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Good, Great, Fantastic (Ashley4u) profiles??

After reading a thread lower down I think we should have a little survey on who has good/great/fantastic profiles.
My suggestion for a fantastic profile would be Ashley4u, obviously put some time into it, good read, always has great pics and is a fantastic lady too.........

What do you guys out there think??........

(I posted as a reply before, not a new message.....new to this!)
but it got a couple of responses so I thought I would post again correctly!!)
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RE: Good, Great, Fantastic (Ashley4u) profiles??

Promotions Manager?

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RE: Good, Great, Fantastic (Ashley4u) profiles??

no Anonymous wrong again......i dont promote myself here at all...just someone trying to be nice.....

be safe.....huggg

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RE: Good, Great, Fantastic (Ashley4u) profiles??

Anonymous, why would you automatically think that someone posting compliments about a host is simply "promoting" them?
Did you take the time to actually "read" Ashleys profile, everything Lurker has said is true, and they are perfectly entitled to post.
A lot of hosts obviosly don't take the time and efffort she has..........and yes, I am a fan, a big fan :) but that doesn't stop my opinion (nor Lurkers for that matter) from being any less valid.
It IS an interesting profile, it DOES make a good read and in comparison to the profiles I have seen, it is indeed fantastic..........
but then we are all entitled to our own opinions...........which is why Lurker posted I presume, to see what others thought.

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RE: Good, Great, Fantastic (Ashley4u) profiles??

first..i appreciate when a memeber takes the time to read a profile ....as i am sure other hosts do as well..second...not all read profiles no matter how often you say.. please read first..and not all read the whole profile...third..i am sure there are other hosts here who try to say in their profiles what they do....but people have to actually read them.....it would save so many hassles for both the host and the member....

third....you are correct Swamp Resident....everyone is entitled to thier opinion......

and last but not least ...i believe this string started out as Lurker asking for opinions on host profiles....

Thank you to all that do read the profiles and to those that altho may skip reading a few words still take the time to find out what is what before entering a video .......

Take care all and pls be safe.....

hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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RE: Good, Great, Fantastic (Ashley4u) profiles??

thank you a host......take care and be safe.....hugggggg

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thank you again Lurker.....be safe .....hugggggggg

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Grand National

Anyone having a punt?

Free 5 quid bet, when you bet 5 quid at www.bluesq.com/sunbet
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RE: Grand National

bugger...i forgot it was today....guess i wont be winning

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RE: angel or devil ?!

i like devgel or anvil!a mix of both. lol

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RE: american pop culture

1. Don't know who they are.
2. As I don't know who they are I can't say.
3. As I don't know who they are I can't say.

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RE: american pop culture

1. MaryAnne
2. YoungBerry or NaturelDoll
3. Heatwave (but without the self-centered attitude of Ginger)

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RE: american pop culture

Now thats a question to separate the men from the boy's on CC. You have to be in your late 40's or 50's to appreciate that. Though I guess reruns might lower the age a bit.

Speaking of which...how do you separate the men from the boys in the rectory? With a crowbar.

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RE: american pop culture

Hey wtf...sounds like a bitter ex-altar boy comment...

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CamContacts Censorship

Did you know that CamContacts censors the posts to this message board? They screen out the ones they don't want to have posted!
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Yes

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xoxo for you CS! :)

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no shit Sherlock !!!!!!!!

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would love to see what gem you tried to post!

congrats figuring that one out!

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you are the perseptive one.everthing everywhere is censored.bet you even know its april,lightning! LMFAO!

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I think it mainly comes down to common sense and attitude as to what posts are 'acceptable' or not. Unfounded allegations, slander, libel, personal details, phone numbers, addresses, names etc are all considered unacceptable and with good reason. Also anonymous posts that might offended or cause massive controversy are silently denied. Why? Because it is not a healthy, stimulating debate if no one is accountable for their opinions. It has oft been said that if you believe in something you should stand up and be counted. No sense in mumbling into your coffee about how to right the wrongs in the world or even this little corner of it we call CC.

Think about which criteria you failed to pass and you will have your answer as to why your post was lost.

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Let the viewers & hosts decide if its acceptable or not

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It would be better if they left a message saying where each thread or individual post was deleted.

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accountability? are you serious?
what makes a person who chooses to post under a pseudonym here anymore accountable for his words than someone who simply chooses not to fill out the 'from' field at all?
if you want healthy, stimulating debate, i think it would be easier to engage an idea rather than a person anyway. unless of course your idea of debate is attacking the person for what he said instead of the content of what he said itself.

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In my experiance, none of that is neccessarily true. Seems like thats what you hope it is.

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Yep!I knew about this!!

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Yeah well, if only it worked for me..

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I have posted on and off on this forum for many years, I too have seen the level of censorship rise dramatically within the last month or so, to the point that it no longer feels like it is the people's forum. This is really too bad. Recently I have witnessed very unoffensive posts disappear and have noticed many of mine don't appear at all.

Regretably I think much of the recent censorship has been based on the "moral judgement" of one or perhaps two individuals and thankfully not all of the moderators. Deletions and ommitions seem to be based as much on personal opinion than any set standards or parameters.
There are still certain times during the day when the forum is enjoyable to read and contribute to, however there are other times that it appears to be monitored by an elderly pack of Mormans.
If this sudden limiting of free speech can be narrowed down to one moderator I hope this person can see the light and open their mind a bit more and the forum returns to what it once was.

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When a posting here disappear, I think it's mostly likely the doing of a member or host who's read it, found it offensive, and then complained about it to CC. If the amount of messages being dropped before ever seeing the light of day has increased at all lately, I'd imagine it's only because one too many people who take this forum too seriously have been pissing and moaning about one too many messages they've read here that they haven't liked.
I wouldn't blame the moderators at all, I'd blame the people here who take offense too easily. The fucking pansies.

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RE: CamContacts Censorship

Yes, you may be somewhat correct. Lets burn the F*cking pansies alive till the smell of their charred flesh fills neighborhoods across the globe. Than we can start having fun again.

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Th*t's fucked up.
Seriously though, the flame baiters really are doing everyone a service here. The anonymous cowards, the racist jokers, the nation bashers, the all around rude feckers.... They're all humanitarians in my mind. Ask yourself, what would all the upright decent people who inhabit these forums do with themselves if they weren't able to find here someone to feel superior to and publicly admonish and try to shame?
They'd go ape shit and hunt down colonies of real live little blue people to stomp, that's what. And what kind of sick bastard really wants that to happen? The kind who like to give the poor CC censors fits and headaches with all their belly aching, that's who.
It's not right.

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LOL! CS is awesome! :)

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Between 20-40 percent of my posts never appear. I know...thank God. Some of them I think back and say....ok...I can understand I guess. But some....some of my masterworks....never saw the light of day....such a shame. But I hang in there. And you all are better because of it.

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RE: have fun...LOL

Ouch! He must have bought the delux model, my machine stops after 10 liters.

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RE: have fun...LOL

LOL, yr reply is better than the joke!

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RE: Real vs Virtual? nooo)

Here is the dictionary definition....

virtual reality
4 entries found for virtual.
To select an entry, click on it.
virtualvirtual imagevirtual memoryvirtual reality

Main Entry: virtual reality
Function: noun
: an artificial environment which is experienced through sensory stimuli (as sights and sounds) provided by a computer and in which one's actions partially determine what happens in the environment

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RE: Real vs Virtual? nooo)

So omit "artificial" and "provided by a computer" from the definition you provided and you have a definition for reality.

But let's be honest here, "reality", virtual or otherwise, is a farce. "Reality" ,as we call it, has very little, if in fact nothing, to do with how the world actually is. Reality is nothing more than an individuals PERCEPTION of their environment after the stimuli have passed through their internal filters and been processed. Their internal filters consist of things such as their past experiences, morals, beliefs, fears, etc. That is why it is true that 2 people very rarely experience the same situation in exactly the same way. So the most accurate description of "reality" would be that there is not one world, but one world for each of us.

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RE: Real vs Virtual? nooo)

right on.
and taking that idea further, one might even begin to understand that a change of that kind of personal reality is possible with a purposeful change or reinterpretation of those personal filters that we use to define it.
whenever you sense a disconnect between how you see the world and how someone else may see it, it can be interesting to dig deeper and to try to understand that other vantage point as well as you can. if you're able to suspend your own filters and borrow enough of others' it can be enlightening. if those borrowed filters allow for a reality better than the one you had first thought definite and immutable, it can be liberating to find that you can effectively alter and hone your perceptions for the making of a much better and much more enriching kind of reality.

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The money is real and the sexual stimulation is real. Everything else supports and is peripheral to those two. Remove either and the fascade crumples.

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Ferrari F1 Team News

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday, ahead of this weekend's Grand Prix. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of The British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Scousers.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's Existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice, not only was the Scouse pit crew able to change the Tyres in under six seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for eight Cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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Good one.. Maybe that will help them drive better.. The Stella that is... I could bring a spanner with me also to help change the wheels... hahahah

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RE:DeepViolet

No Violet i`m not back :(
Just browsing the forums to see whats happening... But as i see its just the same old thing... :P
BTW DV how r ya keeping :)

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RE: Ferrari F1 Team News

I found that story to be hilarious.
Remember, kids: REAL racecars DO NOT have doors and fenders!

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Showtime:-))

After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked over at his wife and said, "How come you never make love to me like that?"

"Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much they pay those people to do that?"
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RE: Showtime:-))

Yawn, get a job and a life dude

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like u d00d?

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Thx dude...i have both...do you?:DD

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RE: Showtime:-))

go bite yourself.this forum is supposed to be for all!no need for pea-brained simpleton like you to tell others what to do.read it & move on if you dont like it.MORON! geoff

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RE: Showtime:-))

hell your a rude fecker & not at all funny.grow up & leave him alone.you cant keep this anger in your life or you will end up even more alone than you are now!

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RE: Showtime:-))

Thx Andrada, kiss you back:-))

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i liked it too .....

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and did he pay ??
or was he in the bathroom '' brushing his teeth'' for 20 minutes??

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lol:)

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RE: Showtime:-))

Hahahah Jonz, do u brush urs so long?

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20 minutes brushing teeth? Nah, but I'll tell ya, I was in the shower today giving the ol' wedding tackle a proper cleaning, when I noticed a speck of dirt. As they say cleanliness is next to Godliness, so I, wanting to be found fit in the eyes of the Almighty, took to giving it a good thorough scrub. Well..... I must have been scrubbing away vigorously for nearly 30 minutes before I realized it was a freckle. ;)

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RE: Showtime:-))

Everything in life has a price...everything....good or bad....we sacrifice something.

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same girl

Yes anonymous exotik is always me but i dont understand why u r upset to find this out.U think will b nice to writte both of my names whenever i make a post??
And what if i havemore then 2??What do i do then??
At least i have the courage to say my name nomatter what stupid thing i write here.Kisses 4 all of u.
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lol thx but i dont have any problem with the police.I was just verry disturbed 4 the way that Anonymous girl that does not have the power to tell us her name answered to a post that i answered to u so i just made my point i hope she will get it too.Thx By the way u r a sweet girl

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RE: same girl

why do you waste your remarkable courage and power posting on an interenet forum?
i think it's selfish of you to not go outside and hunt down criminals and monsters. you owe it to humanity.

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RE: same girl

do you know kung fu too?
you're pretty and all, but if you know kung fu then i'll marry you. i could use a super heroine to walk me home at night from the club to protect me from the goblins.

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RE: same girl

sheet!she would need to be a garbage person to marry you.taking the crap of the streets.dont think she needs to go that low

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RE: same girl

wow, it's almost as if you know me or somethin'
do you have like psychic abilities?

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RE: same girl

Great reply, and who cares how many names you have i use a differant one evrytime i post. i like to keep my annominity but at least i post some name here. i think you are pretty sweet yourself. dont even worry about people like that it is worth your time and effort
stay as sweet as you are............ richard nixon

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RE: same girl

that was suppose to read it isnt wort your time and effort

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hell your a rude fecker & not at all funny.grow up & leave her alone.you cant keep this anger in your life or you will end up even more alone than you are now!

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RE: same girl

are you being ironic?

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RE: Current music

Eros Ramazzotti and Anastacia "I belong to you", Sade "King of Sorrow", James Blunt "You are beautiful", Sting, "Night" and "Day Watch" soundtrack, Scirpions, George Michael......u?

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RE: Current music

Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down
I love it!

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RE: Current music

Faces - LONG PLAYER - had Me a Real Good TIme

Hey, it's not current, but so much better than what is out now ;-)

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RE: Current music

Morcheeeeeeba cool :-)

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RE: Current music

the voice in my head are singing some old
jingle from the 50's.
plop plop fizz fizz
oh what a relief it is.
alka seltzer
get out of my head!!!

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RE: Current music

big black : songs about fucking
the entire album, over and over and over again for the past 4 days now

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RE: Current music

James Blunt
Delays
Daniel Powter
Jesse McCartney
Texas

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RE: Current music

i am listening to music about currents

and tides

and waves

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RE: Current music

you just made my gristel throb

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RE: Current music

Edith Piaf - Tu es Partout
Wall of Voodoo - Ring of Fire
Plastic Bertrand - Cest Plane Poir Moi

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RE: Current music

TheOracle - life gets better

Kovak - Ramona

Charlatans - Blackened blue eyes

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RE: Current music

Pink`s new cd :)
Lita Ford
Cutting Crew
Ana Johnsson
A-Ha
Avril Lavigne
Anastacia
Bachelor Girl
Bangles
Billy Ocean
Bon Jovi
Bryan Adams
Chicago
Cheap Trick
Craig David
Danile Powter
Dare
Dashboard Confessional
David Gray
Def Leppard
Delta Goodrem
Dido
ELO
Embrace
Eurythmics
Evanescence
Faith Hill
Foreigner
Gabrielle
Godsmack
Heart
Firehouse
Gorillaz
Greenday
Haley James Scott
Heart
Honeyz
Hoobastank
Iio
James Blunt
Joan Jett
Keane
Kelly Clarkson
Kenny Loggins
Kylie Minogue
Leann Rimes
Lee Ryan
Linkin Park
Lou Gramm
Loverboy
Lucie Silvas
Madonna
Marc Anthony
Maroon 5
Maria McKee
Meatloaf
Martina McBride
Mike Oldfield
Michelle Branch
Mike Reno
Moving Pictures
Muse
Natalie Imbruglia
Nelly Furtado
Nickelback
Papa Roach
Phil Collins
Reo Speedwagon
Ricky Martin
Richard Marx
Richie Sambora
Rob Thomas
Robert Palmer
Rooster
Roxette
Sammy Hagar
Santana
Seether
Shania Twain
Sita
Speedway
Stereophonics
Sugababes
The Cars
Survivor
The Corrs
The Darkness
Tina Turner
Vixen
Velvet Revolver
ZZ Top

Well thats my list that i`m listening to on my ipod at the minute.. 368 songs in total :)

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Im really stuck on The Corrs lately. God that Andrea is sexy.

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<<Im really stuck on The Corrs lately. God that Andrea is sexy.>>

LIke when she's fingering and blowing her tin whistle? :P

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RE: Current music

uh yeah, thanks. i think i just came a little from that mental image.

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RE: Current music

Dem Franchise Boyz

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RE: Current music

Opps, before looking at that list I always thought that koshed was a male. Sorry Dear.

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RE: Current music (To TRINA)

My list is long and varied Trina....... I will listen to everything and anything even Mozart........ Doesn`t matter to me who it is as long as i like the song....
And BTW i am male:P last time i looked :D hahaha
Hug to u Trina who ever u r... :)

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RE: Current music

Chuck Berry

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Shake Your Tail Feathers - Blues Brothers Sound Track
Santa Maria - Gotan Project
Tell Mama - Etta James
Mercy Mercy Me - Robert Palmer
Its My Life - Bon Jovi
Rhapsody by Rachmaninoff

I like most music...some Opera and Country and Urban/Rap makes me want to puke...but I listen to anything...I like to dance...and music keeps me energized at home and work. I am a Sirius guy.....soooooo


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I like Launchcast while I'm playing on my PC. It takes a while, but you can end up with a really good personal station.

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I like the Corrs too from Ireland. Saw them in concert. Hot ladies....whimpy music but who cares.

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RE: belly dancing

My lover is the best in the world. Does that mean I have to try others to know? No, I simply am satisfied with him. Same goes for anon, so can't you take it as it is?

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RE: belly dancing

Well you could do worse than try BellyDancer1 ;) Though she seems extremely busy these days. I suggest though you read her profile and webpage cause she ain't one ot take prisoners Hehe. But she is a bonefide genuine belly-dancer. And can teach too :) Enjoy!

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RE: belly dancing

Only if she has cymbals on her fingers.

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RE: belly dancing

...and rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes!

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RE: belly dancing

What is a band without cymbals?
Cymbals are grand!

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RE: belly dancing

go to the best BellyDancer1 she is awesome

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RE: belly dancing

If you want so see Ginger belly dance make sure you have a 22 inch monitor...awsome.

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RE: im so sad!

girl u r so funny with yr non stop question:))) guess u better change job...x

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RE: im so sad!

you post here often enough to remember, try posting something like your soo tired of getting naked and your taking a break to post a thx to us. this way readers will think your hot and worth viewing:)
this '' im not good enough'' crap makes us think your not worth our time.
just my opin (K)

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RE: im so sad!

u dont make people to come to see u if they see how desperate u are

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RE: im so sad!

DeepViolet I'll came and see you, I think you're so pretty! :)

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RE: im so sad!

Yes, it's really quite simple actually. You are an attractive girl but way too over priced. Who is going to pay 0.89 for open session in non adult and 1.75 for 1-2-1??
Check the competition and you will find plenty of equally attractive girsl doing it all for between 0.50 and 0.75.

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lol

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That's total and utter nonsense! It's a trade, a business, you set the price accordingly. It has nothing to do with self respect and loving ones self. Surely she would be better off busy stripping at 0.50 than twiddling her thumbs for 2 days earning nothing.

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for non adults

Ok girls, if you can get away with it then good for you. But she obviously can't, so what's your advice to her?

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This little girl has been given advice over and over. I have even spoken to her in comm chat. She insists that this isnt a porn site and that she is just too shy to show much. She makes her own bed so let her lie in it. She is only screwing herself and wasting everyones time here. get a job in a coffee shop babe. Good luck.

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RE: for non adults

skin to win dear,skin to win

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RE: for non adults

I was thinking about taking this girl pvt for hours, but after all her complaing, FORGET IT, sounds like she should be in the "Already married category". I agree, skin to win.

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RE: Congratulations Steaua and Romania!!

Yes you get...why not?:-))

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RE: Congratulations Steaua and Romania!!

The way Middlesborough saw off Basle I would say not

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RE: Congratulations Steaua and Romania!!

Go Boroooooooooooooooooooo........ your Bucharesti team is going to get a hammering!!! :D:D

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RE: Congratulations Steaua and Romania!!

wow what a game! 1-0 down to Basle, then to come back to win 4-1 astonishing, Congratulations to Boro, good luck in Bucuresti, may the best team win! (and then go on to win the uefa cup too!)

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RE: Congratulations Steaua and Romania!!

curling?

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RE: Congratulations Steaua and Romania!!

We r the best we will win atleast i hope so
:)))

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The Definition of:-))

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney World is so fascinating.''
The teacher says, ''No, that's not correct. I said, fascinate.''

Another little girl stands up and says, ''There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life.''

The teacher again says, ''No, the word is fascinate.''

So a little boy in the back of the room stands up and says, ''Well, my sister has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the ten buttons on her shirt.''
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RE: The Definition of:-))

lol:))

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Nudist Colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day
there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did
you call for me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here
that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me" Smiling, she
leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He
enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man! lumbers out of the steam room
toward him, "Did you call for me?! " says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer.

"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key
back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I only get an
erection once a month and I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!"
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RE: Nudist Colony

LOL:DD

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RE: Nudist Colony

Hey Gort! How are you? When are we gonna talk again? :p

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RE: helloooo everyone...

LOL.You mixed forums.It wasn't hosts only forum:)

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RE: helloooo everyone...

Yep, only one, but very long :D He'll stay until tomorrow morning
teeheehee

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yea, i do, when im enter to commchat:-))

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Sex

What men and women think during sex

Him

When everything's perfect
-I wish I could continue 'till tomorrow
-God, this woman is wonderful
-She's wild and sexy! Why didn't I find her ealier?
-If each time is the same, I'll marry her
-I love her!
-Such wonderfull breasts she has!
-She seems to like it..
-It's awesome, she's the best

When it's not that great

-Maybe it's not big enough for her
-How can I convince her to make a blowjob?
-I should've had a shower before
-I hope I'm better than her ex
-I'm tired
-Why is she so silent?

When it's bad
-Why is she just laying there?
-Why does she giggle?
-I hope the condom won't break
-What am I doing here?
-I wanna go home
-Why am I the only trying?
-Manchester's playing today or tomorrow?

Her

When everything is perfect
-God, what a guy!
-This has never happened to me
-I want to keep him forever
-I want more, more!
-He's so sexy!
-I can feel him very well
-He really knows to turn me on

When it's not that great
-Tomorrow I have to talk with the boss about that thing..
-Did I take my pill today?
-Harder
-I think I look pretty bad
-The new guy is sort of cute
-I don't think I'll get any orgasm today....
-Go to the right!
-At least I'll burn some calories

When it's bad
-Why did I bring him here?
-When will it end?
-I hope it won't last much longer..
-I thought my day couldn't be worse than that.. Well, it can!
-He doesn't even know to kiss
-He's annoying
-I'll fake an orgasm and that's it!
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RE: Sex

Thanks for the information!

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wow, now i know he's gonna marry me !!
thank you, Psy, for letting me know :P

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Lol, no, it's a joke that I translated from romanian

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"When it's not that great
-Tomorrow I have to talk with the boss about that thing..
-Did I take my pill today?
-Harder
-I think I look pretty bad
-The new guy is sort of cute
-I don't think I'll get any orgasm today....
-Go to the right!
-At least I'll burn some calories"
Must have been translated from someone i was with :p

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RE: nobody like spring??????

Yes spring is nice, even very nice but if you invite people to enjoy the nature who will stay at his PC and see you! (do you know now why I wrote stupid answering yr previous post?) Keep well!

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Sorry, I didn't like to offend you. No I hadn't been in yr video, I like to, but yr room is closed for me and guests too.

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RE: nobody like spring??????

Spring is my favorite viagragirl!

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RE: nobody like spring??????

Are you hollering at me? ;-)

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half the hosts i know here try to spell me with paper begs:P

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RE: what abeautiful weather now!!!

What a beautifull new woman you are! sexy, lovely and stupid!

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Yout tell him viagragirl! Spring is my favorite! :)

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RE: hello guys

what about on your other name andrada? or should i say exotik?

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how can you be new with pictures going back to Nov 1st last year?

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RE: hi kids :)

Welcome, but this a place to post an idea to discuss not to play!

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RE: hi kids :)

Antoine, u don t have to be so serious :)

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RE: hi kids :)

Love to play with you cristina ... what do you have in mind? ;)

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Are u playing "playing" or just playing words .. im interested

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Cristina , girl,
i always imagined you are a classy lady judging your archive pics, why do you need to throw yourself in mud, u couldnt find an worse way to promote yourself, what happends to you, u dont have viewers anymore? In my opinion u couldnt do worse but posting here, u better keep your " lady" air and attitude, u will be more succesfull...just my 2 coins, happy hosting

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THIS IS WHAT I CALL ENVY..iS SHE NOT ALLAWED TO POST HERE?OR WHAT?

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RE: hi kids :)

fight the power!

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Yahoo verification crap

Since March there has been a demand of "Send - Verify" (Captcha) every two or three Yahoo e-mails I try to send. This is VERY annoying. Has anyone else had this happen or heard WHY on almost every e-mail all of a sudden?

Their Customer Service sent a generic cut&paste answer that reads: "The word verification page is a measure to prevent abuse of the Yahoo! Mail system... To pass the word verification, simply type the word displayed in the field provided... "

Duh! But why so often now?
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It's part of their Anti-Spamming policy I'm sure, but then the question arises, how many emails in what amount of time do they consider spam.

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hmm, it's happened to me once or twice but not every second or third email ... perhaps you fit their profile of a dodgy character?

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It usually happends when sending an email to more people at once.. at least that's what happened to me.

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happens when i forward a letter i have received to someone else or when i send a letter i have written to second person days later.bloody hate those verifications.hard to see with three lollies under my belt! lmao.

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I think the increase in these requests is because of the recent spate of spoof messages sayi something like "Yahoo is going to stop your free EMail unless you send this message to all on your address list". They wan to stop these from being passed on so when people send a message to multiple recipients they ask them to confirm. They also want to check that there is is not some trojan virus sending automatically.

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i get it everytime i send mail from that acct. i assumed it was to prevent spams. i havent sen a defferance tho.

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I was wondering if it has anything to do with the Yahoo "Report Spam" button I've been pressing lately. Someone has worked around my spam filter a dozen or so times recently.

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MARTHA STEWART'S TIPS FOR REDNECKS


1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed it's time to change sheets.
5. Even if you're CERTAIN that you are included in the will ... it
is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.

DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should NEVER be prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do NOT allow the dog to eat at the table ... no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of money.
3. Dirt & grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as it tends to detract from a woman's jewelry & alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the 1st date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wantin' to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall 2 years ago.
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday". If the latter is the answer it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATER ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby & picked up as soon as the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they cannot hear you.

WEDDINGS
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund & a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks & shoes for this special occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires ALWAYS has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is not polite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do NOT lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.











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RE: MARTHA STEWART'S TIPS FOR REDNECKS

Excellent viewer 9.LOL.... there are some underlying truths in your post as well!......

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RE: Anyone From The States

I went to the United States a couple of times. Now I am home Down Under and safe.
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RE: Anyone From The States

under what? under where?

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Not very funny. :-(

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RE: Anyone From The States

Yes it is.

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that's wack.
down under u gots all those freaky deadly spiders and great big scarey fishies and venomous snakes.
and dingos. god damn, the dingos! u mean to say you trust a dingo mo' not to eat ur baby than u do an american?
that ain't right.

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RE: Anyone From The States

An American will eat anything if you put it between two sesame seed buns:-)

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RE: Anyone From The States

I'm an American, and I found it funny! It's a healthy thing to be able to laugh at jokes about your own country at times.......I have friends from the UK who make jokes about Blair and the Queen, but it's all in fun with no harm intended. So whats the big deal here?

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RE: Anyone From The States

Thats right Anonymous, and it aint from Hamburg either!

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RE: Anyone From The States

galoshes?

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RE: Anyone From The States

australians eat kangaroos. and then they use the scrotums of the eaten kangaroo men for change purses.
australians are savages.

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RE: Anyone From The States

australians are real men.they eat balls.mmmm,,,,,,kangaroo scrotums! my mouth waters

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