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I am virgin. Wanna be the first?

april fools :P....yes i know some wanted this to be true...:P

Besides waking up in the morning or turning a knob. Mine would be a woman with a very short tight dress with long legs, a smile that stands out for miles, a voice of an angel, and knows how to use her tongue and lips around the neck and other places of the body, if you know what I mean.

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." - John Wooden

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1. When you're outside at -40 below , shoveling snow in your shorts , well you know it's a hassle putting on all those cloths for just 10 minutes.
2. When your friend calls you up and says "Hey, I have some furniture for sale. Is there enough room in your igloo for it?"
3, You are vacationing in Hawaii when a beautiful woman in a bikini walks by and you think, "Boy, I'd sure like to see her in a snowmobile suit."
4. You can see the road through the floorboard of your pickup truck.
5. You have called an 800 number you found in a catalog and then were told "Alaska? Oh, we don't ship out of the United States." (Try saying "North Pole", most places usually laugh for a solid minute, or they just hang up thinking you're some kind of prankster.)
6. You know going "outside" involves a whole lot more than opening a door and walking into the yard.
7. You have ever worn a tie with waders.
8. You have learned to never say to your kids, "Be home by dark."
9. You know Bunny Boots aren't worn by bunnies or made out of bunnies.
10. You know the meaning of the word "baleen" and it has nothing to do with making hay into large cubes.
11. Your local golf course has "happy hour" between 1:00 and 2:00 am
12. The seat in your outhouse is lined with styrofoam so your butt won't freeze to it when you have to sit down for a amount of time.
13. When you have to set your alarm every three hours to go start you car and let it run for 20 min. so hopefully it will start in the morning so you can go to work.
14. Instead of plugging in your freezer you just move it to the front porch!
15. You open your freezer to take out something for dinner, and are faced with many choices, Pink Salmon, Silver Salmon, Red Salmon, King Salmon, Smoked Salmon, or Halibut!
16.You go to shop for a second vehicle and come home with a snowmobile!

(oh by the way welcome to Alaska, if your looking for a hot vacation spot, give me a buzz)

Hello guys and welcome in my room !! It's a special night and we can play hard

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Hi peeps :D

Just thought I'd write and let u all know i aint dead yet (yes i know that just ruined alot of peoples day...but who the fuck cares)

I'll be back at some point and continue being an ass

Have fun and stay sexy.....imshy out

...........................................you are here instead of there

Come in and get ur chance to know me !

this particular model is potentially stealing money out of the pockets of her fellow cam model in 'home alone' 'a little shy' and its a joke to her. "I'm not like that" she says.
like what?

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I am just naughty girl and need a man to watch me and to have fun with..

do you spend time on cc

Did you hear about the new X-rated Disney movie? It's called "Cherry Poppins"

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It was a hot Saturday evening and I was invited by my girlfriend’s sister Mary to her friends for a dip in their hot tub. My girlfriend was away on a camp and I was staying at her place for a few days.
I went to get ready to go and realised I didnt have any bathers, but since it was so hot i decided my boxer briefs would have to do.
We arrived and Mary ran over to the hot tub and got in with her mates Kara and Angela. I went inside to watch some TV.
I then heard Angela call, “Sean, come join us!”. So i stipped down to my boxer briefs and walked outside. “Sorry, i forgot my bathers.” i said as i lowered myself in. As soon as my pelvis hit the warm water I needed to pee so i quickly got out and yelled back, “Just going to the loo!” As i walked back to the tub Kara said in astonishment, “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, will you look at that willy!” My boxer briefs were clinging to my 7 inch softy and making a VERY good outline. “Well it is kind of cold out here,” I said jokingly. “Cold!?!” Kara exclaimed. “It could be a thousand degrees and my boyfriends cock wouldn’t be half that size.” “Looks like my sister was telling the truth about him being hung like a horse.” said Mary, her eyes fixated on my crotch.
As i went to get back in i noticed that non of them were wearing their bikini tops, but their breasts were covered by the bubbly water.
“Not so fast.” Mary said abruptly. “Take off those undies first. You have to go with the dress code” I peeled my wet boxer briefs off without argument as Mary and Kara both gasped wide-eyed.
“I’ve got to measure that thing.” Mary said as I stepped into the hot tub. She hopped out, and scurried inside, her large breasts bouncing low on her chest with each step. I was more at easy with my manhood hidden under the bubbles. “Alright you.” Mary was back, and she was holding a thirty centimetre ruler. “We’re going to get a proper measurement.” I obliged and let Mary take her measurement. Handling my member far more than was necessary, Mary grasped my cock with one hand and held the ruler to it with the other. Her hands on my cock sent a shudder trough my body. “Almost eight inches!” She exclaimed. “Soft!” She gave my cock a squeeze to accentuate the point. I quickly sat back under the bubbles as I knew my cock was getting harder. “Angelina’s a lucky girl” exclaimed Angela, who thankfully was a lesbian. My cock was now at full mast and the tip was just out of the water. Hoping no-one saw, I went to sit lower in the water when Kara yelled, “What was that!?” “I think someone is excited.” giggled Mary “Let’s see” “Well if you want to see, I’ll have to by fully hard. It would help if I saw Kara’s tits.” I said, even though I knew i was fully hard. Hearing this, Kara immediately sat up exposing her glorious full tits. This made my cock even harder. I sat up on the edge of the hot tub and grasped the base of my cock to accentuate th thickness. My thumb and middle finger dared not touch.
“Oh my God! That thing is HUGE!” exclaimed Kara. Mary once again grabbed the ruler and measured. “Ten and a half inches…” she said in surprise. “Oh i cant take it!” said Kara as she came over and grabbed my cock with both hands and started to pump it. “I could fit 3 hands on this thing!” she said in amazement. Seeing Kara holding my cock, pumping away with her voluptuous breasts bouncing away almost made me come instantly. But I held off. “Hey leave some for me!” yelled Mary. She came over and added a third hand and started to suck the head, as that was all she could fit in her mouth. This was unbelievable. I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend’s sister and a handjob from her friend. Simultaneously! They kept pumping and licking, both having a go and then I woke up.

Tattoos have become so popular and prevalent in our world, I find myself asking: Is there no one with enough individuality to NOT get a tattoo these days? Or have we become just a bunch of lemmings?