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The bad advertising is the advertising too + How could i guess about your fetish ? That man came in my room and asked me to guess about his fetish fantasy ..Im sorry im not the telepath.
Romania part 2
From ancient times the bear was appreciated for its laba(paw), wich became the symbol of this lovely creature.The kind people are worshiping the animal god; by making a tribute: dau la laba(giving the paw).
This tern is used frequently in expresions like "you're a pawer" (you respect the bear a lot), "sad paw"( a man is sad because the spirit of the bear left him) or "you give to paw at Andreea Marin(Andreea Marin helped you rediscover the bear inside you).
Flora is represented by large rubber trees which Romanian people use to make ciunga, a traditonal dish.One can also find a lot of mint(menta) plantations, as mint is used in almost all activities with which Rumanians amuse themselves, especially mintrubbing(a freca menta).You will also find there information about two other major Rumanian pastimes:burning gas and cutting leaves for Dogs-see Government section). ......The language..how do they talk to each other? Simple! The communist language(also named "the wooden tongue", since they live in the woods).It's very simple to learn.You just need to know Romanian, and add at the end of each word "-oiodo". Ex. : the national anthem in communist language:Alooiodo.Suntoido euoioda, unoido haiducoiodo.(Hello! It's me, the local Robin Hood alias Bombonel).
People
Romanians are still a mystery to scientists, but the following facts are known:
-For several years in the late 1960s, they servered the Dark Lord Sauron(now known as Lord of the Dance;not to be confused with Saurug or Saruman).
-There in nothing in the world more powerful than a Romanian person drunk on tuica or palinca, two magical Romanian potions.
-They pray every night to Ceausesc, the Romanian god.
-Woman in Romania love dick.
-Zdob si Zdub is good.But Grandma too much loves drums and p***.Yach!
Romanian mating rituals while playing manele MP3 music are dark and mysterious.The Ro children that were not so lucky to be admitted in an orphanage are brutal and have a 95% chance to become manele singers and performind dark rituals.If by some mistake the Ro children escape the dreaded Manele Virus they are doomed to live "dupa blocuri" or "in the hood" where they live a life of joy and liberation under the influence of weak narcotiscs like [aurolac]
Romania has no economy.Romania's primary imports are beer and tuica. Romania primary export is drama.Romania is also the world's leading exporter of vampires, gymnastics .
Ro secondary export consists of a very peculiar vehicle (miraculously produces, since the country has no economy) called the Dacia. The Dacia is a very special form of transportation and might even become, in the future, an alternative to ecological engines powered by electricity or fuel cells, since it seems to be entirely propelled by curses.Curses are also required for maintance, because changing oil or a faulty spare part has no effect on the functioning.On the contrary, saying to it "rabla dracu" or in extreme cases "tutzi mortzii matii de fieratanie"! would always work.
Tourism
Tourism in Ro in a relative new national sport.Romanians tend to gather in herds in certain times of the year like 1'st May, the International Labourer Day.After setting up his location and playing the music at the 20.000W car stereo, the Rumanian start to prepare the national dish, the mici (smallies).The mici don't confuse with "muci" the product of the national sport, nosepicking.Mici are best served with mustard and a pint or two of beer (5-6-who can count them after 10?) Smallies are a mixture of all types od meat and spices (such as garlic-to fend off vamipres, onion-to fend off the family and salmonella).
A very imporatant tourist attraction of Ro is The Ol-Bitches'Stone also known as "Babele".Near it is the not so spectacular StonedDude or Sfinxul (in Ro).If will ever have the privilage to visit Romania, don't miss it!
This tern is used frequently in expresions like "you're a pawer" (you respect the bear a lot), "sad paw"( a man is sad because the spirit of the bear left him) or "you give to paw at Andreea Marin(Andreea Marin helped you rediscover the bear inside you).
Flora is represented by large rubber trees which Romanian people use to make ciunga, a traditonal dish.One can also find a lot of mint(menta) plantations, as mint is used in almost all activities with which Rumanians amuse themselves, especially mintrubbing(a freca menta).You will also find there information about two other major Rumanian pastimes:burning gas and cutting leaves for Dogs-see Government section). ......The language..how do they talk to each other? Simple! The communist language(also named "the wooden tongue", since they live in the woods).It's very simple to learn.You just need to know Romanian, and add at the end of each word "-oiodo". Ex. : the national anthem in communist language:Alooiodo.Suntoido euoioda, unoido haiducoiodo.(Hello! It's me, the local Robin Hood alias Bombonel).
People
Romanians are still a mystery to scientists, but the following facts are known:
-For several years in the late 1960s, they servered the Dark Lord Sauron(now known as Lord of the Dance;not to be confused with Saurug or Saruman).
-There in nothing in the world more powerful than a Romanian person drunk on tuica or palinca, two magical Romanian potions.
-They pray every night to Ceausesc, the Romanian god.
-Woman in Romania love dick.
-Zdob si Zdub is good.But Grandma too much loves drums and p***.Yach!
Romanian mating rituals while playing manele MP3 music are dark and mysterious.The Ro children that were not so lucky to be admitted in an orphanage are brutal and have a 95% chance to become manele singers and performind dark rituals.If by some mistake the Ro children escape the dreaded Manele Virus they are doomed to live "dupa blocuri" or "in the hood" where they live a life of joy and liberation under the influence of weak narcotiscs like [aurolac]
Romania has no economy.Romania's primary imports are beer and tuica. Romania primary export is drama.Romania is also the world's leading exporter of vampires, gymnastics .
Ro secondary export consists of a very peculiar vehicle (miraculously produces, since the country has no economy) called the Dacia. The Dacia is a very special form of transportation and might even become, in the future, an alternative to ecological engines powered by electricity or fuel cells, since it seems to be entirely propelled by curses.Curses are also required for maintance, because changing oil or a faulty spare part has no effect on the functioning.On the contrary, saying to it "rabla dracu" or in extreme cases "tutzi mortzii matii de fieratanie"! would always work.
Tourism
Tourism in Ro in a relative new national sport.Romanians tend to gather in herds in certain times of the year like 1'st May, the International Labourer Day.After setting up his location and playing the music at the 20.000W car stereo, the Rumanian start to prepare the national dish, the mici (smallies).The mici don't confuse with "muci" the product of the national sport, nosepicking.Mici are best served with mustard and a pint or two of beer (5-6-who can count them after 10?) Smallies are a mixture of all types od meat and spices (such as garlic-to fend off vamipres, onion-to fend off the family and salmonella).
A very imporatant tourist attraction of Ro is The Ol-Bitches'Stone also known as "Babele".Near it is the not so spectacular StonedDude or Sfinxul (in Ro).If will ever have the privilage to visit Romania, don't miss it!
RE: Romania part 2
hehehe.. v. good.. and getting better.. i can tell u r native and it is fresh 2 see such slick humour in the forums i wonder if i know who u r ;)
RE: Romania part 2
I cant remember the name of the site i read this crap :D ....many funny things
just wanted to let you all know...
just wanted to let all of my friends here know that i am going into the hospital soon to have surgery to try and remove the cancer in my brain and i don't know when or even if i'll be back because this is a very risky operation.so to all of my friends here..........DM and shy my 2 little bitches........cara my love......anne my baby.....ven my sexy bitch...tinyyyyyyyyy.....galaaaaaa.......gorttttttttt.......gingerrrrrrrr.....loverrrrrrrrrr.....wellaaaaaaa.....EGGGGG....PRRRRR......cash you hot sexy thing...........Detkaaaaa....and anyone that i may have forgot,i'm sorry,i'll miss you all while i'm away and hopefully i WILL be back.if something should happen,don't forget me too soon.take care everybody.
RE: just wanted to let you all know...
Stay positive and optimistic - Stay strong!
The operation will be a success and you'll be back soon to greet again all your sexy things and babies and loves and bitches, you'll see! :D
Good luck, Paco! You don't suck at all - you rule! :D
The operation will be a success and you'll be back soon to greet again all your sexy things and babies and loves and bitches, you'll see! :D
Good luck, Paco! You don't suck at all - you rule! :D
RE: just wanted to let you all know...
my goodness paco! surely u are not joking about such a thing. wow. well i do wish you the best of course. have a great recovery time. i do hope you have someone by your side to hold your hand before during(not literally here of course) and after... i am sure u have made some good friends here and near you to keep you in their thoughts and spirits as you heal... always remain positive, enrgy is so true, let that energy flow through and *be* you... xoxo cs
RE: just wanted to let you all know...
May god bless you paco.... your bitches, friends, loves need you.
Be strong, stay positive, and best wishes.....
Be strong, stay positive, and best wishes.....
RE: just wanted to let you all know...
I m going to miss U too... who is going to call me Loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr now .... lol ;)
Best wishes For You !!! We are going all to wait for your return :)
Kristel
Best wishes For You !!! We are going all to wait for your return :)
Kristel
RE: just wanted to let you all know...
sweetheart i am sure i`ll see you soon :-) .. hope all`ll be ok .... love you as my good friend .. kissed dear and hugs... and i am with you in your heart ..........take care pls
In need of money but not willing to work for them
I ve met a girl an year ago or so and visited her once in a while, we ve become somewhat "friends" not lovers or anything like that but we had nice chats as she gave me her yahoo id .... i have sent her some money as she sugested is in very big trouble was not a big deal for me , the thing is i noticed she makes time to talk to me when is in need of money, oh yeah ok some will say give her dude or if u dont want to help shut up ...but i m trying to understand how hard can be this work? i mean sitting in front of pc ? she s not into adult just teasing , striping .....she s online 2-3 days a week for a few hours .
She has no other job , i asked her why she s not online more often so she could make much more , she answered because of school , she needs to study and she cant do it online ... ok ... but after few weeks she had her exams she tells me she needs also to study for the exams she didnt pass lasyt winter i was like . wtf u re studying everyday and u didnt pass your exams? she passed 2 but missed 6 ... i m thinking that she s just too lazy to try work things for her but she prefers to ask from people money to cover her expenses
I tried to forget about her but she s tempting me with her mesages "i have a new skirt and some red underwear "
Im not saying this is an easy job but is it that hard some would prefer just asking money? Since day one she tells me how much she hates her life and how without money she s since forever and honestly i wouldnt have sent her any money if she didnt create me this miserable story of her life so i find it tricky
She has no other job , i asked her why she s not online more often so she could make much more , she answered because of school , she needs to study and she cant do it online ... ok ... but after few weeks she had her exams she tells me she needs also to study for the exams she didnt pass lasyt winter i was like . wtf u re studying everyday and u didnt pass your exams? she passed 2 but missed 6 ... i m thinking that she s just too lazy to try work things for her but she prefers to ask from people money to cover her expenses
I tried to forget about her but she s tempting me with her mesages "i have a new skirt and some red underwear "
Im not saying this is an easy job but is it that hard some would prefer just asking money? Since day one she tells me how much she hates her life and how without money she s since forever and honestly i wouldnt have sent her any money if she didnt create me this miserable story of her life so i find it tricky
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
All I can say you will find a few girls on here like that. They will give you some sob story, about how bad there life is. Then they will say anything to get the money out of you. They play on your weakness's.
You don't say whether you have met her for real or just on here. There are some very genuine girls on here. But its like real life. Just sorting out the bad from the good. Maybe confront her about it and see her reaction. Or just walk away.
You don't say whether you have met her for real or just on here. There are some very genuine girls on here. But its like real life. Just sorting out the bad from the good. Maybe confront her about it and see her reaction. Or just walk away.
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
Sounds like at best you are right and she is too lazy. At worst she is just a scammer. Post her name or at least some clues and see if she has been doing the same to many others.
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
sounds like a load of crap and youre the sucker eating it all up... i have my own problems too... but i have never asked for money... i have been offered, but it took alot for me to give into even the offer... and yes, i honestly did need it too... im sure there are tons of girls on here that would at least be honest with you... you should at least be generous to one of those girls (like me ;P) instead. i'm sure theyd be even more greatful and also be willing to work for it by spending lots of time with you in video chat instead, if that would make you her or both feel beter about it... sounds like you know the answer to your own question, and you want some "back up" in your concience...
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
hmm, let me get this straight ... this is her only job, she spends a few hours at it a week, the rest of the time she is either at Uni in class (presumably) or at home studying ... and she passed 2 and missed 6 ... hmmm, most Uni chicks I know spend most of the day at school in class, work most afternoons or evenings (waitressing or whatever) and study whenever they get a chance, sometimes well into the night, and they almost invariably pass their exams with out too much trouble ... sounds like this host of yours might actually be a bit thick and (as you suggest) is terribly lazy and wants someone to pay her way ...
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
umm...
ill try to not say anything rude. if you have the money to spare and want to give it to her instead of helping others , like giving money to sunomi victims or katrina or another cause but instead giving it to a girl here , thats fine by me.
what i did like about your post was that your sending her money and that she is tempting you with messeges ''see my new panties'' :D
very temping and might get her moe money, point being.. she needs your money for school? or sexy panties?
but , what was your question dude?
if it was '' should you keep giving her money?'' my answer is .. ''sure''
ill try to not say anything rude. if you have the money to spare and want to give it to her instead of helping others , like giving money to sunomi victims or katrina or another cause but instead giving it to a girl here , thats fine by me.
what i did like about your post was that your sending her money and that she is tempting you with messeges ''see my new panties'' :D
very temping and might get her moe money, point being.. she needs your money for school? or sexy panties?
but , what was your question dude?
if it was '' should you keep giving her money?'' my answer is .. ''sure''
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
Is this girl from Romania? Sounds like a girl that did the same thing to me.
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
She didnt ask me money but she told me every day how miserable she is and how many troubles she has and would need money i sent her away money, meantime spending on cc in her vids too once in a while .
I dont know what i wanted to ask ... maybe just trying to understand if she s so miserable with so many troubles why complain about it instead of doing something
I dont know what i wanted to ask ... maybe just trying to understand if she s so miserable with so many troubles why complain about it instead of doing something
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
why dont you ask her instead of us? she would be the one to answer for you. not us and our outside observations via hearsay... xoxo cs
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
maybe its because , unlike these rich ppl, she sees this as her only choice to get/earn money. not every lady in bad situations such as her do this work.
if for not openly asking you for money, there is no need to do it . is it a gift that all women have that they can say words to man , and he will do everything he can to make her happy? or is it just a human flaw?
i for one , have given up on most feels. they get in the way.
if it makes you feel good, then help her as much as you can.
keep in mind..and NEVER forget, 99% chance , you are nothing to her and it is just her '' show & performance''
some hosts strip, some just sit and smile and act interested, and some share problems and lifes little drama. what ever it takes to get us in vid.
its all fair in love and war
and porn sites
:P
gtg time 2 c sum boobs:D
if for not openly asking you for money, there is no need to do it . is it a gift that all women have that they can say words to man , and he will do everything he can to make her happy? or is it just a human flaw?
i for one , have given up on most feels. they get in the way.
if it makes you feel good, then help her as much as you can.
keep in mind..and NEVER forget, 99% chance , you are nothing to her and it is just her '' show & performance''
some hosts strip, some just sit and smile and act interested, and some share problems and lifes little drama. what ever it takes to get us in vid.
its all fair in love and war
and porn sites
:P
gtg time 2 c sum boobs:D
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
But if she worked more she d make the money without pretending she s in need and her life would be better isnt it? IOfcourse as friends we tell our sorrows and happiness but all the time she has problems which includes money ... she never said i feel sad because i missed exams or because i m lonely .... she s only saying i m miserable and sad because i cant pay rent , bills things she could fix it by working . Why not ask her? I did, she got mad and acted crazy saying she knew cant trust a man and its my fault i sent money because i offered
Yes, she s romanian
Now im thinking this is not help, sending her money ....she could work , in this world are many people in need who would want to have her chance of being able to use her arms , legs, brain
Yes, she s romanian
Now im thinking this is not help, sending her money ....she could work , in this world are many people in need who would want to have her chance of being able to use her arms , legs, brain
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
I am starting to wonder if i know her. Can you give us a clue to her host name. eg third and sixth letters.
RE: In need of money but not willing to work for them
U can make 2 $ in 3 days but u can also make 5000 in 2 days ... so the time spent online it does count ...
what music
What music would you like played at your funeral ???
Me .. im having --- Going Underground by The Jam ........
:-)
Me .. im having --- Going Underground by The Jam ........
:-)
RE: what music
cant rightly tell you what music i'd want, but
I know what me and my younger played on the
way to a funeral once.
Queen
Pink Floyd
Talking Heads
and a few others
I know what me and my younger played on the
way to a funeral once.
Queen
Pink Floyd
Talking Heads
and a few others
RE: what music
"Be nice to other people"
Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.
Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
Remember, there are real people on the other end of the camera you are talking to, and they have feelings just like you do.
Please also take into account that people from all countries, religions, races and sexual preferences have as much right to use this website as you do.
Please respect this at all times. Do not offend people or place offensive statements in the chat. The internet is a peaceful place, let's keep it that way.
If you fail to comply with these simple rules, then we will simply ban you from the CamContacts Network.
RE: Boys, what u want????
good face, good body , nice chat, intelligent and fun to play with. In that order I think. Tits pussy and ass up front put me off....
RE: Boys, what u want????
BOOOBS
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and what did you expect :P
oh yea, also inteligience :D
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and what did you expect :P
oh yea, also inteligience :D
RE: Boys, what u want????
sex? sure thats a good thing :D
wife? i have one already
other?
a maid, someone to run errands and basic company meening someone to talk with play games and crap like that.
why do you ask ?:D
wife? i have one already
other?
a maid, someone to run errands and basic company meening someone to talk with play games and crap like that.
why do you ask ?:D
RE: Boys, what u want????
umm yes all u said ,
about 4 ft 6 tall , flat top head -
so i can rest my beer when we are out ,
, boobs , to look at , very sexy ,
and turns into a Pizza at 2 am ,,
,,mmmmmmmmm perfect :p
about 4 ft 6 tall , flat top head -
so i can rest my beer when we are out ,
, boobs , to look at , very sexy ,
and turns into a Pizza at 2 am ,,
,,mmmmmmmmm perfect :p
RE: Boys, what u want????
I want the voices to stop screaming.....fly to Russia...free yourself...kill them all.....
RE: Boys, what u want????
The allure of beauty fades, the spark of intelligence fades, the personality remains and shines through.
My Goldfish Died:-))
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"
"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"
"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"
RE: Romania
Uncyclopedia, very interesting place, and the description of Romania is the best. I think it's here that I saw about Bul =))
RE: Romania
Hey be careful i might have to sue you for name infrigment. that is awful close to my name>>lol. have a great day dude... #1 fan
Filling Your Requests
For all of you ladies who requested it, I've finally given in. Since I'm no longer doing nude shows I bought some hot latex clothes and a new terry-cloth jumpsuit that are going to make for some steamy free fun so come on...i've got some funny stories and a new racoon hat too!! See ya at my show..catch me now
RE: Filling Your Requests
I am starting to feel a little scared ... or turned on, I'm not sure which ...
RE: Filling Your Requests
I actually think that he is a woman pretending to be a male sex machine. I was having a chat with him and he jumped up to expose himself but I noticed he had no penis. I think he's just another hot Romanian girl pretending to be a slightly overweight American perv.
But I'd still go back!!!
But I'd still go back!!!
RE: fetish
good times ... come on ...
true though, she certainly has legs that go all the way up ...
true though, she certainly has legs that go all the way up ...
Women are like apples on trees!
I know I am going to regret this!
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones,
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples,
even those who have already been picked
Now, Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones,
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples,
even those who have already been picked
Now, Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
sorry
sorry to all those i have hurt here all those i have offended all those i made to hate me was never my intention but it happened and i am sorry people got hurt or are hurting because of my words and actions this i dont ask forgiveness for as i cant forgive myself for this i know most of who i hurt upset or P***ed off to those i do not know again sorry to you also
RE: sorry
i am an atheist so dont care if he does exist then u are in need of forgiveness not me
RE: sorry
it was an apology was not asking for fogiveness u cant ask for that if u cant forgive yourself
RE: sorry
First of all, get over yourself.
Second, keep your problems and issues to yourself.
Third, did you not say goodbye a few weeks ago?
Second, keep your problems and issues to yourself.
Third, did you not say goodbye a few weeks ago?
RE: sorry
omg! he is apologizing again???? this has to be some kinda record for apologies in general forum! lol
RE: about enemies
I have enemies everywhere, and alien implants most places. I seen a lot of probing going on here too -- beware, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
RE: about enemies
checks his list,
yesssss you are allllll on it
time to get the tinker-toybots of Death
they will be vewy vewy busy
yesssss you are allllll on it
time to get the tinker-toybots of Death
they will be vewy vewy busy
RE: about enemies
um, if your're not using some of those
tinker toybots, might I borrow a few?
tinker toybots, might I borrow a few?
jokes
ok, to prevent further "racist" jokes, please
use martian or venusian or some other
planet for your jokes. since we all know that
there is no intelligent life outside this planet...
*wink wink*
use martian or venusian or some other
planet for your jokes. since we all know that
there is no intelligent life outside this planet...
*wink wink*
RE: jokes
You earthlings are so ethnocentric. You think you are the center of the universe. We are tired of your lame martian jokes. Have you ever been to mars or have Martians as friends. I think not.
RE: jokes
enough of your puny jokes!
you tire me!
I never liked earthlings much!
too much fat, and you cant disguise thier
flavor, no matter how much BBQ sauce
you drown them in.
you tire me!
I never liked earthlings much!
too much fat, and you cant disguise thier
flavor, no matter how much BBQ sauce
you drown them in.
The Magic Mirror:-))
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
RE: A Silly Joke
It's a good joke but needs to be stressed the tourist is Australian to get the right accent
RE: A Silly Joke
You are more than welcome to repeat it 0001Janetta. It's only fair that other people should have to suffer it too :P
RE: A Silly Joke
noooooooooooo lol not that joke again :)
A girl (was it you ??????) told that joke in comm chat the other day.
A girl (was it you ??????) told that joke in comm chat the other day.
RE: A Silly Joke
i think it's racist against people who own cars... somebody should arrest her:(
RE: A Silly Joke
To die I go to work , Tomorrow I have the die off.. geez Do we Aussies really sound like that? .. holly crap.. :-D
RE: A Silly Joke
It's not rascist, DM.. It's Strine= Australian English.. :-D
G'day , I've saved you a spot on the beach, So where the bloody hell are you?.. lol
G'day , I've saved you a spot on the beach, So where the bloody hell are you?.. lol
RE: lies
Yes... all people lie. We are human and that is a part of our nature, unfortunately. I have yet to meet ANYONE who hasn't lied. Even do-gooders lie, but they usually feel bad afterwards.
RE: lies
All people lie, yes, specially men when they have a lover or they are hiding something from her partner, sometimes is better to say the truth because when the lies are discovered, it's an earthquake in the woman's heart, and in the relationship for ever, when you don't trust in your partner is the hell.
Sometimes a woman forgives, but she never will forget... remember it for ever
Sometimes a woman forgives, but she never will forget... remember it for ever
RE: lies
By it's very nature I think lying goes with a site like this.
I never lie though. I just tell all hosts and members I dislike them :P
I never lie though. I just tell all hosts and members I dislike them :P
RE: lies
fruit never lie, although you can't trust vegetables ... believe me when I say that ...
RE: lies (the way to tell a good lie from bad)
Good lie is told to save the feelings in someone else
example soldier dying on battle ground LIe = you will be ok everything will be better just hold on
Bad lie is told in the interest of yourself bad lie=
50 mmmmmm nice age
my mother is sick lol had to say it sorry guys
yes i am single
all of these told to get your interest up and get you video
example soldier dying on battle ground LIe = you will be ok everything will be better just hold on
Bad lie is told in the interest of yourself bad lie=
50 mmmmmm nice age
my mother is sick lol had to say it sorry guys
yes i am single
all of these told to get your interest up and get you video
RE: lies (the way to tell a good lie from bad)
does this make my ass look too large?
how do you like my new hairdo?
do you like the new dress?
how do you like my new hairdo?
do you like the new dress?
question to men
My friend worked here as chathost. Then she met with man who was in her video(when she went to England)
When she back from tarvel she said that she cant be at CC again. But didnt explained it. may be u know why?
When she back from tarvel she said that she cant be at CC again. But didnt explained it. may be u know why?
RE: question to men
Perhaps he's a jealous, possessive man who's pinned this friend of yours "romantically" under his thumb - Maybe he's supporting her financially so that she need not go back to hosting and he need not be worried that some other guy here will sweep her away from him.
Or maybe her experience in England with this viewer was enough to make her fed-up with hosting completely - Maybe he freaked her out so much that she can't get passed the unpleasant idea of others like him lurking here.
If you're a true friend and you sensed something odd or unsettling and pressed her for an explanation but she was still hesitant in giving you one, I don't know what to say except hope for her the best and assure her that you'll be there for her if she needs you.
Or maybe her experience in England with this viewer was enough to make her fed-up with hosting completely - Maybe he freaked her out so much that she can't get passed the unpleasant idea of others like him lurking here.
If you're a true friend and you sensed something odd or unsettling and pressed her for an explanation but she was still hesitant in giving you one, I don't know what to say except hope for her the best and assure her that you'll be there for her if she needs you.
RE: question to men
wow Sasha! Does this mean that she should move to Sparta?...lol....Nothing wrong in a little pampering now and then one would think?
RE: question to men
I would feel the same if I found a woman (here at CC or in real life). There would be no point in going to ANY of the sites I go to if I had someone in my life.
RE: question to men
I met with members many times..they gave me some money fpr sex..gifts..but Im still here !
RE: question to men
You're right, but why are the men looking for pornography and partners in this kind of websites? why if they're married or have lovers?
I'ts the same, if a woman meets a man and they fall in love or a relationship, why does she need to be in this kind of job? When a persons loves to another person the respect must exist between each other.
I'ts the same, if a woman meets a man and they fall in love or a relationship, why does she need to be in this kind of job? When a persons loves to another person the respect must exist between each other.
RE: question to men
maybe he promise to bring her to him forever
but if she will not talk to you, her friend about the trip or the reasons for quiting CC, then she is not a real / true friend of yours.
friendship here is as true as the love here.
just hope for her happiness and safety, and move on.
but if she will not talk to you, her friend about the trip or the reasons for quiting CC, then she is not a real / true friend of yours.
friendship here is as true as the love here.
just hope for her happiness and safety, and move on.
RE: question to men
I met lovely men from Usa and europe. Im in not big city in Russia..Rostov.
RE: question to men
I also met a man long time ago, he sponsrize me enough to not work here anymore and i still do it till we get married cause is a good job.Why not do it as long as i can make extra money and i have nothing else to do?We love each other and this job doesnt interfere in our realtion, its only a job...x
RE: question to men
I would think it is difficult for any man to come to grips with her girlfriend working here. Not that he fears he will lose her to any of the CC losers but it is frankly demeaning, soul sapping and I would think it hardens a woman and skews her sexuality a bit. I have long argued that I don't buy the argument that this is the only work available to these hosts. So maybe he is saying...look...go home and get a real job. Do you guys really think it is an unreasonable request?
RE: question to men
I know a man who was living in England and he met a woman from west Europe, she got a lot of money from him, because he wanted she didn't work in pornography, but she was doing it no matter he loved her and he was interested in her, with time, he lost a lot of money and she lost him, because she was looking for different men in the cams and getting a lot of money from them,he realised it was a big mistake to be with this woman, afterwards she was writing to him for he backs with her, but he didn't. can you guess where was she from? Why men are so fool ?
Party, Now
C'mon you wonderful, smart, charming, sensual bitches...I am ready to award you for your sweetness..party, party, party chuck-style NOW!!
See you in my video hot pants!!
See you in my video hot pants!!
To: Analmous
Hey, Yeah, I've got lots of gamburgers,( and other neat stuff)
in my hot free shows. Wow..I think I smell some gamburgers now, better hurry before they get cold, ladies!
in my hot free shows. Wow..I think I smell some gamburgers now, better hurry before they get cold, ladies!
RE: celebrate
MOTHERS DAY IS THE SECOND SUNDAY IN MAY IN THE USA.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ANYHOW TO ALL THAT CELEBRATE
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ANYHOW TO ALL THAT CELEBRATE
RE: celebrate
in fairness to imshy, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he's refering to 'Mothers Day' in the UK? "MUM" is frequently used over there when refering to one's Mother or Grandmother.
RE: celebrate
Your right MrHyde...but...it also goes out to every mother everywhere...u only get one mum so u should care about here all the time..not just on the one day a year(even if she did drop me on my head many times as a baby...still didnt knock any sense into me tho) :p
RE: celebrate
Np imshy, point well taken! You are not alone, I got dropped on my head also, but you guys are much better with the jokes! I'm sure Dark Mystery will be most enlightened about this..... ;):)
RE: celebrate
lol MrHyde.........for once I never forgot the date!!!!!!! Happy Mothers Day Mamica, Mamuska, MILF and my real mom........ :D
curious..
generally speaking, is alcoholism or drug abuse an issue of any significance among chat hosts?
RE: curious..
This is something which crosses my mind too often, as I see chathosts automatically do that thing where they check out their nose, rubbing away any residue powder. Thre is one in particular lets call her anonST, [I have been clean and sober for 13 yrs] or whatever. There is a moral dillema here, if I think a person is killing themselves should i not do something to help, or just pretend it is not happenning. We have all worked or met with ppl who have the problem, in all walks of life it is a problem, look the other way or stick ur neck out?
RE: curious..
interesting subject matter from 'a curious guy,' but also a very complex subject matter to say the least........I would think that this kind of thing might be kept at a more private level?
RE: curious..
I guess inevitably there are some hosts with drug or alcohol problems but I have not seen any evidence of this among the hosts I visit. What does worry me is the amount almost all of them smoke. I have only come across two non-smoking hosts.
RE: lol
Well if you pay me about $100 000 may be i'll agree to have sex with you for weekends.
RE: lol
I don't know I have never tried to work as an escort woman but I'm interested if someone offer me more