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Sure are a lot of very "friendly" chats here at CC. Glad to know that are some very sweet host and not heartless one lol.
Kisses sweet hosts
Kisses sweet hosts
Winter is around the corner.
Does anybody have any plans this Christmas holidays, winter is around the corner. Anyway I want to share a joke with you while I'm here.................
Three couples go camping and one couple forgets their tent. So they decide the men will sleep in one tent, and the women will sleep in the other.
In the middle of the night, John says, "Bob, look at this fucking hard-on I’ve got. It must be all the fresh air. I’m going over to see my wife."
Bob says, "You want me to come with you?"
John says, "Why the fuck would I want you to come with me?"
Bob says, "Because that’s my cock your holding."
Three couples go camping and one couple forgets their tent. So they decide the men will sleep in one tent, and the women will sleep in the other.
In the middle of the night, John says, "Bob, look at this fucking hard-on I’ve got. It must be all the fresh air. I’m going over to see my wife."
Bob says, "You want me to come with you?"
John says, "Why the fuck would I want you to come with me?"
Bob says, "Because that’s my cock your holding."
RE: Winter is around the corner.
Plans, I be attending a wedding and hope to see the waves in the Bahamas and Sean the joke was funny (LHH)
looking for THALIA
im looking for thalia just looking for maybe where she went to and if she is still on cc. she also goes by tooexclusive and went by lovecaty
hy all here!
'm new here and I would ask if you can help me with some information, for example, how can I delete a profile picture or how I could save picture dic my personal computer to put them on the profile page? where I could see the measured time in private? means those two green lines on the edge of the web on the pv session? thank you
RE: hy all here!
Hello Rose and welcome to the site. If you look on the side of this window i the blue section, you will see a long list, scroll down to almost the bottom and you will see the section Help and under that section you will see Software Manual and F.A.Q's
All your questions will be answered in those to sections, in the Software Manual section it shows the screens and describes all the parts to it.
If you look up that list a bit more there is a section called Revenue. click on that and it will show you what you have made each time.
As for the picture part, you can not delete a profile picture, all you can do is click on hide. To down load a picture from your computer into your profile, you will have to contact the site and ask them if they will do it for you. Otherwise you can not just down load pictures from you computer to your profile.
I hope this helps. Good luck to you and enjoy the site. huggggggg
All your questions will be answered in those to sections, in the Software Manual section it shows the screens and describes all the parts to it.
If you look up that list a bit more there is a section called Revenue. click on that and it will show you what you have made each time.
As for the picture part, you can not delete a profile picture, all you can do is click on hide. To down load a picture from your computer into your profile, you will have to contact the site and ask them if they will do it for you. Otherwise you can not just down load pictures from you computer to your profile.
I hope this helps. Good luck to you and enjoy the site. huggggggg
RE: hy all here!
Hello again Rose, you are very welcome and thank you for the compliment. You are very lovely looking young lady, with a natural beauty, I am sure you will do very well. Take care and have a great week. hugggggg
RE: hy all here!-to Ashley
Ashley-I always enjoy reading your messages here in the forum, you make me smile and have that warm fuzzy feeling inside the kind you know a person gets with a good woman speaks-if you ever get a chance come hang out with us in the community room.
RE: hy all here!-to Ashley
Well hello Austin, thank you very much for your compliment and thank you for the invitation. I do venture there now and then. So if you feel that fuzzy feeling and you not got a peach in your hand, then it might just be me venturing again. lool. be well everyone huggggggggg
Another one I will share-The Good Dog
A butcher was about to close up shop one night when a dog walked in, carrying a paper bag in its mouth. The butcher tried to shoo the dog away, but it wouldn’t leave. Instead it set the bag down and barked at it. So the butcher looked inside of the bag, and found some money and a note.
The note said:
1 lb Italian sausage
2 lbs Pork chops
So the butcher filled the order, made change for the dog, put it all in the bag and handed it back to the dog. The dog grabbed the bag in its mouth and left.
Well, the butcher was pretty amazed, so he decided to follow the dog, since he was closing up shop anyway.
He followed the dog down the street, where he witnessed the dog walk up to a street corner and wait for the walk signal. When the signal came, the dog crossed the street.
The butcher, now thinking that this was the smartest dog he had ever seen, followed.
The dog ended up at a bus stop. Several buses went by, and the dog just sat there. Finally, when the number 32 bus arrived, the dog got on. So did the butcher.
After a while the dog got off the bus, and the butcher followed. The dog walked down a long street until he got to a house. He jumped up to the gate and opened the latch, then walked towards the house. When he got to the front step, he set the bag down and rang the doorbell with his nose.
The butcher, witnessing this, was now convinced that this was the world’s smartest dog. He was flabbergasted!
The dog rang the doorbell a few more times, when finally a man answered. “You stupid, stupid dog!”, he said.
The butcher then piped up, “What do you mean ’stupid’? This dog is a genius!”
“No, he’s an idiot. He forgot his keys again!”
The note said:
1 lb Italian sausage
2 lbs Pork chops
So the butcher filled the order, made change for the dog, put it all in the bag and handed it back to the dog. The dog grabbed the bag in its mouth and left.
Well, the butcher was pretty amazed, so he decided to follow the dog, since he was closing up shop anyway.
He followed the dog down the street, where he witnessed the dog walk up to a street corner and wait for the walk signal. When the signal came, the dog crossed the street.
The butcher, now thinking that this was the smartest dog he had ever seen, followed.
The dog ended up at a bus stop. Several buses went by, and the dog just sat there. Finally, when the number 32 bus arrived, the dog got on. So did the butcher.
After a while the dog got off the bus, and the butcher followed. The dog walked down a long street until he got to a house. He jumped up to the gate and opened the latch, then walked towards the house. When he got to the front step, he set the bag down and rang the doorbell with his nose.
The butcher, witnessing this, was now convinced that this was the world’s smartest dog. He was flabbergasted!
The dog rang the doorbell a few more times, when finally a man answered. “You stupid, stupid dog!”, he said.
The butcher then piped up, “What do you mean ’stupid’? This dog is a genius!”
“No, he’s an idiot. He forgot his keys again!”
RE: Another one I will share-The Good Dog
yes Andrea-I know what you mean-I do know a few that fits in that category
RE: Another one I will share-The Good Dog
Was it a blonde dog? Seems to have the same problem as the blonde who locked her keys in the car.
the worlds smartest man
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
RE: have you heard one about one of the worlds smartest woman
this one is about job searching-looking for a job:
Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being used as a girl toy, so she found a new job and went to tell her boss that she was quitting.
“Mr. Smith,” she said, “I’ve found a new position.”
Mr. Smith replied, “Great, let’s try it!”
Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being used as a girl toy, so she found a new job and went to tell her boss that she was quitting.
“Mr. Smith,” she said, “I’ve found a new position.”
Mr. Smith replied, “Great, let’s try it!”
Community Chat
Anyone having a problem connecting to Comm Chat, I have been unable to connect in the last day
using google search
go to google and type the following:
click google images and search for 'Atari breakout'
search 'do a barrel a roll'
Search 'Underwater Google'
Search 'Google guitar'
search 'Google terminal'
Search 'Google sphere'
Search 'elgoog'
Search 'Google pond'
Search 'tilt'
Search 'Google gravity'
click google images and search for 'Atari breakout'
search 'do a barrel a roll'
Search 'Underwater Google'
Search 'Google guitar'
search 'Google terminal'
Search 'Google sphere'
Search 'elgoog'
Search 'Google pond'
Search 'tilt'
Search 'Google gravity'
RE: using google search
i for to mention after typing in the word dont hit enter but click "i'm feeling lucky"
RE: using google search
Too many half litres can make the brain like a sponge, Wayne. You sure you're feeling lucky???
RE: using google search
No Ray, the half liters fucked me up and made me say things i shouldn't have...:-<
Warning: don't lock your keys in the car
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around. Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left. A little more to the right ... "
RE: Warning: don't lock your keys in the car
Funniest thing with cars i have noticed lately, is when someone comes to gas station with convertible car, and when he goes inside to pay, he turns to car and lock car doors with remote control... it makes me smile every time i see that lol
I bet that guy who does that, would call a locksmith if he forgot his keys inside that convertible car :D
I bet that guy who does that, would call a locksmith if he forgot his keys inside that convertible car :D
RE: Interesting movie?
Chainned(2012), The Stoning of Soraya M (2008)...this is what ive seen last days...the second one will shock u :)
RE: Interesting movie?
The Girl with the Dragon tattoo is a great thriller and the original Exorcist is a classic horror.
RE: Interesting movie?
IMDb movie database gives them both high marks with the english version slightly higher, but who cares they are both great.
RE: Interesting movie?
I can call horror movies V/H/S (2012) and Chernobyl Diaries (2012), you can try Sinister too.
RE: Interesting movie?
It is gripping but if you are claustrophobic like me, avoid Buried (2010).
RE: I i will be topless will it make my traffic better?
It is the law of supply and demand. We demand naked, you supply it will be many happy members :D
RE: I i will be topless will it make my traffic better?
WTF, more breasts and less nails
Hello btw :)
Hello btw :)
Happy birthday Luca
I hope you have a marvelous time on this special day. Wish you the best and many hugsss and kisses Luca
RE: Happy birthday Luca
oh..you spelled her name wrong...no wonder i didnt know who u was talking about
RE: Happy birthday Luca
Thank you, Tony, Kerry, Luke, Rog and Nick. Love you all! And not only .... I miss a lot these days C.
Kisses all :)
Kisses all :)
RE: Happy birthday Luca
Happy Birthday for yesterday, Luca. Was travelling from Kiev to Lvov and not on line. Hope you had a great day. xxx
Relationship Guide from TheMaskMan
Relationship Guide
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Lets start the Game:
Round 1 "Her Birthday"
You take her out to dinner..0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10
Round 2 "A Night Out With The Boys"
Go out with a pal ..-5
And the pal is happily married ..-4
Or frighteningly single ..-7
And he drives a Mustang..-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15
Round 3 "A Night Out"
You take her to a movie..+2
You take her to a movie she likes..+4
You take her to a movie you hate..+6
You take her to a movie you like..-2
It's called DeathCop 3..-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15
Round 4 "The Knockout Round"
You bang your woman for 1 minute -10
You bang your woman for 5 minutes -5
You bang your woman laying on her back 0
You bang your woman doggy style +1
You bang your woman in the scissor position +2
You bang your woman up the buttocks +3
You bang your woman up against a wall +4
You let your woman bang you up the buttocks (you just been knock out)
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Lets start the Game:
Round 1 "Her Birthday"
You take her out to dinner..0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10
Round 2 "A Night Out With The Boys"
Go out with a pal ..-5
And the pal is happily married ..-4
Or frighteningly single ..-7
And he drives a Mustang..-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15
Round 3 "A Night Out"
You take her to a movie..+2
You take her to a movie she likes..+4
You take her to a movie you hate..+6
You take her to a movie you like..-2
It's called DeathCop 3..-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15
Round 4 "The Knockout Round"
You bang your woman for 1 minute -10
You bang your woman for 5 minutes -5
You bang your woman laying on her back 0
You bang your woman doggy style +1
You bang your woman in the scissor position +2
You bang your woman up the buttocks +3
You bang your woman up against a wall +4
You let your woman bang you up the buttocks (you just been knock out)
BALLBUSTING
Do you know what is it? and what do you think about that ''sexual pratice''?
RE: BALLBUSTING
Ballbusting is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed, punched or squeezed......Not sure of the appeal myself....ho hum, each to his own
RE: BALLBUSTING
Cant say as i have. i like my balls to remain in pristine condition at all times.
RE: BALLBUSTING
I did it to him. After kicking him on the balls several times, I forced ballbusting30 to tie a book on his balls and ...Lol!
RE: BALLBUSTING
From Wikipedia;
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1]
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
From The National Coalition for Sexual Freedom;
CONSENT and BDSM: The State of the Law
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BDSM activity, even where clearly consensual, can be and frequently is prosecuted under state criminal laws dealing with assault, aggravated assault, sexual assault or sexual abuse. Such criminal prosecution can arise in various circumstances, including:
The BDSM “scene” turns out to be more intense or painful or harmful than the submissive participant anticipated, and she or he goes to the police.
Injury is caused that is sufficiently serious or sufficiently visible that it is brought to the attention of the police by an observer, by hospital personnel or by a friend or relative of the submissive participant.
The police raid a BDSM event and observe conduct that they interpret as unlawful.
A BDSM relationship ends, leaving the submissive partner with bad feelings, and he or she complains to the police about assault or abuse.
Someone with a grudge against a participant in the BDSM scene or relationship makes a complaint to the police.
Or pictures, videos, emails, film or sound recordings of BDSM conduct somehow come into the hands of the police.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1]
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
From The National Coalition for Sexual Freedom;
CONSENT and BDSM: The State of the Law
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BDSM activity, even where clearly consensual, can be and frequently is prosecuted under state criminal laws dealing with assault, aggravated assault, sexual assault or sexual abuse. Such criminal prosecution can arise in various circumstances, including:
The BDSM “scene” turns out to be more intense or painful or harmful than the submissive participant anticipated, and she or he goes to the police.
Injury is caused that is sufficiently serious or sufficiently visible that it is brought to the attention of the police by an observer, by hospital personnel or by a friend or relative of the submissive participant.
The police raid a BDSM event and observe conduct that they interpret as unlawful.
A BDSM relationship ends, leaving the submissive partner with bad feelings, and he or she complains to the police about assault or abuse.
Someone with a grudge against a participant in the BDSM scene or relationship makes a complaint to the police.
Or pictures, videos, emails, film or sound recordings of BDSM conduct somehow come into the hands of the police.
RE: Game of Thrones ~ palmyra
Yup.. loving the way it is developing. I know it is departing from the books somewhat but in a way that is quite entertaining and exciting :)
Roll on Season 4
TNTSARPG
Roll on Season 4
TNTSARPG
RE: Game of Thrones ~ palmyra
Oh I agree they had to depart from the narrative of the books. I was just giving my consent to the way they have departed.. of course.. the cynical among my friends say it is just Falcon's Crest with swords and dragons but still I like the actors, I like the stories and I am looking forward to seeing some characters develop (assuming there are no unexpected deaths of course hehe )
For the record I also like Dexter as well, was surprisingly drawn into Elementary and think Person of Interest has hit a prescient winner with putting into a TV show what might really be happening across the world.
" You are being watched. The government has a secret system: a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it."
TNTNRATVJH
For the record I also like Dexter as well, was surprisingly drawn into Elementary and think Person of Interest has hit a prescient winner with putting into a TV show what might really be happening across the world.
" You are being watched. The government has a secret system: a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it."
TNTNRATVJH
RE: Game of Thrones
Dexter here...Hate any kind of fantasy, im a fan of crimes and any sort of mental disorders :D
RE: Game of Thrones
Whats not to love, highest nipple count on tv, togas, swords, sandals, dragons and extreme violence LD
RE: Game of Thrones
Yup. Got all the books, seen the TV show, of course. And really really looking forward to next season.
RE: A transgender point a view
Ashley, well said, thanks for sharing and don't worry about those who judge here. There is a saying let the judges be judge on their actions and it has nothing to do with gender by the one only not others who think they are the judge here. Have a great day and keep that beautiful smile you have I seen in your profile.
RE: A transgender point a view ~ ashleyts8in
It is a sad fact that many judge a book by it's cover which is true whether you are a man a woman or someone in between. What is disparaging is the ability we all seem to have to be able to judge others by our own standards and label people without actually getting to know them.
Being a chathost is like that on many levels, in that you are selling a fantasy with an image, an attitude and a persona of someone who although it is you, it is not actually you either. I used to qualify it as the persona in front of the camera vs the person behind it.
What we must never forget is that there are real people behind the camera, with real feelings, real emotions, real fears and real problems.
If you are happy doing what you do why would you stop it? And for every dozen people you make happy there will always be one who you can never make happy. That is the secret really. We can never please all the people all the time, but that does not mean we should not at least be trying to make everyone happy. It is just a case of seeing the right perspective and taking your losses when you can.
I don't know you ashelyts8in but I respect your choices in life and from knowing a few other transexual friends I know it means a lot for someone to just say live and be happy no matter what you look like, Who you are comes from inside you and those that see that will in the end make you truly happy.
TNTHSIARBTTBAGM
Being a chathost is like that on many levels, in that you are selling a fantasy with an image, an attitude and a persona of someone who although it is you, it is not actually you either. I used to qualify it as the persona in front of the camera vs the person behind it.
What we must never forget is that there are real people behind the camera, with real feelings, real emotions, real fears and real problems.
If you are happy doing what you do why would you stop it? And for every dozen people you make happy there will always be one who you can never make happy. That is the secret really. We can never please all the people all the time, but that does not mean we should not at least be trying to make everyone happy. It is just a case of seeing the right perspective and taking your losses when you can.
I don't know you ashelyts8in but I respect your choices in life and from knowing a few other transexual friends I know it means a lot for someone to just say live and be happy no matter what you look like, Who you are comes from inside you and those that see that will in the end make you truly happy.
TNTHSIARBTTBAGM
RE: A transgender point a view
Never care about the opinions of those who are foolish enough to judge you. If you're happy then f**k them if they can't deal with it.
RE: A transgender point a view
Thank you for posting this, ashley. Variety is the spice of life, they say.
I suspect we are all misfits in one way or another. I'm certainly no different.
Perhaps it would be helpful to see that people who criticize you, who judge you for your lifestyle and your choices, project their own fear and discomfort. They don't know who you are. They don't define you. You are the one to define who you are, and you do that beautifully from what I read here.
I suspect we are all misfits in one way or another. I'm certainly no different.
Perhaps it would be helpful to see that people who criticize you, who judge you for your lifestyle and your choices, project their own fear and discomfort. They don't know who you are. They don't define you. You are the one to define who you are, and you do that beautifully from what I read here.
RE: I'd like to watch a nice misterious film. suggest me please
(Mystery) The Secret In Their Eyes is a good Argentine Crime film that stars Ricardo Darin
RE: I'd like to watch a nice misterious film. suggest me please ~ BornHottie
Not your typical mystery film but perhaps try The Hidden Blade (2004) directed by Yōji Yamada. It is a Japanese film and so you will need to get subtitles for your region or you can use the English ones of course. Not so much a who done it but I found it a compelling story and it kept me guessing till the end what would happen. I like those sort of films which break conventionality.
TNTASMAMWNS
TNTASMAMWNS
RE: I'd like to watch a nice misterious film. suggest me please
Jacob's Ladder. I tear up every time I see that movie.
how is that to be webcam member; I like it
I like this, if i didn't liked i couldn't be here so much
i like sex to, i like to share about sex to, i don't like to tease it gets complicated sometime, i like to seduce if she let's me. I don't feel like gigolo cause I love to easy and don't show my body in pvt (unless, well maybe) Anyway, I am here cause I like it to--cool sliceofheaven love your post, hope more host join in.
i like sex to, i like to share about sex to, i don't like to tease it gets complicated sometime, i like to seduce if she let's me. I don't feel like gigolo cause I love to easy and don't show my body in pvt (unless, well maybe) Anyway, I am here cause I like it to--cool sliceofheaven love your post, hope more host join in.
RE: how is that to be webcam member; I like it
PP, I always love your attitude and smile here, glad your not one of those here take it serious and thanks my friend for helping me. Kiss and yes love your post SliceOfHeaven
RE: how is that to be webcam member; I like it
hey what about my attitude and smile......................................
Instructions Needed by TheMaskMan
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
That was so FUNNY!
If you can not find a girl with big boobs by yourself i can recommend you one!
RE: Instructions Needed by TheMaskMan
"I don't think my boobs are big enough ;)"
I strongly disagree, your boobs are just right. And there not sufficient words in the English language to describe your bootylicious booty!
I strongly disagree, your boobs are just right. And there not sufficient words in the English language to describe your bootylicious booty!
RE: Instructions Needed by TheMaskMan
From the time is born till he dies a man is near boobs and loves boobs. When is born is kept strong by his mom near her boobs feeding him and than all his life he searches for the right women to keep him near her boobs looking for the first feeling he ver had.....