General Forum
RE: Lesson learned
C'mon, do not generalize.Never trust a member.Not even after 5 minutes.
Do not trust anyone.Not even after a lifetime.LOL.
Do not trust anyone.Not even after a lifetime.LOL.
RE: Lesson learned
Yeah it's pretty amazing. Even when you think you can trust someone, they turn out just to be playing a more elaborate game.
RE: Lesson learned
is an overrated virtue, it puts responsibilty for your feelings onto someone else...never trust anyone then you will never be disappointed, just be glad if things turn out well between you.
RE: Lesson learned
I don't agree at all. Trust is the foundation of all human relationships in one way or another.
RE: Lesson learned
What exactly do you mean by 'trust'? I keep reading this here about not trusting hosts or members. They say they do one thing but do another? Things change, feelings change. This site is for adults and it's commercial so hosts and members obviously have different aims here. You need to grow up and stop blaming others for your own mistakes and foolish naivety.
RE: Lesson learned
That's not totally the issue. Some hosts prey on members' "foolishness and naivete." Some hosts take advantage of members' loneliness, or need for more significant relationship, and lead them into thinking there is something more than just a business relationship. Is it foolish and naive on the part of the members? Probably yes, most of the time, though certainly there are legitimate relationships that develop here from time to time. However, it is just as unscrupulous to feed a member's false sense of relationship with promises of love, when all it is for them is a shrewd business practice that guarantees them more income.
Altadena's comment is vague enough to be about anything. Who really knows -- other than Altadena -- what he is referring to in "trusting"? Maybe it is the promise of a relationship that isn't there. Maybe it's a long time host not willing to perform the way he wants her to perform. Maybe it's that she got a boob job and ruined her natural tits, as "IveMissedU" suggests. But until he says, who knows?
There are two sides to every coin, "Exasperated." It's not all -- or always -- the fault of the member.
Altadena's comment is vague enough to be about anything. Who really knows -- other than Altadena -- what he is referring to in "trusting"? Maybe it is the promise of a relationship that isn't there. Maybe it's a long time host not willing to perform the way he wants her to perform. Maybe it's that she got a boob job and ruined her natural tits, as "IveMissedU" suggests. But until he says, who knows?
There are two sides to every coin, "Exasperated." It's not all -- or always -- the fault of the member.
RE: Lesson learned
well, i had to make sure all the bases were covered. :) and if you see, i was for most part supportive of you. Besides I'd all but forgotten it until someone else brought it back up.
RE: Lesson learned
That is a little presumptuous of you, to just assume it was all naivete and assumptions on my part. Maybe I believed too much, but is that naive? Really? Always?
RE: Lesson learned
Well, I wanna touch, feel and see what is there in you :) BUT you are there, I am here. And no matter how much I may want it, dream it, fantasize it, it's not likely to change. Ahh, the Frenchman in me says with a sigh, "C'est la vie!" :)
Disclaimer: However, if things ever do change, be sure to let me know :D lol
Disclaimer: However, if things ever do change, be sure to let me know :D lol
RE: Lesson learned
Or perhaps this was the one I didn't see coming because it was after 5 years of what I thought was trust.
I may be judging her too harshly. But the trust is gone.
I may be judging her too harshly. But the trust is gone.
RE: Lesson learned
It sucks when your trust is screwed with. Yes this is a pay site but after you have been talking to someone for a number of years, you really do not expect them to be screwing you over and it is unfair for people to be quick to jump on you and call you naive.
I have trusted members, even after knowing them for a long time (#of yrs), and I too was made a fool of, yes I was naive enough to think that if you know someone for a number of years that they were being honest, but unfortunately I was wrong, now I do not trust anything that comes out of a members mouth, especially when he says "you are the only one I see" or "I really like you and want to build a relationship with you" or the famous one "I love you"....and the whole time these same things were being said to other hosts too....(just like many members don't believe what hosts say).
It has been a hard lesson to learn. No i did not come here looking for a relationship and I have never made a promised I could not keep, nor have I tried to mislead people. Although there are members that say be honest with them, because trust is important to them, most who say this only want honesty when it benefits them. and those who say fake it..if you have to because I am paying, well same thing, if you do fake it they get angry and call you a fake because you did not fake it the way they wanted.
Bottom line is ...yes this is a paid site...but it there are those members and hosts who have found a friendship and more and taken it off of here. But again taking it off here thinking it is more one has to be careful too...because it could be just a member trying for free virtual sex or a host trying to make money.
I have trusted members, even after knowing them for a long time (#of yrs), and I too was made a fool of, yes I was naive enough to think that if you know someone for a number of years that they were being honest, but unfortunately I was wrong, now I do not trust anything that comes out of a members mouth, especially when he says "you are the only one I see" or "I really like you and want to build a relationship with you" or the famous one "I love you"....and the whole time these same things were being said to other hosts too....(just like many members don't believe what hosts say).
It has been a hard lesson to learn. No i did not come here looking for a relationship and I have never made a promised I could not keep, nor have I tried to mislead people. Although there are members that say be honest with them, because trust is important to them, most who say this only want honesty when it benefits them. and those who say fake it..if you have to because I am paying, well same thing, if you do fake it they get angry and call you a fake because you did not fake it the way they wanted.
Bottom line is ...yes this is a paid site...but it there are those members and hosts who have found a friendship and more and taken it off of here. But again taking it off here thinking it is more one has to be careful too...because it could be just a member trying for free virtual sex or a host trying to make money.
RE: Lesson learned
Well said. And thanks for mentioning the other side of the coin too, something I failed to do and which made my original post very one-sided.
Question for German hosts or members
Can you please give me the German translation of "All your memories play at once. All your memories and all your fears"?
Thanks
Thanks
RE: Question for German hosts or members
I am not a native German-speaker but I can try.:
"Alle deine Erinnerungen spielen auf einmal. Alle deine Erinnerungen und Ängste." maybe it's not very poetic lol
"Alle deine Erinnerungen spielen auf einmal. Alle deine Erinnerungen und Ängste." maybe it's not very poetic lol
RE: Question for German hosts or members
Thank you. It's from my favorite miniseries & I read on a forum that the English translation was wrong. But according to your translation back into German, it is accurate
RE: ?
seems to me the member forgot the real reason to come here , and its not to play games at $10 a minute
RE: ?
There members here that only talk and take part in every contest to help their favorites. It happens more than you may think.
fill this in
Good to see some new host winners and not the same old names that I can recite in my sleep.
joke
Learn chinese in 5 minutes !
English-Chinese Translation
That's not right ........................ ....Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man.................................. .Dum Fuk
Small Horse................................. Tai Ni Po Ni
It's very dark in here .................... ..Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet ........ ..Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone ............... No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight .......................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile .........Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great .......................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
English-Chinese Translation
That's not right ........................ ....Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man.................................. .Dum Fuk
Small Horse................................. Tai Ni Po Ni
It's very dark in here .................... ..Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet ........ ..Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone ............... No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight .......................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile .........Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great .......................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
RE: joke 1 more
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles (o, o) and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" the judge said to the second boy.
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach. I also used two circles (o, o). I pointed to the small circle and said, 'This is your arsehole before prison...
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles (o, o) and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" the judge said to the second boy.
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach. I also used two circles (o, o). I pointed to the small circle and said, 'This is your arsehole before prison...
Question to members
Hi guys!!!
Have a question- how u choose girls with wich you want have fun?U just look at pic and come in or u watch on price too? And wich price is ok for you? you preffare cheap or expencive girls?
Have a question- how u choose girls with wich you want have fun?U just look at pic and come in or u watch on price too? And wich price is ok for you? you preffare cheap or expencive girls?
RE: Question to members
Usually, i check pics, sometimes i talk little in chat and of course i check her price...
I like them better cheaper.. and have few long moment together than an expenssive and to be in a hurry...
but it's only IMHO
I like them better cheaper.. and have few long moment together than an expenssive and to be in a hurry...
but it's only IMHO
RE: Question to members
open: 0.76, One2One: 1.20
sometimes i pay little more... but if the price is close to 2$ i look for another room.
sometimes i pay little more... but if the price is close to 2$ i look for another room.
RE: Question to members
I like a girl that is witty, someone that i can imagine being with, then the picture to see if she is the right type, then the price.....not looking for bottom dollar but not interested if its a top price either..
RE: Question to members
I always look at price, the lower the better. Think about how many girls there are here; out of the 500-600 who are on at any given time, it's not hard to find plenty of hot ones who will give a great show. So, everything else therefore being equal, why pay more.
RE: Question to members
I've gradually had to raise my target price zone over the last few years.........not because I have gotten wealthier, but because the market here has moved up in price. While i agree that there seems to be little correlation between price and a good video experience, at least for me, I now am willing to pay up to 1.40-50 for open. However,I rarely ...I mean RARELY, pay anywhere over 1:80-90 for 121...and have often found good partners here for less. Unfortunately, my own taste in video chats requires some degree (not much :P) expertise in English.....and THAT is what I pay for, not the grudi and kiska that can be found at all price ranges. And also unfortunately, many of the "$.80 -1.20 for open" devyshki (especially the new bunch this summer from the Ukraine....Vive la Revolution Orange!) don't speak it very well. :P Why anyone would pay $3:00-4:00 -5.00 a minute or more to chat with a devyshka...no matter how fascinating she may be.......is beyond me. Just the thoughts of an old CC ranger.....
RE: Question to members
Pics matter a lot to a viewer, I would think.. A good idea would be to keep your pics up to date. I would think that the profile doesn't matter much since most hosts profiles are almost exactly the same anyway...(dislikes:"rude"). As far as price goes it's totally up to you but i'd keep it at a maximum of $2.00/min but for more members to visit you, i'd say $1.30-$1.50 for open session and with that you can put 121 at $1.90-$2.00
RE: Question to members
never ask a member what price is better for him...of course they will tell you,the lower the better...why not free video chat session even? just put your own price and see how it works...just don't seelyourself cheap if u know you're worth it (great looks, HD cam, sound, good english, nice show and ofc depending on what are u willing to do)
RE: about mail masturbation
It can help with those old envelopes that have lost their stickiness :P
RE: about mail masturbation
First of all, pretty much all men masturbate. That being said if done to excess there is evidence that it can decrease desire for the "real" thing which may lead to a sense of alienation and a loss of closeness for one's partner. There is evidence that easy access to porn is changing men's sexual patterns for both good and bad. For example studies suggest that rates of sexual violence decrease if men can see porn and masturbate. On the other hand solo sex is so much simpler that it may damage relationships with women. As far as frequency the range of what is "normal" is quite wide. And obviously young men masturbate much more frequently,often multiple times per day. For older men frequent ejaculation may decrease rates of prostate cancer. For some masturbation is a way to relieve boredom, for others it is an obsessive. Now, the next question is, how often do women masturbate?
RE: about mail masturbation
3 or 4 times a day , love to be 18 again and have that much energy .
RE: about mail masturbation
3 or 4 times a year. Just once in my life I'd like to have enough energy to manage that.
RE: about nail masturbation
Yes I too use a rusty nail for mastrubation, for some it is shocking for others it is exhilerating.
CC event
The CC event has arrived. Lets set The Torchs on Fire people.
Time to visit my girls now.
Time to visit my girls now.
RTSlave?
any one know where rtslave went? she gone for 3 months now. I know her real name, but not want to post it
Funny (real) Headlines
A friend shared these with me the other day, and I laughed quite a bit, so I hope you guys enjoy them as well. Here's the whole thing, complete with the little comments afterwards from the op.
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
*******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
BPerfectXxs
Hello @ all!
Did someone see her last time with some other nickname or did someone know where she is?
pls help me to find her back!
best regards nerg
Did someone see her last time with some other nickname or did someone know where she is?
pls help me to find her back!
best regards nerg
joke
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.
Please come in and have a seat.
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor?
No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.
But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My, that's a lot!’ gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time.
I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.
'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - considering their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so.
I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.
People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied.
'And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began to nibble on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward.
'You mean they actually chewed on your, uh... equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes...
Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?'
'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith fainted.
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.
Please come in and have a seat.
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor?
No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.
But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My, that's a lot!’ gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time.
I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.
'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - considering their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so.
I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.
People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied.
'And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began to nibble on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward.
'You mean they actually chewed on your, uh... equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes...
Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?'
'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith fainted.
joke
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here"
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this time?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to who?"
The boy says, "To a friend of mine for a $1,000."
The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that".
"That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now"!!
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here"
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this time?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and to who?"
The boy says, "To a friend of mine for a $1,000."
The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that".
"That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now"!!
RE: 3 days untill the event can't wait to see the winner pics
A hot Olympic fire theme.... the winner being crowned the Blue Angel of CC.
RE: why oh why?
They are looking to see if you are naked and playing.. especially if your already in video.
As mush as guys say they are checking to see if you look like your pictures or what your wearing Blah Blah..they have the "gun loaded" and are looking for the finish..
As mush as guys say they are checking to see if you look like your pictures or what your wearing Blah Blah..they have the "gun loaded" and are looking for the finish..
RE: why oh why?
Not at all. If my gun was loaded as much as you suggest I would just go and look at porn to shoot the bullet rather than pay a host for 2 -3 minutes.
RE: why oh why?
what's the problem ? It's easy money... be happy, enjoy it !
Everytime a member enter and leave the room in 1sec, you are paid for 60x and don't have to do anything !
It's really bad to be paid for "nothing" ?:o
Everytime a member enter and leave the room in 1sec, you are paid for 60x and don't have to do anything !
It's really bad to be paid for "nothing" ?:o
RE: why oh why?
I have developed the art of the quick cum. Yes, it's true. I have mastered the technique. I just need one quick look and BAM! I've shot my load. There is nothing wrong with you. In fact, it speaks well of your beauty and charm, and how sexy you are, that you could cause me to respond so quickly. Someone with less than than what you have, could take me, ohh, maybe as much as 2 minutes. So you should be proud of yourself, that I can respond so quickly!
RE: why oh why?
If i check a model and know im not interested of her then i just pop out at once and dont care if must pay a minute or not
RE: Gross, but too funny not to share :)
I don`t know much about poetry, but i like ur poem ;-)
RE: Gross, but too funny not to share :)
I think your mom's next birthday party would be a great place to share it. Just think, what a crowd pleaser! What a conversation starter! What a great bit of humor!
RE: Gross, but too funny not to share :)
Ahh...well (good-naturedly) perhaps glasses are in order huh? I'll tell you one thing: many guys love girls in glasses; they can make you look cute and sexy as hell in many ways :)
HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
Ok here comes this guy and asks for guided masturbation. So i tell him to stroke his cock with 2 straight fingers and start asking him question to see where to go from there. He didn't have any props or toys, hated anal, doesn't like toothpaste or pepper sauce on his penis. I just couldn't think of anything apart from go slower and faster lol Any ideas?! What do you guys want to hear then?
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
Oh, I can be really bossy and have wicked imagination when it comes to abuse, humiliation, pain etc but that guy didin't want to do anything from my arsenal of ideas so I got stuck with him and thought you might know something I don't.
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
Joking btw... truth is, I've never even heard of guided masturbation
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
well, for me, its the tease and denial that excites me, being taken close to cum then told not to touch, and tied cock and balls too, but i guess everyone is a bit different, and i know it must be difficult when You Ladies have to guess what slaves want.
robbie
robbie
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
Hmm, not my thing, and not to take away from anyone; but it just seems that if that's what the member likes, they might want to look at hosts in the dungeon or fetish, because that's their area.
Unless, that's where you already are Mel, in which case I'm guessing this must not come up too often. Ah well, just tell the next one that comes along if they give you any trouble, that you're secretly a witch, and if he and his cock don't do exactly what you want, then in three days time Mr. Wiggley will just Fall off. :)
Unless, that's where you already are Mel, in which case I'm guessing this must not come up too often. Ah well, just tell the next one that comes along if they give you any trouble, that you're secretly a witch, and if he and his cock don't do exactly what you want, then in three days time Mr. Wiggley will just Fall off. :)
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
Hahahaa I LOVE that line! I'd use it in future. A few people already think I'm bonkers and that would totally confirm it :))
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
Try this for guided masturbation:
Imagine you are alone in your room, you pick up the latest issue of Porn Mag, and turn to the centerfold section.
Slowly follow the lines of her body with your fingers. Imagine you are actually touching her skin. <pause> As you brush lightly her nipples, feel them grow hard to your touch. Hear her breathing becoming shallower, more rapid as she grows excited with your touch. <pause> Continue touching her in your thoughts as you reach down and feel the growing bulge in your pants. Lightly begin to stroke yourself. Imagine it is her hand that is caressing your member. Slowly unzip your pants and place your hand inside your underwear. Feel the soft fleshiness of your cock. Wrap your fingers around it and feel it's hardness as you begin to stroke it up and down, slowly. See your pinup model in your mind, imagining her there beside you. Breathe deep the scent of her perfume. Feel her hands on your cock lovingly caressing it, squeezing it. Now see her move her lips close to your chest. Feel her hair brush against your skin like a feather. Feel the goosebumps rise up on your skin as sensations of pleasure course through your body. . . .
Okay, that's enough, the rest is up to you. :D
Imagine you are alone in your room, you pick up the latest issue of Porn Mag, and turn to the centerfold section.
Slowly follow the lines of her body with your fingers. Imagine you are actually touching her skin. <pause> As you brush lightly her nipples, feel them grow hard to your touch. Hear her breathing becoming shallower, more rapid as she grows excited with your touch. <pause> Continue touching her in your thoughts as you reach down and feel the growing bulge in your pants. Lightly begin to stroke yourself. Imagine it is her hand that is caressing your member. Slowly unzip your pants and place your hand inside your underwear. Feel the soft fleshiness of your cock. Wrap your fingers around it and feel it's hardness as you begin to stroke it up and down, slowly. See your pinup model in your mind, imagining her there beside you. Breathe deep the scent of her perfume. Feel her hands on your cock lovingly caressing it, squeezing it. Now see her move her lips close to your chest. Feel her hair brush against your skin like a feather. Feel the goosebumps rise up on your skin as sensations of pleasure course through your body. . . .
Okay, that's enough, the rest is up to you. :D
RE: HELP pls! About guided masturbation!
That's good if the person is not already wanking lol. Thank you!
RE: Bi's
... and I think this is the wrongest thing ever! In my 20s I had a very good friend who started taking hormones, dressed in female clothing and jewellery, and was mostly gay. He'd occasionally sleep with girls too lol. He was never totally sure what he wants in life, be a woman or a man, one moment happy, next he cries, and such a drama queen. Being a tv certainly comes with a lot of psychological issues on top of messing out your body :( Have you seen one of this years BB contestants with the scars all over his chest, result of getting rid of the tits, changing from woman to man ewwww
RE: Bi's
A transvestite is just a man who enjoys dressing like a woman and has no intention of changing genders. So a Bi-Sexual woman with a Transvestite who be a heterosexual relationship. If he was a transsexual and changed genders and became a woman, then yes I'm sure a bisexual woman might like them.
RE: Bi's
I have to agree with you, "How rude." It was good of "Ugh" to inform people and set the record straight so to speak, but no call to put down others, just because they had an opinon, and stated it, but were not experts on the subject.
RE: Bi's
and I still know nothing about "trans" issues as your reply was a) so long and b) written in such an aggressive tone that i really care even less now than before about such issues and problems.
RE: Bi's
You're right. I'm wrong.. Sorry. Not a good subject to be flippant about. You helped me understand it a little better. Thanks
RE: Just a few things to Members and Hosts.
Agree.....
I have tryed a few other sites, but left them. I have been a member here for over 11 years (give or take)
I have tryed a few other sites, but left them. I have been a member here for over 11 years (give or take)
RE: Just a few things to Members and Hosts.
No I am your friend because you are the shyest girl I have ever known Gem :P
RE: Just a few things to Members and Hosts.
Whoever block members that mean She has no truly heart! That her LOSS not you! :)
RE: Just a few things to Members and Hosts.
Technically I do. Maybe not you specifically, but the hosts I visit in paid videochat.
RE: Just a few things to Members and Hosts.
"And possibly, I was talking about more people than just you"
I did say hosts so snap on your comment above :)
I did say hosts so snap on your comment above :)
RE: Just a few things to Members and Hosts.
Thanks for that. Not everyone is interested of course, and some of us can't seem to handle the possibility that friendship can be found here.
But I have met several charming, beautiful, intelligent women here who I am most pleased to be able to call friends. And some of you believe me lol.
But I have met several charming, beautiful, intelligent women here who I am most pleased to be able to call friends. And some of you believe me lol.
"blacklists" of the Internet in Russia
The State Duma adopted a law on the so-called "black lists" of the Internet
Now they are making such amendments.
what will happen next?
Do you think it will affect our work?
Now they are making such amendments.
what will happen next?
Do you think it will affect our work?
RE: "I wanna do bad things with you..."
I totally agree with Walking Dead!!! That show is amazing!!!