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Going to see Alison Krause in Vegas 3/13!!!

Maybe win some money too!

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
>> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
>> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is
>> Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
>> Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle
>> As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>> What are dose?", asks the attendant.
>> They're called tees." replies Tiger.
>> "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>> "Sweet Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

We were drawn from the weeds
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like someone broken
And I couldn't tell you, but I'm telling you now

Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down

Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you, forever in me
Ever the same

We would stand in the wind
We were free like water
Flowing down
Under the warmth of the sun
Now it's cold and we're scared
And we've both been shaken
Look at us man,
this doesn't need to be the end

Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down

Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same

You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only
give you love

Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same

Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same

Ever the same

lyrics lifted from Rob Thomas

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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

From: Mr X Reply New Message
Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 17:53 (GMT)

Does anyone ever meet any Escorts for REAL sex meeting from this site? I am going to Romania soon

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From: anon2 Reply New Message
RE: Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 19:08 (GMT)

Why get an escort? Just get a date with one or two of the girl here and you will probable score anyhow. Not that hard.

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Actually,I don`t see what`s so hard in getting laid,but probably for some lame asses like you it`s even hard to wank !

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Figure out a way to work with CC for a hair coloring product concession for all of the host.

chuck,sorry i dont remember your numbers.i am sorry that my attempt at humor upset you so much.that was never my intention.any offence you took was not intended & i give you my unreserved & whole hearted apology.you do not need to accpet it.thats your choice.i accept & respect your decision.

do you like tats? sexy yes or no

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whats the big probelm with "free" chatting ...if the host is not busy - and stuck at home/in studio all alone you'd think they would welcome a little company...instead of getting upset as if you are taking away precious revenue ... its most bizzare...comments welcome

This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He asks, ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.

The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The husband looks him over and says,''But you're naked.''

The man looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards.''

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Today is the birthday of a very good friend of my, he's turning 20 :D

Happy birthday TNT
Kisses :*

Need your opinion on if my feeling about this situation is warranted. Recently i was visiting with a host in the adult - girls home alone - not so shy - category. I had reqested if she do a nice sexy striptease. She had no problem. Literally 10 seconds into her show she pics up her cell phone and begins talking to someone. i tried typing something humorous like "if the call is for me tell them im busy right now". She ingored what i typed. I then typed "tell them i asked for pepperoni on my pizza". She still ignored me. Im not a comedian, but i was trying to get her attention. I kept typing little things like "hello", and "remember me". Finally she responded with "one sec". I almost jumped through the screen. She stayed on phone for about 2 minutes. When she got off the phone she walked away from the screen for about 30 seconds. At this point i was pretty upset. When she came back she had the audacity to say "ok bb, im here for u, kisses". I told her that what she did was very rude. I told her that based on her price she wasted about $10 dollars of my video time talking to someone on her cell phone. I said it was very unprofessional to be on a cell phone call and ignore your visitor, and then leave the screen, while he is paying you for the video time. Basically her response was that it was important call and i should be nice man to understand. I responded by telling her that if it was short time i would not be upset, but it was almost 3 minutes total that she did absolutely nothing for me. She then says reason for call is more important than time. Finally I said "are you experiencing a brain cramp". She said ?????. I told her it means "are you dopey". We went back and forth for another minute or so when she then asked me to leave and said that i was no longer welcome in her chat room. I said believe me I won't visit again. She then began to say i was rude and selfish man to which i ended the session.
My Feeling. OK, maybe it was an important call. But to me this was very unprofessional behavior. I am paying pretty good money for the time im spending with this host. I dont think her spending my time and money on a cell phone call is appropriate. Like i said, i am new to cc. Is there someway to let cc know of this situation? Am i being insensitive about this? Am i right to be annoyed? Do hosts often answer cell phone calls while in video chat?
Members and hosts feel free to give your opinion.
Thanks.

Scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain intelligent DNA.

Unfortunately, over 95% of them will spit it out!

A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for
her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for
reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was
fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write
the word "toilet" in her letter.

So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode"
Once written down she still was not comfortable. Finally she
decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote, "does your
campground have its own "B.C.?"

When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't
figure out what she meant by "B.C."

He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom suggested
the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since there
was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist
Church.

So he sent this reply:



Dear Madam: The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground
in a beautiful grove of trees.

I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going
regularly. No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will
seat 350 people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday,
Thursday, and Sunday of each week.

Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the
quietest passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter
met her husband there. We are also having a fund-raiser to
purchase new seats, as the old ones have holes in them.

Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
regularly. It's been a good six months since she last went.
It pains her very much not to be able to go more often.

As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially
in cold weather. Perhaps I could accompany you the first time
you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks
who will be there.

Has anyone here had their membership at this site cancelled or suspended. And if so was there a reason given?

ok, for all of you who sent e-mails, I have finally updated my archives with some super hot new poses, Chuck-styleEnjoy ladies

It's really spring.I have just checked.It's the 3th day of spring here and if you dont have it be happy for us.As we do have spring here.

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A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth.
"Can you guess what it is?"

"I don't know," said the boy.

"I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning."

The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."

well she has changed her looks and is active now