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Uncle Taja
Uncle Taja was taking his evening walk when he chanced upon a lady of the night, who was leaning against a lamp post.
The lady called out to Uncle Taja, "Hey old man, why don't you give it a try?"
Uncle Taja replied, "No, young lady, I don't think I can."
The woman persisted, "Oh come on, let's give it a try!"
Uncle Taja agreed and went with her into a hotel room. He surprised her with the rigour with which he performed.
The woman said, "I can't believe you said you don't think you can! You performed like a young boy!"
Uncle Taja replied, "Oh that!! That's not a problem at all, what I can't do is pay!"
The lady called out to Uncle Taja, "Hey old man, why don't you give it a try?"
Uncle Taja replied, "No, young lady, I don't think I can."
The woman persisted, "Oh come on, let's give it a try!"
Uncle Taja agreed and went with her into a hotel room. He surprised her with the rigour with which he performed.
The woman said, "I can't believe you said you don't think you can! You performed like a young boy!"
Uncle Taja replied, "Oh that!! That's not a problem at all, what I can't do is pay!"
RE: neeeewsss
could you be so kind as to record a small preview and share it with us on youtube?
RE: neeeewsss
You will grow a beard and represent Russia at Eurovision Song Contest next year??? :D
RE: neeeewsss
when Russia swallows Ukraine, singer will have no choice and will represent New Big Russia on Eurovision 2015 yay!
Quelle chance! =)
Quelle chance! =)
RE: neeeewsss
Cmonnnnn dont go there! There are enough of western "sofa experts" who will take this seriously now!
RE: neeeewsss
gosh you think people can decide I was serious? so they need to be punished thats all :p
RE: neeeewsss
Sure u will find a sponsor, maybe even a few! As uve said ur lipstick is able to solve any of ur problems after 15 mins of applying! Put a lipstick on-and sponsors will be at ur feet! All of them!
RE: neeeewsss
i guess she didn't realize u were being sarcastic....and how come none of my earlier posts were put up...i wasn't being too rude :(
RE: neeeewsss
oh bummer! u don't wanna share it with us? i seriously don't know how i'll be able to sleep tonight without hearing your enchanting voice. I better start saving money to come hear you sing then. bye bye, bread and meat!
RE: neeeewsss
Jesus Christ! U really have to learn how to accept critics if u wanna become a celeb lol.
RE: neeeewsss
well i actually made a mistake...i meant deaf*
but i also think death would be a better option too...so yes..i'm a meanie (can you not tell how envious i really i am?) :p
but i also think death would be a better option too...so yes..i'm a meanie (can you not tell how envious i really i am?) :p
26FilipinaFilly
Kim, thank you for such a great time. I love every moment I have with you! Being with you is like heaven on earth for me! Kissss and huggg!
RE: Hello ppllllllllllllllll
Everybody wants to sip os wine to drink ,
Everybody wants a little more time to think ,
Everybody needs a reason why they run ,
Everybody wants to know what they´re running from .
This song is for u my darling . I will miss you .
Everybody wants a little more time to think ,
Everybody needs a reason why they run ,
Everybody wants to know what they´re running from .
This song is for u my darling . I will miss you .
RE: Hello ppllllllllllllllll
wish you the best VIP and thanks for sharing good times together-kiss and hug and keep that beautiful smile
How I Met Your Mother
Last two episodes just aired here. First time I've ever seen a sitcom end without trying to go out with a laugh
RE: the famous country .-)
england....south england actually...to be more specific in my room right infront of me :D
RE: the famous country .-)
Wrong, oooh ssooo wrong, Imshsh: the best camgirl is always in my room, ofc. And I keep my and her country secret, or else everybody wants her. ;-) Greetz
RE: the famous country .-)
That's easy..Romania
I'm not saying this only cause i am romanian..no. It's just what i've heard from everybody ;)
I'm not saying this only cause i am romanian..no. It's just what i've heard from everybody ;)
RE: the famous country .-)
Bebe, you must admit that we didnt have so much fun on the forums in a long while.Whatever this girl is sniffing, its damn strong lol, hope she keeps doing it.
RE: the famous country .-)
Thats true! A great replacement for Inotanangel ahahha:)
RE: the famous country .-)
she's already blocked me today coz i was in her room and said her comments in all the forums r ridiculous self absorbed and nonsensical...i'm sure i will survive this
RE: the famous country .-)
yes, "ridiculous" is the best word u could choose! very true for her comments...hehe
RE: the famous country .-)
Russia should leave Ukraine in peace!!! And OMG, the first blonde who admits she is dom (dumb?): congratulation. Will this be the first blonde I'll fall in love with, although I'm allergic to blondes? :-D Greetz
RE: the famous country .-)
OMG man, what an awful stereotypical response and also WRONG! She is a Dungeon host so Dom means Dominant or Dominatrix not dumb!!! I hope you get some further abuse from blonde hosts!
RE: the famous country .-)
obviously u don't understand sarcastic humour and plays on words...get a grip dude and stop kissing ass
RE: the famous country .-)
and what gives you the right to tell me what I do, or do not, understand 'dude'?
RE: the famous country .-)
i'll tell u what gives me the right....the same damn thing that gave u the right to comment on a post u clearly didn't understand
RE: the famous country .-)
In that case, as you are not the original poster, excuse me while I choose to completely ignore your opinion and your interpretation of what was meant.
RE: the famous country .-)
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." (Dolly Parton). Any chance you are blonde, OldHand, or dominated perhaps? That was a joke too, btw, don't take life so serious. Greetz
RE: Asian
Their Oriental Eyes, luscious lips, breast with long hard nipples, clear and beautiful skin, their ears, her well-maintained hands, her back with the movement when they dance, pair of beautiful toned legs and small feet. Most Asian women have this certain kind of sex appeal that will never fade as they age. Should I go on or stop right here and go visit one of the many here.
Hello everyone!
The best cam girls are the ones that are doing their job good (no matter their location).The ones that love what they are doing ,take it to another level and dont see it just as a job but a part of them .A part they will dedicate to explore ,expand etc. The ones that respect their members ;that share more then just a naked body but an inner part of them as well. Good hosts can be found everywhere its not a matter of origin.Just my 2 cents!
RE: the famous country .-)
i see all this fighting..so i'll just answer "where are the best cam girls?" with...right here on cc! :)
RE: the famous country .-)
My opinion doesn't count. I'm a worthless worm writhing happily in a pile of doo.
RE: Wart07
Happy Birthday from this side, mate. I hope that ALL the hosts who love you, won't forget you!!! ;-) Greetz. Fil
ball milking techniques
Recently been blown away by 2 incredible experiences on c2c being shown different methods of milking, ie techniques to build huge loads and then drain EVERY last drop of it from my body !!!
A mix of TnD / CBT / and targeted massage / stretching techniques - absolutely mindblowing when down by a girl who understands the male anatomy and psychology.
Any other girls have skills / experience with this? Would love to try it out and discuss to learn more
Thanks
A mix of TnD / CBT / and targeted massage / stretching techniques - absolutely mindblowing when down by a girl who understands the male anatomy and psychology.
Any other girls have skills / experience with this? Would love to try it out and discuss to learn more
Thanks
RE: long legs and panties with hope between legs))
I know the " hope" between legs in your panties was just a typo but damn, sounded just awesome :)))).
neck fetish
Hi there lovely slenderladies. Who has an amazing long neck and perfect collar bones? I would love to see you play with your slender neck squeezing and stretching it nice and tight. While wearing a shoulder free top and your hair up so your long neck and prominant collar bones show. Are you into erotic neck play like sensual erotic choking play?
Cheers Steve
Cheers Steve
RE: back...
damn, where have you all been, now I have been missing you all, welcome back and be ready.............................
RE: back...
Ofc, I also must post a reply here! My soulbrother is finally back to poke fake hosts in a funny way. And to embrace our favourites, hehe.
Greetz, Fil
Greetz, Fil
RE: back...
welcome back shy guy.. I don't know who missed you or not..i definitely NOT (K)(K) and if you stay forever please let me know when you are around..so I take day off or change the shift :)))
kiss ya ;)
kiss ya ;)
RE: shaving Pussy
if you wait around the 1st week of the month a lot of women shave their pussy then, I'm sure you can find one of these lovely host to please you
RE: Congratulations to Austria....
I thought The Netherlands was by far the best song, unfortunately they came up against a freak with a beard in a dress, makes a mockery of eurovision IMO.
RE: Congratulations to Austria....
I agree. It's rarely the best song but mostly, who's different. It was like Lordi (though they also had the best song that year) and the russian grannies
RE: Congratulations to Austria....
Seriously? U are talking about moral, being on HERE?
RE: Congratulations to Austria....
And I think that people with no idea of grammar or spelling shouldn't post in forums ;)
RE: Congratulations to Austria....
I think sissies are everywhere and future is for dominant women and sissyboys =) hey, winner from austria, welcome to camcontacts =) let's play :)
alone at home .....
Share your fantasies with me and let them come true! Im so horny
tonight and alone at home
tonight and alone at home
RE: alone at home .....
I was going to write an smartass reply, but then I looked at your profile. You're hot and that's something you just don't see from the clickable names on the forum here.
I'm going to accept this post.
I'm going to accept this post.
RE: alone at home .....
Nice way to insult most of the good hosts that use the forum. Clothe it in a compliment to someone else. Yup, that's real art.
RE: re crystaldream is an English rose thread
I didn't write on that one so I'll piggyback on this one and just wish ya the best of everything in the coming year...
RE: re crystaldream is an English rose thread
Belated happy birthday carebear!!!! As you know i'm not around here for a while but couldn't resist writing to you :)
Hope you had an awesome party and an even better hangover.
xXx
Hope you had an awesome party and an even better hangover.
xXx
RE: re crystaldream is an English rose thread
OMG, didn't know it was your birthday one of these days; seemingly we don't share details enough, hehe. Nevertheless, it is too late, but my wishes are nonetheless very well meant, and I hope enjoyed your 'wild' party with some good friends. Hhhuuuggsss. Filo pastry