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and merry christmas to you from our family---we are heading to Sam's to pick up some pepsi and box of Winston Lights

master-please help this family with all the uproar it seems they have and provide more tampons to them-so they wont have to go out so much-amen

master--all of the women here are my favorite, thanks for asking-amen

thanks for calling me master :D

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(?)--hmmm-are you the woman that gave me 7 beers....

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master-please be with this person while serving prison time-amen

master-please forgive this person for whom does not know what saying, but at least thank him for giving their opinion, and by the way thank you master for another wing and another one here calls you master-amen

hahaha and some of u still think this forum is fine and nothing has changed??? wake up people! .....or better not, sleep well, there is nothing to read here really.

Nothing to read on this forum? :( Tthat makes my weiner sad, cuz I came here looking for the meaning of life and deep thoughts concerning all mankind. Not cheap jokes, snide comments, attention seeking drama queens/fags and useful and useless information about the girls I stroke-off to.

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"God is dead".....Nietzche "Nietzche is dead" .....God

Oh Rev. White it is so fortuitous that you arrive to save us sinners in this time of seasonal bliss and lead us from these doubters of your wisdom...............peace be with you bro :) or is this a reincarnation of our former bro wtf, bannana, tnt, etc...................????????????????.

If he's a reincarnation of anybody, it is probably Pushkin. He too was also a one-trick pony. But certainly the rev isn't a new moniker for wtf etc., they had more originality....and sense.

O, MY ME.. What did i do wrong in thoes six days?

Bill HIcks

Oh my sweet Lord, you did nothing wrong! You allowed me to come here and bring great joy into people's hearts and provided me with a reaonably cheap way of wanking on cam in front of young girls.

oh how nice to see my anti-twin here... children out playing pretending to be someone they are not. :))

and you are?

just me :)

Sad and psychotic, you really should be seeking medical help. Truthfully....I think you are probably ill.

yeah I think the rev should concentrate on yanking his shank more.......

Yeah me too, but at least he uses same nick so easy to avoid his missed attempts at humour. Pushkin was equally lame, pleased only those with a low IQ.

Well then bring on the high IQ jokes Einstein. I'm curious as to what your idea of a high-brow joke/resonse/post is.

Pretty much anything that requires a little more thought than just saying master and then posting a lame reply to the original poster.

Or a little more thought than continually posting "I have visited this host many times and can confirm that she likes 'something' on her 'something else' "

But at least as easy solution said they always post with their names and so it is easy to avoid their posts.

rev.white is the first poster to have ever achieved that from me.

I just hope that rev white does not now get all the sad individuals who used to imitate pushkin (not a particularly difficult task) trying to imitate him.

That's the people with the low IQ's I presume.

hurt your feelings Carl

Hurt my feelings? Do you really think I am so thin skinned as to have my feelings hurt by the previous post? Come on man, it takes a whole lot more than this to even begin to get me mildly upset.
P.S. Still waiting for the high brow humor.

Man 1 "My dog doesn't have a nose"

Man 2 " Oh then how does he smell ?"

Man 1 "Terrible"

Just a little word to the wise. Using an alias that is the name of a scientist doesn't bestow on you the same intellectual gifts. It takes a bit more than that to become high brow. Lol.

C'mon.... Take it easy.

...And while you're at it, pull my finger.

Gosh! I never knew that!

Yes you do, but Carl Sagan presumably doesn\'t.

Hell, if that was the case I would pick a name of a huge dick porno star. Only a mental midget would even think others pick a famous name in hopes of being like them. But nice try, keep em coming flash :D

people who say "jerk" should STFU

ah der der, get Mommy to kiss it better

Ok, is you mom still in instant action or did she make the cross over into transgender? Cuz she can kiss the rings around Uranus :D

I have noticed the same thing. On another site where I started this habit (lol) 2 years ago I would say that 95%+ of the girls were from Latvia, now you can't find any, and the 95%+ girls are Russian...believe me, I'm not complaining, Russian girls are beautiful, I'm just curious about the change in demographics.

master-help this person find more latin girls, and the rest of us thank you for all the girls here-amen

yes pete and i missed my friends too--

yeah as soon as they became part of Nato and the EU all the Latvian hotties disappeared..............shows you its not all bad to be a commie

laTvian not latin gimboid

:-)) the rev needs a lesson in the countries of the world. :-))

Maybe a Latvian Latin...Natasha Gonzalez

Curious indeed. To what do you attribute the change? My estimate of the current demographics is the following: Approx. 70% Russian/Ukranian; 10% former Soviet Bloc countries (principally Romania); 10% Asian (principally Phillipino; a few Thais) and 10% Latina (almost entirely Columbian). What's your take?

master--thanks for host like this one that we have a special discount day to recieved and now i ask of you to give a lot of people .60 to have a minute with this beautiful woman-amen

Same to you paco

master--yes bless this paco with a joyful holiday season and to all out there too, we should never forget the celebration of you master on this day-amen

Seasons Greetings to you paco and to one and all on CC

And a Prosperous New Year to All (not JUST the hosts :=)) )

Merry Christmas paco! :)

You too paco! :-)))

who does?

master--it seems we have another discouraged member here, so we ask to be with him in is next pvt session that he has a double good time with plenty of action-amen

I'm guessing Rocketman1

master---help this person find their baby, it seems someone has run off with this baby, but we all know you know where this baby is at, so please return this baby to this person-amen

http://lolfun.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=4098&scid=10159

To all the lost favorite chat hosts.. we miss You :(

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master-she host has asked for help on finding information about SHL test, well open her eyes and whisper in her ears that the test are in the mail and coming soon-amen

She host, per rev white's request I'll be cumming in your ear soon.

master-it seems someone has change their name and soneone cant find this person now, so help this person to understand why the name was change-amen

master---wow this Delight Baby has beautiful pictures, give her all the success she needs while here being an host-amen

mandy--very beautiful pictures indeed---have i seen you in Nashville before-

thank you guys!! glad 2 hear u like my pics;)
not sure about Nashville;)) lolol

cumhot, thanks a lot - very nice :)
just checked ur pics - wow -when will u be online again?

master-this person has given us all good advice and has set a good example of what we all should be thinking, continue this person fortune and good will-amen

master--help this person to find someone from Spain, we all need a companion throughout the world-amen

Sounds funny, Getto :)
Hope you won't suspect anything when you wife comes with one single kettle after day long shopping :P
Merry xmas to you too !

You give new meanings to the holiday season my man..............may the great bird of paradise land on your head with another load

master-it seems we have another married man here complaing about other married men on this site, oh please be with this person so he can chill out and tell his own story to his own wife and than he will be equal to the rest of married people on here-amen

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so what, that's like $120 for foreigners?

basically..yeah. expect to pay double or triple what the locals pay

U have to bargin with them, i got them down to $30 for the ride

bargain - you get the price reduced

Just come up and say "Sheremetyevo 1, 20 bucks". If they see you know they prices, they won't higher them too much.

There is a shuttle service connecting both Sheremetyevo airports, departing every hour from Arrivals exit of Sheremetyevo 2 airport (ground floor, left wing facing the airport). Also, some minibuses stopping at the bus stop outside of the airport also go to Sheremetyevo 1, but be careful and ask the driver before boarding. You can also take a taxi, but usually it’s quite expensive ($10-$30), even though the way takes not more than 15 minutes.

I've used all modes of transport to get to Sheremetyevo 1 and I have never paid more than $25. Now I use a driver that I found through Uncle Pasha's site and he charges $20 an hour. So now I'm met by someone everytime I arrive in Moscow. Learning a few words in Russian and this gets you a long way.

thx for all ur good advice

negotiate or better still catch the bus

master-it seems this person needs a taxi ride--provide this person with a free ride so can get to the place needed to get too-amen

HEY NO TAXI DUDE
IT IS ROBBERY
THERE IS A FREE SHUTTLE

I was wandering in the rain
Mask of life, feelin' insane
Swift and sudden fall from grace
Sunny days seem far away
Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me
Stalin's tomb won't let me be
On and on and on it came
Wish the rain would just let me be
How does it feel (How does it feel)
How does it feel
How does it feel
When you're alone
And you're cold inside

Here abandoned in my fame
Armageddon of the brain
KGB was doggin' me
Take my name and just let me be
Then a begger boy called my name
Happy days will drown the pain
On and on and on it came
And again, and again, and again...
Take my name and just let me be



How does it feel

When you're alone
And you're cold inside



Like stranger in Moscow
Like stranger in Moscow
We're talkin' danger
We're talkin' danger, baby
Like stranger in Moscow
We're talkin' danger
We're talkin' danger, baby
Like stranger in Moscow
I'm live in lonely
I'm live in lonely, baby
Stranger in Moscow

(KGB interrogator - Russian to English translation)
"Why have you come from the West?
Confess! To steal our Russian women, the great achievment of
the mothers and fathers, the accomplishments of their work..."

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master---what can I say, I know this seems to be another joke, so help us all laugh with cheers-amen

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master--hmmm--i did get this joke, it reminded me of my youthful days fu-king in the cold weather, so if any others out there are doing this still, give them warmth and lots of days to share their stories-amen

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Pushkin often ventured in here.

hehehe :)

Well, I have read Rev White's post and can confirm the only kind of meat he eats on fridays is Nun :P

master-wo, this seems like a double request i should make on this one. First, its a shame that someone thinks i am someone else, but I can lived with that as long this person doesnt use my credit card. Second it seems someone else here wants to eat dinner with me at the Nun House, if ok with you master, can I invite this person-and by the way you all out there are invited for a Christmas Dinner at the Nun's House-amen

Eating Nuns?? Sounds like a dirty habit :)

geeez that word brings back so many memories of being an altar boy too.............yeah everytime I bent over in the rectory having to shield my young and sweet ass from you know who.................

Can you go top urself?

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master-hmmm another double duty call here, but you know what these persons needs, so provide them with all, and master if you make that rock any bigger for me I would appreciate that too, this rock I have now seems a little small to get under after eating all that Nun Meat-amen

In response to your question if anyone could tell you who is the best phone host, I'm sure the answer is.....yes

ha bloody ha :)

master---help this person out to find his phone sex---what is that you say,, just tell him to dial 1-900-Sex, ok thanks master im sure this person will be happy now-amen

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great!

Dear LynsLover,

Thank you so much for the lyrics and for reawakening an interest in Jackson Browne---with whom I was only minimally acquainted. Minimal though it was, I can say I have often thought of a couple of lines from a song---the title of which I can't remember---whose refrain was something like, "Fountain of sorrow/ fountain of life/....." I remember the melody, but these are the only words I recall. These words, however, are profound and go against the grain of the common "happy talk" and facile solutions to the ordinary suffering we all experience as human beings. If you know the song title and album (I date myself; I suppose I should say "CD". lol!), I would be grateful if you passed it on. Again thanks for the apt Christmas message.
P.S. Btw, is he still around and recording? I must confess I stopped listening to rock in the early seventies when I became an ardent Jazz & Classical music lover.

master--all i got to say is thank you for jackson Browne a good singer-amen

The song you are looking for can be found on a number of Jackson Browne CD's, one of them being "The Very Best of Jackson Browne" released in 2004. The lyrics are posted below. In the future if you are looking for a song or song lyrics 9 times out of 10 you can find them by doing a google search. I simply entered... fountain of sorrow fountain of life jackson browne lyrics.... into the search field and had the answer in less than a second. Google is a wonderful tool.

Fountain of Sorrow

Looking through some photographs I found inside a drawer
I was taken by a photograph of you
There were one or two I know that you would have liked a little more
But they didnt show your spirit quite as true

You were turning round to see who was behind you
And I took your childish laughter by surprise
And at the moment that my camera happened to find you
There was just a trace of sorrow in your eyes

Now the things that I remember seem so distant and so small
Though it hasnt really been that long a time
What I was seeing wasnt what was happening at all
Although for a while, our path did seem to climb
But when you see through loves illusions, there lies the danger
And your perfect lover just looks like a perfect fool
So you go running off in search of a perfect stranger
While the loneliness seems to spring from your life
Like a fountain from a pool

Fountain of sorrow, fountain of light
Youve known that hollow sound of your own steps in flight
Youve had to hide sometimes, but now youre all right
And its good to see your smiling face tonight

Now for you and me it may not be that hard to reach our dreams
But that magic feeling never seems to last
And while the futures there for anyone to change, still you know its seems
It would be easier sometimes to change the past
Im just one or two years and a couple of changes behind you
In my lessons at loves pain and heartache school
Where if you feel too free and you need something to remind you
Theres this loneliness springing up from your life
Like a fountain from a pool

Fountain of sorrow, fountain of light
Youve known that hollow sound of your own steps in flight

Youve had to hide sometimes but now youre all right
And its good to see your smiling face tonight

Fountain of sorrow, fountain of light
Youve known that hollow sound of your own steps in flight
Youve had to struggle, youve had to fight
To keep understanding and compassion in sight
You could be laughing at me, youve got the right
But you go on smiling so clear and so bright

Your Fountain of Sorrow comment was already addressed, but as to whether he's working, yes! He has a cd that war released last year, and also toured solo acoustic. It was an interesting tour. I caught him at the fabulous Davies Symphony Hall in San Francisco. Bonnie Raitt even came on stage and played a gorgeous slide guitar and provided harmony vocals for a couple songs. The format was him a piano and a guitar, basically. He played whatever song was shouted out, and either sat and played guitar, or went to the piano, depending on the number. It was a fantastic performance. He released Jackson Browne Solo Acoustic Volume 1 cd which has funny and interesting stories/dialog in between the songs. It's a great cd for any fan of the old stuff (well, I guess most of his is "old" stuff).

Glad folks enjoyed this..I've been listening to the typical Christmas Stuff and enjoyed the thought-provoking nature of this one. I think Jackson is a highly underrated lyricist and always a favorite of mine!

Hello LynsLover,

Thank for the intelligence on Jackson Browne. (And a nod of thanks to "captivecaveman" above. Btw, captain, I use Google all the time, but frankly in the context of this exchange I didn't think to use it. But I agree, it is an amazing "resource," as the current expression goes [as are human beings in this 'brave new world', judging by the practice of renaming "personnel departments", "human resources.". Not to prolong this hypothetical thought, but an interesting movie about this is a French film called, “Les Ressources Humaine.”]

I find it heartening that Jackson Browne’s latest work is acoustic. (Perhaps not unlike the album that Claptan did—“Unplugged---some years back. I readily admit and make no apologies for being put off by Rock & Roll, in part (and it is only a part of my complaint against the genre) because of the performance practices of playing at a level of volume that is not only demonstrably injurious to our hearing, but against any sane measure of what is aesthetically pleasing. This sensibility carries through our culture and society to such an extent that it is hard top find a bar or club where the volume of the music does not preclude conversation! On the occasions when I have actually gone to a bartender and asked that the volume be turned down, 9 out of 10 times the request is denied and quite often I am looked at as if I have two heads!! A couple of years ago I went to a small venue with some old college friends to hear Nils Lofgrin (of erstwhile Grin fame, I believe). I t was so fucking loud that my ears actually hurt and I had to roll up some napkins and make ear plugs. I had occasion to meet one of the musicians later, and in the most diplomatic of terms, I told him first that I liked the concert (not entirely true!), but said I thought it was too loud for such a small room. He did not disagree, but cast the blame on the “sound man.” Which brings me to a story about the blind, English jazz pianist, George Shearing, gave a concert many years ago here in a venue that was 95% Rock & Roll. He played a tune; then another. After the second tune he reached for the microphone and said, “May I have the sound man’s attention please? When I play something that is soft, it is because I intend it to be soft!” This experience proves my point. For most Rock musicians, there are only two dynamic levels: LOUD & LOUDER!!! And at the expense of being regarded as a proverbial “old fart”---not to mention a music snob or reactionary, I will add that this societal & cultural tendency is symptomatic of something barbaric that has developed, and to which most people are sadly oblivious.

But let me step down from my soap box . (I’m an American, but I think if I were a Londoner, I would be tempted to take to the platform at Hyde Park!!) LynsLover, let me again thank you and I will most definitely check out the new Jackson Browne release. I too have enjoyed our exchange here and I hope to continue the dialogue. I wish you all the best for the holiday.

P.S. As an ardent Jazz fan and a lover of understated style, let me recommend a vocalist, the late Irene Kral (not to be confused with the very talented Jazz pianist/vocalist, Diane Krall [different spelling].) The album is: “Where is Love”. It is a wonderful album of jazz vocals with simple piano accompaniment by a great pianist, Alan Broadbent. The CD is on the Candid label (CHCD71012). I hope you will check it out and let me know what you think.

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All the chat hosts need to be respected as people...
But rather than trying to demand the little shy women to strip
right away or be rude to them...
Perhaps he should take on the dungeon or fetish women who will be a better match for this type of show..
Again I said all should be treated with respect ,, just that you should choose the style of host to match your needs :)

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master-be with all those are rude here, I know they mean well even those who think they dont--amen

master--be with this person angell---i know all angels know what they are talking about and this angel is speaking truth to all here, we need more people down here like this-amen

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do you ever get nose bleeds way up there on your pedestal, looking down on all us average folks?
you just frustrated me to the point that i had to punch a hole in my wall. i hope you're happy.
:P

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And lines like "Crawl for me bitch!" or "Lick it you worm!" are polite?
I don't get it.

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So you are the self-proclaimed expert on members, free to analyze their psyches at will. did you mean to include all members in your insulting post or just dominant ones? All members are different: some are in the middle of divorce, some raising kids or working 2 jobs and no time to chase women. Some travel for work and are on the road and lonely. Sometimes a wank is just a wank. If all of us had the time and were good at seduction, this site wouldn't exist. Yes, some members are rude. Should they all be lumped in under your judgement? Can you turn the microscope the other way? Shall we talk about hosts?

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When I saw the subject line, I did not know if it was talking about dominant viewers or dominant hosts. But all the comments apply for dom hosts as well. It takes time and attention to do it right and make it worth the viewers time -- it's not just put on some black leather and abuse or ignore everyone who comes in your room. I visited one dom who asked what I had available, then clicked through each of them, giving about 30 seconds for each, followed by 1 minute of boringly predictable verbal abuse. A high school student could write a computer program that would dom just as well. Another one could only dom if I told her exactly what to do --- "Uh, honey? Maybe you should think about being a sub, don't you think?" Oh, and scenarios? I agree that they can be a distraction if they're too forced or leave out the host or the viewer, but done right they can really give a sense of place to the show. Let's face it -- if I just wanted to imagine wanking in my room, I wouldn't need an imagination. Or cc.

master---yes let there be peace on earth and all good will to men and women having sex together-amen

Merry coming X-mas Everyone!