General Forum
RE: Happy Thanksgiving Day!
a little bit of fun: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
(answer) If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
a little bit of sex: One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!
(answer) If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
a little bit of sex: One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!
RE: Men what do expect from vid?
on today like today, a little stuffing's , cream cheese and banana pudding for desert. Really it was a good question, my answer would to see the best sex show on the planet.
RE: Men what do expect from vid?
"First she gave me her mind
Then she gave me her body"
Song of ???? to give you ideas
Then she gave me her body"
Song of ???? to give you ideas
RE: Men what do expect from vid?
Make Friends; a friend who wants a badass as a friend
Long Term or Marriage: forget the marriage, but could have a long term affair if she a badass
Glamour Girls: hmm just wish they could be more of a badass
Girls A little shy: just tell me what you want and I will show
Girls Not so shy: Hot Asses
Girls Instant Action: Hot Ass and tight body
Dungeon: lots of candles and a bloody show with more hot asses
Fetish: a 6 foot whip and a spinning wheel
Long Term or Marriage: forget the marriage, but could have a long term affair if she a badass
Glamour Girls: hmm just wish they could be more of a badass
Girls A little shy: just tell me what you want and I will show
Girls Not so shy: Hot Asses
Girls Instant Action: Hot Ass and tight body
Dungeon: lots of candles and a bloody show with more hot asses
Fetish: a 6 foot whip and a spinning wheel
RE: Men what do expect from vid?
Seeing your a bikini model, that has to be obvious... I would want to see your body :)
RE: Happy thanksgiving
A Happy Thanksgiving to you too cheekybratt and to everyone in the United States.
I hope that everyone finds something to be thankful for.
Even though we had our Thanksgiving last month, I still find things to be thankful for, such as those on here that I have had the pleasure of talking to, those I have had the pleasure of sharing time with.
Thank you to all of you for your kindness, your patience, and your understanding when it has not been a good day, to those who understand that we hosts are human and make mistakes, for your laughter and fun to make it a good day.
I am also very thankful for family and friends, as well as for having a warm, dry safe place to live.
There is much to be thankful for including having this site to bring all of us from different parts of the world together in one way or another.
Happy Thanksgiving from Canada. huggggggg
I hope that everyone finds something to be thankful for.
Even though we had our Thanksgiving last month, I still find things to be thankful for, such as those on here that I have had the pleasure of talking to, those I have had the pleasure of sharing time with.
Thank you to all of you for your kindness, your patience, and your understanding when it has not been a good day, to those who understand that we hosts are human and make mistakes, for your laughter and fun to make it a good day.
I am also very thankful for family and friends, as well as for having a warm, dry safe place to live.
There is much to be thankful for including having this site to bring all of us from different parts of the world together in one way or another.
Happy Thanksgiving from Canada. huggggggg
RE: Happy thanksgiving
Thanks for the thanksgivings wishes. Im thankfull for my family and friends. Im thankfull for CC-hosts, that gives me fun and PLEASURE! And im thankfull for the word " o´clock", so now I know that time is Irish :-D
RE: an ideea to have a good time...
I clicked the link under your name and Boom! there you were.
Damn you're right. That WAS fun!
I'm gonna go try typing your name into the Search Chathost feature now. BRB!
Damn you're right. That WAS fun!
I'm gonna go try typing your name into the Search Chathost feature now. BRB!
RE: an ideea to have a good time...
I do like to turn on the theme from mission impossible while doing all this.
RE: an ideea to have a good time...
wow. really? it was fun just searching? next time, maybe come in and say hello ;) p.s.: since you take the stuff i say literally, i shuld add that saying hello means talking. :P
For sure ...
Im a shoes and nylon fetisist, I think soon I must buy a deposit space or start donate them. The problem is that I dont have the heart to cast away the ones that I cant use anymore lol
Maybe Im a sick perv :P
Maybe Im a sick perv :P
RE: For sure ...
A tourist destination for sure! ... "Take me to the chathost museum... I wanna see the bust of Anda"
RE: Xmas holidays
This year I think I'll stay with family, even If I'd love to go surfing somewhere... but I'll have to wait :D
RE: Xmas holidays
I will be spending it with family, they spoil me with presents so I always look forward to it every year. I was already invited to party so I will squeeze that into my schedule and than another party on the 28th for the UFC Silva vs Wiedman 2. Cant wait to let loose and go a little crazy this year.
RE: Xmas holidays
I will spend some time with the homeless, this year I feel like helping out in some way.
RE: Goodbye
Imshy, if thats the case, good on yer..more power to you. After 5 years of piaggio, i will be hanging up my boots too
RE: Goodbye
Im gonna miss you Wayne!
Be well soon, will be nice having you back with your good and bad parts. Kisses.
Be well soon, will be nice having you back with your good and bad parts. Kisses.
RE: the funniest happening in the prvt)
the funniest thing i saw was...i was clicked on video and the girl was making out with her bf...he jumped up real quick and got out of camera range....i said...'sorry didnt mean to stop you and your bf"...without a beat she says 'im single i dont have a bf'..haha
RE: the funniest happening in the prvt)
Maybe just a casual pick-up while waiting for your Force, obirog ;)
RE: the funniest happening in the prvt)
I think the funniest happend with my friend who played with herself on her bed, and a big fly sit on camera so the man saw all details of that spy during few minutes:) He stopped with playing and just Laught:) And she noticed it not at once, caz was too busy and too far from cam:)
RE: the funniest happening in the prvt)
lol. nasty! one night, my window was open and i big black butterfly just sat on my sholderws, crawling towards my back...i felt it right away ad made a scared face, but the member had zero sense of humour and left :))
RE: Congrats to everyone who won in this contest!
well, if cc had a day 5 I think I would had won, was just getting use to the game on day 4, but anyway congrats all winners.
RE: Congrats to everyone who won in this contest!
thank you, Im happy Also!!! Congrates to all
Full Beaver Moon Party
What a game and thank you CC, it was my first and looking forward to many more. I did make a couple of new friends that enjoy music here.
Good Luck Host and Members
Hey, hey, hey, I not there yet with the big question, but you people who are thinking about traveling, you need to see Romania. We know there are a lot of beautiful women here at cc (also from other countries as well) but in person I will say beautifulllllllllllllllll,. Anyway stopping by to say hello and good luck to all during the last day of the contest. Stay cool, keep on smiling and love your neighbors.
Top 3 ugly fashion
To stir up things, my top 3 of ugly fashion:
On 3: Leggings with a short skirt/dress: bbwweeuuukk
On 2: Tight jeans with high-heeled knee high boots: vulgar
On 1: Thight 3/4 pants with high-heeled shoes: whorish
Extra: totally not done: naked girl with high-heel shoes in bed: could torn the sheets!! Greetz, Fil
On 3: Leggings with a short skirt/dress: bbwweeuuukk
On 2: Tight jeans with high-heeled knee high boots: vulgar
On 1: Thight 3/4 pants with high-heeled shoes: whorish
Extra: totally not done: naked girl with high-heel shoes in bed: could torn the sheets!! Greetz, Fil
RE: Top 3 ugly fashion
Got me thinking about fashion, weather here today 13c and back home is -9c and thinking what they are wearing compared to here. You gotta love the clothes they wear.
RE: Top 3 ugly fashion
baggy pants with the crack of the ass showing, sleeveless tee shirts, and cut off blue jeans while wearing white socks
RE: Top 3 ugly fashion
I agree with you dj,, ever time I see baggy pants and crack of the ass, I want to slip a piece of toilet paper hanging out of the back of the pants or give them a rope so they can wrap around to hold up pants.
RE: Top 3 beautiful fashion
My Top 3 Beautiful Women Fashion"
1. For Business at Work; the power suit, when a woman is dressed in a nice suit it generates a powerful stunning look for her and definitely generates a powerful presence of her and commands respect.
2. On a Date; a little low cut black dress, has many wonderful features also she could wear at the mall, at a formal event and even to church.
3. At Home; a man's flannel shirt and a short pair of shorts were the shirt covers over them. "Sexy" and I need not to say anything else more about this one.
1. For Business at Work; the power suit, when a woman is dressed in a nice suit it generates a powerful stunning look for her and definitely generates a powerful presence of her and commands respect.
2. On a Date; a little low cut black dress, has many wonderful features also she could wear at the mall, at a formal event and even to church.
3. At Home; a man's flannel shirt and a short pair of shorts were the shirt covers over them. "Sexy" and I need not to say anything else more about this one.
RE: Top 3 ugly fashion
Thanks for the replies, girls and boys, at least ti moved string, hehe. As for the top of best fashion it's harder to tell: depends of the mood, the circumstances, all is beautiful as long they don't wear the things mentionned in my top of ugly fashion P-)
RE: So...
No joke at all. Best city I've been to so far (The list includes Edinburgh, London, Berlin, Copenhagen, Oxford)
RE: So...
Great City, been to the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, Pier 39, Treasure Island, Palace of Fine, and Baker Beach, will say if there is another city I would like to live in, would be San Francisco, but I still think New York is number 1 right now.
RE: So...
Very interesting city (San Fran) indeed, but my vote would be Moscow, Russia, very and rich in culture and history, besides the drinks there are the best I had.
RE: So...
New York is also interesting, but I'm too laid back to want to live there. San Fran suits me just fine :)
RE: some questions and requests from text chat
hahahha love this
"Boobs?"
- yes I have boobs.
"Show me your vagina!"
-Doctor?
"You are still in the same position, move!"
"Wanna play NAKED first on SKYPE and then I'll pay you $500 via playpal? Answer lady! yes or no?"
-haha ok, I guess you already know the answer, but I have a question for you: Did any girl fall for it already?
"no, but I'll keep on trying"
and my favorite is :
"Show me your vulva!"
haha
"Boobs?"
- yes I have boobs.
"Show me your vagina!"
-Doctor?
"You are still in the same position, move!"
"Wanna play NAKED first on SKYPE and then I'll pay you $500 via playpal? Answer lady! yes or no?"
-haha ok, I guess you already know the answer, but I have a question for you: Did any girl fall for it already?
"no, but I'll keep on trying"
and my favorite is :
"Show me your vulva!"
haha
RE: some questions and requests from text chat
My favourite one is:
- Do you wear sexy panties?
What can I answer? How can I guess what kind of panties is sexy for everybody. Some men like red lace and some men like white cotton. Is it really difficult to ask openly what you want and I 'll answer yes or no then to ask ambiguous questions. I do not know :):)
- Do you wear sexy panties?
What can I answer? How can I guess what kind of panties is sexy for everybody. Some men like red lace and some men like white cotton. Is it really difficult to ask openly what you want and I 'll answer yes or no then to ask ambiguous questions. I do not know :):)
RE: some questions and requests from text chat
some of them think we wear full back panties, but not the sexy kind, just regular granny panties.
RE: some questions and requests from text chat
well, do you have it? I can't believe you have kept him guessing and waiting for 5 years....
I Like this game!!!
Wow... i've just won 50$... what a surprise! I have never won money during contests))) Good luck everyone! Dont give up:)))) I's a good game time!! XOXO
RE: I Like this game!!!
hehe))) thank u so much:P i will cross my fingers for ur luck too))))))))) we have 2 days more)))) it's not time to give up:D
More about beavers ....
They love water (thats why I bought 5L of water to have in any case as bait);
They love nights (like me - thats why I turned off all lights);
They have powerful teeth - so careful with their fronts;
They love cherry trees to chew - couldnt find one but I have some olives;
They cant see very good but careful they hear very good ;)
They are usually related with Canada as emblem on Canadian Forces which confuses me a bit.
Im tempted go after canadians, maybe he can catch one for me :P
They love nights (like me - thats why I turned off all lights);
They have powerful teeth - so careful with their fronts;
They love cherry trees to chew - couldnt find one but I have some olives;
They cant see very good but careful they hear very good ;)
They are usually related with Canada as emblem on Canadian Forces which confuses me a bit.
Im tempted go after canadians, maybe he can catch one for me :P