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Guys, how do U like KiaraJanell?
I think she is the girl with the deepest soul and best personality and with the most beautifull eyes!
Tell me, what u think about here!
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RE: KiarraJanell

about here nothing. about DevilMaria, everything!

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RE: KiarraJanell

at least DevilMaria can actually be found by the search engine....

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RE: KiarraJanell

of course she can :))!

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RE: KiarraJanell

stupid-head, you're fantasizing over someone who doesn't exist.

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RE: KiarraJanell

perhaps this is just LongJohn's way of having fun Alpha? Are we all not here to have some kind of occasional fun?

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Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?

Just wondered cause I know I do. Hi hon :) kissssss
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RE: Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?

now thats HOT!

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RE: Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?

I think it's hot that you think it's hot!!

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RE: Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?

this not a problem to me ... I have something large to fill those holes with

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RE: Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?

thats a rude statement... she's all mine though ;)

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RE: Let me know......:((

I hope this gentleman is ok some hwere!!!!

I would hate for something bad to happen to a fellow member that appriciates the fine attributes of our lovely asian host!

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no limits in feelings

I met wonderfal man here. he was in my video once. Then I went to him and met him. He visited my country too. I love him ..I sent half of earning which I have here at CC to him.he said he need to get an appartmrnt to us . What you can do for ur lover?
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RE: no limits in feelings

I can marry her:PP
Hope its enough:-))

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RE: no limits in feelings

EVERYTHING i can.
good luck

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RE: no limits in feelings

is it njrmal that ur boyfr take half of ur money?

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RE: no limits in feelings

i dont think so, bf/gf gets nothing, i think it should be ''what is my half of the bill''
but mates are different , it isnt yours and mine, its ours, can ''we'' afford it. as soon as you say or hear, one makes/contributes more so they get more say what is spent, then the marridge is over.

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Is it just only me?

I 'm wonderrring has someone had bad mood if he had a quarrel in community chat?I know all it's not real and all ppl are separated by thousands of kilometers.
But for example today one host called me badly without any reason and this made my mood worse.Whats going on with Community Chat?All are gossiping around and talking badly about each other when the person they talk about isn't in Community Chat.
I think I shouldn't spoil my mood anymore. I think I need to make break for some time for Community Chat .GooD Bye all :D
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RE: Is it just only me?

good idea1 i went there once and vowed i wouldnt go back for that reason. no one should be talked about if they arent there to defend themselves.

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RE: Is it just only me?

Yes can make my mood bad too...for about 1 min. long:PP..., but who the f. care, what gossiping someone about me, who never met with me, never talked to me and so on...
Don't care with idiots, use iggy button or come to forum and read my (and another's) jokes and forget your bad mood:-))

Kisses,
Alex

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To alex

Hmm I know that I shouldn't care but I'm human and sometimes I may feel.I try not to pay any attention but nevertheless I got upset.I dont like this cos I have only one me and I don't like that some ppl whom I even dont know make me upset.

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RE: To alex

thts just tough.....too bad for u whoever u are? the chatroom stands for jokes, rudeness, harshness, uglyness and sometimes the very worst in people! feelings?........ give me a break, do u really think anyone truly cares?! hahahahahaha

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RE: To alex

Read above Boy....you can see, many cares

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RE: To alex

nope alex, the reality is what BB has stated. it's a cold hard fact, but it is the Truth! I agree it's sad :((

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RE: To alex

Oh and by the way Alex, all anyone has to do is to read your own post for Feb1. If that isn't an obnoxious, self centered, non-caring comment, then I don't know what is!!! :((

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RE: To alex

By the way....the main topic was bad mood - gossips - commchat...not my comment....so just read above....by the way...

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RE: Is it just only me?

What you going on about now you Russian Smart Ass :P

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RE: Is it just only me?

Yes, but SweetDetka, as you know everyone is different with different personalities and feelings.....Some people's feelings are more sensitive than other's, and in that respect.....respect should be shown by members to chathosts....I realize that may be asking for the impossible, but since Gortensia has been hurt, what is wrong in respecting her feelings as a human being??

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RE: Is it just only me?

Community Chat went downhill ever since they let that ImNotYourFRiend in there :P

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RE: Is it just only me?

yea thts true, and anyone with a name like "ImNotYourFriend" spells bad news anyway! Oh and don't worry we know you don't care!

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RE: Is it just only me?

and I never will care :)

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RE: Is it just only me?

either they are just joking or they suck
isnt that what the iggy button for, besides
i get stupid comments also, more so lately and i just read past it.
think of it as a car alarm going off on your street, my car doesnt have an alarm, so i dont bother with it.

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RE: Is it just only me?

I take it as a complimeny when someone is nasty to me :P

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RE: Is it just only me?

Sorry to insult but you a very nice guy.

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RE: Is it just only me?

Nasty! u call that Nasty, when you yourself call a very nice and very sweet Russian chathost a "smartass!" Man have You got some problems, even though we all know you don't give a damn! Don't seek any help now about your problem on our account!

Your Answer: Of course I won't! :D

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RE: Is it just only me?

hey quit your whinning, im tired of all this complaining. lets get to the nakedness

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RE: Is it just only me?

I dont like to get naked if I dont have a mood for.I didn't complain I was just wonderring see "Is it just only me?"I was wonderrring if it's just only me such a person and how do ppl manage not to pay any attention to some rude ppl.If you knew me better you should know I do prefer to look way out of trouble.

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RE: Is it just only me?

hey, 'is it just only me', I didn't ask for your opinion, get it? good, now get lost and quit ur whimpering, i dont like it!

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RE: Is it just only me?

LOL.I I couldn't catch your idea.I asked not your idea personally but I asked in generally.I f you dont want to reply dont reply.

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RE: Is it just only me?

just what the hell does bellicosity mean anyway?????

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RE: Is it just only me?

hey, what spawned all of this?

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RE: Is it just only me?

I did!!!!!

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Hmmm

As I see everyone has noticed only what he saw.Actually I was just wonderring do ppl feel something about their unpleasant talks in CC if they have had such ones or not.But through all messages this case lost.

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RE: Hmmm

i feel bad because ur not online gortensia;)
hope too chat with u soon
bye
peter

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The Geography of Men and Women:-))

The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

great one alex. i needed a laugh today.
this is so true though especially the geography of a man
thx again

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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

You're always welcome:-))

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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

I remember posting this :p

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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

Sorry Kris:P

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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

Love that! :) Especially being English - so true!

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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

hey, Alex, where are the other countries ;)?

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RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))

On the map:PPP

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To alex

According to your system of measurements I'm between Africa or Australia and to America or Japan.So?

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RE: To alex

You always make me blush with your measurements Gorty:PPP
But back to the joke...guess you are somewhere between Africa and Japan:PPP

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To alex

Hmmm.Now you made me blush.

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RE: parrot son...

Another great one:PP

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RE: parrot son...

just ur opinion zzzzzzzzzz

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RE: hmmm...

looooooooool:P

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RE: hmmm...

i dont know whose joke was better yours or alex.
i alwasy know where to go to get a good laugh
th again

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how much $ u spend on cc

i'm curious how much money u spend every month on this site.
and the money u spend is it a small or big part from ur earnings?
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RE: how much $ u spend on cc

i cant bring myself to tell ME how much per month I spend here so I certainly wont be telling YOU!.

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RE: how much $ u spend on cc

Too much:P

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RE: how much $ u spend on cc

10000000000000000000.00 a year

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RE: how much $ u spend on cc

more than i should
not as much as i want

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RE: how much $ u spend on cc

I earn between 200 - 500 $ per month and it is absolutelly not enough for me :( but i can't allow to rise the price /0.50per min/

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RE: how much $ u spend on cc

maybe i can help u host;)
and yes too much but also too few
its an addiction
regards

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Jesus, i have a problem...

hmm... looking through my e-mails....

I've realised that since November 20 I have racked up approx 110 notifications of payment.... usually $20-30 per notification.... holy crap

even with the exhange rate that is a **** load of money.... 4 figures... omg.

I could have bought a car, a new better computer, a few two week holidays, paid one third of my rent, gone out clubbing a staggering 50 times if i spent 30 each time...... i'm soooooooooooooo going to hell
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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

welcome to the big spenders club. i doubt mr jesus had much to do with it.

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

i cut back on my cc vids and bought a mercedes 2nd hand 23,000

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

what's your host name? ;) I'll drop by to say hi if I can! ;)

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

You know what they say about fools and thier money?...

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

hey, i resemble that remark!!

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

lol

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

You're not going to find Jesus on this site Hoss.

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RE: Jesus, i have a problem...

who says!?

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RE: first time!

easy now.

Hi there and welcome

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RE: first time!

Ok, lets make a camcontact:-)))))))))))))

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RE: first time!

WELCOME!!!!!!!hope you have fun

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RE: first time!

was a nice chat we had baby, keep it up and sdon't be eaten by the wolves // klem

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RE: i miss my judge :)

your "momy" from CC :P

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Is this the biggest C*ck contest?

Well.... is it?

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RE: Is this the biggest C*ck contest?

I'll never win that but mine is very beautiful. The co-efficent of linear expansion is noteworthy too. Is there a contest for quality as well as quantity?

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This is a first ...

Every host on my favorites list who's on-line is currently in a video. Guess I need to find more favorites!
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List tends to stay around 50, but only 5 were on-line when I posted the first message.

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RE: This is a first ...

love too know some off ur favs anonymuos;)

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Not seen yet Joy... but will download it :)

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

dunno about this one, but i know i loooooved cold mountain

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Cold Mountain is a great movie. I loved it too:-))

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

It's not really a movie, really it's a 2-hour promotional commercial for the homosexual agenda.

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

the homosexual agenda?
so what, the whole movie's just a glorified commercial for some frilly, pink, 'day runner' kinda thing?

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Don't be so fucking naive. It was written to undermine the accepted norm of one man and one woman being a married couple. Where the contempt for that beautiful tradition comes from, I'm not sure, but I for one don't support it in the least. To hell with "Brokeback Mountain" and everybody involved with it.

Two big "middle fingers" up to this movie!

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contempt, you say?

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i dont like gay cowboy movies.
i havent and wont see it.
what i have heard is,
it is about two married guys who go off doing cowboy things,
but also have homosexual affair.
reasons why i wont see it....
well shit, its homosexaul!!
but also they cheat on thier wives, and lie!!
i am kind of amazed it is winning all the awards.
but then hollywood isnt much for morals or honor.
what saddens me is ,
or rather,
i wish they made..
brokeback mountain the gay film
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some other
same type movie with lesbians
just to see the public viewings
we all know brokeback made 30 million 1st weekend ( i think)
the girl on girl film would do 10x that.

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

yikes !!!!!!!!!no thanks

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Well I saw it::). It was a beautiful movie and my opinion is that it is wrong perceived as the "gay cowboy movie". First of all the landscapes and the overall movie image are absolutelly amazing and it blowed my mind away. I am not a big fun of cowboy movies in general but this one made me change my mind. I think this is a movie about the apparently so well known cowboy life scene of America...the real cowboys not the macho style Holywood fairytale ones. Yes it is based on a love story between two gay men and certain scenes might be out of ur comfort level ( I thought that too before seeing the movie but i didnt feel at unconfortable watching those scenes, it all came natural). Over all this movie fullfilled my expectations on every level and I recommend it to everyone including to the ohh so many homosexual haters...it is the movie that might make u change ur mind.
To John: i take it that u only watch Disney movies? How is this movie imorral? Is Reservoir Dogs imorral because its full of violance? Or better yet Matrix...I bet u enjoyed Matrix...is it imorral because people beat the crap out of each other? What is more moral in a movie...cheating the wife or killing her?

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the cheating is the immoral part.
res dogs sucked , too foolish i think
matrix was ok for the FX. what wife was killed?

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"First of all the landscapes and the overall movie image are absolutelly amazing and it blowed my mind away."
OK, then i am going to watch only scenes with landscape in this movie, because im not curious at all about 2 gay men's "emotional suffering".

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dude, you'd go to watch a movie just for its mind-blowing landscapes? ...that's kinda gay.

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Sorry, im lesbian:PPPPPPPPP

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ahh.. how presumptuous of me to think otherwise:P
that's cool then;)
..so long as you're a lipstick lesbian and not one of those scarey, butch kind, that is... a woman with a mullet, a plaid flannel wardrobe, and combat boots.. talk about something that makes ME uncomfortable:P

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Yes, that's really cool...I am happy, that you're pleased...with yourself:PPP

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Really? A man can be lesbian?:PPPP

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

since when does a sarcasm necessarily equal closemindedness?:P

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Again I wasnt reffering to ur little "play" with lesbian alex here:)). Just a general thought.

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

Never been lesbian...., but i love women:PPPPP

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RE: Brokeback Mountain

ahh, ok then:)
well, sure... here or anywhere, i think people by and large tend to be prideful, spiteful, judgemental, hypocritical, selfish, self-serving and pretty pettily narrowly minded in general.. it takes effort not to be.. a buddha nature, a divorce of spirit from the illusion of self and an all-important ego.. umm, or some such nonsense:P ..fuck if i know now, but if i ever reach enlightenment, i'll be sure to come back and try my best to enlighten you too;) ..until then, i freely admit that i can't help but sometimes be closeminded about certain things too.. there's lots of things about how other people think and behave that i don't want to even begin to think about myself, let alone understand in an accepting, "i'm cool with that" kind of way:P

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RE: promotional rate

Only when u will play with a bagpipe in video LooooooooooooooooL

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RE: for INYF 29 jan 2006

Do you have any little plastic submarines than go up and down in the bath?

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RE: for INYF 29 jan 2006

......... and do you still have that beautiful smile? :)

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RE: for INYF 29 jan 2006

Your the best underwater or out of water Vendetta :)

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RE: WARNING!!!!

Thanks for the warning :)

But as I have no friends I never open any yahoo messages cos they are never from anyone I know :(

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RE: WARNING!!!!

I did that with the front of my trousers once with the same result :(

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RE: WARNING!!!!

If you downloaded the File from that webpage and you ran it, something certainly did happen, you just didnt know it. Its how its supposed to happen. You probably infected your system with the virus and it may be spreading from your pc without your knowledge.

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RE: WARNING!!!!

*nneylla (11/5/2005 6:20:36 PM): http://www.program.as.ro/ click on web , it`s a good soft*
Neylla seems to be the culprit, or someone using her computer she is also spamming for other porn sites where she appears.

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RE: WARNING!!!!

listen, if someones YH is sending you this message, and that person doesnt realize it, it means that THEY HAVE THE VIRUS. the virus is sending the messgae without the YH account owners knowledge. Its made to spread itself.

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RE: WARNING!!!!

I had received that stupid message in yahoo "try it, its good soft..." several times from someone in my yahoo. When I finally messaged her asking why she kept sending me that message, she said she didnt. I told her to check her message archive. Wow, seems she did send it and she didnt know it! I advised her to have her studio admin check her PC for this virus because she obviously has it and had no idea about it..

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RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it

When she is ready to have a baby and once she has the number of children she wants then sex should stop completely.

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RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it

Yes they should only procreate. Her feelings and pleasure are not important unless they are obtained from other sources apart from sex.

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RE: to ImNotYour....

Are you saying I deserve a host from cc :P

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RE: to ImNotYour....

lol!

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RE: to ImNotYour....

damn, now THAT'S funny! Excellent posts INYF :)

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RE: to ImNotYour....

Is one of them going to be you evangelina ? :)

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RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it

Tell me you're not serious and it's all a bluff!

There's no perfect age to have sex for the first time. Don't expect wonders, don't expect it to last.

Just don't do it before she's 18, you could get in trouble.

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RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it

16 in UK psy :p

Not that I wud stoop that low ;)

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RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it

Ok, DM, 16.. but ya know, considering how the 10-15 yo girls look like now, Nobody could sue you =))

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RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it

with urself doesnt count

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RE: What to choose?

Follow your heart, but be prepared to feel heartbroken if you chose your ex because this could be part of a game to him. Maybe he does love you, only you can decide that for sure.

You know your current b/f loves you, but if your feelings are not the same then you have to break with him because he deserves better and to find the person who will truly love him in return.

Just my opinion, I wish you luck.

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RE: What to choose?

>>Can it turn out that he will understand everything when he finally loses me?>>

No.

<<Shall I play a bit to pretend that he will never see me again?>>

No.

<<Or shall I stay with my present bf?>>

Only if you will be honest with him.

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RE: What to choose?

i think guy #1 was initally upfront with you.. you shouldn't have read anything more into his feelings for you than what he said they were.. he saying that he loves you now(only after his friendly, complication-free fuck might(should) stop fucking him) is obviously just a pull on the feelings he knows you have for him so that you won't put a stop to the relationship he's comfortable with..
as for guy #2, do him a favor and come clean.. tell him that you don't love him as much as you love this other guy.. if he lingers, giving you an understanding, "very nice guy" 2nd chance, etc, etc(yawn) well, then he deserves all the heart ache you've already dished out to him and all the rest that's bound to come..
here's an idea: stop all the bullshit you're feeding yourself about feelings of "love".. i don't see it meaning that much to you with the way guy #1 has treated you, and i don't see you appreciating it when it's right in front of you with guy #2..

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RE: What to choose?

I would just echo the thoughts of DM.

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RE: What to choose?

It sounds like your ex b/f is playing with you. I don't think he will ever really Love you, but just likes to control you and play you.

But really you must think about what your feelings are, don't string your new b/f along, let him go if you are not sure you Love him. Let him get over you and find new love.
Don't let your ex play with your mind, he is not worth it.

Free yourself of both and give yourself time.

This is only an opinion and I know it is easy for us to say, but hard for you to do.

take care

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RE: What to choose?

why do women shit all over the nice guys?
can someone explain?

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RE: What to choose?

Cos they deserve it :D

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RE: to Anonymous

Cos they deserve it too :P

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RE: to Anonymous

and why do both nice girls and nice guys chase after the men and women who shit all over them?
..my mind is officially boggled.

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RE: What to choose?

The kind of love you base a marriage on is all about openess and trust. Knowing that you have someone who will be there for you and you will be there for him. It is a mutual commitment more than a feeling. Feeling are involved, but if you always act only on emotions, you are a child and will often get hurt.
The excitement you feel with sex is more transcient (fleeting). the first guy left you when he found someone new and more exciting. When he got bored with her he came back to you. There are deeper levels of love to be found with the stable relationship.

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RE: What to choose?

wow thats deep.
well it sounds like your feeling to your currant bf are not so strong.
if the new bf isnt so important, leave him b4 your calisness breaks his heart.
as for your x bf, soounds like he is doing a great job of playing with your emotions, and it sounds like your not so good at playing that game. you say you love the x more now that he said he loves you. he is doing a great job with the mind game.
dump them both and find a new guy an a while, dont rush

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RE: What to choose?

She doesn't deserve her present one.

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RE: to Anonymous

Why is it that when a woman behaves like this, she's just 'confused', but if a man does it he's labeled a 'cheating bastard'?

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RE: What to choose?

I thought excretment was banned here?

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RE: What to choose?

it is your life and your decision....if i have some advice it is to enjoy life while you are young, and get married later when you know what you want and need

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dear "xPETITEx"

You are an air-headed little bimbo. You ex- doesn't love you, he just like your puusy and mouth (and maybe your ass). Maybe he likes your cooking, too, but he has absolutely no respect for you.

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3 men standing in front of God:-))

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"
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RE: 3 men standing in front of God:-))

This was great Thanks for sharing it. i needed a good laugh today.
It may be true for some men and women here>

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RE: 3 men standing in front of God:-))

lol Alex thanks very good :)

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RE: 3 men standing in front of God:-))

LMAO - That is a great one :)

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Anyone wanna chat and jerk off???x

Anyone from England wanna chat??? x
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RE: Anyone wanna chat and jerk off???x

yesss..where r u?

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baronessa so sexy so enterprising

Hey everyone do you know in her proifle she says if you spend $150.00 in one week she will give you a free show I wonder how long that show is. Has anyone ever got that free show from her. I think this host may have something here maybe more host might consider this?
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RE: baronessa so sexy so enterprising

Considering it's non-adult chat, no way.

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<<I wonder how long that show is>>

You could ask her.

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RE: baronessa so sexy so enterprising

There are non-adult hosts and there are non-(wink/wink)adult hosts. She falls in the second category. Ahhh....the miracle of One to One. Attractive girl. Good English. Just too damn slow. Not a staller per se I am just a quick slam bam thank you mamn kinda guy...at least on CC....hard to stay focused when the meter is running at 1.55.

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RE: who has the power in the hands?

I'm the boss in my house :)

I told my gf if I want to do the ironing before I wash all the dishes then that's what I'll do :P

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RE: who has the power in the hands?

Well, you know the old saying "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world". A lot of truth in it. And look no further than Bill Clinton, was he the President or Hillary?

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Ya Gotta Laugh at these.

one for the gals http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12429&scid=0

and the guys http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12726&scid=0
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