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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then. - Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough. - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age



And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck. - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)

why hosts write "petite" on their profile when they r not??
lol

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

God and Chuck Norris play poker.
-God: All in
-Chuck Norris: I raise!

When kids go to sleep they check for the Boogeyman beneath their beds.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks for Chuck Norris beneath his bed.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris girlfriend chews before she swallows.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris can drown a shark.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate, he rapes his hand.

Who wished their guy )) on 14 march Steak and Blowjob Day.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso..
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13 .. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..

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I just had really strange conversation with a camgirl, "friend" about 2 years.
She is working on popular site with freechat and lots of beggars, she is really
unique looking witty girl with personality, so she is quite popular there, but
this site payout for models is only about 25% after all fees and charges.

So, i thought i give her a hint to try camcontacts...

She was online about 30 mins and started to complain she dont have any
privates here, and i went to see if her video is working, and noticed her
prices, it was 3.87$ for open and 6.00$ for one2one.. on other place
where she work her private is 3.29..
So i kindly try to explain her that maybe she could try lower price, i said
if she put open chat price at 2.50 and one2one at 3.75 she still earn
better with 40% payout here than with 25% payout in other place...

Hell she put up a big fight and gave me shit on my face real good because
i asked her to sell herself cheap!! her opinion was that she is not going to
show her tits under 3.00$ minute for guys.. lol and finally i noticed she kicked
me out from her friends list in myspace too, because of that huh..

Just made me think.. is it really more important for girl to see that guy
loose enough money, no matter how much girl earn for herself?
Does it lift up her ego more to know guy is paying alot for seeing her?

Think about it, here with 2.50 price she earn 1$ minute,
other place with 3.29 price she earn 0.82$ minute,
but still this other is better for her, because there her price
is bigger and she dont sell herself on half price.

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Man listened when he was told no.
Man actually did clean up.
Man for once did what he was told to do.

Would he loose his balls?
Would his penis fall off?

Would the earth be a boring place?

shit streaks on a new gf's sheets? Do you:

A) Make light of it by saying something like, "You rode me so hard I had an intimate relationship with your mattress spring."

B) Change and wash the sheets while she is showering.

C) Ignore it and hope she doesn't notice.

D) Accuse her of leaving them.

E) Other?

members asking feedback about hosts? WTF?

I'm curious about Male to Female TS's. What do they do about facial hair? I've noticed that the majority of TS on this site have soft, smooth skinned faces (not rough like a face that is shaved daily). do they shave daily and cover it up with makeup? do hormones stop the growth of facial hair (and other hair typical of the male body)? Or are Filipino men naturally free of facial hair? I never see a "5 o'clock shadow" as we call it here in the USA. And some of them are just so OMG beautiful!

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I was just wondering if any women from Australia on on here?
Anyone got suggestions?

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet."
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture. There's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...everyimaginable kind of cured pig meat.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!"
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget."
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that ...Luis races toward the tree.
He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when
all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree."
"Luis Luis, mi amigo...what ees it?
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...

Ees..........

Ees...

Ees.........

Ees....

... Eees a Ham Bush!"

This is sent by one of my friend who stay in my country as foriener

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Hotpie (my cat) and i live on the 5th floor at the top of the apartment complex. I have a nice balcony overlooking the mountain..the 4th floor below us also has a balcony...on sunday morning i woke up early and opened the small window in my bedroom to let in the fresh air..i woke up later to find hotpie
gone! i checked everywhere and realized he jumped out of the window onto the balcony..so i went out on the balcony to look for him. he wasnt there! i looked down on the 4th floor balcony and there he was, looking at me and crying like a baby.
He jumped about 3 meters to the next floor: (
I went down to the 4th floor and knocked on the neighbor's door to ask if i can go onto their balcony and get my silly cat back but no one was home.
I knocked on the neighbor's door about every 10 minutes but no one was home still.
So i decided something crazy. I got a plastic laundry basket and tied two of my belts to the handle of the basket. I lowered the basked down from my balcony to the 4th floor balcony. I told hotpie "get in the basket, dummie" and he actually DID! haha..so I lifted the basket up slowly back to my balconly. I must have looked silly hoisting a cat from one floor to the other with a laundry basket! So i think my cat is both really dumb and really smart: )

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btw, I wanna get a cat as my pet here, it will be a problem, when

I give a Show on Adult Category, if the cat comes up via cam, it's

violation against the Rule # 17? I wanted to have a pet always, and

my house owner had allowed it, how do you arrange your pets,
who has pets, and working on here as a Chathost??

this is not a joke question!!!!

im wondering does anyone know a safe and affective way to remove pubic hair from ones testicles?

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I love boobies, does anyone else?

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do u guys prefer girls who wear makeup (artistic makeup, glamour makeup,party makeup etc) or u rather prefer girls with natural look -little makeup, almost at all?