General Forum
RE: Men, are you so naive?
the only actions you need take are those that make you as visually appealing and sexually enticing as possible.
if a guy decides to send you a pic of his happy winkie after he's done scoping out your sweet archives, just take it as as a compliment and proof positive that you're doing all you need to do to make your stay here profitable.
oh, and honestly, any woman who denies she enjoys seeing any man's winkie, anytime and anywhere, is going against god. by our very nature, men and women were only meant to intermingle for those occasional opportunities whereby we're afforded the pleasure of seeing each other's winkies and hoo-hoos. if that weren't the case, we all wouldn't be here now. it's science.
if a guy decides to send you a pic of his happy winkie after he's done scoping out your sweet archives, just take it as as a compliment and proof positive that you're doing all you need to do to make your stay here profitable.
oh, and honestly, any woman who denies she enjoys seeing any man's winkie, anytime and anywhere, is going against god. by our very nature, men and women were only meant to intermingle for those occasional opportunities whereby we're afforded the pleasure of seeing each other's winkies and hoo-hoos. if that weren't the case, we all wouldn't be here now. it's science.
RE: Men, are you so naive?
I love it when I type something even remotely sexy to a host and she says..hmmm...now you have me wet. Are you serious? Does the phrase...You look hot always evoke that response? You must go through underwear like crazy. I hate that love you long time bullshit. Lets face it few if any girls are truly stimulated here. If you are guy try fingering your butt hole 35 times a day while trying to look interested and sexy and tell me if that turns you on. Not the members always come here aroused...that is the reason for CC. I log on and see my favorites list and old Mr Winky starts to wiggle and giggle....and that my friends...is closure.
bed too or shower only?
i'm wondering, do you guys masturbate in shower only or you can do it in bed too (i'm not talking about watching a web-site girl or doing it in any other places).
coz i'm reading some fiction now and there said a guy was always masturbating in his bed after a shower. is it possible ? or just written by someone who doesnt' know how it usually is?
thank youi for your asweres, real names are not needed. :P
coz i'm reading some fiction now and there said a guy was always masturbating in his bed after a shower. is it possible ? or just written by someone who doesnt' know how it usually is?
thank youi for your asweres, real names are not needed. :P
RE: bed too or shower only?
I wank in the shower, standing up it gives u a great feeling and makes you go wobbly at the knees :p
RE: bed too or shower only?
it was probably written by a chick ... most guys can warm up the altar boys dinner anywhere ... in the shower, in front of the PC, behind a tree, in front of a tree, outside the neighbors window ... you name it, at a moments notice, we will yank it out and make the cobra spit ...
RE: bed too or shower only?
Why do you think a guy couldn't masturbate in bed? Anywhere we can have sex we can masturbate and probably even some other places too :)
RE: bed too or shower only?
In bed is much more comfortable than standing or sitting in front of a computer screen. Remember men began wanking way before there was an internet, videos, movies, pictures, or even the written word. Its instinctive. its what we men do best.
RE: bed too or shower only?
this entire thread is just naieve and silly. kinda like that thread about "wouldnt it be great if guys could all wank in public?"
RE: bed too or shower only?
In the entire history of mankind no man was able to mastrubate until showers were invented. <rolls eyes>
RE: bed too or shower only?
way further left - i'm from uc berkeley.
my stink rivals most frenchmen.
my stink rivals most frenchmen.
RE: bed too or shower only?
Shower is certainly the most sanitary and conveinient....bed....the most enjoyable I think. But CC has evoked the computer chair wank...a skill most of us here have acquired...if you are using a laptop that could expand the number of chairs...recliners, couches, rockers...you name it. Of course many men....when challenged...will stand up to finish the wanking...like the Queen or President walked into the room...gives them more leverage I guess...anyway you do it the result in the same....millions of little WTFs down the drain.
Moussaoui - Live or die?
My feeling is that he should live. My reasoning behind this is because he WANTS to die and be with his fellow 9-11 brothers. Eventhough he WILL be with them one day, we should NOT do what HE wants make him live each day without any contact to the outside world. And, since he feels that his death would be a good Islamic deed, a sentence of life without parole would eat away at him while he waits to die and be in hell with his brothers.
What say you??
What say you??
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
I agree. He wants to be a martyr and we should not let him. Also I didn't know conspiring with others to murder carried the death penalty. I think he's just a government scapegoat.
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
im not sure there is a stated law reguarding this situation, but keep in mind when robbing a bank the get away driver most times gets a long sentence then the guy who shot the guard robbing it.
so i thought an heard ?
so i thought an heard ?
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
well they have these little microchip that are embedding into your pet
my feelings are..this freak wants to be a martar , dieing for a useless cause, if we kill him , he wins ! if we inprison him for life , that is $44,000 per year for his 3 meals health care and cable tv.
give him a chip so we can track him, of cource letting him know this is key. then drop him off in iraq.
if he trys to enter usa the chip alarms the police so we can pick him up and take him back to iraq.
that and also if possible let iquada that we are doing this.
my feelings are..this freak wants to be a martar , dieing for a useless cause, if we kill him , he wins ! if we inprison him for life , that is $44,000 per year for his 3 meals health care and cable tv.
give him a chip so we can track him, of cource letting him know this is key. then drop him off in iraq.
if he trys to enter usa the chip alarms the police so we can pick him up and take him back to iraq.
that and also if possible let iquada that we are doing this.
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
personally, just cause he says he wants to die, is b.s....he knows that is publicity... name any person that u know that is really willing to die for what they believe in, we hear it all the time, but any of u know person that would?... I believe very strong...in my beliefs, but go to jail for i would, die for i wouldn't...and doubt most here wouldnt either...lket the b**tard the die
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
As much as they're willing to kill for a cause, some people really do believe in a cause strongly enough to give their life to help further it too. If a person believes god, or some ideal is truly on his side, it's amazing the horrible things he can justify doing, and it's amazing how easy it is for him to glorify giving his last breath fighting for what he believes is right.
Personally, I just wish the spectacle of his trial would be done with. Dredging up all those 911 calls and all the video footage of the events that took place that day seems distasteful and disrespectful to me. Whatever his fate, I just hope he disappears soon.
Personally, I just wish the spectacle of his trial would be done with. Dredging up all those 911 calls and all the video footage of the events that took place that day seems distasteful and disrespectful to me. Whatever his fate, I just hope he disappears soon.
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
There's no such thing as "heaven" or "hell." Hope this clears things up for you.
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
Kill the bastard. Some cultures do not respect leniency or compassion...they do understand cold butchery. Send them a message.
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
This is a good question VL, and you have a good point! I personally don't see any win for the 'good guys' here, because, yes, if he is sentenced to life, he'll have 3 square meals a day plus HBO. He'll have time to right books which could even make him more popular amoungst the Islamic world. In other words he'll be a celebrity! If he's put to death, yes, he becomes an 'automatic maytr' and Al Quada will popularize his death, so he may become more popular than ever? I say lets get it over with (let the cards fall where they may) and put him to death, instead of allowing him to sit for years on DeathRow! I forget how long it took them to execute McVeigh, but I think it was over 2 years from the time of his sentence, and that amount of time is too damn long!!
RE: Moussaoui - Live or die?
I say lock him in a room with Tom Cruise. After Tom has converted him and tearfully welcomed him into the Church of Scientology, ship him back to be with his terrorist buddies. As soon as they realize he has turned his back on Islam they will tear him apart themselves for being a traitor to their faith. He dies as a traitor and not a martyr.
This goes out to all you judgemental b*stards
They said I was strange
I noticed that my eyes and hair weren't the same
I asked my parents if I was OK
They said you're more beautiful
And that's the way they show that they wish
They had your smile
So my confidence was up for a while
I got real comfortable with my own style
I knew that they were only jealous cos
People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you
There was a time when I felt like I cared
That I was shorter than everyone there
People made me feel like life was unfair
And I did things that made me ashamed
Cos I didn't know my body would change
I grew taller than them in more ways
But there will always be the one who will say
Something bad to make them feel great
People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you
People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you
Everybody talks bad about somebody
And never realises how it affects somebody
And you bet it won't be forgotten
Envy is the only thing it could be
Cos people are all the same
(The same, the same)
And we only get judged by what we do
(What we do, yeah, yeah)
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
(Yeah, you)
So are you
So are you
People are all the same
(Oh, oh, oh)
And we only get judged by what we do
(What we do, yeah)
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
(Yeah, so are you)
So are you
So are you
I noticed that my eyes and hair weren't the same
I asked my parents if I was OK
They said you're more beautiful
And that's the way they show that they wish
They had your smile
So my confidence was up for a while
I got real comfortable with my own style
I knew that they were only jealous cos
People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you
There was a time when I felt like I cared
That I was shorter than everyone there
People made me feel like life was unfair
And I did things that made me ashamed
Cos I didn't know my body would change
I grew taller than them in more ways
But there will always be the one who will say
Something bad to make them feel great
People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you
People are all the same
And we only get judged by what we do
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
So are you
So are you
Everybody talks bad about somebody
And never realises how it affects somebody
And you bet it won't be forgotten
Envy is the only thing it could be
Cos people are all the same
(The same, the same)
And we only get judged by what we do
(What we do, yeah, yeah)
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
(Yeah, you)
So are you
So are you
People are all the same
(Oh, oh, oh)
And we only get judged by what we do
(What we do, yeah)
Personality reflects name
And if I'm ugly then
(Yeah, so are you)
So are you
So are you
RE: interesting
There are roughly 500/600 hosts online at this moment.... How many viewers do you think are online at this moment?
I personally would like to see a small counter of viewers, that updates ever few minutes.
I personally would like to see a small counter of viewers, that updates ever few minutes.
RE: interesting
whats even more interesting is how hosts think that all members have unlimited $$$$ and can go to videos each and every time they talk to a host. If that were true there'd be no members left here. We'd all be in the poor house.
RE: interesting
Yes, its very strange, or perhaps its a more diabolical plot where all the customers get the secret e-mail saying who we are to avoid for the day. Thereby causing insecurity in the girls; causing her to lower her price. Ahhhhh yes, the master plan is beginning to work.
Guys, look for the next secret e-mail in a few hours.
Guys, look for the next secret e-mail in a few hours.
An Easter Greeting
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied "Yes."
"Well..." the rabbit said
"I'm westing."
HAPPY EASTER!!!!!
shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied "Yes."
"Well..." the rabbit said
"I'm westing."
HAPPY EASTER!!!!!
Lizards and Frogs
A man who was lost in the Outback for up to three months has been found near a remote cattle station in the North Territory, living off frogs and lizards.
The 35-year-old Queensland man, calling himself Ricky Megee was found by workers at Birrindudu Station, miles which borders WA and the Tanami Desert.
Workers at the station said to Northern Territory News they found the emaciated man last Tuesday night suffering from severe malnutrition and exposure.
They said they were shocked to find the man living in crude shelter by the bank of a dam and using his T-shirt for shade, the paper reported.
Birrindudu Station manager Mark Clifford said the man told him he had survived by eating frogs and lizards.
"He's lucky in that it had been a really wet month. The dam he was at had plenty of water in it and I know there's a million frogs all over the station, the Northern Territory News reported.
"He said he just ate frogs or lizards that he could catch. They obviously didn't sustain him all that well but it kept him alive."
Mr Megee was taken to the Royal Darwin Hospital suffering severe malnutrition. Medical staff said to the ABC that it was impossible to tell how long the man had been missing or just how much weight he has lost.
Mr Clifford told the Northern Territory News he was amazed the man had survived. He said he visited the man in hospital last week, where he found Mr Megee sitting up in bed and eating.
"What he said to me up at the hospital, he said, 'I calculated I might have lasted another seven or eight days' ... he was just so happy to be found."
"A lot of city people come up here and they're basically inexperienced and don't know what they're getting themselves into on these really isolated outback roads in a vehicle that's not equipped for it," the paper said.
The man has since checked himself out of Royal Darwin Hospital. Territory Police have confirmed they are investigating the incident.
The 35-year-old Queensland man, calling himself Ricky Megee was found by workers at Birrindudu Station, miles which borders WA and the Tanami Desert.
Workers at the station said to Northern Territory News they found the emaciated man last Tuesday night suffering from severe malnutrition and exposure.
They said they were shocked to find the man living in crude shelter by the bank of a dam and using his T-shirt for shade, the paper reported.
Birrindudu Station manager Mark Clifford said the man told him he had survived by eating frogs and lizards.
"He's lucky in that it had been a really wet month. The dam he was at had plenty of water in it and I know there's a million frogs all over the station, the Northern Territory News reported.
"He said he just ate frogs or lizards that he could catch. They obviously didn't sustain him all that well but it kept him alive."
Mr Megee was taken to the Royal Darwin Hospital suffering severe malnutrition. Medical staff said to the ABC that it was impossible to tell how long the man had been missing or just how much weight he has lost.
Mr Clifford told the Northern Territory News he was amazed the man had survived. He said he visited the man in hospital last week, where he found Mr Megee sitting up in bed and eating.
"What he said to me up at the hospital, he said, 'I calculated I might have lasted another seven or eight days' ... he was just so happy to be found."
"A lot of city people come up here and they're basically inexperienced and don't know what they're getting themselves into on these really isolated outback roads in a vehicle that's not equipped for it," the paper said.
The man has since checked himself out of Royal Darwin Hospital. Territory Police have confirmed they are investigating the incident.
RE: Lizards and Frogs
hahahaha, that is the funniest joke yet, oh my side hurt.
Frogs and lizzards...lol...gete you're sooooooo funny
Frogs and lizzards...lol...gete you're sooooooo funny
RE: Lizards and Frogs
well it's like i said gete, there is pie and then there is chips. just like chips, then there is pie........
RE: Lizards and Frogs
i never had frogs or lizards, i have heard the skins are poison to humans, any details on if he ate skin?
Cruelity?
What's all this talk about hurting others, what did they ever do to you? I hear about people choking the chicken or flogging the dolphin. This is unacceptable, I even heard of someone punching the bishop or making his helmeted warrior's head turn purple. What can we expect next?
RE: Cruelity?
oh my, I just had one of those all over body shudder things ... in a good way :)
RE: Cruelity?
a don't forget the sado masochistic animal cruelty buffs out there who are spanking the monkey
RE: Cruelity?
I think I know Emily what to expect next. but instead of an exact answer, well the answer is NEVERMIND!! :)
RE: Cruelity?
and what about me..
johnny at skool...
johnny did this...
johnny did that....
wtf
how do you guy know so much about me??
johnny at skool...
johnny did this...
johnny did that....
wtf
how do you guy know so much about me??
RE: Cruelity?
I like bopping the baloney, or spanking the Monkey or whipping the trouser trout, or playing the organ......etc. etc. Hey here is a joke...do you know what is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
RE: black girls working from home??
I believe there are a new group of black hosts working from south Africa...whether they are homies or not I don't no...partner.
RE: black girls working from home??
Maybe he's asking if we know the question mark.
"Does anyone know??"
I don't know "?", but I am friendly with $
"Does anyone know??"
I don't know "?", but I am friendly with $
tell us what u think
hi everybody!! we are new to cc and trying to get our site up to par. check it out and tell us what u think!!
RE: tell us what u think
Your both cute girls...the camera is a little grainy. I'm pretty busy with hot action, but I've been helping girls like you get there grooves on for awhile now, stop on by my video, I'll, make it free - I'll show you a big tip and my little pointer. Glad to Help. Chuck11
Caramella
This is one of most charming gu irls i have meet on here I love her like my own daughter she is fun s witty very pretty and very sexy she will chamr the pants right off you it will be wotrh your tiem and money to see this girl on cam so guy do your self a big favor and go see this sexy giel on cam asap
RE: Caramella
I known this little minx for a long time... she's one of my favourite girls in this place... very sexy lady and a must see :p:p
RE: Caramella
I agree with you Chuck, as I saw her briefly today. She is very charming, and quite attractive! Now I don't mean this in the negative sense, but she's also "frightening." Frightening in the sense that she is so charming, well, she kept me spellbound, as if under a hypnotic trance........I literally lost my chain of thought while chatting with her! But it was all pleasant.......sorry, but im loosing my mind again! :))
RE: Caramella
I dont remember I have ever paid her but she has allways been nice and sweet with me since I know her.And I know her for a very long time since she joined CC.
I know here some girls tone of them even took place as best chatter.But I'm not a member and once she tried to chat with me as she thought I was from her town.Then I told her where I was from and she just ignored me.Seem cos she understood I don't show any advantage for her.Yup perhaps some girls may be best chatters if you're a member and you may go her video, but it's not about Serena.
All of us have sometimes "white and black strings of life". Caramella has allways been very helpful and she supported me several times when I had troubles.
Tastes are different, so If she is not your cup of tea this doesn't mean she is bad.
I know here some girls tone of them even took place as best chatter.But I'm not a member and once she tried to chat with me as she thought I was from her town.Then I told her where I was from and she just ignored me.Seem cos she understood I don't show any advantage for her.Yup perhaps some girls may be best chatters if you're a member and you may go her video, but it's not about Serena.
All of us have sometimes "white and black strings of life". Caramella has allways been very helpful and she supported me several times when I had troubles.
Tastes are different, so If she is not your cup of tea this doesn't mean she is bad.
RE: Caramella
Personally I think she is infatuated and acts like a spoiled bitch,fat too.Thanks Chucky but no thanks - you can have her.
Viagra Coffee:-))
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
RE: comm chat
I like it it gives a chance for my slow brain to read the posts before the next one appears.
I just wish cc would increase the number of emoticons so that we could get a bit more variety in the flooding posts.
I just wish cc would increase the number of emoticons so that we could get a bit more variety in the flooding posts.
Jack Bauer is wicked cool.
Okay, for some reason I can't seem to find an office listing for C.T.U. in my Yellow Pages, but say I were to go down to my local branch of the C.I.A. and fill out an application - Do you think they would do a background check on me thorough enough to find out that I pay foxy Russians to get all naked for me? And if so, do you think that would seriously hurt my chances at becoming a super-agent terrorist-killer?
RE: Jack Bauer is wicked cool.
We received your application in the mail, and honestly, we
all could not stop laughing.
Credentials: moving target is not quite what we want.
Education: Sesame Street?
References: Big Bird, Cookie Monster?
Please step into this reality before applying
We know our resources are limited, but in all
seriousness, please take your medicine before
you send us ANYMORE applications or suggestions.
*** Top Secret ***
note to staff members: please kindly shred any and all
further correspondance with this person.
=== Even more Top Secret ===
this person is an Idiot. do NOT hire.
all could not stop laughing.
Credentials: moving target is not quite what we want.
Education: Sesame Street?
References: Big Bird, Cookie Monster?
Please step into this reality before applying
We know our resources are limited, but in all
seriousness, please take your medicine before
you send us ANYMORE applications or suggestions.
*** Top Secret ***
note to staff members: please kindly shred any and all
further correspondance with this person.
=== Even more Top Secret ===
this person is an Idiot. do NOT hire.
Paid By The Hour
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to
pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from
the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
RE: is it me...
There is a saying in the UK Iceprinc3ss which is every cloud has a silver lining.
And the silver lining for you is that as you are last I always go and annoy some other poor host who has to put up with my perverted demands before I get to you :D
And the silver lining for you is that as you are last I always go and annoy some other poor host who has to put up with my perverted demands before I get to you :D
RE: is it me...
Well I have a female friend who works here on CC also and she allways prefers to be either in the end or in the beggining of the list.She doesnt like to be in the middle.I asked her why.She told she judges from her own.If she was a member she'd went through all the list of hosts first and then if some pics caught her attention she'd return and look more attentively at their pics.In this case the middle is getting less remarkable.And your eyes got caught with the pics which are in the begginning and in the end.
RE: is it me...
doesnt matter where you are, you are always top of my favourites list princ3ss
RE: WOW
It never used to be this way (with all the deletions)...That's why it even says "freedom of speech" on the opening page of the forum.
Only within the last month or so has it gotten really ridiculous. It seems like it probably is just one moderator who oversteps his or her job and plays god based on their own judgement (maybe?). It's too bad because it used to be fun to read the posts here. The good thing is there are certain times of the day when it seems like it is back to normal. More and moe people have been complaining (almost daily), so hopefully it will go back to the way it was.
Only within the last month or so has it gotten really ridiculous. It seems like it probably is just one moderator who oversteps his or her job and plays god based on their own judgement (maybe?). It's too bad because it used to be fun to read the posts here. The good thing is there are certain times of the day when it seems like it is back to normal. More and moe people have been complaining (almost daily), so hopefully it will go back to the way it was.
creation of the pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
oral sex
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
the steam
must be affecting your hot action.it was looking a little shriveled.maybe it needs a holiday!
RE: To the one who signed as Viewers on viewers only forum
Gort, I judge you only when my arms are around you and our lips are touching tenderly.
RE: To the one who signed as Viewers on viewers only forum
I agree with Gort,
I have learnt over time never to judge a person by nationality, colour, race, size or religion. All have a view on life which is different and the challenge and joy is to experience all that they have to offer, whether it is in here or outside.
I have learnt over time never to judge a person by nationality, colour, race, size or religion. All have a view on life which is different and the challenge and joy is to experience all that they have to offer, whether it is in here or outside.
RE: To the one who signed as Viewers on viewers only forum
SIZE? have you been looking? I cant help it if that is all God has given me. I do the best I can with what I got. Remember size isnt everthing, it is what you do with it that counts.
cutelolita
Thsi is very pretty fun loing kind and very sexy lady i seen her on cam and it is woth your time and money to visit this very sexy girl and if you you will not be disapionted :)
RE: cutelolita
and take a look in her archive and check out what she did to me when I visited her in person on April 4 ... let's just say that a good time was had by all.
RE: cutelolita
Chuck it does appear as if you are having a good time. and perhaps im a bit envious.....but, as long as you're enjoying yourself here on this site, thats really all that matters! This site was meant for all here to have a good time! It's ashame that some have used it for their own personal battleground just to put down and inflict pain on others. For them, they are in a world of their own. For you however, you have set the example of what this site represents, and good for you Chuck! You did Good, and you did it Right!! Being neutral, not taking sides, is the only way anyone is going to have any fun in here! The only ones who will of course disagree with this, are the few who get their jollies off by hurting others, and unfortunately their kind, will always be around. such is life......
RE: cutelolita
of course you would think so, cause you just didn't understand it did you boyo? you want surface BS in here, cause thats all you understand. Keep it simple. keep it shitty.....i think i know who you are...i won't be allowed to post it however.. lucky for you maybe?
RE: cutelolita
don't be such a fucking wuss, tell us all who this character is and put us all out of our misery
RE: cutelolita
I was only making a joke, you don't have to be so hurtful with your words. Why are you so mean and bitter towards your fellow posters? I think I'm going to go lay down and cry myself to sleep. Waaaaaaa :(
RE: cutelolita
Thanks for your kind words. She is a sweet one. Sorry about all the spelling errors, I was typing with my penis again (getting quite good at it really - much easier to do with an erection though) groove on..Charles :)
to:Kinky
no i am not married, and mother11 was sleeping in her room downstairs, so the only thing you saw was 100% pure chuck. Thanks very much for stopping by. See you at my next hot show, you lovable hillbilly cocksucker :)
Please let it go kinky ............
......... it was me in chuck's room dressed as a woman and I am not actually 45 yet so I found that a little insulting :( Please don't go on about it as I wouldn't want it getting out and becoming public knowledge.
I know I can count on you
By the way I haven't gone to a lot of girls videos and so far none of them have agreed to marry me :(
I know I can count on you
By the way I haven't gone to a lot of girls videos and so far none of them have agreed to marry me :(
RE: cutelolita
Ummm surprised her name was allowed here ... do u guys know what "lolita" name represent in porno?
RE: types of Pizza
jalapeno and pineapple.
new york syle... flat, foldy, and greasy like a mo'fo'
new york syle... flat, foldy, and greasy like a mo'fo'
RE: types of Pizza
This reminds me of those notebooks we passed around in Jr high school; What's ur favorite color? What your favorite food? Have you ever made out? Do you plan to pay girls on the internet to get naked when you get older?
sheezzz
sheezzz
RE: types of Pizza
lime green.
lobster bisque.
once, but only cuz she was really hungry and really, really wanted my ham sammich.
uh-huh.. now and fo'ever and alwayz.
gesundheit.
lobster bisque.
once, but only cuz she was really hungry and really, really wanted my ham sammich.
uh-huh.. now and fo'ever and alwayz.
gesundheit.
RE: types of Pizza
<<This reminds me of those notebooks we passed around in Jr high school; What's ur favorite color? What your favorite food? Have you ever made out? Do you plan to pay girls on the internet to get naked when you get older?
sheezzz>>
And your point is... ? Did someone hold a gun to your head and make you read and post here?
sheezzz>>
And your point is... ? Did someone hold a gun to your head and make you read and post here?
RE: types of Pizza
Deep Dish, Chicago style! And the only place you're going to find it, is in Chicago..........None better! :))
RE: types of Pizza
as long as there is a beer involed i dont care what the pizza is..nah seriously...had a great one in Romania
RE: types of Pizza
I make my own.....thin crust. Lots of fun. A great date. Some beer...some cheese and thou.
RE: types of Pizza
Pizza? The most boring dish ever. Every slice is the same as the one before it, no variety no surprises. Just another junk food.
RE: types of Pizza
No not a mix....go to any Pizza Parlor and ask to buy a hunk of pizza dough. Very cheap. Then you can work it at home...you are guys are all expert at that....and add your sauce, ingredients...etc. It is fun to do with someone else....preparing the stuff...drinking beer or wine..waiting for it cook.....fun fun....