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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking.
Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain, "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream and we're gonna get killed!"

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There are so many beautiful european women here I cant decide who are the most beautiful women in the world. I am from America and I really enjoy all the Russian women here , but then there are so many beautiful Romanian women too. I love them all but i cant afford to see them all...... What should i do? ................confused

i cant stop laughing at the thought... contrary to anon's posting, and despite someones's possible fantasy (lol) cuck and i are not one being/entity/cyber alter ego.. i cant stop lmfao @ this one... chuck is awesome but i am not awesome enough to be chuck :( lol and i don't dance topless outside of traior homes for 85 bucks, maybe 85 chucks? hmmm.... lol xoxo squirts

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Ok...lets try another one.....

A woman walked into her small-town pharmacy and said she wanted to purchase some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and ! he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail, and...and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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We all know that technology will advance the CC experience but I'm not talking about evolution here; I'm talking revolution. Evolution will be High Definition video with Dolby 5.1 surround sound with a possibility of 3D too; all of this will happen with normal engineering and economic progress.

But the real revolution in CC will be in tactile interaction. I envision two general methodologies to accomplish this.

The first is the most obvious and will be an articulating arm with hand like device that will provide tactile feedback. The device would be placed in proximity to the host and the viewer/manipulator would be able to fondle the host as he pleased with the permission of the host. The force and speed of the robotic arm/hand would be tunable for force and speed with a quick "kill" switch in the host's hand. :)

There is big problem however with this approach is that it will be very expensive and bandwidth intensive and therefore might not be available for decades. If off shoring however demands "physical" manipulation then commercial interests may accelerate this scenario.

The more near term method would involve what I call the "tactile pad". If you have gone to many amusement parks you will have seen something like it. The user puts his hand into an area consisting of a matrix of pins that can be depressed. The pin displacement is replicated in the reverse in another area and provides a reverse 3D image of his hand or other object.

This is a perfect digital application in that it has and X-Y locus with a displacement of Z; added to this would be a Z prime of the pressure exerted at the other end of the pin giving tactile feedback to the user.

Just like in displays there is no need to send X-Y locus with each pixel (picture element) since the matrix of pixels is known by the adapter and is sent to the monitor in a known sequence from top to bottom left to right. Therefore we only need to send the three primary colors R-G-B numerically determined by the color and saturation.

I'll call the equivalent tactile element not a pixel but a tixel. It only requires two number one for the Z displacement and Z prime for the force push back.

Having a tactile pad (t pad) of let us say 6X6 in. of these tactile pins would not require much bandwidth and is a much easier engineering R&D to pull off.

The host would place the t pad on a body part and it would be reflected to the viewers pad in an inverse way. He would then touch the simulated body part and apply touches to it that would be felt by the host.

This technology would present certain ethical and legal challenges. Since prostitution requires intimate contact does this technology constitute "prostitution"?

How many hosts would allow the "touching" of their body by such a robotic devices?

One thing is certain the person or company that develops such a device will make billions of dollars..........................

Is Every Fooker Sleeping ??????????? Wheres the Filipinos gone ???

Hello i am a host from fetish and i stay mostly on playback categorie and i will like to know what our viwers will like to see in a fetish video.All ideeas are welcomed and who knows maybe applyed too.

is oral sex when you talk about it??

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy. "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies." "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns,
the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't
you sweep any of it?"The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him."
So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't
shovel.The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."
The foreman is really upset now, and storms off toward the pile of
sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells 'SUPPLIES!"

When do you think you guys can win a gold in the Commonwealth Games for swimming?

I take this pot shot as you seem to be creaming everything else, :))))

well this is thelast time i will ever write in this site
i have been here for 4 years yes i have made a few friends
and a few enemys i have had my heart broken twice
and i do not know if i can go through it again because one i should have beleive but i didn't so cc if you read this please remove my name from this site thank you and to everyone have a great life
bye

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, I know the whole truth -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, I know the whole truth. His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, Just don't tell your father.

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, I know the whole truth. The father promptly hands him $40 and says, Please don't say a word to your mother.

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, I know the whole truth. The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, Then come give your FATHER a big hug.

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Anyone noticed the recent forum change?

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beware! they now have humans as thier agents... hunting me down! someone hide me! you know who you are!!!!!!

does anyone have a flamethrower I can borrow? the ants found me!!!
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crap crap crap
gets a lighter and an aerosol can and hopes!

Billy Bob and Vern talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Vern, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go and all."

"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Pauline got pregnant.

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Pauline got pregnant again.

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Pauline didn't get pregnant again."

Vern asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Pauline with me."

Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

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