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Generally, I've seen hosts start and walk away after one single month. Others do stay on-line for years in the webcam business... Does these experiences change the girl, or might it become a habit?

Hi - I am not sure if I should ask this here but does anyone know what happened to Sooowet4u - she used to work here sometimes (and other places very regularly) until the New Year when she suddenly stopped. I am not a stalker (well, not much!) and do not want contact info or anything - I am just curious to know whether she is ok.

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A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, What the hell are you doing?
I'm wearing my love dress, responds the daughter-in-law, We haven't made love in a long time.

So the mother-in-law says, Hm, maybe I should try that.

She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, What the fuck are you doing?

I'm wearing my love dress, says the wife.

Well, responds the husband, it needs to be ironed.

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send me $ for visa, i'll be over after i spend it on partying and jewelry

all the fags will watch the awards

Hey Gang -
Super Great News!!!!!!! -
The lady down the street finally died, and I was able to take her webCam.
So now my hot dances will look even better...With new faster streaming, get ready for the sexy....
See ya all soon....chuck

hehe my special pooter,
Whiskers told me to go under your tree and drink the milk you put in there for him......but I got lost and went to someone else's tree LOL......I enjoy my new pants and hope you do too muah.....

Sorry host ladies!!!!

The Academy Awards are on tonight.
I know all of the members will be glued to their TV sets anxiously awaiting the results!!!

And to hear Jon Stewart attempt to be funny!

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Of more than thirty thousand females on CC [30,152] more than sixteen thousand claim to be bi-sexual, [16,098]. To what extent is this a true reflection of how girls live their lives or is it a purely commercial decision?

Old one..., but one of my fav. :-))

How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.

How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.

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Multi Vitamin (2 servings/day)
Flax Seed Oil (4 capful servings/day)
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Here is a song:
"Can't stop whackin'
Plop, plop, plop,
Somebody better get me a mop,
Yeah baby, wack, wack, wack,
Spanking at you when you turn your back,

Can't stop wacking,
Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,
Thinking of you in that tight, short, skirt
Yeah Baby, wack, Wack, wack,
I'll Spank it again, when I see your crack

Can't stop wacking,
Spray, Spray, Spray,
In a puddle of love, I will lay,
Yeah Baby, wack, wack, wack
I'll do it again when I see your rack."
Yeah.

A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a Brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full color, 150 page report on his Hi-tech,miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a damn thing about cows. Now give me back my dog."

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im just wondering when there is a chathost with 2 screen mames
and she would be in a 121 with someome and may be doing a show and her other screen name is free ie not in vid.
and i went into the other name would i see a strip for the price of open session .
the host in question is in none adult bye the way and will do a show
curious to know

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Hope u enjoy it!

A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter."
The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again."
"Will you marry me?" he asks the frog.
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Twitch! The guy's down to 15 inches. "Well, it's still a bit excessive," he thinks. "Down another five would be perfect." So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog yells back, "Look! How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! NO!"

WHo will win????
UNC I hope!!!

Going to see Alison Krause in Vegas 3/13!!!

Maybe win some money too!