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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

One that instantly comes to mind, The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys, by Traffic (early Steve Winwood)... I recall a stripper from my college days who danced to this song, to great effect :))))))

And, given my nickname, just about any slow blues will do, especially if it includes mouth harp... I'm a Man, by Muddy Waters, comes to mind.

I'm old school.

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Can only be one ............... Tom Jones - You Can Leave Your Hat On! From the film 'The Full Monty'.

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

true RockGod, but also the theme song from the Pink Panther a good one, Motley Crue; Girls Girls Girls, oh heck any music is cool to strip by, but asking my top 10 would be:

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Steamy Windows by Tina Turner. Like with HooDooBoy, it is first-hand experience tells me how well this song goes with a hot striptease.

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Nothing like "first-hand" experience... :))))) thanks Sherlock...

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

"Why can't we live together" - Timmy Thomas

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Any Frank Sinatra song will do :-D

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Justify my love, Madonna :))

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

t-pain - im in love with a stripper

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Wicked Games - Chris Isaack
You Can Leave Your Hat On - Tom Johnes
Papi chulo - Loona
Justify my love – Madonna
Black Velvet – Alannah Miles
I’m too Sexy – Right Said Fred
Buttons – Pussycat Dolls
Sexy Love - Ne-Yo
Senza Una Donna - Zucchero & Paul Young
Maria Maria - Carlos Santana

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

some nice songs there but i'm disappointed noone mentioned the 2 most obvious songs manamanah-the muppets & macarena-los del rio.the art of seduction :--)

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

i thought u liked polkas and john philip souza?

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

i think that's pizza and john west salmon but you was close

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

naahhh, im sure it is showtunes.

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

great routine larry,curly & mo.

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

thanks tisme

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Day Tripper
Rain
O Darling
all 3 are songs of the Beatles

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RE: Top 10 Striptease Songs !!!

Sam Brown - STOP!;)

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RE: guys preferences????

I like them all doll up, like abovexbeyond. I adore artificial things :-D

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RE: guys preferences????

Lol yeah love the plastic fantastic!

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RE: guys preferences????

or how about the all-natural look? hairy underarms, pussy, no makeup, no perfume... yummy.

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RE: guys preferences????

i like the dolled up look,sexy lingereie and.......stockings! Love the sexy silky stockings!

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RE: guys preferences????

I like a girl with the secretary "nerdy look"
I like that she can speak two or threee languages with accent.
I like that she can caht on interesting smart themes,...
I like that she is not pushing me, but that she enjoys to show some of her body with elegancy, delicacy, sweetness and also that she kisses her shoulders and knees with tounge licks.

I like hot sexy secretaries

ELEFANTE

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RE: guys preferences????

Girl next door every time. To me seeing a girl remove every day clothes is hotter than the silky slinky sexy stuff.

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RE: guys preferences????

agreed 100%

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RE: guys preferences????

how about.. the down to earth kinda girl
is that like the girl next door look ?
well if it is.. Akina is my type

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RE: guys preferences????

I am attracted to all sorts of girls and women. Tall, short, blonde, brunette, white, asian, curvy, thin, etc. She can be as you say dolled up, or girl next door type. Hair color doesn't matter, nor does style too much. There are some cuts I don't like; bangs over the eyes, for instance. I prefer less make-up, but more is fine as long as it is applied well. I like slutty clothes, and elegant sophisticated clothes. Lingerie as well. As long as it doesn't all come together looking like a badly dressed hooker.

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RE: guys preferences????

no physical preference, guys if you want a plastic or a body, go to buy a magazine it's same. Regarding big boobs or silicon etc, there are for all tastes, there is NO supremacy of silicon or big boobs ONLY interesting girls. Up to you to choose one, and up to the girls to be normal and not a doll without taste

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Happy New Year

To all hosts and members, those who are my friends, those who pretend being my friends, and even those I dont know....make the best of 2009.
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RE: Happy New Year

happy new years steve, i know i fall into one of those catrogies

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im wondering...

stupid question but ...when u like to feel submissive does it necesserely mean u like to be treated badly ? that u need to be treated like S... or there is different level?
regards
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RE: im wondering...

Can be very rewarding relationship when both are submissive. Both wanting to only give all they have to make the other happy. Then the request to be submitted to will be pleasure to the one submitting :)

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Women cumming online

Ok, I am sure theree will be responses from chathosts looking for business saying "It happens all the time, bb," but I hope a few chathosts will be honest. I have always wondered about this:
When a host masturbates on cam, how often does she cum and how often does she say she did to make the host happy? If a woamn is playing with herself, especially sround the clit, simple physiology states that she is going to cum every now and then, whether she intends to or not. But realistically, if a chathost does it for every guy in 121, simple mathematics states that she is not going to. Chathosts, please be honest -- how often do you cum when doing a show? I think it's happened with my hosts a few times -- there is a certain movement of the legs, a flush, a few intangible things. But I find it hard to believe that a popular host is going to be so highly sexed as to always cum on demand.
So, hosts, break down and give me the honest percentages. Please.
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RE: Women cumming online

Typo: I meant "make the guest happy." Sorry.

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RE: Women cumming online

Unless there is flushing, its not real

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RE: Women cumming online

Am going to suggest that less often than you might think. Perhaps less than 5% of the time. If you have ever had a love relationship with a wife or gf, she may only cum if she intends to. For hosts, there are probably a few "accidents" but by in large there is not the intention to cum. Another factor is that it usually takes, time and patience and love too, factors many members do not have the time or money to invest in. Sorry.

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RE: Women cumming online

No reason to be sorry. That's pretty much what I figured. I said it's happened I believe, a couple of times but that is a pretty small percentage overall. On the other hand, I assume that on rare occasions there are hosts who are "into it."

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RE: Women cumming online

im strip in 121 for many,but im masturbate only with my 3 favourite guys,and only with password, its happends not often,1-3 times a week,but yes im coming 2-3 times easy,,:)and sure impossible2 come for unknown man.

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i cant cum with guy if he coming and treat me like this:hey bb lets play etc.. then im doing monkey show etc..but if im with a guy 121 when nobody disturbe us, when he spend 1-3 hours with me then i can cum many times and get a real pleasure.if he treat me so good,,

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RE: Women cumming online

Yeah, I bet that 1-3 hours surely does the trick.

;-)

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You sure ask an interesting question but wonder whether it's possible to get "statistics" as you'd like: if a girl is faking all the time, she won't come and tell it here and "kill" her reputation with her usual or future customers, unless under a pseudonym, but even so... Should she give a "negative" image of chathosts here?
Part of the value you get from this site is whether you still have some space for imagination beyond what you see. Just believe what you are told or what you see, imagine it's true, and you'll like it even more!
Besides I agree with what was posted until now, there are at times physical signs that confirm orgasm... And if you are a fast guy, don't leave the session once you are done, but propose your partner to have it in turn!

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RE: Women cumming online

Hmmm..Living and learning I am...I think it's the first time i hear about someone who touches herself but cannot reach the orgasm...Are you sure you touch the right spots ? lol.

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I agree that having a man in real implies a lot of sensations and its a far better experience...my point was that the masturbation ( or the self touching) is nothing else but touching our sexual organs and stimulate them in order to get the orgasm...or atleast thats what i thought...And i thought that any person can manage to offer themselves an orgasm by self-touching...that was my point :).It's the first time i hear someone can't do that...sorry for my ignorance ;)

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RE: Women cumming online

I was shocked when girls I knew told me they don't know how to masturbate. Even other girls told me they were lying just to get me to help them. However, I have dealt with enough by now to know they were telling the truth.

I am happy to report that we corrected that gap in their education, and they are now leading successful sexual lives. :D

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RE: Women cumming online

My young apprentice hmmm...hmmmm...your message reminded me a story from a few years ago:
I come from work as tired as someone can be...my sis is reading a book,laid in bed.Me:"Hi sis ".Sis:"Hi...hey...im so hungry, could you make me some scrambled eggs ?"Me:"you were hungry but waited for me to cook some eggs ??"Sis:"Yeah...I don't know how to do it ",Me:"Jeez sis..say that you are too lazy to do it...even a brainless human being would know how to cook some eggs...u just drop them in the pan and take them out when they look cooked enough...anyway ill change my clothes and make some for ya".
Changing clothes at the bathroom...i feel the smell of eggs...i go to the kitchen...my sis already had them on the plate..nicely cooked , she said: " ya know...wasnt so hard after all "...The story goes in the same way with the guys who say " i don't know how to wash the socks...would you do it for me ".
The excuse " I don't know how to do it" , or" I can't do it" is used so often...and many times it's nothing but an excuse,or it's said with a certain purpose.
I will continue to disagree with the possibility that a normal girl cannot touch herself well enough to reach an orgasm.I think it is possible only if she doesn't really want to have an orgasm...or she just doesn't explore her body enough.The female sexual organ doesnt have the size of China country...it doesn't take years or a life time to explore it in order to find the right spots, even if someone does it inch by inch.

Anyway...your effort to complete their sexual education and correct it highly appreciated is...Specially by the girls you were talking about ;).keep it going...i bet they will never learn good enough how to do it, your help will always be needed :).

Peace...the Force be with you and show you the way to a proper and satisfying masturbation.

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How fortunate we are to have in our presence an expert on female physiology who refuses to beieve that all women are different and that some cant masterbate without a male partner or at all.

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I don't think i refused the ideea that human beings can be different."Never" says that she touches herself...aka masturbates but cannot have an orgasm doing it.I don't compare how it is to be with a man and how it is to self please ourselves without, i don't comment about anything else.
I do believe and understand how a woman cannot reach the orgasm having sex with a man in real but can find it masturbating...or mixing the 2 acts: stimulating herself while having sex with the guy that's a situation that happens often...specially at the begining of the sexual life for a female.
The sexual organs are provided by nature with a lot of nerves, the skin in that area is very sensitive and once it is touched the blood floods it aswell and the nerves are excited.The clit gets bigger just like the males sexual organ gets an errection...and it is extremely sensitive at any kind of touch.And that's how the nature created us...if we keep stimulating those areas for some time (shorter or longer period of time) the nerves will get more and more excited untill the orgasm occurs.
I didnt act like a " smart ass " and give sex lessons to anyone.What i said has a logical explanation in any anatomy book i guess.
Here we didnt talk about how pleasant can be to have sex with a man and how someone can lack the mood to touch herself...I was just discussing this statement:she said she does masterbate, but can't have an orgasm...period.Didn't comment at all about the girls who just don't masterbate, or don't do it without a male presence.Or about the cases when the girls do it without being really in the mood...
I also mentioned that i wontt admit the ideea that a NORMAL girl cannot reach the orgasm self touching...by normal i ment a girl with enough brain to know what to do with her fingers...that knows where her sexual organ is placed and explored her body...and that has all the nerves and anatomical elements at their right places.

Happy masturbation everyone...

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RE: Women cumming online

Yes, I think you were clear, and we ARE talking about girls who claim that would like to cum but they just don't know how to do it. There are others who just don't want to get involved with it at all, but this is not them.

I can't claim to know the female mind, so who knows? but . . .

"only if she doesn't really want to have an orgasm"
They seem to enjoy them quite a bit

"your help will always be needed :)."
Actually, I would not mind helping them out if they need it, lol. However, I didn't participate in any of the experimenting. I just let them know about water techniques in the tub and with the shower massage. Once they started, they explored and found plenty of ways which as you say should have been obvious. They never asked me for help in that way again.

It is a MUCH different story with oral sex. If they want something from me repeatedly this is it. When they have boyfriends they ask me please to teach him how to do it, and they get frustrated when he tries. They could be just flattering me, but that's ok with me. (I don't teach boyfriends BTW) ;-)

So when they break up I don't mind consoling them with another oral session. Maybe it was a trick from them in the beginning, and once they got the oral they didn't need to trick me for masturbation. But they sure did seem genuine to me.

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LOL for real.

I especially like:

"take them out when they look cooked enough"
Using the K.I.S.S. method of cooking

"doesnt have the size of China country"
Is this a saying in your country, or did you invent it yourself? I like it.

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RE: Women cumming online

You are certainly not the first girl to think they are full of it.

It reminds me of the movie called "Indecent Proposal".

When you ask someone what they would do in that situation the answer is always OBVIOUS. "What a stupid question!! Of course I (would/wouldn't) do that!!"

The funny thing is, when they say the answer is obvious I still don't know what their answer is. lol. I get both answers, they would do it, or they would not, but to each person the answer is EASY and OBVIOUS. "Not for all the money in the world!!!" or "Are you kidding? It's Robert Redford - I'd sleep with him for free." or "A million dollars is enough to get me to do anything."

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RE: Women cumming online

Having had the pleasure of having a few real relationships, all girls are different, and specialy about sex. and relationships.

from the never cum , to the can cum just thinking about it and closing legs tight, and everything in between.

what one woman thinks is normal another will shrug and say is not normal or is impossible.
some cum within minutes of touching and some just with somthing inside, some only 1 position (and some are very weird positions),
So - if we transpose this to CC, we can get all extremes here.

But remember the biggest sex organ is =

the mind !!!

so its moood and wanting and feelings that will give the biggest chance.

if she does not have the mood then nothing will work..

:-)

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RE: Women cumming online

THERE IS NO CUMMING , IT ONLY THE CLITORODIAN ORGASM , THAT A WOMAN CAN HAVE 100 TIMES A DAY , SO SOME OF THEM MIGHT NOT FAKE IT ;)

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new year resolutions...

this year i shall mostly b pissin ppl off...what bout u?
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this year i shall piss off the ppl that are pissing off ppl...watch out shy...lol...happy new year

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RE: new year resolutions...

Shy isn't a new year's resolution supposed to be something new ?

Happy New year to you all.

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RE: new year resolutions...

How very unpleasant. This year I will be hoping to enhance people's lives, rather than making them feel small or sad or having fun at their expense.

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RE: new year resolutions...

so you're leaving here?

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RE: new year resolutions...

right after he's done trying to make imshy feel small and sad, i imagine.

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RE: new year resolutions...

1.pissing off peoples that are pissing me off :D
2. try to be a better person with the rest :)

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RE: new year resolutions...

hmmm let's see..
1. No more wasting money on empty calories.
2. No more wasting money on chat cams.
3. Piss people off.
4. Maybe become a warlord (if time permits.)

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RE: new year resolutions...

you know the saying shy"better to be pissed off,than pissed on."just like you to do the lesser of two evils :--)

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RE: poll: going brunette

Personally, I think you look great just as you are. But since you have already made up your mind, I think a honey shade of brown, or a little darker would look good as well. I think black would be too much. Good luck with your choice. BTW, you have an incredible ass.

Roger

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RE: poll: going brunette

I think you should shave your head and get it tattooed

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RE: poll: going brunette

Lol..Not that unusual...you should try going to Millwall football ground some day!

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RE: poll: going brunette

Well...i was just thinking about the heads of the male supporters, but now you come to mention it......! :-)

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RE: poll: going brunette

I'm very partial to brunettes,so,my opinion is quite skewed. But,looking at ur pics,I'd say the change would be nice. I'm in the minority,as most guys seem to prefer blondes,but,brunettes put FIRE in my blood!

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RE: poll: going brunette

You managed to let me look at your pictures, nice move! :-D No regrets so far!
Your skin complexion looks like the one of a redhead but brunette would be fine too, also with your eyes colour... and also with some oher hair of yours apparently ;-)

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RE: About pmt

Love and hate are two sides of the same coin, heads you win , tails you loose..

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RE: About pmt

Yea i get very moody too but some guys know about it and take it into consideration :))

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RE: About pmt

Yes... it's called "walking on eggshells"... :)))))

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RE: About pmt

YES WE DO!!!!...at least some of us...we call it Preventive Maintenance System(...PMS for short...) bcs we have to do preventive maintenance every month...

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RE: About pmt

So means u need a reboot for PMS? XOXO Marcella... U always nice to me!

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RE: About pmt

thank god your still speaking to me....LOL

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u can never say what effect it would have on men since no man ever had it....maybe he will be ok

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RE: About pmt

some men take it and become females

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RE: About pmt

We used to call it,,,Permanent Mental State :)))

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RE: About pmt

i know grls get moody when they don't get payment each month...lol

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RE: About pmt

Because you know he will understand the reason for the hate, and forgive you for it.

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year everybody especially all of the lovely ladies here at CC and to all of the friends that I've made here.Hope 2009 is a GREAT year for all of you.
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RE: Your Perfect Host

Slim Russian who only strips for me. BTW, I got her now.

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RE: Your Perfect Host

ofc she only strips for YOU

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RE: Your Perfect Host

What's her name? Chances are she's stripped for me too :)) Let me guess, she told you "don't tell anyone", right?

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RE: Your Perfect Host

Well you can doubt all you wish but absolutely true I guarantee.

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RE: Your Perfect Host

Just wait a sec everyone... Lol only implied he MET her here not that she STILL works here!! If she does, then like the rest of you I suspect Lol might end up disappointed by her promises of stripping only for him, but it could well be that she no longer works here.

I think that maybe we need to give people a little more credit until we are PROVEN otherwise!!

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RE: Your Perfect Host

Lucky for me (and unlucky too in some ways!!) he/she/it (God that is... I'm trying not to offend anyone!! :-P ) already did create my perfect host... although the reason it is maybe unlucky for me too in some ways is that she is not really my perfect host, she's my perfect woman!! And the regulars can all guess what's happened there can't they?!! Hehe. :-P

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RE: Your Perfect Host

Hehe... no, not yet!

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RE: Your Perfect Host

NO. We are just cyber friends. hihihihi











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RE: Your Perfect Host

hmmmm, wish i could marry my perfect host :))))

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RE: Your Perfect Host

mu perfect host is called Afrocentriac, a trully wonderful girl who i am goin to south africa tomoro to see her again. and next year will marry her

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RE: Your Perfect Host

Does she know it yet? :)

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RE: Your Perfect Host

of course she does

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RE: Your Perfect Host

Pure Miracle. Perfect host. Period.

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My Ideal Host

is a woman, not a girl :))))) who is not dependent on cc for income (as far as I can tell), so she is here on her own terms. She doesn't play games, except the ones we want to play together; she is imaginative, smart, sexy, easy to talk to, quick to laugh, easy to tease but just as willing to give it back. I try to connect with her anytime she is on-line, though I may not be able to go to vid; she knows I am eager to do so if I can. We have trust, but no expectations of each other. When she turns up the heat it is unbearably hot, and it is this heat that fuels everything we do from that point on.

To call it masturbation is to fail utterly in describing the carnal joy and mutual pleasure I believe we both enjoy.

You know who you are.

Happy New Year everyone...
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RE: My Ideal Host

Girl, u r the lucky one - enjoy it!

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anyone online New Years Eve???

who s gonna be around tom nite?do u think it s a bit sad beeing online that time????
share ur opinions
and if u r guys,have u booked a session with a special person to celebrate?or u ll go with the flow?
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RE: anyone online New Years Eve???

yea well if u have nothing to do, i think its a great way to spend time; i'll be online until late, wanna share some party with my close mems before going in visits to friends n parents.
Happy New Year to everybody!!!!!

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RE: anyone online New Years Eve???

couldn't agree more. Wish I was with you.

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RE: anyone online New Years Eve???

i going to be online:P and surely i get a great time :P wish u All same > Happy New Year kids :)

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RE: anyone online New Years Eve???

6-8pm booked restaurant
9-midnight booked comedy club
the disco till 1am
I may come online at 2am when back home :)))

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Happy New Year!

I'd love to wish a very Happy New Year for all the sexy ladies i have just visited here...and an even more happier 2009 for those, who i'll visit next year!Rotflmao!
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RE: Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Not sure if you visited me, but i still wish you the best in 2009 :)

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RE: Happy New Year!

Yes, i did once...and maybe i'll in 2009 too! :)
...and thanks sweety! All the best for you in 2009!:)

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RE: Happy New Year!

Me too! Have a good one baby!:)

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Question for women please?

Do women masturbate and do they like to watch a man masturbate? I am new and I feel shy to do that in front of a woman, especially if they are repulsed by it. Appreciate your responses.
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RE: Question for women please?

when the guy has his cam it all becomes more friendly, like a mutual relationship it.s no more just a show from my side and period, also most of times the show of the guy was HOT too, i feel more relaxed and i.m happy to see if i made him smile and happy and providing for me. Shortly, when c2c , personally i feel like a woman not a doll, that.s the difference !

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RE: Question for women please?

but girls,be real,what if the guy isn t particulary decent looking and he doesn t have a good image down there below???
would u just blank his cam and pretend u looking and ur damn horny for him???

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RE: Question for women please?

That's exactly the reason I don't show lol.

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RE: Question for women please?

good job INYF at least u know wots best fo the girls aswell

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RE: Question for women please?

I read all the posts above.. a part of the question was not answered: Do women masturbate? of course they do but they don't reach ecstasy.. any opinion?

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RE: Question for women please?

i did reached it and the guy wasn.t handsome at all but a very nice PERSON, probably the brain being most important sex-organ is true in my case ?

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thanks

thanks for all the answers. i was just a little intimidated to do that but if women like to masturbate in front of men, it might be very erotic to masturbate in front of a woman. ty all. take care

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RE: Hey guys - What are u doing ?

i.ll be here online and have a drink with my "students", some feel lonely and asked me for it so i.ll be here, last years my online "party" was even better than the real ones!

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RE: Hey guys - What are u doing ?

naaah, we can EAT either and i mean strawberries, grapes, nutella or cookies or cakes, make a whole mess with champagne and confetti, really it.s the most fun night of the year and sweet >:D<

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RE: something to make u giggle,do read it all,u ll love it;)

lol Very funny. Although I must admit I would still have sent the same letter even if it was panties as I hang around with the wrong sort of girls :D

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RE: something to make u giggle,do read it all,u ll love it;)

oh well,save the message and ur sorted for next present u ll send!!!
that would be a dead good joke to play on one of ur friends(the wrong ones of course)
hehehehe

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New Years Covergirls

Congratulations Girls
inotanagel, 1littleangel, anitabella, y0urdiam0nd and 001foxylady
All Lovely and Beautiful Girls, Great for the 2009 Covergirls, well chosen CC (i hope this will appear in there awards!!)
I wish all of you a Prosperous and wonderfull 2009, Hope it is better than 2008 for everyone
"HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL"
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where is yoda?

I hope you are having great holidays but i miss your company. These messages of lonliness make me think of you.

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:)) Good feeling to be back and see that I was missed is.Never lonely you should feel, the Force everywhere and in everything is !Open your mind and soul and the Force with you will be, my Jedi school you should join, young apprentice!

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RE: where is yoda?

Oh thank God.

And what are the dates and times of these alleged classes? :P

Count me in!

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RE: where is yoda?

One day maybe I will get to hear the voice version too. lol

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me too

i am not a host and i feel lonely too away from family and friends.

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you are right

we should all count how fortunate we are. thanks lexi and kiss and hug to all of you beautiful women.

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i wish someone would appreciate me when i'm not around. :-(

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RE: :((

Im never lonley I have people in my head to keep me company )) But honestly just keep busy and you wont feel lonley. I love my own company

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RE: :((

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Gort

What ever happened to Gortensia?
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RE: Gort

she'd kill you for calling her gort.........lol

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catch of the day

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
\"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. :--)
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RE: catch of the day

LOL.. now thats funny !!!

good one tisme

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hope you had a great holiday

i am kind of lonely this holiday by myself and away from family and friends. is anyone else like that and what do you do to make yourself get through it. thanks
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RE: hope you had a great holiday

pop into commchat - virtual buddies are better than nothing :-))

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Missing Out

I have smelly feet, bad breath, BO and I'm rude and disrespectuful. I've been looking at profiles and I'm finding it really hard to find a host that wants to talk to me.

Is there a girl out there who will still love me? :(
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RE: Missing Out

i think u just described the man of my dreams
if ur in ur 60s and have some serious illness i could marry u tomorrow even!!!

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RE: Missing Out

I am not 60 but I have a serious illness. Also, I have BO because no one wants to bathe me.

Will you marry me tomorrow?

I really need a good body scrub.

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RE: Missing Out

Great! Do I need a reservation?

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RE: Missing Out

yes,pls do call to make a booking

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RE: Missing Out

hahaha...i will....and i will teach u to take care of yourself...Kiss

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Air pump up bra

Any girls here who has an air pump up bra? The pads of the bra are like small balloons which can be pumped up to make your boobs look bigger.
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look for Gossard Airotic ultrabra. Has pump you carry in purse in case you need to add air. If only could add helium! That would be best uplift!

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RE: Air pump up bra

sorry what is pump up bra?pump = pumpkins?

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Any pump up to make my peter bigger?

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...to look down front and see something pumped up... and understand better the risk of a burning cigarette...

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burning cigarette ashes could burn hole in air pumped bra, then deflated (bra and ego) left with one side bigger than other!

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RE: Air pump up bra

Unfortunately this bra has been out of production for around a couple of years now, why don't you contact Gossard directly and ask them about it and see if they have any plans to reintroduce this product.

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RE: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

you too debs, have a great one :-))

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RE: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Happy New Year too girl....:D

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RE: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Happy New Year, Happy New Year, May we all.....HAVEEEE a vision now and then, of the world where every neighbour is a frie-ee-yeah--eend

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pope v president

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally gives in. So the pope takes the wheel, and boy is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes nearly 100 in a 45 zone. A young policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: "Chief, I have a problem."
Chief: "What sort of problem?"
Cop: "Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no, much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the governor?"
Cop: "Muuuuch more important than that."
Chief: "Like the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, maybe more."
Chief: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, Sir, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!" :--)
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RE: pope v president

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................

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