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someone help me,,i have the shakes, after quit smoking "W", my nerves are shot,,,,,,by the way where is the community room,, is it I in wrong section typing...opss no dont think so,,

this is the way i am,, i get up every morning I shower, shaved, get dress, eat a grola bar and drive into the mountains, climb a tower, overlook trees and waters,, and then after 4 hours, drive in the park looking for people who are violating park rules (which the best one is and I overlook that one is people having sex,, heck i say let them enjoy the outside air,,,,if they can take the cold and ice around its worth not telling on them...just dont tell my boss) and then i climb back up the tower and look around again (its getting very bored) so during this I sometimes come to this community chat room and sit on my ass (and by the way which is getting bigger) and watch this screen and words flash before my eyes,, sometimes its words of encourage, laughter,, sadness, happy, fun, bad, and sometimes boring. I have to say I respect all you host here that do this day in and day out and want to thank you from the bottom of my heart that you all are here for us lonely men and sometimes lonely women to chat with and even heck every now and then to have video with,, which is a pleasure and fun in all of its own (well at least for me it is). Now I am getting where I must make a decision and I need help or should I say adviced. Here goes: should i become a host here since Im here a lot (which by the way I could use the extra cash to buy something I always wanted) or just stay as a member and watch my life passed by and for those who thinks I dont pay for video,, all i got to say to you is fuck you thats my business - okie dokie

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And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight...Merry Christmas to all...and to all....a goodnight.

The Dog
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe
him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

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w00t!!11:D

For those of you into BDSM, what's your safe word?

April Fool's Day, or All Fools' Day, is a holiday celebrated in many countries on April 1. The custom of playing practical jokes on friends was part of the celebrations in ancient Rome on March 25 (Hilaria) and in India on March 31 (Huli). The timing seems related to the vernal equinox and the coming of spring-a time when nature fools us with sudden changes between showers and sunshine.

The day is celebrated by the execution of hoaxes and practical jokes of varying sophistication with the goal of publicly embarrassing the gullible. Pranks are suppose to end by noon and those done afterwards are suppose to bring bad luck to the perpetrator. Some sources say that the special meaning of April 1 originates in the French change to the Gregorian calendar ordered by King Charles IX of France in 1582. Before that, New Year was celebrated from March 25 to April 1. With the change of the calendar system, New Year was "moved" to January 1. People who forgot or didn't accept the new date system were given invitations to nonexistent parties, funny gifts, etc.

In France, the victim of a joke is called an "April Fish" (poisson d'avril). In England, tricks can be played only in the morning. If a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". In Scotland, you are called an "April gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. In Portugal, April Fool's is celebrated on the Sunday and Monday before Lent. The traditional trick there is to throw flour at your friends. Humor and practical jokes are universal.

Some media organisations have either unwittingly or deliberately propagated many hoaxes. Even normally serious news media consider April Fools' Day hoaxes fair game, and spotting them has become an annual pastime.

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Your favourite condoms

...play a joke on a person without feeling guilty?

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(Sitting here and drinking a good cold beer, starting to think about this saying)
It never ceases to blow our minds, it does it to us everytime. It makes us wonder what he was up to, was he thinking about us, when he thought about them. It must've been the most beautiful day, looking down on all creation, he must've been proud, he must've been crying aloud, or laughing out loud, must've felt like the first time, getting kissed by the sun, and he put it all in place in the most perfect way
when god created woman fo us men......cool
p.s. love and help your neighbors and always look to the right then left before crossing the intersection

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/370743/just_for_laughs_sexy_skirt_lift_prank/

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I want to be the blissful wisping wind that wraps and winds its delicate way around you.
I want to be the simple breeze that softly strokes every strand of your soft velvet mane.
I want to be the morning dew dangling from a luscious limp leaf as it drips destined to intersect between your perfectly parted lips.
I want to be the radiant rainbow who arches her lovely loyal colors carefully over you.
I want to be the soft simmering summer sun that silently slithers its smooth soothing warmth across your sweet body.
I want to be the welcomed spring rain, that calmly cools and refreshes your special sacred soul.
I only want to be your everything.

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft for firmness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play on the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are
currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course is temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine
13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
*HINT- Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the owner and the rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to play several different courses.

I have just seen a host advertising at 7.98 per min! Whats the most expensive host you have seen or visited?,
If you went into the chat, was it worth it or are you still hiding from your bank manager?

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...masterbate with both hands? Or does it feel like your cheating...

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Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

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