General Forum
Smartt Wife
A lady and her husband were at home watching TV.
He had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said, “For God’s sake, just leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!”
He had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said, “For God’s sake, just leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!”
RE: Size does not matter:)(Joke)
Makes me wonder what I have been saying to all the Russian women when I use Google translate :P
RE: Size does not matter:)(Joke)
i had the privilege of following you one night. You thought you were saying, "Yes, BB, I have a big cock." What you really said, "Yes, BB, I have a big chicken." Must be more careful next time. (However, the host did find you quite amusing.
RE: What do you wish on Christmas?)
i wish i wasn't alone...i wish i would finally get some damn presents!
RE: What do you wish on Christmas?)
what a sweet and unselfish thing to say, I wish you all the best too
SashaVonTease
dose any one maybe know were she has gone to? is she still on the site some were under another name?
Why Men Fall In Love
Now before you think men here are falling in love, let me get this straight, I should had the title Why Men Lust After You....man is a social animal and he cannot spend his life in thinking to much about relationships that go wrong- we are blessed with the relationships we have with our family whether we like it or not- by being social and interacting with people in society, man creates many relationships which could be of love, friendship or hate- the relationship of love and friendship is the most beautiful relation in ones life- this love and affection can be towards your mother, father, your siblings or a friend- having some negative thoughts for a person or simply hating someone can never be permanent- but the love and affection you feel for someone can change your life and adds a lot of charm- life can become beautiful if you have love and relationships that can make every moment full of happiness- now here is a joke hope to make you smile:
RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money ?"
SEAN—"Why, certainly!"
RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she was ugly and not as beautiful ?"
SEAN—"Why, certainly!"
RICH MAN—"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."
RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money ?"
SEAN—"Why, certainly!"
RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she was ugly and not as beautiful ?"
SEAN—"Why, certainly!"
RICH MAN—"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."
Glamourmiss
Does anyone know what happened to a host Glamourmiss? I haven't seen her in a while?
RE: Hello;)
Hello my Dear, I will be spending mine with my parents and sister and nephew.
I hope you will have the most wonderful holidays ever )))
I hope you will have the most wonderful holidays ever )))
RE: Hello;)
Will be in California spending Christmas with family and want to wish you AngelinRouge and Jimb a Merry Christmas.
RE: Hello;)
Hello Helen; I'll spend the Eve at the sacred Lebanese mountains which are peace between God and The Earth.
Gasmasks
Hi Ladies, i have a thing for Gasmasks, and i was just wondering if any of you have one you would be willing to wear on cam
Pete
Pete
A SHEMALE TRUE
A woman dressed in sexy clothes,
a dildo 'tween her legs,
although a sight to please the eyes,
does not a shemale make.
A man with makeup on his face,
a wig to make hair long,
and women's clothes to make us think
he's shemale, is just wrong.
A shemale true, the kind I like
is one who does not hide,
though biologic'ly a male,
a woman's soul inside.
And though there be some changes made
to look more how she feels --
what’s in the heart, more than what’s out,
is what counts to make her real.
a dildo 'tween her legs,
although a sight to please the eyes,
does not a shemale make.
A man with makeup on his face,
a wig to make hair long,
and women's clothes to make us think
he's shemale, is just wrong.
A shemale true, the kind I like
is one who does not hide,
though biologic'ly a male,
a woman's soul inside.
And though there be some changes made
to look more how she feels --
what’s in the heart, more than what’s out,
is what counts to make her real.
General question ...
What a cold hearted host means to you?
I am just curious a bit :P
I am just curious a bit :P
RE: General question ...
devoid of sympathy or lacking in feeling or warmth; sometimes unkind
i know this to be true coz i'm that person
i know this to be true coz i'm that person
RE: General question ...
Emotion-less people and are very unfeeling. They don't talk much and it feels like they don't care about the people around them.. Host become "cold" for a number of reasons. Particularly unfriendly, after a member quits video them. There is a great quote about cold hearted people: Love is like a big juicy steak. You bite into it, enjoy it, then regret the calories you gained, when you're standin on your scale the next morning. See,this is why I don't eat steak. I'm a vegetarian.” This can relate to a host or a member: Love is like several videos, your in them a lot, enjoy them, then you quit going for awhile, then you see the next morning your just another one passing by. (become cold hearted). Well that's my definition of cold host: marked by lack of sympathy, interest, or sensitivity. Have a great day Anda and many kisses and hugs my friend.
RE: General question ...
Well, Anda I'll happily reply to you. What struck me the most lately are hosts who after an quick 'hi' ask to vid with her with the excuse of helping how CC works. So be it, but after a while they lose complete interest even in public. Gratitude? No sir. That's what I call cold-hearted money 'extracting' hosts. Hugs for you Anda! Fil
RE: General question ...
The other people did a great job of defining cold hearted. But let me reverse the question. What for you means Cold Hearted Member? I can think of many possibilities,,,but what do you think?
Christmas movies
what is the one Christmas movie you have to watch each year ?
for me its Home alone .
for me its Home alone .
RE: Christmas movies
Watching my favorite host dancing (don't ask details, plz, hehe): keeps me warm in those cold days :-P
RE: Christmas movies
The great escape, i don't want to watch it again but it draws me in. Help
RE: Christmas movies
A Christmas Story (boy wants BB gun for Christmas) and Merry Christmas Mr. Bean.
RE: Christmas movies
The Dr Who Christmas Special, always something new and exciting every year ))
Oh and It's a Wonderful Life
Oh and It's a Wonderful Life
Happy Holiday's Everyone !
I want to wish all the hosts and all the members all my best wishes .
I hope you people will have a great time during the holiday's .
Kisses :)
I hope you people will have a great time during the holiday's .
Kisses :)
RE: Happy Holiday's Everyone !
thanks Bliss and you too have a great one--and to all made your blessings, gifts and love be share with others.
RE: Happy Holiday's Everyone !
happy holidays gabi , hope u and your family have a great holiday.
RE: Happy Holiday's Everyone !
yes happy holidays blissharm and AustinPP and always wish you the best and good luck on your journey, time for this one to say goodbye and thanks and you will always be a friend.
RE: Happy Holiday's Everyone !
thank you Carly for your friendship here, hope all goes well with you and lots of blessings and cheers your way.
RE: i was dared
your hurting for entertainment guys, better to watch bliss run naked in the room
RE: i was dared
The only naked thing you'll see from me is my middle finger
Take it all in ''baby''
It seems you simply crave for my attention
And well it's Christmas , sharing season ! :)
It's as nice as I can be with you monkey !
Btw I'm generous :) kisses and Merry X holidays :)
Take it all in ''baby''
It seems you simply crave for my attention
And well it's Christmas , sharing season ! :)
It's as nice as I can be with you monkey !
Btw I'm generous :) kisses and Merry X holidays :)
RE: i was dared
Honourable Obi Wan, thank you very much: my computer crashed by you doing this. Grrrrr
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
i got 2 Jennifer Aniston (her look from when she was first in friends) and also Kate Beckinsale
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
You'll have to get in line and wait for Kate, Wayne. :D
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
lol
we were talking about celebs, about dreams that will never realize
well.. maybe it's true, I think it will never realize with you too :P
we were talking about celebs, about dreams that will never realize
well.. maybe it's true, I think it will never realize with you too :P
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
How about your fantasy Celebrities, or Rock stars. I have to many to name so I will go with first female star that popped into my head.... Emma Watson....
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
Never dreamt about sex with celebrities, in fact never dreamt about sex with anyone but I actually saw Ronaldo a few years ago in Funchal and didn't know who he is until someone told me that all the fuss in the hotel is about him. He stayed in my hotel. Ronaldo... errr really?!
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
clearly ryan reynolds or, if i'm really naughty, ville valo. i love his dominant attitude and he's a hot mess.
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
Daniel Craig is my sex dream!!! My oh my, that accent and those legs!:)
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
Can we share? I've had a crush on him since "Layer Cake".
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
I want Ryan Reynolds in my bed now!! :)) ♥♥
RE: Do you have dreams about sex with celebrities?
Jenna Coleman
She plays Clara on Dr Who, just the most cute girl ever )
She plays Clara on Dr Who, just the most cute girl ever )
Wow!
Double shot of Brandy, some ice, some grenadine, top it off with ginger ale -- niceeee. That and a hot host, and I'm all set! Got the brandy. Any hot hosts?
RE: Dear hosts let's share and I guess members will curious about it too)))
This is probably highly unusual for everyone else but I go through hundreds of poker hands at micro stakes :)
RE: Dear hosts let's share and I guess members will curious about it too)))
that is soooo funny, I wonderd what hosts were doing while members were not engaged in private time.
RE: Dear hosts let's share and I guess members will curious about it too)))
hmmm- one minute videos-now that's interesting-going to be mine main theme now-cool
RE: Dear hosts let's share and I guess members will curious about it too)))
I thought that was subbie main theme "subbie one minute videos"
RE: Dear hosts let's share and I guess members will curious about it too)))
opps--my bad-badass your right-forget it- I have to come up with a different one like 14 days of Christmas Videos-coming soon
RE: Dear hosts let's share and I guess members will curious about it too)))
works like a charm when I'm painting my nails :))) awkward moment
TV show-here we come
have you ever got hook on a TV show and wanted to go on it- if so-which one. Mine is Naked and Afraid; a pair of strangers (man and woman) must learn to survive together for 21 days with no food, no water, no tools...and no clothes in Africa.
RE: TV show-here we come
Three's Company (TV show) but want my 2 roommates to be Joan Smalls and Karlie Kloss
RE: TV show-here we come
im on season 3 of Dexter. I love it! Deb is awesome but i cant figure out what her weird accent is
RE: TV show-here we come
OMG im so jealous! SEASON 3! U have the whole thing waiting for u! I want to unwatch it and watch it all over again haha! Never noticed Deb's accent tho :)
RE: TV show-here we come
Naked and Afraid is definitely addicting. But the most recent show I wish had continued longer was Fringe, that show is great.
Currently watching Supernatural, I never saw it before and trying to catch up on it, and also rewatching Chuck, very funny.
Currently watching Supernatural, I never saw it before and trying to catch up on it, and also rewatching Chuck, very funny.
So long
So long to everyone I knew here. I was never destined to walk out of my shadows and bring light with me. I will miss all of you. Sincerely Mike
RE: So long
No, I doubt it. I'll see if I can get someone to post information on my funeral for anyone interested
RE: So long
oh cool....i'll have a beer to say goodbye to u then...catch u in the big porn site in the sky soon
RE: So long
Take care Mike- sorry to see you leave and yes be sure to see Mouse before leave (smile)
RE: Marie Laveau Obsession
i love American Horror Story too, especialy this season. i like Madison, she's the femme fatale character. spoiled and gets every man she wants.
RE: Marie Laveau Obsession
Im in love with Fiona Good:) Jessica Lange is SUPER SENSUAL!!!!
RE: Marie Laveau Obsession
There is a very popular song by a singer named Bobby Bare called Marie Laveau. It is about a witch that lives in a swamp. Very humorous song. I wonder if the charactor from the show was based on her?
we gonna see the galaxy
he said u wanna see the world...but all u see is pain..
and all these guys play the same old games..
well buckle up and hop in my ride
baby stick by my side...coz we gonna see the galaxy
and u gonna be my princess i'ma be ur king
u say u wanna fly...well i'ma be ur wings...
well buckle up and hop in my ride baby stick by my side
coz we gonna see the galaxy...
let me let me let me let me tell ya'll a story bout a
girl name mallory
never left the hood couldn't travel on her salary
grafitti on the street walls was her art gallery
then along came a boy who says do you wanna see the galaxy
she said i don't trust b-boys they decoys and all they
do is destroy and make alot of street noise
hurt so many times that she couldn't see the signs
could say that she was blind couldn't read between the lines
then finally he found a way to get up in her mind
said life is like a mountain babe together we gonna climb
she said yeah whatever then tightly gripped the vine
if u wanna be my star then teach me how to shine
he said u wanna see the world...but all u see is pain..
and all these guys play the same old games..
well buckle up and hop in my ride
baby stick by my side...coz we gonna see the galaxy
and u gonna be my princess i'ma be ur king
u say u wanna fly...well i'ma be ur wings...
well buckle up and hop in my ride baby stick by my side
coz we gonna see the galaxy...
and all these guys play the same old games..
well buckle up and hop in my ride
baby stick by my side...coz we gonna see the galaxy
and u gonna be my princess i'ma be ur king
u say u wanna fly...well i'ma be ur wings...
well buckle up and hop in my ride baby stick by my side
coz we gonna see the galaxy...
let me let me let me let me tell ya'll a story bout a
girl name mallory
never left the hood couldn't travel on her salary
grafitti on the street walls was her art gallery
then along came a boy who says do you wanna see the galaxy
she said i don't trust b-boys they decoys and all they
do is destroy and make alot of street noise
hurt so many times that she couldn't see the signs
could say that she was blind couldn't read between the lines
then finally he found a way to get up in her mind
said life is like a mountain babe together we gonna climb
she said yeah whatever then tightly gripped the vine
if u wanna be my star then teach me how to shine
he said u wanna see the world...but all u see is pain..
and all these guys play the same old games..
well buckle up and hop in my ride
baby stick by my side...coz we gonna see the galaxy
and u gonna be my princess i'ma be ur king
u say u wanna fly...well i'ma be ur wings...
well buckle up and hop in my ride baby stick by my side
coz we gonna see the galaxy...
RE: we gonna see the galaxy
could be a country song in the bar down the street-cool, good one wayne
RE: we gonna see the galaxy
Wow, I have not heard the word B-Boys since my dancing days in the 80's. I wore the track suits and shoes with fat laces and carried a big-ass radio around battling other dancers and crews in my city.
RE: we gonna see the galaxy
thx jassy...finished the music and words to the track this morning...i'm happy
RE: we gonna see the galaxy
don't forget to let us know also when this" brilliant" song will become a hit :))) lol