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To economist from viewers only forum
Whats a problem economist? You were proposed to go in 1-1 if you do want to see more .This mean you may not agree and leave the chathost at the same moment nobody force you to go in 1-1 and then you may find another one who will do in 1-1 the same as in open session (for example go to some non-adult host :D).
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
seems you are one of the many hosts that dont understand the purpose of one2one. i suggest you read the rules. personally im sick of this program because of hosts like you that ABUSE it. it is costing YOU and CC income. get a clue dear.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
I have to remind u taht host in little shy can ask for 121 if they want.They can ask for this privacy so they cant get intrerrupt.And about those u say that abuse of 121 option,i tell u that,u greedy man,go in instant action if u want to see more,but hey!!!u really want all for a snaller price,ha???now who is abuseing???bastard!
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
show me where it is written that a host in "shy" can ASK the member for one2one. show me. for your information, i never expect "instant action" in shy. never. if i want instant action, Ill go to instant action. if i want one 2one, I will ask the host for one2one. thats how its supposed to work. if it makes you feeel better to call me names just because I dont say what you want, then you are just a child in a womans body. grow up.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
No, the purpose of "one2one" is to have the same show, but in private. If the girl agrees to strip or 'whatever' then the agreement holds in open or one2one. The only thing one2one is for is to keep other guys away from the show. If the host refuses more except in one2one then the viewer can complain and request a refund.
Read the words of CC:
"What is One2One session?
It's our latest service giving your visitors the option to have an exclusive and private session with you. No interruptions from anyone else.
Exclusive privacy is the main difference between a One2One and open sessions so... please do NOT use One2One to elude from performing in open sessions, such as by asking your Viewers to choose One2One if they want a show."
Read the words of CC:
"What is One2One session?
It's our latest service giving your visitors the option to have an exclusive and private session with you. No interruptions from anyone else.
Exclusive privacy is the main difference between a One2One and open sessions so... please do NOT use One2One to elude from performing in open sessions, such as by asking your Viewers to choose One2One if they want a show."
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
I'll do in open session all I do in 1-1 but then my pirce will be higher ok? Sorry but I feel lazy to do all what I do in 1-1 for 0.5 per minute
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
I agree with lazy host.Ok.we will not ask you to go in One2One, but we will say-ok,I will do it, but i will increase my price.Then,if you agree,I will close my session and start it with higher price. Is it better?
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
if you,viewers,read the rules so attentively,why do u ask to strip in Little Shy category in first minute???? Dont you know A Little Shy is a category where nudity is not expected??
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
nudity is ALWAYS expected by guys - LOL... it's not REQUIRED in Little Shy.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
Well JUST SEE 2 EXAMPLES:
1.GIRLS HOME ALONE - A LITTLE SHY
This only removes the boundaries, but does not require any nudity or adult action, so please VERIFY WITH THE CHATNOST IF YOU HAVE ANY SPECIFEI C DESIRES.
Just remember - BE EXTRA NICE
2.GIRLS HOME ALONE - NOT SO SHY
Although full and explicit nudity is expected, if you have any particular requests such as use of toys etc... PLEASE CHECK WITH CHATHOST FIRST.
And after this check a chathost proposes you TO GO ONE-ONE if you decline this it's your wish CHATHOST may show you some specific things you want her to show and may not if she doesn't want. I don't take into account some some things that have to be shown definatelly cos her category.
1.GIRLS HOME ALONE - A LITTLE SHY
This only removes the boundaries, but does not require any nudity or adult action, so please VERIFY WITH THE CHATNOST IF YOU HAVE ANY SPECIFEI C DESIRES.
Just remember - BE EXTRA NICE
2.GIRLS HOME ALONE - NOT SO SHY
Although full and explicit nudity is expected, if you have any particular requests such as use of toys etc... PLEASE CHECK WITH CHATHOST FIRST.
And after this check a chathost proposes you TO GO ONE-ONE if you decline this it's your wish CHATHOST may show you some specific things you want her to show and may not if she doesn't want. I don't take into account some some things that have to be shown definatelly cos her category.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
My open session costs 1.50$ in Not So Shy,One2One-3.00$ per min.I will not ask for One2One,but is 1.5$ ok for you?
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
charge whatever YOU think you can get babe. its up to me to decide if i will come see you at that price. and if i do and i think its a bad show for the money, guess what? i wont stay! and i wont return either! how about you do an honest show for an honest price and make your visitors happy? MAYBE they will become regulars (which is where the REAL money is!). REGULARS may ASK for one2one more often. its when you play stupid GAMES that YOU lose....not me. have a great day.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
well..seems that viewers who complain so much because of 121 option in "a little shy",just want a show for a smaller price...cos they think that "instant action" its too expensive..lol.Well now,who is abuseing???hosts or viewers?
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
its simple.......a host that ASKS for one2one for a normal show is breaking a rule. a member that asks for instant action in little shy isnt and the host can simply refuse unless she already promised it in chat. this isnt rocket science here.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
Why count the member refuse too too,if he doesent want to join 121?i keep my first opnion.And why r u so nervouse about?calm down and take things easy,its not like someone stoled from ur pocket!!!
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
I just thought,before u say something,i could find a lots of meanings to the members request too.let me explain.a host in little shy has the right to ask for one1one if she doesent want to show in open session.maybe she is too shy to do it there,cos someone else could come in,and it can be verry unpleasent for the host.plus,nudity is not expected in little shy,but host could reconsider in one2one.Befor u say this is an abuse,id like u to think verry well.i understood ur point and i respect it,but u respect mine and others too.i think im right,and i bet u think u are right too;).so let everyone choose for what they want and do whatever they want,and dont do such a big case from something so little.As i said before,noone stoled money from ur poket,so u pay,or not for what u wish!Now good luck!
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
thank you for your comments karycia. i respect your opinion but.......(sorry)........the problem is called "bait and switch". its a very real problem in the world. check it out. in this case a host implys by the way she shows her advertising and the way she talks cute and in her profile that a member may get something. so he buys in only to find out the rules changed with the host during the show and now she wants a new deal..if he wants "more".
the problem is.....the open show and the private "show" are supposed to be the "same".
you dont see the conflict? or you only see the $$$$$?
the problem is.....the open show and the private "show" are supposed to be the "same".
you dont see the conflict? or you only see the $$$$$?
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
THAT ower first reason to work here,is money.are u surprised??hell,no!And should a host put in her profile :"i strip,but i do it in one2one only"??why?where do u see the change?This is a kind of a market here,where everybody try to sell his products,and what u are so angry about,is marketing.Everyone wants to earn something,what is bad in that?Something free???well,on internet are a lot of free sexy pics.Something with less money??Get a gf who can love u.Something on this site???take whatever u want,and let others do it too.Its verry easy to talk when u havent been in a similar situation with hosts.Its verry easy to acuse and complain for something taht u didnt even bought..Whats ur problem in fact?U dont like something?than u can refuse,u have that option.I really would want to see how would u handlle this situation beeing a host..U alwais complain for a bread before u buy it?A small one cost less that a bigegr one.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
So i dont blaim those hosts who ask for 1-2-1.Its their choice.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
Negotiate in text chat. You should not swan into a video and expect something to happen just because of a few words on there profile.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
really, i dont give a rats ass one way or the other, i didnt start this, i just respond with my opinions. im not angry when a host uses the one2one trick with me, i just say bye and spend my $$$ on a more deserving girl (and laugh at her poor business sense). i can only think a host does herself, other hosts, and cc a dis-service when they try to misuse one2one. She could just as easily suggest a password protected "private session" with a price negotiated between herself and the member.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
dear, i know all about cc. ive been here for YEARS and spent Thousands and thousands of $$$$$. i think you confuse CC one2one with another site you work on with thier "privates". its not the same.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
if girls respected themself they would not result to being internet strippers for 1-5 anyways so lets not go there
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
do you know i wank on cam have you seen me
thats what i thought so lets stick to the facts that we can proove
thats what i thought so lets stick to the facts that we can proove
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
i am here to chat i don't ask for shows and i stay in non adult
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
all i can say is"YOU GO GIRL"most of these viewers do not understand that you pay for quality.they would rather buy cheap imitations than pay for say pierre cardin.LOL!a host must not only feel comfortable about what they do but WHO they do it with.in the end hosts are not cattle or slaves but REAL people.these boys have more respect for their money than for others which says a lot about them as people!hosts must be true to themselves.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
rok; your comment makes no sense to the discussion. if she wants to earn more for her show, she can simpley raise her price and/or use private session. not use one2one as leverage.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
huh.your comment shows how little you understand!my comment is right on the MONEY.your bottom line MONEY.its what hosts are here for & its what you keep talking about.all the money you have spent as though that either gives you some special right or insight.in the end its the girls room YOU enter,you play by her rules or as you say spend your money elsewhere.see CHOICE.but you pay for quality not quantity!
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
buying pierre cardin isn't buying quality, it's buying a brand.. it's conspicuous consumption.. it's all about pumping up a frail ego with a status symbol, buying your way into feeling superior to others...
agreed though, hosts should be true to themselves.. but they should also be true to their clientele.. if a host wants to be treated as a REAL person, she should show the same respect to the guys paying to see her.. it's a two-way street..
agreed though, hosts should be true to themselves.. but they should also be true to their clientele.. if a host wants to be treated as a REAL person, she should show the same respect to the guys paying to see her.. it's a two-way street..
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
and who didnt showed respect from ur point of view??those clients who ask much for little price or host who ask more because they desirve much more money for what they are offering?
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
to have an open session price that attracts customers mindful of not spending too much, a host is setting herself up to be criticized if her one2one price is significantly higher.. and if she chooses not to following the guidlines of the category she's in and offers only what a customer should honestly expect from that category in one2one alone, then sorry, it isn't very honest, and it isn't very respectful of the guys that lower price attracts.. it's deserving of criticism..
i have no trouble with one2one, with some hosts it's well worth the added expense so as not to be interrupted... privacy is ALL that i'm paying for though.. from cc's description of the feature, any viewer should expect to see the same content in video chat whether in open session or one2one...
i have no trouble with one2one, with some hosts it's well worth the added expense so as not to be interrupted... privacy is ALL that i'm paying for though.. from cc's description of the feature, any viewer should expect to see the same content in video chat whether in open session or one2one...
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
"i have no trouble with one2one, with some hosts it's well worth the added expense so as not to be interrupted... privacy is ALL that i'm paying for though.. from cc's description of the feature, any viewer should expect to see the same content in video chat whether in open session or one2one..."
If a Viewer wants privacy he pays extra. If the Host wants privacy she should accept less.
If a Viewer wants privacy he pays extra. If the Host wants privacy she should accept less.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
after all my years here one thing i found to be absolutely true: price is NO indicator of quality. Ive seen better shows for .65 than for 2.99. I dont really go by price, i go by how the host appeals to me. misuse of one2one is not appealing.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
because of this in the rules:
"please do NOT use One2One to elude from performing in open sessions, such as by asking your Viewers to choose One2One if they want a show."
if that was not written by CC, i would have nothing to say. simple dear.
"please do NOT use One2One to elude from performing in open sessions, such as by asking your Viewers to choose One2One if they want a show."
if that was not written by CC, i would have nothing to say. simple dear.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
if life had no rules, anyone can come kill you or your loved ones anytime or take your money or things for nothing and not worry about consequences. that would be a great life i think.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
huh,that is very wrong.just because there are no rules does not mean there are no consequences.its just that then consequences for your actions would be not judged by your"peers"& would probably be more severe.its called"retribution"
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
DONT TELL ME U NEVER BREAKE RULES...:)))))U ARE AGITATED LIKE A COCK!!!!LOOOOOLLL
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
Now lets think at this.many hosts in here,arent working from home,like i do.Many hosts in here are working from a studio,where they are payed with 30% or 35% and in better cases,with40%.Now,u think at this:u leave one dollar here.50 cents its for cc.it remains 50 cents for the boss and girl.well,the girl takes 30%=15 cents,or 35%=17.5 cents,or for those better cases:40% wich is 20 cents.IM TALKING ABOUT THAT 1 DOLLAR.(take it as an example).Can u estimate what does a host who work from studio has in her pocket when the payment is done and how much it worked for it?Do u really think 121 is so much money because its more expensive with a few cents or even a dollar,and u really should be so offended because of a request for 121?If the girl would say she strips only in private,but with the same price like in 121 its more correct and no rule is broken?
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
"If the girl would say she strips only in private,but with the same price like in 121 its more correct and no rule is broken?"
technically, yes
technically, yes
"rules are to break them"
And then I write to "help@camcontacts.net" and get a refund and you get the money taken from your account.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
well huh,i will bow to your greater experience.i have not had 1 host who has abused 121.in fact most have performed above & beyond the"call of duty"LOL..in the end i guess its all about understanding people & to do that you must understand yourself.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
anonymous,so you say to me if you are buying pierre cardin you are not getting better quality than a copy?how does a"brand"get its name???by quality!!
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
such a brand gets it reputation for "highest" quality simply by costing more, by being exclusionary to those who respect money enough not to over-pay for quality alone... you're paying more for the emblem, the icon, and the perceived higher status it affords you more than anything...
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
anonymous.you are wrong very wrong.it accquires its"name"from the quality not its name.people,as a whole,are not stupid enough to continue to pay for something if the quality is not there.you summed up your outlook by saying"respect for money".the love of money is the root of all evil!i'm sure i have read this somewhere.if cheaper goods are the same quality as"name brands"why do they never last as long?
"it accquires its "name" from the quality"
Not true. It acquires its "name" from an advertising budget primarily.
RE: "it accquires its "name" from the quality"
so you are saying if i go out with"an advertising budget"i can make my name a brand name.cool i've always wanted to see charles manson on everyone's lips!
RE: "it accquires its "name" from the quality"
charles manson didn't need an advertising budget, he just had to arrange the murder of a bunch of people - free publicity
RE: "it accquires its "name" from the quality"
yes but did that give him a brand name or a bad name?lol
RE: "it accquires its "name" from the quality"
yes & he could make money from nis name because of the QUALITY of his murders(books etc).so you may have a BRAND name but you acquire it by your quality.the answer to that chicken & egg question
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
i buy by my taste, not by brand name hype - some things are worth higher prices, but to be honest there are some generics that i would choose over "brand names" - and in some cases they are exactly equal
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
yes respect is a 2 way street but first it must be 1 way. self-respect! without it you can't respect others.thats what 121 is respect between hosts & clientele.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
Mr Anony nailed it when he said :
"such a brand gets it reputation for "highest" quality simply by costing more, by being exclusionary to those who respect money enough not to over-pay for quality alone... you're paying more for the emblem, the icon, and the perceived higher status it affords you more than anything"
so true simply demonstrated by "micro brew" beer for instance.
"such a brand gets it reputation for "highest" quality simply by costing more, by being exclusionary to those who respect money enough not to over-pay for quality alone... you're paying more for the emblem, the icon, and the perceived higher status it affords you more than anything"
so true simply demonstrated by "micro brew" beer for instance.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
i am new here & the great thing about this forum is that we all have OUR opininions & can express them.we may not agree with others opinions but as long as we respect & listen to others with open ears & MINDS we can only benefit.as the saying goes"i respect your right to be wrong"cheers to you all
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
huh,this is the chicken & the egg question.how did a brand get its name?like anything by quality of goods &/or services. homebrew is not a good example,there is NO quality control.you could make it in unhygenic condititions.thats where the slogan"all care taken,no responsibilty accepted" came about.you get what you pay for.
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
People, people! Please, no fighting!
Have a nice day!
:-)
Have a nice day!
:-)
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
stimulation is both a physical & mental thing.if you were here to"get your rocks off" why did you spend 2 hours reading then?contradictory!
RE: To economist from viewers only forum
you are right.micro is not home but same principle.no guarantees. LYHO!
New priest
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
:)))
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
:)))
A lil revenge...
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
does anyone know
could any one tell me where blondygirly is please.
she was allways on line everyday but has not been on since the 14th of december.
thank you
she was allways on line everyday but has not been on since the 14th of december.
thank you
joke
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
The Rose Bowl 2006
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.
University of Texas 41......................University of Southern California 38
Congratulations to the New National Champions!
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.
University of Texas 41......................University of Southern California 38
Congratulations to the New National Champions!
RE: The Rose Bowl 2006
Which (sadly) brings to mind another song from Texas ...
In the Eyes of the Ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see.
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause thats where the Ranger's gonna be.
Congrats though ... I'm sure it was a spectacle of a game.
In the Eyes of the Ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see.
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause thats where the Ranger's gonna be.
Congrats though ... I'm sure it was a spectacle of a game.
RE: The Rose Bowl 2006
never heard of it AlphaBeta! LOL. But u always tend to deviate from the original post anyway :o! what else is new?
RE: The Rose Bowl 2006
Oh ok, well I'm from Texas but have never watched Chuck Norris's TV show. I'm assuming it's the one where he plays like he's a Texas Ranger....lol..... I was never a big fan of his in the first place, having seen his "Missing in Action" films, which are at best (in my opinion) quite comical! LOL! Always thought Chuck would make an excellent comedian! ;))
On the twelfth day of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me... Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
as from monday i will here every weekday :)
Just thought i'd let u guys know that as from monday i will be online right thru the week :) xx hope i see some of u
RE: Do you use Cam sense? Could you give me a hand?
u can upload ur webpage on myfabsite.com.. if u are a cathost u have to login and u will see myfabsite.com under marketing section (on the left in the blue column). and about camsense - u must have account at camsense and simply to use banners or links from camsense in ur webpage :-)
RE: Marinky
She said she will be out for the holidays......I'm sure our little professor will be back taking our money ;)
RE: Marinky
She got married and has now left CC.
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Mining Accident
This reminds me of the following joke:
There was a ship with a captain who was very direct. One day they received word of the death of the mother of one of the sailors so the captain had him called to the bridge.
Johnson he said.....your mother is dead. The sailor broke down and ran off the bridge. The XO said to the captain ....sir I think you need to show more sensitivity.
One week later another radiogram announced a second mother's demise.
The captain had all the sailors lined up on deck and the gave the following command " All hands with their mothers still alive please take one step forward...........not so fast Samson..........
There was a ship with a captain who was very direct. One day they received word of the death of the mother of one of the sailors so the captain had him called to the bridge.
Johnson he said.....your mother is dead. The sailor broke down and ran off the bridge. The XO said to the captain ....sir I think you need to show more sensitivity.
One week later another radiogram announced a second mother's demise.
The captain had all the sailors lined up on deck and the gave the following command " All hands with their mothers still alive please take one step forward...........not so fast Samson..........
funny stuff
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
RE: funny stuff
funny, but they didn't (at least not all) from the olympics. the history repeats one is from terry venable, and not olympic related. many were not goofs either. many were jokes made from double entendre. very funny though.
RE: funny stuff
Several are from Kermit Schaffer's Bloopers collection, the tennis one though I believe was about golf and followed by a comment on how that must really make his putter stand up. It was also one of the jokes Soupy Sales got in trouble with the censors on his 1960's TV show. "I took my new girlfriend to the base ball game, we're so passionate. All during the game I'd kiss her on the strikes and she'd kiss me on the balls."
RE: funny stuff
yeah...the tennis one makes no sense at all. the players don't use their own balls. it makes more sense to be about golf.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...eleven pipers piping.
Anyone know where.........??
Does anyone know what has happened to Dolores21. She hasn't been here for a long time.
RE: Anyone know where.........??
Someone wrote in the viewer forum that she said she might be leaving.
RE: Anyone know where.........??
she's sitting on my face at this very moment ... makes it hard to type but I am persevering ...
RE: Anyone know where.........??
hate those "where is..." questions....dude, wake up, if u don't know where she is, she didn't care letting u know, so let go
RE: Anyone know where.........??
I rather agree. But I also know that some of us do form friendships here that last beyond the girls chathost career. And sometimes they really don't believe that some guys truly have found affection for them.
There are maybe a half dozen or so girls that I truly miss and wish answered my ocassional e-mail.
There are maybe a half dozen or so girls that I truly miss and wish answered my ocassional e-mail.
RE: Anyone know where.........??
the emails stop when the payment stops, unless its "My mum wont let me go onlone anymore, could you help me out?" yours cynically....Many hosts would rather forget about their time here once they've left:)
RE: Anyone know where.........??
She is going for the Guiness Book of World Records. She is trying to stand on her head for the longest time ever!
Quantas Feedback
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
escort
Cool.
I was clicking on some of those naughty links that we all see from time to time and I found an escort page that showed a girl in a city I will visit this summer. I see that for the price of a videochat I will get a "full service" girl, while on holiday. Very cool. I'm going to turn her on to hosting here in the Escort category to make her business better.
I was clicking on some of those naughty links that we all see from time to time and I found an escort page that showed a girl in a city I will visit this summer. I see that for the price of a videochat I will get a "full service" girl, while on holiday. Very cool. I'm going to turn her on to hosting here in the Escort category to make her business better.
On the tenth day of Christmas
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten lords a-leaping.
The Pefect Welcome photo
not sure if everyone feels the same..but seeing Black Natali viewers photo on the list page is very sexy ... havent seen her myself yet...night still young ;)
RE: For all my friends
or mention your large b***** in anything but a purley technical fashion hehehe
RE: For all my friends
happy new year to you too. we dont really know each other, but i was hoping i could ask you a few things. i tried to send a mail to your cc mail, but i cant. and frankly i dont want to give out mine here in forum. any suggestions?
RE: For all my friends
tough i wished u before in my way :).....a happy new year to u too my sweet, knowing al the good it will bring to u :*