General Forum
MARTHA STEWART'S TIPS FOR REDNECKS
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed it's time to change sheets.
5. Even if you're CERTAIN that you are included in the will ... it
is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should NEVER be prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do NOT allow the dog to eat at the table ... no matter how good his manners are.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of money.
3. Dirt & grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as it tends to detract from a woman's jewelry & alter the taste of finger foods.
DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the 1st date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wantin' to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall 2 years ago.
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday". If the latter is the answer it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATER ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby & picked up as soon as the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they cannot hear you.
WEDDINGS
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund & a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks & shoes for this special occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires ALWAYS has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is not polite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do NOT lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
RE: Anyone From The States
I went to the United States a couple of times. Now I am home Down Under and safe.
RE: Anyone From The States
that's wack.
down under u gots all those freaky deadly spiders and great big scarey fishies and venomous snakes.
and dingos. god damn, the dingos! u mean to say you trust a dingo mo' not to eat ur baby than u do an american?
that ain't right.
down under u gots all those freaky deadly spiders and great big scarey fishies and venomous snakes.
and dingos. god damn, the dingos! u mean to say you trust a dingo mo' not to eat ur baby than u do an american?
that ain't right.
RE: Anyone From The States
An American will eat anything if you put it between two sesame seed buns:-)
RE: Anyone From The States
I'm an American, and I found it funny! It's a healthy thing to be able to laugh at jokes about your own country at times.......I have friends from the UK who make jokes about Blair and the Queen, but it's all in fun with no harm intended. So whats the big deal here?
RE: Anyone From The States
australians eat kangaroos. and then they use the scrotums of the eaten kangaroo men for change purses.
australians are savages.
australians are savages.
RE: Anyone From The States
australians are real men.they eat balls.mmmm,,,,,,kangaroo scrotums! my mouth waters
free:))
Hello boys and girls i want to tell u that i am making a free sesion so if anyone is interested in me :)) kisses 4 al of u.
RE: free:))
Let me guess.....some guys came in your free and said things like: Show your Tits! Gimme your pussy bitch! Open open open! blah blah blah. Are you surprised by this? welcome to the real adult world. grow up and just ignore the bullshit dear.
RE: free:))
Get yourself into Community chat, get to know some of the real people on here.Free show will only attract your freeloaders and some of those expect a lot for free....nice to see "hu(mp)h!" on such fine form again
English-French
Lol
I just saw a video about french words, and it seems that "flirt" commes in fact ( like many other english words) from the french "compter fleurette" . And the french took it back as "flirter"
It's funny, I don't want to prove anything, it just amused me :)
I just saw a video about french words, and it seems that "flirt" commes in fact ( like many other english words) from the french "compter fleurette" . And the french took it back as "flirter"
It's funny, I don't want to prove anything, it just amused me :)
RE: English-French
Of course it is, that's why it's so hard to learn properly. You might notice that very few Americans speak English, the large majority can't even master truly English words let alone French-English words.
RE: English-French
yo, u be usin' tha adverbial form o' the word 'true' when i'z be thinking you might more rightly be wanna be usin' the plain vanilla adjective form.
u be right tho, yo. that english be a bitch to learn all proper like.
peace.
u be right tho, yo. that english be a bitch to learn all proper like.
peace.
Company Policy Changes
( I think I've seen it before around here, but, just in case... )
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The following policy changes will go into effect immediately.
Dress Code:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your
salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we
assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need
a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money
better so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do
not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore you do not need raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of
sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to
come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet
paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture
will be taken.
After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category."
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under
the company's mental health policy.
We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
or input should be directed elsewhere.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
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The following policy changes will go into effect immediately.
Dress Code:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your
salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we
assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need
a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money
better so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do
not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore you do not need raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of
sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to
come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet
paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture
will be taken.
After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category."
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under
the company's mental health policy.
We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
or input should be directed elsewhere.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
two new shops opened in my city
A store that sells new husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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A new Wife Store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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A new Wife Store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
RE: lol
u r verry right and is a sad thing,Some of us spend lots of time looking 4 nice things to write here on our profile and then one apears and copyes all...why dont u make your own effort???
RE: lol
I think it is sad that ALL hosts don't put something substantial in their profiles. It is a much better way of knowing and understanding the host AND to be attracted to going to them and their video.
I think it is sadder that a lot of members don't take the time to read the profiles FIRST.
I think it is sadder that a lot of members don't take the time to read the profiles FIRST.
RE: to Gort
No, but it is better to write something meaningful than it is to put smiley faces or the standard comments in those fields.
Best Profile ? Ashely4u ?
After reading a thread lower down I think we should have a little survey on who has good/great/fantastic profiles.
My suggestion for a fantastic profile would be Ashley4u, obviously put some time into it, good read, always has great pics and is a fantastic lady too.........
What do you guys out there think??........
My suggestion for a fantastic profile would be Ashley4u, obviously put some time into it, good read, always has great pics and is a fantastic lady too.........
What do you guys out there think??........
RE: Best Profile ? Ashely4u ?
Oh yea, I would have to agree also! Ashley is a very special and unique lady, and I do mean Lady! The award she got was well earned and speaks highly of her. Ashley has the maturity and good etiquette behind her that is just missing from some of the other hosts, which makes her so unique on this site. Other girls would do well to follow her good example in order to achieve more success! :))
RE: Best Profile ? Ashely4u ?
Thank you to as well MrHyde....very kind words from both you and Lurker..huggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: Best Profile ? Ashely4u ?
I completely agree, a lady in every sense of the word, adorable personality, wonderful elegance and style, and well worthy of her award. Sweetness personified!
RE: Best Profile ? Ashely4u ?
Thank you Lurker .....it did take a while to soften the dislikes....lol
to the chief, WARCHANT
Get this , i'm getemoff69. i'm not MrHyde , lol, Anonymous or any other name, I DO NOT HAVE TO HIDE FROM YOU
GET IT?
NOW BUGGER OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE and go smoke your piece pipe..
GET IT?
NOW BUGGER OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE and go smoke your piece pipe..
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
you been for over a year little mnr hyde
now the disugustings you and ozie said about my wife in pvts incessantly for two days, you still owe me an apology for
the lie you tow were spreading in november that she was gone all that time because i blackmailed her abnd threatened her childfre
you owe me an apology for
but then you being what you are i'm not expecting it
now why don't the two of you stop this nonsense
you aren't good enough to take me
now the disugustings you and ozie said about my wife in pvts incessantly for two days, you still owe me an apology for
the lie you tow were spreading in november that she was gone all that time because i blackmailed her abnd threatened her childfre
you owe me an apology for
but then you being what you are i'm not expecting it
now why don't the two of you stop this nonsense
you aren't good enough to take me
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
dude, get a life, we dont know your wife, and wouldnt give a damn if i did, this is a porn site if your wife works here, she is open to all, and if she dont, then i bet he dont even know her, so GET OVER IT...been reading this crap from u for olmost a year....WE REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT IT
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
nobody wants to take you 2000. it just too bad you wont take yourself out! take your dame also!
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
awwwwwwwwwwwwww poor you who have committed unmentionable crimes agains both myslef and my wife
and you expect me to leave alone big boy
not happening
and you expect me to leave alone big boy
not happening
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
ummm you know what your posts with these two are starting to sound like? you know the popeye movie w/ robin williams... olive oil's dad... "you owe me an appology"... now, i'm not making light of your issue... but, if what they did you was so heineous, why even acknowledge them anymore? positive energy to all xoxo cs
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
well said...but his english dont sound like is from usa...so to put another way...cause he stole your lunch money 2 years ago....forget it, not worth the fight...hehe
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
As you can tell my now chant, or you should at least, Gete and myself, thats MrHyde are two seperate people. We are not one in the same! If you don't believe this ask CC-Admin, it's that simple....About your allegations toward gete, I would be willing to bet, that it will come to nothing. On the otherhand I do remember the time you ran an Australian female chathost off of CC........Now that was serious stuff, and there are people here who will never forget that one! Why CC even allows you to stay on here is a mystery to me! Oh, yea I forgot, it has something to do with..........well they probably won't let me mention it.......sad, very sad indeed!
to you all
if you don't stop this fighting & start playing together like normal 10 year olds,i will send you all to bed without any dinner.you have been warned! geoff
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
well, I do wonder if warchant works for CC
how many people have been banned, booted from here because he has
had issues or problems with them?
maybe he knows more about people then they suspect
makes me wonder, and a little fearful.
how many people have been banned, booted from here because he has
had issues or problems with them?
maybe he knows more about people then they suspect
makes me wonder, and a little fearful.
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
that' true hyde, i did run ozie out and the mighty gete went down with her for awhileof course walking them into it was easy
two very bad people
two very bad people
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
actually hyde i should have mentioned it read my first post the first accusation and you know why the got run and i didn't well you should have been there that night..........i never said a word to her........but ozie being insane ranted for twenty minutes..............she banned herself
and defending her is sad and i don't care who doesn't like it........and gete smartly kept egging her on..............like i said two very bad people
and defending her is sad and i don't care who doesn't like it........and gete smartly kept egging her on..............like i said two very bad people
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
I've known both gete and ozie and use to chat with them regularly about a year ago when they were both in comchat. I remember both of them to be easy going, polite, and very down to earth likable persons. I know other's felt this same way also. And I've never known gete to be as you say he is; quite the contrary with me and other's, he's a fun guy to chat with, and to also post messages to in the forum. As far as yourself goes war, I have tried to chat with you in a friendly way, but you always were rude in return, and I never could figure out why this was? I do remember when you said to someone in the comchat a few days ago that, well here's your quote: "I've always had a hard time getting along with members."...... I don't know where to go from here, ......and in fairness to everyone, there are always two sides to every story. Now having said all of that, it's a shame that this dispute cannot be resolved, or perhaps I should say, "why can't we all get along?"
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
Man, a lot of action happening there...I need to get my ass back to community chat :D
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
yes hyde i did used to talk to them until they did the things i said and as for not getting along with too many members all that means i don't really chat to them much there are only a few that have a prob with me..............and as for ozie i could actually if i turn on pc instead of the laptop show you exqactly what she said that night in chat because she gave me identical insane rant in yahoo two months earlier while gete was making threats..............you can take their sid all you want............and there is more to the ozie story, i never should have been involved in what set it off
she dragged me in and you can try and make the villain in that all you want but there are those of us who know the truth of what happened
she dragged me in and you can try and make the villain in that all you want but there are those of us who know the truth of what happened
to warchant
I do wonder how and why you tend to antagonize and escalate certain conversation in comchat. you tend to
say things out in the open, you tend to make things worse instead of doing the
diplomatic way of calming things down. youre just as guilty as the people you
intensly dislike. hell, youre nothing but a bully, a cyberthug, someone who thinks that
thier way is ALWAYS the right way. nothing but a cyber-not-see
warchant cant and wont admit that hes part of the problem.
he wont or cant admit hes just as big a pain in the ass as
gete or hyde as he claims they are.
say things out in the open, you tend to make things worse instead of doing the
diplomatic way of calming things down. youre just as guilty as the people you
intensly dislike. hell, youre nothing but a bully, a cyberthug, someone who thinks that
thier way is ALWAYS the right way. nothing but a cyber-not-see
warchant cant and wont admit that hes part of the problem.
he wont or cant admit hes just as big a pain in the ass as
gete or hyde as he claims they are.
RE: to warchant
you know anon, that's just silly since i really talk much in public unless someone insults the girls, secondly chiming in here is also silly .......this is between and gete who has done all that i said, he's the one that brought it here
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
I see myself going more toward the 'middle ground' here, and really don't like being in the middle of a full scale dispute, and perhaps I'm already there. If so, then I take my own responsibility for that. What I hear you saying war, is that you deserve an apology from gete, either formally or informally, for "whatever he said to you" quite some time ago. I certainly cannot and will not speak for either gete or ozie, but I can surmise in what may or may not be going on here with the 'dynamics' if you will, of the "particular problem in question." I shouldn't do this, but I'm gonna take an educated guess that-gete doesn't feel he needs to apologize to you because he either see's this matter closed a long time ago, and is no longer a point of discussion. On the otherhand you still believe there is substance to your point, and the matter has still not been resolved. At this point in the junction, all I can say is that it's now time to hear from your opposing side. Now, I don't think you will hear anything else, because another educated guess would be that gete and ozie are over this thing, and perhaps feel it's a waste of time to continue any arguement. So, having said all that, I'm now taking myself out of the entire dispute! The only other option that I see, is for this thing to go into ' legal litigation,' which then means that CC themselves (Admin.) will have to be directly involved. Does anybody really want it to go that far??????
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
hyde i couldn't resist that joke and for that i apologize, but the truth is gete i got along for the last year and suddenly last november he started saying things to me like stay cool chief and i should known something was up and it was
he and ozie and mature were spreading the ridiculous rumor that she had been gone all that time because i blackmaiked her and threatened her children
huh
and i really don't care if he apologizes or not anymore and i am not trying to get him banned, i'd prefer him dead
and you are right you don't belong in the middle of this because there is alot of the story i will ot tell because it involves alot of other people that were unfairly involved too and they don't deserve to dragged into this either
it belongs between me and gete
he and ozie and mature were spreading the ridiculous rumor that she had been gone all that time because i blackmaiked her and threatened her children
huh
and i really don't care if he apologizes or not anymore and i am not trying to get him banned, i'd prefer him dead
and you are right you don't belong in the middle of this because there is alot of the story i will ot tell because it involves alot of other people that were unfairly involved too and they don't deserve to dragged into this either
it belongs between me and gete
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
dude like i said, get a life, let this stuff end...we read it all before....and is replay...what happened happened...be a adult...this is a web site, and forum.. people get mad, people get hurt, we read it hear every day....why drag it out...?
Did u go to hospital, or wife, or did u die...obviously not....then it isnt worth getting worked up over
Did u go to hospital, or wife, or did u die...obviously not....then it isnt worth getting worked up over
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
im wondering why ur so into it and worried about it, mike. dont read stuff that u dont like and that makes u so upset. lol
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
Congratulations Chief, The joke is on me, and I hope you and your cohorts are now celebrating! But thats really nothing new to me, because I know my own pesonality very well. I'm the type where if I see someone get hurt, I'm gonna be a fool and go to their rescue, and I suppose thats why I'm always sticking my neck out for the underdog. But I got to hand it to you, you played me like a true fiddle! And knowing this site is in part about jokes and joking, which I've never been good at, yes, I should have known better. On the otherhand I suppose I had to take this thing to the extreme anyway to find out the truth. And so the truth is that you nor gete nor ozie did anything to anyone to warrant such "a ridiculous dispute." Ok fine, we got that finally established! If it was to be at my expense then so be it! All of this time and effort over trying to resolve this silly thing came to nill=0. And here I thought that maybe some headway toward 'peace' might be resolving itself. So, none of us moved off 4th base to slide into home, we're simply back on 1st waiting again to take 2nd base. It's too bad because (i can only speak for myself) rather than looking for enemies, I always try looking for friendship, but am fully aware that friendship sometimes means 'falsehood.' I was just thinking about all of this today and wondered if you and gete, and myself were all to meet each other, sit down and all have a beer together, would we all be in a brawl, or simply laughing it all off? Well, we will never know will we, but of course we can always speculate.
I must disagree with you over the "wolfpack theory." It is not gete nor myself that instigate what you say we do. Speaking for myself, yea, you and some of your cohorts have literally kicked my teeth in, in comchat, and in the past it's mainly been over a political or historical issue. The anonymous poster in this thread on 4-5-06 at 18:10 GMT, put it all into an excellent perspective! I have to agree that you purposely antagonize and escalate "petty meaningless matters," and backed up by your cohorts, end up spinning them totally out of control. So, when you say these kind of things out in the open, you have a tendency of making things much worse than when the conversation started. Congratulations warchant, you are indeed "King of the Cyber Bullies," no LOL included....... :((
I must disagree with you over the "wolfpack theory." It is not gete nor myself that instigate what you say we do. Speaking for myself, yea, you and some of your cohorts have literally kicked my teeth in, in comchat, and in the past it's mainly been over a political or historical issue. The anonymous poster in this thread on 4-5-06 at 18:10 GMT, put it all into an excellent perspective! I have to agree that you purposely antagonize and escalate "petty meaningless matters," and backed up by your cohorts, end up spinning them totally out of control. So, when you say these kind of things out in the open, you have a tendency of making things much worse than when the conversation started. Congratulations warchant, you are indeed "King of the Cyber Bullies," no LOL included....... :((
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
wow hyde...u REALLY need to get over urself. and please stop posting, ur using up all the words in the universe and leaving none for the rest of us. lol (LOL intended and included) lol
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
am i the only one who realizes who hyde is. the man who with his little buddy turned the room into a political last spring and anyone who disagreed with their politics got ripped as ignorant
and i and my so called cohorts, you do notice how they have all piled on here, objected tp them turning it into a political forum and it us who left for the entire summer and the room has never fully recovered from what they to it and he still as pompous as ever
now guess who he is
and i and my so called cohorts, you do notice how they have all piled on here, objected tp them turning it into a political forum and it us who left for the entire summer and the room has never fully recovered from what they to it and he still as pompous as ever
now guess who he is
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
you have a false sense of both your worth & hyde's worth.hyde does not seem to have this.some of the most fun times have been when you are not in commchat.festers"naked",jas"coffee"& books"beer"calls notwithstanding.LOL!OTHER members can say what they want without fear of some pompous self-opiniated wanna-be tearing them a new ass
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
huh? and now you have a problem with fester, jas and book
so tell us what fun you create
so tell us what fun you create
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
then you arent' reading well the notwithstanding gives it a different meaning
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
and one last thing, i hardly talk much in public for umpteenth time unless one member is around or two girls other than to say hi to people or when one of you gets to insulting the girls.......so you aren't making sense...........andi haven't for sometime
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
"so you aren't making sense and i haven't for some time"......damn chief , you getting enough rope there to hang yourself, eventually?! he he he!
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
Cohorts, naw....thts too nice a name for a thug gang........try CRONIES, now that definition fits the bill!! youv confirmed one thing 2000, by stating "you do notice how they have all piled on here".......this now confirms beyond any doubt- that your so called "wolf pack" is for real!!!!
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
wow it is truly nice to learn though that the wolfpack/streetgang does exist and it belongs to gete and hyde.........which is the alpha male or do you take turns being on top...........and do you use condoms
hahahahhahhahaaa
hahahahhahhahaaa
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
i thought i told you CHILDREN to play nicely.now the lot of you go to bed with no dinner & tomorrow after school straight to your rooms until you can all learn to get along.mother goose
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
WOW , Long thread this one. lol
Don't take it to hard Chief .. It's only a website ..for fuck sake.. find a hobby
Don't take it to hard Chief .. It's only a website ..for fuck sake.. find a hobby
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
geye i been laughing all week
hahhahahhahhahhaa
nice to see chicagoman back too
hahhahahhahhahhaa
nice to see chicagoman back too
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
btw nice to see you wre going into the bush for a few weeks gete, must be one hell of wifi set up out there hahhahhahahhaa
RE: to the chief, WARCHANT
this is what happens when you have a bunch of pansy assed
pussies in one forum.
this is what happens when they think this is the best
thing they can have in the world.
power in a forum or power on the net.
war, take a dump and blow your brains out.
do us all a favor wont you?
youre so bloody full of yourself
after a while, you become comical
pussies in one forum.
this is what happens when they think this is the best
thing they can have in the world.
power in a forum or power on the net.
war, take a dump and blow your brains out.
do us all a favor wont you?
youre so bloody full of yourself
after a while, you become comical
RE: Anyone From The States?
the baltic states? umm nope! hey, its bad form to admit you are from the USA these days, isnt it? Everyone is out to bash and blame the USA for all thier problems sooooo. YUP! thats where Im from! bring it on ungrateful world!
RE: Anyone From The States?
I am from the States. New York City. I am second generation American of Irish ancestry. I love to travel. I have visited South America quite a bit most recently because of the low cost of living there and the absolutely incredibly hot women.
RE: Anyone From The States?
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
You'd better not press your luck
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining Chuck.
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Chuck! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Chuck! Every Specimen!
Chubby, bald, sweaty and cute
Always playing with my skin flute
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Chuck! Amen!
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Chuck! Ame---------nnnn
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
You'd better not press your luck
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining Chuck.
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Chuck! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Chuck! Every Specimen!
Chubby, bald, sweaty and cute
Always playing with my skin flute
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Chuck! Amen!
It's Raining Chuck! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Chuck! Ame---------nnnn
RE: Anyone From The States?
Colorado - The home of too many misplaced Californians.
If you have any friends here, could you please call the m up and give them directions home?
Pretty please?
If you have any friends here, could you please call the m up and give them directions home?
Pretty please?
RE: Anyone From The States?
And I make 15. It would appear we hated Americans are a very small minority on this site.
RE: Anyone From The States?
From the rock 'n roll capital and home of it's hall of fame and museum.... CLEVELAND, OHIO
RE: Anyone From The States?
maine......lotsof big moose and big women....the only way to tell them apart is moose dont wear spandex
RE: Anyone From The States?
hell no, i aint from no fedral state. I dun be proud to be from the Confederate States of America........CSA all the way!!!!!
yea we still around!
yea we still around!
RE: Anyone From The States?
why ain't you VL???
lmao!!
u need to get back to your cell, the roaches ain't leaving u much supper!
lmao!!
u need to get back to your cell, the roaches ain't leaving u much supper!
RE: Anyone From The States?
i'm not & thats nothing against america or americans.its just that i come from paradise.
Three Nuns:-))
Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day, and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh, my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day, and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh, my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
Trial Offer
I am an inventor. Because I discovered that girls love chocolate but they also love to sleep alot. In an effort to increase my chances of getting laid I have invented "Fudge-ama Bottoms". A Girl can wear them to bed, then get up in the morning, take them off and have a taste of the fudgy goodness. I am offering 10 free pair to the best girls here.
Whorehouse:-))
A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well, uh... you go there to... have a good time." The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he's too young.
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a good time", not knowing the little boy is following them.
After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and tells the madame that he wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the last."
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a good time", not knowing the little boy is following them.
After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and tells the madame that he wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the last."
My List
llove this place and much like you, I too, like to search out girls who look like the girls who rejected me when i was younger. Mary Larsen fro first year of college you are next :) Funstuff
is it true?
yesterday a friend of mine,a girl,told me that"men think manogamy is something that you make tables with".is this true? :-))
RE: is it true?
Most men believe that more then two wives is polygomy, 2 wives is bigamy and one wife is monotony.
RE: is it true?
you should speak such highly of yourself lard! it's very simple, you didn't understand it. case closed!
yahoo messenger
the the person that sent me that im. sorry, but you didnt get my yahoo id from anyones 360
a host gave you that information. i have reported you to yahoo. to cc, and to a few more places.
i have also reported that same host to yahoo, cc, and a few other places.
shame on the person who sent that im, and a bigger shame on the
woman that gave out that personal info.
a host gave you that information. i have reported you to yahoo. to cc, and to a few more places.
i have also reported that same host to yahoo, cc, and a few other places.
shame on the person who sent that im, and a bigger shame on the
woman that gave out that personal info.
RE: yahoo messenger
why didnt u just reply what u wrote in forum, to the person who sent u this. Know one knows what the heck u r talking about anyways
RE: yahoo messenger
yes, wolfman. did you get the same post? did he ramble on and on like some drug addicted maniac?
RE: yahoo messenger
yes, it was from wolfman. did the bozo send you something as well?
if so, what did he send?
if so, what did he send?
RE: yahoo messenger
I go by the name WolfMan32 on this site. I'm sure there are Wolfman screen names on this site. What WolfMan are you are talking about, or should I be worried about somebody else having my passwords and info?
RE: yahoo messenger
Seeing as CC wont let me post who this member is....mail me if you wanna know or catch me in comchat.
RE: yahoo messenger
Why smart decision if some crazied hacker of a member, hacks a person's yahoo listing....decides to contact every person in her list with his threatening words, his warnings and brag of his ability to harm not only the life of the host, but also her family..... smart decision? yeah bloody right....
RE: yahoo messenger
Because CC has nothing to do with yahoo and it would be bad business for hosts to be able to post members names whenever they might be pissed off. Members PAY both your and CC's way. Think about it. Im sorry you have trouble with some crazy person, but that can happen anywhere on the internet (as well as in real). Its a hazard of virtual life. If ANYONE ever posts my name anywhere here, in any forum, Im gone forever - and Im a fairly big spender. Think about it dear.
RE: yahoo messenger
a host has given out alot of people's yahoo info
they gave it to a friend who is then sending unwanted pm's
so, the host is "blameless", and looks innocent.
farthest from the truth.
if she has a problem, she needs to up her prozac.
the person sending the unwanted pm's needs to know that under
certain laws of various countries, electronic harrassment
carries quite a stiff penalty.
they gave it to a friend who is then sending unwanted pm's
so, the host is "blameless", and looks innocent.
farthest from the truth.
if she has a problem, she needs to up her prozac.
the person sending the unwanted pm's needs to know that under
certain laws of various countries, electronic harrassment
carries quite a stiff penalty.
RE: yahoo messenger
Sure. Ok. But if you have a problem with someone in Yahoo, take it up with the Yahoo people, or the police or something. Dont try and use CC as your method of revenge.
RE: yahoo messenger
by that same token, they shouldnt use yahoo
as a means to take thier revenge either.
blame the host, shes just as guilty as
the gent from france.
more so, she gave it out.
as a means to take thier revenge either.
blame the host, shes just as guilty as
the gent from france.
more so, she gave it out.
RE: yahoo messenger
i am a little confused anonymous what part of he hacked the hosts computer did you not get, whe did not give out his addy.........no one is more aware of wolfman than i am..........she didn't do it
RE: yahoo messenger
The chap from France? roflmao..... ever heard of covering your own back by laying tracks to mislead other......lmao
RE: yahoo messenger
yahoo won't do a dman thing, itried to help someone here a year ago with someone committing an outright crime and yahoo did nothing i had to take care myself.......the host is question did not give out your addy's the member hacked her computer abnd lord kows ow many others, so stop blaming the host
RE: yahoo messenger
That's what's bothering me the most. If somebody is posing as me and I get the blame with no way out then the FBI will knocking my door down. Cyber stalking is a felony in the US and carried like a 5 year prison term or something like that.
RE: yahoo messenger
I know that now Warchant. Thank you for the info. I talkd to DM in comm chat today, and now I am done with this thread. Thank you again Warchant and DM. See you guys around.
RE: yahoo messenger
tom they aren't talking about you, don't worry about it...it's a yahoo thing
RE: yahoo messenger
I replied earlier in this thread before I read it all. Thank you warchant. As I do, on occasion, go into Comm chat I just wanted to make sure before I do go in and start getting bashed for something I obviously know nothing about.
RE: i have good news
You left for a day? All was solved? yikes, can i put u in charge of my probs....
RE: i have good news
hey i'm back now too!!! Oh yeah and thank you WTF, you were right. I found my missing arm right under the bar stool where i left it.
you are all super duper!
you are all super duper!
RE: i have good news
hey really great to see you back hun!
HunkyWillard46 said that you got in trouble for vomitting on camera, ehhh. It is so good to see that it wasn't true.
HunkyWillard46 said that you got in trouble for vomitting on camera, ehhh. It is so good to see that it wasn't true.
RE: i have good news
know you deep violet.only read your posts here & the comments from members.the replies from members i respect & your posts make me think that its good your problems have been solved & that you are happy to be back.hope that everything stays good in your life.take care,colin
RE: i have good news
I'm glad that now that I have promised not to ever strip naked on my cam again that you felt you were able to come back :)
i'm back!!!
i'm back,not feeling well,but i'm back.operation went ok,not good,but ok.just wanted to let all my loves,sluts,and friends know that i'm home from the hospital.i will try to get on when i am feeling up to it.missed you all.
RE: i'm back!!!
Welcome back fecker, such good news that operation went well.
Take your time in recovery............ your fav slut.... now come here bitch, I got a surprise for you :p:p:p
Take your time in recovery............ your fav slut.... now come here bitch, I got a surprise for you :p:p:p
RE: i'm back!!!
Welcome back my lil whore...i got something that will make u feel much more better than DM can ever do....or...we can both give u a treat....like that idea?? :p
RE: i'm back!!!
Welcome back paco316. Good to hear it at least went well.
Now girls just because paco316 is so sweet and nice I don't want you all bothering him until he feels better okay :P
Now girls just because paco316 is so sweet and nice I don't want you all bothering him until he feels better okay :P
RE: i'm back!!!
so say all of us!happy that it at least went ok & you are well enough to be able to post here.a speedy recovery to you.geoff
Do Dreams Come True?
Sure Dreams Come True!! But Only For A Limited Time.
Congratulations to all the very lucky ladies out there because now you can double your Chuck & double your pleasure.
That's right 2 Chucks for the price of one. Swing on by for the delicious, spicy grooves of Chuck11, then later cool off in chill mode with the laid-back greasy style of Chuck69 - Who needs heaven when you can have the Chucks!! Enjoy Them. - This offer expires April, 9, 2006.
Congratulations to all the very lucky ladies out there because now you can double your Chuck & double your pleasure.
That's right 2 Chucks for the price of one. Swing on by for the delicious, spicy grooves of Chuck11, then later cool off in chill mode with the laid-back greasy style of Chuck69 - Who needs heaven when you can have the Chucks!! Enjoy Them. - This offer expires April, 9, 2006.
RE: Do Dreams Come True?
hmmm, maybe all of these chucks might be frightning in real life, i think?
RE: Do Dreams Come True?
am I the only one that ever seems to have those
Lovecraftian dreams? underwater cities, tentacles
or the ones in outserspace?
Lovecraftian dreams? underwater cities, tentacles
or the ones in outserspace?
RE: Do Dreams Come True?
What about your dream that you will meet me and I will fall in love with you Galaxy. Do you think that one will come true :P
To 2four1
Well, # 69 we meet again. sorry man, there is no room on my party train for you - The Chuckman flies solo - so don't be stickin my name with your flat grooves again. Why would the ladies want to look at old hamburger when they can have scrumptious steak. There is only room for one super hot Chuck here, and I'm it!! Can you say,Chuck11...yahhhhh
a chat to remember
It is really inevitable when a chathosts must have her own way of finding a viewer, it is really hard sometimes to wait for someone to come and have a chat, some wishes that there are ways of contacting viewers and members (which is provided for by CCmail) and i for myself wishes that there is a way of seeing members who are on line and available......like a lounge for free chats and all...anyway i hope all of these would be realised....it is for our own good and benefit.....have a nice day
RE: Time
yep, in the US it works on April 5 because of the weird way they put the month first and the day second ... anywhere else in the world, it will happen on May 4 ...
never say never
the way you typed it, it will happen 2006, 2106, 2206... maybe none of us will see it...but you can't say it won't happen!