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Wedding night!!!!!
On their wedding night the husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife asks the husband what a penis is. He was so proud she didn't know what a penis was he quickly pulled down his pants and said this is a Penis. She smiled and said "Oh OK it is like a Dick only smaller."
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RE: I can't stand sport.....
just because u dont like ??? i like, i think others like sports also
RE: I can't stand sport.....
I have to agree with Gort!!!!
I like sports but do not cum to CC for sports news or updates.
Get so many of those from all other sources!!
But for those of you that like to post on sports here Enjoy yourselves!!!
I like sports but do not cum to CC for sports news or updates.
Get so many of those from all other sources!!
But for those of you that like to post on sports here Enjoy yourselves!!!
RE: I dont mind sport in rational limits..
speaking of being rational, just how really rational is it to say that "practically all" posts here concern sporting events?:P
RE: To anonymous
15 sports related posts(including the 3(counting this one and your last) from the bottom of this very thread you started yourself:P
...out of the current 79 total posts from your last post to the bottom of this page, that makes for 18.99%
....yeah, i can really see now how "practically" annoying wading through all those posts might very well be... poor you:P
...out of the current 79 total posts from your last post to the bottom of this page, that makes for 18.99%
....yeah, i can really see now how "practically" annoying wading through all those posts might very well be... poor you:P
RE: To anonymous
lol... dear, by "getting at you", i only meant to harmlessly and good-naturedly tease you a little... it wasn't my intention to offend you in any serious way.. if i have, i apologize;)
it's awfully kind of you to have been so concerned about pleasure4L's computer problems, btw... in turn for that bit of kindness you've shown her, i'll do you the favor of not posting here about hockey anymore:)
...see, i'm not quite such the bad guy i think you might have been thinking i am afterall:P
it's awfully kind of you to have been so concerned about pleasure4L's computer problems, btw... in turn for that bit of kindness you've shown her, i'll do you the favor of not posting here about hockey anymore:)
...see, i'm not quite such the bad guy i think you might have been thinking i am afterall:P
RE: To anonymous
ummm.. wtf?
wow, ok, i rescind my apology then...
so you have quite a few people "getting at you", do ya? ...i'm starting to understand why...
just to clarify, i replied to you initially because i thought it so absurd what you said that you must have been joking... apparently not.. apparently you actually are that whiney and self-centered...
just a friendly tip, sweetie: the fact that poor persecuted you might have a little trouble with people speaking badly to you might actually have a little more to do with your bitchy prima donna attitude than it does the fact that your cute little name just happens to trail it...
wow, ok, i rescind my apology then...
so you have quite a few people "getting at you", do ya? ...i'm starting to understand why...
just to clarify, i replied to you initially because i thought it so absurd what you said that you must have been joking... apparently not.. apparently you actually are that whiney and self-centered...
just a friendly tip, sweetie: the fact that poor persecuted you might have a little trouble with people speaking badly to you might actually have a little more to do with your bitchy prima donna attitude than it does the fact that your cute little name just happens to trail it...
RE: To anonymous
At least I have signed my name :PAnd yup noone will knew your name perhaps you're thinking now you're so cool there as noone will know your real screenname or name I don't care but the main thing for me is my relationship to myself as I do accept myself and you do know who you're and that it's you. I dont care what some anonymous do think of me if he so cowardly that he even can't sign his screenname.
RE: To anonymous
wow, you just don't back down, do you? ...fine...
yeah, it's pretty clear that what you care most about is yourself... so much so it seems that you feel compelled to start pissing and moaning when other people here dare use this forum to post about anything other than just those things that happen to interest you... the nerve of some people, eh? i mean, is it really so difficult for everyone else to simply censor themselves to keep from disturbing little princess you? ...that's really not too much to ask, now is it?
........nice attitude...
oh, but at least you have the nerve to do the bitching you do from behind your screen name, isn't that right? ...christ, tell me please, just how do you find the courage to do such a thing?
if it would mean that i could throw compassion to the wind and be as unapologetically abrasive and unpleasant as i've come to find you, i'd do whatever it takes to gain all the "courage" it must take to be just as "cool" as you..
yeah, it's pretty clear that what you care most about is yourself... so much so it seems that you feel compelled to start pissing and moaning when other people here dare use this forum to post about anything other than just those things that happen to interest you... the nerve of some people, eh? i mean, is it really so difficult for everyone else to simply censor themselves to keep from disturbing little princess you? ...that's really not too much to ask, now is it?
........nice attitude...
oh, but at least you have the nerve to do the bitching you do from behind your screen name, isn't that right? ...christ, tell me please, just how do you find the courage to do such a thing?
if it would mean that i could throw compassion to the wind and be as unapologetically abrasive and unpleasant as i've come to find you, i'd do whatever it takes to gain all the "courage" it must take to be just as "cool" as you..
RE: I dont mind sport in rational limits..
Dont worry Gorty, winter olympics will finish soon...then we can talk about breasts again.
Go czechs for gold in ice hockey!!:PPPP
Go czechs for gold in ice hockey!!:PPPP
RE: I dont mind sport in rational limits..
Dear someone...i tried joking in my post.."but some people are unfortunately too far from understanding this :(:(":PPPP
By the way about what would you like talking? Can we discuss about relativity theory or would you like some simpler topic:PPPP
By the way about what would you like talking? Can we discuss about relativity theory or would you like some simpler topic:PPPP
LOL. From sport to theory of relativety
And about relativety theory.The main thing that even Einstein couldn't catch it's time.Amazing thing.Hmm we suppose it to be 4th dimension but is it really so?Hmm lets take Cartesian display.Well we may change something about space.You may move the body from one place to another.But we cant say the same about time and we can't move the begging point of it.Well and may be time itself is a measuring system.I mean if believe in theory of Big Bang then time has it's start point.But lets suppose it's not like a coordinate curve (as lenght, width, height) but it's really curved body.What then?
the theory of relativity that is based on the principle time=constant and present by itself a coordinate curve doesn't have any sense?
the theory of relativity that is based on the principle time=constant and present by itself a coordinate curve doesn't have any sense?
RE: LOL. From sport to theory of relativety
Fourth dimension...its interesting, but theories such as string theory predict that the space we live in has in fact many more dimensions (frequently 10, 11 or 26), but that the universe measured along these additional dimensions is subatomic in size. As a result, we perceive only the three spatial dimensions that have macroscopic size.
Time (is often referred to as the fourth dimension) is just a thing, what mankind created for living its liferhythm and for having any benchmark. I believe in Big Bang theory, but for me its more interesting what happend before that and what existed (if exsisted anything). We can discover our universe about 14 billion years back (our telescopes, such as Hubble can sense light, which arrived to us just now, but started its way 14 billion years ago...so we can see the "past"). Big Bang happened about that time (14 billion years ago), so we are close to the "beginning"... Since then our universe dilate...wondering, when will be the Big Crack...:PP
So just wanted to say i am interested more what happened before "our time" have started. Do you know that Gorty?:PPPP
Btw kiss you:PPPP
Time (is often referred to as the fourth dimension) is just a thing, what mankind created for living its liferhythm and for having any benchmark. I believe in Big Bang theory, but for me its more interesting what happend before that and what existed (if exsisted anything). We can discover our universe about 14 billion years back (our telescopes, such as Hubble can sense light, which arrived to us just now, but started its way 14 billion years ago...so we can see the "past"). Big Bang happened about that time (14 billion years ago), so we are close to the "beginning"... Since then our universe dilate...wondering, when will be the Big Crack...:PP
So just wanted to say i am interested more what happened before "our time" have started. Do you know that Gorty?:PPPP
Btw kiss you:PPPP
RE: LOL. From sport to theory of relativety
Black holes and stockings? Ohh no...dont use these words...they keep me busy...and dont let me think about sience:PPPP
Maybe one of those black holes sucked in your stockings...ohh, how i would like to meet with such a black hole, which would suck me in:PPPP
Maybe one of those black holes sucked in your stockings...ohh, how i would like to meet with such a black hole, which would suck me in:PPPP
Chelsea 1 - Barcelona 2
Barcelona beats Chealsea 2-1 at Swamp-ford Bridge.
Was a great game, Chelsea never gave up. Too bad for Chelsea Del Horno has psycho-killer tendencies. He was in the field more time than he should have been.
Hope Chelsea gets beaten horribly at Camp Nou beacuse i really dislike the way they play, and i dislike their coach, and i dislike them just for the sake of it.
Y soy Cul! OLEEEEE :D
Was a great game, Chelsea never gave up. Too bad for Chelsea Del Horno has psycho-killer tendencies. He was in the field more time than he should have been.
Hope Chelsea gets beaten horribly at Camp Nou beacuse i really dislike the way they play, and i dislike their coach, and i dislike them just for the sake of it.
Y soy Cul! OLEEEEE :D
RE: Chelsea 1 - Barcelona 2
They may have all the money in the world, but they were ordinary against a class opposition........ :D
So satisfying to watch that!!
So satisfying to watch that!!
RE: Chelsea 1 - Barcelona 2
ordinary lmfao , scored against Barce with 10 men , just Messi a good actor who should be in films lol with his acting skills .......
RE: Chelsea 1 - Barcelona 2
Reap what you sow..... Robben - Diver, Del Horno - Diver
What goes around comes around, Barcelona will destroy Chelsea at the Nou Camp. Though 'The Special One - My Ass' has already admitted defeat.... Im still lmfao
What goes around comes around, Barcelona will destroy Chelsea at the Nou Camp. Though 'The Special One - My Ass' has already admitted defeat.... Im still lmfao
huh!
ohhhhh
ill be cummin 'round the chathost when i cummmm
ill be cummin 'round the chathost when i cummm
ill be cummin 'round the chathost,
and be spewin from my fat hose
ill be cummin 'round the chathost when - i - cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ill be cummin 'round the chathost when i cummmm
ill be cummin 'round the chathost when i cummm
ill be cummin 'round the chathost,
and be spewin from my fat hose
ill be cummin 'round the chathost when - i - cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Olympics
Sweden - Switzerland 6-2 (2-1, 3-0, 1-1)
Finnland - USA 4-3 (2-1, 2-1, 0-1)
Russia - Canada 2-0 (0-0, 0-0, 2-0)
Czech Republic - Slovakia....:-(((((
Finnland - USA 4-3 (2-1, 2-1, 0-1)
Russia - Canada 2-0 (0-0, 0-0, 2-0)
Czech Republic - Slovakia....:-(((((
hotlove2003
Who can tell me more about hotlove2003? Is she Russian? How was her show? Thanks!
Hide the Duke:-))
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"
RE: for gerls...
and he probably doesn't just want to see you ... I have a suspicion that he will want to jump your bones ...
RE: for gerls...
shock, horror! Sex for money!?! Whoever heard of such a thing!!! ... the things you will humans do ... !!
Totally nutty ex-chat host
This ex-chat host is totally in love with a married man. It is not me. I open an e-mail fom her. It has an attachment.
Her words:
I have written and read this verse for someone so rare and so fun....
Well read it (or listen to it) and you will see what I mean
The attachment has the photo of the guy with her words plus an audio version of her poem. The poem is entitled " . .Someone I Love " It is a love poem to this guy. She send it to him plus 37 other people.
Ok, why is senting me and 36 other people a poem about some guy, she is in love with. UH, I met her what essentially a porn site which she no longer does. This is one crazy girl.
Her words:
I have written and read this verse for someone so rare and so fun....
Well read it (or listen to it) and you will see what I mean
The attachment has the photo of the guy with her words plus an audio version of her poem. The poem is entitled " . .Someone I Love " It is a love poem to this guy. She send it to him plus 37 other people.
Ok, why is senting me and 36 other people a poem about some guy, she is in love with. UH, I met her what essentially a porn site which she no longer does. This is one crazy girl.
RE: Totally nutty ex-chat host
I get an e-mail from her about once a month normally with a link to her web site dedicated to him with her new poem about him. I did video with her like once in the past six month and maybe chat 1 or 2 times.in that time frame. I am not her friend so why should I care about what going on with her and internet boyfriend. Why the hell is she senting me these e-mail? .
RE: Totally nutty ex-chat host
lol i always have a mental block with that word when i am typing. Always forget sent versus send and sending. thx mistress
RE: Totally nutty ex-chat host
This was another of her e-mail which had a link to her site. for the poem she wrote. It is totally weird that she send me this.
I have just written this verse for my beloved man Diego
who is coming back tomorrow after a 7 days' business trip.
I have written it because I miss him very much and can't
wait till he is back... Hope you had a nice trip, dear
I have just written this verse for my beloved man Diego
who is coming back tomorrow after a 7 days' business trip.
I have written it because I miss him very much and can't
wait till he is back... Hope you had a nice trip, dear
expected ?
I am having fun here , many such gorgeous ladies and some /many very sexy too. so many to choose . and between 0.95 and 1.4 is such pretty and smart girls..
But
I have also seen non adult , 1 2 1 at 1.6 1.9 2.4 and private sessions at over 3 and 4 $/min ..
Why ? or what is expected there , why would someone do this ?
ideas pls ..
But
I have also seen non adult , 1 2 1 at 1.6 1.9 2.4 and private sessions at over 3 and 4 $/min ..
Why ? or what is expected there , why would someone do this ?
ideas pls ..
RE: SURPRISED?! .. me too!
sure bb...if some hours with price 0.60$/min is nothing for you...
just call me if you have changed your mind...and want earn some money...
just call me if you have changed your mind...and want earn some money...
RE: SURPRISED?! .. me too!
You are who misunderstood me bb...I dont feel sorry pay 50-60$ or more for a host in little shy category/show, who has low prices..., because i can spend many time with her (chat, fun, etc), so they deserve my money...BUT i never will pay for a host 50-60 $ or more for a show in instant action...that is the real extravagance...
Hope you can see the difference...I am not a cheap member, but i like to get something for my money...not only fast sex. So if you would like chat about weather and after that having fun...just call me.
Hope you can see the difference...I am not a cheap member, but i like to get something for my money...not only fast sex. So if you would like chat about weather and after that having fun...just call me.
RE: SURPRISED?! .. me too!
Don't worry guys...i get, what i want...don't need instant action category...adore girls in little shy...i can get my action there, better than any girl do it in ia category. So guys you can throw out your money whereelse you just want...i will not do that with mine.
Impudence..
Yesterday I made a free session for one of my female friends.I was in a category "Make new friends".While we were chatting with each other one more member joined my video and his first words were:"Hi.Get your tits out".What an impudence! Is it ok for non-adult category?I have never had such viewers even though ussually I do paid sessions and in Litle Shy category. There at least viewers first tell you: "Hi.Hru?"
RE: TATTOO
it has been said many many times that you can never go wrong having a tattoo of a banana on your butt ... that way I will be with you wherever you will go, way up high, way down low, wherever you will go ... I know now, just quite how, my life and love might still go on, in your heart, in your mind, I'll stay with you for all of time ...
RE: TATTOO
Should the banana tattoo be closed protecting its dignity, partly peeled revealing some its hidden delights or completely bare leaving nothing to the imagination?
RE: TATTOO
in 20 years time she ain't gonna be on CC so we don't really care how it looks ... on the other hand, if she is still on CC in 20 years time, she will probably have a few more scarier things to look at than a faded old tattoo ...
RE: TATTOO
I like your idea for the dragon. Now that you have chosen your tattoo, you should wait one year to see if that's still what you want. If you still want it in February of 2007, then go for it! :-D
Olympics
Switzerland - Italy 3-3
Finnland - Germany 2-0
Canada - Czech Republic 3-2 :-((
Kazakhstan - Latvia 5-2
Russia - USA 5-4
Slovakia - Sweden 3-0 :-))
Finnland - Germany 2-0
Canada - Czech Republic 3-2 :-((
Kazakhstan - Latvia 5-2
Russia - USA 5-4
Slovakia - Sweden 3-0 :-))
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/panasonicfz20/page2.asp
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
Sure no problem. First make sure you lube the camera well. KY Jelly is best. Then using a kitchen spatula pry open the labia with one hand while inserting the camera with the lens pointing out with the other...then when you are in video...you can say....here's looking at you.
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
LOL At least I was trying to help you out!!
Not like others
Not like others
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
the FZ30 has both automatic and manual focus, the zoom is manual (as it should be).
RE: who wants...for members only
Not me sorry I am just sitting here enjoying my cup of Tea :)
RE: who wants...for members only
If her name was Triksy and I had that offer I would be on a red eye to Moscow....
RE: who wants...for members only
Yeah...my two boyfriends...i would like to have one american and one russian for boyfriends lol could be Josh Holloway and Maxim Stavisky for example...
RE: who wants...for members only
I don't have two bfs anymore... i quit cheating, it's a bad thing and doesn't make me feel good... if you belong to a few persons, you dont' actually belong to any of them...
RE: who wants...for members only
WTF wouldnt be on the red eye to anywhere cos he is too infatuated with his own brown eye LOL
RE: who wants...for members only
I am still waiting for the invitation in ccMail to fuck you in private.
Perfect Penis:-))
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
joke
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training to be Democrat in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training to be Democrat in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day."
RE: friends
Who is your favorite "friend"?
Female: Rachel, cause she's HOT. I don't care if she's close to 40 now.
Male: Joey cause he's goofy and they wrote the best jokes for him. LOL!
Female: Rachel, cause she's HOT. I don't care if she's close to 40 now.
Male: Joey cause he's goofy and they wrote the best jokes for him. LOL!
RE: friends
Male: Chandler, the guy is a GOD!!
Female: Phoebe, probably stupid enough to sleep with me!!
Female: Phoebe, probably stupid enough to sleep with me!!
RE: friends
Female .. Monica .. just hoping more than friends lol
Male .. Chandler to keep me laughing with his funny jokes
RE: friends
Cant decide between Joey and Chandler...dang. But girls dont forget about Russel, he's the smart one:D