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Scarltet4u
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Today is:
Today is a special day!
Take your buds out to the local pub,
and buy them all a drink!
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and buy them all a drink!
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Help , Looking for a host who can dress like secretary ... Skirt , Button shirt , glasses , heels, stockings Any host help me out leave ur screen name , thanks
Words of Wisdom - 3a
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids - Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids - Lori, age 8
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids - Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids - Lori, age 8
RE: Words of Wisdom - 3a
sheeezzz, when is this shit going to end?
someone remind me to stop reading his posts, worse than a friggin tele-marketer
someone remind me to stop reading his posts, worse than a friggin tele-marketer
RE: Words of Wisdom - 3a
Stop reading
Nobody asked you to damn it!
It takes me few seconds to click on a post and several others to read.. what's the big deal? Either I'm too fast, either you're too slow.
Either way, nobody made you to read .
Nobody asked you to damn it!
It takes me few seconds to click on a post and several others to read.. what's the big deal? Either I'm too fast, either you're too slow.
Either way, nobody made you to read .
Words of Wisdom - 2a
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then - Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then - Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
Words of Wisdom - 3
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
Words of Wisdom - 2
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
Words of Widom - 1
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
Translation, Please
And finally......
Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has
just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahin his back, with
his rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm
heatin'.
Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has
just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahin his back, with
his rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm
heatin'.
Tuesday - Bored
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked
up to him and said, " Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping a man came up to him and said,
"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout counter he intentionally got in the line where the lady was
that told him about his " barracks door". He was planning to have a little
fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady ( naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "
No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old
duffle bags."
up to him and said, " Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping a man came up to him and said,
"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout counter he intentionally got in the line where the lady was
that told him about his " barracks door". He was planning to have a little
fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady ( naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "
No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old
duffle bags."
RE: 1BlondVika
it shows how young u are ........in some year u wont tell anybody LOL
i wish u all the best Vika.....Happy birthday...and have a nice party!
i wish u all the best Vika.....Happy birthday...and have a nice party!
What is your Life' goal?
"The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."
So what is your goal in life?
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."
So what is your goal in life?
RE: What is your Life' goal?
My goal is is have a goal. So, it looks like I'm done. Now back to the wanking
RE: What is your Life' goal?
My life goal is to wake up every morning.....so far I have been successful. :D
RE: What is your Life' goal?
I have some aims to reach.But I wouldn't call them the goal of my life. I'll not tell any of my plans or aims.As I'm not suspicious but its allways like this if I tell out any of my plans or aims they fail.But all the plans are interconnected and one may influence on another.
RE: What is your Life' goal?
my goal in life
is to that true someone and get married and start a family
is to that true someone and get married and start a family
RE: What is your Life' goal?
My goals in life are to live it to the full if i can, make others smile and even better, if it works, to make them laugh. Another goal is to be able to hug those who need it, just to comfort them and let them know they are not alone, that someone cares, even if it is crazy old fecker me.. :)) :P
I don`t know if i will reach any of these goals, but its worth a try.. Ok whos for a group hug... :P:)
I don`t know if i will reach any of these goals, but its worth a try.. Ok whos for a group hug... :P:)
RE: What is your Life' goal?
As a small crumb of comfort koshed37 you make me smile frquently on here. Not sure about the group hug though :P :))
RE: What is your Life' goal?
The web site "43 Things" lets you list your goals and tells what 643,350 people in 9,658 cities want to do in their life
http://www.43things.com/
The list below has the most popular goals, and it's funny that getting a tattoo is more popular than achieving financial independence.
1.Be happy - 8,642
2.Get a tattoo - 7,569
3.Get married - 7,370
4.Read more books - 5,085
5.Quit smoking - 3,504
6.Learn to cook - 3,392
7.Have better posture - 3,160
8.Become financially independent - 2,319
9.Win the lottery - 1,967
10.Get laid - 999
http://www.43things.com/
The list below has the most popular goals, and it's funny that getting a tattoo is more popular than achieving financial independence.
1.Be happy - 8,642
2.Get a tattoo - 7,569
3.Get married - 7,370
4.Read more books - 5,085
5.Quit smoking - 3,504
6.Learn to cook - 3,392
7.Have better posture - 3,160
8.Become financially independent - 2,319
9.Win the lottery - 1,967
10.Get laid - 999
RE: What is your Life' goal?
if you mean those 10 the most popular goals, i would say almost all of them apply to me , Max :))...except N2, 5, 7 :P
...and some others like talking few languages, traveling over the world, have children, learn to play some other instruments, take a part in the World dance championship...and few other goals, i wont tell u :P
One achieved goal was to loose weigh.
...few years ago i was 150 pounds (68 kg) ...it took me two years to become as slim as before :)))
...and some others like talking few languages, traveling over the world, have children, learn to play some other instruments, take a part in the World dance championship...and few other goals, i wont tell u :P
One achieved goal was to loose weigh.
...few years ago i was 150 pounds (68 kg) ...it took me two years to become as slim as before :)))
RE: What is your Life' goal?
Well done Nadeen on losing the weight. I am surprised that so many of the top answers apply to you. I knew about some of the others already as you know. It was very interesting to know the ones we had not talked about before :))
RE: welcome
psst: anne--does that mean you will be wearing your clit ring---mmmm--i cant wait--okie dokie--oh by the way dear we all miss you in chat room,, well i know i really do and you are probably laughing at me for saying that--but i do--kisses and huggies and kissing the back of your neck sweet one---have fun and always keep on smiling dear one and always wishing you the best and hey if you dont want to wear the clit ring on Oct. 18--that will be ok-
RE: welcome
congrats to ur anniversary.....it's net easy to stay in that crazy zone here that long........but its even harder to preserve such a kind manner as u did!
i really miss u in come chat.........pls step once in again....i hope ill be there when u do it.
i really miss u in come chat.........pls step once in again....i hope ill be there when u do it.
RE: welcome
Nice one, Anne. One day!!!! But not for the first time on a special offer, which should be for old friends.
RE: welcome
Happy Anniversary Gorgeous one....I must wonder if the banana who you made a star will be making pies on this nite.....
Is a pleasure to be with you.
Muahhhh sweet one.
M-Man
Is a pleasure to be with you.
Muahhhh sweet one.
M-Man
RE: welcome
mmm dats a gut one sweet gurl,congratulations Ann,know that i really miss you big time in da house(u know where..lol). jus come and make me happy again
u one gurl who welcomed me wit warm hands inn there,i alway check u evrytime i ener the hse but invain,heyyyy get yo***lol, there and make me smile again...ope u not takin mr.snake wit yo..lol...(kiding,,,)
enjoy babygurl,HAPPY ANNIVERSARYYY
u one gurl who welcomed me wit warm hands inn there,i alway check u evrytime i ener the hse but invain,heyyyy get yo***lol, there and make me smile again...ope u not takin mr.snake wit yo..lol...(kiding,,,)
enjoy babygurl,HAPPY ANNIVERSARYYY
What do you think about .xxx
Hello people,
Just curious what your thoughts were about the proposed "change" to internet pornographic websites. According to an (old) article here: http://www.thestandard.com/internetnews/001338.php
it seems that this might be a good idea....
What do you think?
Thanks! have a good day!
Just curious what your thoughts were about the proposed "change" to internet pornographic websites. According to an (old) article here: http://www.thestandard.com/internetnews/001338.php
it seems that this might be a good idea....
What do you think?
Thanks! have a good day!
RE: What do you think about .xxx
I think any parent who wants to save little johnny from being demented by pictures of boobies and wangdoodles by just filtering our .xxx urls isn't a very good parent.
RE: What do you think about .xxx
it kind of a good idea. but cant they just use parental controls . it is just common sence
RE: What do you think about .xxx
I think it is a good idea. It will make it easier for filtering software to ferret out the smut. Plus there will be millions of holier than thou "porno police" making sure websites with even the slightest amount of adult content get driven into the xx fold.
RE: What do you think about .xxx
i didn't read the article, but can say the biggest problem with parents trying to prevent their children from accessing porn sites is that todays kids grew up with computers and are much more adept at using them then their parents. most parents have very limited computer skills compared to their kids, so when a parent does figure out some way to block a kid from doing something on a computer, the kid either already knows, or will soon figure out, 10 ways to get around it. if u want to stop ur kid the only way to do it is to take the computer out of their bedroom and put it in the living room and only allow them to use it when you are home and physically watching what they are doing online at all times.
RE: What do you think about .xxx
I think it would be bad for porn sites and viewers because we would see how many there really are out there.........................and get confused
RE: What do you think about .xxx
I think it would show people that almost the entire net was just one big porn site and Bush would bomb it then......................
RE: What do you think about .xxx
Whose definitions of what constitutes "pornography" would be used? And how would content on the non-adult side of the web be kept child-friendly?
Even if a global consensus could somehow be reached on the first question, there's no practical way to go about making sure anything objectionable couldn't still be found on the child-safe side of the web anyway.
Parents shouldn't count on v-chips or filtering software to protect their children - they should take a more active role in their children's lives and do what they feel is right for their children themselves. Anything less isn't good parenting.
Even if a global consensus could somehow be reached on the first question, there's no practical way to go about making sure anything objectionable couldn't still be found on the child-safe side of the web anyway.
Parents shouldn't count on v-chips or filtering software to protect their children - they should take a more active role in their children's lives and do what they feel is right for their children themselves. Anything less isn't good parenting.
RE: What do you think about .xxx
i think it is a perfect thing and should have been the rule from the start. and if a searcher was searching for adult sites, they would use a xxx search engine so they would not spend time loading useless sites and it would also save those strange people that do not look at porn from seeing our normal links :D
i wish for the sake of all, they do that sometime in the future.
i wish for the sake of all, they do that sometime in the future.
RE: jealousy
I just get jealous when you sms all those other boys in class from your noisy mobile :(
RE: jealousy
there is no need to be jalous Lena - i still love u too ;-)
btw when u would get my cell phone numbre for an sms just send me a mail on cc, but pls dont write it in the class room ...PW doesnt like it when u do it.
btw when u would get my cell phone numbre for an sms just send me a mail on cc, but pls dont write it in the class room ...PW doesnt like it when u do it.
RE: jealousy
Jealousy is obnoxious - useful only for either annoying or seriously freaking someone out.
RE: jealousy
Jealousy is one of the bastard sons of love. It shows that you care but it also shows that you lack essential trust in your partner. I think women like their men to show a reasonable amount of jealousy just don't take it to the extreme. Women on the other hand have good reason to be jealous...men are...well...pigs.
RE: jealousy
when you have control of jealousy it can be good but when jealousy has control of you it can be destructive.to be jealous of other guys chatting to the one you love(for example) but trusting her is good for both.however when the jealousy colours your thinking so that the trust is gone it can destroy the relationship & even become a self fulfilling prophecy.
lena i'm jealous of your phone.i want a phone like that so i can annoy pretty(more than i do now) :-))
lena i'm jealous of your phone.i want a phone like that so i can annoy pretty(more than i do now) :-))
member
Hmm do you remember here was one member or host who signed as "member" and who told his work was to check me.
Whats up with him now?
Whats up with him now?
RE: member
why would anyone care what happened to him. he was very big on his meaningless threats though
RE: member
Well I just though may be he found some friends here and they keep in touch with him.
But Jason you're too sweet to have his work.And I think to check me is not a work for you:D
But Jason you're too sweet to have his work.And I think to check me is not a work for you:D
RE: member
After a few days of checking on you he plunged knitting needles into his eyes....he can't see the keyboard and his seeing eye dog can't type...but....they have a wonderful relationship.
RE: member
why would anyone dedicate his work to checking on a self-centered average looking girl. Talk about vanity...sheezzz
RE: member
Nothing has changed gortenzia, i just have found a more interesting job than you, sorry.lol
RE: member
maybe a kid to you but that must increase your embarrassment because you are out thought by someone you regard as beneath you. also you are not the original"member"& i have absoulutely no respect for anyone who misappropriates someone else's nick.
RE: member
I always find it interesting that tisme always thinks that he has out smart someone else in the forum. Hmmmmmmmmmmm? I can only wonder now if 'pretend member' is in fact embarrassed? I also wonder how he concludes, that 'pretend member' believes that others are beneath 'pretend menber?'
RE: member
not other members member2,me because he said i'm still a kid around here.it was not meant as a compliment but an attempt to belittle & you usually only belittle those you think are beneath you.its you who is misrepresenting my words for to try to suit your supposed point. better luck next time :-)))
RE: member
sorry forgot to answer your queries1)"member said in his first post:nothing has changed...just found a more interesting job.. i pointed that have a more interesting job means something has changed 2)"member"that posted those 2 messages is not the original member to which gortensia was referring.even gort notioced it. :-))))
RE: member
i have no problem with that,as the saying goes"opinions are like assholes everybody has one".
RE: member
"opinions are like assholes, everybody has one." That's a very, very old saying. So, if that was meant to be offensive to any and all, including who you directed it at ; because all people have different opinions on just about everything in life, it wasn't. However I'm surprised that this 'see-saw' or (whatever you want to call it) between tisme and member, including member #2, just contines on and on, without any kind of resolution whatsoever. It would be interesting to hear from others on this silly exchange of words just for the sake of hearing a different opinion. As said, at least for a change........
RE: member
it was not meant as an insult only as a way of saying we agree to disagree.it doesn't matter whether its an old saying as long as its appropriate.if it has gone on too long why are you trying to prolong it?i thought it was over he had his view i had mine & amiably we let ot drop.so what do you hope to achieve by your post?
RE: HELP!!!!
Better lend her money so she could buy her a new mobile.I think its a more reliable way to break your friendship:D
RE: HELP!!!!to me
It takes about 60-70 years for nervous cells to recover.So better for you don't cry and shut up yourself.
Or you think 1$ is worth your nervous cell?:D
Or you think 1$ is worth your nervous cell?:D
RE: HELP!!!!
hahaha very funny really !! shut up please Gort
u want believe u know all but please sometimes don t speack..it will be better
u want believe u know all but please sometimes don t speack..it will be better
RE: HELP!!!!
First of all seems its you who want to believe that I know all but sometimes it's not all may be as you wish:D
RE: HELP!!!!
Hmm I don't know are u host or member.But if you don't understand russian humour better shut up yourself.Pw and olgaolga both are russian hosts so I don't think they would offend.
RE: to gorbenzia
It's not truth so why should they offend.But I see Roger offended. Perhaps he considers the joke may be truth
RE: HELP!!!!
olga your so cute (rose) enjoy ur tone....
my sms tone is 'Mail motherfucker!!' :D:D
my sms tone is 'Mail motherfucker!!' :D:D
RE: HELP!!!!
fuck me, what a stupid damn post this is!! Coming back from vacation to God-awful tripe like this makes me want to chunder!!
RE: HELP!!!!
Cell phones cause brain tumors.
Take it from her and stomp it to pieces - for her own good of course.
Take it from her and stomp it to pieces - for her own good of course.
RE: HELP!!!!
They need to make a combination mobile phone and adult toy....then the members here would pay attention to these type of posts....honey...put it on vibrate...put in on vibrate... can you hear me now?
RE: HELP!!!!
pretty offer lena one of your many numbers(along with a phone)that has 100 free sms's.if that's not enough say"wait there's more" & offer her one of your hundreds of e-mails & 1 of your x's.i think maybe x bf m would be good.if that doesn't work get earmuffs!! :--))
RE: Anal?
The Hershey Highway may be your idea of pleasure but I will stick to the good ol hole mother nature intended...unless of course I get send to prison....then all bets are off. Unless it is a woman's prison then they are back on. Unless I have a sex change and become a woman then all bets are off. Unless I become a lesbian and then all bets are back on. So bend over and grab your ankles....and smile.
Just one more
OK, as you've been such a lovely audience,
At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air
Force One. Mr.Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen
Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of
central London where they board an open, 17th Century coach hitched to six
magnificent white matching horses. As they ride toward Buckingham Palace,
each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of thousands of cheering
Brits lining the streets, all is going well. But suddenly the right rear
horse lets fly with the most horrendous,earth-rending,eye-smarting blast of
gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda,
Tortola and The Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best
to ignore the whole incident.
But then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr.Bush and
explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets.... I'm sure you
understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't
give the matter another thought ... you know, if you hadn't said something,
I would have thought it was one of the horses."
At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air
Force One. Mr.Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen
Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of
central London where they board an open, 17th Century coach hitched to six
magnificent white matching horses. As they ride toward Buckingham Palace,
each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of thousands of cheering
Brits lining the streets, all is going well. But suddenly the right rear
horse lets fly with the most horrendous,earth-rending,eye-smarting blast of
gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda,
Tortola and The Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.
Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best
to ignore the whole incident.
But then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr.Bush and
explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets.... I'm sure you
understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't
give the matter another thought ... you know, if you hadn't said something,
I would have thought it was one of the horses."
Your Special Host
I just returned from a visit to Russia. My suggestion to any man who has a special connection with a special woman from Russia is simple. Go see her!! Allow the magic to begin for you. Take your time online to know each other; be yourself, then when you meet face to face, it may be a wonderful and powerful experience. My own experience tells me that not all meetings will be magical. But if you take the time to know each other before going when you finally arrive the gates of endless possibly can open for you. If you want to see her and she wants to see you, wait no more, and allow the possibility for magic in your life! Go to her now!
LOL and make sure to tell CC so they dont block your CC account if you use CC from Russia
LOL and make sure to tell CC so they dont block your CC account if you use CC from Russia
SFHL
I'm looking for a host. It doesn't matter which category. She must be young (18 - 20), beautiful, long hair (shoulder length), nice body, but essentially, she must have Short, Fat, Hairy Legs.
Anyone know of such a host? Profiles, and I have scanned hundreds, do not give this information.
Anyone know of such a host? Profiles, and I have scanned hundreds, do not give this information.
RE: to anon
Dear sweet Polina, Izvini, it was meant to be a joke. To make amends, I come to vid with youand spend 2 hours gazing at only your beautiful, long, slim, hairless legs. :D
RE: SFHL
Lucky you included "she" in your request otherwise I'm sure you would have gotten lots of male host names.
RE: SFHL
Sounds like u were looking for an Orangutan lady.........u should rather visit the zoo LOL
oooops dont wanna blame any orangutan, sorry if i did
oooops dont wanna blame any orangutan, sorry if i did