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Thank you ladies. What are you screen names? CC Mail me.... new ID...OHWTF.

You know well my screen name, baby, cause u were typing in the viewers forum i'm "ugly" :)))))))LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I have a simple suggestion ... stop reading the viewers forum! Better yet, stop self-advertising in there, or getting some besotted member to do it for you.

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Poetess.....First never take anything I say personally or seriously.....I am sure you are a lovely person and children and animals love you, you are kind to your mother, and you will be the best wife and mom some day. Sad to say I don't know who you are since I have praised and critiqued so many hosts... Bottomline...my opinion doesnt mean a thing.....as long as you feel good about yourself, you have members who like you and lust for you, and you are making money.....life is good.

How can a host be self-promoting without using their Host name?

Your point is taken but I was referring to this line that the "poetess" wrote above:

"You know well my screen name, baby, cause u were typing in the viewers forum i'm "ugly"

Clearly, somewhere in the viewers forum "someone" (whether it be her or, as I suggested, some besotted member) posted something about her, presumably saying something nice (I am sure you know the standard thing ... "just had a great vid session with blah-blah, and she is the BEST host ever blah blah blah"), and our friend WTF may have suggested she was less than good-looking. I would even go one step further and suggest that "poetess" and "QueenofLust" may well be one and the same ... she seems to have been the subject of a recent post in which WTF participated.

There's advertising being done on a commercial porn site, you say? Women here are actually looking for whatever help they can to turn a buck?
Wow, imagine that. What gall, eh?
Seriously though, I have just a few simple questions for you, AlphaBeta: Why would that really offend you? How can you raltionalize that such a thing as your offense for that being deserving of personally offending a chathost in return? And how can you stomach being such a prick in the off-chance that, hey, you just might really not be altogether justified in being one?

Firstly, I really am a prick and justified in my opinion that I am one. Secondly, advertising in these forums doesn't offend me at all, I am all for it ... what I was really getting at was that this "poetess" person, who is clearly a host, read something about herself in the "viewers only forum" (a misnomer if there ever was one) and I simply suggested she not read things in there if she doesn't wish to hear the opinions of other people ... yes, I used the word "opinions", because that is all they are, and as our good friend WTF has just said, the opinions of others count for nothing (yes, strangely enough, even mine!) ... it is an insecure person who is affected by the opinions of others ... IMHO ...

Firstly, I have no trouble seeing that you can be a prick. I was just curious as to what it might be that actually sets the prick in you off. Specifically, I was wondering if you really see it justified to rake over some girl here for simply being here to do what the women principally come here to do.....So do you, or am I presuming too much?
Secondly, yes, I'm in total agreement....It's my wish and my very own opinion that others' opinions should never be let to adversely affect one's opinion of oneself. But knowing that not everyone is as secure in who they are as you seem to be in you, do you really not care anyway if you hurt someone else with the things that you say? Further, do you really feel okay with actually going out of your way in replying only to say purposely offensive things about someone based on what you only presume might be that same someone's or some other someone's intentions for posting in that forum in the first place?
Lastly, yeah, I hear you about the whole "viewers only forum" thing....That's nothing though. If you really want to rile yourself up about a slew of meaningless words, you should have yourself a read of the ettiquette portion of the CC privacy and behavior policy. Talk about bullshit.

I do not recall saying anything offensive ... I merely stated the fact that if she were to stop reading things in the forum, them she herself would not be offended by what might or might not be said. I may not have said it in a very nice way and for that I am sorry.

I haven't actually read the ettiquette missive but I take your word that it is a bunch of meaningless rubbish ... maybe someday I will take a look. Oh, the prickness in me comes out when I least expect it and I have had to, on occasions, apologize most wholeheartedly later on. I am certainly most happy to do that to the "poetess" right now ... madam, I am sorry for being so off-handed earlier and making baseless suggestions regarding you possibly posting things (or having them posted) in the viewers forum. I just trust that WTF and Banana can learn a lesson from me and prostrate themselves humbly at your feet as I am doing.

Do you mean to say that you and "A Banana" are, in fact, actually not one and the same? If not, a thousand oh-most-humble pardons I guess I then owe you.....Would it please you that I perform hara-kiri right here and now ,oh AlphaBeta?
BTW, for WTF reason would you presume that I'm wanting you to humble yourself to me anyway? Just took the opportunity to voice my own opinions and wonder aloud about a few things that struck my curiosity.
Be a prick, be proud of it.....Just don't be surprised if some people might treat you with a prickish manner too. And whether it's with a holier-than-thou attitude, or it really is just a matter of simple curiousity, don't be surprised if certain other people might wonder how it is that you don't seem to care much about the consequences of doing things that might genuinely hurt someone else. Presuming, of course, that you're that kind of "you".

Your apology is accepted ... although it is sad to think that I have been likened to A Banana, I can see where you might have jumped to that conclusion since he can be as big a prick as me sometimes :)I have to say though that, despite his lack of decorum, sometimes he can be downright funny in some of his postings ... and yet at other times rather nasty ... a troubled character no doubt.

Anyway, I shall take your words to heart, turn over a new leaf and try to treat people with a little more sensitivity and thought ... damn, I might even turn gay!

Yeah, trying to be decent is so gay whereas tearing up a woman's ego with catty disections of her appearance is so, like, alpha-male uber-manly, huh? If you're actually looking to turn gay, I say forget all the trouble of trying to be nice and go ahead and just take the shorter, easier route: Sharpen your nails, paint them pink, and go after every chance you can to take a disparaging swipe at the women here....You know, something kinda along the lines of what everyone's favorite friend seems to so enjoy doing:P
So I guess it's official then....With such a flatly and unambiguously stated denial, I suppose I should let go of the silly suspicion that you and "A Banana" are the same person. Well I'll be damned.
Too bad really....I was hoping for the opportunity to turn this thread around and tell you("you" meaning "A Banana", of course:P) that yeah, I enjoy your postings here very much....You're a funny son of a bitch alright. Subverting the crazier and more ridiculous or narrow-minded things that are said here with a bit of humor is very much appreciated:) For the life of me though I just don't get the kick you seem to get out of helping anyone else make some hosts here feel like shit(call me an idiot, but I've cottoned onto nothing as fas as that's concerned:P)
Anyway, take of my words anything you want......They really are just words afterall, if they mean nothing to you or you think them bullshit too, don't bother to give them a second thought:)

ooooo, I can almost read between your lines ... are you suggesting that "our favorite friend here" may actually be gay??

Sure, I suppose it's possible you could have read what I didn't say in that way.....Or if read another way, it might even have been possible for you to have suspected that I very possibly could have been suggesting that it's just as much bullshit to label a guy "gay" for being considerate as it is to label another guy straight simply for being a prick.

anything is possible, that's what I have always been led to believe ... I have a question ... who exactly are you? ... strange as it may seem, "Anonymous" does not give too much away ... I wonder if perhaps YOU are our favorite yellow fruit??

What a twist on things that possiblity would make for, eh?
Hell, why stop there though? What about the possibility that I might very well be not only "A Banana", but "WTF..." too?

stranger things have happened ...

And strange things keep happening still...

well, I can categorically state that I have never, nor will I ever, post to this forum or any other as "Anonymous" ... one should always own up to their statements, whether they be good or bad. As to whether I would ever post here under an a different name, again, there is no point in doing that, therefore I never shall.

However, it is always nice to see my name in print, so thanks for the plugs guys.

Firstly, may I ask how exactly one owe's up to the things they say on an internet forum? And if and when any such kind of owing up is actually due, what makes you think a person who posts anonymously is any less able to do so than someone who chooses to instead post pseudonymously?

Secondly, is that really not you, Mr McFeeley?

ok, I fess up ... I am WTF, McFeeley, DM, Psy, gort, MasterTech, AlphaBeta, gete, A Poetess, ImNotYourFriend and Anonymous all rolled up in one giant Banana skin ... and I have been talking to myself here for the past 3 days and I LIKE IT!!

Make such an over-the-top sarcastic admission and somehow it comes across as ridiculous to think there might be any truth to any part of that admission at all......It's funny sometimes how easily a person can play around with the truth, huh?
Seriously, if you don't mind me asking you to do so yet again, explain to me please what you meant about how "one should always own up to their statements"....I'm more curious than ever now to understand exactly what you meant by that.

But of course that's all really beside the point....Post here under any name you want, what I'm still most curious about is how you can find the nerve to be so callous with your words....Or, to be more exact myself, how it seems you have no qualms about actually seizing your opportunities to use your words not just insensitively, but rather with the intent of purposely being so hurtful.
If you choose to answer just one question honestly, please, I just gotta know.....How do you keep your conscience from eating away at you?

I'm an uncaring asshole lacking maturity and conscience ... what can I say?

If you say that's really all there is to it, I guess there's not much more I can say myself. I'm a little disappointed in the answer, I'll admit that. It has been interesting though....At least that's something.
Anyway, thanks for playing....Best of luck to you.......And truly, please, take care.

I was kidding ... yes I have a conscience and yes I do care ... my criticism in the future shall be more of the constructive type and less of the destructive ... of course I also give praise and credit where it is due but no one seems to notice that and they tend to dwell on the negative aspects of my character ... guess that's human nature, so what can you do ...

Have fun here and maybe we'll spar again later ...

lol... yeah, well, kidding or not, throw up your hands and call yourself nothing but an incorrigible asshole, and you didn't leave me with much more i could really say:P

for what it's worth, i've noticed and thought well of you for the better things you've said to others here.... and to those you've giving a ribbing to for saying something pointlessly unpleasant, i've appreciated that too....
if it seems i'm only of the mind that you really are nothing but an asshole, i want you to know that i'm really not... you're a hell of a funny guy, and if it wasn't for the fact that someone else seemed hurt by something you said, i wouldn't have said a single word to add to all this myself...

anyway, i think i've about reached my end here.... nigh about time for me to look elsewhere for maybe a little more real and *ahem* fruitful place to spread my own cheery brand of absurdity:P

good luck in finding a new sparring partner.. and oh yeah, if you ever have the occasion to commune with dr. heisenburg again, be sure to give him my regards... one ass man to another:P

ok, i give in.... there's truth to the fact that posting anonymously leaves a person free(or more free, at least) from owning up and taking responsibility for the things that same person says, i admit that...
from the outset, i only started posting here with the occasional message.. none ever meant to rile anyone too much, and none ever meant to make someone else look too bad... to amuse myself and maybe a few people more was my only real intention... for that reason, and because i also had some crazy notion about how the ideas people express should be considered more for the merits of those words alone rather than who might be the one expressing them, i've always posted here anonymously...
you got to me though... because it was asked, and also because i feel kinda bad about being kind of an incessant prick to you, the name on this post is my actual screen name here... every anonymous post in this thread i take full resposibility for, and if i ever again feel the itch to post any messages here in the future, i'll be sure to use my screen name and take full responsibility for those too...
if you or anyone else who my have followed this thread is thinking me an asshole for the things i've said or how i said them, feel free to bomb my ccmail inbox with as many "get a life, loser" friendly hellos that you want... hell, maybe i deserve them..

or you could stop reading her posts if you don't like them :)

no problem, let me open it up to half a centimeter and then you'll be fine :)

Oooops, u wanna suck my Dick? You are welkome! Lol!

welcome

thank you very much ... my favorite passtime!

You are allways welcome to suck my hot big Dick and to lick my ass!

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Good advice, If only we all could live our lives a little more nicely.
Treating someone else badly all for the sake of a joke, I wonder sometimes how it is that some people can do that without their conscience getting to them.

"Treating someone else badly " - it is the same like when the same guy is offending u in the viewer's forum...

It's the very same and exactly what I meant.

The word is fucking - if you prefer not to say it then why not just miss the word out completely?

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Why u like when Banana is posting "SHEESHS" in the viewers forum about a nice girl????????????????

<<I have been with her 2or 3 times>>

You can't remember if you have been with her two or three times?!?

yes i remember it was three fantastic times

no thanks ... I am strictly of the old school where, even though you know it's a skanky ho that you are talking and watching debase themselves in video for $0.99/min, you don't actually want them to look like one.

YES!!!! Thank you Fan Head!! I've followed ur advise and.... u were right, I spent a hot and rare moment!!!
You Rock!!! Thank you. Great find,asswipe. Outstanding !! WOW!!! Wow!!! Yes

To bad for you . this host is far from a skanky ho like you describe her. She is one of the prettiest host here, her pictures are a little deceiving. Maybe you need to see her b4 you form an opinion of someone as sweet as she is.

of course, how remiss of me

Non-adult.....ugh....I puked a bit in my mouth....

good call ...

I don't really have any use for a purse, but my old cap is getting pretty worn?!
Bravo for your generosity.

How grand, Finally I must say to you Mr. Chuck, that you always sound so friendly, and seem wise in the ways of love.
I have learned much by applying your wisdom that i have read.
Your are tender like an undercooked steak, but yet hard like a decomposed raccoon left to melt into the pavement on a hot summer day. I hope I can obtain the encyclopedia of love knowledge that you posess. One day I will share your magic knowledge with my wife and three mistresses. Thank You Great One.
Maurice

hey i wanna meet u, here is my email address shortshit69@hotmail.com
send me an email!!!

Hi Honey.
You are SO handsome in archive photos. When will you be online?

Congratulations!!! I hope the journey theough the third decade of life holds many nice moments and pleasant surprises!!

sorry i missed your birthday, but i hope you had fun
(K)

Still giving us nice posts Psy :) Thank you

USA #1!

:-D

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and u r the best girl in petersburg olesya !! :-PPPPPP

and the winner is..... SWEDEN!!!! :)))))

I've said it before and I'll say it again, goats are far inferior to sheep when it comes to screwing ... and if it had been a sheep, the owner would have never known because (a) sheep don't make very much noise when you fuck them and (b) they never kiss and tell. The goat was probably just so happy that someone had taken the time to slip it a hot meat injection that it decided to tell the world ...

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Fecking brilliant......

Wonder if his mother forgave him for such an act! lmao

va?

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Don't knock it until you try it!!!

Is that a joke?

Nothing on BBC is a joke :p

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Either...just bring them both here.......closer :D

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I never wish........... just dream..........

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the goat's certainly did ...

Pick up the reciever and dial

Good idea!

u'r funny:))

.......Gay....lol

become female

and stop sucking balls

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No, not yet, but pssssssssst, watching ice hockey:PP

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Hahaha
Damn, you could write down again Kris...let me try:PPPP
Holtzemfromfloppen:PP

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Bloody! :D

Throw some more shrimp on the barbie!

XXX = Beer

F*ck Off
W*nker
C*nt
Pr*ck
T*sser

More to follow once I start driving...... lol

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You left out an X ,member
It's spelt "FOUREX" Simbolized by "XXXX" :-)

i would love to go to higher price, but i find i have great time in lower price frequently. i only go .50 - 1.00 range. i would easily get into trouble spending long time at higher price, and frequently lose track of time if i am having fun. i therefore don't go to higher price often, and if i do, i don't stay long.

I prefer 1.00 or below, but I sometimes go 1.50 or higher. It depends if I like the girl or not (personality and how beautiful she is). It also depends on the quality of her cam. If I see the quality of the cam is very bad, I will usually leave early and never come back unless I really really like the girl. If the quality of the cam is excellent, I don't mind spending a little more and I usually stay longer.

Nowadays I normally stay with hosts with rates $1.00 or less. I do not just go in and out of video for a quick but like to chat for a while and I can do this more comfortably at those rates. I have occasionally ventured outside this range and found that at higher prices the hosts cam and connection speed may be better but the quality of the show may not be.
I do not accept that there is a link between a hosts price and self respect. I think this is only in the minds of a few higher priced hosts.
Self respect is determined by a hosts attitude to performing on CC. A host who basically hates doing this but tells herself "I will do it because I am earning $2.00 a minute not $0.60" probably still does not really respect herself.
I do not consider the fact that a host works on here any reason to respect her less as a person.

Strictly only under 1$. I adore girls, who appreciate member's money and dont think, that members are their "milking cows". I can respect girls attitudes more, who have lower prices. Girls who have higher price usually (of course not all of them, but usually) are conceited and usually dont respect their members as well (phoning, care only with money, do shows in one2one only, etc.) like lower priced girls do. Earlier i had shows with higher priced girls, but no thanks, not instant action (and overrated) girls again.

Well, one host, I'm not really sure. Let me think about it some more.

Personally, i look at pics, then read bio, if i look, then i will, look at price, if unnder 1.00, then i will go and talk to, in free chat, if she seems like woman i will enjoy time with, then i will negotiote a prv, amount so we can talk and play. i dont believe in playing games with the 121, better to say what i want, and if she agree's then i do a private, and she gives me password, but foremost is the conversation, if that isnt thjere, then neither will be the video

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so you've known her all of a little more than a week and after your single, first date, you're already questioning yourself about what her intentions toward you might be? ...it's obvious that she likes you, and for now, just knowing that should be enough... it seems a bit early to be considering wanting or expecting anything exclusive, if that's what you're thinking about...
she sounds cool though... not many people are so open and forthcoming about such things so soon, for that alone i'd say she's worth at least a few more "mini dates" just for the sake of curiosity to see what she might do next and where it all might lead;)
anyway, she's only a 2 hour train ride away.. i say give it time, see her a few times more, and talk as often as you the two of you can stand each other... at the very least, give it another week before you start making wedding plans:P

Give it a shot, dude. You never know if you'll be the one to break the mold, or if she'll redefine everything for you as well. You sometimes find the best things in unexpected places. Just keep your eyes open.

She's a child and so are you. Why rush this thing? Thank her for the read and never mention it again. You fucking live "next door" to her youi have lots of time to take it slow.

If she gives u her diary it means she likes u a lot - she wanna trust u 100 % and she believes u r the same person like her. She wanna be more close to u and she is complitely sincere in her action. Yes she is a bit naive but it is not a big deal it could changed after some experiance. Don't dissappoint her, Mr T. It seems u hit the jackpot with her! Just try to learn to be more romantic as she needs may be and ask her how she feels frequently. She needs yr attention! You need to be more trustful so try to believe in her just like she das. Have a nice relationship :). Kathy

who cares

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heh, thanks guys :)

Just to clarify something, I'm not in it for the sex or just to 'feck' lol :P

I like her a lot hehe, I'm just wondering why at such an early stage of the relationship she would give her diary to me to read lol

I'm gonna visit her again in a few weeks when she gets back from her holiday :) she wanted me to write something in her diary lol, I gotta write something nice :) reading it made me a lil sad as it seems that her past serious bf let her down a lot :(

There are are many possible reasons why she gave you her diary but also there may be none. Although in my experience it is very unusual for a girl to let any guy read her diary, as there are entries from ex-bf's in there it is clearly something she has done before so it may just be "something she does". I suggest you don't make too much of it, at least in your own mind and attitude to her. Girls around 16-17 develop crushes very easily but often these only last a few days or even hours so don't think too much about the number of guys she seems to have fallen in and out of love with. Just enjoy finding more about her personality from your chats and meetings. And if for whatever reason it doesn't work out for you try to break up gently, especially as she has been let down in the past.

....and how did that work out for you?

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I wanna be sporty with Gorty! :)))

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:))

synapses firing, hormones flowing, a bunch of squishy grey messiness making more a mess of the messiness of this forum... it's a nightmare up in there, trust me:P

....you wouldn't wanna know!!

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...let say I am very close to bringing a real relationship to a close.

This one is gonna hurt.

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Wow must be the time of year as i am so very close to ending a real life relationship as well :(

Would you like to talk with me? I will give you my handle if you would like an opinion

I am thinking of a walk on a moon lit beach with a beautiful lady. The air is warm and carresses our skin. The memroies of our special day together draw us close. We find a secluded cove take oru clothes off and go for a swim in the gentel warm surf.
After wards we spread out a blanket and ......

Thinking of ripping somebody's arms off

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and afterwards spread out on a warm blanket and....

and watch the submarine races! Right? ;)

Caveman you need to get out of your cave more often!!!

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my b/f proposed and i dont now if im ready for that LOL

I agree with you ed
Very confusing to us too!!!!

Sound of letters in words are different though

Z as Zebra
C as Cat

I am trying to learn other languages with different alphabet and find the same thing in many!!!

You have to wonder about whoever made them up!!!

short answer: your ear for english of any variety ain't that great:P

if you're serious though.... the "see" of "z" is pronounced with a simultnaeous vibration of the vocal cords, making enough of a difference in sound to differentiate it from the "see" in "c"...
much in the same way, the letters "b", "d", "g"(the "hard" kind), and "v" are also pronounced with enough of a buzz to distinguish them from the letters "p", "t", "k", and "f" respectively..

..don't let my saying that ruin the setup for whatever joke you have coming though:P

C = cee
Z - tseeeeeeeeee

for godsake ask the english why the language is so screwy! we only inherited and bastardized the problem.

You inherited the language.... Cocking it up was all of your own doing!

As a matter of fact, english is a mixture of different tongues, Roman, Spainish, French, German. Real english died out when the Romans invaded and ever since various countries have populated this country (UK) english has been mixed up. American is an anglo european mix that has evolved, Real American is spoken by the native american indians. White americans are invaders and are in reality anglo european, mainly english & french. Australian is again based on the english from convicts deported from england and has evolved. Like America the true aussie is the native from that country. With the mixing of races in all parts of the world there is not a true mother tongue exsisting. We are all a product of ourselfs.

not sure about others but i pronounce Z as (zee) and not (see). I do pronounce C as (see). And English is the hardest language to learn.

Hahaha! ever tried french? or maybe chinese?

I've tried french cuisine and chinese food ... does that count?

Were you the main dish? :P

funny you should say that, as I do happen to go down quite easily ...

Better question is why thay have S and C couse in a many words it's the same phoneme.

Not at all.

Put c instead of your "same" and you get a waaaaaaaaaay different thing..

and for "z" we were taught to read it as "zed".. go figure

Actually the language is not dirrectly influenced by Roman (which would be Latin) or Spanish. It's a West-Germanic branch of the Indo-European family, a direct descendent of Old-English, otherwise known as Anglo-Saxon. It has been influenced by German and Dutch due to immigration and Scandinavian and French due to conquest (Prior to the Norman conquests in 1066 a substantial eastern territory was under Danish rule - known as the Danelaw). In actual fact the real English are the Welsh, who were driven West by the Romans and later the Angles and Saxons. If you have trouble with the version you most probably hear where you are, then you'll have real trouble if you come here as we have many regional accents. It's possible to identify people here to as close as 5 miles just by the way they speak. The Yanks all think we're either royalty or cockneys. LOL

I'm an American and I don't think such a thing.

I am not sure there is such a thing as a "Real American" language as you stated in your post the inquisator. The Native Americans that populated America before it was colonized didn't share a common language. Each indian tribe spoke a different langauge. So which one would you classify as being the "Real American"? And also since what we call America, had never been called America until the colonist arrived would it really be accurate to call the language the indians spoke as "American"? I don't think so. Technically it is not even accurate to call them Native Americans nor Indians. Those are names given to them by the white man and I am sure they had different names for identifying each other before the white man arrived.

Bad phrasing, maybe i should have said native to that country. America came into being after the white men arrived. Same goes for Austraila. Aussies are strange, they have the dollar as currency but they drive on the same side as britain. Dont think they know what they are.
What it really comes down to is if you can talk to any other person in any other country & you understand them , then who should care how they talk. Its not how they say it, its what is said that important. In any tongue thats what counts.

what indians would that be there were many in america back in the day all with different languages if you want to be exact you could say all language started from apes originaly since we all evolved from them in you want to go back far enough but we are talking about present not past

i'm american...ive never pronounce them the same...ever

you think english is more difficult than say....chinese? hmmmm. I doubt it.

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http://www.lernu.net/

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Why_study_Indonesian

Such a pity you can't learn to spell or punctuate it as well.

I can speak 37 languages! It's a piece of cake for me! :-D

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exactly what implement does one utilize when dividing feces?

I am an American and I have never pronounced Z like "see". I have always pronounced it as "zee". To me it is completely normal. What seems strange to me is Canadians pronouncing Z as "zed".

Also the example you used for the pronounciation of the word "czech" in American is wrong. Americans pronounce "czech" the same as the word "check". I understand that English/American is a difficult language to learn if it is not your native language. Some words are spelled the same but pronounced differently and rules for letter combinations apply to some words but not to others. It must be very confusing, but I commend you for having the determination to do it.

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Found this a few years ago and thought it amusing, this rendition seems to be several ones I saw combined into 1 ...

Four All Who Reed and Right

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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Let's face it,
English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.

We take English for granted.

But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly,

boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends,
but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?

If teachers taught,
why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?


Sometimes, I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play
and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,

while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?


You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which

your house can burn up as it burns down;

in which you fill in a form by filling it out

and in which an alarm goes off by going on.


~Author Unknown~

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hope she left this life before it ruined her that is all i can say.

welcome back my child

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Back so soon? Nearly missed you :)

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a shorter olympics??... hmmm right.. i would love to see the icehockey tournament played in just 1 day... this way we would really get to sperate the sheep from the goats

yes, it is always important to seperate the sheep from the goats because goats are definitely an inferior screw ... the velcro gloves don't hold nearly as well either ... mmmmmmm, sheep!!!!!

i had that problem once and had to restart the pc.. computers are grrr

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And also may you later post here or cc mail me if you found what the problem was.And how you solved it,ok?