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RE: XXXXXXXXXX

Thanks for sharing that with us lol

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RE: XXXXXXXXXX

LOL

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RE: XXXXXXXXXX

low, very low! :((

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yes it is low, but on the otherhand, there is some humor to this. lowlife humor?

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We Need Flash-Based Video!

This place would be so much better if they offered Flash-Based Video... It's much faster and the video quality is usually better.
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RE: We Need Flash-Based Video!

is that a cc thing or is it based in the hosts computer?

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RE: We Need Flash-Based Video!

It's based on the site's software. I'm a member of another cam site that recently upgraded to flash... and the difference is like night and day.

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RE: We Need Flash-Based Video!

The quality here can be terrible especially when u see other sites, increased bandwith of hosts computers, or at least a minimum standard wld improve things dramatically, of course it costs, so just put up with it. I spend more money elsewhere where I can actually see what is going on.

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RE: We Need Flash-Based Video!

Of course and also increase the minimum charge...I mean those other sites only charge like 2$ a min the minimum...would that suit ur needs too?

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RE: We Need Flash-Based Video!

:O $2 p.m.
thats why im here, cuz its much easier on my wallet.
if CC goes 2 per minute minimum, im gone. :((

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RE: We Need Flash-Based Video!

Yeah, after seeing the prices here... I'm starting to migrate most of my PVT's to this site. It's getting a bit too expensive on the other sites that charge $2 - $4 per minute

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pssst...hey

i need the information
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lol what info?

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what's the frequency, kenneth?

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not sure, but I hear that the cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way.

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to alphabeta

LMFAO!i like green eggs & ham..mmmm......HAM!!!

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Ask Dan Rather

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104.9 FM

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I take it you want the radio frequency for the unoccupied zone of "Free America?" This is not always easy to get. The Russians and Cubans have been jamming this frequency ever since they occupied Colorado. It really depends where you are; in enemy occupied territory, or Free America Zones? My suggestion is to try to make contact with "Wolverines." Good Luck!!

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one more thing, Minute Men Units might be able to help you, however just like Wolverine Units, they are also in enemy occupied zones.......:II Keep the Faith!

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lol.. how those cuban paratroopers were ever able to make a surprise invasion of colorado in the first place, i'll never understand:))

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well Anonymous, they had a lot of help. Nicaraguan Air and Land Forces under the direction of the Sandinista National Front were able to open up a "corridor" into Texas from Mexico, allowing Russian airborne units, and Russian/Cuban tank battalions to take the offensive from Texas into New Mexico, therefore being in a position to move directly into Colorado. Mexico had gone into internal revolution, so these aforementioned units had little if any armed opposition. US Air National Guard and Army National Guard units from the Southwestern US, had all been invited to a "Barbecue" somewhere on a special ranch in Texas, hence they were not immediately available to take on defensive armed operations against the invading forces. By the time the "Barbecue" was over, it was too late. Texas, New Mexico, and Colorado became occupied enemy territory. Now we fight for our very own existence, but the good news is that California is still in "Free America!" ;)))

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This little story was taken from a movie made in the 1980's during the so called "red threat." The movie was called Red Dawn. Although the movie was fiction, there is a moral to this mini story. All patriotic Americans should be very concerned about Homeland Security and the protection of our borders with Canada and Mexico. The defense of the homeland should always be our very first priority. That does not mean however, that American Styled Democracy should be forced upon other countries in the world, militarily or otherwise, against their own will! There is a big difference between defending your country, and invading other countries, simply to impose one's own style of government upon those that are invaded, or to simply want to take their own natural resources!

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RE: Insomnia

1. go out get drunk
2.get spme dvd's u love to watch
3.little more severe cancel your credit cards
4. don't sleep and sod the consequences like losing your job due to poor time keeping,run up huge bills OR us some will power and set a time to close your pc down and go to sleep

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RE: Insomnia

Read one of my posts :)

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Insomnia

See it works lol

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RE: Insomnia

keep it quiet can't you see some of us are sleeping?

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RE: Insomnia

Yes but your snoring is keeping me awake :(

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He reads himself a bedtime story, lol

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only cos of the noise of the snoring from anonymous 5 above :(

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hmm here are only 3 anonymous but 5 lines above there is ur message.LOL Nice to meet you anon. Now i'll know who sign his messages as anonymous.

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To Gortensia

It's DarkMysteries fault his post wasn't there when I posted mine grrrrrrr :)

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Hmm.As 'i see all do disturb you dms, anonymouses and so on.Hmm. Do i disturb you???

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Of course you don't disturb me (k)

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RE: Insomnia

Watch the SuperBowl it puts me to sleep every time

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RE: Insomnia

have a wank , then u sleep like a baby lol

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I did read somewhere and I don't know if it is true that when a man ejaculates (maybe applies to animals as well) there is a chemical released into the blood stream that does induce sleep.

But as I say it could just be made up by some guy that didn't want to talk lol

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Tried it last night......I overslept 2 fecking hours!!!!!! (censored) ers!

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RE: Insomnia

Apparantly 1 wank will make you sleep for 5 minutes.

DM you really should leave it alone you'll go blind :D

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RE: Insomnia

I have customers too please.... HOow can you forget that you were one of these :p

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Silly Ideas or ???

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars.Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid to do it.

Weight watchers.
Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place.

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by
filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Anorexics.
When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Olympic athletes.
Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.

Smokers.
Save on matches and lighters. Simply light your next fag from the butt of your last one.

Vegetarians coming to dinner?
Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal.
Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc
'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

Invited by vegetarians for dinner?
Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements.
Tell them about yours, and ask for a nice juicy steak.

High blood pressure sufferers.
Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Heavy smokers.
Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes.
Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.

Corsa drivers.
Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so it may as well look like one.

A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.

At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy 'Next customer Please' sign for dyslexic shoppers.

Girls.
Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date.
All he's interested in is seeing you naked.

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

AVOID expensive parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

HOUSEWIVES.
I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price
of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

DON'T INVITE DRUG ADDICTS round for a meal on Boxing Day.They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

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reasons not to mess with Kids ,, hehe

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
> mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
> girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> The little girl replied,
> "Then you ask him ".
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> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God".
> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
> replied, "They will in a minute''.
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> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother,
> she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters ? One little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill''.
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> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
> The little girl thought about this revelation and then said,
> "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
> and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
> doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
> to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
> A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
> a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
> "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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lol I especially liked the first two :)

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Lol:PPP

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Me :(

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RE: reasons not to mess with Kids ,, hehe

no one can June, except people who are very unhappy in their lives...

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mmmmmm but I'm very happy

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yea right...........

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No :(

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i hope you have perfected the art

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isn't it the unhealthy love of heads?

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<Hedonism> is generally the "lustfufl" approach. Consiousness -is the art of 'experiencing' the pleasure of life, by all means enjoying every single thing & every moment. -- The moment is considered a gift - thats why its called the present --- go ahead and open it!!!!!!!!

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RE: Why?

I loved your previous screen names too:PPPPPP

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RE: Why?

i disliked xela very much!

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RE: Why?

xelAlex
Where is my mirror?:PPP

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RE: Hmmm

It was a reply for you of course Gorty:-))
Kissssss

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RE: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I know Gorty...
kisss

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RE: Why?

Well there is only one Gortensia :)

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RE: Why?

But don't get your vowels confused and end up talking with Gartensia :p

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RE: Why?

oops my mistake it was Gartensia I meant :P

Only joking Gortensia (k)

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How come noone talk bluntly of the the increased possibility of business while ur at work anyway - somehow neva looked for u in instant action tho' // klem gorty baby - dobroe utro

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A bear was chasing a little rabbit...:-))

A bear was chasing a little rabbit.
"Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear.

"Never!" shouted the rabbit.

As the rabbit was running he tripped on a lamp. His soft furry foot brushed the lamp and out popped a genie.

The genie noticed the frightened rabbit was being chased by the bear.

The genie said to the bear,"Hey! If you stop chasing him I''ll grant you and the rabbit both two wishes!"

The bear agreed and was so eager he jumped to go first. He said, "I wish that a had the biggest penis in the world!"

*Poof!* and his wish was granted.

The rabbit went next, "I wish I had a super fast motorcycle!"

*Poof* and the rabbit''s wish was granted.

The bear looked at the rabbit and thought, "What a lame wish!"

For his final wish, the bear smirked as he wished that all the other bears in the world were female.

*Poof* his wish was granted.

The rabbit jumped on his motorcycle, revved the engine and laughed.

Just before he booked out of there he said, "I wish the bear was gay!"
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lol very good Alex

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RE: A bear was chasing a little rabbit...:-))

goes to prove the first will be the last - or was it the other way around ??

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livingsoul

Has anyone been with this host in 1 2 1. Did she make promises take you so far and then not follow thru and tell you she couldnt be naked just to leave you wondering what happened. Was it me or has she done it with others too..just curious
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RE: livingsoul

Shen is non-adult. So that suprises you?? Sounds like she kept the rules of CC.

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RE: livingsoul

SS, thats an interesting nick! are we back in a time warp?...lol

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and how many ways u said there was to bend a rule ???

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RE: livingsoul

i havent seen her.
and i am glad if it is tru that she just lost you as a future viewer

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damn this is funny!! Feel the shame of rejection midesmond ... and she doesn't even know your name ... harsh!!!

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He's name Mike! And i am really sad if u are had a problems .... i know he is a great person and i hope u will understand each other! its not a place for fight!

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he is not a nice guy and he's picking on anne because he started a fight and didn't like losing, so his answer was to go try and beat up a woman

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she does this all the time
she is the problem here, not midesmond
how many times do we have to endure the same nonsense from anne?
and from her "friend"?

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oldnews, anne does things at times,i agree, but most are brought on by guys who dont understand "virtual world" and become possessive. midesmond is not all that nice all the time. he can be argumentative. also, he is very judgmental on others and shows his own immaturity and ignorance by demeaning people and whole countries. so i think it is midesmond who needs to do some maturing here and grow up.

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this time he is the prob there were two many witnesses that wrote about it in the forums

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yes i am her friend and i am the one that he lost too and he waited til i left and then went jumped all over because she is ffrined of mine.....wow isn't he cool

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The Bully Boys? Is this a rival gang to the Wolf Pack ?

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opps the Bully Friends not the Bully Boys

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this midesmond fellow is someone who always thinks he's right. I've had a few debates and discussions with him before, and to put it frankly, he is so arguementative and confrontational, there is just no gettting anywhere with him, at least not in the positive sense, or even in a such a way where we could even agree to disagree. If this thing that Anne has brought up, means that one of them should GO, my vote is for Anne to stay, and mides to go! I'm sorry to hear about this Anne :((

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Sounds like u want to join up INYF?

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Waiting to see which gang is the toughest :P

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lol:))

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imnoityourfriend, thats hard to say since the actual memebership of both groups is really just me......can be a rival to my self
hahahhhahahhahahaa

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warchant, does this mean that Alex can join also? You'll have two very fine new members if you allow them both to join?! Maybe you can bend the rules just a little?

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nah i operated beat on my own....always remeber never a crime with a partner.........no one to rat you out

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ooops i should never type
nah no new member reminder, i operate best on my own
and never commit a crime with a partner

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Bully Boys?Wolf Pack?Im sorry but not interested...
I'll join to these groups only when green frogs will fall off from the blue sky and when snails will fly...
Did anyone established BigBreastsFunClub already? There is my place:-))

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to all how ae a part off this , mad ruckass:P all i say is mud..wreslting.... tagg teams the work s.... shirts v skins girl are the skins :D:D:D ..

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this from the same anne who was supposed to be in a coma one day then in not so shy the next . i think a pinch of salt is called for

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Anne does this from time to time, Who Fucking Cares!

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AmazingAnne

Your right Anne who gives a fuck about what the people on here who mean nothing to you think about you.

It is only the people that mean something to me who's opinion I care about :)

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Told you some times Ani...dont care with idiots, like neither i do.
They just dont have real life, and make them happy, when they can kick on someone. Ignore them, thats it what you can do.
Kisses,
Alex

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well lolo isee you can't read

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lets all go see the old one in video

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if you dont like someone, or what they are saying just use the iggy button..it always works for me....people who thrive on confrontation soon fade away and die if noone joins in their games.....throwing petrol on the flames is never a good idea unless you are an arsonist

here endeth the sermon :P

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the old one much better than u or others, lol

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RE: to midesmond

THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING! :(

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RE: to midesmond

I can't believe I read the whole fucking thing.

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RE: to midesmond

anne will be so proud all this attention

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why not give it a rest lol, and don't you thimk little midesmond won't be happier. Point is since you really can't get what happened
be quiet for a change, or do you just tweaking a woman without having th guts to use your real screen name which puts you in mides league doesn't it

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get over your yourselves .

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RE: to warfool and anne

an the bigot checks in.............offend any girls race, country or anything else today there big boy

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RE: to warfool and anne

You are all so foolish. Play your pathetic games away from CC

Maybe you could also simply consider growing up in the meanwhile

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go get um war!

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what the...

hell is"playback"?i'm new here & was reading forum where people mentioned it.how the hell do i get it?
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It's just one of the categories you can visit where the girl plays a video of one of her sessions rather than being live.

Usually cheaper than a live show though never been there myself

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MARRY A FILIPINA AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER

I did That ;)
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he is on cc cause he need a good looking lady to stare at. :D

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RE: MARRY A FILIPINA AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER

cruel but made me laugh in spite of myself

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RE: MARRY A FILIPINA AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER

BELOW THE BELT, BUT VERY FUNNY!!

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Bye my friends

I just want to say it's been fun hanging out here but as you all like to state I have some what of a mental instability so I have decided to help myself get better by leaving here and forgetting about Romania.

I think this site and Romania have been one source of the problems surrounding me but I do not regret it at all for the nice people I have met and the chance to travel to Romania two times over the last several years.

I must say sorry to those I have upset over the year as it was not my intention to upset or hurt anyone.

I am also glad to say I still got some friends on yahoo I plan to keep in touch with.

Tomorrow I am moving out of my city of Ottawa away from my family and parents (another source of my problems) and moving to Montreal with a friend i have known down there for many years as he is going to help me get set up on my feet in a new city and hopefully a new start for me.

So thank you all for the good times I got to share here with you and i hope you all take care of yourself and have a wonderful life.

Bye, be safe and take care!
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Best of luck in your endeavors.

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RE: Bye my friends

Thank you A Banana

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RE: Bye my friends

I wish you all the best

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Good luck Ian

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RE: Bye my friends

Good luck anon and take care of you :*

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RE: Bye my friends

Thank you everyone and old friend who I think I know who you are.

I am sorry for upsetting you or hurting you and take care of yourself.

I hope you all take care of yourself

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RE: Bye my friends

i have said all along ur mental and need to get back on ur meds. and as for ur leaving i think this is ur 10th or 11th time now.

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RE: Bye my friends

Could you please shut it?

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RE: Bye my friends

All the best....whoever you are! :p

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RE: Bye my friends

why shut? it's true. This guy need to see the reality.

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whts wrong Psy, he has done this several times before, so you'll see him again, no big deal! He always comes back! perhaps he see's you as a mother figure, if we want to get psychological about it?!

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just remember - the problems are inside you and they cannot be run away from - they must be dealt with or they will simply re-appear

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RE: Bye my friends

There are some seriously F'd up people here...I do not exclude myself ......Jesus man get a grip and get on with a real life. Good luck my man. Peace.

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Aussie Underwear goes Hi Tect

An Australian underwear company has produced a range of men's jocks that release residue into the skin to make the wearer feel "revitalised".

It is even looking at plans to develop underwear containing Viagra residue.

AussieBum's Essence range contains micro-capsules within the fabric fibres of either Acerola (Vitamin C) or Ginseng which have energising, regenerating properties.

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i guess the aussies need the help :Ploool

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just for

hello..i am really happy that u are back. WTF..specially one of my comment abou one of my viewer ..hehehehmeans that u love me much..lol..i just wanna say to anybody wich post about me..i am ok..and i dont care how rude can u be..i think if i refuse to made a movie..and if i dont loose time for chat in free time..for anything makeing me...with that "face" but let me tell u somthing..once u was in my free chat something make you to come there..so..when u are refused..be man and accept that dont act like a baby boy wich doesnt receve his toy.thank you and kisses for all... and good luck to all hosts from here.
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Gender Designation

Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether you use la or le in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male or female, here are a few of our recommendations...

COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure. He'd be lost without it. Lastly while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

SHOES: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

TIRES: Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.

ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
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very insiteful, made me smile thx DM (K)

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what about me? I have this funny feeling that I am not female (correct me if I'm wrong)

>SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and >retain water

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RE: Gender Designation

Thx heaven i dont have any "der, die, das" or "he, she, it" in my language:-))

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Soy Toy:-))

While going through his wifes dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:
Over the years, I havent been completely faithful to you.

When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion, she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.

Im curious though, he said, Where did the thirty dollars come from?

Oh that, his wife replied, Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!
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RE: Soy Toy:-))

he ho ha!

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RE: new site up and running everyone

The site looks nice. Well done. If u still need hosts with pics send me a cc mail. Joyspirit is my id. Kisses

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to country girl

I thought you were interested in some real cock. and wanted to meet me. I havent heard from you .where have you been. Im looking for some real action with a c c star too Let me know when and where ill be there .. horny
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RE: to country girl

god youre pathetic

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RE: to country girl

are you talking to horny or to me?

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RE: to country girl

i may be pathetic but i think your jealous because i may get something and you wont.

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RE: to country girl

well dude, i have a bueatiful horny gf half my age living with me, i go on trips to eastern europe and get some hot ones there sometimes, and theres always video here and i have my fave hand so....i think im pretty fullfilled.

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RE: to country girl

congradualations , so what makes me pathetic to want a girl from cc to have sex with. and to enjoy as you enjoy your g/f. that is all she is looking for too. so if i am pathetic you must be too

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RE: to country girl

the pathetic part is you chasing this slut in a public forum. you cant see that she was justing teasing you all along? and you fall all over yourself trying to get her. its laughable and women cant find it interesting. a little mystery goes along way.

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RE: to country girl

and your god's gift to women i suppose

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RE: to country girl

im nothing special. you can get girls from here but....its gonna cost you some time, money, and bs. its costs ALOT of money to be gods gift to women around here ya know. nothing is for free.

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RE: to country girl

well funky dory crazy silly dude, i still see u know where to stick ur pinecone! :p

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RE: to country girl

I can almost see you salivating horny....poor misguided boy. I think she was trying to find out if anyone was a dickhead enough to take the bait. Congratulations.

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RE: to country girl

horny baby, tell me your cc mail again plz!!!

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RE: to country girl

HI COUNTRY GIRL...MY CC EMAIL IS h0rny4u2 the second letter is a zero not an o..Hope to hear from you

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RE: to country girl

hmm, too late ... changed my mind. Sorry.

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RE: to country girl

lol

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RE: to country girl

Like a kipper...lol

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RE: to country girl

Haha nice one country girl!lol

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RE: Extreme!

i have only dreamed of making love in those places and not actually donr it. I have shared these fantasies with some host and they would love to do it too.most of them love the iidea of a river, beach or oceanfront on a summer monlit night Any volunteers for real action lets talk

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RE: Extreme!

once i did my girlfriend in an army tank with all of the soldiers and officers walking all around outside. my head was sticking out the top of the tank and my other head was sticking in her.......

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RE: Extreme!

what about having sex at someone's presense ? i have such experience, me and my bf. his sis with her husband stayed at his place and we all slept in one room, half a meter between our beds ! we had sex for several times, that was incredible ! btw, that was not when they were sleeping, no, we were watching movies all night long, so we even tried to discuss the films during making sex remembering which i still get wet !

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RE: Extreme!

how about in the lounge with ur gf parents sitting in other lounge
she was wearing a nightie but; long enough to finger her
omg she get so wet
then when the movie sound get lower i had too stop bc u could hear i was fingering her
i will never forget that, i was only 19
those were the days;)

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RE: Extreme!

As an older american male, many girls lost thier viginity in the back seat of a car at the drive in theatre. Ahh those were the days, take a girl to a double feature movie and jump in the back seat to make out and have sex. Didnt care what the movies were , you werent there to watch movies anyhow. Too bad drive in movie theatres dont exist anymore. At least not where i am from

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HAMAS??????

what do u think about new power in Palestina? sure...the folk of Palestina is very weary from the war and want change this situation. only... which method, which line of policy will HAMAS choose? There is the trend: if the public is instability this public goes to terrorist organisations. but... almost never this organisations did not provide to harmony in internal and extarnal policy. if this public choose this way..... what speacks it? about the power this public or the improvidence?...
(even if they protect theirs nation, but proceed against other nation...)
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RE: HAMAS??????

its called democracy the peoples voted and chose hamas . theyre fed up of the corruption of nepotism of fatah . you have to understand the misery the ordinary palestinian is living his / her daily life . the remaining areas that palestinians are living in are absolutely appaling . i suggest you look at some independant charity sites like the unhcr ,http://www.palestinecampaign.org . . while all this continues " settlers " continue to flood into areas cleared by israeli army making sure the state of palestine can never be viable . if you wanted to import say olives from palestine the olives would pass 14 checkpoints to get to egypt . yet egypt has a peace treaty with israel since 1979 .
the american government is estimated to have given isreal over $94 billion since 1948 . http://www.wrmea.com/html/us_aid_to_israel.htm

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RE: HAMAS??????

Freiesherz I can see you are an intelligent chathost who is interested in world affairs. That is great, however there were/are still people on this site who don't like seeing politics/history discussed, because they felt/feel that this subject ruined the Forum, therefore ruining CC as a whole. This is why you won't see these subjects talked about much anymore. Sad but true, I suppose the member-majority rules even in here?! That would mean certain members who make up the status-quo so to speak, or think they do. Some of them actually live on this site! There were/are certain 'cry-babies,' who just had to have things their own way. Now they are content in their play pens! :((

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RE: HAMAS??????

It's a general discussion forum so if cc are happy to allow the post then I am happy for it to be here - ignore the people who complain about it. Simple rule if you don't like it don't read it.

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RE: HAMAS??????

i think it was more the fact that many such discussions had in the past eventually dissolved into nothing much more than lengthy exchanges of replies along the lines of: "i'm right/you're a moron and a tool for thinking otherwise"
many of the things that were once discussed here were interesting, and the passion that people had when discussing them made them more all the more so.
i agree, it's kind of sad that the subjects of politics and world affairs don't seem to come up as often anymore.

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age of consent

In Russia it seems to be 16.
In Ukraine, 16
In Romania, 15
In Philippines, 18

Are these ages correct?
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RE: age of consent

what means age of consent?

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RE: age of consent means

The age of consent is when someone (here we think of girls) can have sex legally. For instance if the age of consent is 17 then some old guy can sleep with a 17 year-old girl and it is ok. Or if it is 16 or 18 and so on.

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belgium 16

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15? that's disturbing...i better move there to see for myself!

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in australia 16 but 18 for male to male.there is talk of lowering male to male to 16 to

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thats a good job then save on the blushes

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hmmm

I actually watched your replay. not bad babe. too bad for you that you didnt behave like that the times you had me in your live video. i'd probably be a regular. major stallers and one2one queens lose great customers forever.

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RE: hmmm

I'll pass, after just seeing that playback

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RE: hmmm

IcePrincess, there is no need on your part to apologize to these jerks, these 'particular' kind of jerks are always looking for something to complain about! They never will be satisfied, end of story!

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