General Forum

The blonde and the lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep...

Open thread

Reply

RE: The blonde and the lawyer

lol I liked that one a lot :)

Reply

RE: The blonde and the lawyer

Haha

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

Wildorhidea

She is beautiful, sweet nad so well mannered.
She, Jenya, has lovely looks and always so gentle in her writing.
You will lke her shows.
Little
Open thread

Reply

RE: Wildorhidea

Little bit of self promotion here jenya? thats ok though you are all that you say you are.... a fan

Reply

RE: Wildorhidea

what show ....she is non adult . u mean her chats ?

Reply

RE: Wildorhidea

Yes a lovely girl :)

Reply

RE: Wildorhidea

Yeah, she is lovely to chat to and quite beautiful BUT does she go the full monty in vid?

Reply

RE: Wildorhidea

no. strictly non adult

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

I am sure she is Wildorhidea but ............

........... no one is as beautiful, sweet and well mannered as you.

(Apart from me obviously )

Reply

RE: I am sure she is Wildorhidea but ............

I love her

Reply

creepy

Two chat hosts accused me of ignoring them on yahoo. I was not logged into my account at the time. Someone told me about a program which can detect if you are online. Tried it and even though not logged in, it detected I was online. Wondering if these girls are using the program to determine if I am online.
Open thread

Reply

RE: creepy

probably not, i doubt many hosts would go through such trouble just to see if you are online on yahoo. more than likely you are being shown as online even when you are not logged into messenger because you did not sign out or sign out properly from some other yahoo service..... such as yahoo mail, personals, groups, etc. it can cause a false positive. i remember reading it once in the messenger help files on a previous version, but i doubt yahoo has worried about correcting it in later versions because it is an easy fix by the end user. sign out of all yahoo services properly before logging off messenger. problem fixed.

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: creepy

trust you to be sneeky

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: creepy

use ytunnel to remove the annoying one's

Reply

IcePrinc3ss do you know .......

...... if they make a version called I'mNotYourBuddy Spy :D

Reply

RE: creepy

These programs are not always accurate. Playing around with the settings can improve accuracy. I do not think a host would monitor any member like this.

Reply

RE: creepy

Sounds strange same thing happened to me. I told the host i wasnt even signed online, but she said "oh i thought i saw you online". So there must be some sort of program out there we dont know of. Anyone know of this program??

Reply

RE: creepy

buddy spy

Reply

RE: creepy

even so, if they ym you and you dont reply, that meens your busy
tell them to get off thier high horse

Reply

RE: creepy

Yes, stalking is always creepy.
Girls, knock it off. If I'm hiding from you, it means I don't wanna talk to you and that I don't love you - It means you should spend your time tryin' to lasso-in some other bo-hunk for you weird psycho-sexual gratifications.
Stop it or I'll be forced to get a restraining order.

Reply

RE: creepy

It has more than once with these girls. Been invisible and they knew I was on-line.

Reply

RE: creepy

happened

Reply

RE: creepy

maybe they are just saying that they can see you. some women lie
or
delete/ignore them
i have had to do that a few too many times.
they want your ym id so they can be more friends, meening just chatting and saying hi when they arent working. however the only yms i got were, can you see me?

Reply

RE: creepy

It is called the buddy program. They can see if your active, idle, and even if you are sending or recieving video... all while you are invisible.

Reply

Buddy Spy

Download: http://www.snapfiles.com/get/buddyspy.html

Reply

n/a

n/a
Open thread

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

Political-philospophical leanings...

Not sure what to label yourself when you attend one of those fruity cocktail parties and some know-it-all starts grilling ya 'bout the government and junk?

http://www.politicalcompass.org/

Take the quiz. Arm yourself with self-knowledge and be ready to bark back at that Mr. Smarty Pants that you're a Neo-Liberal Anarchist and you ain't taking none of his jive politikin', just like me! :)
Open thread

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

I'm almost in the middle.

Economic Left/Right: 2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.31

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

I'm right about where I thought I'd be:

Economic Left/Right: -2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.08

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

I am Gandhi:

Economic Left/Right: -5.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.62

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

Economic Left/Right: -2
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

no your not! your a former adult chat host!

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

Your political compass

Economic Left/Right: -4.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.97

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

I think I'm afraid of Bookwyrm ;-)

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

me n ol' bookwyrm should be buds :P go hang at a rally of some sort(lol) xoxo cs

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

LOL Maybe you 2 can hang out at the next Nazi rally.

Reply

RE: Political-philospophical leanings...

the word Viking was actually used by a Nazi Waffen SS regiment during WW II. and you were saying?

Reply

men r like ...

... snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
not that anybody cares but im back :) I had appendicitis surgery last friday and am recovering now. This is the reason to hang out in lil shy now and the next week :) Didnt expect such good traffic. Ty CC
Open thread

Reply

RE: men r like ...

:)

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

exotik if that's how you feel ............

...... It's the last time I will give you my 3 inches and give you 15 seconds of pleasure :) Oh and I'm not sure when I will be round next :P

Reply

RE: exotik if that's how you feel ............

That's 1 inch for every 5 seconds....fair cop i think

Reply

DM with that ratio of 1 inch to 5 seconds ..........

...... that means you must last 60 -70 seconds :D

Reply

RE: DM with that ratio of 1 inch to 5 seconds ..........

Well, don't like to bragg........lol

Reply

RE: men r like ...

i thought men were like the sun.they rise once a day & take a long time to get ip.then they go down before you are ready!

Reply

RE: men r like ...

exotic - you around?

Reply

n/a

n/a
Open thread

there is a woman on here that i have known for a while.
we talk every day, and every day, she says something to
me that i wish i could respond to, but i freeze up.
i wish i could express how i feel when she says those
words to me, and wish i could let her know what they
mean to me.
but she knows
she knows
she knows
Open thread

Reply

Find your balls, and use them!!

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

WHO GIVES A SHIT

Reply

where has kitty the best gone

does any one know if she is coming back?
Open thread

Reply

RE: where has kitty the best gone

Escaped through the cat flap and hasn't been seen since........

Reply

n/a

n/a
Open thread

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

when I am president

when i am president every Tuesday, girls with short skirts on will receive free bananas.
vote for bert.
Open thread

Reply

RE: when I am president

when I am Overlord of this planet...

Reply

RE: when I am president

You have my vote if the girls can make my banana creme.

Reply

RE: when I am president

I am already enforcing that rule in my neighborhood

Reply

How Old Are You:-))

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
Open thread

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: How Old Are You:-))

Hahaha
funny

Reply

To VanillaGirl9

Yana I love you my love (whoops). When I log on and you are not online...all I can say is....WTF.
Open thread

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

join the club she is the very best here

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

She is dog rough, opened your eyes guys?


Oh I get it, April fools joke..................Gotcha!!

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

There's absolutely no need to say any girl in any walk of life is 'dog rough', especially one as obviously attractive as VanillaGirl9. You're so low class!
Yes, i checked her pics and she's good looking and a great body!

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

i cant see her pics! :(

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

anyone who has video with lady knows how wonderful Yana is .
hmmmm u must be jealous host or stupid

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

My dear fellow, lady or host I hope your eye-sight returns soon as I fear if you think this lady is 'dog Rough' you will need to find a good optician to help correct your eye sight. She is clearly an attractive lady, infact of the many ladies I have visited here the ones that have held my attention longer are those that others have said are 'ugly'. I once saw a lady for the wham bang thank you ma'am but this was not satisfying, and spending time talking with the lady more than pays for itself in the rewards. It never hurts to give a compliment and with the price some of the ladies charge here it does not cost much either...... opps I appear to have caught verbal diarrhoea sorry

Reply

RE: To VanillaGirl9

He was joking when he made the reference...Christ you guys are dense. Yana is indeed a sweetie. I think she will make some happy man a great wife some day....hopefully he not be some drunken, cheating, ungrateful lout...wait...that's me...forget it.

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

Joke

A woman goes into a hardware store looking for a small screw she needs to fix her toaster. She asks the boy at the counter and he says let me look and see if we have it. She wanders off looking around. He finds the screw and looks for the woman but he can't be sure which woman in the store is the one who asked him to find the screw. He sees one he thinks is the woman and he walks up to her and asks....Screw for the toaster? She says...No but I wlll blow you for that lawmower.
Open thread

Reply

RE: Joke

not a bad deal

Reply

A Silly Joke ( fool's day)

After inquiring "Why didn't i do my homework" the most answers:
1. Someone stole it
2.I fell asleep on the subway bacause i stayed up all night doing my homework, so when it stopped at my station i ran through the door not to be late and left it on the seat on the subway
3.My dog chewed it
4.I lost my book and just found it
5.WHat homework?
lol
Open thread

Reply

RE: A Silly Joke ( fool's day)

April Fool's Day - My Birthday haha :P

Thanks for the jokes Janetta

By the way did you come here to die? :)

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

It is his birthday ..............

........... every time we come to your video and see your beautiful smile and gorgeous face (although I must admit he prefers your ass) :D

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

You gotta spend money to make money

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.
He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
Open thread

Reply

RE: You gotta spend money to make money

Another one posted in the past few weeks.

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: You gotta spend money to make money

yaaawwwnnnn, zero points on orginality. Gotta come up with something better that that

Reply

RE: You gotta spend money to make money

Well, I don't spend all my time sitting in front of a computer reading the camcontacts forums, like you do.

Reply

RE: You gotta spend money to make money

Aparently you do, cuz you sure replyied to these posts in a matter of a few minutes. But don't worry about that, just come up with some better jokes, that's all we are saying. Cheers :)

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

Anonymous

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/31/dodgeball.assault.ap/index.html

Holy poor sportsmanship!
Youth minister charged after 'dodgeball rage' incident

Friday, March 31, 2006; Posted: 6:20 p.m. EST (23:20 GMT)

LIBERTY, Missouri (AP) -- A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking down a 16-year-old boy and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.

Open thread

Reply

RE: Anonymous

silly christians

Reply

RE: Anonymous

peeing blood!

Reply

What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

I have gone into the rooms of three girls now with that "warning", and guess what? NONE have been in there. Just stare at the couch!!! No one home! Each time i had to go through the long process of e-mailing CC and telling them not to charge me for my session with the couch. Well, I have learned my lesson....NEVER go into a room with the "Sorry, only available for video" warning, it means she ain't there.
Open thread

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

Go to textchat

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

Don't worry girls, I don't think you would tared and feathered for answering the call of Mother Nature. :p

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

it means they`re sleepin` lol

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

lol

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

i know what your saying dude
they may have hot pix, but no text chat = no cam chat anymore
got burned once and learned that lesson well

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

are you guys total retards? did you ever think about going into text chat 1st to see if she is there or at least say hello? You guys have no clue about picking up real women and now you are having problems with pay per view women. Don't blame them for your ignorance.

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

I think it is very pitiful for a host to state "Sorry, only available for video". They want to make money, yet don't want to do any "small" free chat first with a customer. That's why there is the saying "BUYER BEWARE". I hope hosts see this thread and learn from it that it is THE CUSTOMER who pays THEM.

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

Dont mind mister,but i find it verry normal to leave this message when u are really availablr only for video.Asiandoll is right:there are viewers who wont leave text chat for 30 minutes even 1 hour,time in wich i could study for an exam,i could prepare something to eat or just lie on the bed.Of course,available only for video means that i appear in front of the computer,if im not ready there,imidiatly when i heard someone coming in.I dont think its something bad with it,as long u dont stay in text chat asking :are u there?hello???helllooooo???ok...this ill report to cc for not talking in text chat" and that because u see no message...I think its fair to respect this thing...

Reply

But Chique surely ........

........ if you had me in your text chat for an hour or two it would be sooooooooo much better than studying, cooking or lying on your bed :P

Reply

RE: But Chique surely ........

Of course:)!!! (K)

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: What is with this "Sorry, only available for video" crap???

yes,you really stay in text chat only,for hours;)

Reply

I do but .............

.......... having me in text chat for hours is better than having any other member in video for days :P

Reply

RE: I do but .............

video is much better

Reply

RE: I do but .............

video is for pussies

Reply

and don't forget ......

.... the tits and ass :P

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: I do but .............

For pussies,indeed.So dear anon pussy,join me in video!!!!

Reply

RE: I do but .............

Yes but I am the greediest member on cc :P

I go into text chat, print a picture out of the hosts profile and make her into a puppet. While we chat I pull the strings and make her dance. It's really a lot of fun and no stalling :D

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: I do but .............

Thats why i do not allow to waste mt time in free chat more then 5 mins & only discussing things, that i will do in video... girls, who chat in free for 1 hour to get 10 mins video for 0.50 just don't respect themselves

Reply

Scam

Please be careful and heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Sports Authority.

This happened to me at Sports Authority on Route 10 in East
Hanover and it could happen to you anywhere.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car as you're putting stuff in your car.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

Open thread

Reply

RE: Scam

Yesterday was Thursday.

Reply

RE: Scam

LOL

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: Scam

Wb Trik:DD

Reply

RE: Scam

It's OK............. just buy cheap wallets and not too much cash in it.

Where did you say it was happening again?..............

Reply

RE: Scam

EXCELLENT

Reply

RE: Scam

so thats where my daughters got all that money.

Reply

RE: Scam

lol, good one. I had a friend stationed at Clark Air Base, Philipines, told me he had a "fake wallet" with a few dollars in it and some bogus business cards in it, when the girls picked his pocket on blow road, he just laughed it off.

Reply

RE: Scam

I do believe this joke was posted like 1 or 2 weeks ago by somebody else.

Reply

RE: Scam

Can you say deja Vu?

Reply

RE: Scam

I think it was posted by ImShy - and if your stealing Imshy's jokes things must be really desparate :P

Reply

RE: Scam

Can you say deja Vu?

Reply

RE: Scam

I can now in relation to your two posts.

mmmm I'm getting a feeling of deja vu.

Reply

RE: Scam

Where's East Hanover??? I gotta check if your story is true ;-)

Reply

RE: Scam

scammmmmmmmmm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
loooool

Reply

RE: Scam

im laughing my ass here first of all because of the joke and second because of the guy said the original poster posted a joke of imshy ...really guys is his? google for "jokes" and u ll find these jokes there ..

Reply

n/a

n/a
Open thread

Reply

RE: sale continue here

Baby you are not my type but I want to applaud you for that type of pricing. I hope you do well with your blue light specials. I think all members have an obligation to visit hosts who run sales even if they look like your aunt Bertha....let the Walmarts of CC become sucessful so the high priced spreads...and I mean that literally....are forced to lower their prices or wither on the vine.... man am I hung over.

Reply

RE: sale continue here

This girl is attractive, why do you have to put her down? Just so you can talk up your over priced over hyped submarine girl?
Is your Aunt Bertha as fictitious as your success with Latinas in South America?

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: sale continue here

Dignity has nothing to do with it. This is a business and the lower prices will almost always get the customer.

Reply

RE: sale continue here

Where is urs??

Reply

RE: sale continue here

the cheap customers

Reply

RE: sale continue here

very cheap show not good.It means she isnt interesting if she work here about 3 month(from her picts archive)and still no customers.Or bad english

Reply

n/a

n/a
Open thread

Reply

RE: happy birthday IINNOCENCE!!!

1 AVRIL

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a
Open thread

Reply

RE: ANNOUNCEMENT!

Who cares barbie?

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

Two Old Pensioners:-))

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a caf, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."
Open thread

When I am President

Question to hosts: Would you be terribly offended if public masterbation were legal?
Open thread

Reply

RE: When I am President

im not a host but, i am a horn dog and even I think thats a BAD BAD idea. what are you thinking???? could you imagine the gross sites you would see in the world?? brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Reply

n/a

n/a

Reply

RE: When I am President

Perhaps people would be more agreeable to the idea if men would have to keep it concealed in a dark plastic bag, like I do?

Reply

RE: When I am President

and people say im wacked....

Reply

RE: When I am President

Not a host anymore, but yes I would be totally against. That's sick

Reply

winds of change

It always makes me "a little bit" sad, when a host I enjoyed but have not seen in a very long time reappears in my "favorites", only to find that it is a new girl using the old screen name (not that the new girls are bad, but it forces you to resign yourself to the fact that the former host is probably gone forever.
Open thread