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Abra-Kebabra
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
Aussie Kiss
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Back End of the Bat Mobile
The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile."
Beaver Leaver
or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual.
Beer Coat
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
Beer Compass
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
Bone of Contention
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Breaking the Seal
Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Budgie's Tongue
or Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag. The female erection.
BVH
Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.
Cider Visor
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Cliterature
1-handed reading material.
Cock-A-Doodle-Poo
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.
Crappucino
The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get when abroad.
Double Bass
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
Etch-A-Sketch
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.
Fizzy Gravy
or Rusty Water. Diarrhoea.
Flogging On
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
Free the Tadpoles
Liberate the residents of Wank Tanks.
Frigmarole
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
Fu*kShitFu*kShitFu*kShit
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
Going For a McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, our declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.
Greyhound
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
Hand-to-Gland Combat
A vigorous masturbation session.
Hefty Cleft
or Horse's Collar, or Welly Top. Description of a very large vagina.
McSplurry
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants.
Millennium Domes
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.
Monkey Bath
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!".
Mystery Bus
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NBR
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
Picasso Arse
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Sperm Wail
or Spuphemism. A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
Starfish Trooper
or Arsetronaut. A homosexual.
Pinter
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
Bagger
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)
Titanic
A lady who goes down first time out. :--)

big daddy anagrams
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
is "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
is "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

"President Clinton of the USA"
is "To copulate he finds interns." :--)

anagrams
"Dormitory" - Dirty Room

"Evangelist" - Evil's Agent

"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Animosity" - Is No Amity

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it

"George Bush" - He bugs Gore :--)

10 college courses that shouldn't exist

1. The Unbearable Whiteness Of Barbie
A course called The Unbearable Whiteness Of Barbie is mandatory for those who enroll themselves in Occidental College. This course explains how every element of racism has come together to create the popular Barbie doll. Students are supposed to read pieces by Karl Marx and Sandra Kisneros but really, why?
2. The Theology of Eating
This course is a part of the curriculum at Loyola College. It explains how there is an undeniable link between the act of eating and God.The religious angle to picking up a fork and eating some noodles is given serious thought.
3. Stupidity
This course is a part of Occidental College as well and no, students do not need to be stupid to study it. It explains how stupidity does not equal ignorance but is actually ‘double of intelligence’ and not its opposite. Students will have to read pieces by the likes of Friedrich Nietzche.
4. The Joy of Garbage
This course is definitely a waste of time and is offered by Santa Clara University. It attempts to explain the difference between the features of waste, garbage and discard. It is said to be a scientific course for those who don’t really care about the subject. The students will be required to carry out research through the year and work around with data that is most likely to be some garbage.
5. The Art of Sin and the Sin of Art
This course is offered by The Rhode Island School of Design and those who are a part of it will have to analyze and scrutinize the moral elements of both modern and classical artists. Keeping in mind that RISD is quite artsy, the course may just be doing well.
6. Philosophy and Star Trek
Those who are a part of this course will have to read Aristotle and understand the philosophy behind Star Trek. They will also have to understand how the theory of metaphysics has been used in science fiction.
7. Zombies-The living dead in Literature, Film and Culture
This course is taught at University of Alabama. It explains that Zombies and Americans have something in common as far as ‘consumption’ is concerned. He also says that the world thought of America as a zombie, that is, a soulless when George W. Bush was ‘in charge’. It may be a little far-fetched but students enjoy the course.
8. Maple Syrup: The Real Thing
This course is a part of the curriculum at Alfred University. The students will have to study the production process involved in the development of this syrup and the so-called subtleties that are involved. Certain techniques are dissected and alternative methods are suggested.
9. The Art of Walking
This course is in a college in Kentucky called Centre College. When the course ends, the students will understand nature. They will be taken on walks and be told to hand in assignments and will have to walk about a lot.
10. The Phallus
The Phallus is the third unnecessary course at Occidental College. Students are meant to understand why it is important and how it is related to fetish, masculinity, the organs and femininity.
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Q - What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A - Its Christmas, Eve!
Q - We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
A - Really, we had turkey!
Q - How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
A - Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Q - What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A - The letter "D"!
Q - What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A - Santa Claustrophobia!
Q - Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
A - Santa Paws!
Q - Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A - Because it soots him!
Q - Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
A - Elephanta Claus!
Q - What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
A - My pop is bigger than yours!
Q - How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
A - Stacks!
Q - Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
A - Because he's Sooty!
Q - What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A - Black mail!
Q - What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A - Tarzipan!
Q - Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
A - No you can have turkey like everyone else!
Q - What bird has wings but cannot fly?
A - Roast turkey!
Q - What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A - Your teeth!
Q - Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
A - You get tinsel-itus!
Q - What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
A - Grave-y!
Q - What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
A - She gave him the cold shoulder!
Q - What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A - Ice caps!
Q - What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A - Icebergers!
Q - Where do snowmen go to dance?
A - Snowballs!
Q - How do snowmen travel around?
A - By iceicle!
Q - What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A - Snowball!
Q - How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A - You wake up wet!
Q - What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A - Frost bite!
Q - What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A - An Eskimoo!
Q - Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A - The turkey - he's always stuffed! :--)

OK this is done in a light hearted fashion, no need for anyone to ger her or his panties in a bunch.

Ever wonder why there are 4 categories for Girls Home Alone and only one for supposedly straight Boys Home Alone?

Shouldn't there be a Boys Little Shy or Glamour Boys? And how about Not So Shy Boys and Instant Action Boys?

And in Fetish are nails and feet really hardcore? How about a special category for nails and feet? Nails and feet at home alone

And how about Gender Benders? Aw never mind

And boy girl couples, the only real hardcore on site. But so much free stuff on the net, no one goes there.

How about a laughcore category featuring our hilarious posters like INYF?

A man has dived 7m from a balcony in Romania's parliament to protest cuts to his child's disability payments — and he has survived the plunge.

Superman look out..

just curious if worth to be online for me host

We all see these from time to time. And there can be several reasons for them. But one, in my opinion is to strictly control who goes into a host's videochat thus ensuring a 5 star rating. And I do see the same hosts doing this over and over. In one case the host blocked me just for asking if she did nude show in pvt. Asking for nude show is not considered rude on other sites. But here on cc I guess it is.

tampax have announced they will b takin the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel....this is for the christmas period only :p

what's ur favourite christmas memory?

to all who sent me good wishes for christmas last year......they didnt work..so...this year can i have money and alcohol please ;)

To read all the discussion here about Glamour, it's obvious that it is intended to be a softcore feature of CamContacts, where nudity may or may not occur -- allowed but not necessarily required.

But to me, when I first saw the name Glamour, it did not speak to me of softcore, but rather of elegance. My expectation (because of the name) is that here are to be found exceptionally beautiful women (or women who know how to make themselves beautiful by their dress and cosmetics), elegantly and stunningly attired, well made-up -- not cheaply or tawdry in appearance, but expertly and in good taste. Here I would expect stylishness. Where it goes from there, softcore or no softcore, is a matter of individual taste, but the beginning point should be elegant beauty and style, as if one was going to a celebrity ball or to be on the cover of Vogue magazine. That to me is what Glamour means.

Instead, I seldom find this, but just the same old thing as in every other category. Glamour is glamour in name only for most of the hosts here, it seems. Certainly not what I would expect.

But I'm just one person, and that's just my perspective on Glamour.

It was a blistering hot day. The sun was shining ever so brightly and the air was sticky and humid. A perfect day to go swimming, I thought to myself. There was once a time that I would have just headed straight to the beach on a day like this.
Pulling out my little bag of goodies. I would blow up my beach ball (if someone else was with me) and then my rubber raft. Unfold my lounge chair. Undress and be sitting there with just my bathing suit on.--wait a minute this is winter time as Paul Harvey would say "The Rest of the Story"----later, Good Day

I'm a lover of the very small and very big extremes of breasts. Can anyone suggest any hosts that fit into either of these categories?

The other day a friend and I went to this swank restaurant, but when we arrived the lobby was filled to capacity with people from a chess tournament. All they were doing was standing around and bragging about how well they did in the tournament. Then suddenly the maitre d' came out, loudly shooing the chess players away. "OUT OF HERE! OUT! OUT! ALL OF YOU! AND DON'T COME BACK!"

I was shocked, so I went over to the maitre d' and said: "Don't you think that was a bit rude?"

"Oh," he said, "I get so tired of those Chess Nuts Boasting in an Open Foyer!"

or you just don't want to spend your money on hosts here, pls don't come to text chat for chatting with hosts. Don't make things hard for other members, who going to video and want to explain to hosts what they expect from video-chat ith her.

For example 18 -25, 26 to 40, 41 to 55, over 55, 90% dead etc. Yes I know we viewers lie like rugs. But using your best estimate what age group makes for the best viewer overall?

I want a new Category "Hosts that love 1 minute men"

me want to wish you all a merry christmas and lots of sex in 2011 here at cc and videos. me will be back in February

Every now and then we all should post something good to say especially around the holidays season. So I will start this one off-to a new friend just met and life is going to change-
best wishes and many years together and hope all the best throughout your journey as a married couple and cc will missed you if you decide to leave-kiss and hugs and thanks for being a new friend hope to hear from you in the future to see how things are going-if not just remember to always look forward and not back and life will be good always to you.

When you're in Text Chat…next to the SEND button…there's a pull down menu that gives you two options. You can choose to send your messages to the host PRIVATELY, so the chat is only between you and her. However, the default setting at CC is actually SEND TO ALL, which means everyone in the chat room can see and read what you're saying. Whenever I visit my favorite host, there's always some guy who will show up and think he is Mr. Sex Stud or Mr. Romance -- and he forgets to change the setting. At which point it's often HILARIOUS to just sit there quietly and read what some guys will say to a woman, thinking that they're being Mr. Smooth.

And I'll follow that with; Do you want a gentleman or a real man?

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