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Don't forget ladies, you need to look after your special guy today!

Today is March 14th, which is Valentines Day for guys!
Today is Steak and a Blowjob Day!

(Google it if you don't beleive me!)

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what do you to if you want to catch a rabbit? . . . stand behind a tree and make carrot noises!

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She is beautiful, she has a pretty face, beautiful eyes, long hair, she is tall, long legs, and so young. I can only dream of her all day long. She's so sweet, she won my heart. She never wanted to strip for me, but its ok. I understand her and she knows I tried hard to understand her. She writes me messages to my cc inbox whenever she's online so I can come and see her. She's never too busy or tired. She's always there for me. She doesn't want to depend on me so she says its not time to meet yet. She is studying to be a professional and she says she will meet me after she graduates in 5 years. She just started her university, she's only 18 I am 44. I think I found the love of my life... :-))))

Happy birthday to Sun season. To a wonderful lady and a good friend. I hope your day is very good to you.. huggs and and kisses.

A guy is driving around the back woods in Freestone County, Texas and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'


'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Riddle me this boys and girls!

Whats blue and grows?

If you had just one hour to be with your favorite host, what would you do and where would you do it?

Does anyone have an idea how large a smurf is?

great title

yes i know no one will miss me except the obvious, but hopefully someone will know who to blame

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A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that been in prison for 15 years, he just escaped, he's gay, He thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too.'

A young couple are walking home from a date. They take a short cut through a cemetary. A randy mood strikes them both and they have sex right there in the cemetary. A week goes by and the girl is having trouble with her back. So she goes the doctor. The doctor gives her an examine and the girls asks "so, whats wrong?"
The doctor says "I don't know, but its stamped on your ass that you died in 1877".

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you"?

Picking up on something that was said in the "Is Hard?!" thread down below, I just wanted to take a moment to say THANK YOU to all the special Hosts who work online. And THANK YOU to all the hard-working girls who give their best every day. Not the fakers or con artists or girls who trick guys -- and you know who you are. I'm talking about the REAL ladies here, who are the majority, and who deserve a polite thank you every once in a while. And I'd like to thank "Host in Adult Section" and "Brat" and "GlamHost" for the nice words you said to me down below.

I just want ALL all the good hosts here to know that you ARE special, so don't let anyone or any guest ever tell you otherwise. As I said in the other thread, not all of the guys who come here are horny and ONLY looking to get off. And not every guy keeps a scorecard about how many girls he got naked. Some of us really are nice guys who like to have some innocent fun online, but we're gentlemen in real life, too -- the same way you are all real ladies once you turn off your cams and go about your own lives as well.

I was once involved with a Host and at the time I didn't understand how hard this job was -- so if she stumbles on this and figures me out, I hope she'll accept a big public apology . To be honest, at the time I was just so infatuated… I was new to the cam world and so naive about the way it works… that I didn't recognize the long hours she put in. I didn't realize all the headaches this job has -- for example, all the guys that would hound her, from the second she appeared online, each one demanding something (whether it was her time or trying to get even more). Plus I didn't realize all the terrible things that some guests do to a host -- as if you're no longer a thinking, breathing woman with feelings and instead you're just an unthinking piece of meat to be bought and sold and ordered about.

So whenever you ladies deal with the rude guys, I hope you'll do your job and make some money… I wish you all the success in the world (especially in these trying economic times)… but I also hope you won't become too jaded or cynical about men. Even when a guest is treating you bad just remember that there ARE "nice guys" out there too -- guys who still believe in holding a door open for a woman or holding her chair in a restaurant or who like sending flowers or candy or buying a present. Just because we wanted to say, "Hey, you know what? I was thinking of you today, so I got you this. No reason. No holiday. Not to get something in return. I got you this just to remind you how special you are."

So, as I said below, I hope you Hosts will remember that guys become repeat visitors or regulars for different reasons, but most of all we do it because of YOU. Not for the sex and not for your bodies, but because of something special you each have INSIDE… something in your heart... that makes you lovely and wondrous in your own unique way. For example, going back to the Host I was once involved with, I can still remember the first time I saw her. I discovered her by accident, I entered her room, my eyes went wide, the hair stood up on my neck, and I was left speechless . She looked like an Angel to me and you know what? She probably thinks I'm a nut, but I still love to visit her from time to time JUST to see her SMILE. Any time I stop by just to tell her a joke and to give her a laugh for the day, the truth is I don't need to see her naked or get some silly sex show. Her smile is like sunshine and just seeing it makes everything in life suddenly seem right.

And even for a girl working online and doing cam work... where most people think it's ONLY about sex... that's a special magic. That's the power of a beautiful soul shining through no matter what. And each of you ladies has that inside you, and if the other guys here don't tell you that enough…well, I'm telling you now. Because someone should say it every so often so you NEVER forget the beauty you all have inside.

do you feel alright being here at cc a lot

Anyone know what happened to Gortensia?

to all our lovely hosts ,,,best wishes on this day for you .

I have read many times about girls switching categories and the reasons for doing so have been pretty well covered. I ran into a new the other day. On a scouting mission I met this gorgeous girl in not so shy and chatted briefly, immediately put in my favs and told her I would catch her when I had some more time. Next day I checked my favs and there she was....cool. As I was ready to enter I noticed she was in Gender Benders and that her sex had changed to neuter. She had sent me an email the day before and I asked her about her new "attitude". She laughed and assured me that she was "all woman" and invited me in. I told her I wouldn't make up my mind until she made up hers. At that point I went out for a walk in the brisk evening air. It was one of those "what am I doing here?" moments. I came to terms with it and now refuse to see anyone unless they are packin. Not really but that's what scares me.