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im notice that some of cc hosts are "living" on cc, for example darlinghelen or yourjewel,spending online 12-14 hours everyday on cc ,AT LEAST last 1 year.!!!congrats girls!if ever will b a contest"the most patient girls" u must b first winers there;)..what is ur secret girls????im geting tired of pc very fast.. and love to have some fan outside..:D

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means - "you have to 'LOVE' your own machine before it can "LOVE" others."

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help

is it me or others--the chat here seems not interested that much anymore from the host---what do you think

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming."
What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts ."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" :--)

try and remember and think back what was one of the best times you ever had here at cc, please no names mention during this (due to not wanting to think we are leaving anybody out and people will get to thinking, hmm, why we got to hear whom was involved in this story) but, anyway, think what was one of your good times here at cc.
One of Mine Was: I was in this video with a sweet, beautiful, sexy woman, we were chatting alone, and all the sudden she ask me if I had a cam, of course I said yessa, but don"t usually use it much. So this one time I did turn it on, we were having this sexual moment chat together and all the sudden my dog came into the view on cam .... wait a minute, I have to leave some of this out, due not wanting to mention the name of my dog and what he did, anyway we was having this great time and moment sharing together things about our lives and all the sudden time was passing by so fast I didn't realized I was in this video for an hour, so what, I did have a great time and we had a chat together that became a good relationship, friendship between us to. Now she has moved on with another line of work and I was just thinking of her tonight, wondering what she is doing now, that's what brought this topic up in my mind.

Can someone explain to me what Madonna said. I hope it was not offensive to all of our Romanian hosts and friends. An uninformed American. I love all Romanian hosts. Thanks.

Four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain."
"Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
"I've heard it's true!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"
And Clinton asks, "Is Dorothy here?" :--)

To a certain woman here at CC, I just want to say I love you.
You are the woman of my dreams, the reason my heart beats.

Of course now if you're a host, you have to figure out if I meant you! :)

Have you ever given it any thought, when you get old and spending a lot of your childhood, teenage, young adult and middle ages studying and taking all kinds of school courses trying to better yourself in life and all the sudden age catches up with you and your about to come to a end. What would your perfect ending be like or what would you like it to be like?

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Is there a slim, white girl out there who DOES NOT have a shaved pussy?

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My favourite lady's been off for more than a month. Anybody have an news?

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kate is the best and sweetest girl here sexyinnocent is her id

Here is a question for everyone..

If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do in those 24 hours?

For me i think i would have to be a pervert for 24 hours and every girl/woman i saw on the street that i fancied the look of i think i would have to go up to them and either kiss them, feel their ass, or feel their breasts. :P:D I think by the end of the 24 hours i would have some really rosey cheeks from all the slaps in the face i would get.
Also i would run down the main street in my city naked with an erection and a big smile.
I would get a Thai massage.
Get naked in front of Jenifer Aniston and i think i would have to kiss, feel her ass and breasts all at same time. :D
I would walk into work naked, seeing the place i work is all female staff. :P
And i would have sex with as many girls as i could find that would have sex with me.

Thats one big pervy 24 hours. :P :D

if you where 30 years old and could go back when you were 20 years old--what would you change in your life.. Oh by the way--me looking for a tour guide in Japan

I love shaved or at least well trimmed pussies. I love to see the great variety of pussy lips and shapes. Litle thin ones. Big puffy ones. They are all great. Keep showing them girls!