General Forum
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
i am fairly sure that some cam girls would have an orgasm here sometimes - obviously could not be every time they had a video but in a relaxed fun show with a member they like it is surely going to be possible to have one sometimes (after all if you can have an orgasm by masturbating on your own then i cannot really believe that having someone watching you and telling you how sexy you look etc would mean that an orgasm was totally impossible).
do i care? well, personally i would prefer the host to enjoy (whether that is by having an orgasm, a fun chat or whatever) the show too but if she cannot have a real orgasm on camera or doesn't happen to have a real one in video with me then it doesn't really spoil my day too much as i can still have a good time :) (although having said that a very bad obviously faked orgasm is not something that makes you really keen to return another time)
do i care? well, personally i would prefer the host to enjoy (whether that is by having an orgasm, a fun chat or whatever) the show too but if she cannot have a real orgasm on camera or doesn't happen to have a real one in video with me then it doesn't really spoil my day too much as i can still have a good time :) (although having said that a very bad obviously faked orgasm is not something that makes you really keen to return another time)
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
I bet some do and some don't, if she does with me great, it not I don't worry about it as long long as I take care of my "job at hand".
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
Do you believe that WOMEN here and in real life EVER have had an orgasm?
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
I cum in video sometimes thats true.... but not with all ... and not in 5-10mins video
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
OMG-please don't tell me I had some girls on here faking it--gee you broke my heart (hehe)--but cool
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
Wow !!! Some girls on cc fake it ? !!! I'm shocked and heartbroken as yet another illusion of mine goes down the crapper !!! lol !!!!!
RE: Who thinks the girls fake it?
I dont even know for sure ( 100%) when my gf cums ,,
so how the f**** will anyone know here ??
I am sure it happens ..
but remember , a woman cums more in her mind than just by friction..
So im sure they can act ...
and im sure ,,
for those with a more sexy disposition ( some here maybe never have by the sounds and looks of them hehehe)
Im sure some enjoy cumming here .. when they want to..;)
so how the f**** will anyone know here ??
I am sure it happens ..
but remember , a woman cums more in her mind than just by friction..
So im sure they can act ...
and im sure ,,
for those with a more sexy disposition ( some here maybe never have by the sounds and looks of them hehehe)
Im sure some enjoy cumming here .. when they want to..;)
celeb quotes
Alicia Silverstone…"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Alicia will next try and convince us that 2 plus 2 equals 5 and that red is actually blue.
Michael Jackson…"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone."
Wacko Jacko likes to make his defence team work hard for their money.
Mariah carey…."I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes the world has ever produced."
Nice sentiments Mariah - but it was the King of Jordan who died, not Michael Jordan.
Christina Aguilera…"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Despite what she says, Christina is no genie in a bottle.
Jesica simpson…."Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?" "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."
Her mum said that Jessica had an IQ of 160... she must have added the extra zero herself!
Jade goodey..."I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell."
Jade's application to join Mensa... or should that be denser?
David beckham…"My parents have been there for me - ever since I was about seven."
Becks finally buries the myth that he is thick.
Brooke shields…"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Having a degree in French literature doesn't exempt Brooke from sounding daft as a brush.
Arnold Schwarzenegger…."I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Arnie should pay more attention to his brain than is biceps!
Britney spears…"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Britney may have shaved off her locks, but there is no hiding the blonde lurking underneath.
Alicia will next try and convince us that 2 plus 2 equals 5 and that red is actually blue.
Michael Jackson…"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone."
Wacko Jacko likes to make his defence team work hard for their money.
Mariah carey…."I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes the world has ever produced."
Nice sentiments Mariah - but it was the King of Jordan who died, not Michael Jordan.
Christina Aguilera…"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Despite what she says, Christina is no genie in a bottle.
Jesica simpson…."Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?" "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."
Her mum said that Jessica had an IQ of 160... she must have added the extra zero herself!
Jade goodey..."I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell."
Jade's application to join Mensa... or should that be denser?
David beckham…"My parents have been there for me - ever since I was about seven."
Becks finally buries the myth that he is thick.
Brooke shields…"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Having a degree in French literature doesn't exempt Brooke from sounding daft as a brush.
Arnold Schwarzenegger…."I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Arnie should pay more attention to his brain than is biceps!
Britney spears…"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Britney may have shaved off her locks, but there is no hiding the blonde lurking underneath.
RE: celeb quotes
shy, that reminds me of that story about Marilyn Monroe. At a Jewish dinner party, she was asked if she'd like some matzo balls. She replied, "Gee, I didn't know matzos had balls!"
Question re: The Wealth of Nations
On 11 April NastyBitch posted a comment titled “hmmm,” in which she raised the question of the US being a rich nation by quoting one Kazimierz Bartoshevich. The quote is as follows:
America - the richest country in the world because half of its population is made by the cashiers who have run away from the [sic] Europe and their descendants.
The quote seems poorly translated from the original; its meaning is not altogether clear. Nevertheless, a thread ensued in which it was pointed out that in terms of per capita income, countries such as Luxembourg and United Arab Emirates are “richer” than the US.
I believe we cannot measure the wealth of a nation by money alone. Using other measures, it could be argued that the US is in some respects poorer than other nations.
QUESTION: By what should we measure a nation’s wealth? Using your criteria, do you think your nation is wealthy? What nation or nations do you think are wealthy?
America - the richest country in the world because half of its population is made by the cashiers who have run away from the [sic] Europe and their descendants.
The quote seems poorly translated from the original; its meaning is not altogether clear. Nevertheless, a thread ensued in which it was pointed out that in terms of per capita income, countries such as Luxembourg and United Arab Emirates are “richer” than the US.
I believe we cannot measure the wealth of a nation by money alone. Using other measures, it could be argued that the US is in some respects poorer than other nations.
QUESTION: By what should we measure a nation’s wealth? Using your criteria, do you think your nation is wealthy? What nation or nations do you think are wealthy?
RE: Question re: The Wealth of Nations
Maybe a country could be world-rated in terms of its Contentment Quotient. I had a student from Liechtenstein who was one of the most contented people I've ever met. He was Swiss and married a woman from Liechtenstein; he was able to escape Swiss Army duties because of his now dual nationality.
He had a wonderfully large house in its own grounds, worked for a Liechtenstein-based company and loved it there. He and his family went walking in the mountains at weekends. He told me, I have yet to meet a person there unhappy with their life. An exaggeration I guess as we all have our personal problems nevertheless, I nominate Liechtenstein.
He had a wonderfully large house in its own grounds, worked for a Liechtenstein-based company and loved it there. He and his family went walking in the mountains at weekends. He told me, I have yet to meet a person there unhappy with their life. An exaggeration I guess as we all have our personal problems nevertheless, I nominate Liechtenstein.
Re: "Contentment Quotient"
Ally, I like the idea. Let's call it the CQ! But flesh it out a bit. Okay he has a house on a nice piece of land; he and his family walk in the mountains; he's got a good job he likes, etc. But can you articulate or isolate those qualities that will be factored in the CQ? Are there certain essential elements (physical, cultural, social, political, etc.) without which no man would count himself wealthy?
RE: Re:
posted a reply but it's disappeared! I'll try again.....
I only met this one person from that country so I can only really talk about him. Fit, happily married, happy and well-motivated kids, living under a benign government, much-loved titular royal family (kinda). I'm in UK which has many social problems - personally, I wouldn't rate us that highly.
I only met this one person from that country so I can only really talk about him. Fit, happily married, happy and well-motivated kids, living under a benign government, much-loved titular royal family (kinda). I'm in UK which has many social problems - personally, I wouldn't rate us that highly.
RE: Question re: The Wealth of Nations
The term "wealth" seems too vauge. I'm sure someone will mention the average family income or medical care or schools or gross national output or quality of shitters on the side of the road. No one nation can be #1 in all of these fields. I say if you are happy where you live then good for you :D.
RE: Question re: The Wealth of Nations
Kofi, I chose the term "wealth," not to be vague, but to be more expansive than the sum total of economic measures such as, "avg. household income, local tax rate, Gross Domestic Product (GDP), etc. I want the assessment to include not only quantitative elements, but also qualitative elements that are less measurable, but no less important (arguably more important) than those that are readily quantifiable. Econometrics has its place, but it tells us nothing about some of the things we deem most important.
Political and civic life, a sense of belonging to a community, how we interact on a daily basis with neighbors and merchants, how and where we buy our food, our eating and work habits, etc. are all a part of what makes for a rich (or poor ) life.
You said, “Someone will say…,” but what do you say? Of what does your wealth consist?
Political and civic life, a sense of belonging to a community, how we interact on a daily basis with neighbors and merchants, how and where we buy our food, our eating and work habits, etc. are all a part of what makes for a rich (or poor ) life.
You said, “Someone will say…,” but what do you say? Of what does your wealth consist?
RE: Question re: The Wealth of Nations
How about freedom? There is an organization that rates countries based on there economic freedom which includes freedom from confiscatory taxes. It should be an important factor. I may make more money than you but if the government takes it from me what have I gained?
Ireland is the Richest Nation
Lol Alan! Your post reminded me of a joke my late father told. He loved 'corny' humor.
He asked with a straight face, "What's the richest country in the world?" Pausing for a moment, I replied, "United Arab Emirates, or one of the Gulf States?"
"No," he responded, keeping his straight, "It's Ireland."
"Ireland?!!," I blurted out, "No way!"
"It is," he persisted,"because its capital is always Dublin." :)
He asked with a straight face, "What's the richest country in the world?" Pausing for a moment, I replied, "United Arab Emirates, or one of the Gulf States?"
"No," he responded, keeping his straight, "It's Ireland."
"Ireland?!!," I blurted out, "No way!"
"It is," he persisted,"because its capital is always Dublin." :)
RE: Friday 13th
I live at number 13 not 12B as some people renumber it. Grew up in number 39 (3x13 of course).
RE: Friday 13th
Friday the 13th is not considered in all parts of the world. I was in Korea before and noticed the hotels didn't have a 4th floor, they sequence went 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th floor. They considered 4 unlucky. I'm sure in Russia, Australia, Pakastain, Africa etc. they have their own set of "stupidstitions" :D
The Land of Oz?
"The nicest?"...."They never lie?"...."Never pretend?" Gabs, methinks you are looking through rose colored glasses. I think gay men have no monopoly on virtue. If you think otherwise, you're living in the land of Oz. (Maybe you know "The Wizard of Oz" is a cult film among gay men.) Perhaps you just aren't familiar with a different manner of dissembling.
RE: The Land of Oz?
No, I just have some gay guys as friends and they have been the best friends I ever had! That is all. And I wasnt talking about all gays, I was talking about the ones I know and enjoy being friends with.
RE: The Land of Oz?
Hey Melomane, Wizard of Oz is one of my favourite films.. has been since as long as I can remember. You telling me I am gay? ;) In which case Charlotte, you ought to be falling over yourself to see what a nice, honest, friend I am :P hehe.
TNTJHAG
TNTJHAG
RE: The Land of Oz?
He he :))
I don't need that to see what friend u are, I am sure I already seen that :)
Gtg no, getting ready to visit London :P (K) Talk tomorrow :D
I don't need that to see what friend u are, I am sure I already seen that :)
Gtg no, getting ready to visit London :P (K) Talk tomorrow :D
RE: The Land of Oz?
NOW you tell me.. Could at least queued me in for a cup of coffee en route ;) Ahh well.. hope you have a great time and you can tell me about it after the weekend.
TNTBTWAIH
TNTBTWAIH
RE: Can you...
That wud, Your question belies a bias and, perhaps unintentionally, serves as a kind of "red baiting." Okay, homosexuality is an anomaly, but the inherent bias of your question is exposed if set against the backdrop of the question: "Can you be friends with a straight person?" Silly question, right? Then so is the other one.
If some guy is trying to hit on me, then sure I'm going to make it clear I don't 'go that way,' but all other things being equal there is no reason to preclude the possibility of friendship with someone who is gay. His or her sexual orientation is not the factor by which I will decide to be friends or not.
If some guy is trying to hit on me, then sure I'm going to make it clear I don't 'go that way,' but all other things being equal there is no reason to preclude the possibility of friendship with someone who is gay. His or her sexual orientation is not the factor by which I will decide to be friends or not.
RE: Can you...
on the contrary melomane.i think it is a very valid question.not for the obviousness of the question & the simplicity of the answers but for the sublety of making people think about their prejudices & biases.if someone says no here we know immediately that they are a"judge a book by the cover person".perhaps a shallow self-centred individual....
RE: Can you...
I don't disagree with your points. I didn't say the essence of the question was invalid, only that the way it is constructed is prejudicial, rather like saying, "Can you be friends with a convicted felon?" On the other hand, I suppose one could argue it's defensible to ask the question this way, and regard the prejudice as a tacit acknowledgement of the long-standing prejudice against homosexuals in society at large. Nevertheless, it remains prejudicial.
That said, I grant the question has the merit of being both simple and direct. And I quite agree with you, that quality forces a simple yes-- or-- no answer, and would readily expose those who are closed minded.
Perhaps it is impossible to ask this question in a way that is without prejudice. Even the "don't-judge-a-book-by-its cover" image suggests there is something wrong and undesirable about the cover.
That said, I grant the question has the merit of being both simple and direct. And I quite agree with you, that quality forces a simple yes-- or-- no answer, and would readily expose those who are closed minded.
Perhaps it is impossible to ask this question in a way that is without prejudice. Even the "don't-judge-a-book-by-its cover" image suggests there is something wrong and undesirable about the cover.
RE: Can you...
not necessarily about the cover of the book but the tainted eyes & mind that judge that cover."don't judge a book by its cover"can be used on anything not just those that are deemed undesirable,i think was the way you put it.
RE: Can you...
Yes, my friend Laurence was gay, he died of hepatitis. It amused me that he talked about guys in much the same way as I did women. He would tell me, look at him, he's gorgeous! I'd look round the room totally mystified. Excuse me mate, I'm gonna chat up that hot chick. He'd say, which woman is that? It was kinda obvious to me.
Vive le difference and all that.....;-)
Vive le difference and all that.....;-)
RE: new record!!
i am male but i am sure if i worked here i could beat your record and not earn any money for months and months.
but seriously maybe you need to consider what potential viewers are seeing about you - most will be searching by looking at who's online now (do you have a good pic and a good comment or just a :) or a silly comment with bad broken english),
what do you have in your profile if someone does decide to view more after seeing your profile pic (is it turn ons polite people, turn offs smelly feet or something better?),
what is your photo archive like and is it appropriate to your section (if you are in adult and just have pictures wearing lots of clothes or showing your hands holding fruit then some members may thing they will not be getting what they would hope for in an adult show),
is your price reasonable given the category you are in (i think only fairly special hosts can charge say 1.99 open in little shy when there are other hosts only charging 0.50 - 0.75 in the same category),
i don't know whether you are in adult or non-adult but i think if your english was not very good it would be very difficult to make good money in that section.
possibly it would be worth going into community chat and talking to people there sometimes as it means more people will see your profile by clicking on your host name there (but try not to just annoy people by using lots of emoticons and by sending the same person dozens of private messages when they are not responding to you)
obviously as we don't know your screenname it is not possible to do more than give general advice or sympathise - but i hope things get better for you
but seriously maybe you need to consider what potential viewers are seeing about you - most will be searching by looking at who's online now (do you have a good pic and a good comment or just a :) or a silly comment with bad broken english),
what do you have in your profile if someone does decide to view more after seeing your profile pic (is it turn ons polite people, turn offs smelly feet or something better?),
what is your photo archive like and is it appropriate to your section (if you are in adult and just have pictures wearing lots of clothes or showing your hands holding fruit then some members may thing they will not be getting what they would hope for in an adult show),
is your price reasonable given the category you are in (i think only fairly special hosts can charge say 1.99 open in little shy when there are other hosts only charging 0.50 - 0.75 in the same category),
i don't know whether you are in adult or non-adult but i think if your english was not very good it would be very difficult to make good money in that section.
possibly it would be worth going into community chat and talking to people there sometimes as it means more people will see your profile by clicking on your host name there (but try not to just annoy people by using lots of emoticons and by sending the same person dozens of private messages when they are not responding to you)
obviously as we don't know your screenname it is not possible to do more than give general advice or sympathise - but i hope things get better for you
RE: new record!!
very sorry about ignoring you in comm chat - still not sure who you are though. any extra clues - do you speak in open or just pvt?
lots of possible excuses for the often not replying in comm chat (often at work - like now - lol, sometimes in forums, sometimes chatting on yahoo or to someone else, sometimes lots of messages at same time when entering the room, and sometimes am there waiting for one host in particular to turn up and just stay quiet if they are not around, and the list goes on....).
the only thing i would say about your price is i often suspect that when the 121 price is about double the open that at some stage we are going to have the "only in 121" discussion
lots of possible excuses for the often not replying in comm chat (often at work - like now - lol, sometimes in forums, sometimes chatting on yahoo or to someone else, sometimes lots of messages at same time when entering the room, and sometimes am there waiting for one host in particular to turn up and just stay quiet if they are not around, and the list goes on....).
the only thing i would say about your price is i often suspect that when the 121 price is about double the open that at some stage we are going to have the "only in 121" discussion
RE: new record!!
thats fine/good.
i only asked if you spoke in public or pvt to try to see if i could get an idea of who you are.
yes, generally i am quiet in public - sometimes speak, often not.
the comments about price/121 were not really aimed at you in person, they were just a general comment as a follow up to the general comments i made in my original post - just giving an idea of some of my possible thought processes as to choosing hosts.
i only asked if you spoke in public or pvt to try to see if i could get an idea of who you are.
yes, generally i am quiet in public - sometimes speak, often not.
the comments about price/121 were not really aimed at you in person, they were just a general comment as a follow up to the general comments i made in my original post - just giving an idea of some of my possible thought processes as to choosing hosts.
RE: new record!!
two things.if you are referring to community re"hello"i only say a general hello in open..i notice from your replies that you have a sharp biting tongue & a sense of the absurd,that's good.
RE: new record!!
there is that biting wit of your's again.though comparing some of melomane's replies to the great wall of china is funny,apt & lined with imagery.however by admitting to liking some of my replies you are showing your crazy side. LOL!!
RE: new record!!
its nice u 2 can take good natured jabs at each other without taking it personal and getting angry. its good:)
RE: new record!!
that could be because the poster hates themself more.LOL!!p.s ot's is still hard for anyone to know if or how to even visit your room if they don't know your handle.
RE: new record!!
if he is bela that means in a few posts above he was disagreeing with himself.
RE: new record!!
Ooops make that 2 of the nicest girls i have met & the sexiest girl on here are crazy.
screenames suit the hosts indeed
LongLegsLady-mmm
asianpie-sweetypie
as for CRAZYKATE-totally nuts lol
asianpie-sweetypie
as for CRAZYKATE-totally nuts lol
RE: hosts
i don't care about money all the time .sometimes i just like to talk to nice person and know him better
RE: hosts
miss you (lol, as I count my daily earnings), please come back (I want to buy a gold necklace for my real boyfriend), I miss your intelligent conversation ("can you salsa?"...lol)
Question for the girls
Why does a (shy) host show her pussy so much ......mmm...faster or more comfortably than showing her breasts? I think it would be the other way around, but I have found this to happen most of the time.
RE: Question for the girls
I have seen this in many for real women.
Men judge women on the size, shape, perky, hard nippled boob.
Men think a pussy is great no matter what is looks like.
Shy women are much more concerned about being judged poorly for their breast.
They know men will love their pussy!
Men judge women on the size, shape, perky, hard nippled boob.
Men think a pussy is great no matter what is looks like.
Shy women are much more concerned about being judged poorly for their breast.
They know men will love their pussy!
RE: Question for the girls
I agree completely with this post...........mystery solved :)
A shaved pussy is a lot less judgmental as to attractiveness than breasts so the host has a sure winner every time :)
A shaved pussy is a lot less judgmental as to attractiveness than breasts so the host has a sure winner every time :)
Life Lessons and Question
Everyday is a wonderful day. You are beautiful no matter about what they say. Words can not bring you down. Go ahead and take on this world. ---Shake It----Rock It----and--Rattle and Roll. Keep on fighting what you believe in to the end.
Question: What was the most beautiful thing and/or place you have seen in the last 168 hours (7 days)?
My Answer Is: I seen these 150 bikers made up of women and men travel from the south to the west coast and at one stop we (wells lets just say 4 of the 150, but we all others where there for moral support) help give birth to a woman that was stranded on a highway and about 120 miles away from the hospital. Wow, when I seen that, it brought back some memories of years ago, but was a doctor and nurses at the woman side and knew what they were doing,, but this-was, well it was so cool.
Question: What was the most beautiful thing and/or place you have seen in the last 168 hours (7 days)?
My Answer Is: I seen these 150 bikers made up of women and men travel from the south to the west coast and at one stop we (wells lets just say 4 of the 150, but we all others where there for moral support) help give birth to a woman that was stranded on a highway and about 120 miles away from the hospital. Wow, when I seen that, it brought back some memories of years ago, but was a doctor and nurses at the woman side and knew what they were doing,, but this-was, well it was so cool.
RE: Life Lessons and Question
hmm
thing?
well i found a toy that my daughter asked me about months ago and i saw it , it isnt all that pretty but i know when i send it to her she will smile and thats beautiful :D
as for place,
well i have my connection back and now im online and there are beautiful naked women in private rooms, does that count?
:p
thing?
well i found a toy that my daughter asked me about months ago and i saw it , it isnt all that pretty but i know when i send it to her she will smile and thats beautiful :D
as for place,
well i have my connection back and now im online and there are beautiful naked women in private rooms, does that count?
:p
RE: Life Lessons and Question
got a raise on y check--this month I had more members appeared--keep it up men and women too
RE: Life Lessons and Question
I saw a beautiful baseball bat being inserted in a beautiful butt...brought a tear to my eye.
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
I'm called Weet-weet (c) yes, it has a copyright, hubby owns it :P And it comes from "sweetie" :)
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
i'm happy if i get called,the name is secondary.
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
I agree with rjmasters. Addressing the person by his or her first name is not only the most personal, it is the safest. A well known author from the WWII generation, Dale Carnegie, wrote a book called "How to Win Freinds and Influence People." First published in 1936, it is still in print today and has sold millions of copies. Carnegie said, "The sweetest word to any human being is the sound of his or her own name."
As regards sweety, dear , darling, etc., my sense is "dear" and "darling" are a bit too familiar for a new acquaintance to use. "Darling" especially is an older expression---at least in America---and to address someone that way sounds a bit like one is reading a script from a 1940's film. "Sweety and "baby (bb)" are more current and sound less phoney.
Common terms of endearment vary from culture to culture. Some British terms (e.g. Hello Luv!) are not as frequently used in the US and vice-versa. I'm sure there are terms that are uniquely Australian as well.
As regards sweety, dear , darling, etc., my sense is "dear" and "darling" are a bit too familiar for a new acquaintance to use. "Darling" especially is an older expression---at least in America---and to address someone that way sounds a bit like one is reading a script from a 1940's film. "Sweety and "baby (bb)" are more current and sound less phoney.
Common terms of endearment vary from culture to culture. Some British terms (e.g. Hello Luv!) are not as frequently used in the US and vice-versa. I'm sure there are terms that are uniquely Australian as well.
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
I have a problem with it, don't know how to call my love except his own name :">
Usually I call him sweety, my love or dear.
Darling sounds old-fashioned, honey sounds like he's my husband, but he's very close friend and love. Sweetheart and angel fit more for girls I think. And what left? :(
Usually I call him sweety, my love or dear.
Darling sounds old-fashioned, honey sounds like he's my husband, but he's very close friend and love. Sweetheart and angel fit more for girls I think. And what left? :(
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
In the end, it's whatever you are comfortable with. I know many couples who rarely use these common terms of endearment, preferring each other's names without sugar coating. (There's one that hasn't been mentioned: "Sugar!" )
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
a host, you could try... tiger, poo-bear, or snookems. they are pretty common in the US. but i have always preferred if a woman called me a pet name that was more personal or had some special meaning rather than the more common pet names. if it is common pet name that others have called you before it just doesn't seem as special as a pet name that they came up with... a pet name only they call you by. so i think it is better to come up with ur own unique pet name for him.
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
I call him my huggy bear. Big, fat, round and hairy is my boo (K)
Extending the List and Question to "take care."
Take Care, Just curious, why are you especially keen on hearing from American guys more than other English speakers?
Other terms: Sweety-pie, Sweet pea, Puddin', Peaches, Sugar...
Other terms: Sweety-pie, Sweet pea, Puddin', Peaches, Sugar...
Because....
... the guy Im in love with is an American :P
And thanks to all for your responses :)
And thanks to all for your responses :)
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
Go into a diner in USA South and the waitress will use all of these and more!!
One of my favorites is Pookie!!
One of my favorites is Pookie!!
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
Sir
i do not like like sweet / pet names.
i do not like like sweet / pet names.
To: Sir John Z. Hon, Esq.
Sir John,
Reading that you "do not like sweet/pet names," I wondered why you have incorporated the term "hon" in your screen name here?
Reading that you "do not like sweet/pet names," I wondered why you have incorporated the term "hon" in your screen name here?
RE: To: Sir John Z. Hon, Esq.
zhon is my wifes name.
Mel, are you a man like Mel Brooks?
if your placing spaces in my name maybe you can assume that i am not johnz hon but possibly i am john'z honey?
Mel, are you a man like Mel Brooks?
if your placing spaces in my name maybe you can assume that i am not johnz hon but possibly i am john'z honey?
RE: To: Sir John Z. Hon, Esq.
Lol John! Another possibility came to mind as I looked at "johnzhon." I thought it might be a play on "Johnson"---which name is sometimes used, primarily in the African American community, as a euphemism for a guy's cock.
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
That's why using the person's first name is the safest.
Just curious, Angel, what is it about "bb" that you find offputting? Do you have the same reaction to "sweety?" If not, how do they differ for you?
Just curious, Angel, what is it about "bb" that you find offputting? Do you have the same reaction to "sweety?" If not, how do they differ for you?
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
to my daughters when they were little - to a gf, it was joke ;-)
RE: sweetie, honey, dear, darling, sweetheart etc.....
if I know her well and like her a great deal................I may call her precious.........but I mean it when I do.
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WifeNextDoor
good wishes from me too Wifey - you funny (haha not wierd!) sexy lady - kisses
RE: so how u clean it...
for a guy like you I'd suggest a garden hose inserted about 6 inches; with spray head too is you need that extra edge ...............
RE: so how u clean it...
My cock hasn't been used for so long it is covered in a spider's web :(
RE: so how u clean it...
you don't; leave the bits and pieces of corn and peanuts in place making it have that "ribbed" sensation...plus it gives her something to eat later :D
to thingy
johnz, johnz2, breastaholic, i think there are more but forgot them
i lost DSL connection
i havent been hiding.
i lost DSL connection
i havent been hiding.
RE: da
I guess sometimes it is better to stay silent... of course if you dont' have to say anything!
RE: da
''da'' is also used by the irish people (or just me) to address thier father
instead of dad or daddy.
instead of dad or daddy.
RE: da
John, are you a native of Ireland? If so, do you speak Gaelic, or "Irish", as the Irish call it? I know some folks from Donnegal who are Irish speakers and they tell me there is no word for "yes" in Irish. Interesting.
RE: Community Chat vs Forums
I bet the majority of members don't visit Comm Chat or Forums, maybe there is something we can all learn from them.
RE: Community Chat vs Forums
yeah I know I'm guilty of being in commchat too much, waffling away about nothing of consequence - hear interesting stories about those who tell hosts they have no interest in chat or forums. One guy, books into 1-2-1 and has dinner with the host cos he hates to eat alone since his wife died. I like that, poignant.
why not goodbye?
when a story - a fantasy - dissappears and changes - it is time to either come up with a better dream or just say goodbye ... why hold on to a faded memory?
RE: why not goodbye?
Why? Because that "faded" memory might be the memory of something that nice, that u wanted it back!
RE: why not goodbye?
Surely life is so short..
and is only made up of memories , some good some not, and naturaly we remember the better ones longer..
Im so pleased I had so many ..
some passing thro.. some longer ..
one 18 years .......not all perfect but very good..
some only maybe a passing , 1 day ,, something simple, but still made a happy memory and reminds us of a nice feeling..
Dont try and remove any ...
learn from them all good and bad,, ...... and look forward to the next..
and smile..
and is only made up of memories , some good some not, and naturaly we remember the better ones longer..
Im so pleased I had so many ..
some passing thro.. some longer ..
one 18 years .......not all perfect but very good..
some only maybe a passing , 1 day ,, something simple, but still made a happy memory and reminds us of a nice feeling..
Dont try and remove any ...
learn from them all good and bad,, ...... and look forward to the next..
and smile..
RE: why not goodbye?
sometimes something can be full of good memories but is lost and only forgetting can help heal the wounds, but it's not easy forgetting when there are things all around to remind you.
RE: why not goodbye?
"One's life is the is the total sum of one's experience"
Can't seem to find a direct quote for that so it is most likely a paraphrase.
That being said I think it is fair to say it holds true for most if not all individuals. Good times, bad times, I know I have had both ;) But trading in memories is not like trading in a car or and old sofa. Truth is even in this world of information overload and having the ability to archive words, music, art etc.. it is still a very inaccessible medium. Not quite like a letter or a photograph in your pocket. The only permanent thing you have is your recall.
I would not trade my memories for the world. They are who I am. Good, bad, stupid, clever everything I have ever done and anyone I have ever touched is bound to those memories. I can only hope that someone else's good memories are bound up with me ;)
ahh CC forums.. what happy times , ahem.. ;)
TNTWIGWST
Can't seem to find a direct quote for that so it is most likely a paraphrase.
That being said I think it is fair to say it holds true for most if not all individuals. Good times, bad times, I know I have had both ;) But trading in memories is not like trading in a car or and old sofa. Truth is even in this world of information overload and having the ability to archive words, music, art etc.. it is still a very inaccessible medium. Not quite like a letter or a photograph in your pocket. The only permanent thing you have is your recall.
I would not trade my memories for the world. They are who I am. Good, bad, stupid, clever everything I have ever done and anyone I have ever touched is bound to those memories. I can only hope that someone else's good memories are bound up with me ;)
ahh CC forums.. what happy times , ahem.. ;)
TNTWIGWST
RE: Can you...
Q: What goes black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill
RE: Can you...
Q: What's six inches long, has a head on it, and women love it?
A: A dollar bill.....even better a hundred dollar bill!
A: A dollar bill.....even better a hundred dollar bill!
'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
As an American living in France some years ago, I remember being in a cafe in Paris and some guy asked me in English, "What does this expression--'It is raining cats and dogs'--mean?" From childhood I had always understood what it meant (=raining hard), but until that moment it never occurred to me how strange it must sound to a non-English speaker.
Over time I learned some amusing French idioms. One of my favorites is, "J'ai le cafard," (literally, "I have the cockroach"), meaning I am depressed.
What are some funny idioms in your native tongue?
Over time I learned some amusing French idioms. One of my favorites is, "J'ai le cafard," (literally, "I have the cockroach"), meaning I am depressed.
What are some funny idioms in your native tongue?
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
melomane -another saying in america--"Its colder then a witchy titty"
now no figure,, it should been "Hotter then a witchy titty"
now no figure,, it should been "Hotter then a witchy titty"
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Lol Austin! But maybe Dante had it right. In his "Inferno", the inner- most cirlce of hell was ice, not fire. And don't we usually say of some nasty girl, "Man, she is one COLD bitch?" Then again, I've never sucked on a witch's tit. Don't think I'm going to seek one out anytime soon either. If you are bold enough, please share your findings! :)
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Once a man died and went to hell for his sins. The devil himself meet him at the entrance of hell and proceeded to escort him deeper into it.
They finally came to a large pit emitting fire that blocked their passage however across the fire pit were all types of beautiful women naked and moving in all types of sexual positions.
The man then said to the devil " how do I cross it now?" and the devil replied "That's the hell of it"...................
They finally came to a large pit emitting fire that blocked their passage however across the fire pit were all types of beautiful women naked and moving in all types of sexual positions.
The man then said to the devil " how do I cross it now?" and the devil replied "That's the hell of it"...................
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Maybe you won't cross---to use another idiom---'until hell freezes over.' :)
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
I think he was suggesting piss (urinate) on a wall
Thanks for the Russian Idioms. Here are a few more English ones..
Thanks Gorty! Interesting. Here are a few more English idioms that come to mind:
1) A stitch in time saves nine
2) [Same idea as #1]: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
3) Penny wise, pound foolish.
4) You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
5) He spilled the beans (=revealed a secret or confidence)
6) He's got a bee in his bonnet (He's angry or bothered by something.)
7) He was dressed to the nines (=well dressed, fashionably dressed)
8) He was behind the eightball (=in a difficult situation with no easy solution)
9) [Very US]: He comes from Missouri (=he's stubborn)
10) He got it straight from the horse's mouth (=a direct source of information, not a rumor or secondary.)
1) A stitch in time saves nine
2) [Same idea as #1]: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
3) Penny wise, pound foolish.
4) You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
5) He spilled the beans (=revealed a secret or confidence)
6) He's got a bee in his bonnet (He's angry or bothered by something.)
7) He was dressed to the nines (=well dressed, fashionably dressed)
8) He was behind the eightball (=in a difficult situation with no easy solution)
9) [Very US]: He comes from Missouri (=he's stubborn)
10) He got it straight from the horse's mouth (=a direct source of information, not a rumor or secondary.)
Idioms Converted to Metric
In an effort to bring America in step with the rest of the world, the idiom, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure," is rendered, "28.35 grams of prevention is worth 453.6 grams of cure." For some reason, I don't think this metric version will catch on. lol!
But let's try another: "Give him an inch and he'll take a yard," rendered in metric is, "Give him 2.54 centimeters and he'll take 0.91 meters." Hmmm, doesn't seem to work either.
So, taking poetic license, I think the first idiom in metric should be, "A gram of prevention is worth a kilo of cure," and the second as, "Give him a millimeter and he'll take a meter." Now, isn't that better?
Hmmm, on the other hand why don't we bag the whole thing. Idioms!!
But let's try another: "Give him an inch and he'll take a yard," rendered in metric is, "Give him 2.54 centimeters and he'll take 0.91 meters." Hmmm, doesn't seem to work either.
So, taking poetic license, I think the first idiom in metric should be, "A gram of prevention is worth a kilo of cure," and the second as, "Give him a millimeter and he'll take a meter." Now, isn't that better?
Hmmm, on the other hand why don't we bag the whole thing. Idioms!!
RE: Thanks for the Russian Idioms. Here are a few more English ones..
"He was dressed to the nines"
In romanian it's "he was dressed to four needles" well, almost...
In romanian it's "he was dressed to four needles" well, almost...
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Here's one having to do with the French, when someone cusses and then says "Pardon my French".
What's the fook is that supposed to mean? (Pardon my French :)
What's the fook is that supposed to mean? (Pardon my French :)
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
It's an apology used by the English when we use bad or crude language
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
i have to say, Monsieur Le Pew, I have wondered about the origin of that too. Why not "Pardon my Italian, or German or _________ (name a language)." Of course, these would be equally puzzling. When we say, "It's all Greek to me," at least we have the sense that the Greek alphabet is incomprehensible to one using a Roman alphabet, but "Pardon my French?" Ca veut dire quoi?!!
To Monsieur Le Pew: An Afterthought
Thinking further about the origin of the expression, "Pardon my French," it may have to do with the fact that historically French was---and still is to some extent---the language of diplomacy. So, to use foul or even indelicate language would be regarded as bad diplomacy. And since diplomatic dialogue would be conducted in French, one might say any bad language---no matter the tongue---would be, in effect, bad French (i.e bad diplomacy). Hence, "Pardon my French."
Hmmm ...on second thought
Seeing boy's post below---and website reference---my off-the-cuff conjecture that the expression may have had something to do with French being the language of diplomacy, isn't as persuasive as the argument for it being a function of the French being allegedly vulgar and risque. This is, of course, a slight by anglophones, but it is probably the origin.
One of the more interesting and arguably most credible explanations is that "Pardon [or excuse] my French," originally centered around the English word "fuck." This word, when spoken, sounds close to the French pronunciation of the word "phoque," meaning "seal" (the sea mamal). Thus, one might try to mollify one's own vulgarity in saying the f-word, by attributing it to the French! Later, claims the commentator on the site, "Pardon my French" expanded to include any curse word. Hey, it's food for thought!
One of the more interesting and arguably most credible explanations is that "Pardon [or excuse] my French," originally centered around the English word "fuck." This word, when spoken, sounds close to the French pronunciation of the word "phoque," meaning "seal" (the sea mamal). Thus, one might try to mollify one's own vulgarity in saying the f-word, by attributing it to the French! Later, claims the commentator on the site, "Pardon my French" expanded to include any curse word. Hey, it's food for thought!
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
basically it's playing on the fact that the french were considered rude/vulgar and was a way of covering your vulgarness in swearing, for a fuller answer see here: http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=232360
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
More or less expressions..
"ma puce" & " mon chou"
That would be "my flea" & "my cabbage" . Hate them both :P They're used for "my dear".
From romanian, the swearings, none makes sense :)) except "go to the devil" well, more or less.. And most of the expressions, couldn't make any sense translated, some explanations are needed..
"ma puce" & " mon chou"
That would be "my flea" & "my cabbage" . Hate them both :P They're used for "my dear".
From romanian, the swearings, none makes sense :)) except "go to the devil" well, more or less.. And most of the expressions, couldn't make any sense translated, some explanations are needed..
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Psy you'll always be a little cabbage to me :P
You sexy mon chou.
You'll need to tell me how to say "my sexy little cabbage" so I can say the whole thing in Romanian.
Can I "scratch" your bum (bottom) the next you go looking for trouble on these forums. Please please please.
You sexy mon chou.
You'll need to tell me how to say "my sexy little cabbage" so I can say the whole thing in Romanian.
Can I "scratch" your bum (bottom) the next you go looking for trouble on these forums. Please please please.
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
That's too sweet of you, INYF.. but when I'm looking for trouble, I'm finding it, and usually punish myself, hubby calls me Miss Disaster :P
And no, don't call me "cabbage" it horrid! even if I love cabbage.. to eat.
And no, don't call me "cabbage" it horrid! even if I love cabbage.. to eat.
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
In English, a young girl will sometimes be referred to as 'kitten." Although a bit dated, it was common for a man to call his girlfriend, "muffin." Older still is the term "chickadee," as in the W.C. Fields film titled, "My Little Chickadee." These are, of course, terms that feminists love to hate.
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Oh and about what Charlotte was saying last night, to make it more explicit..
When someone is looking for trouble, we say his/her ass is itchy and it needs to be scratched, as in get a spanking, or so :P
When someone is looking for trouble, we say his/her ass is itchy and it needs to be scratched, as in get a spanking, or so :P
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
Lol! I like that too, U-Ang! Is that a saying in Romanian?
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
A fight between two women is sometimes likened to "two cats in a bag." But I love the "bag of frogs" one. It's "funnier than a barrel full of monkeys." lol!
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
An amusing thread... :)
Oh, and by the way Melomane, you missed one... :P
By what way? Who's, Where? When? Why?
some food for thought perhaps.
TNTAYI
Oh, and by the way Melomane, you missed one... :P
By what way? Who's, Where? When? Why?
some food for thought perhaps.
TNTAYI
RE: 'It's Raining Cats & Dogs,' and other funny idioms
The "Five Questions?" Not sure what you mean in this context, TNT.
re:hmmm
America is the richest because it has been the freest country - the emporers, socialists and communists ran the best and brightest off of the continent of Europe and they only return as America becomes more socialist itself.
RE: re:hmmm
(Psssst, if you know the right people in UAI, you can get a cold beer too....But on the whole, I agree, I'd rather be in Lichtenstein! )
RE: re:hmmm
CASH
AUSTRALIA IS THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
(per capita) (world bank est.95 includes nat resources)
AVE AUSTRALIAN EARNS $689 A WEEK (a.b.s. 95)
1.3 BILLION PEOPLE LIVE ON LESS THAN ONE DOLLAR A DAY (world bank95)
http://www.shutupandshop.wild.net.au/endhunger/list/list.html
AUSTRALIA IS THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
(per capita) (world bank est.95 includes nat resources)
AVE AUSTRALIAN EARNS $689 A WEEK (a.b.s. 95)
1.3 BILLION PEOPLE LIVE ON LESS THAN ONE DOLLAR A DAY (world bank95)
http://www.shutupandshop.wild.net.au/endhunger/list/list.html
RE: re:hmmm
Have things sunk so low that people now quote Russell Crowe? I suppose being a Christ-fearing Kiwi myself, I should have some empathy with him since he was born in the land of the long white cloud ... actually I prefer his "I'd move to Los Angeles if Australia and New Zealand were swallowed up by a huge tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in Europe, and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack."
RE: re:hmmm
are you intimating that the everyday Aussie has disowned their favourite (no so) native son?
Pax Australia
As the resident of one (US) erstwhile English penal colony to another, I'm glad to see you offering the olive branch to Banana there Gete! In fact, a writer friend of mine met Keneally and they got on handsomely. They spent hours throwing back pints, comparing the experience of the Irish in Australia to the Irish in America. How is Keneally regarded by your fellow countrymen? Was he well known before "Schindler's List" put him on the international map?
As regards Crowe, I understand his public behavior has been less than exemplary, but the guy is a damned good actor! And if the Aussie's think otherwise, you can always say it's because he's a New Zealander by birth, right. Conversely, the children of the "long white cloud' can say he was corrupted by the mainland! (Btw, what sorts of antagonisms, if any, have been long standing between Australians and New Zealanders?)
Didn't get the Crowe reference. Was it Crowe who said, "God bless America....but thank God for Australia?"
As regards Crowe, I understand his public behavior has been less than exemplary, but the guy is a damned good actor! And if the Aussie's think otherwise, you can always say it's because he's a New Zealander by birth, right. Conversely, the children of the "long white cloud' can say he was corrupted by the mainland! (Btw, what sorts of antagonisms, if any, have been long standing between Australians and New Zealanders?)
Didn't get the Crowe reference. Was it Crowe who said, "God bless America....but thank God for Australia?"
RE: Pax Australia
Right . Melomane. Crowe did say that in A TV interview a few years back. BTW ,I agree, he is a fine actor..
RE: Pax Australia
yeah, he said it at an awards show or something I think. OK, so he was born in NZ but we like to forget about that ... but isn't it interesting that a whole swag of "famous" aussies were born elsewhere ... Nicole Kidman (Hawaii), Mel Gibson (USA), Keith Urban (NZ but you can have him), Olivia Newton-John (UK) ... about all they have is Kylie Minogue, that guy who protrayed Norman Gunston, and Kath and Kim ... perhaps this means Australia is such a cool place to immigrate to although after mention of those last few names, now I'm not so sure ...
As to antagonisms between kiwis and aussies, I really have no idea what you are talking about :P
As to antagonisms between kiwis and aussies, I really have no idea what you are talking about :P
RE: Pax Australia
How is Keneally regarded? (Btw, Banana, I didn't say there were antagonisms between Kiwis and Aussies. I wouldn't know; that's why I was asking you and gete.
RE: Pax Australia
apologies Melo my good man, misread your post a little. There are some pretty good-natured rivalries between the two countries, generally on the sporting field ... although the Aussies do tend to whinge a little about some of the kiwiw overstayers who move to Oz and never come back to NZ ... and we like to get in a dig about the dodgy chicken-stealing past that some Aussies have ... and the fact that they do unspeakable things to sheep compared to we kiwis who only do things with sheep that can be spoken about ...
Earth to RJ Masters, come in please...over!
We are indeed the richest country in terms of Gross Domestic Product (GDP), but not per capita income. And in terms of over all quality of life, Americans are, in many ways, considerably poorer. By any objective standard, the quality of life is--for the average citizen--better in most Western European Countries. Let me cite just three areas: Education, Health Care, and Public Transportation.
Apart from the very best public schools and private schools here (i.e.the minority), public education is much better in Western Europe. The US is currently ranked 27th in Health Care by Public Health Authorities, using objective criteria such as infant mortality, access to health care, etc. Also, we stand alone among industrialized nations in not offering its citizens universal health care. There are now an estimated 50 million Americans without health insurance and millions more with inadequate coverage. Throughout Western Europe there is excellent public transportation including subway systems, regional rail lines and speed trains (with speeds up to 300km/per hr=180mph/hr.) The cost for trains is a fraction of our sad Amtrack system that nearly every Republican Administration has wanted to close down altogether.
With US military operations being increasingly privatized, along with hospitals, formerly non-profit health care providers, and the public education sector, I don't see how you could---by any objective criteria--make the case that America is becoming more socialist. Just the opposite. As such, I would guess those talented Europeans are not returning to Europe for the reason you state, but because they can get guaranteed health care and more than two weeks vacation a year!
Apart from the very best public schools and private schools here (i.e.the minority), public education is much better in Western Europe. The US is currently ranked 27th in Health Care by Public Health Authorities, using objective criteria such as infant mortality, access to health care, etc. Also, we stand alone among industrialized nations in not offering its citizens universal health care. There are now an estimated 50 million Americans without health insurance and millions more with inadequate coverage. Throughout Western Europe there is excellent public transportation including subway systems, regional rail lines and speed trains (with speeds up to 300km/per hr=180mph/hr.) The cost for trains is a fraction of our sad Amtrack system that nearly every Republican Administration has wanted to close down altogether.
With US military operations being increasingly privatized, along with hospitals, formerly non-profit health care providers, and the public education sector, I don't see how you could---by any objective criteria--make the case that America is becoming more socialist. Just the opposite. As such, I would guess those talented Europeans are not returning to Europe for the reason you state, but because they can get guaranteed health care and more than two weeks vacation a year!
RE: Earth to RJ Masters, come in please...over!
wow--I wish americans would spend more money in Alaska then, so we can grow over here--its slim picking for a man to find a woman,,all good women taken,,,wait a minute,, I'm looking at this the wrong way,, why do I need a good woman
RE: re:hmmm
Si Sienior' Dis iz why mi und mi 10 brothers and seisterz juant to come to your cuntry wehre we have a baby and he iz ottomatically a US citezin entitleted to food stamps, free edumacation and free madical kare. Or Jes, I forgot we will get amnisty in a few jears. Adios suckers'