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RE: May someone help me to make a correct translation of song?
master-please help this little girl out with this song, it seems to be on her mind heavely, the translation to english she must learn-amen
RE: May someone help me to make a correct translation of song?
master--old master thank you for answering this message so quick, I always known this little girl was going somewhere in her life-amen
RE: May someone help me to make a correct translation of song?
Gortensia, I do not know Russian, but I am willing to look at your translation and make sure you have rendered it in English as one would normally write or speak it. I find the most common error made in English among speakers of Slavic languages is the failure to use articles before nouns---and understandable mistake since, if I am not mistaken, articles are not used in any Slavic tongue. Another difficulty in translating from any language to another is with the use of prepositions. There is simply no rule and certainly, as with translating in general, no one-to-one correspondence in the usage.
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RE: May someone help me to make a correct translation of song?
http://russmus.net/songs/delfin-nadezhda-eng.htm
RE: May someone help me to make a correct translation of song?
Gorty, most common mistake with translations is to attempt it literally, especially with song lyrics and poetry.
If you interested, I'll attempt to translate as the song is intended.
If you interested, I'll attempt to translate as the song is intended.
RE: May someone help me to make a correct translation of song?
Lol! Ouch Charlotte!! Didn't realize you had such an acerbic wit. I thought you were just this sweet little "wunderkind" singer---a product of----as Joni Mitchell once put it---"the star-maker machinery" in the genre of mass market classical (i.e. for people who don't like classical music!) Your sharp wit notwithstanding, "your London friend" is right about the difficultly in translating poetry, even prose for that matter. But he (she?) points out the obvious, as any good translator knows: Of course there is no 1 to 1 word correspondence from one language to another! And because part of the translator's job---arguably the most important part---is to render the language in a way that it is used, it is almost always the case that professional translators translate from the foreign tongue to their native tongue.
Charlotte, we here at CC are so delighted that a wholesome (?) young lady like you has deigned to be in our midst. Given the season will you please be kind enough to sing Schubert's Ave Maria for us?
Charlotte, we here at CC are so delighted that a wholesome (?) young lady like you has deigned to be in our midst. Given the season will you please be kind enough to sing Schubert's Ave Maria for us?
MIKE DIKIN RIP. UK RADIO HOST DIES
Tributes have poured in to a Westcountry-based presenter and "genuine radio legend" who died in a car accident.
Mike Dickin, a presenter on talkSPORT, the national radio station, was affectionately known to listeners as "the world's angriest man" for his strongly held and often outspoken views. The 63-year-old DJ had a huge public following for his phone-in show on talkSPORT.
Mike was well known for his magical catchphrase reply to theirritating question of every caller...." hi Mike how are you?"...........MY HEALTH IS NOT IN QUESTION!
RIP Mike. You will be missed.
Mike Dickin, a presenter on talkSPORT, the national radio station, was affectionately known to listeners as "the world's angriest man" for his strongly held and often outspoken views. The 63-year-old DJ had a huge public following for his phone-in show on talkSPORT.
Mike was well known for his magical catchphrase reply to theirritating question of every caller...." hi Mike how are you?"...........MY HEALTH IS NOT IN QUESTION!
RIP Mike. You will be missed.
Bad news for the males ...
... and possibly females too
From The Dailt Telegraph (21 Dec)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/21/ndragon21.xml
A Komodo dragon has astonished the scientific world by producing a clutch of eight viable eggs without any assistance from a male.
Fittingly, the baby dragons could hatch in time for Christmas in what would effectively be a virgin birth.
Parthenogenesis, the production of offspring without fertilization by a male, is carried out by King Edward potatoes, bees and greenfly but is rare in vertebrate species.
Now Phillip Watts of Liverpool University and colleagues have used genetic fingerprinting to reveal that parthenogenetic offspring have been produced by Flora the Komodo in Chester Zoo. Flora and her sister Nessie are now the only two sexually mature dragons in Europe.
Flora produced a clutch of eleven eggs in May of this year. Three failed to incubate, which provided embryonic material for DNA paternity tests. These revealed that there was no father, the scientists report today in the journal Nature.
The remaining eight eggs are developing normally and are expected to hatch after the usual incubation of between seven and nine months. Kevin Buley, Chester Zoo's curator of lower vertebrates and invertebrates and a co-author, said: "Although other lizard species are known to be able to reproduce without a male this is the first time this has ever been reported in Komodo dragons."
"Essentially what we have here is a 'virgin birth' and, because the eggs were laid back in May, the incubating eggs could hatch around Christmas time. We will be on the look out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester Zoo."
Sungaï, a Komodo dragon at London Zoo, managed to produce four viable offspring more than two years after her last contact with a male and subsequently produced additional offspring sexually.
She arrived at London on loan from Thoiry Zoo in France last year and the clutch of eggs was laid more than two years since she had last lived with Thoiry's male, Kimaan, demonstrating that Komodo dragons can switch between asexual and sexual reproduction depending on the availability of a mate.
Sungaï died earlier this year.
The fact that Komodo dragons can switch back to normal reproduction, depending on the availability of mates, was unknown until now.
Richard Gibson, London Zoo's curator of herpetology, said: "I am delighted that the mysterious parentage of our Komodo dragon babies has been solved and that we have discovered something new to science at the same time. Knowing that the world's largest lizard can reproduce like this suggests that many other reptiles may also do this more often than we thought and may lead to changes in the way we manage this and other species in breeding programmes."
This discovery also has implications for understanding how reptiles are potentially able to colonise new areas.
"Theoretically a female Komodo dragon in the wild could swim to a new island and then establish an new population of dragons," said Mr Buley.
"The genetics of this type of parthenogenesis in lizards means that all her hatchlings would have to be male. These would grow up to mate with their own mother and therefore, within one generation, there would potentially be a population able to reproduce normally on the new island."
If a human virgin birth could occur, Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, because all his genes must have come from Mary. She would only have the genetic wherewithal - in humans, a bundle of genes called the X chromosome - to make a female.
Not so for the Komodo. Sex determination is analogous to that of mammals, the difference being that the lizard's sex chromosomes are W and Z and it is the males, not females (as with humans) which have two of the same type of sex chromosome while the females are have one W and one Z. Thus with parthenogenesis, each egg only gets half of the mother's genetic material (that is a W or a Z chromosome, but not both) so only females are produced.
* Komodo dragons are the largest lizards in the world, with adult males growing up to three metres in length and weighing up to 100kg.
* There are now believed to be fewer than 4000 Komodo dragons left on the planet. They survive on three islands in Indonesia - Komodo, Flores and Rinca - and are still under threat in certain areas.
* Komodo dragons are known to be excellent swimmers and can swim across the sea from one island to another.
* Although they are not considered to be poisonous, the saliva from a Komodo dragon contains deadly bacteria, ambushing and biting the legs and tendons of prey and track it for up to two days until it eventually dies.
* The first human inhabitants of Komodo were the Ata Modo. They believed that they were created at the same time as the Komodo dragon when a beautiful spirit woman Putri Naga gave birth to twins - one of the babies was a human child, the second a Komodo dragon.
* Males demonstrate ritual combat during breeding season by standing on their hind legs and wrestling.
From The Dailt Telegraph (21 Dec)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/21/ndragon21.xml
A Komodo dragon has astonished the scientific world by producing a clutch of eight viable eggs without any assistance from a male.
Fittingly, the baby dragons could hatch in time for Christmas in what would effectively be a virgin birth.
Parthenogenesis, the production of offspring without fertilization by a male, is carried out by King Edward potatoes, bees and greenfly but is rare in vertebrate species.
Now Phillip Watts of Liverpool University and colleagues have used genetic fingerprinting to reveal that parthenogenetic offspring have been produced by Flora the Komodo in Chester Zoo. Flora and her sister Nessie are now the only two sexually mature dragons in Europe.
Flora produced a clutch of eleven eggs in May of this year. Three failed to incubate, which provided embryonic material for DNA paternity tests. These revealed that there was no father, the scientists report today in the journal Nature.
The remaining eight eggs are developing normally and are expected to hatch after the usual incubation of between seven and nine months. Kevin Buley, Chester Zoo's curator of lower vertebrates and invertebrates and a co-author, said: "Although other lizard species are known to be able to reproduce without a male this is the first time this has ever been reported in Komodo dragons."
"Essentially what we have here is a 'virgin birth' and, because the eggs were laid back in May, the incubating eggs could hatch around Christmas time. We will be on the look out for shepherds, wise men and an unusually bright star in the sky over Chester Zoo."
Sungaï, a Komodo dragon at London Zoo, managed to produce four viable offspring more than two years after her last contact with a male and subsequently produced additional offspring sexually.
She arrived at London on loan from Thoiry Zoo in France last year and the clutch of eggs was laid more than two years since she had last lived with Thoiry's male, Kimaan, demonstrating that Komodo dragons can switch between asexual and sexual reproduction depending on the availability of a mate.
Sungaï died earlier this year.
The fact that Komodo dragons can switch back to normal reproduction, depending on the availability of mates, was unknown until now.
Richard Gibson, London Zoo's curator of herpetology, said: "I am delighted that the mysterious parentage of our Komodo dragon babies has been solved and that we have discovered something new to science at the same time. Knowing that the world's largest lizard can reproduce like this suggests that many other reptiles may also do this more often than we thought and may lead to changes in the way we manage this and other species in breeding programmes."
This discovery also has implications for understanding how reptiles are potentially able to colonise new areas.
"Theoretically a female Komodo dragon in the wild could swim to a new island and then establish an new population of dragons," said Mr Buley.
"The genetics of this type of parthenogenesis in lizards means that all her hatchlings would have to be male. These would grow up to mate with their own mother and therefore, within one generation, there would potentially be a population able to reproduce normally on the new island."
If a human virgin birth could occur, Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, because all his genes must have come from Mary. She would only have the genetic wherewithal - in humans, a bundle of genes called the X chromosome - to make a female.
Not so for the Komodo. Sex determination is analogous to that of mammals, the difference being that the lizard's sex chromosomes are W and Z and it is the males, not females (as with humans) which have two of the same type of sex chromosome while the females are have one W and one Z. Thus with parthenogenesis, each egg only gets half of the mother's genetic material (that is a W or a Z chromosome, but not both) so only females are produced.
* Komodo dragons are the largest lizards in the world, with adult males growing up to three metres in length and weighing up to 100kg.
* There are now believed to be fewer than 4000 Komodo dragons left on the planet. They survive on three islands in Indonesia - Komodo, Flores and Rinca - and are still under threat in certain areas.
* Komodo dragons are known to be excellent swimmers and can swim across the sea from one island to another.
* Although they are not considered to be poisonous, the saliva from a Komodo dragon contains deadly bacteria, ambushing and biting the legs and tendons of prey and track it for up to two days until it eventually dies.
* The first human inhabitants of Komodo were the Ata Modo. They believed that they were created at the same time as the Komodo dragon when a beautiful spirit woman Putri Naga gave birth to twins - one of the babies was a human child, the second a Komodo dragon.
* Males demonstrate ritual combat during breeding season by standing on their hind legs and wrestling.
RE: Bad news for the males ...
master--this poor dragon seems to have more eggs than needed, please share some of this fortune to Liareggub--amen
RE: Bad news for the males ...
Imaculate Conception from a lIzzard??
ALL HAIL THE NEW MASTER!!
Sorry Rev White, you are praising the old false idol.
ALL HAIL THE NEW MASTER!!
Sorry Rev White, you are praising the old false idol.
RE: payment
Dont forget girlies..... get your bank information to CC. Swift payments require your IBAN and BIC codes.
RE: payment
master---it seems the bank as done it again, always behind when money is due-please be with this host as the money should arrive soon-amen
RE: payment
I would like to pay you with a quart of my personal home made man chowder. Served up fresh every day. Ask about our daily specials.
One of the best Host on here!A++++
nika is a beautiful sexy lady. She has a great sense of humor and always makes me feel good about myself. TYVM for being you.
RE: One of the best Host on here!A++++
master-thank you for nika whom made this person happy, made we all be touch my her and her companionship-amen
RE: One of the best Host on here!A++++
Yes and for all the money she gets making members feel special. I love the holidays. How do you say fool in Russian?
RE: One of the best Host on here!A++++
urod, durak, idiotka. my ex gf used to say them all to me
hi ho hi ho its off to work i go...
its friday my last day of work for the year but tomorrow i start christmas duties(not family).to all those real people on forum thanks for making this a more enjoyable place.sharing,the good,the funny & even your sadness & disappointments.
there really is a lot of good on here & it helps people think & can draw them closer.if we look,listen & learn we can continue to grow & develop as people.just keep your hearts & minds open.
even a small thanks to you FOT for helping me to remember something my now deceased father told me.even from bad good can grow.that wasn't it but you helped me remember that also :--))
wishing everyone & a joyous & enligtening festive season & may 2007 see your hopes & dreams closer to reality.
there really is a lot of good on here & it helps people think & can draw them closer.if we look,listen & learn we can continue to grow & develop as people.just keep your hearts & minds open.
even a small thanks to you FOT for helping me to remember something my now deceased father told me.even from bad good can grow.that wasn't it but you helped me remember that also :--))
wishing everyone & a joyous & enligtening festive season & may 2007 see your hopes & dreams closer to reality.
RE: hi ho hi ho its off to work i go...
master-thank you for tisme and his kind words, the world need more people like this out there-make 2007 year a better year for them all-amen
The 2006 best advert on net
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
Enjoy this funny advert about male bodygrooming.
I promise either members or chathosts will love this advert ( propably not the macho men ;)
:P and Merry xmas to you
Enjoy this funny advert about male bodygrooming.
I promise either members or chathosts will love this advert ( propably not the macho men ;)
:P and Merry xmas to you
RE: rudeness (again and again)
It is not to hard to say hello and goodbye… you are very right! I have noticed that there is a lot of rudeness right here in the forums… I can only imagine what the girls/guys that work here are subjected to. :( As for spending the 5 minutes to get to know someone, I do not think it is about greed or about them going bankrupt… I think it has to do with the simple fact that they do not care to know the person on the other side …. They have 1 reason to come here and that is all. It is sad that they miss out on getting to know some of the amazing people who do work here.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
that is an excellent point! if the really needs those cents... then at least say hi, goodbye and all that is kind in text chat! :)
RE: rudeness (again and again)
I am sorry to hear that people are rude to you.
You are right, beiing polite don't cost even a extra penny.
Rude men believe me, when you are polite to a woman there will be a better conection between the 2 of you.
The most women on CC are polite too, so please let us also be polite.
You are right, beiing polite don't cost even a extra penny.
Rude men believe me, when you are polite to a woman there will be a better conection between the 2 of you.
The most women on CC are polite too, so please let us also be polite.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
It's easier not to be polite rather than being.. You can't say they're doing it on purpose, that it's meant to be rude.. they're not being polite, thus, they are.. kinda rude ( hope it makes sense)
As an ex-host, I can understand, but I'm trying as well to find excuses for those that act like this.. And anyway, if he's coming back.. then it should be ok, no?
Guess you should get used to it.. or don't mind it..
Good luck, either way :)
As an ex-host, I can understand, but I'm trying as well to find excuses for those that act like this.. And anyway, if he's coming back.. then it should be ok, no?
Guess you should get used to it.. or don't mind it..
Good luck, either way :)
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Ok, ok, ok. Next time I will not even enter your room.... Polite enough for you? Is it better you have no members? Come on, wake up! You are in a porn site!~
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Jeez! I am paying these girls house, food, her boyfriend's gifts then I also be polite? What else? You want me to send them blood samples as well? maybe a liver? Come on! All they want is $$$$ why should I give them something they dont need? Its ridiculous!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
you just do not get it! have you noticed that some of them have mentioned about being upset because people are rude?? if they did not need or want it... then why would they comment about it? try being a human and not looking at them as some kind of machine!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
but the hosts are the ones looking at members as cash machines! We are even nicer than the hosts, we look at them as sex toys, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Do members really say you are shit or they want to kick your ass when they enter your room? Wow, are you in dungeon?
RE: rudeness (again and again)
you really are a perfect example of the rudeness talked about here... I am sure that they will be grateful that you will not enter their room. Believe it or not I am sure that there are a lot of polite people here. People who actually care and see the hosts as more then people working on a porn site. Hopefully you will be the one that wakes up, opens your eyes and finally realizes that the folks here are PEOPLE, not just a toy for you!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
I totally agree with you bela70. perhaps people like RudeGuy should be removed from cc then the girls might get a little more respect
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Love your idea Jiverman!! Automatic removal for rudeness! The girls deserve a lot of respect!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
If people like me are removed then the girls will starve with members like you Jiver! Its people like me that come to the girls everyday. The girls don't eat with your politeness and sweet talks and once a month 10 minutes video, LOL!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
I actually chat on vid quite often. too often according to my credit card bill but I also get alot of pleasure from getting to know the girls and i've become friends with them in yahoo too. all i'm saying is many of the girls are here because they need to be not because they want to be so a little respect wouldn't hurt.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Most girls in here do not respect us. Most of them are a bit uneducated if not very rude. I only have 5 favorites to whom I go to vid on a regular basis. Nobody needs to be here. There are other choices they could choose in life, but girls just take the easy way out. They don't want to work under a set schedule, they love the flexibility they find in this site. I know girls that were here just for a couple of months to pay their dues and had stayed for years now. They say this job is so sweet that it wasn't worth to study. Back to the subject. There are rude chathosts. One told me to fuck off after I asked her why was she talking to someone in another computer on the side when it was me that was in her video. She told me it was her new co-worker that didn't know english and she was doing her text work too. I said: why did your boss hired someone not knowing english. She then told me she was her boss and asked me fuck off! WoW!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
it is people like you that give the human race a bad name. u r despicable and I hope you are treated with the same lack of disrespected as you seem to give to others...... Go back to your sewer.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
many oof the people that work here are great human beings and if you won't take the time to know them at all, then you are missing out! Having said that, some of the chathosts are really rude too sometimes, but such is life...However rudeness could be part of a role-play situation, but take the time and courtesy to discuss such a game with your respective host. All can have fun with a simple touch of human courtesy!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
I'll be nice, corteous, gentle, and extremely polite when the hosts start being honest, respectful, attentive, and polite. How many times did I get to the girls video and say hi... then how are you? and the host is laughing about someone's joke in yahoo or on the phone. How many times was I wanking and she simulating orgasm and all of a sudden mobile rings, they pick it up and start talking on the phone for 5 minutes in my vid! And you still want me to be polite? Why hosts request something they dont know???
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Oh this is so very simple! Have you heard of end video? There is NO reason you need to be rude about it. If you feel a host is being rude with you then just stop the video and move on. Why the need to be nasty about it? There is no reason at all!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Oh, you calling me rude and you want me to just end the video without telling then I go? Now thats RUDE!!!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
very simple.... sorry you seem to be busy, so i have to go now... goodbye :) you did not seem like the type that would bother to say goodbye so i did not see a need to waste cyber ink... as for myself, i always say goodbye.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
I had spent 4 hours in a girls vid, but I am rude. I love to be Rude, it gives a power sensation. That's why I am member of c.c. I can be Rude and they should serve me!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Now thats another thing RudeBoy. You are into domination, being rude turns u on and probably the host knows that from the start and likes it too. I used to work in little shy so I didnt get guys who were into domination that often...for some sort of reason (like my cuteness and modesty lol) I mostly attracted the opposite. The ones that were rude (just a few) were rude just for the sake of it and not because they wanted to get their nuts off.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
so as not to offend... if that is your fetish.. being rude then why not ask them at the start if they mind. unless your true fetish is just being hurtful
RE: rudeness (again and again)
you ain't gonna win this argument bela. it's up to the girls to block him if they don't like him. they'll know who he is. he's right, there are girls who like guys being rude so it's just a click on the mouse really.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
ah it is so true that it is a losing battle. hopefully he will find a little humanity this holiday season!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Little humanity? Where do they sell it? Are they gonna wrap it up and toss it under a tree? LOL! This a porn site. The hosts need money to support their men. I had spoken to many hosts that laugh on how stupid men declared their love for hours they keep repeating themselves like broken records on their videos. This a site where we members pay to our wish. Besides this not a school of manners. How many times did I see nice educated perverts chatting obscenities. I don't chat obscenities, I just don't socialize with sex workers!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
well i think that Lulu said all that needed to be said to this post! :)
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Merry, merry Christmas and a very happy New Year to you Lulu! :) I hope that many will catch the holiday spirit!
RE: rudeness (again and again)
master--it seems here someone is being rude--well we know what we should do about people being rude--if man, cut his nuts off if a woman, glue of the hole--amen
RE: rudeness (again and again)
host complain about not having members then they complain about some being rude, sheezzz, you are getting paid pretty damm well to just sit there and chat or chat and get naked. What do you want!? The perfect job where you thae same thing others do for free and you get paid big time and everyone kisses your ass?? Stop complaining drama queens and fag hags, work is work.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
Ok, 1st let me say I am never rude to hosts, but I wonder what percentage of members are? 1%, 5%, 33%? I would imagine it's a sigle digit number and all these post are trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. And I have rude people in my line of work (1%), but I don't go crying and making a big deal out of it. Work is work, that's why people get aid to work, it's not something you do for free due to the hassels.
RE: rudeness (again and again)
i agree....why should i complain about someone being rude on my video and insisting on pussy show for him for about half an hour? =))
RE: rudeness (again and again)
What a country!!
Just out of curiousity does your degree hold the same weight in other countries? I mean I knew "doctors" from different countries but when they came to the US their degree didn't hold the same equilivant as a university in the US. Jsut curious, thanks :P
Just out of curiousity does your degree hold the same weight in other countries? I mean I knew "doctors" from different countries but when they came to the US their degree didn't hold the same equilivant as a university in the US. Jsut curious, thanks :P
RE: rudeness (again and again)
I must agree with "other member" on this one. I worked as a chathost for 5 years or so and the rude guys are like 1 from 15 members. Maybe it was just me, maybe I dont consider rude what u consider rude Charlotte but come one...30% of your members are rude? Have u considered that maybe u are too sensitive for this type of job?
For the hosts that are like Charlotte: try to work for 5 days only in the public field like an administration officer or smthg and deal with real people with real issues. After that, you gonna think being a chathost is heaven trust me (mom works in the public field so I know what I'm talking about).
For the hosts that are like Charlotte: try to work for 5 days only in the public field like an administration officer or smthg and deal with real people with real issues. After that, you gonna think being a chathost is heaven trust me (mom works in the public field so I know what I'm talking about).
RE: enjoying where u are on the way to where u are going
maybe getting over sex addiction and leaving webcam sites might do it....
RE: enjoying where u are on the way to where u are going
Nope, it's not.. there's some sort of bug that sends everyone that clicks in an empty personal forum, here... not that cool..
RE: enjoying where u are on the way to where u are going
Why not having a goal, but paying attention to the road, and enjoying it?
I guess that's how it should be, otherwise you're kinda wasting your time :)
I guess that's how it should be, otherwise you're kinda wasting your time :)
RE: enjoying where u are on the way to where u are going
master--a short one here, yes thanks for life-amen
Stray "P"
"Stray Pussy" (yes i said pussy, so ladies dont take it the wrong way until you read it thru)
One hot July day my wife and I found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site to see. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down (hmm, kinda sounds like my wife, but anyway). We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so my wife named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
Well as for me, the complainer I said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." I don't see eye to eye with our Vet. He calls me a El Cheap-O, and I call him a El Take-O.
The next day I had an appointment with my Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to me, Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door and went back next door.
One hot July day my wife and I found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site to see. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down (hmm, kinda sounds like my wife, but anyway). We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so my wife named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
Well as for me, the complainer I said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." I don't see eye to eye with our Vet. He calls me a El Cheap-O, and I call him a El Take-O.
The next day I had an appointment with my Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to me, Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door and went back next door.
Ask Rev White
Dear Rev White,
I would like to ask you a question.
Is it wise to donate my spare time working the night shift at the "Single Mother's Home"? (i.e. Firday nights after I had a few beers at the local pub and struck out with the bar hags)
I would like to ask you a question.
Is it wise to donate my spare time working the night shift at the "Single Mother's Home"? (i.e. Firday nights after I had a few beers at the local pub and struck out with the bar hags)
RE: Freeda
master--is it so freeda has so many lovers, if so help her to decide the right one-amen
RE: to boo who posted about AustinP
A Vermont native found himself in a difficult position yesterday while touring the Eagle's Rock African Safari Zoo with a group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia. Ronald went to extremes to demonstrate the power of Crazy Glue, one of America's many marvels, to the Russians.
To prove the effectiveness of Crazy Glue, he rubbed several ounces of the adhesive onto the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino.
The rhinoceros, a resident of the zoo for the thirteen years, was not initially startled, as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of being involuntarily stuck to Ronald, it began to panic and charge wildly about the petting area with Ronald as an unwitting passenger.
"Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well. She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank, " said caretaker James Douglass.
During Sally's tirade, a shed wall was gored, two fences destroyed, and a number of small animals escaped. Three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. During the stampede and subsequent capture, Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea.
A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove his hands from Sally's buttocks. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck.
Once she was under control, three people with shovels were working to keep an air passage open for him. We were eventually able to tranquilize Sally and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear," said Douglass. "I don't think he'll be playing with Crazy Glue for awhile."
Meanwhile, the amused Russians were impressed with the power of the adhesive. "I'm going to buy some for my children, but of course they can't take it to the zoo," commented Vladimir Zolnikov, leader of the troupe.
To prove the effectiveness of Crazy Glue, he rubbed several ounces of the adhesive onto the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino.
The rhinoceros, a resident of the zoo for the thirteen years, was not initially startled, as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of being involuntarily stuck to Ronald, it began to panic and charge wildly about the petting area with Ronald as an unwitting passenger.
"Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well. She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank, " said caretaker James Douglass.
During Sally's tirade, a shed wall was gored, two fences destroyed, and a number of small animals escaped. Three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. During the stampede and subsequent capture, Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea.
A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove his hands from Sally's buttocks. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck.
Once she was under control, three people with shovels were working to keep an air passage open for him. We were eventually able to tranquilize Sally and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear," said Douglass. "I don't think he'll be playing with Crazy Glue for awhile."
Meanwhile, the amused Russians were impressed with the power of the adhesive. "I'm going to buy some for my children, but of course they can't take it to the zoo," commented Vladimir Zolnikov, leader of the troupe.
RE: to boo who posted about AustinP
master-it seems someone as left the flock here on cc, help lead this person back safety-amen
5 days to Christmas
Think of your fellow man-----Lend him a helping hand
Put a little love in your heart
You see it's getting late----Oh, please don't hesitate
Put a little love in your heart
And the world will be a better place
For you and me-----You just wait and see
Another day goes by-----Still the children cry
Put a little love in your heart
If you want the world to know---We won't let hatred grow
Put a little love in your heart
And the world will be a better place
For you--and me---You just wait----and see, wait and see
Take a good look aeound----And if you're looking down
Put a little love in your heart
I hope when you decide----Kindness will be your guide
Put a little love in your heart
And the world will be a better place
For you----And me-- You just wait and see--And See
People, now put a little love in your heart
Each and every day---Put a little love in your heart
There's no other way----Put a little love in your heart
It's up to you--Put a little love in your heart
C'mon and put a little love in your heart
Music By: Jackie DeShannon
Sung By: Chase
Merry Christmas to all and please give someone a smile and love today.
Put a little love in your heart
You see it's getting late----Oh, please don't hesitate
Put a little love in your heart
And the world will be a better place
For you and me-----You just wait and see
Another day goes by-----Still the children cry
Put a little love in your heart
If you want the world to know---We won't let hatred grow
Put a little love in your heart
And the world will be a better place
For you--and me---You just wait----and see, wait and see
Take a good look aeound----And if you're looking down
Put a little love in your heart
I hope when you decide----Kindness will be your guide
Put a little love in your heart
And the world will be a better place
For you----And me-- You just wait and see--And See
People, now put a little love in your heart
Each and every day---Put a little love in your heart
There's no other way----Put a little love in your heart
It's up to you--Put a little love in your heart
C'mon and put a little love in your heart
Music By: Jackie DeShannon
Sung By: Chase
Merry Christmas to all and please give someone a smile and love today.
RE: 5 days to Christmas
master---now here is a person seems to enjoy singing, give him a voice of an angel and let the words flow out-amen
Fed up
Ok i think it's enough for me now. All these sensless stupid comments about me and my posts made me realize how far this forum has degradated. Only a few ppl still can write smth worth reading. (ok, anons, here you can whatever you want) Others just try to be witty and funny, but hopelessly fail. Just a year ago it wasn't like this. The forum was full of humour and gave only positive emotions. It was the first place i went to when coming online, and it often made my day in one or another way. Of course there were Anons who always posted smth sh*tty, but it was ok in comparison with what is going on now. Now it's reaching absurdity and stupidity. And it's not with me only, but with others' posts as well.
Graphomaniacs are flooding the forum. Ppl who just need to write something. Is like an addiction. It's a desease.
Thank you all who still amuze me and others with kind and funny posts.
Maybe it's only me. But i'm not gonna post here anymore. Coz whatever i say here is always followed by unreasonable negative reaction. If i'm criticized, i want it to be a healthy criticizm. But not this crap i get here. lol i can't even laugh at Alex's joke anymore without being accused in anything.
Now you can comment me the way you want, i won't bother to reply to anyone trying to attack me with no reason.
But honestly, i would be just happy if you left your comments for yourself, Anons.
Good luck.
Graphomaniacs are flooding the forum. Ppl who just need to write something. Is like an addiction. It's a desease.
Thank you all who still amuze me and others with kind and funny posts.
Maybe it's only me. But i'm not gonna post here anymore. Coz whatever i say here is always followed by unreasonable negative reaction. If i'm criticized, i want it to be a healthy criticizm. But not this crap i get here. lol i can't even laugh at Alex's joke anymore without being accused in anything.
Now you can comment me the way you want, i won't bother to reply to anyone trying to attack me with no reason.
But honestly, i would be just happy if you left your comments for yourself, Anons.
Good luck.
RE: Fed up
dont worry trik....my posts r gettin cencored by cc...and its just total bollox to b honest...so much for expressin ur own views...seems some ppl can insult individuals and have their posts put up and mine wasnt insulting and they still refused to put it up...bleh
RE: Fed up
now these three posts albert finney, elvis and triksy's thanks to albert and elvis..that is what the forum used to be about and should be about, good feelings and shallow compliments and thanks, standing up for and supporting our fellow posters and joining hands and singing kumbaya after asking asking our friendly hosts in video for double penetration or waiting to read those beautiful cyber declarations "I love you! come see me in video!"
thank you all three of you for restoring my faith in porn cyber forums I feel like I really know you all! so in the spirit of a kinder gentler forum where no feelings are bruised, Merry Christmas, happy hannukah, happy kwansaa and happy holidays to all! ho! ho! ho!
thank you all three of you for restoring my faith in porn cyber forums I feel like I really know you all! so in the spirit of a kinder gentler forum where no feelings are bruised, Merry Christmas, happy hannukah, happy kwansaa and happy holidays to all! ho! ho! ho!
RE: Fed up
nobby, you totally miss the point! it's called light HUMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlike your sour, humourless, sarcastic response. What a shallow prick you are.
Unlike your sour, humourless, sarcastic response. What a shallow prick you are.
RE: Fed up
oh no! now you have hurt my feelings! Im going to start a new post and let the world know how my feelings have been hurt! then I will petition cc to change their posting policy!
RE: Fed up
this guy actually think Albert and Elvis are real???? hahahahahahahaha
This place has one redeeming feature, it's full of nutters! looooool
They ain't real of course but Triksy is a sexy lady so I agree with the 'guys's essential message. Nobby can go to ts/tv section and fulfill his anal fantasies. loooooooooooooooooooooool
This place has one redeeming feature, it's full of nutters! looooool
They ain't real of course but Triksy is a sexy lady so I agree with the 'guys's essential message. Nobby can go to ts/tv section and fulfill his anal fantasies. loooooooooooooooooooooool
RE: Fed up
LMFAO...3. Impersonation of other regular forum posters. Granted, it is often very funny, but not everyone can tell the difference between styles of writing and that leads to calls for us to delete the messages before long. So, if it isn't immediately obvious to the untrained eye that the message was posted by an impostor, it does get deleted. That does apply to the various "11" threads too, unfortunately :-(
....wtf has been happening lately then...double fuckin standards..bit like my post that i copied part of the terms and conditions and showed EXACTLY where cc change how they run this place...will this get posted...lets see...
....wtf has been happening lately then...double fuckin standards..bit like my post that i copied part of the terms and conditions and showed EXACTLY where cc change how they run this place...will this get posted...lets see...
RE: Fed up
can i insult u now ally?
ur an over the hill geriatric old fart...bleh..im just not in the mood to really insult u..ur lucky day
ur an over the hill geriatric old fart...bleh..im just not in the mood to really insult u..ur lucky day
RE: Fed up
"That does apply to the various "11" threads too, unfortunately :-("
OMG! Here I was, thinking that I was the only one here with a true appreciation for the genius that is Chuck11, and it turns out the higher-ups within CC dig that crazy bastard too!
Cool beans! :D
OMG! Here I was, thinking that I was the only one here with a true appreciation for the genius that is Chuck11, and it turns out the higher-ups within CC dig that crazy bastard too!
Cool beans! :D
RE: Fed up
nadeen, that was like 8 months ago, and was about a certain topic, not in a general topic
RE: Fed up
yes, not in a general topic, but it was meant as in general, because the original post which got that response from CC was addressed to CC admins. Here is the beginning of the post from CC (maybe i shouldnt have cut it off):
"It looks like this message was directed at us, or more precisely, those of us who have at hand at deleting messages.
Seeing as quite a lot of messages were deleted last night, it will probably be useful if we explain some of the moderation policies we try to observe to keep the forums civil..... " etc.
I just wish those rules to work as well as they did 8 months ago. Would u please to follow your own rules CC? Or are they too old for nowadays already???
"It looks like this message was directed at us, or more precisely, those of us who have at hand at deleting messages.
Seeing as quite a lot of messages were deleted last night, it will probably be useful if we explain some of the moderation policies we try to observe to keep the forums civil..... " etc.
I just wish those rules to work as well as they did 8 months ago. Would u please to follow your own rules CC? Or are they too old for nowadays already???
RE: Fed up
Let it go drama queen. You don't seem to understand it's DQs like you that make this forum what it has become. A place to make some jokes, push other people's buttons, voice your opinion, seek attention, etc. The more you rant and rave the more you draw "unwanted attention" to yourself.
Peace out
Peace out
dear "TRIKSY"
The forums have always been the same, just waxing and waning from time to time. I have been a member for 5 years and there were always stupid, ignorant people; people desperate to see their words in print; funny, good comments to amuse us; people asking questions or offering advice and people just saying hello.
RE: dear
Well.. maybe you don't take it that close as i do...
Yes i agree about those different ppl who come here with different purposes, but it's getting more and more of those who are "desperate to see their words in print" rather than those who amuze us or just say hello.
Yes i agree about those different ppl who come here with different purposes, but it's getting more and more of those who are "desperate to see their words in print" rather than those who amuze us or just say hello.
RE: dear
i have been a member here for more than 4 yrs, as this name and another, and if u remmeber, about every 6 months, this forum goes thru the same thing, u know it, and go aways for time, but always come back, just learn to accept it as it is......like before
RE: Fed up
Triksy, a year ago maybe litte less, u said same thing and was gone, i didnt mind, so bye again...if dont go as u want, dont let the door hit u in the ass
RE: Fed up
how can so many be so distraught over such triffling crap?......seriously if so many are so fed up, why do those same so many perpetuate the same crap by always biting on the same damn bait?........are you people really that oblivious to what's going on?
and now the pissers and moaners have taken to blaming cc?......christ..grow up.
and now the pissers and moaners have taken to blaming cc?......christ..grow up.
RE: Fed up
The forums are like the sea..........eternal and will wear down even the hardest of rock into sand. Nothing new here really......samo samo .... when a person tries to create a personna on the forums the "little people" will try to drag them down. It happens all the time here and has not changed so if you are a regular poster just ignore it or don't post with a regular nick like me.
And secondly the forums always thrive when there are several "thought leaders" present..........when there are not (like now) the forums tend to degenerate into non sensense and a form of pettiness that can be really mean at times. Again nothing new but we need some more WTFs, Bananas, and TNT et al. to lead us from the current swamp of mediocity by making us think and laugh or at least not eat our own kind..................Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight; after all it is only CC...nothing serious here its all just entertainment :)
And secondly the forums always thrive when there are several "thought leaders" present..........when there are not (like now) the forums tend to degenerate into non sensense and a form of pettiness that can be really mean at times. Again nothing new but we need some more WTFs, Bananas, and TNT et al. to lead us from the current swamp of mediocity by making us think and laugh or at least not eat our own kind..................Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight; after all it is only CC...nothing serious here its all just entertainment :)
RE: Fed up
I agree with you totally TRIKSY.
I thought maybe it was just because I had got familiar with them and so they didn't entertain me as much.
But no I think now the number of bad posts far out number the good posts and I have to drink my coffee in the morning doing work rather than reading the forums :(
I'm even wishing critic and pushkin would come back lol.
I thought maybe it was just because I had got familiar with them and so they didn't entertain me as much.
But no I think now the number of bad posts far out number the good posts and I have to drink my coffee in the morning doing work rather than reading the forums :(
I'm even wishing critic and pushkin would come back lol.
RE: Fed up
Come on Triks.ell. There are allways ppl who like and agree with you and who don't like you and don't agree with you.
I think you're just dissapointed now. But time will go by and you come here and read all this XXX and may be find something fun.
May be you should try to pay more attention to the good replies to your posts but not to the bad replies.Well may be some anon doesn't like you but does he play any role for you?Is he a part of your family or a person who will make you troubles in reality?
I think you're just dissapointed now. But time will go by and you come here and read all this XXX and may be find something fun.
May be you should try to pay more attention to the good replies to your posts but not to the bad replies.Well may be some anon doesn't like you but does he play any role for you?Is he a part of your family or a person who will make you troubles in reality?
RE: Fed up
As long as the situation was the way you described it, i didn't care about those with negative replies. Coz there really are always those who support me. I get mails with kind words and cheers. And i very much appreciate it.
But now those who dont like me seem to just go crazy about it. They dont' know me even a lil, and post their senseless comments, no matter what they say, they just want to say smth bad. Ppl don't share their opinions anymore, they just show their negative attitude and lack of culture. What a shame.
I want to thank again all my friends who understandme and support me. kisses
But now those who dont like me seem to just go crazy about it. They dont' know me even a lil, and post their senseless comments, no matter what they say, they just want to say smth bad. Ppl don't share their opinions anymore, they just show their negative attitude and lack of culture. What a shame.
I want to thank again all my friends who understandme and support me. kisses
RE: Fed up
I am sure there are much more those who understand and support u, Triksy. Best wishes and Merry Christmas to u! ;)
RE: Fed up
Don't let the idiots get you down TRIKSY. Only you can control your attitude to others so don't let others influence the way you think. If you stop posting on here then the morons here win. There are enough people on here to support you I am sure ...Keep smiling through it
RE: Fed up
I agree very much with Max.
Triksy, what is happening in response to ur posts i would really call mobbing! And i know that this really can hurt. So i can understand ur decision!
On the other hand i allways read ur posts, and appreciate them very much. The Forum would lose a lot of its quality without u!
Its the old battle mind against stupidity, I guess :p
Triksy, what is happening in response to ur posts i would really call mobbing! And i know that this really can hurt. So i can understand ur decision!
On the other hand i allways read ur posts, and appreciate them very much. The Forum would lose a lot of its quality without u!
Its the old battle mind against stupidity, I guess :p
RE: Fed up
yep agree , it was much funnier and friendly 3 years ago haha ,, we knew each other better then .. ah the good old days haha ,,,
RE: Fed up
master--well as you know here is another lovely person seems to be fed up--please be with trisky and shine many smiles throughout her life and dont let others get to her-amen
master
master--after viewing this site i know i got my work cut out for me, there seems to be a lot of old lonely men and some young men and even some women all members of a club call hello, help me i need you, and talked to me about needing companionship, humor, attention, and what they call wanking time to theirselves. so help me lighten up thier days here oh master and maybe they can have more fun on line instead of complaining and getting mad over silly non-sense things--amen
RE: master
master--do you want rev. jim jones to passed out the kool-aid now or wait---ok master thank you---no rev. jim not yet--master said let them thirst a little longer--amen
teddy bears
these hosts are told to use teddy bears and other things to make them look like innocent little girls.. i know this one on the streets.. stay clear
RE: teddy bears
master---please make the teddy bears go away and replace them with more didos--amen
RE: IMPORTANT NEWS
u looking forward to the anal probe? probably chose you as the gap was so large already.
RE: IMPORTANT NEWS
master---hmmm another bar of soap please---and aliens, continue to be with them on their journey here-amen
RE: fond of USA:)))
Consider yourself on permanent invite status, Just bring your beautiful smile as your passport!
RE: fond of USA:)))
Seldom has so quickly a wine soured and a rose withered in the moribund atmosphere.
RE: New Year stress
I read not once, that the most stressful thing, esp for a woman, is a divorce, and only after there comes death of close ppl.
But the thread is not about it, so nm :)))
But the thread is not about it, so nm :)))
RE: New Year stress
I wonder how many calls to the samaritans were made after reading that tripe. Gotta go....phones ringing....
RE: New Year stress
WOW ...thanks for sharing EasyTOUCH, this new bounced out of me about 30 points of stress i think! :D
RE: New Year stress
Heh there are some people that can't take the stress.. one suicided today by jumping in front of the train somewhere in south of France..
it's sad
it's sad
RE: New Year stress
If you were not a jealous host but an english-speaking member you wouldn't have done so silly mistakes.
May I correct you?
"DO you mean HE COMMITED SUICIDE after HE READ Gortensia's post ?"
-Cheers-
May I correct you?
"DO you mean HE COMMITED SUICIDE after HE READ Gortensia's post ?"
-Cheers-
RE: New Year stress
How can New Year be stressful? It comes every year and is hardly a surprise.
I wonder what whould happen if something really important happenedto these people who get freaked out just coz the date changes!!!
I wonder what whould happen if something really important happenedto these people who get freaked out just coz the date changes!!!
RE: New Year stress
how to keep from sticking your head in the oven while cooking a Turkey Pot pie for one on Christmas Day
RE: New Year stress
new years is the most stressful night & day of my year but also the best.i work security in a nightclub that opens at 10pm & doesn't shut til 10pm new years day.haha
FOT
you don't get it do you. to be expected i guess.you have always been playing"catch up".i even gave you a"heads up"but you miss me that much you still create imaginary tisme(s).you jump at shadows.get over it. farewell for today,i'm off to work.
RE: FOT
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking tismes on this motherfucking plane!
RE: FOT
master--oh by--it seems we need to pray for a bar of soap to wash mouth out with--but if cant provide at least give a ban-aid--amen