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Missing Out
I have smelly feet, bad breath, BO and I'm rude and disrespectuful. I've been looking at profiles and I'm finding it really hard to find a host that wants to talk to me.
Is there a girl out there who will still love me? :(
Is there a girl out there who will still love me? :(
RE: Missing Out
i think u just described the man of my dreams
if ur in ur 60s and have some serious illness i could marry u tomorrow even!!!
if ur in ur 60s and have some serious illness i could marry u tomorrow even!!!
RE: Missing Out
I am not 60 but I have a serious illness. Also, I have BO because no one wants to bathe me.
Will you marry me tomorrow?
I really need a good body scrub.
Will you marry me tomorrow?
I really need a good body scrub.
Air pump up bra
Any girls here who has an air pump up bra? The pads of the bra are like small balloons which can be pumped up to make your boobs look bigger.
RE: Air pump up bra
look for Gossard Airotic ultrabra. Has pump you carry in purse in case you need to add air. If only could add helium! That would be best uplift!
RE: Air pump up bra
burning cigarette ashes could burn hole in air pumped bra, then deflated (bra and ego) left with one side bigger than other!
RE: Air pump up bra
Unfortunately this bra has been out of production for around a couple of years now, why don't you contact Gossard directly and ask them about it and see if they have any plans to reintroduce this product.
pope v president
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally gives in. So the pope takes the wheel, and boy is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes nearly 100 in a 45 zone. A young policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: "Chief, I have a problem."
Chief: "What sort of problem?"
Cop: "Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no, much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the governor?"
Cop: "Muuuuch more important than that."
Chief: "Like the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, maybe more."
Chief: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, Sir, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!" :--)
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally gives in. So the pope takes the wheel, and boy is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes nearly 100 in a 45 zone. A young policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: "Chief, I have a problem."
Chief: "What sort of problem?"
Cop: "Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no, much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the governor?"
Cop: "Muuuuch more important than that."
Chief: "Like the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, maybe more."
Chief: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, Sir, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!" :--)
Why CC is better than a girlfriend on Christmas!
1. I can spend $100 today and still save money vs a present for a gf
2. I don't have to travel long way to see gf family
3. Don't have to be nice to gf's stupid parents or brother
4. I can watch sports on TV all day
5. I can eat my own crappy cooking instead of someone else's
6. If I get a little drunk and it takes too long to finish, CC girls don't get annoyed...in fact they LOVE it.
2. I don't have to travel long way to see gf family
3. Don't have to be nice to gf's stupid parents or brother
4. I can watch sports on TV all day
5. I can eat my own crappy cooking instead of someone else's
6. If I get a little drunk and it takes too long to finish, CC girls don't get annoyed...in fact they LOVE it.
RE: xmas plans
i actually organised myself,so i didn't have to spend christmas with my family.my thinking being that why,on the most festive of days,should those closest to me be punished by having to look at my sorry ass all day.it was the best(& cheapest)gift i could give them.so if you are all good blues & oranges next year,maybe i might leave you alone for Christmas 2009!! :--)
A christmas drink was had by
Ally and Wayne wanted to go out drinking for christmas,but they only had 2 pounds between them. Ally said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the 2 pounds on one large sausage. Wayne said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Ally replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Ally immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Waybe said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Ally replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Ally said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done,the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Wayne said, "Ally - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Ally said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
Wishing that everyone had/has a joyous Christmas with those dearest to them :--)
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the 2 pounds on one large sausage. Wayne said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Ally replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Ally immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Waybe said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Ally replied, with a smile," Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Ally said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done,the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Wayne said, "Ally - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Ally said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
Wishing that everyone had/has a joyous Christmas with those dearest to them :--)
Merry Christmas
It has been over 6 weeks since I have been on CC. A record for me. I have been addicted for over 5 years. I am on my way to recovery. But I wanted to say Merry Christmas to the many friends I have made here....BonBon, Triksy, Heidi and my beloved Monika. I will try and come back in a few months. Not that you care ...but I am always thinking of you.
RE: Merry Christmas
Wb BB))) See ya soon))) Ah and merry xmas to u too)) May all ur wishes come true))))):*
RE: Merry Christmas
not sure about his wishes but being christmas,any chance of you being in a red,short,tight outfit with white trimmings tonight monika?
RE: Merry Christmas
Welcome back.. I think Triksy, Heidi and your beloved Monika are no more here..
Merry Christmas
I am in st.pete flotida for the holidays but its kinda a bummer cuz I have a bunch of work to catch up on so I have really gotten to relax
Ho ho ho!
Jaysus how ya all. Merry Xmas!
Just bumped into this site seems like great fun indeed. Strangely I can't seem get into textchat - get message guests arent allowed. Can you actually chat for free on this site?
Looking for some nice BBW girl with natural hairy gee and armpits. Cheers all!
Just bumped into this site seems like great fun indeed. Strangely I can't seem get into textchat - get message guests arent allowed. Can you actually chat for free on this site?
Looking for some nice BBW girl with natural hairy gee and armpits. Cheers all!
do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
RE: do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
i got 2 x-mas cards, some photos and one pair of panties.
RE: do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
You A host or member ? And what is in them ? And from who ?
RE: do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
One host bought me a pink sheep I must just go fetch it she is using it in the meantime P
RE: do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
You cant be serious ha ha i must meet this host is she in fetish ?
RE: do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
BUT people must know that host's give too ))) I had to tell how kind host is ))
RE: do u get any gift for christmas from ane memnber or host?
I got a nice box of chocolates from a host. A nice free private vid from another. And a perfume from another host and 4 x-mas cards from other hosts. I can't complain. They love me.... or my credit card :-P
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to everyone ... and hoping that 2009 will be a successful year for all.
The best way to get ready for Christmas night
So we start first with a hot bath, let's say in the Jacuzzi or could be a hot tub as well with smelling salts to help you relaxing and get away the tension from your body. Feel the benefit of the warm water all over your body and the help of aroma salts chosen carefully to easy your respiration and chest pain.
Then I will dry you up with a warmed towel and laying on the bed face down and the warm towel covering your shoulders and back. I start slowly massage your feet and legs with warm massage oil and warm soft hands, with slow long smooth moves. Of course the massage oil is warmed a little so you can relax even more when I touch you all over with smooth soft warm hands and long fingers in slow long moves up and down all over your body.
I start with the feet because there are the most important spots communicating with all vital organs and spots from your body so I massage carefully the soles, the toes one by one, the heels then softly going up to ankles.
To be continued in video chat....
Kisses, Julia
Then I will dry you up with a warmed towel and laying on the bed face down and the warm towel covering your shoulders and back. I start slowly massage your feet and legs with warm massage oil and warm soft hands, with slow long smooth moves. Of course the massage oil is warmed a little so you can relax even more when I touch you all over with smooth soft warm hands and long fingers in slow long moves up and down all over your body.
I start with the feet because there are the most important spots communicating with all vital organs and spots from your body so I massage carefully the soles, the toes one by one, the heels then softly going up to ankles.
To be continued in video chat....
Kisses, Julia
Happy new year to all of U
Weli that old sun of ours has proved she made once again,
so happy New Year to all of U and Merry X-mas ( God Jul ) to those who believe or tto hose who simply just want a parrty -
urs 4 fun too.
so happy New Year to all of U and Merry X-mas ( God Jul ) to those who believe or tto hose who simply just want a parrty -
urs 4 fun too.
RE: HAPPY HOLIDAYS PPL
merry christmas Cristal, many blessings, love, joy and happenesse to you
Happy Birthday to Me :)
Its my birthday today :)))))))))))))))))))
Happy birthday to anyone else who has their birthday today :)
and yes that is my real id :)
Happy birthday to anyone else who has their birthday today :)
and yes that is my real id :)
RE: hi everyone
Thx and also congratulations to all the winners. I agree it was very fun to guess the words, little bit diffecult from time to time but fun as hell and it drove me crazy sometimes...but me and all the hosts I saw always got the words.
Contest thoughts
This last contest was interesting...In many ways we all learned about each other even more...Many members were probably surprised by the hosts being fantastic at this game , even though, for most, it was in a second language.
We again learned how hard working the hosts are and gained even more respect for them as human beings.
We learned of heart, and caring and being thoughtful and kind to others from some lesser known hosts. They taught us that we can all play, compete and be nice to each other. In many this is an example to us all.
Happy Holidays to all.
We again learned how hard working the hosts are and gained even more respect for them as human beings.
We learned of heart, and caring and being thoughtful and kind to others from some lesser known hosts. They taught us that we can all play, compete and be nice to each other. In many this is an example to us all.
Happy Holidays to all.
RE: Contest thoughts
Ok, I hate to be so cynical at holiday time, but this is ridiculous.
Members mostly come here to wank. Period! Yes, once here, they will meet some nice hosts and maybe even become friends (although usually just online friends) but that is not why they first came most of the time.
Ever notice that the vast majority of hosts are in adult categories, and that most of the adult categories are hard core? Why do you think that is? Sure you can makes friends in the process, and it is always better to be nice than to be rude, but your post makes it seem like we are all just one big happy family and love each other and the world is great. Sorry, I wish that were true, but it isn't.
In fact, while they often come first to wank, many guys stay in video longer because they are lonely and susceptible to a young pretty host with a smile. It is actually kind of pathetic and sad in many ways.
If this site and others like it were all about everyone being friendly and meeting nice people, first, most categories would not be adult and second, you wouldn't need to pay to chat, or at least not so much. There are plenty of free sites to chat on so why do you think we are all here?
What really goes on is that each host has a few favorites that she sincerely likes and the rest are just customers, and most of those customers are wanking to her or at least often started off whent hey first met by wanking or wanting to. And those favorites show their loyalty by spending hours in video to such an extent that no amount of prizes will ever offset the amount they spend here.
What do hosts do? The chat and chat and chat and rake in the cash. They take advantage of members' need to wank and lonliness. That is what is going on here. That is life, and I don't have a problem with it. CC fulfills a useful role in what can be a not so friendly world.
Yes, friendships can be formed, but your post acts as if we are all shocked that a pretty woman can have a brain and be a nice person. I have met many smart, friendly, beautiful women outside of CC so why should I be surprised to find that they exist here too?
I think that you make much too much out of the importance of CC or contests or anything else. Amazing as it might seem, there is a world outside of CC. This site exists to have fun... and that is why people pay... to have fun. It isn't about making friends or getting married. What are there? Mybe 10 nonadult hosts on at any one time and how many really expect to make friends or find a husband? What they expected to find was money. That is why they are here.
CC is about sex and making lonely guys feel a little less lonely. No matter how many times you tell me that a guy came here just to have someone to talk to, I would always ask "Why here?" Why is an older guy here to talk to women most of whom are a lot younger and just happen to be wearing little clothing? Why pay?
There are dozens of free chatrooms. And if a host really cared, sooner or later, wouldn't she stop the meter or give a lower price and password or something. Yes, that happens but how often?
CC is about fun and just enjoying yourself. It isn't the center of the universe, and it isn't about peace on earth and good will towards
men. And if you respected women and people before you got to CC, you would never need a contest to teach you that hosts can be smart too.
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to All!
And try not to take life or CC so seriously. :))
Members mostly come here to wank. Period! Yes, once here, they will meet some nice hosts and maybe even become friends (although usually just online friends) but that is not why they first came most of the time.
Ever notice that the vast majority of hosts are in adult categories, and that most of the adult categories are hard core? Why do you think that is? Sure you can makes friends in the process, and it is always better to be nice than to be rude, but your post makes it seem like we are all just one big happy family and love each other and the world is great. Sorry, I wish that were true, but it isn't.
In fact, while they often come first to wank, many guys stay in video longer because they are lonely and susceptible to a young pretty host with a smile. It is actually kind of pathetic and sad in many ways.
If this site and others like it were all about everyone being friendly and meeting nice people, first, most categories would not be adult and second, you wouldn't need to pay to chat, or at least not so much. There are plenty of free sites to chat on so why do you think we are all here?
What really goes on is that each host has a few favorites that she sincerely likes and the rest are just customers, and most of those customers are wanking to her or at least often started off whent hey first met by wanking or wanting to. And those favorites show their loyalty by spending hours in video to such an extent that no amount of prizes will ever offset the amount they spend here.
What do hosts do? The chat and chat and chat and rake in the cash. They take advantage of members' need to wank and lonliness. That is what is going on here. That is life, and I don't have a problem with it. CC fulfills a useful role in what can be a not so friendly world.
Yes, friendships can be formed, but your post acts as if we are all shocked that a pretty woman can have a brain and be a nice person. I have met many smart, friendly, beautiful women outside of CC so why should I be surprised to find that they exist here too?
I think that you make much too much out of the importance of CC or contests or anything else. Amazing as it might seem, there is a world outside of CC. This site exists to have fun... and that is why people pay... to have fun. It isn't about making friends or getting married. What are there? Mybe 10 nonadult hosts on at any one time and how many really expect to make friends or find a husband? What they expected to find was money. That is why they are here.
CC is about sex and making lonely guys feel a little less lonely. No matter how many times you tell me that a guy came here just to have someone to talk to, I would always ask "Why here?" Why is an older guy here to talk to women most of whom are a lot younger and just happen to be wearing little clothing? Why pay?
There are dozens of free chatrooms. And if a host really cared, sooner or later, wouldn't she stop the meter or give a lower price and password or something. Yes, that happens but how often?
CC is about fun and just enjoying yourself. It isn't the center of the universe, and it isn't about peace on earth and good will towards
men. And if you respected women and people before you got to CC, you would never need a contest to teach you that hosts can be smart too.
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to All!
And try not to take life or CC so seriously. :))
RE: Contest thoughts
thanks to man like u this site is not what i hoped to be:( sad sad sad! if you are older then 25 then its beyond sad:(
RE: Contest thoughts
What were you expecting this site to be? It is an adult site that primarily has adult hosts, most of whom are in hard core, and you yourself are not in a non adult category. Making friends is secondary to the reality that guys come here to see hot women and play most of the time. Why would you have expected anything else?
RE: Contest thoughts
I would agree, most members are here for a specific purpose. You only have to spend some time in text chat with a host when another member or two forgets to turn on "private" to see that most members cut right to the chase. They want to wank and make no bones about it (so to speak).
And I would agree making money is certainly a main motivation for the majority of hosts, and the contests serve to generate more cash flow. I understand that. And, like you, I don't need a contest to know that many hosts are very intelligent... sexiness alone would not sustain my interest in them. But I would venture to say some hosts actually have fun too, either in sessions, or in game playing, or just chatting with their favorite members, and they are not solely motivated by money.
And also, loneliness is not only something that guys feel here. It is often unspoken by hosts, but it is there, and I feel it.
So to all my current and future favorite hosts, Merry Christmas, and may the New Year bless you.
And I would agree making money is certainly a main motivation for the majority of hosts, and the contests serve to generate more cash flow. I understand that. And, like you, I don't need a contest to know that many hosts are very intelligent... sexiness alone would not sustain my interest in them. But I would venture to say some hosts actually have fun too, either in sessions, or in game playing, or just chatting with their favorite members, and they are not solely motivated by money.
And also, loneliness is not only something that guys feel here. It is often unspoken by hosts, but it is there, and I feel it.
So to all my current and future favorite hosts, Merry Christmas, and may the New Year bless you.
RE: Contest thoughts
yes you are right. I am not cheap too that's why I didn't want to annoy my members with the game. I had pretty much video when I was online during the contest and a saw that NOONE of my members wanted to even open one letter! I only succedded with one member, who by the way didnt want to play too, when I suggested the solution for the word,...and at the end of our video he entered the word and it was right.