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If You Had What I Have:-))
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
Mrry Christmas to ALL Russian !!
MERRY CHRISTMAS GIRLS......hope you all have your dreams come true....
RE: Mrry Christmas to ALL Russian !!
That's the TV version of Festivus. True Festivus is a bit different.
Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
... be enough of a cold hearted bastard to say 'No' :-S
Basically I 'played' with a chat host a long time ago and have stopped a long time ago too... she is on my yahoo list as she wanted to add me...
A few months ago she sent me several messages saying to help her because she needs and operation etc so she needs money. She said that she loves me yet she barely knows who I am :-S she was also in a 'boy-girl' category and when I joked about the guy being her boyfriend she said yes he was.... then a few days later I asked how they were she got really agressive and said he wasn't her bf but just a partner for cc.
A few weeks after claiming she needs and op I chat to her again and even go in video chat to see how she is... no mention of needing money for an op or anything like it. A few weeks ago she sends me lots and lots of messages on yahoo saying she needs my help, that she loves me and around a douuen plssssss's to send her money to buy pills.
So, just now she did the same, flooded the yahoo chat box with pls's saying she needs my help to send her money etc. I ask for her cc host name since I removed it from my list some time ago. She no longer works on cc but works on another site but questioned why I needed to know her host name. She wanted me to send money directly to her through the post... when I said I'm not sure if I can do that she mentioned Western Union...
*sigh* should I knowingly get scammed and send her a bit of money to get her off my back or should I just plain ignore her? :-s what if she really does need pills? Then I'll be feeling bad for being such a shit.... ahh....
Basically I 'played' with a chat host a long time ago and have stopped a long time ago too... she is on my yahoo list as she wanted to add me...
A few months ago she sent me several messages saying to help her because she needs and operation etc so she needs money. She said that she loves me yet she barely knows who I am :-S she was also in a 'boy-girl' category and when I joked about the guy being her boyfriend she said yes he was.... then a few days later I asked how they were she got really agressive and said he wasn't her bf but just a partner for cc.
A few weeks after claiming she needs and op I chat to her again and even go in video chat to see how she is... no mention of needing money for an op or anything like it. A few weeks ago she sends me lots and lots of messages on yahoo saying she needs my help, that she loves me and around a douuen plssssss's to send her money to buy pills.
So, just now she did the same, flooded the yahoo chat box with pls's saying she needs my help to send her money etc. I ask for her cc host name since I removed it from my list some time ago. She no longer works on cc but works on another site but questioned why I needed to know her host name. She wanted me to send money directly to her through the post... when I said I'm not sure if I can do that she mentioned Western Union...
*sigh* should I knowingly get scammed and send her a bit of money to get her off my back or should I just plain ignore her? :-s what if she really does need pills? Then I'll be feeling bad for being such a shit.... ahh....
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
mmm from what you say I would be a shit :D
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
You have no reason to help this girl out. For one thing, her story keeps changing... That alone should deter you!
She says she loves you, but can she remember your name? Guilt trips sometimes works, you have the opportunity to deny the girl a blatant scam opportunity and as she has asked you for money, think of all the others she has 'bound' to have asked.
Just my view.... :p
She says she loves you, but can she remember your name? Guilt trips sometimes works, you have the opportunity to deny the girl a blatant scam opportunity and as she has asked you for money, think of all the others she has 'bound' to have asked.
Just my view.... :p
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
I understand yr position and advise you to send money!
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
.... and while he is doing that he can book himself in to have MUG tattooed on his forehead.
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
just delete her from your yh and add to your blocked list ;) that will cure the problem
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
From my point of view,if u really consired that the girl really needs help and u are able to help her,u should help her.But only if u really think she is in trouble..I think she wouldnt ask for money if she didnt need,but u have to be sure if u decide to help her...I dfont know what to say,everybody has moments like this..Good luck and i hope that whatever u will decide,it will be the best thing u can do!
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
DD - hi lol. I think of myself more as a Mr Nice Guy ;):P I'm just kidding. I'll be honest, I have been a complete ass when I was younger. Now, I feel compelled to help if I can. I came on this site like most other men here to have some 'fun', but I found quite a number of friends here who are genuinely good people. One or two have even helped me through the most difficult period of my life and I owe much to them.
I used to hate myself to the extent that I had little self respect, but now even though I am a much better person and have an abundance of self respect there is a part of me that feels partly responsible for other people. I guess you could call it my conscience.
Like I've posted just recently I'm not going to send her any money. Quite frankly because I don't believe she is telling me the truth and it seems like a guilt trip.
Thanks all for your responses and advice, you even made me laugh once or twice ;)
I used to hate myself to the extent that I had little self respect, but now even though I am a much better person and have an abundance of self respect there is a part of me that feels partly responsible for other people. I guess you could call it my conscience.
Like I've posted just recently I'm not going to send her any money. Quite frankly because I don't believe she is telling me the truth and it seems like a guilt trip.
Thanks all for your responses and advice, you even made me laugh once or twice ;)
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
your name wouldn't be Earl by any chance?
Seriously though, if it's something you can afford, and if you believe her story, then send her something and see what happens. Has she ever stated a $ amount that she needs? Has she said whether it would be a one-off thing or something she needs continuously? If it's an on-going cost, then she cannot seriously expect to recieve money continuously from someone she met on an internet chatsite for heavens sake! And you cannot be made to feel responsible for something like that. However, if you establish that it will be a one-off contribution, and (as I said) you feel you can afford it, go ahead and send something to appease your conscience ... and send out some good karma and see what comes back :)
Also, did you see the post a while back from the chathost who said she was very sick and implied it was cancer and needed help? It was entitled Give a read on this ... U may safe my life ... posted Nov 30 and way down on page 22 or 23 of the General Forum (yeah, I searched for it ... I have no real life). She didn't mention her name but asked if anyone wanted to help ... very similar to your story maybe ... I know who that chathost is BTW.
Seriously though, if it's something you can afford, and if you believe her story, then send her something and see what happens. Has she ever stated a $ amount that she needs? Has she said whether it would be a one-off thing or something she needs continuously? If it's an on-going cost, then she cannot seriously expect to recieve money continuously from someone she met on an internet chatsite for heavens sake! And you cannot be made to feel responsible for something like that. However, if you establish that it will be a one-off contribution, and (as I said) you feel you can afford it, go ahead and send something to appease your conscience ... and send out some good karma and see what comes back :)
Also, did you see the post a while back from the chathost who said she was very sick and implied it was cancer and needed help? It was entitled Give a read on this ... U may safe my life ... posted Nov 30 and way down on page 22 or 23 of the General Forum (yeah, I searched for it ... I have no real life). She didn't mention her name but asked if anyone wanted to help ... very similar to your story maybe ... I know who that chathost is BTW.
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
If you "feel the need to help" there are many ways besides sending money to some girl who says "please." I actually have a charity (and know a few others) that does some things in Eastern Europe. Make a new post with your member name and I will ccMail you with some ideas that are actually tax deductible.
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
One of the worlds most annoying/intruiging questions 'what if?'
What if she really does need help? Then I would be a real shit :-S
To be honest I don't think she does need my help... but then again it's the what if. Do I think I could live with myself knowing there may be the remote chance that she really did need money for pills because she is sick?
Even though I have rationalised it all in my head there will always be a minute part of me that thinks 'hmm well what if...?'
I mean, she's been asking for money for about 4 months. She used to work on cc and now works on a different site. She's needed money for pills for such a long time yet she works and can't afford them herself? Also, like someone else mentioned she most probably has asked other people for money.
I don't think I'm going to send her money... even if it means I will live the rest of my life feeling like a bastard *sigh*
What if she really does need help? Then I would be a real shit :-S
To be honest I don't think she does need my help... but then again it's the what if. Do I think I could live with myself knowing there may be the remote chance that she really did need money for pills because she is sick?
Even though I have rationalised it all in my head there will always be a minute part of me that thinks 'hmm well what if...?'
I mean, she's been asking for money for about 4 months. She used to work on cc and now works on a different site. She's needed money for pills for such a long time yet she works and can't afford them herself? Also, like someone else mentioned she most probably has asked other people for money.
I don't think I'm going to send her money... even if it means I will live the rest of my life feeling like a bastard *sigh*
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
I need money....and i wont lie..im gonna scam ya LoL
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
many hosts that work regularly and put some effort into it make a couple thousand a month - in an east european economy this is quite a bit and her begging sounds like a bit much
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
Did u ask her for a doctors note??
Seriously, do u really believe everything you hear? What are the chances that a girl in her twenties that looks in good shape has a major health problem and needs money from you? Wake up. Send your money to pediatric cancer foundation if u want to help people. You know she isnt honest if she tells you that she loves you and doesnt remember your name. Read between the lies - i mean lines:P. Anyway good luck out there!!!!!!
Seriously, do u really believe everything you hear? What are the chances that a girl in her twenties that looks in good shape has a major health problem and needs money from you? Wake up. Send your money to pediatric cancer foundation if u want to help people. You know she isnt honest if she tells you that she loves you and doesnt remember your name. Read between the lies - i mean lines:P. Anyway good luck out there!!!!!!
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
By the looks of some replies it seems some of you don't understand my posts ;)
I'm NOT going to send her money.
DD, she isn't a friend. More like an aquaintance through cc. The reason she isn't a friend is simple. She barely knows anything about me and I barely know anything about her. Plus, I don't think a friend would keep sending me messages starting with 'babe i need help!!! plsss!!! plsss!!! i need money for pills!'
I was joking about the Mr Nice Guy too ;) hehe
It's just that like someone mentioned about Karma. The what if factor comes into play then lol. Funny thing is I watched an american comedy called My name is Earl and the whole theme in that is Karma and Earl's attempt to right every wrong he has done so bad Karma stops happening to him lol.
I don't believe in Karma really, but if I did then I'd be expecting one hell of a good year to happen to me very soon after the year I've had.
Thanks again all for your replies :)
I'm NOT going to send her money.
DD, she isn't a friend. More like an aquaintance through cc. The reason she isn't a friend is simple. She barely knows anything about me and I barely know anything about her. Plus, I don't think a friend would keep sending me messages starting with 'babe i need help!!! plsss!!! plsss!!! i need money for pills!'
I was joking about the Mr Nice Guy too ;) hehe
It's just that like someone mentioned about Karma. The what if factor comes into play then lol. Funny thing is I watched an american comedy called My name is Earl and the whole theme in that is Karma and Earl's attempt to right every wrong he has done so bad Karma stops happening to him lol.
I don't believe in Karma really, but if I did then I'd be expecting one hell of a good year to happen to me very soon after the year I've had.
Thanks again all for your replies :)
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
If someone is actually sick and you want to donate to help, there's always the matter of sending money directly to the hospital or other treatment center to specifically help the individual. I would ask about doing this rather than sending money to someone directly who may just be trying to scam you.
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
Over time, I have helped several girls out with money. The problem is that you can never tell what the truth is. My solution was simple; I hired the girls to work for me on a temporary basises. The work I hired them for was totally unrelated to web camming. All the girls did the job so when I sent money whether before or after they completed the job, I never felted ripped off.
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
Damn! That's a great idea! I'm not kidding!
RE: Hmmm, I'm sure I'm being scammed but hell I just can't...
Hmm i need a job, what kind a job is it?
RE: I just got married
You just got married yesterday and you are posting on here already :P
We shouldn't have seen you for at least a week.
but Congratulations :d
We shouldn't have seen you for at least a week.
but Congratulations :d
RE: I just got married
Congrats, now get back in the sack and enjoy it :p
See ya in a week :))
See ya in a week :))
RE: I just got married
Congratulations!!! I wish you to be happy and always have what you wish for. This is a big step in life and is not always easy and not all things in a marriage are nice and smooth but I wish you to be wise and get over them easy. Keep that smile always up.
RE: I just got married
If your addicted to reading the forums, how can you possibly enjoy your new married life? Is there life beyond CC? :D
I am a Poor Old Ugly Nasty Drunk Smelly Greedy Member........
...... who never says hi or bye.
If any girl has fallen in love with me after reading this please let me know.
My apologies in advance for advertising hehe
If any girl has fallen in love with me after reading this please let me know.
My apologies in advance for advertising hehe
RE: Just a question about pussies
I personally prefer them with hair. Bald ones look very strange, their little legs look very skinny and their faces always look so sad but I suppose one advantage is it would stop the furballs.
Plus when they curl up on your lap and you stroke them bald ones don't feel very nice.
Plus when they curl up on your lap and you stroke them bald ones don't feel very nice.
Emoticons
Emoticons are important and should not be abused, but one must learn to control them otherwise the tail shall wag the dog. Question:- who else 'iggies' flooders in comm chat. I think it is very rude to flood the boards with emoticons and spam.
RE: Emoticons
I just iggy everyone in comm chat :) and then I sleep and relax - ahhhhhh the peace and quiet.
To Gortensia
For every rule there is an exception Gortensia and in this case you are it.
How could I ignore such a beautiful charming girl as yourself :)
How could I ignore such a beautiful charming girl as yourself :)
RE: To Gortensia
Gortensia a young lady as wonderful and beautiful as you may do whatever she wishes (k)
RE: Emoticons
You do not have to worry about getting them from me, i have no idea how to get them to appear!!, if i manage to get one then it is usually a mistake!!
RE: Have fun!
I started off badly but made a good recovery and got 7/10.
Maybe that should be 6/9 as the one with the picture of me maybe shouldn't count as it was obvious I would get that right hehe
Maybe that should be 6/9 as the one with the picture of me maybe shouldn't count as it was obvious I would get that right hehe
RE: Have fun!
You are good I only got 2/10 the second go.
Number 2 fools me everytime with those cute sexy eyes.
Number 2 fools me everytime with those cute sexy eyes.
Aimee Osborne, hottie
Did you ever see Aimee Osborne? She's pretty hot!!!! :-P I never saw her on "The Osbornes" but I saw her for the first time tonight on a different TV show.
RE: Aimee Osborne, hottie
Just think if you got married to Aimee Osborne. Not only would you have a hottie for a wife, but your father-in-law could probably get you backstage passes to Ozzfest! ;-)
Why do some guys do this????
O.K.
I was chatting to a friend in one of the non adult sections when someone came in and said 'make me cum'. First of all, she is in non adult, secondly WTF?
I hear that this happens regularly with many hosts, especially those from adult sections, getting guys who come in and say things like 'make me cum, fuck your pussy, spread your legs, show me your ass/pussy/tits etc. What ever happened to being polite, civilised and well mannered? The least any guy can do is say 'Hi, how are you doing?' before saying such blunt and vulgar things. I understand that time is money for the viewers but surely a few seconds to properly greet the host isn't going to make a guy bankrupt surely?
Sorry, just had to rant about that.
I was chatting to a friend in one of the non adult sections when someone came in and said 'make me cum'. First of all, she is in non adult, secondly WTF?
I hear that this happens regularly with many hosts, especially those from adult sections, getting guys who come in and say things like 'make me cum, fuck your pussy, spread your legs, show me your ass/pussy/tits etc. What ever happened to being polite, civilised and well mannered? The least any guy can do is say 'Hi, how are you doing?' before saying such blunt and vulgar things. I understand that time is money for the viewers but surely a few seconds to properly greet the host isn't going to make a guy bankrupt surely?
Sorry, just had to rant about that.
xmas in russia and ukraine
Too all who celebrate today i wanna say
schastlivoye rozhdestvo
Enjoy
schastlivoye rozhdestvo
Enjoy
RE: "who is online" option
small pics with description and u see if they have free vid [green icon]
RE: "who is online" option
small pics with description and u see if they show a price and go with a cute one who has a lower price
RE: koshed
I`m right here (as koshed35 and 36 and soon to be 37 ;-) ) whoever u are...... can`t get rid of me that quick.... But i think some would like it if i did lose my way at times.... Make that all the time....
I still visit comchat from time to time, but its getting very rare now, damn i should have put that meat away i like mine well done :P
BTW sad host give me a clue as to who u are.... hhmmmmmm
SUNNY is that u.. :P
Whoever u are sad host, thx for missing me at least someone did.. :P
HUG AND KISS... and if ur Kris or Wayne then i`ll take that hug and kiss back and replace it with a size 9 boot mark on there ass... hahahaha
take care whoever you are.... and have fun..
And i miss u also..... NOW tell me who u are... CCmail me... hehehehe
ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep it quiet maybe ppl never noticed i was gone till now... DRATTTTTT....
I still visit comchat from time to time, but its getting very rare now, damn i should have put that meat away i like mine well done :P
BTW sad host give me a clue as to who u are.... hhmmmmmm
SUNNY is that u.. :P
Whoever u are sad host, thx for missing me at least someone did.. :P
HUG AND KISS... and if ur Kris or Wayne then i`ll take that hug and kiss back and replace it with a size 9 boot mark on there ass... hahahaha
take care whoever you are.... and have fun..
And i miss u also..... NOW tell me who u are... CCmail me... hehehehe
ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep it quiet maybe ppl never noticed i was gone till now... DRATTTTTT....
RE: koshed
YES mistress Desire.. i obey ur every command... :))
Can i get back into my cage now until someone else misses me again.. :P
Which should be in about another 6 months, by then i`ll be all bones..... :D
BTW Jezz give me back the half u have of me.... U have 1 half and sunny has the other.. But not sure who has the better half. Maybe there isn`t one... I`m a bad boy Desire.... lock me in my cage...
Can i get back into my cage now until someone else misses me again.. :P
Which should be in about another 6 months, by then i`ll be all bones..... :D
BTW Jezz give me back the half u have of me.... U have 1 half and sunny has the other.. But not sure who has the better half. Maybe there isn`t one... I`m a bad boy Desire.... lock me in my cage...
RE: koshed
Hey ur the one that made me all wet with the snowballs, thats why i`m Sploshie..... :))) nah nah... i`ll get ya back, i`ll bite that lovely neck yet..... RUN Sunny.. here i come.. :D
RE: koshed
A Mistress who runs....... feck sunny........ show some balls and whip that S.O.B into submission..... :p
Hey
Hey friends, just thought I would say hi before I lite up my joint and enjoy the afternoon :-)
Passwords
remember that password sessions can be used to do things in private too...so all those that say they can only do something in one2one have another option
RE: Passwords
OK,I will close my session and open it with password ..but I wil make my price more high.Are you satisfied,subbie?
RE: Passwords
thanks anonymous for your input...seems that not only are you so stupid not to understand that i was only offering another option rather than dictating what you do..bt you are obviously so stupid you dont even know your own name...lol
RE: Passwords
ultimately there is no difference, as you can set the price. Just that i noticed in an earlier post that a host indicated they might use one2one as they do not like to be interupted....if this is the reason for using it i was just offering up another solution to this dilemma.....
Which are you? :p
Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A "wide load" ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(^) Registered ass
(__|___) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
(_)||(_) F*cked ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A "wide load" ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(^) Registered ass
(__|___) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
(_)||(_) F*cked ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass
where is
Hi can anyone tell me where Juliana is? I haven't seen her online lately and I miss her so much! I wanted to get married to her someday and she is very pretty!
Thanks for any help if you know where she is! I know she must me miss a lot too!
Thanks for any help if you know where she is! I know she must me miss a lot too!
lube up
It seems that a young couple had just got married and spent their first wedding night with the young man's parents. In the morning, his mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from her garden and gourmet food.
She went to the bottom the stairs and called everyone to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except the newly-weds. After a long wait, the family ate without them.
The mother said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!" said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old.
At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and again called the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she called again. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat.
As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat? Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately shut him up.
At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mother once again questioned why they had not come down to eat all day.
The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..."
"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather testily.
"I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"
She went to the bottom the stairs and called everyone to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except the newly-weds. After a long wait, the family ate without them.
The mother said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!" said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old.
At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and again called the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she called again. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat.
As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat? Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately shut him up.
At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mother once again questioned why they had not come down to eat all day.
The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..."
"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather testily.
"I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"