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RE: Philipines?

Vanilla? What about chocolate, strawberry, and neopolitan!

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RE: Philipines?

what about mango, banana, and coco bean? tree blind mice in a row

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RE: Philipines?

M, does this mean my next target is the box? code word; BMOC? Or BMOCC?

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RE: Philipines?

Glad you enjoyed that "tidbit" host. Yes, indeed I've also heard that Manila is really a cool place to visit! I believe that 007 will soon be posted in that region for reasons of course that I cannot disclose at the moment. Secrecy is of the utmost importance as surely you can understand this. Please receive him with open arms, and make sure he gets his daily rations of "duck eggs." ;)))

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RE: Now I am confused

country of origin doesn't matter to me. I only leave suddenly if we can't communicate very well. (or if my wife comes in)

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RE: Now I am confused

knowing country makes conversation easier because then i can choose different subjects

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RE: Now I am confused

Ah come on. You can't expect all viewers to have good taste in women

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RE: Now I am confused

Personally where a person come fromes, has no bearing on the person, usually just the way they were raised. I have noticed, that woman form europe are quite abit more mature, than woman in the usa, and a big differece in beliefs. But as u said, just because wasnt happy with one host, isnt reason to think all in the country are that way. But on the other side, i have noticed, that lots of the russian hosts here, have little english skills, and i can see how that can turn some off, when going to text, and cant understand them

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RE: Now I am confused

Not all are the same, sometimes some enjoy getting to know the person they are chatting with before coming, is a little more exciting that way. And not all are the same, all people have different personalities, discussion topics, and intrest

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RE: Now I am confused

Next time tell the viewer you are from the Hermitage.

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RE: joke time!!!

Hahahaha
It's an old one, but very-very gooooooooood:-))

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RE: joke time!!!

Wish I had a penis on my face :(

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RE: joke time!!!

Look a little closer INYF :p

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RE: joke time!!!

lol Now I really am a dick-head

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RE: joke time!!!

And what does a duck-billed platypus have?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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RE: joke time!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: joke time!!!

tx bbut i didtn make it al up

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Advice From Men To Women:-))

...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.

...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

...Please don't drive when you're not driving.

...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
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RE: advice from me, for you

Stay away from my jokes:P

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RE: advice from me, for you

No i dont know..., but wait...i dont care!:P

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RE: advice from me, for you

oh, that was a joke!?

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RE: advice from me, for you

Ok...thx your advices war..., but still dont care:P

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RE: advice from me, for you

let's get this straight for the last time
war does not bother to post here and on the very occasions he does
unlike most
he uses his name
so alex babes
guess agian who it was

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still

Help me please to find 19nika. May be girls from her studio can clear the situation?
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ok, I'll help you find her ... you go check in the kitchen and living room, I'll look upstairs and we'll both check the attic because it's a little scary up there and I might need to hold you hand. We'll let the other girls from her studio do a house-to-house in the neighborhood and if we don't find her, I will look under every rock and behind every tree on my way to work. How's that?

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RE: still

well i looked in the closets, all i saw were some bones

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RE: still

she married some yank for the passport, gotta suffer him 3 years she said till she can get citizenship

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RE: still

He'll divorce her in 2nd year, so expect her back here in 2 yrs mate :)

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RE: still

the key is to be sure all your assets are well-protected (for the divorce) and that your boy is well-protected (for the paternity) and get as much sex as you can before she takes off

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RE: still

She just walked by on the street.

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RE: still

(When I first saw you, I saw love. And the first time you touched me, I felt love. And after all this time, you're still the one I love.)
mmmmmmmmm yeah

Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday

They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong

(mmm)

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night

Ain't nothin' better
We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at what we would be missin'

They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night
You're still the one

(oooooooo) yeah!

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life ooooo yeah
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night

I'm so glad we made it
Look how far we've come my baby...

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does anyone know

has any one seen or knows whear extassy4you is
not seen her since september wonder if may be she has changed her screen name can any one help please
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RE: does anyone know

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
answer ur question?

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RE: TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

:P :-))

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RE: TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

alex babes you were suppose to guess again :D

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Owner of a Lonely Heart

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and thats the only way

Shake - shake yourself
Youre every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Say - you dont want to chance it
Youve been hurt so before

Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin one and only
You - lose yourself
No not for pitys sake
Theres no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
Youve got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own decision
They confused me so - owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end youve got to go
Look before you leap - owner of a lonely heart
And dont you hesitate at all - no no

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely heart - owner of a lonely heart
It will excite it will delight
It will give a better start - owner of a lonely heart

Dont deceive your free will at all
Dont deceive your free will at all - owner of a lonely heart
Dont deceive your free will at all
Just receive it

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RE: Owner of a Lonely Heart

that, that is

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RE: Rude joke: Creation of a pussy

Nice poem:-))

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RE: Rude joke: Creation of a pussy

Very good lol (and you didn't replace the vowel with an e and spell the word cent - Comm chatters note :P)

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RE: Rude joke: Creation of a pussy

Comm chatters never note
:dd

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RE: :)))

Very true

Especially the laundry bit, as well as plates to eat off :)

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What to make of this situation?

There is this chat host I have known for 6 months. She has asked me to no longer visit her in video. She has told me she does not feel comfortable getting naked for me. She has told me she viewsme as a friend and as nothing more. I have ask if we can meet in real life and she says no.

Ok, sounds like typical brush off but he where it gets confusing. She works from home about 8 to 10 hours a day. Every day as soon she gets on, she buzzes me on yahoo to chat. She expects me to chat with her on yahoo the entire time she on. Some times when she doing shows she gone for 30 to 45 minutes. She gets angry if I am not on everyday. She comes across as being jealous, she does not want me to chat with any other girls on web cam sites. She also gets mad if I tell her I will not be online for a few days because i am hanging out with my real life friends.

She seems to be demanding a lot for someone who only views me as a friend.

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RE: What to make of this situation?

Fuck it, blow it off dude. Find a girl in your hometown to hang out with.

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RE: What to make of this situation?

Hmmmmm

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RE: What to make of this situation?

same thing happened to me last year . i wonder if its same girl ........i just deleted her from yahoo and favourites list . btw are her archives pics explicit yet ur not to visit her ?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

If all he is getting is chat wouldn't he be better off staying on yahoo?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

Is it possible Anonymous, that there may be some confusion going on with BOTH of you insofar as perhaps a misunderstanding? It's good advice to go have another chat with her and try to make things very CLEAR for you both. Keep with the FACTS, and try not to deviate into getting too emotional!

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To 1st anonymous

Whats your name?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

How do you feel this.Are you offended?Don't you want to chat with that host anymore?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

typical female...wants it both ways.

if i were him, i block her in yahoo, make a new screen name in cc, and go watch her strip there instead of living with all the BS.

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RE: What to make of this situation?

Hey typical man.U was the first who called me typical woman.It's easily to tell you this way if you haven't been in such a situation huh

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RE: What to make of this situation?

actually baby, ive been here a long long time, probably longer than you, and ive been in this stupid situation more than once. not any more. i finally learned the HARD way that its not worth it.

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RE: What to make of this situation?

I agree with you huh

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RE: What to make of this situation?

This comment gives me several different thoughts. One is that she depends on you for non-viewer companionship. She hates doing the sex-video thing and needs you as a support. This would be fine with some guys, but it can lead him to think there is "more" there than friendship.

Personally, I am pretty ok with this if I am sure that the relationship won't really go anywhere. There are a few chathosts here that I care about and even love in a certain way, but i know it would never work in real life so text chatting is fine.

It is obvious this host is using you and is not willing to 'give back' to this friendship. It is common is real life, why not also possible on-line. She expects you to be willing and available on her terms and damn-all to your needs.

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RE: To analyst?

I answered the ORIGINAL post. If you are sure you are the host that he is referring to then you are playing mind games with him.

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RE: To analyst?

I'm sure i'm not the host he reffers to but i have similar situation.

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RE: What to make of this situation?

well if she thinks of you as a friend only, and wont get naked 4 u , and gets pissed if you want to see a naked lady, then she can choose she strips or you go to the others. i think its cool that she pages you in yahoo but still i would tell her, bybye friend. us perverts need naked ladies :P
if she cant understand that, then you should find a new friend that does.
btw, is she philippine ?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

or Russian?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

or human?

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RE: What to make of this situation?

relationships were never meant to be easy :)))

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RE: What to make of this situation?

he doesn't descibe a relationship...

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RE: maybe she wants to get married

I am in adult,but I chat only in videos with friends.Cant see any problem.They too.

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RE: maybe she wants to get married

Ch was soooo right!..we do not want to chat for free so long unless we like the man.

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MasterTech

MasterTech said he wants to go to the Hermitage in St. Petersburg, Russia because it's such a great night spot!
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RE: MasterTech

No he didn't. Read his post again and try and summon up some comprehension skills from the depths of your illiteracy.

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RE: MasterTech

What is illtertacy?

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RE: MasterTech

ah u know these AirFarce guys, always trying to be technical! lol

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RE: MasterTech

Amanda will you take me to the Hermitage when I come to St. Petersburg? :-)

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RE: MasterTech

What is your screen name? :)

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why men are happier than women

Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
You can wear "no" T-shirt to a water park
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental $100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood - all the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
Everything on your face stays its original color
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck
You can play with toys all your life
Your belly usually hides your big hips
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes!
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RE: why men are happier than women

That's funny and there's a lot of truth to that, but to really be happy you also need a loyal woman by your side!

;-)

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RE: why men are happier than women

We maybe don't get the "visitor" but us poor men still suffer from the visit as it makes girls even more annoying :P

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RE: why men are happier than women

Wouldn't a woman by your side make you unhappy ?

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RE: why men are happier than women

No I really believe that is the key to happiness. Even dry statistics show that married people live longer and are happier than unmarried people.

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RE: why men are happier than women

lol it just seems longer :P

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RE: why men are happier than women

Ha ha I get it now, very funny! ;-)

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The best reason I've heard to quit drinking...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006010275,00.html#
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RE: The best reason I've heard to quit drinking...

I wonder if that's a good story to tell to get laid. Maybe girls will think it's cute.

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fifteen things to do in walmart

when your girlfriend is taking all day and u are bord....

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in housewares...and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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RE: fifteen things to do in walmart

Ha ha! Squigly!

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RE: fifteen things to do in walmart

Im up to no.5 now.... 10 more left........... :(

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RE: for mike...

for whitch mike ...........we are many :))

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RE: for mike...

and many are mike :P

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RE: how much?

$0.50 per minute should be about right:-)

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RE: how much?

no... $0.50 seems right... but only for a full show that begins immediately

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RE: how much?

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers (roof! roof!)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I do hope that doggie's for sale

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RE: >>hello,from romania<<

Everyone is very sweet apart from me :)
I am rude and horrible.
But welcome to cc

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Trouble sleeping:-))

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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New French film about finding love in Romania

Someone told me about it, but I didn't see it. Anyway, my French is quite so rusty, but I think it's about a man who goes to Romania to find a girl there.

Here's a link about the movie:
www.allocine.fr/film/fichefilm_gen_cfilm=59132.html

Did any Frenchies see it yet? :)
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RE: New French film about finding love in Romania

"Aym Pigrenet has just lost his wife. It is not submerged by sorrow, but is destroyed by the work which it will have from now on to carry out all alone with the farm. Very quickly, Aym realizes that it cannot be left there. It must imperatively find another woman. But in this village, the thing is not easy. Aym then decides to call upon a marriage bureau. Contrary to the other "customers", it does not seek the solid soul mate but only one woman, planted well on its two legs, likely to assist it with the farm. Understanding that it does not seek the emotional one but the useful one, the director of the agency proposes in Aym to go to Romania where there, the girls are ready with very to leave the misery in which they live. And it is indeed in Romania, that Aym will meet Elena..."

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RE: New French film about finding love in Romania

Before you judge this situation I think those of us who know reality know that most East European girls WON'T agree to such a thing. However, among those who will go to mysterious "housekeeping jobs" in the west that turn out to be "human trafficing" a sure thing with a simple farmer in the French countryside isn't bad at all. Especially if the girl knows farmwork anyway.

I recently met a emigre-girl from Arad who told me the last time she went home to visit she met old classmates still there who would do ALL for 10 euro. I don't think this is so common, but it does happen.

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RE: New French film about finding love in Romania

why dont u tell us about your photo galerie from romania ? Frank....U must ask first to show private pictures to public even it is made by you.

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Girl's Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten a little over enthusiastic with the drinks at the bar.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery they were passing. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one thought she would take off her panties and use them and then dispose them. The second one was lucky enough to squat next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she used that to wipe with. After finishing their business, the girls continued home.

The next day one of the womens husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. He phoned the other husband and said, These girl nights have got to stop! Im starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home last night with no panties!!

Thats nothing said the other husband, Mine came back with a card stuck in her ass that saidFrom all of us at the fire station. Well never forget you.
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RE: Girl's Night Out

LOLOLOLOL

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RE: Girl's Night Out

a beauty!!!!

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:P

A verry shy guy enters in a bar and sees a beautyful young lady standing at the bar.After an hour,in wich he gathered all his currage,he goes to her and ask:"Do u mind if we talk a bit?"The girl shouts verry loud:"NO!No,i will not have sex with u tonight!Everybody in there was looking at those 2.To his shame,the guy returns at his table.After a few minutes,the lady is approaching.She smiles verry large and says:"I am verry sorry if i made u feel bad.U know,im a a student of psychology,and i study how do people react in a embarrassing situation.Next moment,the guy shouts:"What??200 dollars??!!!!"
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RE: :P

Hahahaha
:P

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RE: :P

lol hehe

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RE: :P

Kar did he study psychology too???

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RE: :P

I dont know,but i will ask him:D

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RE: :P

Ha ha serves her right for playing head games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lonely Heart Advert

Well as no host answered my lonely heart advert I am going to get blow-up Betty back out the cupboard :(

Now where did I put that puncture reapir kit :D
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RE: Lonely Heart Advert

Hey inyf what did you ask repeat, pls.I'm all ears.:)

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RE: Lonely Heart Advert

How do you do

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RE: Lonely Heart Advert

How do you do what?

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3 Please

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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RE: 3 Please

lol very good

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RE: 3 Please

good one, thanks...we Irishmen aren't the smartest drinkers!

(got a pint of guinness in front of me now-it's just for my brother who's away...i don't drink anymore myself!)

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RE: 3 Please

I had a blow up betty...

.. Bit her neck then she farted and flew out the window!

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RE: 3 Please

Is that true?

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RE: 3 Please

well...I am Irish..and do have a guinness in front of me...

obviously, the part where i don't drink any more is a joke...I AM Irish!!

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