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Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
Am i the only one here totally fed up of all the Chuck and Gorty crap that gets posted each and every day?
The Great Gorty, or should that be the Great Gonzo, is always whining and complaining about nothing important or of interest. What a drama queen! Now apparently, sharp intake of breath, golly gosh, somebody is out to get her on Yahoo. Ye gods, why would they bother?
As for Charlie boy, all the jokes and innuendos, nudge nudge, wink wink, relating to him being a male host are so old and tired. He may be online all the time and maybe also the ugliest and fattest but he aint the only male host in cc town. Not such a rare bird really.
The Great Gorty, or should that be the Great Gonzo, is always whining and complaining about nothing important or of interest. What a drama queen! Now apparently, sharp intake of breath, golly gosh, somebody is out to get her on Yahoo. Ye gods, why would they bother?
As for Charlie boy, all the jokes and innuendos, nudge nudge, wink wink, relating to him being a male host are so old and tired. He may be online all the time and maybe also the ugliest and fattest but he aint the only male host in cc town. Not such a rare bird really.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
Gorty=boring. looking for constant attention. cant blame her i guess, she wants to make a few bucks.
as for chuck.......i think he answers most of his own posts just to make it seem like someone is actually interested. really, he discusts me and makes me want to UPchuck.
as for chuck.......i think he answers most of his own posts just to make it seem like someone is actually interested. really, he discusts me and makes me want to UPchuck.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
Personally I love the chuck posts (even if they are not his work)
Wise up dude, or simply do not read it!!!
Wise up dude, or simply do not read it!!!
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
If he would post them with the same name every time believe me I would not read them.
But for an example see the post below.
But for an example see the post below.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
I love jack-offs like you.
First lets bitch about what an ass WTF is, then Chuck, now Gort, who will we pick for tommorrow. Honestly, why would anyone really give a flying Fu*k what you think about anyone here?
It appears that you've never got anything thought-provoking or amusing to contribute to the class. What's this you make fun of a guys physical apperance and bitch about a girl who is obviously upset and seeking answers from somebody other than you. I've been around here for more than a year and I've talked briefly with Chuck...seemed like a nice enough guy, and there is no denying the fu*ker really can dance...and Gort seems like a nice kid too. Some posts that I read I get a chuckle out of...others I find rather dull and juvenille...the only ones that really offend me are the fuckballs like you who are too dull to add anything creative so they just try to muster up negativity. You have a right to express your opinion but try not to forget that it doesn't mean shit...Rock On.
First lets bitch about what an ass WTF is, then Chuck, now Gort, who will we pick for tommorrow. Honestly, why would anyone really give a flying Fu*k what you think about anyone here?
It appears that you've never got anything thought-provoking or amusing to contribute to the class. What's this you make fun of a guys physical apperance and bitch about a girl who is obviously upset and seeking answers from somebody other than you. I've been around here for more than a year and I've talked briefly with Chuck...seemed like a nice enough guy, and there is no denying the fu*ker really can dance...and Gort seems like a nice kid too. Some posts that I read I get a chuckle out of...others I find rather dull and juvenille...the only ones that really offend me are the fuckballs like you who are too dull to add anything creative so they just try to muster up negativity. You have a right to express your opinion but try not to forget that it doesn't mean shit...Rock On.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
wow, here a littlwe over a year already! in my view you are a NEWBIE. its probably chuck here again defending himself. he obviously thinks WAY too much of himself. cant get girls in real so here he is.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
For those of you who know the 'real chuck' the guy cannot type for sheit.... His posts are clearly a mess, and he always uses his handle.
The others are imposters... again, not rocket science.
The others are imposters... again, not rocket science.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
Yes I know but that just makes them even more annoying and pointless.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
Are you a nut case? On one hand you call a guy a newbie for being here around a year, then on the other hand you say chuck is here cuz he can't get a girl in real (world). Hey! Look in the mirror and tell me what you see...a guy whose been here over a year...maybe cuz he can't get a real in the real world???
smell your self
smell your self
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
HAHAHAHA .....FYI! i have a girl. A bueatiful woman half my age that lives with me. And for some reason I cant fathom she worships me. I also have some GF's from CC that I visit when Im in east europe. I just come to CC because I happen to be a horn dog and I love video sex. Dont ask me why....Im just a porn dog I guess. So bite me.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
I think I'll pass on biting you,
and btw, blow up dolls don't count as a worshiping girlfriend,
get bent...lol
and btw, blow up dolls don't count as a worshiping girlfriend,
get bent...lol
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
Please point me to your creative posts. I would love to read them. Actually i don't remember you posting anything before but maybe i missed your artistic vignettes.
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
talk about the pot calling the kettle black.....dude you just went on a tirade about the neagitivty of other people, let it go, enjoy life and find humor in those with "little minds".
RE: Chuck and Gorty lame ducks
first time ever here now that i m angre. I meet many sweet friens here. why some rotten boy be meen wen i'm on;ly trieng to be nice and havbe friends. yuo don't belong here, ever. It is for good freinds too meet here. i have freind who helps me with type and he is nice and my funnie frienfd (he mke me laugh and feel good wen he helps me write for funny), because it is very hard for me to type. , so why you need to hurt people that are happy?
is your life so sad,
mabe...then I very sorry for you because i havbe many nice freinds and i only am kind to people...maybe i am not as pretty a man as you outside whn you say im ugly and aft - but me is a better person inside and a freind to many.
is your life so sad,
mabe...then I very sorry for you because i havbe many nice freinds and i only am kind to people...maybe i am not as pretty a man as you outside whn you say im ugly and aft - but me is a better person inside and a freind to many.
CockSure to 2long
What are the creative posts that you personally favour then? 'Hairiest Pussy' or 'Biggest Tits on CC' perhaps?
To PussySure
:)Ths Cock for your opinion but I'm not sure if you cocksure or pussysure.May you make me sure pls that you're rather cocksure than pussysure?Zzzzzzzz
Seem I'm getting lazier and lazier and start to light less and less(tendency to save energy for something more worthy in what I may be sure).
Seem I'm getting lazier and lazier and start to light less and less(tendency to save energy for something more worthy in what I may be sure).
RE: To PussySure
Thanks to both Chuck and Gorty for their most detailed and eloquent replies. Once i have finished translating them into something remotely meaningful i will get back to you.
Coming soon...
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It's time to enter the "Win A Week With Chuck" contest.
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(Contest Is Void in Alabama)
One lucky person is about to partake in a life-changing experience.
It's time to enter the "Win A Week With Chuck" contest.
Learn what it really means to live life "Chuck-style" when the legend shows up at your door for a week of not stop grooving. Imagine the envy of your friends and neighbors as they see the king and you dancing on your porch in matching leopard skin bathrobes
Remember kids dreams do come true!!! Stay tuned for details.
(Contest Is Void in Alabama)
Two cannibals:-))
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to
even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The
son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the
fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous
woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that
one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your
mother."
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to
even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The
son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the
fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous
woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that
one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your
mother."
RE: Yahoo Stuff
someones being mean to you?
someones being rude to you?
I wonder why?
could it be how you treat others in
private? could it be how you act
with 2 faces?
someones being rude to you?
I wonder why?
could it be how you treat others in
private? could it be how you act
with 2 faces?
RE: Yahoo Stuff
I find it interesting how people on this site relate to one another. Some positive, some negative, and others in between. God knows I have been unfair with others at times when I really shouldn't have been, and I should have known better! Personally, I've enjoyed chatting with Vera and getting to know her, I think she's pretty cool! And so what if she asks questions at times, that just shows her intellect and her interest in others and other subjects. Some people are more opinionated than others, thats just how life is! I think what happens here (it's happened to me) is that there can be confusion sometimes when people interact with each other on an internet site. There is just a Huge Gap between talking with someone 'face to face,' as compared to communicating (with that someome) around the world on a PC, not to mention trying to overcome language and cultural barriers, etc! Sometimes what turns out at first to be a major disagreement, is actually nothing more than a simple misunderstanding, that has interrupted into a full scale 'online battle' or at least it seems that way at times......I can only speak for myself, but yea, it's tough sometimes to try and break down thoses barriers; after all, we're all different, with different personalities. But, on behalf of Vera, I would at least give her a chance on how she trys to 'come across,' because she sometimes trys hard to be understood. The old values of "Patience is Virtue" and "Silence is Golden" is sometimes tough to apply in the modern world........So Vera, hang in there!!! :))
RE: Yahoo Stuff
I agree with MrHyde.. well said there, i couldn`t have said it any better myself....
I have known Gorty for months now too, and i find her a breath of fresh air the way she tries to express herself, yes sometimes i have picked her up wrong but i say to her that i don`t understand that, and can she explain to me again.... Its only me i`m really thick is all.. :))
But all in all Gorty is special to those who know her... :P
I have known Gorty for months now too, and i find her a breath of fresh air the way she tries to express herself, yes sometimes i have picked her up wrong but i say to her that i don`t understand that, and can she explain to me again.... Its only me i`m really thick is all.. :))
But all in all Gorty is special to those who know her... :P
RE: Yahoo Stuff
I agree too. I've always found Gortensia to be a sweetheart although there will always be translation problems and patience has to be a virtue. Why can't we all live in peace and harmony here. We're all here for similar reasons
ebony lady with long fingernails?
Hi, im looking for an ebony lady with long sexy fingernails. No chance here in cc?
For the non-believers
lately the rumor has come up again that some of my super hot archive photos are touched-up with photoshop. Well, I just want to make it very clear to everyone who enjoys my sexy pictures that all of them (including the photos of my huge member- yes it's really that big) are 100% steamy and REAL. So ladies, keep enjoying the sexy cause it's there for your tasting
RE: For the non-believers
dude, I haven't had breakfast yet! ... damnit, I knew I shouldn't have opened that post so early in the day!
RE: For the non-believers
It's o.k. , purge yourself, man. You understand it's all about the ladies. It gives me great comfort knowing that you're not sitting over a bowl of Fruit Loops thinking about my hot tangy rectum. Keep it Real!
RE: For the non-believers
hey, where is the hot rump now? I came to seek your sex, but you are not online? hope you are back before I leave for class. Muh..
RE: For the non-believers
You'll just have to start the day with an empty stomach.. the same way I'll end it.
RE: to "hoster"
Sorry.I didnt think you'll be angry if I'd post on your personal forum.But I'm shy to tell here my name aloud.I'll tell it privatelly later, ok?I'm blushing all over.
Hmm.To repeat? Ok.
RE: dead sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 18/Apr/2006 14:06 (GMT)
I dont know who are you talking about. May be you mixed forums but imnotsoshy is so damn alive sexy.You should visit his video definatelly.And I don't mean he's showing too much sex on his video but He's very charming and this is more attractive for a woman.
Btw when are you going on-line imnotsoshy?I 'm missing you already.Waaaaaaaa.
Hmm.To repeat? Ok.
RE: dead sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 18/Apr/2006 14:06 (GMT)
I dont know who are you talking about. May be you mixed forums but imnotsoshy is so damn alive sexy.You should visit his video definatelly.And I don't mean he's showing too much sex on his video but He's very charming and this is more attractive for a woman.
Btw when are you going on-line imnotsoshy?I 'm missing you already.Waaaaaaaa.
to nonamehost
Sorry I looked on another thing while typing a reply and Iunderstood what he told this way:"Wanna share with us all you tell me and tell me ur name????"
I though he wanted me both to repeat all what I posted on his personal forum and to tell my name as well.So I tried to answer as complete as I could.
Ooops I'm looking at something else again.Brb.
I though he wanted me both to repeat all what I posted on his personal forum and to tell my name as well.So I tried to answer as complete as I could.
Ooops I'm looking at something else again.Brb.
RE: to "hoster"
ok, DM, let's jump him now, it's SELF PROMOTION aint it ?????
why a girl who posts here often is blamed for promoting herself, but noone will kick this imnotsoshy's ass ??? :P:P:P
shy, hope you wont' decide i hate you just coz i'm posting this :P
kiss
why a girl who posts here often is blamed for promoting herself, but noone will kick this imnotsoshy's ass ??? :P:P:P
shy, hope you wont' decide i hate you just coz i'm posting this :P
kiss
To trisk
You're mistaken.It's not a SELF PROMOTION.I'm real.I do really exist.And sometimes even host on this site.
:P your ass too.:O Sorry Triks.I mixed asses.I'm getting a bit cross-eyed close to the evening.Zzzzzzzz.Later folks
:P your ass too.:O Sorry Triks.I mixed asses.I'm getting a bit cross-eyed close to the evening.Zzzzzzzz.Later folks
RE: to "hoster" (To Triksy)
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm hoster gr8 idea u have there.. Can i join in to licking Triksy`s ass..... what a beautiful butt it is... if i ever saw it in the first place.. can only imagine.. :(
RE: to kosh
awwwww, kosh, thank you very much !!!
yours is not bad too :P :P :D
kisses and hugs (K)
p.s. if yoiu have a min, plz drop in my room ok :)
yours is not bad too :P :P :D
kisses and hugs (K)
p.s. if yoiu have a min, plz drop in my room ok :)
RE: to "hoster" (to shy)
Hey shy did u get the chop... !!???
Did sunny find u and chop it off then.. hahahahaha
i hope she used the sharp scissors, otherwise it might leave a jagged edge.. but maybe that would be different... LMAO
Did sunny find u and chop it off then.. hahahahaha
i hope she used the sharp scissors, otherwise it might leave a jagged edge.. but maybe that would be different... LMAO
RE: To the one who is mad on me and To whom I dont bother with pms anymore
Jerry!!...Jerry!!...Jerry!!
RE: To the one who is mad on me and To whom I dont bother with pms anymore
i love you!!the wisest sweetest most open honest girl/woman on cc.you are my star.you shine your brightness where ever you go.kiss
RE: To the one who is mad on me and To whom I dont bother with pms anymore
Does she really? Because she never shines any light on me. Personally i think she is just a drama queen, like so many of the regulars on comm chat!
RE: To the one who is mad on me and To whom I dont bother with pms anymore
Have you ever spoken to her? She is sweet and sensitive and she takes comments to heart. She reads too much into things and I've told her to let it just pass her by. Stop worrying about everything Gort!
RE: To the one who is mad on me and To whom I dont bother with pms anymore
Hey Little mama, you took my groove and spun it around. I still dig you just fine, but I dig a lot of ladies and I'm at my super-hot prime. You can hop on for a lttle ride, but just don't try to slow down the love train, mama, because it's full stream ahead..yum...catch ya on the flipside...C11
RE: To "Me"
Mmmm...your delicious as always my fudgy delight.
When you visited my hot grooves in the past, how come you didn't tell me you were into role playing?, yum ;)
You are always such a nice sweet girl but yes i guess you are kinky too. I guess you can be my mother in hot video next time.
I will wear one of my diapers and you can help me change into a new one. I'll let you spank me from behind (when I'm naughty) while I do my morning stretches. I'd better stop or the other ladies will get jealous of you. Looking forward to your hot new idea...see you soon!
When you visited my hot grooves in the past, how come you didn't tell me you were into role playing?, yum ;)
You are always such a nice sweet girl but yes i guess you are kinky too. I guess you can be my mother in hot video next time.
I will wear one of my diapers and you can help me change into a new one. I'll let you spank me from behind (when I'm naughty) while I do my morning stretches. I'd better stop or the other ladies will get jealous of you. Looking forward to your hot new idea...see you soon!
To Gortenasia
You have my word I have no interest in getting you in Yahoo...maybe bent over, with your legs spread in a public restroom??? But not in Yahoo...hope you find out who is...
RE: To Gortenasia
I must admit that sometimes I really don't know if a post such as this one, is literally trying to demean someone, in this case Gortensia? Putting the Yahoo issue aside, here is your later half quote: "maybe bent over with your legs spread in a public restroom???" Ok, having read this now for about the 5th time, I've concluded that you, by this statement, are purposely trying to degrade and demean Vera. Now, am I right, or am I wrong, according to you personally "Me?" I personally don't see any gray area's here. You have either purposely insulted Vera, or you see this as a joke; there are no "in betweens." If it was meant to be a joke, can you possibly point out any of the humor aspects in it? I don't think you can. Furthermore, having been a member here for over 2yrs now, I've concluded that this is one of the most disgusting and degrading insults ever directed at a chathost here on CC. An apology is due here, plain and simple! If CC themselves would like to weigh in on this whole thing, please feel welcomed to do just that!
Comments Made In The Year 1957
I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.
Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one.
If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit.
A quarter a pack is ridiculous.
Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime
just to mail a letter?
If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.
When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would
someday cost 29 cents a gallon.
Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.
Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it
impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be
wearing their hair as long as the girls.
I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since
they let Clark Gable get by with saying, "damn" in "Gone With The
Wind," it seems every new movie has either hell or damn in it.
I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to
put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have
some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.
Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract
for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me
if someday they'll be making more than the president.
I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.
It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to work to make ends meet.
It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so they can both work.
Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars
seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.
I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to
a whole lot of foreign business.
Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are
electing the best people to Parliament.
The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather,
but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.
There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a
weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel.
No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital
is too rich for my blood.
If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.
RE: Comments Made In The Year 1957
Vera, I think all Psy was trying to do was to point out some financial facts about how expenses use to be in the USA, than compared to what everthing cost now. I don't think her post had anything to do with making a political statement, rather a nostalgic one from the past......in which even some humor can be found. :)
RE: Comments Made In The Year 1957
I like that idea - science is out friend ... well, my friend because I have no real ones but let's not quibble ...
Dungeon !!!????
Just very curious guys about dungeon... Whats the big deal, i hear a lot about it, ropes, chains, spanking, clamps and many more i don`t know of...
To me it would be fun and funny something different to explore... Like very funny foreplay to sex..
Is there any Mistress out there who`s willing to teach a NOVICE like me... I asked someone but she`s unwilling to teach me.... hahahhahahaha
Any offers post here... :P hahahaha
To me it would be fun and funny something different to explore... Like very funny foreplay to sex..
Is there any Mistress out there who`s willing to teach a NOVICE like me... I asked someone but she`s unwilling to teach me.... hahahhahahaha
Any offers post here... :P hahahaha
RE: Dungeon !!!???? (To Big Johnny)
NP Big Johnny.... heres my phone number....
0845-RAMMYBUTT...
hahahahaha
Have a good day Big Johhny..... :D
0845-RAMMYBUTT...
hahahahaha
Have a good day Big Johhny..... :D
RE: Dungeon !!!???? (To Nonamev)
No problem at all Nonamev....... But first gimme ur name so i can go one better and show u what i`ve learned when it happens:D hehhee
OOOHhhhhhhhh i`m excited to learn more.... :)
OOOHhhhhhhhh i`m excited to learn more.... :)
RE: Dungeon !!!???? (To Nadeen)
MERCY.... MERCY..... Nadeen.... i have the belt ready no spank me good... maybe it would be better if i had that whip u have:P make it RAW HIDE... hahahaha :-D
One thing though Nadeen am i allowed to spank ur gorgeous butt as well ;-) Let me know and i`ll be there like a shot nadeen.. hehe
OMG Nadeen i`m glad i don`t have a black cock, i`d have 2 eyes in it by now with that high heel in it.. hahaha
Ohh lemme tickle them feet to..... HOLD ON a minute i thought u were gonna teach me not me u:-D
Just give me a call on the above number i gave to Big Johnny Nadeen i`ll be waiting..... LMAO....
One thing though Nadeen am i allowed to spank ur gorgeous butt as well ;-) Let me know and i`ll be there like a shot nadeen.. hehe
OMG Nadeen i`m glad i don`t have a black cock, i`d have 2 eyes in it by now with that high heel in it.. hahaha
Ohh lemme tickle them feet to..... HOLD ON a minute i thought u were gonna teach me not me u:-D
Just give me a call on the above number i gave to Big Johnny Nadeen i`ll be waiting..... LMAO....
RE: Dungeon !!!????
I'd like only to humiliate:DBut I have humiliated you already kosh.Do you want me to repeat???:O
RE: Dungeon !!!???? (mistress ME)
Well hello mistress me....
The biggest sexual organ is the brain.. FECK that, that rules me out big time... :P
Hmmmm humiliation and pain.. i hate both.. maybe i`m in the wrong section then:(( and i really wanted to try it at least once with a mistress.. :( WWWWaaaaaaaaaaa Ass fucking.. no way ass spanking maybe or if the girl does the ass fucking.... LMAO... ohhhh thats to kinky for me...
Ur right mistress i wanna cum and cum... but i just wanted to see if this dungeon this would let me cum.... hahahahha But i don`t want to be told what it is all about, i`d like to experience it at least once :-) cos it sounds so sexy in a strange way... maybe its just my kinky mind.. wait thats wrong i have no mind :P
Your also right about the mistress to guide me, i have one in mind who would be perfect to do this but she`s not willing as i said:P shes to shy hahahhaa
But thanks for the information Mistress Me.... big hugs and kisses to u... Am i allowed to do that... ??!!! :D
The biggest sexual organ is the brain.. FECK that, that rules me out big time... :P
Hmmmm humiliation and pain.. i hate both.. maybe i`m in the wrong section then:(( and i really wanted to try it at least once with a mistress.. :( WWWWaaaaaaaaaaa Ass fucking.. no way ass spanking maybe or if the girl does the ass fucking.... LMAO... ohhhh thats to kinky for me...
Ur right mistress i wanna cum and cum... but i just wanted to see if this dungeon this would let me cum.... hahahahha But i don`t want to be told what it is all about, i`d like to experience it at least once :-) cos it sounds so sexy in a strange way... maybe its just my kinky mind.. wait thats wrong i have no mind :P
Your also right about the mistress to guide me, i have one in mind who would be perfect to do this but she`s not willing as i said:P shes to shy hahahhaa
But thanks for the information Mistress Me.... big hugs and kisses to u... Am i allowed to do that... ??!!! :D
RE: Dungeon !!!???? (To Sunny)
OOHHHHHH Pllllleeeaaassseeeeeeee Sunny do me good do me good do me way damn good.... :-D
I think Shy should watch out seems his manhood is gonna be on the line, or is that the chopping block.. hahaha
Awwww CUM ON Sunny TTTEEEAACCCHHHH MEEEE.. you know ur my only mistress but u refuse to service me.. hahahaha LMAO
Its so sad... :(( she only ever locks me in that damn cage...
Maybe i could try ANGRYGODDESS she minght be good ;)
Or maybe XYRDESIRE she looks really cool, i think she could teach me a thing or 2 or 3 or 4... maybe a dozen things if i have the equipment that is hahahaha.... Ohhh i know hows about KINKYDOM.. now i could spank that butt nicely...
So cum on sunny i still have that candle.. i have no rope but is a shoe lace any good, i have a belt to on my jeans, damn that means my jeans will fall down if i take the belt off.. (Gone all red) You`ll see my ass again sunny... Turn the other way please... hehe Wow sunny thanks ur ass looke gr8 :))) Now turn to the side... now all the way round... WOW what a body Nadeen and Kinkydom have... :-D LMAO
Ohhhhh oohhhhhhh i better run she coming for me.. Damn i`ll have to go to the police now for GBH..... Officer i`ve been assaulted.. And who assaulted you... I don`t know but i have there finger prints.... Ahh good man now where have u got them... Here Officer on my ass.. hahahaha
Catch ya all later ppl have fun.. and more offers from more mistress`s pls..... :)Be gentle with me.....
I think Shy should watch out seems his manhood is gonna be on the line, or is that the chopping block.. hahaha
Awwww CUM ON Sunny TTTEEEAACCCHHHH MEEEE.. you know ur my only mistress but u refuse to service me.. hahahaha LMAO
Its so sad... :(( she only ever locks me in that damn cage...
Maybe i could try ANGRYGODDESS she minght be good ;)
Or maybe XYRDESIRE she looks really cool, i think she could teach me a thing or 2 or 3 or 4... maybe a dozen things if i have the equipment that is hahahaha.... Ohhh i know hows about KINKYDOM.. now i could spank that butt nicely...
So cum on sunny i still have that candle.. i have no rope but is a shoe lace any good, i have a belt to on my jeans, damn that means my jeans will fall down if i take the belt off.. (Gone all red) You`ll see my ass again sunny... Turn the other way please... hehe Wow sunny thanks ur ass looke gr8 :))) Now turn to the side... now all the way round... WOW what a body Nadeen and Kinkydom have... :-D LMAO
Ohhhhh oohhhhhhh i better run she coming for me.. Damn i`ll have to go to the police now for GBH..... Officer i`ve been assaulted.. And who assaulted you... I don`t know but i have there finger prints.... Ahh good man now where have u got them... Here Officer on my ass.. hahahaha
Catch ya all later ppl have fun.. and more offers from more mistress`s pls..... :)Be gentle with me.....
RE: Dungeon !!!????(To AG)
WOW AG.... YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS do it more i love it so much... mmmmmmmmmmmm...
ohhh yesssss morreeeeeee oohhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooohhhhh aahhhhhhhhhhhh yyeeessssssssssssssss gimmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee morreeeeeeeeee
Hey is that double cream ur using there;P And were is the strawberries..?!! Ohhh i see on my nipples.. cool :D
Ok now AG bend over i wanna get the Cherry.. hehe
ohhh yesssss morreeeeeee oohhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooohhhhh aahhhhhhhhhhhh yyeeessssssssssssssss gimmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee morreeeeeeeeee
Hey is that double cream ur using there;P And were is the strawberries..?!! Ohhh i see on my nipples.. cool :D
Ok now AG bend over i wanna get the Cherry.. hehe
RE: Dungeon !!!????(To AG)
I'll do what i can to help create your dark fantasy. I have some hot leather pants (that are assless) and a brown mask I wear sometimes. I'll be your funky new master...now shave my back bitch...see you in my hot dungeon....charles
RE: Dungeon !!!????(To Chucky)
Good one chucky.. i love it... i`ll have to make an appointment .. top of my list .. specially them pants with no ass... BTW chucky can i borrow them for a few hours..... i have to visit someone soon:))))
RE: Dungeon !!!????(To Chucky)
Welcome dear. You can think at what would u like to try, then go to ur mistress tell her and then if she is good she can build up something around that, there is also sensual domination and if the two are creative they can do it ........ until then enjoy CUMMMMMIIIINNGGG and of course u can hug me and kiss me but after u take a bow ;)
Take care and dont get to perverted .. hahahha
Take care and dont get to perverted .. hahahha
Gender of computers:-))
A scientist had previously been a sailor. He was very aware that ships were addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed as. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts.
The first group was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The group of women reported that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
The have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem themselves.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
The first group was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The group of women reported that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
The have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem themselves.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
She is a 99% smartass for sure, but I love her anyway.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Ok, you sound good, but you have to meet my qualifications. I like to sleep late as I stay out all night with my friends at the topless bar, you have to take care of my 3 children (they are adopted 18 y/o girls from some country I can't remember), you have to be willing to give me alot of money on a regular basis as you will get a green card to come to america. Mail me a pair of your panties so I know you aren't a lard butt. I look forward to hearing from you :)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Interesting...BUT, send a copy of a passport...you are crazy who the hell would do that? and it would necessarily prove a man is single anyhow.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
wouldnt cam feel that need better, i mean u have to meet this person anyways on cam
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
well my passport doesnt say im married or not, but my daughter will say i am not....hehe, is a older daughter a good enough refrence, if she isnt considered baggage...:P
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Now, why would something like that happen....cause dad meets woman on a porn site...hehe...tell her when she calls for u to validate, that we met...at ...disney land....lol
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Your requirements are an awful lot for someone to try and live up to. Seems you want to marry Christ himself (not that even HE was perfect). I think if you hold out for all of these conditions, you are doomed to disappointment and loneliness. No one on this earth is so perfect as you require. Not even you. Any woman that demands a man to be so perfect will only drive him away for his failure to be flawless. Good luck finding a rich Jesus Christ. That sort of person doesnt exist anywhere. Good luck in your quest anyway.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
If they were so perfect.....why didnt you marry one of them? Or better question....why didnt they marry you? . Ive talked to you several times in the past and I stopped so........I can come to my own conclusions on this I think.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
why didn't she marry one? check her original post, she needs proof he is unmarried... many girls here have fallen for the married guy with the expense account... the guy that can pay for a few visits on "business trips" to screw her mind and heart up until the wife finds out or he gets tired of her... good luck, DxA
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I'm single, not married, the only paper I have show I'm single is my tax returns, should I fax them over? I don't think that will happen anytime soon. I don't have anyother papers/special ID card saying I'm single (driver's license, passport, ATM card, library card or Jr G Man card) What kind of proof do we have to send that will pass this portion of the interview?
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
If she is really serious, all she has to do is buy a background check. There are dozens of companies on the web doing these.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Wheeeewwww :) Thank god, with all those requirements you originally posted, I felt like I need a lawyer arrange the 1st meeting. Now that I am off the hook, I am free to continue my quest for the most beautiful asian girl with a tight tummy and not placing a 15 item checklist to see if I measure up to her standards.
Ahhhhh freedommmmmm again :P
Ahhhhh freedommmmmm again :P
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
LOL, make sure u dont forget her country after u adopt her LOL
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Oh I won't forget the citiies this time,
Can you book a flight for me to Beaver Colorado with a follow on to BANG-COCK Thailand and another follow on to Fock Sani Romania? Thanks in advance.
Can you book a flight for me to Beaver Colorado with a follow on to BANG-COCK Thailand and another follow on to Fock Sani Romania? Thanks in advance.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Set the standards high Gabi :)).... and in the end, the right one will be there for sure...:)) it was really great talking to you again, my friend.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Nah , been there done that , got the T-Shirt ,,,, just got rid of my Romanian Ex lol ,,, thank the lord ....................
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Hmm.. Except for that little bit about loving cats, you just described my Golden Retriever, Shotzy, damn near to a tee.
Sure, he may not be a "man" of the human variety, but he's already in possession of the one key quality every woman eventually demands of a good husband - His marbles've been snipped.
Sorry, he's got no passport, but I can fax you his AKC documentiation and records of all vaccinations if you're interested. :P
Sure, he may not be a "man" of the human variety, but he's already in possession of the one key quality every woman eventually demands of a good husband - His marbles've been snipped.
Sorry, he's got no passport, but I can fax you his AKC documentiation and records of all vaccinations if you're interested. :P
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
should moved here last summer...hehe....san fransisco would of accepted u..for a short time.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Im glad, i am a soccer fan, so i can keep my freedom lolllllllllllllllllllllllll.
But good luck lady.
But good luck lady.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Dear G,
Are you the one i seek?? I do have a weakness for Romanian women ( have references) ...am a hopeless romantic.....(again good references)....... I stand waiting for your reply... and screenname is real...try it... lol
Are you the one i seek?? I do have a weakness for Romanian women ( have references) ...am a hopeless romantic.....(again good references)....... I stand waiting for your reply... and screenname is real...try it... lol
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
xoxo , back off :-P :-)
She is mine!!!
G, you know I love you Angel ...Let me be the one! ....Please!
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
She is mine!!!
G, you know I love you Angel ...Let me be the one! ....Please!
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Another Soul......you had your chance u chose another....leave her to me.....hehe
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Well... G didn't even reply to my message ....that says alot :-(( ...i am soooooooo sad now ...i think i am just gonna cry.:-((
xoxo, if you win her heart make sure you treat her right , she deserves the best. :-)
And xoxo... whoever you're talking about has left me ...they all have :-((
Kisses & hugs
AS :-(
xoxo, if you win her heart make sure you treat her right , she deserves the best. :-)
And xoxo... whoever you're talking about has left me ...they all have :-((
Kisses & hugs
AS :-(
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Well, I am not sure who you are , so I m waiting for the application from you :O
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Ohh yes!.....You know me very well. :-)
Regarding application form ....I have applied a long time ago but it got turned down :-(
However, do you think you might like UK as much as you like USA? :-P
PS. No matter what, you will always be my one and only little Devil with an Angel's Soul and Smile. :-P
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
Regarding application form ....I have applied a long time ago but it got turned down :-(
However, do you think you might like UK as much as you like USA? :-P
PS. No matter what, you will always be my one and only little Devil with an Angel's Soul and Smile. :-P
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Crap, I really have no idea who you are... I was never proposed by a brit :O
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
According to my books, it is never too late....is it? :-P
Now, my name starts with one of the letters before *D* (this is another clue for you G). :-P
PS. I am sure you will figure out one way or another who i am. After all, you're one of the smartest Devil/Angel i have ever had the pleasure of knowing.:-P
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
Now, my name starts with one of the letters before *D* (this is another clue for you G). :-P
PS. I am sure you will figure out one way or another who i am. After all, you're one of the smartest Devil/Angel i have ever had the pleasure of knowing.:-P
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Such is life, xoxo. :-P :-)
G, i love u more! :-P
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
G, i love u more! :-P
Kisses & Hugs
AS :-)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Sorry Gabi, for butting in, but Another Soul.. is it you, D?
The only brit I have in my mind and both I and Gabi know :P
The only brit I have in my mind and both I and Gabi know :P
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Never said that.. But, I have the feeling we both know D, a real gentleman :) Anyway, won't give any other details
Good luck :)
Good luck :)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
From experience I tell you , you did not lost him...he either ran for some hotty or was stollen...lol
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Well I'm not interested in any relationships right now, but I may take you up on a tour package...as long as you can guarantee no vampires...my ex-wife already sucked the life out of me.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
this is a damned funny post ... I'm loving all the replies. Once all the losers and nutcases have replied to you or written to your CC mail and you have rejected them all (as I know you will), then feel free to write to me (abanana) and I'll see what I can do.
Well done on getting everyone out of the woodwork Gabi :)
Well done on getting everyone out of the woodwork Gabi :)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Ok, I see you rejected my 1st offer. In business this is called the negotiation phase. Let's see if we can come to a mutual agreement, 1) You agree to not cut off my wee wee and I agree to wake up no later that 0900, 2) Seeing as you have been to the US many times you agree to let me shack up with you in Romania (I can't speak the language, so me working there is out of the question, especially with all the drinking I plan on doing) and I agree to learn you wonderful country by traveling all over. 3) I get rid of my adopted 18 year old girls for the country I can't remember in exchange for two of your friends. And lastly I noticed you side stepped the request for the lard butt panty check...mmmmmm very interesting
Looking forward to hear your next counter offer.
Looking forward to hear your next counter offer.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
You are a hot shit kid. I wish you luck. Give me an intelligent, funny, interesting girl any day and she looks like she has a set of promising hooters....besides with the lights out she could be SexyScorpion...and need I say it is all pink on the inside.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Hey wtf...you never called :P
Guess you wont apply.
By the way, I have no idea what you are trying to say since I dont know the expressions you are using. Try translating them for me.
Guess you wont apply.
By the way, I have no idea what you are trying to say since I dont know the expressions you are using. Try translating them for me.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
By WTF's standards that was very complimentary. However if you don't know what he was talking about you probably don't want to. I seem to recall from some of his other posts that he has "baggage"
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
G this posting has delivered more fun than the forums have seen in ages................good job
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Wow,I am suprised Imshy didn't take you up on this offer,he goes after everyone else.You must be one of the few he hasn't tried yet.Hahahahahaha
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Who says he hasnt tried :O. He just didnt try in the forums LOL
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I'm looking for any too but all they want me to get naked.I'd like to find him without getting naked on cam.Is it possible?
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
sorry to inform u "E" but i dont "go after everyone else" as u put it..go get a life..and DxA....when did i try to get u either here or anywhere else?its news to me
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Can you spot a joke when you read one? Relax, world is not grey all the time.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Wow, long thread Gabriela! But on the more sincere side, I think it took a lot of nerve (positive) to post what you did. Anyway, to reiterate what 'ivymike' has said, wish you the Very Best in your Quest! :)
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I am actually impressed that I did not have anyone post anything negative, and everyone is enjoying this. I think the forums needed a little fun.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I find it less "fun" and more like "pathetic". I actually feel sorry in advance for the guy that wins your little contest.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Oh finalllyyyyyyy.......where have you beennnn? I was starting to be disapointed, thinking you vanished. Phewww, now I can sleep and have nice dreams.... LOL
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
When is the cut-off date for Applicants? I hope you will give a Simon Cowell type judgement on each of them... this i gotta see! lmao
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
OK OK, enough about this...I will admit...I am not really searching..but was fun as it lasted...And I dont think I am as bad as Simon Cowell
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Sorry, I am just what you are looking for but do not like smart asses.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I can't make up my mind between these choices -
1)The OP is absolutely serious
2)It is an ironic post aimed at people who set their standards too high for their own good.
3)She has recently been burned and burned bad, so she rationalizes what she thinks were the causes of that and is trying to exclude them from her next relationship.
Either way, such people exist, in both sexes, but they are not necessarily fun to be around with or being involved with.
1)The OP is absolutely serious
2)It is an ironic post aimed at people who set their standards too high for their own good.
3)She has recently been burned and burned bad, so she rationalizes what she thinks were the causes of that and is trying to exclude them from her next relationship.
Either way, such people exist, in both sexes, but they are not necessarily fun to be around with or being involved with.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
no, not really :P
honestly though, you aren't looking for a man, unless, as i said, you were burned by some independent macho type and want to avoid that.
you have set a whole set of demands, but that sort of thing works both ways. do you think you will be able to fairly and reasonably contribute to that sort of relationship?
besides, you say that you like quiet evenings now. can you seriously claim that you will like quiet evenings in three months, in half a year, in two years? what if you get bored by having a little obedient lapdog and want someone with a personality of his own again?
honestly though, you aren't looking for a man, unless, as i said, you were burned by some independent macho type and want to avoid that.
you have set a whole set of demands, but that sort of thing works both ways. do you think you will be able to fairly and reasonably contribute to that sort of relationship?
besides, you say that you like quiet evenings now. can you seriously claim that you will like quiet evenings in three months, in half a year, in two years? what if you get bored by having a little obedient lapdog and want someone with a personality of his own again?
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I would not ask for something I can not offer in return. As for the evenings...I had enough excitement, I just want to be able to just sit have nothing else to do than sit.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I'm terrible at guessing ages, but judging by your pictures, you are what...23-24 years old? While it could be a difference in cultures, isn't it a bit early to be settling down? Assuming that it is what you want, because it pretty much sounds like it, with having to eventually like cats and all.
Hold on, I think I got it now. You're looking for someone to support you, someone to draw strength from, while having all the benefits of unquestioning loyalty and safety.
Good job B-)
Oh wait, no, I lied. It sounds fairly insecure to me and with that in mind, I have to question your capability to offer the same in return.
You might be in need of support now, but even cuddling at the fireplace will get old after a while and having someone worship you is quite boring on the long run, not to mention damaging to the relationship.
Hold on, I think I got it now. You're looking for someone to support you, someone to draw strength from, while having all the benefits of unquestioning loyalty and safety.
Good job B-)
Oh wait, no, I lied. It sounds fairly insecure to me and with that in mind, I have to question your capability to offer the same in return.
You might be in need of support now, but even cuddling at the fireplace will get old after a while and having someone worship you is quite boring on the long run, not to mention damaging to the relationship.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
I think the last thing she wants is a lapdog. Everything she asks for she is ready to give in return. She just wants a guy who is worthy of her love. And some of those quiet evenings might be snuggling up together to make up after a fight. She doesn't want a guy who will agree with her all the time but one who, when she really needs it, will be loyal and supportive.
RE: Looking for a boyfriend/husband- serious post
Why do you feel the need to ramble without sence? By the way, all your guessing is wrong, so you are really not good at this game.
RE: Female Question
Attrective women don't have an adam's apple or a five o'clock shadow and I prefer one without "man-hands".
RE: Female Question
Now this is going to put pressure on my brain, at this time of night to thats not good..... And besides i never have any good thoughts.. so stand back and get ready for this one off thinking spree.... :D
Lets see where to start..... hmmmmmmmmm
Well it doesn`t matter what anyone thinks about a girl i like/love or am attracted to cos in my eyes she will be beautiful.. It always takes time to get to know a girl, her personality and feelings etc etc...
But lets see.. Honesty has to be top of the list as all relationships are built around it even friendships, and if u don`t trust them then there is no relationship of any kind...
Humour has to be up there to, they have to have a good sense of homour if not then i`ll make up for it.. hahahaha
As for mind, well she is going to have a lot more thoughts in here mind than me.. Thats a dead cert.. :P But she can teach me things i never thought off and maybe i can teach her stuff to.. (Well you never know) As we get to know each other we can learn from each other. With me being 37 i`m still learning new stuff and i`ll still be learning new things till i die...
As for career, i don`t mind what she does, as long as shes happy in what she does i`ll support her in whatever it is.. (Yes i know there are certain jobs that she could do i wouldn`t like but thats another topic)
Strength, Her strength will be to put up with me and my humour, and i hope her strenghts and mine will help us build a very strong relationship.. As for physical strength, doesn`t matter to me either, she could be an 8 foot body builder or a 4 foot something tiny girl (Like TinyAsian :-D)
Financial status doesn`t matter to me either.. As the saying goes "You can`t buy me love."
As for modesty all girls are modest.. Aren`t they!!!??? :-)
Responsibilty is a must too.. She has to be responsible in what she does and says, and has to be able to say SORRY when she`s wrong, specially when its not the guys fault :-) even when she thinks it is.. Also has to return text messages or at least acknowledge that she got the message when she sees you.. Gets me mad when someone doesn`t even bother returning a text message.
Housewife does that exist anymore with so much independence and free will, but i suppose it does exist but in good relationships both have to pull their weight and do housework.. :)
Other things i look for is Craziness, they have to be as crazy as me or at least in some part as many know that i am real crazy in some of the things i have done in my life so far.. :-)
But all in all it comes down to the whole package, in one word PERSONALITY.. All the above in one girl!! is that possible?
Loving, caring, sensible, sensitive, happy, funny, innocent, devilish and many many more... Just a small selection...
But we all know we can never have all this in one girl as no-one is perfect, if we were it would be a very boring world..
Well thats my 2pence worth anyway (2pence i think thats more like a tener). There is probably a lot more i missed out. But i`m sure there will be more posts on this topic and i`ll read them and say "Feck it, why didn`t i think of that!!."
And if there are no more posts then thank feck i won`t have to use my brain anymore... at least for tonight anyway..:-)
Dooooohhhhhhhhhh (Said in Homer Simpson voice)
Anyway take care all and have fun...Now i`m off to rest my brain for the rest of the night i`m exhausted......
Lets see where to start..... hmmmmmmmmm
Well it doesn`t matter what anyone thinks about a girl i like/love or am attracted to cos in my eyes she will be beautiful.. It always takes time to get to know a girl, her personality and feelings etc etc...
But lets see.. Honesty has to be top of the list as all relationships are built around it even friendships, and if u don`t trust them then there is no relationship of any kind...
Humour has to be up there to, they have to have a good sense of homour if not then i`ll make up for it.. hahahaha
As for mind, well she is going to have a lot more thoughts in here mind than me.. Thats a dead cert.. :P But she can teach me things i never thought off and maybe i can teach her stuff to.. (Well you never know) As we get to know each other we can learn from each other. With me being 37 i`m still learning new stuff and i`ll still be learning new things till i die...
As for career, i don`t mind what she does, as long as shes happy in what she does i`ll support her in whatever it is.. (Yes i know there are certain jobs that she could do i wouldn`t like but thats another topic)
Strength, Her strength will be to put up with me and my humour, and i hope her strenghts and mine will help us build a very strong relationship.. As for physical strength, doesn`t matter to me either, she could be an 8 foot body builder or a 4 foot something tiny girl (Like TinyAsian :-D)
Financial status doesn`t matter to me either.. As the saying goes "You can`t buy me love."
As for modesty all girls are modest.. Aren`t they!!!??? :-)
Responsibilty is a must too.. She has to be responsible in what she does and says, and has to be able to say SORRY when she`s wrong, specially when its not the guys fault :-) even when she thinks it is.. Also has to return text messages or at least acknowledge that she got the message when she sees you.. Gets me mad when someone doesn`t even bother returning a text message.
Housewife does that exist anymore with so much independence and free will, but i suppose it does exist but in good relationships both have to pull their weight and do housework.. :)
Other things i look for is Craziness, they have to be as crazy as me or at least in some part as many know that i am real crazy in some of the things i have done in my life so far.. :-)
But all in all it comes down to the whole package, in one word PERSONALITY.. All the above in one girl!! is that possible?
Loving, caring, sensible, sensitive, happy, funny, innocent, devilish and many many more... Just a small selection...
But we all know we can never have all this in one girl as no-one is perfect, if we were it would be a very boring world..
Well thats my 2pence worth anyway (2pence i think thats more like a tener). There is probably a lot more i missed out. But i`m sure there will be more posts on this topic and i`ll read them and say "Feck it, why didn`t i think of that!!."
And if there are no more posts then thank feck i won`t have to use my brain anymore... at least for tonight anyway..:-)
Dooooohhhhhhhhhh (Said in Homer Simpson voice)
Anyway take care all and have fun...Now i`m off to rest my brain for the rest of the night i`m exhausted......
RE: Female Question
Well as for me (I'm straight) the main thing is girl's mind and devotion.:)I like the girls who are my friends or will be my future real friends to have the features.
RE: Male Question
The answer depends on what you want the man for, and what type of girl you are. Honesty, loyal, looks good to you, and financial stable would be the most commonly looked at by women. But if you just want a lover then maybe body and body parts are important. But a friend the looks arent so important. and for a husband honesty and loyalty, with looks that you want to wake up to every morning are important. well thats atleast what i look for in women!
To viagragirl
This is not the same what I meant.Hmm for example you dont know the man yet.You're not even introduced to him do you expect him to love you?Love not a characteristic it's a feeling.Each man may love you but depending from his character he may love differently.For example have you ever read "Wuthering Heights".He loved=he hated.
Ok the most attractive characteristic for me is reliability.I mean in all sences.
Ok the most attractive characteristic for me is reliability.I mean in all sences.
take care everyone
To all those that I met here, and had friendships with, take great care of your lives, and cherish all those that come into your lives. Life is to short to draw wrong conclusions and make false assumptions of people, when all we know is what we gather from this distant cyberspace world. Each and every one of you has unique qualities that should be nurtured and cherished.
Good health to each of you.
Good health to each of you.
RE: take care everyone
Goodbye for, whats it now, the 5th or 6th time?
If you are going to leave, just leave. This forum message was not necessary.
If you are going to leave, just leave. This forum message was not necessary.
to you
Hey there, Hope you are having a really nice day. A couple of us were just wondering (if you don't mind) would you please let us know when you're headed out for the day. This way we will wait until the next shift to "express ourselves" as the forum suggests we can. Thank you very much in advance for your help.
Hope the weather is nice there. :)
Several loyal members
Hope the weather is nice there. :)
Several loyal members
RE: to you
It looks like this message was directed at us, or more precisely, those of us who have at hand at deleting messages.
Seeing as quite a lot of messages were deleted last night, it will probably be useful if we explain some of the moderation policies we try to observe to keep the forums civil.
We have been called "******* nazi communists" before, but we really don't do this because we're evil (we're not), it is part of our attempts to maintain some order on the site.
1. Generally, we do not allow racist statements and often delete messages that show clear negative bias against a particular race, ethnicity or group of people. For example, a post saying "All Elbonians are liars" would get deleted, while "I met a girl from Elbonia who humped and dumped me" wouldn't.
2. Direct and unfunny verbal abuse directed towards someone else. We would recommend refraing from that, but if you really must call someone names, please elaborate a little on why exactly he or she deserves that, especially if that is relevant to the topic at hand. Otherwise, it is just childish and this is supposed to be an adult site :-(
3. Impersonation of other regular forum posters. Granted, it is often very funny, but not everyone can tell the difference between styles of writing and that leads to calls for us to delete the messages before long. So, if it isn't immediately obvious to the untrained eye that the message was posted by an impostor, it does get deleted. That does apply to the various "11" threads too, unfortunately :-(
4. Controversial historical and political topics. We could cite an example from a couple of years ago, when a common "Don't call it soccer, it's football" argument or something equally trivial ended up as a week long flamewar between Brits and Americans, which went as far back as who saved whom in WWII, Boston Tea Party, "Taxation without representation" and ended up in quite a lot paying customers leaving in disgust, citing the forum abuse as an example.
5. Asking for or requesting illegal stuff and stuff that is forbidden on CamContacts. Bestiality, incest, bodily fluid fetishes, rape, child porn, non-consensual SM etc. Posts asking for or bragging about recording Chathosts' videos are deleted as well.
6. Giving out or asking for personal information. It might feel satisfying to drop someones real name, hometown or phone number in the forum, but for obvious reasons, it is not the right thing to do. Viewer screennames are considered personal information too, as most people don't really appreciate having them posted on the site.
7. Posts in languages other than English. We receive quote a lot complaints about the Community Chat already :-(
8. Self-promotion. It is OK to respond to a Viewer's post and say that you cater to his fetish or look just like the girl he is looking for, but signing as "Bill" or "Mike" and saying that your video is the best the Internet has to offer, is not a honest business practice.
Seeing as quite a lot of messages were deleted last night, it will probably be useful if we explain some of the moderation policies we try to observe to keep the forums civil.
We have been called "******* nazi communists" before, but we really don't do this because we're evil (we're not), it is part of our attempts to maintain some order on the site.
1. Generally, we do not allow racist statements and often delete messages that show clear negative bias against a particular race, ethnicity or group of people. For example, a post saying "All Elbonians are liars" would get deleted, while "I met a girl from Elbonia who humped and dumped me" wouldn't.
2. Direct and unfunny verbal abuse directed towards someone else. We would recommend refraing from that, but if you really must call someone names, please elaborate a little on why exactly he or she deserves that, especially if that is relevant to the topic at hand. Otherwise, it is just childish and this is supposed to be an adult site :-(
3. Impersonation of other regular forum posters. Granted, it is often very funny, but not everyone can tell the difference between styles of writing and that leads to calls for us to delete the messages before long. So, if it isn't immediately obvious to the untrained eye that the message was posted by an impostor, it does get deleted. That does apply to the various "11" threads too, unfortunately :-(
4. Controversial historical and political topics. We could cite an example from a couple of years ago, when a common "Don't call it soccer, it's football" argument or something equally trivial ended up as a week long flamewar between Brits and Americans, which went as far back as who saved whom in WWII, Boston Tea Party, "Taxation without representation" and ended up in quite a lot paying customers leaving in disgust, citing the forum abuse as an example.
5. Asking for or requesting illegal stuff and stuff that is forbidden on CamContacts. Bestiality, incest, bodily fluid fetishes, rape, child porn, non-consensual SM etc. Posts asking for or bragging about recording Chathosts' videos are deleted as well.
6. Giving out or asking for personal information. It might feel satisfying to drop someones real name, hometown or phone number in the forum, but for obvious reasons, it is not the right thing to do. Viewer screennames are considered personal information too, as most people don't really appreciate having them posted on the site.
7. Posts in languages other than English. We receive quote a lot complaints about the Community Chat already :-(
8. Self-promotion. It is OK to respond to a Viewer's post and say that you cater to his fetish or look just like the girl he is looking for, but signing as "Bill" or "Mike" and saying that your video is the best the Internet has to offer, is not a honest business practice.
RE: to you
Wow! Finally a little info about the operation of the forum! A long time in coming I'm thinking. Thanks alot CC guys! Perhaps you all could post this in your FAQ's or something. Cheers.
RE: to you
I have a question pertaining to your stated "bodily fluid fetishes" ban. There was a post not long ago looking for a host that squirted and that post was not removed. If "bodily fluid fetishes" are banned, why did you allow that post? Your policies seem a bit inconsistant.
RE: to you
A valid question, thanks ;-)
It looks like we should have been more specific and specified that "bodily fluids" actually refers to bodily waste or excretory fetishes then, as neither female, nor male ejaculation are banned on CamContacts.
It looks like we should have been more specific and specified that "bodily fluids" actually refers to bodily waste or excretory fetishes then, as neither female, nor male ejaculation are banned on CamContacts.
RE: to you
I fully agree with the post of CamContacts regarding this issue. This forum should be about exchanging information, experiences and keeping each other informed. And about mentioning this rules in the FAQ's, descent behaviour should be in your common life FAQ.
RE: to you
Thank you Alan and CC for posting this message. It's high time that someone "lays the law" so to speak, and to do it right inside the general forum! It should be required reading for all members and hosts! :)
RE: secret lovers?
that was always a joke that got started by a typically ridiculous remark in forums, and we just had fun with it
RE: secret lovers?
as so called "my beauty" in the commchat............one of they just posted........wheres the other beauty?.......hahaha..........take care.........xoxoxoxo............
RE: secret lovers?
yeah, I'm still around, just waiting for your post about looking for a boyfriend or husband....lol
Boogie
It's your lucky day tingleberry, Wooooo...Yeeeaaaahhhhh...it's time for some f*ckin super ass sizzling HOT free boogie??!!!! Juice, Juice, Fuzzlejuice, bung,bung..let's go, see you at the hot show!!! Thanks for the juicy easter franken-pants baby..it's chuck time!!
sorry, I'm throwing my annual Easter Wankathon party and everyone from CC is around here ... they'll be back later.
To visit or not to visit that is the question
Instead of us telling you why we don't come to visit, maybe you tell us why we should. That might work better, and don't worry about being to graphic, we can take it.
P.S. Your cam takes fuzzy pics
P.S. Your cam takes fuzzy pics
RE: To visit or not to visit that is the question
i don't need glasses but if i did i could get them.you on the other hand need CLASS & that is something a cheap person like you can never get.it comes from inside but you have nothing inside except hate.you were never told if you can't say something nice,say nothing?ahh,but that means you would only open your mouth to eat,snore & spit.everybody is entitled to their opinion.matt
RE: To visit or not to visit that is the question
thx.don't listen to doh! he iseither too srupid or to yellow to post his name.those who post insukts in anonimity show that they have problems within themselves.constructive criticism is acceptable but not cheap insults thatgive the writer some sort of perverted joy.i will accept your invitation but please be patient.seeya,matt
RE: To visit or not to visit that is the question
what did all that mean.who says what they mean but cares what other think?
Longest or shortest time
What's the longest or shortest time you (or your customers) have ever been in vid?
RE: Longest or shortest time
longest - 45 minutes (yep, I'm a cheap bastard)
shortest - 1 minutes (I'm also quick)
shortest - 1 minutes (I'm also quick)
RE: Longest or shortest time
10 seconds is the shortest. I mistakened the guy as a girl. I was in the wrong category.
The longest I've been with a girl is 1 hr. 24 minutes.
The longest I've been with a girl is 1 hr. 24 minutes.
RE: another cc idea?
A lot of overhead...storage. And who would own the video? The host...CC...the member? How would the video be sold or played again? If a member had a video of a favorite host that they owned they might be inclined to view the video repeatedly rather than do a live, money making video. I think there are many many members here who have found a way to record a live video for their own collection. I am sure CC does not condone it but it is an easy technology.
RE: another cc idea?
depends on how it is stored i guess... otherwise for the most part cc technicly owns anything the host offers through their servers as per our agreement... but i have control over my playbacks since i have them on my pc... that's the way cc has things set up... i know it would add cost initially... but then maybe alot more hosts would have playback to offer... an even cheaper alternative to see your fave.. not live but if she/he is sleeping and you got a jonesin' for 'em, they would be there... in turn more to offer more viewers and increased revinue for cc and hosts... just a thought anyway wtf ;) xoxo cs
RE: another cc idea?
ummm my dear... i didnt say to simply make a palyback, i said to make a playback of a live session with a member.. i already take advantage of running created playbacks... however, if u and a member are having a good show and they request it to be recorded so they may see it again. or if you are doing something particularly special *durring* a *live* show and think it would be good to record for later... also i never said it was my idea... lol! that is an idea already put into effect at other places.. iwas just wondering about having it here... (sigh) xoxo cs
Mistakes in chat happen very often:)
Just wanted to post this in regard with the thread in the viewers forum about Caramella (i think). People, mistakes happen very, very often in text chat when u have more then one member in the room. Sending a meassage to the wrong member is very common and it is an understandble mistake. When having 2 or more members in, u always have to mouse click the member's name to send a private message...sometimes u click the wrong member and send the message to the wrong person. I usually apologise and explain when this happens but if that member leaves imediatelly there's nothing i can do except maybe write a CC mail and explain. In fact that's my main problem with CC chat system...they should change it a little so that we would be able to highlight the member we want to send a prv message from the keyboard directly and not always having tu use the mouse.
RE: Mistakes in chat happen very often:)
unless they are in dungeon, then their job is to be kinda the opposite (which scares this little banana more than I can tell you!) ... but either way, I concur with what joy said, in that chatting to a mutlitude of hosts can be a tough thing at times.
RE: To U(To the one who signed his post as "me")
Never called ur friend a wanker, or tosser as a joke between two people? Its friendly banter u TWAT!!!
RE: To U(To the one who signed his post as "me")
twat is a term of endearment in Outer Mongolia and on the third moon of the planet Tharp in the beta Procyon system ... coincidence? I think not ...