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RE: One month old!

Almost 2 years gone since my first connection on cc...
Wish me luck and more...
Kiss and hugs you Anda:P

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RE: One month old!

I hope you will!:P
Wish you good luck and lots of fun:-))
Kiss

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RE: One month old!

The first time I joined CC was Deccember 2002! That's more than three years! I can't believe how fast time goes!

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Customs Check

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked,
"Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course, my child, what can I do for you?"
"Here's the problem...... I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie."
"You have such an honest face, Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions," and she gave him the hair remover.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
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RE: Customs Check

Hahaha:P

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RE: Customs Check

funny

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RE: :-P

White lingeries....black lingeries:P

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Look before you leap

It has been written here in the forums and recommended by cc's to always go to text chat and ask what you can expect. Sometimes I like to just roll the dice and take my chances. Recently, I have had some bad experiences like that. By the way, it doesn't hurt to go back and ask again, because minds do change. At first this host only would strip in one2one. She was charging around $1 per min, and I dont want to just chat for that money. So i waited several weeks, went back and asked again. Now she is willing to strip in open chat. Today I seen her, and I must say, it was well worth the wait.

Roger
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RE: Look before you leap

There exist a phrase..."Time can solve everything"...LOL

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RE: Look before you leap

but sometimes you never get a second chance to make that first impression...

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RE: Look before you leap

first impressions should be used to completely judge a person or situation,
i for one am nervous and shy at first, but later im more comfortable
and winter sux, its cold and too bright, but after that its pretty cool and fun.

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Passing an exam:-))

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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hello :-)

hey guys and girls let me know if u want my new yahoo id. email me on ccmail pls.
miss u all.
and btw... little promotion - check Vendetta :-D
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RE: hello :-)

Do you have new one? I didnt know your old either:-))

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RE: hello :-)

I dont know, how will I survive:-)))
Kisses:P

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RE: hello :-)

get to not so shy missy

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RE: hello :-)

i have instant action here :-P

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hope im not bother you :P

Meeting you on the net,
Was the beginning of a new life,
I knew you were special right from the start,
I think you felt my feeling.

Each night that we would talk,
And suddenly, there we were,
Like magic, our love started to bloom,
And it grew and grew.

We chatted`til morning light,
Until the dawn was at the window,
We laugh, we cry, we share so much,
Neither knowing what`s in store.

I love the time we spend in chat,
Or talking on the phone,
You are so special to me,
You have become a friend like i have never known.

I needed to say how much i care,
And that i have grown so found
We shared a rare and special love,
A special sort of bond.

Who could have known that you were there,
And the internet brought us near,
I will treasure every moment i live,
And you, i will never forget.

If times get hard and you need an ear,
Or someone to hug you tight,
I will be sitting right here
I`ll hold you tight all night.

And soon, we would meet,
And see our love with a new,
For now, i know, we love each other so,
For that i am thankful for the net.
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RE: hope im not bother you :P

Wow AmazingAnne I didn't know you cared so much about me :D

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RE: hope im not bother you :P

lovely words Anne.........muahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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RE: hope im not bother you :P

very nice anne!

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

Yes

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

yes.i actually first met the girl on another site.she was uncomfortable being naked so we just chatted.when she started here i came to chat with her.we not only chat here but off line to.i would classify her as a friend.

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

Of course I do...that's why were commchat invented:-))

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

You mean you can chat with the girls also ? :P

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

yes , met at CC , became friends , so now chat and cam on yahoo , as friends would ,, of course ..:-)

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

Yes, there are many reasons to only chat. Even if a woman may be beautiful and she is willing or enjoys showing her body there is more to a real woman than only her body. If you know her mind her body will be a deeper pleasure after knowing her mind. I seek the true pleasure of a beautiful womans mind and soul, as there are many beautiful bodies, but fewer beautiful minds and souls

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RE: Do You guys ever talk to Non-adult girls?

I certainly chat regularly with non-adult hosts. The first quality they need to have to become a regular is enough English and intelligence to be able to sustain and sometimes initiate an intelligent converstion. I think non-adult hosts have to genuinely enjoy chatting on the net. I realise that they are here to earn money but a non-adult host who looks at this only as a job is unlikely to do well.

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RE: What do you wish for?

To die of a slow painful death :)

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RE: What do you wish for?

for u to go "not so shy" 1 sweethoney

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RE: What do you wish for?

to watch's DM's long slow painful death!lol

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RE: What do you wish for?

To be the one to give DM a long slow painful death LoL

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RE: What do you wish for?

this thread sound like its starting DM's slow painful death already

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RE: What do you wish for?

To rent out my house, buy a housebus and travel around NZ.

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RE: What do you wish for?

NZ? .. O those two lil islands near OZ? .. been there..:-))

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RE: What do you wish for?

Is that a comment I read coming from NZ's West Island ?

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RE: What do you wish for?

I thought that would get your attention, nemphokiwi.. :-))))

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RE: What do you wish for?

that would be DM's long slow painful death travelling NZ.hahaha!!

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RE: What do you wish for?

To rent out my house and travel around Romania.

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RE: What do you wish for?

Be happy , have fun and new scared trips!

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Idiots.....

IDIOTS AT WORK...
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.



ADVICE FOR IDIOTS...
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."



IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE...
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce. "He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOTS IN THE NEWS...
Buffalo Channel 4 News on October 20th,1999 informed its captivated audience that when selling their computer, the best way to erase the files on your computers hard drive is by drilling a hole in the drive its self! "By drilling a hole in the drive its self, you make it impossible for the new owner to get your files." No fucking kidding, idiot!

IDIOT SIGHTINGS...
Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.

Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open." Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."

Sighting #6: I work in a hospital and one day the doctor and I were asking a pregnant lady some questions upon admission to the maternity ward. When we asked her who we should call in case of an emergency, she stated "911".

Sighting #7: My daughter was going over to the neighbors house to visit but didn't want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her. While at the neighbors she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbors phone and dialed our number. While waiting for someone to answer the phone at home, the phone she brought over with her began to ring. She immediately hung up the neighbors phone and answered our phone. There was no one there. She wanted to know who it was who called so she used our phone to call our house. The line was busy. Getting very frustrated she left the neighbors to go home and see who was on the phone. No one was on the phone. My daughter could not figure out what was going on until someone explained it to her.

Sighting #8: As systems manager of an answering service a few years back I had the pleasure of working with an especially ignorant doctor. Our system was trying to fax her messages to her place of business when a message came back informing us her fax was out of paper. When I called her office and told her about this she replied, "Oh, I'm all out of bond paper. Could you fax me some?" I'm right fuckin' on it, Babe.

Sighting #9: I was in McDonalds one time when the lady in front of me ordered a cheeseburger and requested no cheese. Now I don't know about you but that sounds like a fucking hamburger to me.

Sighting #10: Many years ago I worked in a delicatessen. The assistant manager had burnt something in the oven and smoke was pouring from the kitchen area. When the store manager came by and asked why she hadn't opened the emergency fire exit door to allow the smoke to go outside she said, "I thought about it but I couldn't find the key!"

Sighting #11: I was sitting at my University bar with some friends the other day when we overheard a man talking on his mobile phone. He was saying that he wanted to "buy, buy, buy" some shares and "sell, sell, sell" some shares. Unfortunately for him, his mobile phone actually began to ring!!! The laughter in the bar was heard for miles!! Now that's what I call an IDIOT!

Sighting #12: A friend of mine and I were on a little road trip with his wife driving. Everything was pretty quiet when she turned to us and asked, "If you are driving 70mph, about how far would you go in an hour?" Oh yeah, she's a smart one.

Sighting #13: Calling the telecommunication company to inform them my phone didn't work and that when I picked up the receiver its completely dead, the technician said from the other end "Are you calling from the number of the phone that does not work
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she should join the civil service

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RE: Idiots.....

lol

The first one has actually happened to me twice :D

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Had to tell the cashier I'd asked for the light cigaretts and not the full strength one's she'd handed me the other day. Told her the light one's had fewer callories and she said "really"?

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RE: am back

am front, how do you do?

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RE: am back

very funny.i am beside myself with laughter!!lol

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joke-blondes

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the pound store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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I knew a blonde that used to work in the M&M factory in quality control. She was fired for throwing out all of the W's.

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True friends?

What defines a true friend or friendship here on cc.
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the same as anywhere,i think.a person you will"go out of your way"to help,no questions asked because you trust them.

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RE: True friends?

the ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather? ... oh wait, that's something else ...

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RE: True friends?

nothing :D

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RE: True friends?

Hmm The ones who send u messages , just to see how you are , the ones who ask about real issues in your life , and do things that would have no benefit to themselves.

If they stop saying Hi when u stop being here , then they are just $$$ girls , and it was not friendship at all .. even if u met them in "make New Friends " lol...

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Hey Mamuska.....click on 'reply' button and not 'New Message'......lol

Kisses

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prying

Do you like to pry into other people's business? Are you nosey?
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RE: prying

no ... I would certainly never go delving into someone's business! Who are you anyway ? And why have you asked that question? Did something happen in your childhood to make you ask a question like that? Or was it a more recent event? Something that happened here on CC maybe? How long have you been a member? Who are your favorite hosts?

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RE: prying

LOL!

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A very jealous wife:-))

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
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RE: A very jealous wife:-))

oh yeah... so funny...............................

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RE: A very jealous wife:-))

Maybe its a guy!! lol

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Community Club?

i wonder who is in that comminuty club, from the post below
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RE: Community Club?

Anyone and everyone.....now (_x_)

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RE: Community Club?

DM u fecker :))))))))) (_X_) twice, like that: (_X_)(_X_) :P:)))

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RE: Community Club?

i wish everyone to be welcome in that "Club" but i want a Golden Club card :))))))))))))))))))) (LOL)

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RE: Community Club?

I have Diamond Club card but blocked LOLLllllllllll

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RE: Community Club?

if you want entry into that club it will cost you your Decadence, Defiance, and actually being quite Repulsive! :(

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RE: Community Club?

Soap and Opera spring to mind....where can I read what will happen next week? :p

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RE: Community Club?

kris you can always get an advance update from the provoker and his secret lover hahhahhahahhahha

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RE: Community Club?

Paws Brother Chant ;)

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RE: Community Club?

Warner
Brothers

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About porn addiction

http://www.porn-free.org/non-Christian_help.htm

what do you think?
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They describe porn as if it was something bad. I think they have forgotten one of the basic truths of the intarweb:

http://forporn.ytmnsfw.com

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RE: About porn addiction

sex is a lust what else can u say... no matter what religion u r Christian or not, every one thinks about it

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RE: About porn addiction

we Catholic priests certainly don't think about it!.....................:ppp!

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RE: About porn addiction

I don't either

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RE: About porn addiction

they say a man has some kind of sexual thout every 5 mins....i think they lie....is to long....lol

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RE: About porn addiction

I don't know.

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RE: About porn addiction

salut.

related to the posted site link, i can agree in many points, or i can recognize myself often in the things, that has been stated out there. About addictions. About how the whole imaginery is working or stepping on my mind. indeed, i found it very interesting to read.

nonetheless it is not my way to step out , talking to god, asking for forgiveness, and everything is fine.

i dont know.

i guess, life is not easy, huh?

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about it

Hey haven't you heard about replying to a person in the same post :P
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lol

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RE: about it

it's a tediously boring post too ...

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maybe it's a 'cyborg' katerina?

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RE: about it

whats a matter ekaterina, why so uptight? didn't you see my WINK? ;)

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RE: again ABOUT IT

Ekaterina dear, you don't have to yell it! ;))

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RE: again ABOUT IT

This topic has been beaten like a red-headed stepchild. Has a week passed since the last one yet?

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RE: again ABOUT IT

ALL topics have been covered since 5 years ago. You'll learn to skip over the messages that bore you.

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Hi I AM BACK WITH NEW SCREEN NAME

so now i can tell to all my friends-members and hosts i back!!!!!!!!i Am happy to it
My new screen name is VIPseXXX hope cya all soon
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RE: Hi I AM BACK WITH NEW SCREEN NAME

Awesome!

:)))))

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Let Me Sleep!!

I think that you're the one
When everytime you call me lady
I don't know what it is
That makes me feel like this just lately yeah

Those heavenly calls
You knew I was on my own
Those heavenly calls
We stepped into the unknown

Let me sleep
So I can dream of you
Let me sleep
So I can be with you

What's a girl to do when she's alone
With you just tell me
And here we are again yeah acting
Like we're friends just help me

Hold me close, let me be with you

Let me sleep
Oh let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can be with you
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RE: Let Me Sleep!!

She wasn't perfect
She had some trips of her own
He wasn't worried
At least he wasn't alone
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon

She was a teen queen
She saw the dark side of life
She made things happen
But when he did it that night
She ran up phone bills
She moved around
from town to town
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
He sleeps with angels

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RE: Let Me Sleep!!

Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
Don't need no Mondays
Or the rest of the week
I spend a lot of time in bed
But baby I don't like to sleep no

I won't lie to you
I'm never gonna cry to you
I'll probably drive you wild 8 days a week

Until I'm 6 feet under
Baby I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead

So you're looking for some action
I got got everything you need
Better keep your motor running
'cause I was built for speed
This ain't no slumber party
Got no time for catching z's
If they say that that ain't healthy
Well then living's a disease

We're never going to die baby
Come on let me drive you crazy
We'll make every night another New Year's Eve

Till I'm six feet under
I won't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead

Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive,
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need

Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
I was born to live
You know I wasn't born to die
But if they party down in heaven
I'll be sure to be on time

Until I'm six feet under
I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead

I feel like I'm exploding
Going out of my head
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead

Till I'm six feet under
And they lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead

Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead

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RE: Let Me Sleep!!

no, but I've heard of copyright

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RE: Let Me Sleep!!

It's not copyright, it's advertising :)

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RE: Let Me Sleep!!

really?! ... then buy the album

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RE: Let Me Sleep!!

Bought it already, just sharing the lyrics so you will go and buy it too :)

or download free ;)

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humour?

what is"no go zones"as far as humour here is concerned?what is bad taste?is there anything i should not tell jokes about?race,religion....
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post what you like. If it is that bad, CC will just delete your post so.....go for it.

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RE: humour?

Light humor is appreciated, anythg discriminative against race or religion will cause very mixed opinions.

Keep it clean, but i do love men or women jokes! We all appreciate those.

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RE: humour?

mixed opinions are a GOOD thing. It is a basic premise of a democratic society. Dont worry if you upset someone, they can just grow up.

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RE: humour?

Don't use cuss words.

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RE: humour?

Please tell me your fucking joking :)

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RE: humour?

You used a cuss word!

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RE: humour?

tell anything you want but be sure to include naked sluts

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RE: humour?

cuss words are always allowed and always welcomed as long as you make sure they are the worst possible! It helps to be Really Ugly to Others! Just think, they can be Ugly in Return! :)))

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RE: humour?

just be funny:P

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RE: humour?

there is no zone here with anything post what you want. if anyone cares they are a child or they are just whinnying.

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RE: humour?

skys the limit, i want to hear the most nastiest obscene jokes u can come up with! just don't joke about poets :D

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RE: humour?

Who died and left you in charge?

So, Shakespeare, Byron and Poe walk into a bar...

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RE: humour?

Weren't they looking where they were going? Funny that they walked right into a bar. I hope they broke their teeth, lol!

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RE: humour?

isn't oh my god what the fuck pie a joke anway?

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RE: humour?

hey dude u know any jokes about the itty bity tity committee?

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RE: humour?

i only like jokes on HEAD. both giving and receiving :P

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RE: humour?

we do too.......wink!!

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dear "handful"

Proper spelling is always appreciated. It's "h-u-m-o-r."

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RE: dear "handful"

or 'H-U-M-O-U-R' if your UK.

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RE: dear "handful"

and in the Commonwealth! ;))

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RE: dear "handful"

no, it's still "humor"... limeys don't know how to spell

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RE: dear "handful"

humour is only spelt humor by americans.the correct english spelling is H U M O U R yanks spell phonetically not correctly as in check not the correct cheque.there are many more.so you prententious half-wit do not presume just because you have been taught something its correct.JACKASS!

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RE: dear "handful"

uh oh, another sensitive and obviously offended brit! you blokes really did to chill out! ;d
It called=RELAX!

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