like you. Wasnt about inteligence? Maybe you tell us what was so funny to see a morron insulitng a girl?
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
One said about me that he would not penetrate me even I would pay him...but he kept coming to my second room on CC...LOL
You have nothing else to do than offending people? I doubt that you are sooo good looking when you do not sign the post with your real name on CC.
It is easy to be bad..it is harder to be kind, as Anne is...maybe you should start to learn a bit from her.
You have nothing else to do than offending people? I doubt that you are sooo good looking when you do not sign the post with your real name on CC.
It is easy to be bad..it is harder to be kind, as Anne is...maybe you should start to learn a bit from her.
RE: to that host who think shes bela`s gf
Anne, I wish you the best. You deserve it. Always have been a dear friend. I am very happy for you
Ibanez777
Ibanez777
another joke
a blonde get the last model of porshe.
" i just cant understand, i can see here 3 pedals, but i only have two legs...
" i just cant understand, i can see here 3 pedals, but i only have two legs...
joke
two friends meet in the street
1) hi, how are you doing?
2) i lost my wife and im looking for her
1) it happend to me the same, how do your wife looking like?
2) shes tall, redhead, beautiful green eyes, big breats and long legs, and yours?
1) at hell with mine, lets go to find yours!
1) hi, how are you doing?
2) i lost my wife and im looking for her
1) it happend to me the same, how do your wife looking like?
2) shes tall, redhead, beautiful green eyes, big breats and long legs, and yours?
1) at hell with mine, lets go to find yours!
RE: joke
Lol!, host. It reminds me of a true story: In our local State Legislature, a Senator, who is bald, was seated in his assigned seat on the aisle of the Assembly floor. A Senate colleage walked by and rubbed his hand over the other Senator's bald head, remarking, "Wow, it feels just like my wife's ass," whereupon the Senator brought his own hand to his bald head and rubbed it in the same way and said, "Yeah, it does." lol!
for my love
i will be always here only for you, as i always been before. You are my only love, i never lied you. i will be here anytime you need a kiss or a hug. >D<
RE: for my love
stop jumpin' on the sofa! you love her, greatT why the public declaration???? call her, write her an
Could they be lying?
When I go to comm chat I get so many messages from hosts who say they are naked, wet and oh so so horny. Help me they say. I need to cum so bad. So I tell them...look....I was only stopping by to see what was going on but if you are in such a bad way I am willing to help you.....just set up your video to be free with a password and I we can get it on in private and your problems are solved. Do you know they told me to go to hell???? Could they have been lying about being horny????
RE: Could they be lying?
Horny for money dear Sniff, if they want to get laid for free, they call their lovers, here its about money. That a pvt (or not) video can end up with an orgasm, that is a different thing ... lets say the nice part from it :)