General Forum
8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised.
In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Or in other words...
Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy
N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy
N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Beautiful; Impish, Gorgeous; Bare; Rescuer; Extreme, Amazing; Sassy; Tremendous; Safe
B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.
B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Beautiful, Amorous, Lovely, Delightful Cute,Uncomplicated
mmm perhaps I'd better stop there :)
mmm perhaps I'd better stop there :)
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
my last boyfriend had B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S. and it wasn't until later I realized that he was a she ...
RE: HAPPY NEW OLD YEAR all russian and not only ppl
Happy Old New Year for everyone, who celebrate it!!!
RE: HAPPY NEW OLD YEAR all russian and not only ppl
Drink some cold beer....the best medicine for hangovered-seething stomach:-))
Psychiatrist phone:-))
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
Hahahaha
Nope, im not possesive, but i start being paranoid, because "me" is hunting me...and the worst is,... he doesnt like my jokes:P
So which number should i press?:P
Nope, im not possesive, but i start being paranoid, because "me" is hunting me...and the worst is,... he doesnt like my jokes:P
So which number should i press?:P
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
I'll call this number, if you'll be, who'll pick up the phone:-)))))))
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
Alex, the chief's gonna want to know the number for 'anal-retentive,' any ideas? He gonna need a number as in Real Quick!!!!
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
The number, which your chief would like to know is sixhundredandsixstysix...(Album: Iron Maiden-The Number Of The Beast...released March 29th, 1982.)...Have fun!:-))))
SING WITH ME....this jan 14th
happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..happy bday happy bday...happy bday to me..:)
Best Pick Up Lines
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From a great list.................
http://www.digits.com/top/both_100.html
Muah!
Hi, guys! Thank you for all the fun u r giving me! My mood is soo good when i exhibit here! It's just great i have a possibility to contact u! Hugs&kisses!
Rumy
Rumy
RE: commchat? or what the hell
there are a few in comm chat who if you dont agree with them will continually attack and try to harass you. i just press ignore on them and chat with the rest of members and hosts . you know who they are ..........press ignore ........ this works
RE: commchat? or what the hell
This seems to be a constant and perpetual problem with the rudeness and harassment of both members and hosts who are not a part of the "Comchat Club," so to speak. It almost seems that you have to have exclusive rights of membership to even be allowed to "speak your own peace," and then when you do, yes, the attacks usually follow. I have noticed that comchat is sometimes monitored by CC-Admin., but they cannot always be in a 24/7 mode. One of the main problems is that there always seems to be a "Leader-Provoker," whom many of the others seem to follow and support, and this does cause problems, because they usually turn into a "group," once the leader has instigated an attack on someone. Then yes, you then become quickly outnumbered, and don't stand a chance at rebuttal! The more you try to chat on your behalf, the worse the group gets, and the more abusive they become. Remember though, this usually doesn't happen without the "leader" being the 'main provoker,' for he is the Instigator!
Using the ignore button can as the previous member pointed out, suppress this opposition at times, but it is a tragedy that in an Open Forum Community Chat, with all Adult Membership, that you shouldn't have to worry about being insulted, ridiculed, or targeted in the first place! It just goes to show that despite the Adult Age of anyone for that matter within the comchat, the 'child-like' behavior of the Leader and his Followers continues to flourish! So, not much has changed in there, but at least yes, you will have to continue to use the Ignore Button! :(:(:(
Using the ignore button can as the previous member pointed out, suppress this opposition at times, but it is a tragedy that in an Open Forum Community Chat, with all Adult Membership, that you shouldn't have to worry about being insulted, ridiculed, or targeted in the first place! It just goes to show that despite the Adult Age of anyone for that matter within the comchat, the 'child-like' behavior of the Leader and his Followers continues to flourish! So, not much has changed in there, but at least yes, you will have to continue to use the Ignore Button! :(:(:(
RE: commchat? or what the hell
Yes there is always one provokator and sheeps follow him. Only weaks need any leader...
dear "another member"
There are actually several comm chat clubs, depending on the time of day. But the only problem happens is if you want to be in their club. If you ignore them and chat in private (when they can't see your words) you can chat with anybody else and they won't even know you're there - they're too self-absorbed to even notice you.
RE: dear "another member"
Dear Anonymous, You could not have misunderstood my post and it's content if it were to jump up and bite you from behind!
RE: dear "another member"
I see perfectly that you whine about there not being a Roberts Rules of Order enforced by Daddy CC. It's not a debate club, it's like a big playground full of kids, some unruly and others quietly playing together.
RE: dear "another member"
well anonymous you should be in there when a debate does erupt, and when it does sides are taken very quickly. And when they do the person who is trying to put forth constructive comments will always be attacked by the wolfpack. So, if you haven't experienced this for yourself, then I can understand why it may be difficult for you to understand! just my opinion mind you, but it is real, it does happen, and it makes for no one to have fun in community chat when these incidents do happen. I wouldn't say RR of Order would be the solution, but I certainly would welcome more rules of good etiquette for all members/hosts to apply themselves by.
RE: commchat? or what the hell
I totally support what the previous member has stated. The community chat should not be the way it is currently, but since it is, this is how it is! Watch out for anyone who takes the role of the Instigator! Avoid him in all haste! In the meantime you have no other choice but to continue to use the ignore button. :(
RE: commchat? or what the hell
i think there are actually 2 dudes working together as the leader ;)
RE: commchat? or what the hell
no im talking about 2 dudes in commchat who think they are leading a pack, and maybe they are, it's really weird in there! if it's real leadership your talking about, you wont find it in there.
RE: commchat? or what the hell
I think we are talking about the same...I just was ironic with word "try"...
RE: commchat? or what the hell
I hope they don't bar people because of age because then I won't be allowed in.
But feel happy to press ignore if I am annoying you :)
But feel happy to press ignore if I am annoying you :)
RE: commchat? or what the hell
and isn't it amazing that only the so called leader of the pack, the instigator/provoker, the provacateur showd up and ros to her defense
my no wonder this place has gotten so bad
my no wonder this place has gotten so bad
RE: Yaaaaaaay!!! I'm running!!!
Okay you got my vote - but I must admit I was tempted to vote for Mr March (I think it was the eye patch) :)
I'm In Love
But she's only 19.
However, she's a sexy 19 old who I would love to stuff with 100% pork!
However, she's a sexy 19 old who I would love to stuff with 100% pork!
RE: I'm In Love
Seeing as you want her to be stuffed with pork, it either implies that you are a pig or, if there is no sexual innuendo in your statement, a very deranged individual. I daresay, a potential serial killer even.
What kind of weirdo are you anyway?
What kind of weirdo are you anyway?
RE: I'm In Love
I didn't realize there were actually different classifications of "weirdo-ness" ... and if one is a "weirdo" how does one determine which classification or type he/she is? I think some additional information is required before your question can be answered.
As to the being stuffed with 100% pork question, the procedure for doing this is actually very well-established. I could direct you to a book written a number of years ago which documents the steps involved in stuffing an orifice with the flesh of a swine. It may still be available on amazon.com. If you are interested, let me know.
As to the being stuffed with 100% pork question, the procedure for doing this is actually very well-established. I could direct you to a book written a number of years ago which documents the steps involved in stuffing an orifice with the flesh of a swine. It may still be available on amazon.com. If you are interested, let me know.
RE: CHATHOST IN UK
nowadays for ticket and flight you pay separete prices?! =) kinda bougth ticket but still need to buy flight.. ==)))))
The best thing and good work you will get from photograther in case you pay.. So my advice to save money for that as well.. but in case you wanna pay by nature.. its also possible, but only beginners - photographers allow this kind of paying, not professionals. And if you are in UK and good, charisma outlook you have, agents will make pictures for you for free ;-) You just need to visit agencies and to show yourself and casual pics... And for cc.. you dont need too good photographer ;-)
Kiss kiss
Good Luck
Your Amanda ;-)
The best thing and good work you will get from photograther in case you pay.. So my advice to save money for that as well.. but in case you wanna pay by nature.. its also possible, but only beginners - photographers allow this kind of paying, not professionals. And if you are in UK and good, charisma outlook you have, agents will make pictures for you for free ;-) You just need to visit agencies and to show yourself and casual pics... And for cc.. you dont need too good photographer ;-)
Kiss kiss
Good Luck
Your Amanda ;-)
RE: CHATHOST IN UK
yeah.. i am still hard.. but i am not photographer that to help, sorry... ==)))))
PS I hope you are 18+ already and understand what life is and how things are working in it ;-) Free-of-charge - only cheese in a mousetrap!
PS I hope you are 18+ already and understand what life is and how things are working in it ;-) Free-of-charge - only cheese in a mousetrap!
RE: CHATHOST IN UK
Visiting my friends from Slovenia in London??? Having big panic problems at home??? ..is just not the first time i hear this...hmm I don't know i just have this funny feeling aint any friends from Slovenia but "one friend" who probabily already paid for your ticket anyway ..but yeah i have to admit is a new interesting way to get attention and why not some $$$ into your pocket...i don't judge u ..go ahead with all these i just don't buy it
RE: The truth is out there
and it's also a well known that, according to the worldly-wise philosophical teachings of the little known North American religion Reo, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
Women's translations:-))
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to What's wrong?:
- The same old thing = Nothing
- Nothing = Everything
- Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to What's wrong?:
- The same old thing = Nothing
- Nothing = Everything
- Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!
Translations for women:-))
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
Bubbles in my Pants for you
Dear Riddler...Thank you always for your kind words...this for you
You know I must always change my panties, it's a problem I face,
because no one likes my brown stained lace,
I close my eyes, I wish and I beg,
but i still feel the bubbles running down my leg,
Sometimes they are green but mostly brown,
The smell of my bubbles makes me frown,
But you are different , my Riddler dear,
You understand my problem, that is clear,
So I'll be your Chant box, I'll show you true love,
I'll wrap myself around you like a glove,
I'll bow before you, and kiss your feet
As long as you don't mind my squirting seat,
Kisses to you Riddler, my new love forever...
You know I must always change my panties, it's a problem I face,
because no one likes my brown stained lace,
I close my eyes, I wish and I beg,
but i still feel the bubbles running down my leg,
Sometimes they are green but mostly brown,
The smell of my bubbles makes me frown,
But you are different , my Riddler dear,
You understand my problem, that is clear,
So I'll be your Chant box, I'll show you true love,
I'll wrap myself around you like a glove,
I'll bow before you, and kiss your feet
As long as you don't mind my squirting seat,
Kisses to you Riddler, my new love forever...
RE: Bubbles in my Pants for you
Nice of you to check in chants........Oh the honor of such unrefined moments...........:S! Katrina really would be proud ;) what stories from the WaterCloset will u grace us with next?
RE: Bubbles in my Pants for you
Thank You my large sweet passion fruit,
for the poem and the e-mails,
You know it is not what is full in your pants,
but what is full in your heart that matters,
Your special friend, Riddler
for the poem and the e-mails,
You know it is not what is full in your pants,
but what is full in your heart that matters,
Your special friend, Riddler
To Riddler
Hey don't get down on yourself sweet ass...I suffer from the same affliction as you and your friend.
I recently named my prostate "Sheriff Vince",
Hope this helps,
J.T.
I recently named my prostate "Sheriff Vince",
Hope this helps,
J.T.
RE: Johnny Reveals Himself
Not in the least Johnny, but it makes no difference anyway. You have just revealed not only who you are, but also, what side of the tracks you come from. In other words Johnny, your post was inevitably expected. It was just a matter of time.
RE: Johnny Reveals Himself
its not just that riddler the guy is best friends with you-know-who
RE: Bubbles in my Pants for you
shit, that can't be worth publishing, not even worth the person who claims he's had his poems published in the first place......what a lie and, or liar this guy really is!
where is lovefever
i try to told her mery christmas and she was buzy,and i never see her online since the 24.is somebody have news,thx for help.
RE: where is lovefever
if its true too bad too hear that was a nice and funny girl i will miss her.thanks for the information.
RE: who is imshy
i was ask where is lovefever,and now you said imshy is disapear too?did they was work together in the same studio?is somebody have some news of theme and why they stop work or quit.thx for information.
RE: who is imshy
Boss was an asshole.... all girls left the studio eventually and its probably closed now. If she can set-up from home, good luck to her....... :)
RE: to DM
so is it mean imshy and lovefever was work in the same studio and they dont get back online?i guess many girls here have prob with boss of studio and keep money from theme .
RE: to DM
You got hold of the wrong end of the stick. imshy is a viewer, and from UK.
If you want me to get a message to LoveFever, I am happy to try... But i do not expect her to be back online very soon, if her studio has indeed closed, which I think it has.
If you want me to get a message to LoveFever, I am happy to try... But i do not expect her to be back online very soon, if her studio has indeed closed, which I think it has.
RE: to DM
ok thx to make it more clear DM,so if i put it all together anonymous try to said that imshy left with lovefever(or they are lovers )together if i use is words.if you are in touch with her juste let her says happy new year from me.because i try before christmas thene i never had the oportunity.so thx again for all the information.
RE: to kevina
sure kevina, i'll relay the message..... and they 'were' lovers, but not anymore.
RE: Hostility
community chat ......... the answer can be a few against or in deffiance it depends on how question was asked
RE: Hostility
good point "yea." Im looking however for a single synonym that would be another word for "hostility"......I should have been more precise in looking for one word only......... the word (name) very often comes up in community chat!
RE: Hostility
dictionary.com says (if you click "thesaurus"):
abhorrence, aggression, animosity, animus, antipathy, aversion, bad blood, bellicosity, belligerence, bitterness, detestation, disaffection, enmity, estrangement, grudge, hatred, ill will, inimicality, malevolence, malice, meanness, opposition, rancor, resentment, spite, spleen, unfriendliness, venom, virulence, war, warpath
abhorrence, aggression, animosity, animus, antipathy, aversion, bad blood, bellicosity, belligerence, bitterness, detestation, disaffection, enmity, estrangement, grudge, hatred, ill will, inimicality, malevolence, malice, meanness, opposition, rancor, resentment, spite, spleen, unfriendliness, venom, virulence, war, warpath
RE: Hostility
Thank you ernie for the Dictionary/Thesaurus reference. The true answer can actually be found in the middle of the bottom line of your paragraph of definition's........ ;)
RE: Hostility
How about "Agressive?" Or to someone 40+ in the US try "police action" if you want them to get a chuckle.
imshy
Dose anyone know were imshy is was always in comchat but not for sometimes now did he leave i am miss him and joke he make on forum