General Forum
RE: pregnant chathost
I recommend you e mail camcontatcs and ask them if it is allowed on this site. I know that in the US, this is banned by 2257. But camcontacts is not located in the US.
RE: pregnant chathost
For a pregnant woman to appear on here is not illegal in the USA and not specifically banned by 2257, provided of course she is over 18. There are certainly pregnant hosts on here.
The best place to find pregnant hosts is in fetish.
The best place to find pregnant hosts is in fetish.
RE: pregnant chathost
and what's the deal with guys getting turned on by feet? why not elbows or ears?
RE: pregnant chathost
There may be pregant hosts on site, but in the US it is not allowed. Even though the pregnant host may be 18, her fetus clearly is not. And 2257 does cover that! There have been hundreds of sucessfull prosecutions thoughtout the US already concering this.
RE: pregnant chathost
Her feotus is not on the video. I agree that if she showed a US scan pic of the feotus this would be against the law but the bump? If there have been hundreds of successful prosecutions maybe you could cite some.
RE: pregnant chathost
There is nothing illegal about a pregnant woman being in a porno in the USA. The fetus inside of her is not considered a minor.
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/casecode/uscodes/18/parts/i/chapters/110/toc.html
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/casecode/uscodes/18/parts/i/chapters/110/toc.html
typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
send me $ for visa, i'll be over after i spend it on partying and jewelry
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I understand the point you are making and generally agree but hosts relatives and even the hosts themselves do sometimes get sick so do not automatically assume a host is lying when she says this. Whether you belive her or not depends on your relationship with her up to that point.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
then well,
praying seems to work
because most rich ppl dont care
and the poor cant help
so just make sure life insurance is paid to date or steal a shovel
praying seems to work
because most rich ppl dont care
and the poor cant help
so just make sure life insurance is paid to date or steal a shovel
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I have been on CC for three years and not once has a chathost said that to me, so I hardly think it's "typical."
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I agree some hosts really do have financial problems - but the reason members are cynical about it is that there are some hosts who do regularly lie to try to trick money out of members. They are the ones that cause the problem of doubt - after all however much time you spend with someone here or on yahoo or talking/texting on phone it is never possible to be totally sure whether the latest problem that she needs money for is genuine or not
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
SO many times this has been talked about here.
We are al aware that the the girls here, in the majority, see this as their work and the member as a customer.
Now, if you were in the local supermarket and the checkout girl started telling you about her ill mother and other problems, would you pay extra for your shopping or simply give her money - I doubt it.
If you believe the girl is telling the truth then it is your choice to help or not. If you choose not to help and her attitude changes towards you then I think you can rest assured that it was probably a lie.
Just my two pennies worth.
We are al aware that the the girls here, in the majority, see this as their work and the member as a customer.
Now, if you were in the local supermarket and the checkout girl started telling you about her ill mother and other problems, would you pay extra for your shopping or simply give her money - I doubt it.
If you believe the girl is telling the truth then it is your choice to help or not. If you choose not to help and her attitude changes towards you then I think you can rest assured that it was probably a lie.
Just my two pennies worth.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
to me its about how you feel in your heart when a host asks about money.i have never had a host ask me for money but a few have mentioned different problems.when they tell me this i just go with my heart.if helping them gives me satisfaction then i do it.in life helping is its own reward.inner peace! every girl i have helped has been very thankful which has been a bonus.most of the hosts here are just trying to improve their lives,i think & if i can help in some way i'm happy. it all depends on what is inside you. i owe more than money to some of the lovely people here.they have helped me more than they know
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
If with the line "im sick " goes "i need money " better move on .... been there done that ... they only want to suck some more money from you and its just a cheap trick, they try to become your friend, makes u think u re the only one she tells her poblems, make u believe u re important in her life then all of a sudden she say she s inlove with you then she gets sick or worse mother got sick and need a very expensive surgery
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
Anonymous - sounds like we met the same girl - lol.
The third request for money I got was asking for money so her Mum could afford to split up from and leave her (wicked) step-father!! Though to be fair this time she claimed she was going to pay it back in 2 weeks when she got paid :). I stopped sending money then - the previous 2 requests were for school fees and for her own (apparently very serious) operation. Only half believed the first two but liked her and would have felt guilty not knowing for sure whether it was genuine but I think there is a limit to how unlucky you can believe someone is.
The third request for money I got was asking for money so her Mum could afford to split up from and leave her (wicked) step-father!! Though to be fair this time she claimed she was going to pay it back in 2 weeks when she got paid :). I stopped sending money then - the previous 2 requests were for school fees and for her own (apparently very serious) operation. Only half believed the first two but liked her and would have felt guilty not knowing for sure whether it was genuine but I think there is a limit to how unlucky you can believe someone is.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I have listened to hosts problems and provided advice and occasionally practical help to various hosts on problems with boyfriends and sex, parents, studies, other friends, business, computing and IT. Sometimes this was during free chat or on yahoo, other times in paid video. I feel what I have done shows I am a friend, not just a customer to these hosts and from the way they treat me I am sure they consider me as a friend.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
To Just a Host: I am sorry to hear your story and am also sorry that nobody helped you out when you needed it. Especially because as you say $10-$20 is only a small amount (less than the cost of a show!). However in my case the girl was needing about $250 a time which does become a lot of money to give away (especially on top of the cost of her shows too).
I do not think that many of the hosts are like this or that they are always asking for money but the fact that some do makes everyone suspicious of hosts like you who genuinely needed help.
I agree I probably do have a lot more stuff than her and her life is probably much more difficult than mine and to be honest I would probably have been happy to give her some money anyway but when someone keeps trying to make you feel guilty so you send them money it does make you feel more cynical.
I hope things are better for you now and I am sorry if you have taken any of my posts as being criticism of you.
I do not think that many of the hosts are like this or that they are always asking for money but the fact that some do makes everyone suspicious of hosts like you who genuinely needed help.
I agree I probably do have a lot more stuff than her and her life is probably much more difficult than mine and to be honest I would probably have been happy to give her some money anyway but when someone keeps trying to make you feel guilty so you send them money it does make you feel more cynical.
I hope things are better for you now and I am sorry if you have taken any of my posts as being criticism of you.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
Was not a critique .I see your point and i tried to make mine as clear as i could. I only said it is fair that the guys are customers and we are service providers, If you cross that line ... you get involved and there are consequences... that was all i was saying hope that this does not make me a cold blooded woman now .I know i treat all the guys that come in my video with kindness and naughtyness and i make them happy but avoid crossing the line as much as i can There is one thing we hosts must not forget most of the guys here need a good wank that is why we're in adult oriented sections and not in a dating website or freechat programs.
Love to all !
Love to all !
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
A host and I became good friends and one day she told me about an operation she needed. At was many days till I eventually got her to tell me how much she needed. She said she did not want the money from me but I sent it anyway. I made a judgement that she was being honest and I am glad I did.
We met several times, trust grew greater and I never ever found her to be dishonest in anyway.
We are now married and happy together.
We met several times, trust grew greater and I never ever found her to be dishonest in anyway.
We are now married and happy together.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
Thank you
I think building a relationship/marriage from CC is perhaps harder than elsewhere mainly due to the culteral and language differences but all obsticles can be overcome with love, honesty and determination.
I think building a relationship/marriage from CC is perhaps harder than elsewhere mainly due to the culteral and language differences but all obsticles can be overcome with love, honesty and determination.
Super Great News!!!
Hey Gang -
Super Great News!!!!!!! -
The lady down the street finally died, and I was able to take her webCam.
So now my hot dances will look even better...With new faster streaming, get ready for the sexy....
See ya all soon....chuck
Super Great News!!!!!!! -
The lady down the street finally died, and I was able to take her webCam.
So now my hot dances will look even better...With new faster streaming, get ready for the sexy....
See ya all soon....chuck
RE: Super Great News!!!
yep, ain't it great when you can get all the cool stuff you need from your neighbor ... sorry she had to die for you to get it though. Luckily for me, mine's still alive and kicking and accumulating all sorts of high tech knick-knacks that I can no doubt find a use for. Keep up the good work.
RE: Super Great News!!!
For what you lack in sensitivity you more than make up in showmanship :)
Merry Pants
hehe my special pooter,
Whiskers told me to go under your tree and drink the milk you put in there for him......but I got lost and went to someone else's tree LOL......I enjoy my new pants and hope you do too muah.....
Whiskers told me to go under your tree and drink the milk you put in there for him......but I got lost and went to someone else's tree LOL......I enjoy my new pants and hope you do too muah.....
RE: Merry Pants
You look at me
and the fur begins to burn........
it is just too hot
I feel your tremendous girth rolling across my back
your delicious hands cover me in your filth,
I want to wrap myself in the wrinkles of your skin,
The wax in your ear is like thick chunks of fire to my lips, warm to my touch,
the salt of your sweat melts under my tongue
I feel your gassy heat scenting the room like vanilla candles,
burning me up!
Your frail, tender body, hairy to my touch,
What?
Oh sorry
I was just daydreaming
how can i help you??
and the fur begins to burn........
it is just too hot
I feel your tremendous girth rolling across my back
your delicious hands cover me in your filth,
I want to wrap myself in the wrinkles of your skin,
The wax in your ear is like thick chunks of fire to my lips, warm to my touch,
the salt of your sweat melts under my tongue
I feel your gassy heat scenting the room like vanilla candles,
burning me up!
Your frail, tender body, hairy to my touch,
What?
Oh sorry
I was just daydreaming
how can i help you??
Expect a slow night tonight gals
Sorry host ladies!!!!
The Academy Awards are on tonight.
I know all of the members will be glued to their TV sets anxiously awaiting the results!!!
And to hear Jon Stewart attempt to be funny!
The Academy Awards are on tonight.
I know all of the members will be glued to their TV sets anxiously awaiting the results!!!
And to hear Jon Stewart attempt to be funny!
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
who want s to sit in and watch overpaid actos fawn all over themselves,, not me
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
No Academy awards I will see, pretty, young hosts are the stars for me.
I'll be right here watching a girl i just met, while you'll fall asleep by your T.V. set.
Maybe I'll miss out, you can call me a loner, but at least I'll spend my night with a smile and a boner.
A.B.H.
I'll be right here watching a girl i just met, while you'll fall asleep by your T.V. set.
Maybe I'll miss out, you can call me a loner, but at least I'll spend my night with a smile and a boner.
A.B.H.
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
Are you refering to the academy nominess? Or the CC hosts? Kind of hard to tell from your comment.
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
Nobody watches that boring thing. Ratings have been going down, down, down the last few years. I won't be watching it. Borrrinnnng
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
Yeah who cares about Hollyweird congratualting themselves.
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
well I guess we can all speak for ourselves for our own tastes in life; so congratulations to Best Actress R.W. from I Walk The Line!! :)) She was Terrific!
RE: promotional rate
Terrific Post, Scottishdd!!!
Though I must confess that I most certainly will decline your offer, I still feel your post is a great strategic move. Though it is doubtful, I certainly hope your short term business will increase with your cunning use of the forum. It is conceivable that someone out there may be daring enough to agree to your offer (and possibly spent a hot and rare moment of bizzare intimacy).
From the bottom of my heart I hope you get the results you so desperatly need. Please be sure to keep us updated and good luck where ever your future may take you.
Though I must confess that I most certainly will decline your offer, I still feel your post is a great strategic move. Though it is doubtful, I certainly hope your short term business will increase with your cunning use of the forum. It is conceivable that someone out there may be daring enough to agree to your offer (and possibly spent a hot and rare moment of bizzare intimacy).
From the bottom of my heart I hope you get the results you so desperatly need. Please be sure to keep us updated and good luck where ever your future may take you.
RE: promotional rate
Guys! I still have the same price! If u want to see me .. pls catch me
LOL
kiss
LOL
kiss
Question for female chat hosts
Of more than thirty thousand females on CC [30,152] more than sixteen thousand claim to be bi-sexual, [16,098]. To what extent is this a true reflection of how girls live their lives or is it a purely commercial decision?
RE: Question for female chat hosts
I was 18 years old and it was in the woods by a lake, I used an old hot dog bun.
RE: Question for female chat hosts
firstly
if 30152 hosts reply, i will cut my penis off
secondly do you think 30,152 women find us appealing and want to talk to us offline. its dreamworld dude, here they are allllll horny
if 30152 hosts reply, i will cut my penis off
secondly do you think 30,152 women find us appealing and want to talk to us offline. its dreamworld dude, here they are allllll horny
RE: Question for female chat hosts
I won't visit any girl who lists "Bi" in her profile. I only want to visit girls who list themselves as "straight". Cuts down the choice a bit but there are still a lot more than I can afford to visit.
Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
Old one..., but one of my fav. :-))
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
RE: Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
Bravo again Alex!!!! Thank you. I've taken a moment to read ur post and.... u were right, I spent a hot and rare moment laughing out loud. Wonderfully funny, it made my ass burn. Thank you for your outstanding sense of humor, you always seem to make my day a bit brighter. always giving 110% - that what Alex is about!!
RE: Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
Uhh, you make me blush Bozo:PP
Great, i could make happy at least one person today again:-))
Great, i could make happy at least one person today again:-))
RE: Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
You'll end up changing him some time down the line anyway. Accept the offer...
The good oil
Musashi recovery (4 servings/day)
Musashi Mass (4servings/day)
Musashi Joint Support (4 servings/day)
Multi Vitamin (2 servings/day)
Flax Seed Oil (4 capful servings/day)
Magnesium (2000 mg per day) Combining these supplements I took 4 servings per day for a week alternating between 4 high protein meals and wow!!!!
Musashi Mass (4servings/day)
Musashi Joint Support (4 servings/day)
Multi Vitamin (2 servings/day)
Flax Seed Oil (4 capful servings/day)
Magnesium (2000 mg per day) Combining these supplements I took 4 servings per day for a week alternating between 4 high protein meals and wow!!!!
new radio love song
Here is a song:
"Can't stop whackin'
Plop, plop, plop,
Somebody better get me a mop,
Yeah baby, wack, wack, wack,
Spanking at you when you turn your back,
Can't stop wacking,
Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,
Thinking of you in that tight, short, skirt
Yeah Baby, wack, Wack, wack,
I'll Spank it again, when I see your crack
Can't stop wacking,
Spray, Spray, Spray,
In a puddle of love, I will lay,
Yeah Baby, wack, wack, wack
I'll do it again when I see your rack."
Yeah.
"Can't stop whackin'
Plop, plop, plop,
Somebody better get me a mop,
Yeah baby, wack, wack, wack,
Spanking at you when you turn your back,
Can't stop wacking,
Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,
Thinking of you in that tight, short, skirt
Yeah Baby, wack, Wack, wack,
I'll Spank it again, when I see your crack
Can't stop wacking,
Spray, Spray, Spray,
In a puddle of love, I will lay,
Yeah Baby, wack, wack, wack
I'll do it again when I see your rack."
Yeah.
too funny
A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a Brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full color, 150 page report on his Hi-tech,miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a damn thing about cows. Now give me back my dog."
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full color, 150 page report on his Hi-tech,miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a damn thing about cows. Now give me back my dog."
RE: cum for me more...
Well thanks Anonymous, I want to show you my all night party too.
Check out my hot pics, get yourself oiled up real good, and get ready to watch my hot dance and party like a furry, little rockstar - Chuck
Check out my hot pics, get yourself oiled up real good, and get ready to watch my hot dance and party like a furry, little rockstar - Chuck
RE: cum for me more...
Mmmmmmm. What is your name? I want to cum for you over and over until I do it 10 times.
RE: cum for me more...
wow chuck, just thinking about oil gets me so excited, i may visit you myself
can any one tell me
im just wondering when there is a chathost with 2 screen mames
and she would be in a 121 with someome and may be doing a show and her other screen name is free ie not in vid.
and i went into the other name would i see a strip for the price of open session .
the host in question is in none adult bye the way and will do a show
curious to know
and she would be in a 121 with someome and may be doing a show and her other screen name is free ie not in vid.
and i went into the other name would i see a strip for the price of open session .
the host in question is in none adult bye the way and will do a show
curious to know
RE: can any one tell me
A host in non-adult can not have a session open in adult at the same time.
If a host is in one2one, she has to close the session on her other ID. one2one means one2one and you would have grounds for a refund if you experienced a video with a host and another member pops in.
If a host is in one2one, she has to close the session on her other ID. one2one means one2one and you would have grounds for a refund if you experienced a video with a host and another member pops in.
RE: can any one tell me
JJ,
If the host is in one2one, the other room should be closed. If the other room isn't closed,...........why not roll the dice. If the room isn't closed, you don't know if she is in one2one or not. Go for it.
If the host is in one2one, the other room should be closed. If the other room isn't closed,...........why not roll the dice. If the room isn't closed, you don't know if she is in one2one or not. Go for it.
RE: can any one tell me
i have been in a couple 1-2-1 vids and see host typing not to me.
and a host has had two cc screen names active at the same time but
i didnt view her, cc has a rule stating that if in 121 they must close other one, but loophole is its a cc rule so if they , say ,have 3 accts, 2 with cc and 1 with another site and cc cam goes 121 then she closes cc cam2 but other site is still open. also keep in mind, ym,aim,icq, so she can still talk while sucking your money, and cc cant do anything about it.thats all i can think of for now.
ps
good to see you jj
and a host has had two cc screen names active at the same time but
i didnt view her, cc has a rule stating that if in 121 they must close other one, but loophole is its a cc rule so if they , say ,have 3 accts, 2 with cc and 1 with another site and cc cam goes 121 then she closes cc cam2 but other site is still open. also keep in mind, ym,aim,icq, so she can still talk while sucking your money, and cc cant do anything about it.thats all i can think of for now.
ps
good to see you jj
RE: can any one tell me
Sometimes people chat in yahoo to friends that do not know about CC. Kind of hard, but they should tell their friend they are busy now.
RE: can any one tell me
good point about translater. thax
as for cc unknown to friends on YM
not that every second is costing mere pennies, but the ''im busy'' takes awhile.... why whats going on.........some lie........ oh how long will you be....... not sure.... on & on
i go to your vid , im paying you ! are they?
i go to get a coffee and the clerk is talking to a friend n i wait,
thats when im in a good mood.
i walk into a doctors office billed for time and he spends it on the fone. do i wait and pay.. well i wasnt as nice then
as for cc unknown to friends on YM
not that every second is costing mere pennies, but the ''im busy'' takes awhile.... why whats going on.........some lie........ oh how long will you be....... not sure.... on & on
i go to your vid , im paying you ! are they?
i go to get a coffee and the clerk is talking to a friend n i wait,
thats when im in a good mood.
i walk into a doctors office billed for time and he spends it on the fone. do i wait and pay.. well i wasnt as nice then
RE: That shall i present?!
the biggest present is that u meet in real. just give him a big hug and kiss :)
RE: That shall i present?!
On that day make sure you are home alone when he comes to get you. When you let him in don't let him speak at all. Take him to the living room and make him sit in a chair. Put some great music and make the best sexy strip you can imagine. When you are totally naked make a lapdance on him and after some minutes kneel in front of him and pull his boy out and give him a slow, sweet blowjob. All this time don't talk, just make wild animal sex with him.
RE: That shall i present?!
tell him u r going to london for 2 weeks, he's had u for a year so he shouldnt be so greedy
RE: That shall i present?!
If you have little money then you need to do something special for him.. maybe do a special picture of yourself just for him..... or for a day make him feel like a king and be with him all day only spend your tie that day with him . make dinner be sexy but make him the most important man on earth
RE: That shall i present?!
i absolutely agree... there's no better gift you can give than one that shows how much you really care... it's not in the money you spend, but in the time and effort you put into trying to make someone happy that's most endearing...
whatever you can afford, and whatever makes him feel like a king, he'll appreciate... and yeah, a blowjob is always much appreciated too:P
whatever you can afford, and whatever makes him feel like a king, he'll appreciate... and yeah, a blowjob is always much appreciated too:P
RE: That shall i present?!
I went to see a man in January...I was thinking about a gift for him, I have more money than him so I paid my tickets and hotel and I bought some chocolates for him.I told him that I dont need any gift, from long time ago.The beauty of the meeting, the nice moments..I wish I would have all again! I can buy whatever with money, except those moments.
Think about this!Buy nice music..because I understand your wish to buy something.Good luck.
Think about this!Buy nice music..because I understand your wish to buy something.Good luck.
RE: That shall i present?!
i think you didnt notice the line when she said she doesnt have much money.
and question 4u is a hotel room? why not your place? here a hotel is like 100$ minimum. thats not even a nice one,
personally i would think my gf/mistress was a wasteful person if she spent like that.
but then us poor ppl are thrifty and frugil.
otherwize
i like your idea:P
and question 4u is a hotel room? why not your place? here a hotel is like 100$ minimum. thats not even a nice one,
personally i would think my gf/mistress was a wasteful person if she spent like that.
but then us poor ppl are thrifty and frugil.
otherwize
i like your idea:P
RE: That shall i present?!
ahh my sweet friend.it seems like valentines day,you put in so much thought about your boyfriend.he is a lucky man.the photo idea by an earlier member is good but to me i would love a framed photp of my girl from years before we met.as a child growing up or as a younger girl. this would mean to me that i'm a part of her life.pat,present & future.she is opening her whole life to me.that would be the greatest gift to me. kisss
RE: That shall i present?!
i dont know you that well freeda, but i recall you like art
so i think the man you care for would also share that interest so maybe go to your favorite museum with him.
or
you could show up in a lovely dress and hand him a box with your bra and panty in it, and tell him that are not wearing them under your dress :D
i think he will like that also
so i think the man you care for would also share that interest so maybe go to your favorite museum with him.
or
you could show up in a lovely dress and hand him a box with your bra and panty in it, and tell him that are not wearing them under your dress :D
i think he will like that also
Penis is too big?
A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter."
The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again."
"Will you marry me?" he asks the frog.
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Twitch! The guy's down to 15 inches. "Well, it's still a bit excessive," he thinks. "Down another five would be perfect." So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog yells back, "Look! How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! NO!"
The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again."
"Will you marry me?" he asks the frog.
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Twitch! The guy's down to 15 inches. "Well, it's still a bit excessive," he thinks. "Down another five would be perfect." So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog yells back, "Look! How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! NO!"
bmw-T
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
>> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
>> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is
>> Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
>> Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle
>> As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>> What are dose?", asks the attendant.
>> They're called tees." replies Tiger.
>> "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>> "Sweet Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
>> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
>> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is
>> Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
>> Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle
>> As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>> What are dose?", asks the attendant.
>> They're called tees." replies Tiger.
>> "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>> "Sweet Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
for asiandoll
We were drawn from the weeds
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like someone broken
And I couldn't tell you, but I'm telling you now
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you, forever in me
Ever the same
We would stand in the wind
We were free like water
Flowing down
Under the warmth of the sun
Now it's cold and we're scared
And we've both been shaken
Look at us man,
this doesn't need to be the end
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only
give you love
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Ever the same
lyrics lifted from Rob Thomas
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like someone broken
And I couldn't tell you, but I'm telling you now
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you, forever in me
Ever the same
We would stand in the wind
We were free like water
Flowing down
Under the warmth of the sun
Now it's cold and we're scared
And we've both been shaken
Look at us man,
this doesn't need to be the end
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only
give you love
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Ever the same
lyrics lifted from Rob Thomas
RE: DEPECHE MODE
Thank you :)
Red Hot Chili Peppers due in my hometown soon, $80 a ticket and I am very tempted :p
Red Hot Chili Peppers due in my hometown soon, $80 a ticket and I am very tempted :p
RE: DEPECHE MODE
Just have been on Deep Purple concert a week ago...was really great...my granddaddies done well:PP
RE: DEPECHE MODE
great thing about depeche is their music is not only stand alone but it transposes to dance music fantastically.blue monday is a great example.much better than those 3 chord metal bands!
RE: DEPECHE MODE
gotta srop taking those pills.you guys are right!what a smashed pumpkin i am.morillo
DEPECHE MODE IN BELGIUM, ANTWERP...
...was one of their greatest ones - huge hall - even bigger performance! :D
RE: DEPECHE MODE IN BELGIUM, ANTWERP...
Don't you guys know that rock n roll is way better than that eletronic-type music?
Tight Skirt, Bus Stop:-))
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
No shit..
From: Mr X Reply New Message
Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 17:53 (GMT)
Does anyone ever meet any Escorts for REAL sex meeting from this site? I am going to Romania soon
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RE: Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 19:08 (GMT)
Why get an escort? Just get a date with one or two of the girl here and you will probable score anyhow. Not that hard.
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Actually,I don`t see what`s so hard in getting laid,but probably for some lame asses like you it`s even hard to wank !
Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 17:53 (GMT)
Does anyone ever meet any Escorts for REAL sex meeting from this site? I am going to Romania soon
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RE: Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 19:08 (GMT)
Why get an escort? Just get a date with one or two of the girl here and you will probable score anyhow. Not that hard.
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Actually,I don`t see what`s so hard in getting laid,but probably for some lame asses like you it`s even hard to wank !
RE: No shit..
Get a freaky life people, stop dating models, it's horror biz for both parties...
RE: No shit.. In St. Petersburg?
Psycho, the thread hasn't stopped yet, another guy is already moving on... Now we might need juicy details! lol
RE: No shit..
The post sounds something like "if you get there tons of women will jump on you" ...it`s a bit lame,don`t you think ? Actually,I think if you ever get laid it`s either coz she`s very drunk or your wallet is damn wide . Good luck !
RE: No shit..
You can not knock those that try and get away with it.
God luck to them, play safe though :p
God luck to them, play safe though :p
RE: No shit..
Well that's at least a HONEST reply of you... No need to turn around for 6 months. Good girl! :D
RE: CamContacts
Yes they are great.They helped me yesterday too and their replies are so quick and professional...best CS team :)I love here!
RE: CamContacts
yes they are, i too have had problems in the past
thier response was always very fast
the coolest site ever!!!
another site took a week to respond it it wasnt very helpful
thier response was always very fast
the coolest site ever!!!
another site took a week to respond it it wasnt very helpful