General Forum
RE: Fond farewell to the great TNT
This is very nice of you, Crystal. I've had some interesting and enlightening conversation with TNT over time, and he will be missed... All the best in your future endeavors, TNT (on by the way, The Hidden Blade was a great flick, thanks for the recommendation).
RE: Fond farewell to the great TNT
He'll be back.. they always are. Maybe under a different name. But... he'll be back
RE: Fond farewell to the great TNT
What's wrong with "they"? "He" = TheNakedTruth aka TNT; "They" = those who leave CC "never to return" but are always coming back
Hey what's up?
I know it's not my business, but maybe some will answer this question, because I been so curious to know why someone wants to call me old and when I look at a host profile and she tells her age and I know she is not telling the truth just by looking at her photos; so why can't I say I am 23 or maybe 25. Oh my question was hey what's up with a host not putting down her real age on their profile, just curious.
RE: Hey what's up?
hm, 2 more questions to that answer; then why they put their age on their profile and in our country it is polite to ask a woman age, makes her feel proud of her life, so what countries say it isn't so polite to ask
RE: Hey what's up?
The topic of age often comes up in CC. Both hosts and members often may lie about it. And of course many hosts lie about their age because they believe most men prefer young 18 - 21 year old women. But really,....who cares?
All of us, (except for those choosing to be abused) probably
only give out the information on this site that you are content with letting some fantasy partner see. Is lying about age really any different than wearing makeup or only having a profile picture that shows your best features?
As always lying on the interet is everywhere. But really, I suggest finding a host you can talk with and enjoy...and quit worrying about if they are 18 or 58.
All of us, (except for those choosing to be abused) probably
only give out the information on this site that you are content with letting some fantasy partner see. Is lying about age really any different than wearing makeup or only having a profile picture that shows your best features?
As always lying on the interet is everywhere. But really, I suggest finding a host you can talk with and enjoy...and quit worrying about if they are 18 or 58.
RE: Hey what's up?
and yet so many girls have gotten away with changing their ages...it can be done carol and is
RE: Hey what's up?
all ages in profile are real, coz u send to cc passport scan. while u create account u cant change.some women at 25 look like 40 thats why:))
RE: Hey what's up?
thanks, I still a little new around here and I didn't know CC made this impossible to lie about a host age, that answer my question I guess some host look older then age and some look younger the age.
RE: Hey what's up?
Privacy, when you make a connection and anyone is comfortable with you then they will tell you the things your curious about. Also some profiles have not been updated with current photo's so there my seem like some deception there. If you feel like someone is lying to or does not seem to command your attention while you are there than just leave, give your attention to one who appreciates your time.
RE: Hey what's up?
it is possible to lie, or at least it was, when u edit profile u had the option to enter ur date of birtch, nothing stops you putting in a different year, i know this coz a friend of mine did it
RE: Hey what's up?
I used to be 100 yo in my profile, but some lame ass complained and cc wrote me a message asking to change it to the real one, sigh :(
Good night, sleep tight, CC angels...
...meanwhile, I will be under you bed, trying on your missing socks.
RE: Good night, sleep tight, CC angels...
hey while you are under there see if you can find me some used rubber boots, size 7
RE: Good night, sleep tight, CC angels...
I'd say the chances of that are pretty good, since most of the girls here have small feet also :D
RE: Good night, sleep tight, CC angels...
actually I wasn't talking about feet boots, but if you do find some of those rubber boots look for a size 10 and half
RE: Good night, sleep tight, CC angels...
Hello, MOJOnotReady..I have some vintage looking Palladium shoes, size 11, for free for you..........I am 46 years old and I might try to offer you other used things for free, if you dare to come.LOL
TooExclusive
dose any one know were she has went to? I had so many good times with her just was wanting to know if she is still on cc or some were?
thank you
thank you
the goldfish
Haley was in the garden digging a hole....her neighbor came outside and asked "what are you doing there Haley?"
Haley replied " i'm going to bury my goldfish"
the neighbors said "oh i'm sorry love, but hey, why are you digging such a big hole???"
Haley looks at him and says "because it's in your fucking cat!!"
Haley replied " i'm going to bury my goldfish"
the neighbors said "oh i'm sorry love, but hey, why are you digging such a big hole???"
Haley looks at him and says "because it's in your fucking cat!!"
RE: the goldfish
good joke one Wayne, I think that happen years ago in my life when my older sister cat ate younger sister goldfish and I had to dig the hole--anyway I'm pack and ready to see what happens-stay cool-keep on smiling and love your neighbors--I'm outta here for awhile..."Peace"
RE: ask for members)what do the most craziest thing performing for you a model here?
I knew I see u here :P
RE: ask for members)what do the most craziest thing performing for you a model here?
How long have you?
Ok....list that comes to mind in particular order...
smoking
boobs - small/perky/big
Ass shape
Flat belly
big belly
Body piercing
tattoos
leather, rubber, latex clothes
BDSM
Feet (and toenails)
Hands (and nails)
lipstick
braids, ponytails or pigtails
Personal Water (GS)
Voyeurism
Sacofricosis (probably practiced my most viewers if accessing cc at work)
Dendrophilia (little hard to do within a Camcontacts studio maybe)
Who got a full house?
Ok....list that comes to mind in particular order...
smoking
boobs - small/perky/big
Ass shape
Flat belly
big belly
Body piercing
tattoos
leather, rubber, latex clothes
BDSM
Feet (and toenails)
Hands (and nails)
lipstick
braids, ponytails or pigtails
Personal Water (GS)
Voyeurism
Sacofricosis (probably practiced my most viewers if accessing cc at work)
Dendrophilia (little hard to do within a Camcontacts studio maybe)
Who got a full house?
RE: ask for members)what do the most craziest thing performing for you a model here?
Well it wasn't here at CC, but a long time ago before there were home cam sites. One of my favorites girls online(and good friend away from the site too) got drunk one night in the studio and decided to do a head stand on the back of the sofa there, which she had done before but when sober. Well it just happened the sofa was not pushed back to the wall and just as the went vertical, feet up, head down she disappeared behind the sofa. Luckily a few seconds later she popped back up uninjured and everyone had a great laugh.
A few years later she tried the same thing against her bedroom wall, a little too far away and her feet hit the wall so hard she knocked the photos off the next door neighbors wall lol. Had to pause the video for a few minutes while he came to the door to complain :)
Wow that was almost 15 years ago and still some of the best times I remember.
A few years later she tried the same thing against her bedroom wall, a little too far away and her feet hit the wall so hard she knocked the photos off the next door neighbors wall lol. Had to pause the video for a few minutes while he came to the door to complain :)
Wow that was almost 15 years ago and still some of the best times I remember.
will I become addicted
How we become so lonely and shy that we have to go to a web site for just chatting and not video any beautiful host here which are so many or we just want to be left alone and live the rest of our lives on a computer, just think about and say what's on your mind. Myself I still sort of new here and hope I'm not here long as some are here, but if I am I will still chat away, but not sure I be able to afford to video you much, I am sorry for that, but as they say Life Sucks.
RE: will I become addicted
Your first question, well if your old like I am, the answer is yes. The next question I think you were asking is no, I don't wont to be left alone, that's why I come to chat sites like this. To follow up on my mind, if you stay longer then 5 years just change your screen name to a new one over and over and no one will ever know you, anyway there could be worse addictions than hanging out on chat sites (hmm, I have to think on that one some more) and from above if you change your screen name and the host and member you don't want them to figure you out, you have some options, put them on ignore, or don't go in the host room, or just don't answer them and let them think you are busy and you didn't see what they wrote and oh yeah in the ccMail option just click it in the off mode that you don't want to accept ccMail.. CC has over a 1000 host here and my goal is to visit as much of them as I can before I leave without getting into any jealously and arguing between members and host. Have fun and let the party begin.
RE: will I become addicted
Thanks for the kind words sweetesbeauty, but this will be my last week here before I get to addicted here, again thanks and I wish you all the best here at cc
thalia
I was looking for her im not shure what would of happened to her I was really enjoying our times together. dose anyone know what happened to her? she also went by TooExclusive and a long time ago by LoveCaty. Any kind of information would be great.
RE: Happy Bday!
A very Happy Birthday to you Roger, may you have a wonderful day filled with much warmth, laughter and love from those who care about you. huggggggggggggggg
RE: question for members!) what outfit on a body of girls do you like most?
I always liked a women's body in see through lingerie and stockings, but when I am looking for a women I always go for the eyes and smile first.
RE: question for members!) what outfit on a body of girls do you like most?
Clothes don't make the host, it's how the host presents the clothes or lack of clothes worn. It comes down to lighting, cam quality and cam angles. AndreaCherry has mastered all of this.
RE: question for members!) what outfit on a body of girls do you like most?
I like photos of a host in the real world, outside of the studio
RE: question for members!) what outfit on a body of girls do you like most?
Because men have access to millions of free images and videos online we are numb to nakedness. So we look at the other qualities women have that excite us, like facial features, hair, voice, clothing and the atmosphere they create. I would add scent to that quality but we can't smell you=)
RE: question for members!) what outfit on a body of girls do you like most?
First of all is the girl making difference, not clothes.
I love girls being able to seduce and tease even if they don't show skin at all.
And then, I prefer to discover her during the session than coming in pvt and see her yet naked.
I love girls being able to seduce and tease even if they don't show skin at all.
And then, I prefer to discover her during the session than coming in pvt and see her yet naked.
RE: question for members!) what outfit on a body of girls do you like most?
Video session or not, the most exciting thing for me that a woman can wear is a simple sundress. And if it is only a sundress and nothing under, now that is almost too much,,,,, almost ;)
RE: question for members!what is your fav category?
depends what im in the mood for , sometimes its glamour , other times its not so shy .
RE: question for members!what is your fav category?
I mostly look at Instant action, then fetish and not so shy. I look for hosts how do action/roleplays :-)
America is now
jumpy, nervy, overstrung, restive, uptight, edgy, highly strung, jittery..
RE: America is now
Actually a bill was passed that guarantees all furloughed federal workers will get back pay for all days missed to this most recent round of retarded political theater. Essentially all those poor, miserable government workers are getting a paid vacation at the expense of taxpayers... the parasites.
RE: America is now
It's ridiculous to call furloughed government workers parasites. They didn't create this problem, and they're not getting a paycheck now. The real parasites are the grandstanding politicians who manufactured a crisis so they could puff themselves up even more.
RE: America is now
When you work for the government you aren't contributing to a productive economy; rather, you're a member of a social class that is wholly supported by the inventiveness, entrepenuership, and hard work of others. When you work for the government your salary is drawn from a pool of money that is forcibly taken from those good people who actually do do their best to contribute and play a real part in a healthy economy. I'm no anarchist - government has its role and the people who run the government should be fairly compensated, but I'm sorry, when you are specifically termed a "non-essential" government worker, how in the world are you not, by definition, a social parasite?
RE: America is now
"Non-essential" government workers engage in fundamental research that broadens our understanding of the universe. They regulate, promote, and build infrastructure that makes all that entrepreneurial production possible. They step in where the profit motive fails to contribute to the common good of society...On the other hand, corporations actively manipulate you into purchasing their arguably useless products and try to suck the wages out of working people. Your point of view may change who you think of as parasites.
Actually I believe it's just not useful to label people that way. It keeps you from thinking.
Actually I believe it's just not useful to label people that way. It keeps you from thinking.
A joke for Fetish Fans
Wife: I just caught our son looking at BDSM porn on the internet. What should we do to punish him?
Husband: Well, it looks like spanking's not an option.
Husband: Well, it looks like spanking's not an option.
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
Heheh nice...but not quite as good as...
What's green and carries a bull whip?
A: Kermit the Flog
What's green and carries a bull whip?
A: Kermit the Flog
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
Battle of the BDSM jokes eh? Well top this one..
True Masochist to a True Sadist: "Hurt me."
True Sadist to a True Masochist: "No."
True Masochist to a True Sadist: "Hurt me."
True Sadist to a True Masochist: "No."
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
10 things you don't want to hear your top say when you are naked and tied up
#1: "Um, I *think* I have another key around here somewhere..."
#2: "Oops."
#3: "Um. You didn't *really* need that, did you?"
#4: "Which end of this thing am I supposed to put in there?"
#5: "Don't worry. I'm sure there's a locksmith somewhere that's open at 2AM..."
#6: "I promised not to do any permanent damage - but you know, hair does grows back."
#7: "Oops. I *thought* that was the lube."
#8: "Uh oh. If that's the KY tube, what did I just put up your....."
#9: "Did I mention we're on camera and this is going on my interactive website?"
#10 "Safeword? Um, what's a safeword?"
#1: "Um, I *think* I have another key around here somewhere..."
#2: "Oops."
#3: "Um. You didn't *really* need that, did you?"
#4: "Which end of this thing am I supposed to put in there?"
#5: "Don't worry. I'm sure there's a locksmith somewhere that's open at 2AM..."
#6: "I promised not to do any permanent damage - but you know, hair does grows back."
#7: "Oops. I *thought* that was the lube."
#8: "Uh oh. If that's the KY tube, what did I just put up your....."
#9: "Did I mention we're on camera and this is going on my interactive website?"
#10 "Safeword? Um, what's a safeword?"
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
Determined to get the last word on this one :D
Did you hear about the mistress who had to take her slave to the hospital because she got 5 toy horses stuck up his ass?
His condition is now listed as stable.
Did you hear about the mistress who had to take her slave to the hospital because she got 5 toy horses stuck up his ass?
His condition is now listed as stable.
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
Aren't anal-play fetishists annoying? They're so up themselves.
What's the difference between a Mistress and the England football team? One makes you suffer, then gives you pleasure. The other gives you pleasure, and then makes you suffer!
What's the most appropriate name for a slave? Neil!
What's the difference between a Mistress and the England football team? One makes you suffer, then gives you pleasure. The other gives you pleasure, and then makes you suffer!
What's the most appropriate name for a slave? Neil!
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
Haha very nice, apart from the England football one, that one is just too close to the truth
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
Ah at last, a thread on football jokes.. :)
I can contribute the following:-
Torres broke David Blaine's record of doing **** all in a box for 40 days...
or
What's the difference between Torres and soup?
..Soup is a regular starter
I can contribute the following:-
Torres broke David Blaine's record of doing **** all in a box for 40 days...
or
What's the difference between Torres and soup?
..Soup is a regular starter
RE: A joke for Fetish Fans
To leap off from this sentiment, there's the old joke of a date that ends at the lady's apartment for sexual congress; she asks the man if he's interested in getting kinky, and he says yes. So she tells him to wait a moment, while she goes into the bedroom to change into a saucy ensemble of corsetry, stockings, and heels. When she emerges, she is shocked to see him putting on his coat to leave.
"Where are you going, I thought we were going to get kinky."
"Honey, I already shit on your dog and fucked your fern plant; I've had enough kink for one night."
"Where are you going, I thought we were going to get kinky."
"Honey, I already shit on your dog and fucked your fern plant; I've had enough kink for one night."
A joke for Fetish Fans
Wife: I just caught our son looking at BDSM porn on the internet. What should we do to punish him?
Husband: Well, it looks like spanking's not an option.
Husband: Well, it looks like spanking's not an option.
Russians or Ukrainians
There are many russian and ukrainians here so what do you think which country has the most beautiful ladies ?
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
I am going with imshy on this, even if it is not the topic countries. However I am sure the women over there have the same thoughts, they ask each other who has the nicer men, USA or Canada.
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
the country with the nicest man is holland, although it used to be england :D
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
well maybe apart from the onion breath and eau de cologne instead of a shower
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
Well.
Russia has a population of about 150 million
Ukraine has a population of about 45 million
So, mathematically the odds are that nobody cares about these stupid who has the most beautiful women questions.
Russia has a population of about 150 million
Ukraine has a population of about 45 million
So, mathematically the odds are that nobody cares about these stupid who has the most beautiful women questions.
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
knowing me ,you shoud have said "of course russians ":)
how modest of me * :$
how modest of me * :$
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
And what about the Ukrainians with Polish and Hungarian ancestry? Historically, Ukraine is a Country split and rebuilt over the centuries by wars with vast ethnic population, so the comment that Russians and Ukrainians are closely linked is not at all true. Try speaking Russian in the West of the country. :D Totally off topic, but, what the hell. lol
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
Oh wow thx! :) My vote is for Russia ofc, but gotta say, Ukraine has more brunettes with blue eyes, than Russia:) Which is my personal favourite :)
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
I totally agree, Casablancka and Monika are the best, not just in Russia but on CC .
I adore them both.... my goddesses and beauties
I adore them both.... my goddesses and beauties
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
I totally agree, Casablancka and Monika are the best, not just in Russia but on CC .
I adore them both.... my goddesses and beauties
I adore them both.... my goddesses and beauties
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
thanks angel:)) want to agree about russia ofc, but i know some george in romania as well,think here are 50/50 romanian and russian on cc?
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
lets not forget anitabella too , and from looking at your pics ,your right there with them dear angel.
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
i'll vote for all the beautiful ladies all around the world...but most of all not for their outside beauty it's because of their special way of knowing how to make themselves remarkable-that's the real thing;)...and yes Russian women are very beautiful-I could say they have a "cruel" beauty.romanian women are beautiful,"cruel"...ok ok too cruel sometimes-some of them:D....a kisssss for all the CCs beauties-and yes i'm a woman!!!why not?i love women:D
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
your welcome dear Anita , and i agree with you Casa and Moni are both very beautiful ladies .
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
Good grief people, what does it matter what country their from, as long as they are beautiful in the heart, caring to others and willing to put their life before others. To me that is the best even if they come from China.
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
You are right, ffy, we don't appreciate you. Not just in all forums, but also in chat
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
Oh, and what am i jealous of, if i may ask? :)
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
Ok, ok but... What does it have to do with jealousy lol?
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
moni just accept it that u jealous jealous jealous her!!!! we all do:( its time to say the truth:((
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
are you even working here? or just hanging around in the forums? and trust me,honey...there is no reason in the world all the beautiful women here who actualy use their minds can be jealous of you. do not kidd yourself
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
Seems to be lets bully another host or maybe i missed something
RE: UKRAINIANS THE BEST IN A WORLD!!!
I'm glad this topic stop, like they say in community chat room, chat killer
RE: Russians or Ukrainians
Exactly! She is only happy with me! I don't accept uglies!
Finally, someone who understands.
Finally, someone who understands.
More quickies...
what do you call the space between the ass and pussy...
A chin rest.
How can you tell if a gay man has used your bathroom...
His shit is shaped like doughnuts.
Before sex: the pussy looks like a beautiful soft velvety rose..
After sex: looks like bull dog eating mayonnaise,
A chin rest.
How can you tell if a gay man has used your bathroom...
His shit is shaped like doughnuts.
Before sex: the pussy looks like a beautiful soft velvety rose..
After sex: looks like bull dog eating mayonnaise,
A man and his wishes
A man goes in to a bar with a flamingo. He asks for a drink and pays the bartender the exact amount of change and then he leaves. He does this again and again and again for ages. Finally, the bartender asks, "how do you pull out the exact amount of change from your pocket every time?"
"Well," the man replies."I had two genie wishes, and I wished to have the exact amount of change."
"Then, what's the bird for?"
"Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!!"
"Well," the man replies."I had two genie wishes, and I wished to have the exact amount of change."
"Then, what's the bird for?"
"Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!!"
What do you call 1000 politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
RE: What do you call 1000 politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Ah the classic "What do you call" jokes....
I prefer "what do you call a man with a spade on his head (Doug) or Without a spade on his head (Douglas)"
I'll get my coat..
I prefer "what do you call a man with a spade on his head (Doug) or Without a spade on his head (Douglas)"
I'll get my coat..
RE: What do you call 1000 politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Or What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
(Bob)
(Bob)
RE: What do you call 1000 politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Jeez gets worse, but i will join in
What do you call a man with a plank on his head ?
Edward !
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head ?
Edward Wood !
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head ?
Edward Woodward !
What do you call a man with a plank on his head ?
Edward !
What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head ?
Edward Wood !
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head ?
Edward Woodward !
RE: What do you call 1000 politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
What do U call a dog with no legs?
U don`t call it anything, cause it doesn`t come U when U call for it !
U don`t call it anything, cause it doesn`t come U when U call for it !
RE: What do you call 1000 politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Where does a horny man go for help and advice?
cc
cc
could some one help
I was looking for an old friend on here she went by the name Thalia and TooExclusive also went by the name LoveCaty some years ago I was hoping some one can maybe tell me if she is still on cc some were and maybe what happened to her? Any information would be great.
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
u still dont have?? here already 2 days! paradise! can walk naked now:))
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
wow...where r u Casa??/ Cause near Yaro it freaking cold bbbbrrrrr
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
im frm yaro and here heater since 26 !
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
you cant turn on your own heater?
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
haha i can ....i meant weather not heater :P
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
mostly no they can't it's either district heating or apartment block heating, even in uk at the first block of flats i lived in the heating was communal and had to wait until it was turned on, the only control i had was to turn radiators on or off but not control when the boiler was turned on
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
do u mean my pussy?i can turn on and off, easy
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
no i wasnt talking about that .
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
impossible here,october till march we have water batteries on. in march they turn it off.so it is very hot in the house now,but in april and september when it is very cold,i use oil electric batteries.many peoples have gas heaters,instead, its depends of the house,and how its was build.they control it all the year,same as water temperature in bathroom
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
im about 60 km from u and here only +8- + 10 C (((((((hope we get warm soon lol
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
yeah it always gets warmer in russia in the winter months
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
i am here but still no heat( my area they turn it on for schools and childgarden only.
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
damn girl your so hot i dont think you need heat
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
yep! there is heating in the Urals as well...and no need to dress up at home...damn, Casa, you said my thought :)
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
I wish I could be there... Today it was 28C here in Italy... I miss snow :D
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
we miss snow also, but here mud and rain:P
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
We were shivering with a meager 19C here in the UK ;)
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
Well, I didn't know about mud and rain... I tought it was just colder... :D
But, you know, I live alone, I can host you whenever you want :P
But, you know, I live alone, I can host you whenever you want :P
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
Only if u cook! :)
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
lol
didn't you notice my nick.. do you think it's a problem? :D
didn't you notice my nick.. do you think it's a problem? :D
RE: Only in Russia you can feel cold at September... at home!!!!!
Well there are exceptions from every rule! Maybe ure the only italian who doesnt cook! :D And u know very well, that ive noticed a lot of things, not just ur nick hahaha :)
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
Me, it was a terrible experience, sand got everywhere. Sand and genitals dont mix (unless for some bdsm type experiment)
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
Not as romantic as TV or movies make it look. We both hated bugs and always felt like they were crawling on us or we were always looking out for people watching us. Not a good experience.
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
i had 8 sex on the beach one night , terrible hangover .
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
sand has a way of getting everywhere and acts like sand paper. It itches and stings in the most uncomfortable places for a long time after
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
i had ,was good,but its was at night,near the fire,on the blancket,but was beach still:P
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
Next time you're on the beach soaking up the sun, and you look at the water, so cool and refreshing.. think about how much cum from how many beach fuckers is out there just sloshing around the oceans and seas, millions of little gobs and splatters, tiny white jellyfish, just waiting for you to jump in, sticking and clinging to every piece of exposed skin on your body.
The Bukkake Sea, baby...
The Bukkake Sea, baby...
RE: who had sex on a beach at least 1 time?)))
Ah this thread reminds me of a bar i was in once
I was waiting at the counter in a cocktail bar, "Sex on the Beach?" Asked the Waiter
"No thanks" I replied. "I just had a wank on the train."
I was waiting at the counter in a cocktail bar, "Sex on the Beach?" Asked the Waiter
"No thanks" I replied. "I just had a wank on the train."
Sex in the dark..
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
The light..
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she
Would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
The middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
Lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
Leisure device...... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to
Me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy.. . You explain the kids.'