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Speeding ticket:-))

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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RE: Speeding ticket:-))

sounds about right

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RE: Speeding ticket:-))

are you blonde?you missed the post :-))

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RE: Speeding ticket:-))

lol, just the fact you posted in the wrong area made me smile.
Now, what did you say? I was too busy laughing.

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Wrong Way:-))

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
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RE: Wrong Way:-))

hahahahahaha

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Raisin Bread:-))

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread -- on the very top shelf, he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.

Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet. Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"

"No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quivering."
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LoveJoyBaby VS. Scarlett Johansson

Hi Gents and Ladies (of course!),

travelling around on this sound I found this VERY interesting LADY, LoveJoyBaby. I think she looks a lot like Scarlett Johansson. Am I wrong??? Pls, make the comparison, and write down your thoughts :))))!!! THHHHHXXXXXXX

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RE: LoveJoyBaby VS. Scarlett Johansson

yes, there is a resemblance

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Just perfect

she has a personality to match her looks too. Awesome lady.

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RE: :-P

No, I keep it a closely guarded secret. Especially from the wife. :-))

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RE: :-P

Makes a mokery of the 'friends and family' category.... brb, i am going to pay to see my daughter :)

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RE: :-P

my family know & most of my friends know.i don't advertise but i'm not ashamed of it if anyone enquires

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RE: :-P

I would say in general CC is something a member does in privacy and confidence. Telling people that you go to a porn site to masturbate while young women strip is not generally regarded as being too cool or something you want to advertise.

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RE: :-P

oh sure now u tell me that Anonymous #2. u couldn't have said something about it last week? now i am never going to be able to show my face again in that church!

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RE: :-P

btw, do your friends and family know???

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Nobody knows outside CC simply because they would not understand. I would be branded as some perverted loser. And I just noticed that Firefox spell check my writing here.

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I wanna support Triksy: I dont think she posted this to offend anyone. Triksy wants to point out to a better attitude: that being creative and expressive and interested in something attracts potentials viewers much more, than to beg them to come by saying "I am bored". I really think Triksy is expressing something important about the way we cope with being in this world! Triksies message here can help all hosts to find an attitude that will enable them to feel better about themselves and to get more vids at the same time!
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to LongJohn

thank you very much for supporting me :)
But i would like to add that i was saying all that not only to tell girls how to increase their income, but this way of living will help them in their life too, in relationships and meeting new people. Woman's beauty is coming frm the inside of her. If she's happy, kind and loves the life, its' clearly seen in her eyes ! She's shining for all who sarround her and ppl want to get to know her better.
Your beautiful body and face will attract the looks, but if ur beautiful in the inside, you will be able to keep these looks on yourself.

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Bored girls - reply to just me

sorry, i posted my message wrong
It should have been a reply to just me on "bored girls"
sorry!

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Yep i agree with Gortensia..u wanna seem sophisticated, clever , superior dear Trisky..not saying u not i don't know you..but posting once would be more than enough made your point..maybe u keep doing this cause u bored also? or maybe just need bit of attention?? oh well my humile opinnion only im sure u will came up asap with another of your "wise" reply ..happy hosting gals and do the best of this x

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RE: to gortensia

cat fight!:P

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RE: to gortensia

yea love some foxy boxin ;)

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RE: to TRIKSY

Stop picking on Triksy or I will kick your asses. Whatever you meant dear Triksy I am 100% behind it. Whatever.....

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RE: to TRIKSY

it's better to see from side who started to picking on who.better stay there behind someone's ass

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RE: to TRIKSY

What does it say when people talk so much about other people complaining about being bored? Notheing else to say? This post bores me. I'm off to Texas and try some quale hunting, where's my shotgun?

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RE: to TRIKSY

Blimey such a suporter ...can't even sign your own post???

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RE: to TRIKSY

haha someone don't like to flood the chat with her own complaints instead of this she prefers to flood the forum with so much complaints.
Triksy you told you are open to healthy criticism.So why do you react so angrily?

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RE: to TRIKSY

Calm down dude.You can't even sign up post with your screen name.Whos ass are you going to kick?

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real sex

with wich host (adult and non-adult) would u like to have sex in real and not cam?
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Anemona ;)

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Scarltet4you

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RE: real sex

without hesitation, xxxdalissime, mmmmmm, yummy ;o)

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but hasnt been around for months dalis. .....

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xxxdalissime has not been online for only 2 weeks, not months lol. Long as holidays can be, dont you think? So not so long ;o)

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RE: real sex

Im lucky , had a romance, and yes was great.. cant say who of course, that would be wrong.
In fact had 2 romances but then thats in 3 years.. hehe.. can happen....

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RE: real sex

M, tell us more about it. Which city? Met where? Chatted how long before meeting?

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Will not give details,
but went to 4 russian cities , met 4 girls from cc and about 6 more friends of there's... and had fun nights out dancing a nd eating and of course drinking. met some family and enjoyed the hospitality..
was no different to being at home. respect....
1 girl i had not planned to meet, answered sms and met, had a few wonderful days , and unexcpectedly. a relationship. was great .. sometimes this happens, ...

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M., sounds like a good trip! But werent u talking about 2 romances?
BTW: where are u from? (I m from Germany)

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yeah, Russian girls are easy to have sex with, it's their #2 export behind vodka

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No easier or harder than any other girls..!!
but very nice,
And as i was not just after sex.. was a fantastic time..
............romance was not just sex..

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xInessax
shimilana
moonlight20
Triksy
xxxjust4you
marlazinger
genialbed
folledetoi

am I being indecisive, or greedy?

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Oh! and Lunation :)

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RE: real sex

Women lay there like a sack of spuds anyway..........well at least two of the girls I met from here

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Armando22

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About 25% of them I would burn my mother with cigarettes if I had a chance to bone them....the next 50% I would jump their bones without too much trouble...the final 25% I wouldn't bang them if I was stranded on a desert island. There really are quite a few hotties here.

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RE: real sex

how can we answer that question without getting in trouble?

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RE: real sex

simple. if they met you, they were sure to meet others. so what trouble

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Karycia, Carlita... two romanian sweet girl... im crazy, if i see them....
hmmmmmmmmmm

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RE: real sex

Peter, did Carlita ever show herself naked?

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No, but she could make show with your body, your titts...ohhhh she was fantastic, i could see just here titts, but she can excite every boy.....

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Bored girls

Today i was observing smth in the comm chat... Girls were saying I'm bored I'm bored and inviting to their rooms. That seemed ridiculous to me. And i'll tell you why :)
I think, if you want to be interesting to people, you should be interested in them. If you feel bored, it means you have no interesting thoughts that might amuze yourself, and therefor you can't amuze others. Who would want to talk to someone who's always sad or depressed or bored ? We all are attracted only by happy and creative people, not by the ones who are always whining and complaining. If you are bored, it means nothing is intersting for you and you are not interested in others. And the most important person for each of us is ourselves, so if you are not interested in someone, he wont' be interested in you.
To be interesting is to be interested.

Good luck girls :)
P.S. for those who might want to count how many times i said "interesting(ed)" - 9 times :P:D
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I never get bored of you Trickster : )

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RE: to Realist

neither do i :P

thx :)

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RE: Bored girls

Come on, look at the positive side of things. A girl that is bored or has no customers will be desperate and will do ANYTHING to get customers in her room. Gotta give credit to supply and demand.

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Those who are really desperate are already doing everything the can to get viewers in their rooms. Complaining on the boredom is the first stage of despair i guess :P

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Triksy is stating her self as interesting person.. Which i think she is But.. her first post sound too much. Abit proud and Bossy . I think she can be more of a studio boss than a host(LOL) And thats my OPINION!:P

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RE: to just me

ahhaha
Yes, i was said many times that i'm interesting and so on. But actually i think that we all are interesting in our own way. And also if we seem interesting to one person, it doesn't mean another one will think the same. So i'm interesting not for everyone of course. But everyone is intersting for someone, i'm sure.
And after all, i was talking not about it originally. You are going down to personalities, i was talking about the idea (i didn't name those girls as you noticed).
btw... Proud and Bossy... i took it as a compliment, thx :P

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RE: to trisha

Of course we all get bored sometimes, its' unevitable. But if being online here makes you damn bored, go home or find another job ! Or at least sit in your armchair and read a book instead of flooding the chat with complaints thinking that might help in attracting viewers. This kind of work has to cheer you up, amuze you, coz it's all about communication here ! Why to cry ur bored between your vids instead of devotion your free time to smth more useful ? If you can't fill your spare time with smth not to feel bored, what can viewers expect from you in your vid ? Just a show after which they call you a sex-machine ? haha and you get offended when they call you that.

Was not addressing to you personally, Trisha, you sound like a nice person :)

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Why didn`t you just tell them? I think it`s not nice to come here and tell all these things behind their back. At least you could have posted on chathost forum...:)

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RE: to Anon

haha and to flood the chat with my own complaints ?
well, speaking seriously, i posted here coz i'm just open to other opinions and healthy criticism. Just want to know what other people might think about this subject. I guess it's what this forum exist for.

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RE: to Anon

I'm with Triksy on this one.

As a member I come here for entertainment ( of whatever sort ). I don't come here to read commchat with whinging about how bored somebody is, or petty arguments or whatever. I come for my preferred entertainment. I will not go to anyone who writes "I am SO bored" because I don't see anything entertaining in that person and I don't want to waste my time here. I would rather take potluck with an unknown host than go to someody who writes "I am so bored" regardless of the number of times the pm me and say "come to my pvt for a hot show BB".

Triksy is not proud or bossy in the sense that that comment/slander was intended. She is indeed a prooud woman, and she knows her own mind (is this bossy), and she's a lot more interesting and entertaining than the masses here too.

No - I'm not her boss.

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RE: thank you all

Triksy never gets bored because she is genuinely curious and interested in people and it is reflected in her chat. I think bored hosts here should try more different things to drum up business...comm chat is one approach...free videos from time to time...so members can see your face and personality should be used more frequently.....I think CC mail is underutilized by hosts. A nice email from a host to a member goes a long way...I miss you....hope everything is going well....If you have some time stop by and chat...etc. A host can experiment with adding new pictures to her profile...or play with the wording of the profile itself. She can experiment with different pricing....lower it for an hour or two...get some people to stop by.... if you just sit there you will get bored....business takes hard work.

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RE: thank you all

WTF?

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RE: thank you all

Ignore that man behind the curtain...I am the great and almight Wizard of OZ....oh my.... any resemblance to WTF is purely coincidental..you dillweed limpdick douchebag

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RE: thank you all

lol.....wishful thinking, maybe....sorry:P

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RE: Bored girls

I like the hosts who write "I am boring", unknowingly letting us know the truth

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Country Restaurant



A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his
grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country
restaurant for lunch.

The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself.
A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face.

He says,

"Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?"
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RE: Country Restaurant

HAHAHAHAH, wait, I don't get it.
Are you saying he was half human and half poultry? Cool and freaky at the same time.

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RE: Country Restaurant

I have seen seafood restaurants were the restrooms are marked buoys and gulls.

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need help

I met a chat host about 5 months ago on the site. We have been regularly chatting during this time. Today, she totally took me by surprise by saying she will be in the USA in a few months. She wants to met me in real life. My problem is I am not sure if i want to. I am in my 40s and she only 23. She talking about how she wants to get married and have three kids. I honestly don;t know what to tell her. I really did not come looking for a relationship.
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You do not make it clear whether when she spoke about wanting to get married an have three kids it was you she wanted to marry or if she was talking generally. If you like her why not meet but before you do so make it clear that you are meeting as friends.

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RE: need help

And this is.................................. the right answer!

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RE: need help

You can come and see me anytime Gort :)

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RE: need help

well then tell her exactly what you just said!!!
and IF you sleep with her use your own condoms not her supply and keep them safe from needles.
so if she calls you in 2 months with ''some news''
it wont be from a trap she laid:D

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RE: need help

First of all the age thing should not be an issue. I work at a university where a lot of older men are with younger women and quite frankly they seem to be quite happy. Happier in fact that many of the younger same aged couples. Something about an older man that appreciates youth and does not have all the young man macho its all about me attitude. I also have friends I have taken to Immigration and I always see a bunch of smiling older men with younger asian, latin or eastern european wives and man do those guy smile a lot.

As far as meeting women here....well in your mind what do you think is acceptable? A bar around the corner? A disco? Work? Church? Meeting the right person is pretty random....I think meeting a girl here is as good as any other place.

You are not paying the freight for her to come to the US..why not meet her. A date or two. Spring for dinner. You will know pretty quickly if there is a spark or not. I have dated foreign women and it is wonderful. You see the country and things in a new light and through new eyes. And I find foreign women to be more traditional, caring and loving that their US counterparts in most cases.

So my advice....what could it hurt? Tell her you are uncertain but willing to meet...you never know. Plus you probably have an excellent chance of boning her..sooooo.....

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to Anonymous

You seem a bit naive (despite being a professor-of what may I ask?). Many of the woman here have emotional/psychological issues (as with many women who do internet porn, real life porn or work in the sex-entertainment industry). Yes they are all human and all deserve a chance and love like all humans, but do you want to have a mature relationship with one? Do you reallly want to deal with the future implications of it? and the cultural divide on top of it all? That is the question? Sure you will find some that you would be able to have a sane mature relationship, but you have to weed through them. Also why not just go to a date website or to the foreign country and meet a women? It takes at least 6-to a year to REALLY know someone in most people's experience. Why in a porn site? that may say something more about you as well.
Relative to the original poster (called member) I find it very odd and lacking in judgement that he would even post a "need help" in this forum. Wow, what a lack of understanding (both of self & others) some people seem to have these days.

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RE: to Anonymous

Im having the time of my life with my wife that i met on here. Second year now. I'd love 60 more

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RE: to Anonymous

60 more CC wives? Damm dude, leave some for the rest of us.

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RE: need help

and you prove my point gasweetpea. Thanks

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RE: 1 of november

is it?

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RE: 1 of november

Remember remember the 1st of November

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why?

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Cuz that was the day my pumkin died
pumkin was a rolling stone
where ever he laid his hat was his home

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RE: 1 of november

Wasn't aware of a holiday today...but always up for a celebration.
Happy day to all from Greg.

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RE: 1 of november

here it's the day of the dead, or something like that...

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omy u can remember the 1 day u got drunk.. wow..

lool... thats so cool. i cant remember - how many times i was drunk. so im a long way from remembering 1 date hehe.
guess that just age lol

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RE: 1 of november

Its a holiday in most of Germany and all catholic countries, Greg.

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RE: 1 of november

I prefer to celebrate the last day of last autumn month :P - my bd :))

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I am so full of candy I could puke. Man it took a lot to get that candy away from those kids....

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RE: how it was?

vera you are an angel

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RE: it hurts

Super, listen to Anne....she is right. It is tempting for you to think that all men are bad, but the truth is that we are just very inconsistent. Just because your friend said something nice about another host in this forum does not mean that he does not think you are special. It is true, we have all experienced this....like the say here in the US... "Sometimes you are the fire hydrant, sometimes you're the dog!." Try to lighten up a little and don't get too attached to people you meet here. Lol, I should not say that, cause I fell in love with one of the hosts.....do as I say, not as I do! Keep your chin up and move on.

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There is a saying: don't cry cause its over, smile cause it happend..i know its easy to say and hard to do especially cause i understand 100% what u mean...there was a time that i could of swear to god HE is interested in me&only me..been there done that hurts like hell but we gotta move on..if any help(LoL)..we both know girls do this to guys aswell here ..cheer up gorgeous! x

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RE: it hurts

Problem is that men and women have different agendas; women 'invest' in quality, and men in quantity at least as far the biological imperative is concerned.

However, we have the ability to overide our natural urgings. I have a friend who has been happily married for 35 years and I know he has never been with another woman cos he just isn't interested in having affairs, (if he had, he would have told me). So, a lifetime of love and fidelity is possible. So, that kind of man can make a woman very happy indeed as she does for him.

Wish you well and hope you find HIM soon! :)

Incidentally, if this friend knew I came to sites like this, he would shake his head sadly and just not understand it!

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The safest way to be here is to assume all members and hosts are lying. That way you are never disappointed. Being here for over 2 and half years I have come to the conclusion only a very small percentage of members or hosts are truthful. This is a fantasy for everyone. Just go with the flow....lie and be lied to.

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RE: it hurts

and what of the chathosts? i have been lied to many times by girls i have come to care for.

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RE: it hurts

Love Stinks

You love her, but she loves him,
and he loves somebody else -
You just can't win.
And so it goes until the day you die.
This thing they call love,
its gonna make you cry.
I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks.
One thing's for sure...
Love stinks
Love stinks...yeah yeah...
Love stinks!
Love stinks! Yeah yeah...
Love Stinks
Love stinks! Yeah yeah...

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RE: it hurts

This post is the most stupid I have seen here. Cant a person have more than one special "friend" on this site? This does not make him a liar, this makes you jealous of his friendship with others :-)

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RE: it hurts

me too lickr just as u think their is a caring relationship building and a good friendship looming one or two lies creep in where r the girls who want friendship this probably is not the right site for that but one can live in hope if there are any out their let me know

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RE: it hurts

Holy crap, get a fucking grip on reality girl!! Of course we are gonna whisper (or in this case, type) sweet nothings to you in order to get your gear off!! We're guys after all and we've been doing it since the caveman days - well, perhaps not in the caveman days because we simply dragged you into a cave by your hair, ripped your antelope skins off and screwed you in those days - but you know what I mean.

And here's a news flash - people are able to have more than one friend! Weird I know but there it is! And there if no fucking way you can tell me that as soon as a "friend" leaves your room and another member appears that you don't start into the the old routine with the "hi cutie" and "I missed you" and the hearts and kisses and shit ... you have multiple "friends" and so do we - sorry to burst your bubble.

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RE: it hurts

Some guys just don't want others to know about their favourites, they prefer to keep those special girls to themselves.

Maybe your friend doesn't post about u because of the same reason? And even though the reason is he has other girls who he likes aslo?
Only for his post about another girl u accuse him and say he pretends being your friend?
Sorry, but i call it jealousy.

As for me i ask my friends and regular viewers do not post about me in viewer's forum, and im thankful for that.
Keep your friendship girl, and have fun with him and other guys...this is what i like this place for :)))

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Anony Mouses

WHY POST ANONYMOUS IN HERE?
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RE: Anony Mouses

Why not ?

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RE: Anony Mouses

CUZ WE R ALL HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND WHO CAN KNOW U TO B UR FRIEND WHEN U HAVE NO NAME!

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RE: Anony Mouses

STOP YELLING !!!!!!

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RE: Anony Mouses

and screen names are just another form of anonymity ... therefore 99.9372% of the people posting in here are posting anonymously in the real sense of the word ... except for me since my real name is, in fact, A Banana. Go figure ...

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RE: Anony Mouses

A Banana, you ruined our post :( this was suposed to be the longest Anonymous post ever :(

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RE: Anony Mouses

so is that Alan Banana or Arthur Banana?

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RE: Anony Mouses

just A ... my parents lacked imagination

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RE: Anony Mouses

I have a social security no. in the USA; I am a number. I think all usa viewers should post their SS number instead. Lets see who has ball here..................................

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RE: Anony Mouses

IM NOT YELLING

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CC-Yahoo 360 Kevin Bacon 6 degrees game

For those who don't know Kevin Bacon is middle ranking film actor (River Wild, Apollo 13, a Few Good Men and manay other films).In the six degrees of Kevin Bacon game you have to link any actor to Kevin Bacon in six steps. Wikipedia gives full details. I have found if i follow a similar concpet in Yahoo 360 by jumping from friend to friend I can link anyone to Koshed or ImShy in six steps or less. Anyone else care to try it?
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RE: CC-Yahoo 360 Kevin Bacon 6 degrees game

damn...i did it in 1...but then i got kosh in my list...is that cheating :p

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RE: CC-Yahoo 360 Kevin Bacon 6 degrees game

You sure he's still there? Looks like you deleted him. Or does he have a new nick.

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RE: CC-Yahoo 360 Kevin Bacon 6 degrees game

my sister used to work for a guy who had his mail delivered by a postman who delivered mail to a woman whose son was eaten by jeffrey dahmer.
such a small world.

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RE: CC-Yahoo 360 Kevin Bacon 6 degrees game

yes he is still there..just not on this 360 page...on my other one ;)

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RE: CC-Yahoo 360 Kevin Bacon 6 degrees game

mmmmm Bacon at 360 degrees

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Talent show

Nomally I can't be bothered to post here, but I loved this one

http://www.youtube.com/v/RB-wUgnyGv0

This video is from a recent TV show where people said, "Hey, I have talent!" and judges decide if they do or do not.
When this couple did their act, there was no question. Everyone was floored. They put on an incredible act.
The video is about two minutes and will look much clearer if you don't run it full screen.
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RE: Talent show

Usefull for women :))

on M6 there will be this kind of show starting this week, but I'm so sure it will be total crap

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RE: Talent show

"on M6 there will be this kind of show starting this week, but I'm so sure it will be total crap"
That is about the most negative thing I have seen you post. And if that is as negative as you get you must be a happy person. I hope for your sake the show has some good acts, but I think you are probably right.
Cheers.

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RE: Talent show

I know what kind of things are on M6 and I've seen some bits of this show, as a preview kind of thing and it looked crappy. I know there are many that are trying to do their best, but the fact they promised a big prize, made everyone think they have a chance so among the ones that really have a talent, there will be those who are simply boring.. Meh, I don't think I'll watch.. so why should I care? :)

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RE: Talent show

oh psy .....Dreaming of you.........

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RE: Talent show

Poor you :( I'm sorry for your nightmares.. some milk before going to bed should help..

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Here's the same act again followed by some arguing with a judge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2roCEKffM

I think the judge has got a point, they do almost exactly the same thing three times in a row... But what a thing, though!!

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RE: Here's the same act again followed by some arguing with a judge

no that's not quite right.

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RE: Talent show

Nicely choreographed routine, some parts of it seem to be based on Houdini's Metamorphis. Excellent presentation though.

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hallowen vs sex

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
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RE: hallowen vs sex

lool :)) good one shy

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RE: hallowen vs sex

who like Polina?

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RE: hallowen vs sex

i like polina

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RE: hallowen vs sex

who's polina?

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who's shy?

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RE: Holloween joke

Assuming you are serious and really didn't get it................

the coffin stops!

the coughing stops!

Whether you find it funny or not, I did :), story well told by Psy.

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RE: Holloween joke

My pleasure! :) By the way, isn't it called Halloween? But I like Holloween, it's an improvement!

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RE: hi

i not see that you are blond. i come in peace.

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Halloween joke

( or so it's called, didn't really get but, whatever )

Halloween Joke
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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind
him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out
the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle
of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...





BUMP...






BUMP...




BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping









clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





clappity-BUMP...



on his heels, the terrified man runs.


Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







Bumping and clapping toward him.




The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,
















(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)








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RE: Halloween joke

Very cute:)

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RE: Halloween joke

u didn't get it?!!

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RE: Halloween joke

an anonymous doesn't get anything

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RE: Halloween joke

me neither:(

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RE: Halloween joke

very cute an funny
not lmao but it was funny
:D thx

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RE: Halloween joke

I don't get it................. then again I am not getting any for free anymore

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XOX

i love you baby
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RE: XOX

how sweet--but i love someone else

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RE: XOX

if you are who I hope you to be, then please feel and know i am consumed by love for you as well

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RE: XOX

why did you post this, your hurting other's!!

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Hi!

Hi I Borak. I from Kazakhstan. Welcome me!
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RE: Hi!

go away

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RE: Hi!

Are you trying to be Borat, with a T?

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RE: Hi!

Are you say this person is so dumb they don't even know how to spell their name? Well, you are the dumb one. So what if this person is a little slow, and has to buy only slip on shoes because they don't know how to tie a knot. So what if elevators scare the living shit out of him/her becuase they seems like a "magic box". Big deal if his/her favorite color is potatoe. I say welcome to CC and please excuse all the smart-ass folks around.

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RE: Hi!

Borat is cool and funny :)) Shame there are some people that don`t get his jokes :P

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RE: Hi!

What joke?

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RE: Hi!

See what i mean?:))

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RE: Hi!

thank you all. yes my brother is Borat. we both from Kazakhstan. we here to make laugh. we here for not trouble.

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RE: Hi!

Yes, for to make with the laughing and to find wife to buy who has hips of moo cow to make the sweet angry goat style sex with, and who can lactate continuously to help feed the chickens and the migrant Krygystan workers in the potato fields to keep their digging fingers strong.

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RE: Hi!

he is a character on UK tv.

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RE: Hi!

I prefer the Ali G persona, especially when he interviews people who have no idea what the fuck he's on about.

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Question.....

Can a host with poor English skills do well in Non-adult?
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RE: Question.....

I don't think so. If she is hoping to keep customers comming back to chat (she dosen't get naked right?) she had better learn to communicate or move into adult and strip

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RE: Question.....

yes if the translator's replies are funny enough! :)

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RE: Question.....

I dunno what has happend to MY translator, but its' replies r funny and bitchy at the same time :D

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RE: Romantic or pragmatic?

i feel ur pain ............. how about a shag ???

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RE: Romantic or pragmatic?

Julia, welcome back to the USSR, cause you don't know how lucky you are girl! :))

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RE: Romantic or pragmatic?

FAAARRRTTT...oh excuse me

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RE: Romantic or pragmatic?

I should think so too!

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