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The patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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RE: who can make me happy right now?) Pls!))
What is your definition of a Real Man, now I want to meet a Real Women, U convinced me. lol
RE: who can make me happy right now?) Pls!))
thats all my best qualities in the "off" pile then....
RE: who can make me happy right now?) Pls!))
she didnt mention fat belly, bald head and a tiny penis, so i live in hope
My last post
hmmm-and I don't have anything really to say-except good luck all, stay cool, keep on smiling and love your neighbors
The little paper bag
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag.
'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
Come back and see me in a couple of days.'
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.
'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.
'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag.
'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.
'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?'
'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!'
'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor
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'Your mother must have been a carrier'
'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag.
'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
Come back and see me in a couple of days.'
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.
'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.
'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag.
'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.
'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?'
'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!'
'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor
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This is good - wait for it .... .... .... ....... ....
'Your mother must have been a carrier'
RE: ***HELLO EVERYONE!***
Hello kate from Ukraine my name is sean and I'm old here.
I'm here for fun too. I do like gin and would like my desires to be fulfill and I do like your photos.
I'm here for fun too. I do like gin and would like my desires to be fulfill and I do like your photos.
RE: ***HELLO EVERYONE!***
No worries, all will visit you in time, keep smiling and stay happy it is a tough job. You have all the sites support and all us men who appreciate what you do. Focus on this support and not the negative people who try to influence our decisions.
Happy Birthday FunkyxDoll
Anya may i be the first to wish u a wonderful birthday. Have a wonderful day. I hope u get everything u wish and dream for. Have a great day. Big kiss from me you old girl :D
RE: Happy Birthday FunkyxDoll
Happy birthday Funky.............everyone just stay frosty and keep it clean
One last kiss to u Funky (K)
One last kiss to u Funky (K)
RE: Happy Birthday FunkyxDoll
thank u Unigue ))i had a great day with family, cannot wait for weekend ......... some more happens ))))
RE: my own opinion
Great post. I have never talked down on a model, so I believe it all has to do with the pay 2 play part of the cam biz. Already peoples perception of Cam models is to group them with the porn industry even though it is a entity of its own. Because of religion the majority of the world already has a preconceived notion of you, so that majority is here too. It is a dick swinging contest when men group up on forums and follow the lead, only caring about your feelings in private or exclusive. As the group's preprogramed mind thinks they paid for sexual interaction so it must be prostitution, that is where your rude boys minds are when the group mentality takes over. PS. I sure notice when my girl dresses up and always let her no how special she is.
RE: my own opinion
there are nice guys here, as well as rude ones...but you have to be strong not to let the bad things get to you and to enjoy the good stuff...afterall this is a way to have fun, as well as a way to make money. good luck and have fun! :*
RE: my own opinion
as MarkRosa4ever said below,, I too believe most guys here are nice. But then again, I'm not on the host end of things. However, I do know that even though there might have been 10 people telling me how good a job i'm doing, but 1 person criticizing me can be all I think of. Might be 10 nice people here, but 1 nasty rude person can make everything seem bad. We tend to focus on the negative rather than the positive. I might have
RE: my own opinion
Perfect example, thank you Incredistud. It is like when you look in the mirror and you no you look good but see a picture of yourself and only focus on the faults. Everyone loves the picture but 1, maybe 1 a day but the rest of the world loves it. We pay more attention to what people think of us than what we think of ourselves. Like my Grandpa used to say, you cant please everyone so the ones you cant...Fuck Em.
RE: my own opinion
A wise man once said something like "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit". I don't know who it was, but it sounds about right to me.
You have a real nose for humour....along with MonikaBabe.
You have a real nose for humour....along with MonikaBabe.
RE: my own opinion
Another wise man said:"Sarcasm is body's natural defense against stupid":) That sounds more accurate to me
RE: my own opinion
I agree! MonikaBabe and MissWaltrude are the only ones making me laugh in this whole post. God bless them and god bless the USSR
RE: my own opinion
You are the Narcissus star. Seen in the night sky, admiring its own reflection on the moon.
RE: my own opinion
If you ever decide to offer personal spiritual guidance, do let Me know. I'm looking for an enlightened Guru to show Me the right path. Please teach Me, oh great one!
RE: my own opinion
It's really odd when women talk about all men as being polygamous, and always looking for another woman. What they mean is that all men that *they are attracted to* are this way.
Basically, most men don't have the option of sleeping around, it's just a handful of men who can easily pick up many women. But strangely many women try to attract these same men and then wonder why they cannot get them to commit. Well the reason is, he has many options and you're just one of them.
It's human nature. Women are wired to pick out the men who are most good looking, most powerful, most dominant. Essentially the men with the personality traits that would have made them the leaders of the tribe pre-civilisation. Hence why, when you go back a few thousand years, a minority of men had many wives and the majority of men didn't actually get to reproduce.
Life isn't fair, all the princesses want the Prince Charming, but only one of them is going to get him. To these women I say, open your eyes to the other men around and stop acting like a cavewoman. And do this before you are 35 and you're in a biological clock panic, because then you'll have more time to choose....
Better to find your best friend to marry than the one who just excites your innate desires. For both men and women.
Just my opinion :-)
Basically, most men don't have the option of sleeping around, it's just a handful of men who can easily pick up many women. But strangely many women try to attract these same men and then wonder why they cannot get them to commit. Well the reason is, he has many options and you're just one of them.
It's human nature. Women are wired to pick out the men who are most good looking, most powerful, most dominant. Essentially the men with the personality traits that would have made them the leaders of the tribe pre-civilisation. Hence why, when you go back a few thousand years, a minority of men had many wives and the majority of men didn't actually get to reproduce.
Life isn't fair, all the princesses want the Prince Charming, but only one of them is going to get him. To these women I say, open your eyes to the other men around and stop acting like a cavewoman. And do this before you are 35 and you're in a biological clock panic, because then you'll have more time to choose....
Better to find your best friend to marry than the one who just excites your innate desires. For both men and women.
Just my opinion :-)
RE: my own opinion
If a man had the opportunity to be polygamous, would he? I suspect the answer would be yes in more cases than not. Maybe that's unfortunate, or maybe that's human nature; I'm not qualified to say.
You ought not overlook the fact that many of the hosts here are smart, savvy, and beautiful women who for the most part of plenty of experience with all kinds of guys. I believe most of them do understand that character counts.
Thus I think your condescending advice is unwarranted. But that's just my opinion.
You ought not overlook the fact that many of the hosts here are smart, savvy, and beautiful women who for the most part of plenty of experience with all kinds of guys. I believe most of them do understand that character counts.
Thus I think your condescending advice is unwarranted. But that's just my opinion.
RE: my own opinion
My point was about resisting human nature. In short, a man will naturally want copious sex with a beautiful woman. A woman will naturally want the "big man". Both will gain more from a deeper relationship where there is a connection of souls.
The hosts are capable of making their own statements and don't need a White Knight to ride in and speak for them I think :-)
The hosts are capable of making their own statements and don't need a White Knight to ride in and speak for them I think :-)
RE: my own opinion
This is a forum. I stated my opinion, not anyone else's. You seem to think you have some wisdom to impart. I happen to think it obvious and condescending.
Perhaps others can be persuaded of your wisdom.
Perhaps others can be persuaded of your wisdom.
RE: my own opinion
Just some basics really. It's a lot more deep, but what I stated are pretty much the fundamental common truths
RE: my own opinion
Iv'e thought long and hard about your opinion and done much soul searching to find a reason for mens behavior on this site. after many laughs, tears and brain storming with my fellow male watchers of sweet young booty camgirls. I found the answer to why we act this way on CC...........we have dicks. The end. Your welcome.
RE: i love this place and i am addicted to here but...
Welcome back and kisses
Glad to have you back Slice of joy:))
Have fun and hope you have many smiles from here on end :)))))))
p.s. (HUG) x 100 + 1 ass grab :P
Glad to have you back Slice of joy:))
Have fun and hope you have many smiles from here on end :)))))))
p.s. (HUG) x 100 + 1 ass grab :P
Age differences
Given the number of young women here and err...older more mature gentlemen, I was wondering what people thought was an acceptable age difference for a relationship?
Before people start saying, love has no age restrictions etc, in reality it does and I guess the rules are difference for women and men. The world was surprised when DemI Moore was 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher but the old goat Hugh Hefner is 60 years older than his new bride!! ( the allure of a pipe and smoking jacket, must be a heady combination)
Before people start saying, love has no age restrictions etc, in reality it does and I guess the rules are difference for women and men. The world was surprised when DemI Moore was 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher but the old goat Hugh Hefner is 60 years older than his new bride!! ( the allure of a pipe and smoking jacket, must be a heady combination)
RE: Age differences
If one partner is 18 and the other 30, I'd say that's pretty creepy, but if one is 30 and the other 42, that's acceptable as far as I'm concerned, My point being, the "acceptable difference" is a dependent variable, determined by the maturity and experience of the two (or more) individuals in the equation.
RE: Age differences
Ok so what we are saying so far is:-
- if the girl is too young, its a bit creepy, but if the same age difference applies, when she is older then thats ok.
- if the guy is not older than the girls father, then thats ok
- if the guys wallet is large enough all bets are off (applies to some girls only)
- if the girl is too young, its a bit creepy, but if the same age difference applies, when she is older then thats ok.
- if the guy is not older than the girls father, then thats ok
- if the guys wallet is large enough all bets are off (applies to some girls only)
RE: Age differences
What is our age difference? I can be any age you want on the internetz... I can haz perfect age bb....
RE: Age differences
Why you care about what people think its an acceptable age difference in a relationship?No matter what you do/dont people will always find something to gossip about. If you marry when your young they would think your stupid or was forced into it.If you are in your 40's and not married they would probably think your gay.What is an acceptable age difference for you ?In the end thats what matters.
RE: Age differences
Why do i care? Simple answer i dont, but i do think its quite an interesting subject .You have bothered to respond to it, I guess you must agree.
A forum is a place to swap ideas, thoughts, not necessarily to be taken literally...duh!
A forum is a place to swap ideas, thoughts, not necessarily to be taken literally...duh!
Good night everyone!
I dont find the topic interesting since i dont care about age difference or about what others do with their life and relationships.The reason i answered is because i thought u have a dilemma and my point ,shortly was do what u want and go for what you wish and stop asking what people would think of it. If i knew you were just asking for the sake of it because ur bored and you have nothing better to do i would not have bothered.Seems the concept older and wiser doesnt apply to all!DUH
RE: Age differences
Good answer. I feel the actual age difference is not so important. What matters is if two people can communicate on the same level and with common understanding, even intimately. That is of course more difficult as the age difference gets larger.
But maybe I am just creepy.
But maybe I am just creepy.
RE: Age differences
I like older men as talk companions, stealing knowdleges from them and not only, and for sure they knows how to treat a woman, in plus I feel much safer with them around me. And I like younger men as play buddies, if you know what I mean (lol) but ... in the end I think a long time relation as lover stands still only if the two involved in the relation has not so many years between them, otherwise against all at some point the relation will go down in pieces.
RE: Age differences
Well, I have read all your comments and mostly I agree it gets creepy if the guy is too old and the woman is too young.
But anyway I read the following formula somewhere for an acceptable age difference for what it is worth (not much).
Take the guys age and divide it by two....and then add 10. That is "acceptable."
Age of Man/2 + 10 = Age of woman.
So for example if the man is 50, an acceptable age for the woman would be 35. Personally I think the whole thing comes down to evolution. Men want women of good child bearing age and women want a man who can support them all.
But anyway I read the following formula somewhere for an acceptable age difference for what it is worth (not much).
Take the guys age and divide it by two....and then add 10. That is "acceptable."
Age of Man/2 + 10 = Age of woman.
So for example if the man is 50, an acceptable age for the woman would be 35. Personally I think the whole thing comes down to evolution. Men want women of good child bearing age and women want a man who can support them all.
RE: Age differences
Connection is the key......and if we are talking about two consenting age adults...then fundamentally it is no one else's business. But ofc, people love to gossip when there is a big age difference.
How come an older woman who attracts a younger man is called a Cougar...and an older man who gets a younger woman is considered either a pig or an old goat? :)
Athough some would call the old guy with a younger woman ...Damn Lucky.
How come an older woman who attracts a younger man is called a Cougar...and an older man who gets a younger woman is considered either a pig or an old goat? :)
Athough some would call the old guy with a younger woman ...Damn Lucky.
RE: Age differences
OMG, we have now a mathematic approach on CC, Jack? OK, I'll start my Odyssee to find a lady of 40.5 years young? And abandon all the remainders. I'll be back in 1 year or so.....;-) Fil
RE: Age differences
If you are a man, half your age and add 7. If you're a woman, stop trying to be a cougar :)
RE: Age differences
It was more a joke about generally held views. Sorry if you took offence. I guess you like younger men :-)
RE: Age differences
Age is but a number, so I just like my woman to love me. :)
p.s. I like me sexy/smart A--- very much :)
p.s. I like me sexy/smart A--- very much :)
RE: Age differences
Age difference is a personal preference to each person, what one finds desirable another may not. There are those who will be with a person because of the age as well as other reasons. Usually, not always but usually, with age comes maturity, experience, they have been thru more and have had the time to learn more and they certainly know for sure what they don't want, as well as many other good qualities.
All thru time many men, not all but many, have gone for much younger females, be it for the youth in the female, or a mid life crisis in the male, or simply he is attracted to that female. Just like there are women that will be with a younger male, be it because this younger man makes her feel younger or because she is just attracted to that male. Yes there are women who will be with a very much older man for his money, just like there are men who will be with a much older women for her money. Altho money pays the bills and will give material things, money does not and never will equal nor measure up to the love between two people.
The age of a person should not come into play when it comes to adults, but it does. As long as both people are legal adults, happy and consent to be with each other, that is all that matters.
Unfortunately there are those that make a big deal about a person's age, bragging that because they are younger or older that they are better than someone who is not. Some will even judge and form an opinion about a person without even talking to them simply because of their age. I learned that a person's age alone does not determine who nor how they are as a person.
Personally, if a much younger person wants to be with a much older person, or a much older person wants to be with a much younger person, that is their business and they should not be judged nor critisized for it.
For myself, it would be unrealistic and I would be leery of being in a relationship with a person who is much younger than myself. Due to that fact that... at 18-30 this age most, not all but most are still figuring out their life, thinking of what they want, educating themselves for the career of their choice, still at the partying all night stage, sewing those wild oats, putting notches in their head boards, etc. and what they want changes constantly.
Between about 31 to 40 many have started and/or are in their careers, and are starting to be or are ready for a relationship and having kids, if they not already have kids. 50 and up most are past all that and altho many still work, they are ready to enjoy all that they have worked hard for.
In a perfect world age would not matter as long as both people are legal age. But we don't live in a perfect world. So age has to be considered, but for the right reasons. A person should not be thrown to the curb nor cut down nor thought nor treated any less of just because of their age by anyone. Everyone becomes older not only in number but also in other ways.
There are 20 yr olds that look like they are 30, there are 30 yrs olds that look like they are 40 and so on. Just like there are 30 and 40 yr olds that look 20 and 30, and there are 50 yr olds and up that look younger then what they are. You can not always judge a person just by looking at the number, those who judge, toss away, critisizes and think less of those who are older will some day become older themselves.
That's my two cents worth in novel form. lool Now when talking sexually, welll that is another novel altogether. loool
All thru time many men, not all but many, have gone for much younger females, be it for the youth in the female, or a mid life crisis in the male, or simply he is attracted to that female. Just like there are women that will be with a younger male, be it because this younger man makes her feel younger or because she is just attracted to that male. Yes there are women who will be with a very much older man for his money, just like there are men who will be with a much older women for her money. Altho money pays the bills and will give material things, money does not and never will equal nor measure up to the love between two people.
The age of a person should not come into play when it comes to adults, but it does. As long as both people are legal adults, happy and consent to be with each other, that is all that matters.
Unfortunately there are those that make a big deal about a person's age, bragging that because they are younger or older that they are better than someone who is not. Some will even judge and form an opinion about a person without even talking to them simply because of their age. I learned that a person's age alone does not determine who nor how they are as a person.
Personally, if a much younger person wants to be with a much older person, or a much older person wants to be with a much younger person, that is their business and they should not be judged nor critisized for it.
For myself, it would be unrealistic and I would be leery of being in a relationship with a person who is much younger than myself. Due to that fact that... at 18-30 this age most, not all but most are still figuring out their life, thinking of what they want, educating themselves for the career of their choice, still at the partying all night stage, sewing those wild oats, putting notches in their head boards, etc. and what they want changes constantly.
Between about 31 to 40 many have started and/or are in their careers, and are starting to be or are ready for a relationship and having kids, if they not already have kids. 50 and up most are past all that and altho many still work, they are ready to enjoy all that they have worked hard for.
In a perfect world age would not matter as long as both people are legal age. But we don't live in a perfect world. So age has to be considered, but for the right reasons. A person should not be thrown to the curb nor cut down nor thought nor treated any less of just because of their age by anyone. Everyone becomes older not only in number but also in other ways.
There are 20 yr olds that look like they are 30, there are 30 yrs olds that look like they are 40 and so on. Just like there are 30 and 40 yr olds that look 20 and 30, and there are 50 yr olds and up that look younger then what they are. You can not always judge a person just by looking at the number, those who judge, toss away, critisizes and think less of those who are older will some day become older themselves.
That's my two cents worth in novel form. lool Now when talking sexually, welll that is another novel altogether. loool
RE: Age differences
Just my 2 cents...I met my wife on a site similar to CC a few years ago, in fact I introduced her to CC. I'm now 56 and she is 31. We met for a vacation twice in a sweet tropical setting, then she came to the US on a fiance visa. The relationship has been very rewarding for both of us and the citizen process very smooth. Age difference is only an issue when it creates a division..be it emotional, experiential or whatever. Of course there have been challenges, but every challenge brings with it a chance for growth. We are quite happy and strive to live in the moment.
RE: Age differences
Apologies if someone else already made this observation. I once heard a formula, goes like this; Take the older partner's age, divide by 2 then add 7 to determine the minimum "acceptable" age for the younger partner. eg. 50/2+7=32, 18/2+7=16, 70/2 +7=42 etc. I'm not promoting this as, obviously, there is no formula and every situation is different but the numbers do seem reasonable.
sexting?
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise”.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise”.
RE: Cock ring and Tattoo
You promised me you would never ever talk about my "sex garage" tattoo. It was a college and I was dared... :P
RE: Cock ring and Tattoo
I used to have a sex van, I parked it in the garage. does that count?
RE: Cock ring and Tattoo
if i had a wish to use it would be for her butt on my head not a tattoo of it.
wish i had a £ for every time i've wished that.
if wishes were fishes i'd have an ocean of them swimming around in my head.
wish i had a £ for every time i've wished that.
if wishes were fishes i'd have an ocean of them swimming around in my head.
Text a postcard
Sending all my love to you..........CC hostsssssss(L)
kissesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and take care all CC
kissesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and take care all CC
RE: Text a postcard
Thank you Tony and may you always be surrounded with much love too.
Take care and try to stay out of trouble if possible. lool hugggggggg
Take care and try to stay out of trouble if possible. lool hugggggggg
Question for the lovely ladies out there in ccland
Ladies, we have had the best summer for years here, and as there are lots of hunnies wearing hardly anything I hae noticed something
There are more hunies with amazing sexy legs than I thought. This has prompted me to ask the ever knowledgable crowd here:
Ladies that have amazing sexy legs, is this because you work out and sculpt your legs, or is it genetics and you were just born lucky?
There are more hunies with amazing sexy legs than I thought. This has prompted me to ask the ever knowledgable crowd here:
Ladies that have amazing sexy legs, is this because you work out and sculpt your legs, or is it genetics and you were just born lucky?
RE: Question for the lovely ladies out there in ccland
when you are young good genetic is a big benefit, but if you want something you have to work on it... so work out is a must ;)
RE: Question for the lovely ladies out there in ccland
Do not eat too much and hard work in gym. And legs'll be perfect a whole life not only in youth
RE: Question for the lovely ladies out there in ccland
I can tell you aren't in your 50's or 60's yet. Varicose veins, spider veins. Whether work out/eat right or not, these can still come on you. Some of the worst legs I've ever seen was from someone who did just as you said, all her life.
RE: Question for the lovely ladies out there in ccland
If you worry about spider veins. We live in 21 century and veins are treated with laser in the hospital for three hours easily.
RE: Question for the lovely ladies out there in ccland
I have to say ladies thank you very much for your responses, it is very enlightning, and I look forward to continuing my studies on lovely legs with much more knowledge. I have only one more small question:
Which do you think creates the most shapely leg, 3 inch heels or 4 inch heels???
Which do you think creates the most shapely leg, 3 inch heels or 4 inch heels???
I'm on the 4th Floor<-------
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works..."We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside.
"So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome."Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome."The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman!
"So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome."Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome."The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman!
RE: I'm on the 4th Floor<-------
lol, if it was for men only, I'm staying in the basement. I was hoping to come up from there if this hotel was for women only.
RE: I'm on the 4th Floor<-------
it is for women only skinwalker I think sosubmissive was hoping no other women were allowed she just wanted to me the only woman, anyway I have been sent to the 6th floor call the private room for that one special woman-take care the others for me-thanks
RE: Tanlines: sexy or not?
Tanlines are not sexy at all. Not only do the uneven skin tones look bad; the tanning itself is really bad for the skin. Girls that spend lots of time tanning will look much older at a much younger age and have a much higher risk of cancer and premature death. Tanning is one of those fads that should be dumped into the dustbin of history.
RE: Tanlines: sexy or not?
Regarding the hazards of tanning: good points.
Regarding the sexiness of tanlines: speak for yourself :) I like them!
Regarding the sexiness of tanlines: speak for yourself :) I like them!
RE: Tanlines: sexy or not?
Yes, I find tan lines sexy....................they tell me where I shouldn't be!
Most Anazing butt <-------
I must have an AMAZING butt-because every time I finish talking to someone and turn to walk away, I hear them whisper, "What an ass"
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------
And thank you to you too bushwacker1...kitty even got her claws filed too...lool...hugggggggg
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------
well thank you naked4me01, very nice of you to say...hugggggggg
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------Ashley
agree with bushwacker and chekybratt- Ashely you butt is amazing
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------Ashley
Well thank you very much for your compliment AustinPP... hugggggggg
Thank you again to those who complimented my bum and my other parts, I very much appreciate such kindness. A wonderful evening to all hugggggggggg
Thank you again to those who complimented my bum and my other parts, I very much appreciate such kindness. A wonderful evening to all hugggggggggg
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------
sorry dude whomever you change your screen name from--the joke was about being a ass not about the ass it-self--
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------
I understood the joke, but still think you have amazing ass :) Kissss
RE: Most Anazing butt <-------
I think you have a friend in Thomas there PP, watch your butt and by the way kisses from Tina and have a great time on your trip.