General Forum
Caught masturbating?
Even been walked in on when induldging in the "sex without partners" game?
Let's hear the funny stories.
Let's hear the funny stories.
YVETTIE
does anyone know if this woman YVETTIE has left cc or has new ID here?
Thanks :)
Thanks :)
All those viewier "promo" ads
Just wanted to ask everyone, viewers and hosts alike, how do you react to those numerous fancy proclamations on viewer forum, about certain hosts.
I mean, yes, some (few) of them are genuine, and you can tell that most of the times.
But majority are so cheesy and smell exactly like self-promotion, or like the viewer is getting discounts/paid to write those advertisement-style posts about the host, that it makes you think..How desperate must that host be, lol.
Just to see, there are sometimes even posts about the same host, from same viewer, separated only by a day or two, with same words and trying to catch attention.
To me personally, that's more of an anti-ad, and I'd never go to a host that's being "adversised" this cheesy way, unless I like her myself, of course.
I mean, yes, some (few) of them are genuine, and you can tell that most of the times.
But majority are so cheesy and smell exactly like self-promotion, or like the viewer is getting discounts/paid to write those advertisement-style posts about the host, that it makes you think..How desperate must that host be, lol.
Just to see, there are sometimes even posts about the same host, from same viewer, separated only by a day or two, with same words and trying to catch attention.
To me personally, that's more of an anti-ad, and I'd never go to a host that's being "adversised" this cheesy way, unless I like her myself, of course.
ads are to sell a product
you see stupid ads all the time coke, cup cakes. and cars too
so you wouldnt check those or buy them either?
so you wouldnt check those or buy them either?
RE: ads are to sell a product
comparing real world full-blown scale advertisements of products, with "meant-to-be" MASKED informative forum posts that are fake and in reality are promotion tricks, is pretty dumb. Check your logic.
RE: All those viewier
"I'd never go to a host that's being "adversised" this cheesy way, unless I like her myself, of course."
I think that probably goes for the vast majority of us. Do you really think that members would go to a video with a host they did not like purely because someone had posted about her on the viewers forum ?
I tend to check the girl out if I see a post and if I find her attractive may visit her at some point.
Even if it's self promotion it wouldn't stop me visiting as I try not to let trivial things influence my life.
I think that probably goes for the vast majority of us. Do you really think that members would go to a video with a host they did not like purely because someone had posted about her on the viewers forum ?
I tend to check the girl out if I see a post and if I find her attractive may visit her at some point.
Even if it's self promotion it wouldn't stop me visiting as I try not to let trivial things influence my life.
RE: All those viewier
I have written about certain hosts i've visited and my opinion is why not tell viewers about some hosts, if you want to see for yourself fine,if you would rather pass because they are not your type that is also fine.
RE: All those viewier
Sometimes I check the host's profile, sometimes not. If a host is mentioned again and again I may make a negative comment, but hey, who cares right? It's all good.
RE: All those viewier
Interesting question. If a member find a great host who gives a good show for a fair price they often keep that information to themselves. If more people know about the host then she is likely to raise her prices or be unavailable when the original member wants a video.
Some members just can't control themselves and like to share. More power to them and thank you for the tip. Some members are obviously trying to impress their favorite hosts by saying ...I will put a real complimentary post for you on the forums and your business will increase. They do it out of loyalty or because they think the host will reward them with a cheaper or hotter video. Some men never learn.
Some are written by studio bosses or at least they are blamed for writing some. Not sure if they can be bothered do it or not. And some are written by hosts who have member ids or at their direct request to a member. The member does not volunteer but is asked.
All in all they generally accomplish what they are designed to do. The member looks at the hosts profile and checks out her pics. If she looks good and the member says she is hot or whatever the member adds her to his favs list to check out in person later on. If the price is too high then generally she gets the axe. It is as effective a way as any to get advertising.
I rarely post a girls name because most guys are thinking I am sucking up or try to weasle a free vid...I am. But I never post about a host unless she is hot and a good value. I do have standards...well no I don't but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express once.
Some members just can't control themselves and like to share. More power to them and thank you for the tip. Some members are obviously trying to impress their favorite hosts by saying ...I will put a real complimentary post for you on the forums and your business will increase. They do it out of loyalty or because they think the host will reward them with a cheaper or hotter video. Some men never learn.
Some are written by studio bosses or at least they are blamed for writing some. Not sure if they can be bothered do it or not. And some are written by hosts who have member ids or at their direct request to a member. The member does not volunteer but is asked.
All in all they generally accomplish what they are designed to do. The member looks at the hosts profile and checks out her pics. If she looks good and the member says she is hot or whatever the member adds her to his favs list to check out in person later on. If the price is too high then generally she gets the axe. It is as effective a way as any to get advertising.
I rarely post a girls name because most guys are thinking I am sucking up or try to weasle a free vid...I am. But I never post about a host unless she is hot and a good value. I do have standards...well no I don't but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express once.
RE: All those viewier
doesn't matter why or how, if a host is mentioned in the viewers' forum i'll likely check out her profile and photo archive.....if said profil and photo archive giv me a boner, i'll drop in and give her my warmest regards.
RE: break is about over
im waitin for ya at the bar with a couple hot chicks and a few shots hurry b4 i get selfish and keep em 4 myself
RE: break is about over
out spending thier easily earend money with their real boyfriends...lol
paradox
Many girls are beautiful
Many girls are clever
Many girls are beautiful and clever
But why many beautiful and clever girls need to show arrogance?
Arrogance isn't a quality of clever people........
Many girls are clever
Many girls are beautiful and clever
But why many beautiful and clever girls need to show arrogance?
Arrogance isn't a quality of clever people........
RE: paradox
From your statements it is obvious that arrogance can be a quality of clever people.
RE: paradox
Especially some of the hosts here who think they are too good for mere paying customers.
RE: paradox
Consider this: You sit around on your butt for hours and have guys "pay you" and plus endlessly, continually, nonstop, incessantly tell you how wonderful, fab, beautiful, clever, intelligent, sexy, hot, ad infintum...Wouldn't you start to develop an inflated, self-absorbed, arrogant, conceited, haughty, egotistical attitude?? Smthg inherently unbalanced with the basic equation here especially if you're expecting the illusion of some normalacy in relations.
RE: paradox
...i'd just think that my customers weren't all that bright and all legally blind.
seriously though, who likes flattery? ...and who isn't tempted to treat those who dish it out with an healthy little bit of contempt?
seriously though, who likes flattery? ...and who isn't tempted to treat those who dish it out with an healthy little bit of contempt?
RE: paradox
Arrogance is a quality of clever beautiful people........you dimwitted buffoon.....lol
RE: Formula 1
it's an auto race....some dudes driving around in a circle for hours.....what's the appeal?
RE: Formula 1
Being that I am American. NASCAR drives mostly in circles. F1 NEVER drives in a circle. F1 takes some real talent and engineering to do.
RE: Formula 1
formula driving doesnt need talent---you try driving in circles with 50 cars at 300 m.ph.--
RE: Formula 1
The maximum speed of a Nascar is around 230 mph. Definitely nowhere near 300 mph.
RE: Formula 1
I like the sophistication, engineering, sound (especially at the circuits), and atmosphere of F1...but the races can be a terrible bore on the telly and in-person...plus the participants all think way too highly of themselves. Years ago...used to be fun the drivers were approachable...but that is all in the past. Today...Bernie's got the series by the "balls" and won't let go. Speaking of balls...You gotta hand it to the Nascar drivers...driving at speed about 12 inches off your fellow competitors bumper has gotta get your attention.
RE: Formula 1
Ahhh memories.... I was at Watkins Glen for Jackie Stewarts last championship and appearance as a drive of F1. He didn't drive that race because his teammate Francois Cevert was killed in a practice run there. A very sad day.
RE: Formula 1
F1 cars have a better chance of hitting 300 MPH than NASCAR cars. Just so you know, NACAR cars can't do 300 MPH.
RE: good bye....
I dont know you... but I wish you the best! I hope you found something much better for you in life! I hope you dont need to return, btw, can you take me with you away from CC? lol
RE: good bye....
this is incredible. sweet jenny is one of the most beautiful girls here. i have seen her a few times and can confirm she is intelligent and witty besides her beauty. i will miss her charm and i hope she keeps in touch with us through her yahoo. cc loses one of the best here. sad.
RE: good bye....
take care jenny. the best of luck to u. hope we keep in touch. love u sweetie.
RE: good bye....
Errr....free videos for old fans and people like me who never saw you? Throw us a bone.....
Boyfriends for Russian girls
Today I had a rather interesting discussion with another guy who travels to Eastern Europe a bit that uses CC. However, I don’t believe he has been to Russia. He is also somewhat of a smart ass at times.
Basically, his words said sex with a Russian woman means virtually nothing to Russian woman and it is just a way to pass time. That casual sex in Russia is normal.
Our conversation started after telling him about a Russian girl I know who supposedly has a Russian boyfriend and traveled to Egypt. I happened to know she is exchanging SMS’s, emails, and photos from men she met in Egypt.
My own travels have only taken me to Russia twice. I had a close experience with two different Russian women. One woman was very casual about sex and the other was prudent. Certainly there are cultural differences and differences from one person to the next person. Lets not debate this.
What I would like to know is just what does it mean in Russia to a woman to be her boyfriend? Are the rules of exclusiveness meaningless in Russia?
Basically, his words said sex with a Russian woman means virtually nothing to Russian woman and it is just a way to pass time. That casual sex in Russia is normal.
Our conversation started after telling him about a Russian girl I know who supposedly has a Russian boyfriend and traveled to Egypt. I happened to know she is exchanging SMS’s, emails, and photos from men she met in Egypt.
My own travels have only taken me to Russia twice. I had a close experience with two different Russian women. One woman was very casual about sex and the other was prudent. Certainly there are cultural differences and differences from one person to the next person. Lets not debate this.
What I would like to know is just what does it mean in Russia to a woman to be her boyfriend? Are the rules of exclusiveness meaningless in Russia?
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
my experience is...its bartered out like any other commodity. you give me this...(could be smthg very simple) and i'll give you that. its a power-play-game acted out to lesser or greater degree in most cultures. in russia tho....i believe it to be a hold-over barter mentality from the communists regime. thats why you see so many russian here up to the task. for both, the concept of g/f, b/f, husband, wife takes on new meaning in this milieu. many rationalize as online shenanigans..."oh honey, "they mean nothing to me"...but the ease, willingness and execution is unmistakably a unique cultural anomaly. caveat emptor.
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
no mention of anyone or anything in there about someone cheating on HIM
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
I think the point what how sex is considered and treated differently in russian cutlure.
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
I think the same things can be said about women in any open society. You have women who treat sex like it is nothing at all and others who hold out for marriage or a deeply committed relationship with most girls in between. I think most girls would prefer a single partner who is a good man in every sense of the word. Not sure if a woman would find that type of man here.
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
Thanks for your answer, it is interesting. Perhaps I can give you some insight as to my idea of bf/gf.
First I agree with you, bf/gf should be an indication of some type of relationship, romantic or sexual. It is more than just having sex without obligations. I don’t know many single men who will refuse sex without obligation, certainly very few from CC!
Usually but not always in the western culture agreeing to be bf/gf has an element of exclusiveness between this man and woman while they are together. It does not even mean they are having sex together.
In western culture if either the man or the woman were continually flirting and actively pursuing others then they should not consider themselves bf/gf. I guess in summary bf/gf is the coupling and agreement to be exclusive, and it is the first step to a more serious relationship. Another way to think about it, you would have only one boyfriend or girlfriend.
First I agree with you, bf/gf should be an indication of some type of relationship, romantic or sexual. It is more than just having sex without obligations. I don’t know many single men who will refuse sex without obligation, certainly very few from CC!
Usually but not always in the western culture agreeing to be bf/gf has an element of exclusiveness between this man and woman while they are together. It does not even mean they are having sex together.
In western culture if either the man or the woman were continually flirting and actively pursuing others then they should not consider themselves bf/gf. I guess in summary bf/gf is the coupling and agreement to be exclusive, and it is the first step to a more serious relationship. Another way to think about it, you would have only one boyfriend or girlfriend.
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
99% exclussive means not having sex with others...thats what it implies. Many men here would have sex without obligation no questions asked. You seem to be dancing around the subject.
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
Damn! The Russians are ahead of us again! Good work! (removing tongue from cheek)
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
Agreed, regardless of nationality everyone is themselves, I wasn't attempting to insult anyone. The "tongue in cheek" reference was because I was joking. But if I may be serious a moment, since I've been here it's been my pleasure to chat with several intelligent, charming and witty ladies, some were Russian, some were Ukrainian, some were Romaian, some were Phillipinas. I've also chatted with some not so nice ladies from the same country -- it seems all nationalitys can produce good and bad people. It may not be that they were "bad" either, just too different for me to relate to. I hope I didn't offend, it wasn't my intention.
RE: Boyfriends for Russian girls
Russian women are like women anywhere. They are not gonna sleep with the balding, overweight, 40+ year old man, unless they are whores. Sorry guys. Next topic.
RE: way to fool a host?
no telling, probably just a jerk looking for getting refund after he plays himself. so i wouldnt take anything off if i was u if they say that
RE: way to fool a host?
I had him in my video as well. He definitely can see video which was checked by not doing what he has asked..hehehe. Obviously all the game is about lowering a price..
RE: an eye-opener
too true. reminds me of how to stop your gf from giving blow jobs.
marry her.
marry her.
RE: an eye-opener
if love is blind ...then why is Lingerie so popular
_____________________(ò ó)
________________o0o___(_)___o0o______________________
___¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____|_____¦_____¦______¦
¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_______¦_____¦_____¦__
___¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_______¦_____¦_____
¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_______¦_____¦_____¦__
_____________________(ò ó)
________________o0o___(_)___o0o______________________
___¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____|_____¦_____¦______¦
¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_______¦_____¦_____¦__
___¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_______¦_____¦_____
¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_____¦_______¦_____¦_____¦__
RE: an eye-opener
All right, but......
love makes u blind, and without see, u marry
and after, love helps u to go on
year after year
if it was love
love makes u blind, and without see, u marry
and after, love helps u to go on
year after year
if it was love
RE: an eye-opener
how long after you get married does this occur? Cause it hasn't happened to me yet.
Were you ever caught?
By a jealous husband (or jealous boyfriend) when she was cheating with you. I was caught twice and survived (barely).
RE: Were you ever caught?
I thought your question was going to be out members being caught by their wives or girlfriends spending time and money on CC. I am sure that has happened more times than we care to mention. Of course nobody will be here to comment on their experience since if they were caught they would not be online here anymore.
RE: Were you ever caught?
no, had sex with a married cchost but her husband was in another country at the time
RE: Were you ever caught?
Went to russia and had a great time (sex) with a beautiful host. I was in a business trip (wife thought so, lol). Luckily for us (me and host), her bf lives in another city of russia ;-)
RE: Were you ever caught?
I went home with a super sexy girl from a club one time, spent the night have great sex. In the morning I was getting hready to leave and she says "Wait, I have to check if my husband is outside" I'm like What? Your husband?!?, she says "oh it's ok, he's still in jail".
I'm like what the fuck? JAIL?!?!
Needless to say that was the last time I fuck her...........at her house...lol
I'm like what the fuck? JAIL?!?!
Needless to say that was the last time I fuck her...........at her house...lol
RE: Were you ever caught?
True story. One time I was in a hotel with a married woman and just when we got started, there was a knock on the door and a man's voice said "open the door". I asked "why". The man said "because you have my wife in there". After, he agreed not to kill me if I agreed never to see his wife again. And, I never saw her again.
RE: Were you ever caught?
A few years ago I was on the hospitality committee for a local convention. That evening, I met a married woman from out-of-state who was there without her husband. We had a few drinks together and ended up in her hotel room doing the horizontal boogie. After she returned home, she wrote me a letter explaining that she told her husband what she had done with me.
I sometimes get the impression that some people want to get caught, perhaps to make their mate jealous.
I sometimes get the impression that some people want to get caught, perhaps to make their mate jealous.
RE: Were you ever caught?
Thats exactly why most do this type of thing. Now if you're unfortunate to get caught in the middle it could have dire consequences.
RE: Were you ever caught?
I've never cheated on my gf. But i have been participant on sexual/romantic acts with married women... They're a prime target, because when you want to get them, you only have to compete with one guy, their husband. When a girl is single, you have to compete with many, many other guys.
So i support having sex with married women. They need it, and it's easier to get!
So i support having sex with married women. They need it, and it's easier to get!
Hosts screen names
Have you ever been attracted to a host because of her screen name? My favorite names (not saying anything about there performance) are 'makeawish' and 'nightofakina'
RE: Hosts screen names
Sometimes by the name, but always check out the profile and the pics before deciding if to visit or not.
RE: Hosts screen names
did u ask him to measure it on cam to prove it wasn't actually dick5inch?
Irish Hosts?
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I was looking for hosts from Ireland. And didn't find any recent ones. Do Irish girls strip?
RE: Irish Hosts?
I am 100% Irish and while there are many beautiful Irish women there are many more who shall we say are beauty challenged? If they were to appear on CC we would paying good money to have them put their clothes back on. Up the rebels!!
RE: Tornados
1000's of homes distroyed; total cost of loss....$5,200.
Hardest hit were the high schools, luckily noone in the south attends school past the 8th grade.
Hardest hit were the high schools, luckily noone in the south attends school past the 8th grade.
RE: Tornados
Speaking of Tornados...FieryTornado in nonadult and her alter ego in Glamour...Arina....is hot as hell. I would be willing to stand in an open field during a thunderstorm in Oklahoma for her.
RE: question
How can you miss freeda when she is still here? Or do you mean the second freeda who followed the original freeda who became Azurella22? if it is the first, then you are really sad, if it is the second, then who the first freeda is now can probably put you in touch with the second freeda. Then again, last years freeda was not the original freeda, so was it a freeda before that?
RE: question
No, freeda is definitely not Romanian. None of the freeda's, as far as I know have been Romanian. But then, I only know three of them, and only one to talk to these days.
RE: question
Hmm. Too many to name since 2002. I still keep in touch with a few.
Anyway, in addition to those above, I would include xxxkazzxxx, xyourdreamx, alpengold, misshot, charminge, jewels83, anne & xxlovinguxx among those notable hosts that "left" in 2007 / 2008.
At least Anny, Katja, Kate & Kristelle returned... :-)
Anyway, in addition to those above, I would include xxxkazzxxx, xyourdreamx, alpengold, misshot, charminge, jewels83, anne & xxlovinguxx among those notable hosts that "left" in 2007 / 2008.
At least Anny, Katja, Kate & Kristelle returned... :-)
RE: question
well i know some get married. another i know has a baby now. and others find jobs out of this industry. some stay in contact while others wish to leave there life at cc behind them. fortunately there is always a exciting crop of new girls to replace them.
RE: question
I miss BeautyBianca. I can't believe she just left me like she did. No goodbye. I miss her every day. It hurts.
clever?sayings(part2)
34 Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
35 Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
36 Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
37 If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
38 Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
39 If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
40 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
41 Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
42 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
43 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
44 When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
45 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
47 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
48 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
49 Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
50 Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
51 Why isn't the number 11 pronounced unity one?
52 "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
53 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
54 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
55 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
56 What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
57 I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.
58 I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
59 Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail.
60 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
61 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
62 No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
63 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
64 If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
65 Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is NAIVE.
66 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea ... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? :--)
35 Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
36 Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
37 If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
38 Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
39 If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
40 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
41 Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
42 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
43 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
44 When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
45 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
47 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
48 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
49 Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
50 Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
51 Why isn't the number 11 pronounced unity one?
52 "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
53 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
54 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
55 Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
56 What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
57 I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.
58 I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
59 Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail.
60 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
61 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
62 No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
63 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
64 If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
65 Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is NAIVE.
66 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea ... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? :--)
clever?sayings(part1)
1 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3 Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
4 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7 What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8 If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
10 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11 Is there another word for synonym?
12 Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
13 Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all”?
14 What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
15 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16 Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17 Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
18 If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20 Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21 If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
22 Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
23 How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
24 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
25 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
26 One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
27 Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
28 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
29 How is it possible to have a civil war?
30 If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
31 If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
32 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
33 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
2 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3 Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
4 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7 What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8 If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
10 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11 Is there another word for synonym?
12 Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
13 Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all”?
14 What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
15 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16 Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17 Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
18 If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20 Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21 If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
22 Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
23 How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
24 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
25 What was the best thing before sliced bread?
26 One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
27 Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
28 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
29 How is it possible to have a civil war?
30 If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
31 If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
32 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
33 Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Wanted yaroslavl guide
Will be travelling to Yaroslavl for holiday in last quater of year - looking for a guide - if interested answer here and I will post further
RE: Wanted yaroslavl guide
Unless he is castrated he will say guide but hope for an escort. Like someone is going to sit down and think...hmmm...where will I go for vacation this summer? Hawaii, Tahiti or Yaroslav. Trust me love...no foreign man would go there unless he thinks he is going to get some trim.
RE: Wanted yaroslavl guide
I seek a guide as I have no russian language skills and a guide makes it easier.
As to why Yaroslavl why anywhere - I enjoy seeing the world and not just the places frequented by most - there is a lot more to the world then places shown on travel shows. An ancient city .
As to why Yaroslavl why anywhere - I enjoy seeing the world and not just the places frequented by most - there is a lot more to the world then places shown on travel shows. An ancient city .
RE: Wanted yaroslavl guide
You find much information from Internet, try to start from the city site http://www.adm.yar.ru/english/index.aspx
You can visit the Kremlin and its museums, walk across the city, but true: it's better to have local smiling guide. She'll also show you the best discos :-)
You can visit the Kremlin and its museums, walk across the city, but true: it's better to have local smiling guide. She'll also show you the best discos :-)
RE: Wanted yaroslavl guide
I'd rather go to Yaroslavl than to ANY city in the USA :)
It's really a nice place, and true, it's not the typical destination for tourism; but that's because most people TOUR, not TRAVEL.
It's really a nice place, and true, it's not the typical destination for tourism; but that's because most people TOUR, not TRAVEL.
Any chathosts want to marry a nice American and let me move to your country?
At the current rate, soon all the members will need to become chathosts and the chathosts will become the members. I sure hope that some nice member will marry me and take me to her country once this happens.