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i want...

a russian host who can creat a sound file.
so when i turn on my pc instead of the current noise it makes,
instead to say '' Good Morning Sir ''
and other actions.
nothing sexual !
anyone feel like helping??
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RE: i want...

new fetish?

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RE: i want...

nope, its an old fetish, i just havent poster this request or forgot about it until now. keep in mind. i said nothing sexual. meening i do not want her to say anything sexual. unless you think '' Good Morning Sir" seems sexual.

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RE: i want...

p.s.
it needs to be in .wav format

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RE: i want...

does it have to be a woman?

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educator

Mature but very shy gentleman looks for an education and to shed his inhibitions, Teacher required , patience a virtue ,expertise a value
cc to above
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RE: Hmm

They rise prices? We won't come.... simply. Plenty of other sites ready and waiting....

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RE: Hmm

and all a lot more expensive.

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RE: Hmm

Even if they do raise prices a little, this will probably still be the cheapest site available. There is one site that even makes you pay an extra dollar a minute for cam 2 cam (however, in all fairness, at least it is guaranteed to work) on top of like 4.99 a minute. That is just absurd!

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RE: Hmm

Yes Gortensia I think it could be a case of beware what you wish for as it may come true.

Members could end up paying more in the long run now.

Does the 20% rule apply to all prices as I just saw a host with $0.60 and $0.90 (not complaining just curious)

No sleeping is not my usual state it was just the boring posts I read that made me yawn.

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RE: Hmm

Did cc give an explanation for this new rule?

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RE: Hmm

I wonder if any of the hosts who are saying that they'll raise thier open session price are only saying so with the hope that other hosts might actually do so and price themselves out of their own price range and lessen their competition.
That would be devious, wouldn't it?

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RE: lol

Just wondering out loud - didn't mean it to be a personal jab at you.
Best of luck, Gortensia.

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RE: to IA host

First of all:Go and reread my post yourself. I didn't generalise.And I didn't tell that all hosts in IA don't know english at all, neither I did tell that I know english well.I told that I chatted to many hosts in Instant Action.Well just yesterday I chatted to one host from IA in ComChat. :D
I told that most of the hosts from Instant Action to whom I chatted didn't know english well. And you don't know me so well to be sure what I think about IA category.I have never told that I know about IA category and what you do there.Cos I can't tell about something if I haven't tried this. I just told what I noticed on the base of my own experience.

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RE: to IA host,btw

When I asked why all categories should macth IA I meant if CC make "lilshy goes to 1$ for not so shy to 1.50 for IA to 2 " then some of the new LILSHY prices will have to go close to old IA prices.
I meant that your suggestion means double increase in price for the cheapest LILSHY hosts and only 15% rate increase for the cheapest IA hosts.
Did you understand what I meant now?

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RE: to IA host,btw

gort, do you think the Federal Reserve should raise the prime rate?

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RE: Hmm

Complexity of getting naked, or topless....what a joke

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RE: CC designed NONAdult and LILSHY mainly for cheap chats and may be a little show

CC also started 121 for guests, no hosts...dont forget that

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RE: Hmm

Seems they want to push out of non adult to adult?

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RE: Hmm

perhaps it will push the adult girls who are in non adult back in to adult and leave the genuine non adult girls to get on with their job. Then they won't have to suffer the abuse they get now. Likewise the non adult girls should be encouraged to leave little shy.

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Dear San Diego Chargers...

Your head coach is a pickle head.
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Dear NE Patriots

Your coach is a wizard. Vince Lombardi is smiling down on you.

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RE: Dear Tennessee Titans

I forgot--didnt make the playoffs--go Saints go

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colts bears

go colts go bears but bears will win superbowl i hope

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RE: colts bears

hmmm-ray, the bears got beat--Go Saints Go

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RE: colts bears

bears won

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RE: colts bears

Pats.....4 out of 6. championship is this sunday, nfc is inconsequential. Manning again plays Chamberlain to Brady's Russell.

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RE: colts bears

bears won my friend i watched the game

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RE: colts bears

no Saints won--the bears only won re-play

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hi

to all my viewer thank you for your continues support on me...i wish and pray that you may have more blessing in life so that you can continue helping others....i love you guys....
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RE: hi

cute new pics, cynny! wet tshirt work so well :P

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a song

lyrics by Travis
love will come through

If I told you a secret
You won\'t tell a soul
Will you hold it and
Keep it alive

Cause it\'s burning a hole
And I can\'t get to sleep
And I can\'t live alone
In this life

So look up, take it away
Don\'t look da-da-da-down
The mountain

If the world isn\'t turning
Your heart won\'t return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me, don\'t leave me
Take me, don\'t leave me
Baby, love will come through
It\'s just waiting for you

And you stand at the crossroads
Of highroads and lowroads
And I\'ve got a feeling
It\'s right

If it\'s real what I\'m feeling
There\'s no make believing
The sound of the wings
Of the flight

Of a dove, take it away
Don\'t look da-da-da-down
The mountain

If the world isn\'t turning
Your heart won\'t return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me, don\'t leave me
Take me, don\'t leave me
Baby, love will come through
It\'s just waiting for you

Oh, look up, take it away
Don\'t look da-da-da-down

If the world isn\'t turning
Your heart won\'t return
Anyone, anything, anyhow

So take me, don\'t leave me
Take me, don\'t leave me
Baby, love will come through
It\'s just waiting for you

Love will come through
Love will come through
Love will come through
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RE: price

89 and 1.50 is better

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RE: price

$1.50 is alot for 121 when you can get the same thing in adult for $.99

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95% get naked in non-adult for $1.50 or less (1-2-1).

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From a members perspective anything over .99 cents a minute is questionable. There are just too many pretty sexy girls under that price on CC. You have to be very special and extremely hot to get most members to pay more. And in non-adult it is a risk. If the host does not deliver you can't complain because she is nonadult. Simple economics. If times are slow you lower your prices. Work as much as you can, meet new members, and hope for the crowds to return.

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RE: price

I agree, very good comment and advice.

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RE: price

yes excellent advice

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RE: price

i know one chathost in non-adult that charges 2.99 and stays fully clothed. She's incredibly pretty AND always in videos! She does wear sexy top though.

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he does?

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RE: price

you show tits for less $$$?

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RE: price

good for u .. i do the same :) ..... just use your brain .. and u will never complain

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so they can think they are special & can charm the pants off anyone...lol

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RE: price

I guess it's better to lower the price (make something around 0.99 and 1.50)... Simply try- maybe your business will get better

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If they strictly follow CC's philosphy the hosts in notshy and IA should do the same in open video as in one2one. In practce hosts in these categories have to do nude shows in open but some ask the member to go to one to for specific requests such as using toys, anal etc

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RE: price

Sorry but can you explain what this means? what is the innovation? does this mean you receive less money for shows now?

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CC new pricing policy. 121 can now be only 20% higher than open price. Maybe no more rip-off hosts showing a little and promising only full show in 121 at greatly inflated price. btw, this is against CC host rules. So, now, to earn mega bucks 121, hosts will have to saet very high open price. As previously stated, anything over $1.50 121 is high, especially when there are many beautiful girls put on a very good show for less. I think CC has finally listened to customer complaints. After all, it is our bread that keeps them in cake.

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RE: price

but still the classless tightwad members will complain & always ask for lower prices.i say raise the prices,weed out the misers! LOL..

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RE: price

Quite right novids higher prices is whats needed.

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Raymondo666

hmmm so you are the number of?? have you never heard of I R O N Y? humourless git

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RE: price

I'm charging 0.50 $ and for me business is not slow, lol! A lot of guys want to watch me! :))))

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RE: price

Who are u????

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Actually i know what isn't my name :))) and my name isn't Greedy and i'm happy that's make me different from u, girls :))). Be careful greediness could make yr faces unpleasant ... I can keep allways the smile of my face, couse of so many friends around ;). May be u should try.

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RE: price

i would love to make .50 to 1.00 a min. right now at my job I make .22 a min and that is before taxes are taken out. I love all you girls but only making .22 a min at my job and paying out more than 1.00 just to talk I think is rediculas. yes i know you ony make half on here and cc takes the other half and than those that work at studio they take the other half. even if you charged 1.00 cc gets .50 and your studio gets .25 you are still making more than me and i make over 30,000 a year. I like the thread about the addictions to cc and i have cut my videos basically down to nothing because I was spending so much money. I do talk to a few people and I will just stick to them. and than i chat with them on yahoo.

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RE: price

thanks i love being boring love you a host (K)

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Dear, Connecticut....

Your Junior Senator is a pickle head.
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RE: Dear, Connecticut....

I can't wait for the governor of florida to be the next pres!

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RE: Dear, Connecticut....

is this a political site now?

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Hot Russians

Men did you know the host ranked you in their own forum to passed on information to each other of whom private them and make money from, so here is a little help from the cc magazine ahead of time of whom is the best of the best in adult video.
The votes are in or should I say the Profiles tally
The Best of Russia Adult Video and Chat
--------Top 5 Instant Action-------------
1. SAXXXA
2. PamellaXX
3. Andria4u
4. xkrystallx
5. CharmCutie
--------Top 5 Not So Shy-----------
1. SEAQUEEN
2. xhairypussy
3. xyourdreamx
4. UkFunGirl
5. Holiday4you
----------A Little Shy-----------
1. zzALINAzz
2. WildWildCat
3. CurleNadine
4. marika
5. NoisyGirl
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RE: Hot Russians

Elvis, This hardly suprises me. Indeed it might account for the enthusiastic reception I got from hosts---some of whom I had never met---in the "Community Chat" room, that I visited for the first time just a few days ago. Question: In Community Chat, hosts had the capacity to address someone in the room in "private." However, I could not see how one might respond in private. Unless I missed something, there appeared to be only one action or one menu item: "Ignore." I'd appreciate anyone's help with this.

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RE: Hot Russians

i am sorry i post this is wrong forum should been in viewer forum only sorry girls and to melomane all i can say is try more people that are not in the community chat room you will find some beautiful hot girls that will give you all the attention you need, read above list again

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RE: Hot Russians

Thanks Kaz.

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RE: Hot Russians

Hmm. That must be why I get bombarded with Pm's from chicks begging me to go to their vidchat whenever I drop into com chat. They love me. They just don't realize I'm one of the biggest two-faced pricks here...hahaha. When I go by my username the ladies think I am as sweet as Bela70.

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RE: Hot Russians

Elvis I knew you was still alive, how you been king and thanks for sharing your list, you left out some really good girls, but I did see a couple on there that you are right on with-okie dokie--so as you would say Thank You, Thank You Very Much-party on and looking forward to your next CD

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RE: Hot Russians

Unfortunately he is not the real Elvis Presley - he was in Parkes , Australia yesterday - along with 146 other Elvis' . A world record!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Hot Russians

the little shy list is way off .i dont care who voted. spend some money meet who you wish.dont pick from this list.....NoisyGirl ?? does any host from that studio even take ALL their cloths off ???? Markia .... in video its an effort for her ....she been here too long .. The rest i can agree with alittle

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RE: Hot Russians

Hey 'me'! What is your problem? If they dont strip completely then that is their choice, they are only 'little shy' so it is THEIR choice and they are all lovely women! If you dont like it then go somewhere else!

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RE: Hot Russians

what about non adult?

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RE: Hot Russians

So this is for real, the chat hosts talk about us behind closed doors?

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to "interesting" - duhhhhh...

they\'re girls, of course they gossip

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RE: Hot Russians

one name missing off ur list ....
1. instant action is naughtybunny :P

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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss..the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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RE: i miss you baby

oh btw, me is gay, what about you

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RE: i miss you baby

yea, yea cum and suck mine, but first lets do bela70, lol

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RE: i miss you baby

shhhhhhhh:D i know a lady who will come to defend him

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RE: i miss you baby

sheeesh children take your potty humour elsewhere.chumps!

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RE: i miss you baby

agree, is just hilarious!

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RE: i miss you baby

Get out more dude!

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RE: i miss you baby

A fan? lmao!!

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RE: As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

Lol nice ones, bela :)

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RE: As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

funny & cool.thanks

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RE: As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

Whats so funny & cool? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

We weren't talking about you.. but about bela's jokes..

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RE: As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

Yes, very funny. He should write for Leno, don't you think?

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RE: As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...

not you"pete"!

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littlesonya where is she?

anyone know what happened to littlesonya? i really miss that girl!
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RE: what are you doing :-)?

They tell themselves I won't lower my prices. I will sit here telling myself "I'm worth it baby" just like a tell members who come and ask about a lower price. After all, sitting around smoking, talking with my co-workers, drinking coffee, talking to my bf or mom on the cell phone from my job as an "interpreter", flipping through old magazine, getting older - all of that is better than lowering my price and making some money. I have my pride after all. No money. But lots of pride.

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RE: what are you doing :-)?

well you girls need to lower your prices, than you will make more money, instead of chatting on phone with bf or mom, which by the way just asking does your mom and bf know you are doing this porn in video

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me

that's none of your business like who cares less if any of your 2 friends know you are here.they don't need to lower their prices just need a better class of members.tight-wad!

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RE: me

Everything is fine here, you can stand down novids4me and return to wanking. CHDS is now here patrolling and can protect all chathosts.

novids4me, if you like you can ride in our squad car and turn on the siren.

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CHDS

stop sucking your pacifier & listen,i will reveal something to you,humour is mean't to be funny.grow up babykins.

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RE: CHDS

u tell him novids!, thats not funny. you dont always kiss chathost as on the forum!

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RE: CHDS

If it were me that posted that message then :-

u would be You
thats would be That's
you would be You
dont would be don't
chathost would be chathosts
as would be ass

That is just in 16 words.

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RE: CHDS

and know would be now used incorrectly, or vice versa....im confusing myself, novids4me, help!

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RE: CHDS

ok we will let you ride the fire engine at the head of the parade, just leave the chat hosts alone, they are big girls and can defend themselves.

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RE: CHDS

hmmm you really are a dummy aren't you.sorry i thought you were just acting about being mentally challenged. (leaves the post feeling embarrassed for insulting the special needs person)>>>>>>>>>>>.

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RE: CHDS

hehehe novids4me, lets ee how many pages we can go back and answer their attacks on us? ok? i went bak to page 17 already!

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Well

if they have their pride its 1 more than you.you have no money either always looking for lower prices on the best & lowest-priced site.ohh even if you say you have money that means you have even less pride & are a reprehensible individual.being able to afford the prices but looking for the girls to lower it...

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RE: Well

Are you a communist?

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RE: Well

no he's a professional bore

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RE: Well

u got that right

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RE: Well

oh no. The Mr Interesting post was meant to be here.

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RE: Well

wow, 3 pointless replies.will wonders never cease.

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RE: Well

no, wonders will not cease

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wonders

now that was clever!

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RE: what are you doing :-)?

Describes ones I've seen to a T.
One wanted $2.99 just to chat, $3.99 for 1-2-1. Needless to say she has the lowest ratings on any site she's on and hardly ever seems to be in private. LOL

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RE: what are you doing :-)?

lol so says Mr Interesting. Yawns really loudly

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RE: what are you doing :-)?

Are you naturally a prick, or do you just try harder?

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RE: what are you doing :-)?

The comment wasn't actually meant for you but I read your post and I do have to ask are you naturally a stalker or do you just try harder.

Checking up on a girl lots of times on several sites sounds a bit creepy to me. So I suppose even if being a prick comes naturally to me I will never hope to achieve your level of prickiness.

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Naughtybunny... check her out :P

Naughtybunny is the most beautiful woman u'll see on here, the perfect body with the sweetest face and mouth. If you give her chance she is equally sweet and caring about ur pleasure as she is naughty and enjoys pleasure herself.
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RE: the last post was for the last thread....

not again kaz

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She Waks in Beauty

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
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thanks bb, thats cute, when are you coming back to 121?

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RE: She Waks in Beauty

I think I should respectfully point out that the poem is one of mine.

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RE: She Waks in Beauty

Byron, it may have been an oversight on thier part forgetting your
part in the creation of that poem. pay no attention to those that
cant credit you.

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RE: She Waks in Beauty

you plagiarized a poem and sent it to me as yours on a public forum! I'm so insulted!

C U in 121 today bb!

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RE: She Waks in Beauty

Yes BB, no finer place than 121 with you......

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RE: She Waks in Beauty

ok bb, see u in 121 tonight after my bf leaves! thanks for the $ to help mom with her surgery! muuuuahhhh!

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Remember the Smiles

"dedicated to a friend who's life about to change"
I have seen peace I have seen pain, There are children standing there. I have seen birth, I have seen death, I have lived to see a lover's final breath. Their arms reaching toward the sky, tears drying on their face. There is nothing else in the world, I'd rather wake up and see, a child with a smile. I have seen fear, I have seen faith, seen both looks upon their face. You'll see a twinkle in their eyes that come from far above the skies. Life is full of hope we feel each day and you need to consider this a Thank You for your Peace,Hope and Love that changes the world we live in each day bringing joy to all and all seeing a smile on a child.
"Good Luck My Friend" and stay safe and give them a smile each day.
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RE: Remember the Smiles

thanks chaser, and you too bring a smile to a child, I just hope I can make them smile-okie dokie-Peace be with you

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RE: Remember the Smiles

awwww.. so touching and convincing especially from someone that frequents a porn site. Get Real!

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RE: Remember the Smiles

well me--you need to fuck off, you dont know what is going on-so play with yourself and be happy--we all are here at the porn site or have you forgotten

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RE: Remember the Smiles

:))

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RE: Remember the Smiles

yea, yea like sending special little gay messages in the bottle, looooool

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RE: Remember the Smiles

poor "me" ,another sloop of this society!!!

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RE: Remember the Smiles

we are fellow members, forgot? :-P

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RE: Remember the Smiles

thanks hun, after the child is born the name will be
if a girl: savanna
if a boy: connor

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RE: Remember the Smiles

chaser where are you from, I like to get to know you

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RE: Remember the Smiles

i think he is from Russia

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RE: Remember the Smiles

i think he is from germandy--hi chaser if your from germandy let me know

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RE: Remember the Smiles

germandy?

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RE: Remember the Smiles

USA

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Strip Clubs & DVDs

Since I discovered web cams last spring I have stopped watching porn dvds because they are boring compared to the interactive nature of web cams. I've also stopped going to strip clubs for lap dances which offer the interactivity I like but at $20 per song work out to about $5 per minute and $300 disappears in a hurry. Moreover, like the idea of wanking at home where orgasm is the objective whereas out at the strip club it often turns into an effort not to cream my jeans while a hot fox writhes on my cock while I suck her tits. How about you guys and girls out there - have your porn habits changed since camming came along?
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RE: Strip Clubs & DVDs

I still go to strip clubs, there is not comparison. Girls there dont scam u trying to build a stupid talk on how they'll love to meet you then you see their b/fs on the background drinking beer, the girls at the strip joing go straight to the action. Later at home I get it all out. i still like it here since u can stay at home without getting a cold late at night, LOL.

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RE: Strip Clubs & DVDs

hmmm--I didn't have any porn habits until a friend told me about this site, now i'm hook--cool

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RE: Strip Clubs & DVDs

opps i was drunk--i didnt mean this site,, i meant subscribing to the Spice Channel

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SilkySkin

What kind of experience do u guys have with this host? i am looking for some information, will share my experience then
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RE: SilkySkin

no but she looka lovely and has a very interesting profile ;))

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RE: SilkySkin

"i am looking for some information, will share my experience then"

you are pathetic.

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RE: SilkySkin

but at least not more pathetic than you

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RE: SilkySkin

sorry, if i seems pathetic, just wanted to give the information, and would still like to get some info about the girl!

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RE: SilkySkin

silky doesnt seem to have too many friends here :)

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Another Irish joke I liked..

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady afterhis Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said,
'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
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Oldie but still funny!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. 'Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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RE: Oldie but still funny!

cool joke--yes still funny

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RE: Happy Old New Year

Where is mine, then???

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can i come too ???

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i get 50% dear don push it !

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Hey, you are not studio boss, I am. Is my 50%.

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can I try some too?

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RE: Happy Old New Year

Can somebody please just explain what it is, and its significance for this time of year. Many thanks.

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Gortensia I hope you get a raisin and a coin.

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no no no, she gets fortune cookies !

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Many thanks, I appreciate you taking the time to provide the explanation.

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remember that when you eat this dish, if there are coins,
not to eat heartily. you may wind up breaking a tooth.

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thought it was fried rice and sweet and sour pork round your gaff luv

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RE: Happy Old New Year

Yawns

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wish you'd choke ! : -)

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Yawns even more.

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choke dammit, CHOKE !

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Gortensia marry me :)

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still no viewers? normal

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def

funny you are stalking abc & using the next 3 letters in the alphabet.the irony def is abbreviation for defeated & that's what abc has done to you!

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"def" is also the first three letters of defecate andf that is what he has been doing to "abc", shitting on him.

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who u like best

guys who you like best? cute gays or cream boys?
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i love bela70 he the best! he tall, big, strong, cute face and look good nekid

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i was very busy watching something else, hehehehe... :-P

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mmm difficult choice

What your basically asking is do I like Sebastian or Sebastian ?

I'll have to pass thanks .

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Seems u have a fetish for this Sebastian......if u want his cockadoodle just say so....

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The little dots in your post are a dead give away Sebastian. No need to pretend to be anyone else.

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So no pretending that you don't want him.......dot dot

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No even if I was that way inclined which I am not he would not be my type. I prefer someone intelligent, mature and with a sense of humour. I also could not be with someone who obviously has very deep rooted emotional problems relating to women, is clearly very unhappy with his life and has absolutely no social skills.

Sherlock is a nice new name for you Sebastian.



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obsess much?
seriously.....fuck the niceties.....the way to really get a woman's interest is to be a bit of a prick, apparently.
.....good to know.

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u have a queer eye for Sebastian ?

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After looking at your pics i have to admit i like you also. And there will be no faking on my part i assure you if i pay your room a visit sometime.

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Yes find better friends lol

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Holmes your not as good a detective as you make out as the answer to your question was elsewhere in the thread.

Unfortunately I think his heart is already lost to another man anyway as he always posts about this person on the forums.

How many names you going to post under in this thread Sebastian ?

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Holmes wasn't me.....honest guv.....and sometimes Sebastian aint me either. But who cares when there is the body of oxygen to breathe new life.....man, that is one helluva body!

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as you are correcting others grammar so you too shall be corrected you hypocritical bastard.

"Holmes your not as good a detective " "your" should have been "you are" or "you're." Aren't you a Brit? Come on it's your nation's one remaining claim to fame.

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Not for a while MARILOU but all I can suggest is you stick in there and think about how your brain can chill out once all the exams are over and the celebrating you can do once you pass them all.

The little bit of brain boiling will be worth it in the end.

Good Luck

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drink more vodka than usual and take magic shrooms. U will get an A, trust me

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Only wish I were the teacher discovering one or more of my students here on cc. Best of luck and remember it gets better.

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Home Depot Scam - MUST READ!!!

Home Depot scam:

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful!!!
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I can hear Imshy complaining already.

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nope...cant b assed

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arsed, go be a yank u traitor. u made J R Hartley cry

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er..ok

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`heard it b4

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is this deja vu?

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this shit is soooo old

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RE: Home Depot Scam - MUST READ!!!

been posted before
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When You're Gone

Hold onto love that is what I do now that I've found you.
And from above everything's stinking, they're not around you.

And in the night, I could be helpless,
I could be lonely, sleeping without you.

And in the day, everything's complex,
There's nothing simple, when I'm not around you.

But I'll miss you when you're gone, that is what I do. Hey, baby!
And it's going to carry on, that is what I do. Hey, baby...

Hold onto my hands, I feel I'm sinking, sinking without you.
And to my mind, everything's stinking, stinking without you.

And in the night, I could be helpless,
I could be lonely, sleeping without you.

And in the day, everything's complex,
There's nothing simple, when I'm not around you.

But I'll miss you when you're gone, that is what I do. Hey, baby!
And it's going to carry on, that is what I do. hey, baby...

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There's another world inside of me that you may never see
There's secrets in this life that I can't hide
Well somewhere in this darkness there's a light that I can't find
Well maybe it's too far away
Or maybe I'm just blind
Maybe I'm just blind

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone

When your education x-ray cannot see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends
Roaming through this darkness, I'm alive but I'm alone
And part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone

Maybe I'm just blind

So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
Love me when I'm gone,
Love me when I'm gone,
When I'm gone
When I'm gone
When I'm gone

Three Doors Down

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