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joke
a father sits his 10 year-old lad down & says"Son it's about time i told you about the birds & the bees."
the boy quickly covers both ears with his hands & cries"No,no don't tell me.i don't want to know!:"
the father seeing the look of sheer terror on his son's face,asks what the problem is.
"Dad,"the boy says tearfully"when i was 7 you told me the tooth fairy didn't exist.at 8 you said there was no easter bunny. when i was 9 you told me there was no santa claus,"
"And now,if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag each other,i'll have nothing left to live for!!"
the boy quickly covers both ears with his hands & cries"No,no don't tell me.i don't want to know!:"
the father seeing the look of sheer terror on his son's face,asks what the problem is.
"Dad,"the boy says tearfully"when i was 7 you told me the tooth fairy didn't exist.at 8 you said there was no easter bunny. when i was 9 you told me there was no santa claus,"
"And now,if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag each other,i'll have nothing left to live for!!"
RE: David Icke, madman or saviour?
he's a fruitloop but your waiting for the woman with the rose tattoo
RE: David Icke, madman or saviour?
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him.
They think he's a righteous dude.
They think he's a righteous dude.
RE: HEY YOU!!!
nice... at first you are yelling... at second "kisses to you!"........ yes...polite...
RE: HEY YOU!!!
There are a lot of generalizations here… all Russian hosts, all Romanian hosts… blah, blah, blah… sad that stereotypes should creep there way into here. I am curious how long it is going to take people to learn that people are just people… does not matter where you are from, what color your skin is, what language you speak… non of that truly matters. What does matter is… are you a good person or not. So for those who have an issue with a certain host or guest… move on… there are many hosts and many guests.
RE: HEY YOU!!!
you are right... russians are great people... there are a LOT of great people here on CC... what people need to remember is you are always going to find a few bad ones... does not matter if it is in the real world, online, hosts, viewers...
if you do not bother to get to know someone... how will you ever find out if they are good and bad? maybe the moment you first spoke to them... they were really having a problem, or crappy day... take your time :))
if you do not bother to get to know someone... how will you ever find out if they are good and bad? maybe the moment you first spoke to them... they were really having a problem, or crappy day... take your time :))
RE: HEY YOU!!!
Only thing that I have most of the problems with Russian hosts! I visit Phillipines and Romanian hosts, but the only cheaters are russians! I already had a 3 russians suspended for talking in yahoo or having more than one session opened.
You dont get it
No, it doesn't cheer my life anymore than you get happy from wanking, but at least I got credit from c.c. and the cheaters got their lesson, but I doubt they learned!
RE: HEY YOU!!!
you make it sound like the rest of the world is great... how can this be? maybe you should get to know a few more hosts... then the 3 you said you got suspended. i have met some great hosts here from all over the place... and that includes russia
joke
who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?....the guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts....who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?....she is the one who can eat the last donut!
RE: joke
i know..i aint been myself lately...part of me was missing..but now i am gonna get back to my old funny asshole state...she returned to me :D...get ready for insults gallore
thanks
hello friends--thanks to all who sent mail--send a card and good luck to me during my down time--you are the best chat friends a person can have--so kisses to all and now back to myself--anyone have a clit ring..hehe (oh by the way, how can a person stay with a friend that married your exgirl,,, and listening to them in the next room having sex---what should a person do--think think
RE: thanks
Reminds me of a movie a few years ago .. called " Buried Alive 1 & 2" Where they take turns burying each other alive in the cemetary and in a boat .
That's my thought....
That's my thought....
RE: thanks
u survived this time austin but next time u wont be so lucky.
burn baby burn, austin inferno, burn baby burn ooohhh yeah
burn baby burn, austin inferno, burn baby burn ooohhh yeah
RE: thanks
You need to hook up with that friend's mom. Take her back to your room and fuck her harder and louder than he's ever fucked your ex in the other room.
RE: thanks
okie dokie mini me, i like you little fellow--lets say we smoke the room up and get high, and helpful, like what your saying, her mom is a beautiful sexy hot moma, now i just have to figure out how i do this without her husband finding out, he is a lot bigger than me and my ex-girl husband--okie dokie--i know plan B..
RE: complicated than love
love is not complicated---wait a minute love is complicated---nahhh love is not complicated---oh hell,, love is complicated,,, hey deeper baby--why is love so complicated--okie dokie--by the way deeper i hope you find your love--okie dokie--party on
RE: complicated than love
no wonder people burn down your gaff with jokes like that. Groovey baby
RE: complicated than love
Very nice poem :)
There really is nothing more complicated than love
It is a feeling we can't regret..
Tis so hard to deny..
When in chat...
" I love you "
" I love you sooo much"
I am spending too much here..
This I can't deny
" But I love you "
" I love you sooo much "
I try to remeber it's only a dream...
I can't really have her ... Can I ????
" I love you "
" I love you soooo much "
Today she also told me she LOVES ME !!!
'My card is all spent :( :( :(
Tomorrow she tells the next customer
" I Love you honey "
" I Love you sooooo much "
AND THE SONG GOES ON.... DAY BY DAY !!!!!
There really is nothing more complicated than love
It is a feeling we can't regret..
Tis so hard to deny..
When in chat...
" I love you "
" I love you sooo much"
I am spending too much here..
This I can't deny
" But I love you "
" I love you sooo much "
I try to remeber it's only a dream...
I can't really have her ... Can I ????
" I love you "
" I love you soooo much "
Today she also told me she LOVES ME !!!
'My card is all spent :( :( :(
Tomorrow she tells the next customer
" I Love you honey "
" I Love you sooooo much "
AND THE SONG GOES ON.... DAY BY DAY !!!!!
RE: Happy Birthday Asianpie
happy birthday pie--you sweet lady---now remember next year when you turn 21---you think about it-(hehe)
RE: Happy Birthday Asianpie
happy birthday pie--cool and many many more--your a sweet lady--best wishes
RE: Bad date?
master---are there such things as bad dates,, if so, please do not seen gregore one, this person needs a good hot date and a time of his life-amen
RE: To members and to host !!!
master---is it ok to tell whynot who my favorite hostess are--I come here and make out with so many women. These women here really turn me on and we have so much fun--thank you master for providing them to us-amen
What's going on???
What is going on? It has been six days and not a single post about freeda. CC will be having withdrawl symptoms. Come on, spill the beans, dig the dirt? What is going on with this talented young lady that all the men have their pants in a twist for her?? As Jive asked - 'Is There A (Little) Shy freeda', or are we confusing her with Freeda19???
RE: What's going on???
get a damn life buddy, we get bored with ur free advertise about a nothing-special-girl
there so many much better who get our attention
there so many much better who get our attention
RE: What's going on???
master---help us find freda,, she is missed a lot here, we need this woman to play with-amen
RE: What's going on???
freeda is alive and well and studying hard for her exams. She promises to be back soon and says 'Hello' to all her admirers. She also states, 'There is no dirt to dig, or, beans to spill'. Happy Holidays.
RE: comchat
my typing is so bad i guess others think i'm speaking in another language.i don't worry when others talk in another language,i'm sure they are just saying nice things about me :--))
RE: what means scammer in English
A Scammer is a person who obtains money under false pretences.
A person who gets money from another person by telling lies.
I hope that helps :)
A person who gets money from another person by telling lies.
I hope that helps :)
RE: what means scammer in English
Although it doesn't actually have to be money it can be for anything of value.
RE: what means scammer in English
Scammer is host who lies to obtain money from guests for reasons which are untrue.
RE: what means scammer in English
it isnt so misused here tisme. in fact people usually dont tell everyone when they are scammed. people that are scammed are embarressed and ashamed and dont yell from the roofs what happened to them.
Also, tisme, there are some really complicated scams that go on here. Ones that last for years and involve many more then just the two central figures ( ie a host and a member).
I will say that people yelling scam for the old bait and switch of prices or "she stripped for him, but not me" stuff is tame. almost who cares stuff. But as a member i still would like to stay away from these types of hosts either way.
Just remember Tisme, even you dont know all of what goes on here.
Also, tisme, there are some really complicated scams that go on here. Ones that last for years and involve many more then just the two central figures ( ie a host and a member).
I will say that people yelling scam for the old bait and switch of prices or "she stripped for him, but not me" stuff is tame. almost who cares stuff. But as a member i still would like to stay away from these types of hosts either way.
Just remember Tisme, even you dont know all of what goes on here.
yeah wrong
sometimes doesn't mean so.i never claimed to know everything here & i assume you don't either.
RE: what means scammer in English
master---here we go again some host are scamming people again,, we know who they are, so members be careful--amen
RE: big scammer
And yet every time a name is posted all the replies are infantile variations on the "I'm too clever to fall for that" theme.
RE: big scammer
Don't get upset it's not your fault your too stupid to believe everything your told.
I can't get scammed because the moment a host asks me for anything other than a visit to her video it is adios baby and onto the next one.
I can't get scammed because the moment a host asks me for anything other than a visit to her video it is adios baby and onto the next one.
RE: big scammer
does that mean you see the host as less then a person? or just as some one you dont really want to know?
RE: big scammer
Hey you leave her alone :(
At least she never sent private messages in comm chat saying "Baby I'm sooooooo wet".
Probably because no one would have believed her :D
At least she never sent private messages in comm chat saying "Baby I'm sooooooo wet".
Probably because no one would have believed her :D
RE: to INYF
master---put a heck on this scammer, its sad feeling when they do this to the members-and be with those who scam and kick them hard-amen
warning: StarBabe
It\'s hard to manage several sites with viewers in ur room at the same time, isn't it Katya???? So stop doing that and give attention to one!
RE: warning: StarBabe
I looked at her pics and she was dressed as a nurse. So maybe she takes the fantasy seriously and was attending to all her patients rather than just concentrating on one :P
RE: warning: StarBabe
master--thank you for this nurse--we need more in here--they are a lot of sick people out there in the world who need attention-amen
Fanny
The British are like Australians in that Fanny refers to the front rather than the back.
Personal Forum
I tried a few times to post a message in one of the girl's forum, but i got an error message that said " The following errors occured:
no such entry found, go back"
Has this happened to anyone else? How can I post a message in her forum?
no such entry found, go back"
Has this happened to anyone else? How can I post a message in her forum?
RE: Personal Forum
I think there are problems with the personal forums of certain hosts.
For instance I clicked on a link to a personal forum and it brought me to the generl forum.
For instance I clicked on a link to a personal forum and it brought me to the generl forum.
RE: Personal Forum
I also see this problem, I wrote CC and they replied "Yes, we are aware of the problem with the personal forum and our IT Team is working to fix this."
my last message to you
ok it seems no one cares about the songs and some people want to take this forum and turned it into a tug of war-and say things well I leave it at that-- so my last song and wish you all a Happy New Year
Hey, hey, good lookin----whatcha got cookin
How's about cookin something up with me---Hey, hey sweet baby
Don't you think maybe---We could find us a place to keep that company---I got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill
And I know a spot right over the hill--I'm free and ready
So we can go steady--How's about making out under the tree
No more lookin--I know I've been tooken
So how's about keepin steady company
Thank you all in the past for your inputs and criticism all these times in here--see you around in community chat room--adiehosie
Hey, hey, good lookin----whatcha got cookin
How's about cookin something up with me---Hey, hey sweet baby
Don't you think maybe---We could find us a place to keep that company---I got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill
And I know a spot right over the hill--I'm free and ready
So we can go steady--How's about making out under the tree
No more lookin--I know I've been tooken
So how's about keepin steady company
Thank you all in the past for your inputs and criticism all these times in here--see you around in community chat room--adiehosie
FOR USA TAXPAYERS
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New Year's resolutions?
I'm looking for suggestions for a new year's resolution. I need one that sounds nice to say but no way in hell am I going to actually keep it.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
RE: New Year's resolutions?
well Herman J Munster--just be yourself and dont show any jealously, anger, or rudeness, and for a good one I can think of--be happy, smile and love everyone you see, we are not on this earth that long and all people need to share and nothing wrong with dreaming too.
Need Help
wrote a song--need your input good or bad, before i take it in...
(the song is about a homeless child that meets a homeless old man)
"His Little Angel"
Oh, where you be going
Said the old man on the street
I be going to school
Said the boy from nowhere
And he stood and he stood
I be going to school,
Said the boy as he stood
Oh what do you do there
Said the old man on the street
I have my book
Said the boy from nowhere
And he stood and he stood
I read from my book
Said the boy from nowhere
Oh what have you got there
Said the old man on the street
Tis a bait of bread and cheese
Said the boy from nowhere
And he stood and he stood
And that's well that he stood
Oh pray give me some
Said the old man from the street
Oh, O.K. say the boy from nowhere
As he stood, the old man smile
And he stood and he stood
I hear your school bell
Said the old man on the street
Hit's a-ringing you to heaven
Said the old man on the street
And the boy no longer stood
The boy from nowhere was lifting up
no longer around
As the old man stood and stood
Waiting on his next little angel
(the song is about a homeless child that meets a homeless old man)
"His Little Angel"
Oh, where you be going
Said the old man on the street
I be going to school
Said the boy from nowhere
And he stood and he stood
I be going to school,
Said the boy as he stood
Oh what do you do there
Said the old man on the street
I have my book
Said the boy from nowhere
And he stood and he stood
I read from my book
Said the boy from nowhere
Oh what have you got there
Said the old man on the street
Tis a bait of bread and cheese
Said the boy from nowhere
And he stood and he stood
And that's well that he stood
Oh pray give me some
Said the old man from the street
Oh, O.K. say the boy from nowhere
As he stood, the old man smile
And he stood and he stood
I hear your school bell
Said the old man on the street
Hit's a-ringing you to heaven
Said the old man on the street
And the boy no longer stood
The boy from nowhere was lifting up
no longer around
As the old man stood and stood
Waiting on his next little angel
RE: Need Help
dont quit your day job chase--just kidding song was okie dokie
Now folks Christmas is about gone and I dedicate this song to Chase and all the other songwriters out there from John Lennon:
So this is Christmas (my version) Yes this was Christmas
And what have you done (my version) I have done nothing
Another year over (my version) Another year older
A new one's just begun (my version) A damn other one to begin
And so this is Christmas (my version) Yes this is Christmas
I hope you have fun (my version) I hope you all had sex
The near and the dear one (my version) with the old and the young
The old and the young (my version) don't forget anyone
Chorus: (my version--i keep the chorus the same)
A very merry christmas
And a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas (my version)
For weak and for strong (my version)
The world is so wrong (my version)
And so happy christmas (my version) Yes this is Christmas
For black and for white (my version) For You and Me
For yellow and red ones (my version) For those who care
Let's stop all the fight (my version) Lets stop the fight
Merry Christmas--Im back and looking for some clit ring babes
Now folks Christmas is about gone and I dedicate this song to Chase and all the other songwriters out there from John Lennon:
So this is Christmas (my version) Yes this was Christmas
And what have you done (my version) I have done nothing
Another year over (my version) Another year older
A new one's just begun (my version) A damn other one to begin
And so this is Christmas (my version) Yes this is Christmas
I hope you have fun (my version) I hope you all had sex
The near and the dear one (my version) with the old and the young
The old and the young (my version) don't forget anyone
Chorus: (my version--i keep the chorus the same)
A very merry christmas
And a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas (my version)
For weak and for strong (my version)
The world is so wrong (my version)
And so happy christmas (my version) Yes this is Christmas
For black and for white (my version) For You and Me
For yellow and red ones (my version) For those who care
Let's stop all the fight (my version) Lets stop the fight
Merry Christmas--Im back and looking for some clit ring babes
RE: Need Help
ok to share with friends, but if you are looking to market it then it's another story
RE: Need Help
hmm--thanks booboo and music agent-i do need the criticism thats part of it-cool--thanks cutler and kazz--the tune is like the song danny boy and old man ribley--and thanks austin, yes i will keep my day job and John Lennon was cool and Balki yes im sharing this with my friends here, and nothing wrong with marketing ever now and than -how else and I to make money to talk to my friends here-cool and anne im glad you found austin, and I thought I was your lover--oh well thats cool
RE: Need Help
Hmm, sounds more like a poem than a song...not really sure what kind of musical style you could add to it to make it work as a song...best stick to poetry...and that's not an insult...it's a compliment on your poetry.