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relationships
wow--i met a lovely couple tonight in community room--rogueu and johnzhon-relationships here do work
RE: relationships
wo--what are you smoking well well--ohhhh wait unwell you saying fencing,,, okie dokie, you reckon they come over here and put some fence up for me---im to tired
RE: relationships
lol not sure about rogue, i dont know him, but john and sean are two of the nicest guys i ever meet in cc, so get a damn grip on reallity!
RE: relationships
Hmmmm. many nice couples here in commchat. Don't forget imshy and INYF, a nicer couple [of ********] you could not wish to meet. Hi guys :p As for unwell, I think you are just plain sick!
RE: relationships
Mondo at the moment we are not speaking as we have had a lovers tiff. I still know I was right and that I suit the pink handbag a lot better than him :D
RE: relationships
I agree. It is heartwarming to see two gay men so open about their relationship. I just wish they would keep their hot talk to each other in private.
RE: relationships
Lack of inteligence or simply jealousy? I thought only woman can be so bitchy, but it seems like im wrong:P
RE: relationships
What? Aren't you a romantic at heart? Leave the poor guys alone and accept their sexuality for what it is ....a beautiful thing. Jeez. Grow up man.
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
no honesty is important in both and hard to find.
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
You can't trust a host.
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
You mean trust that his credit card is good?
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
u otta know that...here "friendship" in founded on one-sidedthe financial reward...an unequal playing field and a poor venue to launch relationships that might last...the exceptions r few and far between.
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
real friends hard to come by these days
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
Honesty and truth are essential requisites of both real and virtual friendships. Although virtual, being fantasy, maybe we should have virtual truth and honesty. Can you have a real virtual friend? How could you ever know that what the virtual friend said was not what you virtually wanted to hear, or conversely, that what you told your virtual friend was only what they wanted to hear. What is the sense of a virtual friend? Are you, like me, someone who has no real close confidante to share troubles and good with? Someone you would spill your heart out to in virtual confidence, only for them to repeat in real to their real friends. The above are only my personal musings and should not be taken as having any bearing on friendship, both real and/or virtual. Not knowing everybody, I cannot judge and say what, who, how a real/virtual friendship will be. As always, go with your gut instinct, trust where trust is both given and received.
I've been there, won and eventually lost, so I have experienced this, but would probably do it again. Each to his/her own. Friendships, like relationships, can and do happen in virtual.
I've been there, won and eventually lost, so I have experienced this, but would probably do it again. Each to his/her own. Friendships, like relationships, can and do happen in virtual.
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
I think many of the qualities are similar between a "virtual" friend and a friend in "real life." Like most have said, trust is very important, as are the abilities to listen, sympathize, and to be supportive through the good and bad times.
Because this is a virtual world, friendship will be a little more difficult to find, as you can never be quite sure of anyone's intentions on either side of the computer. On one hand, all members should remember that his is a "pay site" and that hosts are not just here for a good time (although it's always nice to find those hosts that truly enjoy their job, and the relationships they've created). Also, on the other hand, this website is sexual, so the hosts need to wonder the intentions of the members.
With all of that said, as a member, I'd like to believe that I've made a couple of friends here, and hope that the relationships continue to grow, and develop.
Because this is a virtual world, friendship will be a little more difficult to find, as you can never be quite sure of anyone's intentions on either side of the computer. On one hand, all members should remember that his is a "pay site" and that hosts are not just here for a good time (although it's always nice to find those hosts that truly enjoy their job, and the relationships they've created). Also, on the other hand, this website is sexual, so the hosts need to wonder the intentions of the members.
With all of that said, as a member, I'd like to believe that I've made a couple of friends here, and hope that the relationships continue to grow, and develop.
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
I think virtual is real and real is virtual, or maybe I don't. I just don't know anymore - perhaps I am dead but no-one told me
RE: Are important qualities of virtual friend different from the ones of real friend?
Virtual or Real ? For me virtual is the PlayStation and to play war , football or other kind of games....Bernard Shaw had a very intense relationship with an English Lady living not many miles away London only sharing letters discovered recently and they never met in their lives. Was virtual that relationship?
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Daryl Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Daryl's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Daryl and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Daryl's house.
"Hey, Daryl, this here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!", "Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Daryl Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Daryl's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Daryl and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Daryl's house.
"Hey, Daryl, this here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!", "Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
Wise thoughts
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
RE: What is the most important quality of a friend?
Someone who will be there for you no matter what and who can cheer you up when you're feeling down :)
Oh and if she has big boobs that is a bonus :D
Oh and if she has big boobs that is a bonus :D
RE: What is the most important quality of a friend?
Loyalty, with out it they aren't much of a friend.
RE: What is the most important quality of a friend?
A friend will help you move, A good friend will help you move a body.
RE: i need mens point of view
The one you have now for your profile pic is very nice :)
Not only can you see your pretty face but you look like you want to drag a man (hopefully me) upstairs to bed and fu ....... perhaps I'd better stop there :P
Not only can you see your pretty face but you look like you want to drag a man (hopefully me) upstairs to bed and fu ....... perhaps I'd better stop there :P
RE: i need mens point of view
I hardly think you would need to be dragged upstairs to be fu .... well, you get my point
in MY opinion, without seeing them..
it depends on what catagory your going to be in.
ask yourself what you show on cam,
if your nonadult then most likely you will be having the camera zoomed on your head, so a happy smile with good lighting is all you need.
for adult sections, i would ,if i were a host, show a nice body shot showing as much skin as possible without showing too much.
still confused a bit on the glamor girls but from my understanding they are able to show much , but not get sexual,
so in that case i think of them as posers or models that pose,
as in mags.
so zoom out, and as you would in a session, and pick out your best overall pose.
ask yourself what you show on cam,
if your nonadult then most likely you will be having the camera zoomed on your head, so a happy smile with good lighting is all you need.
for adult sections, i would ,if i were a host, show a nice body shot showing as much skin as possible without showing too much.
still confused a bit on the glamor girls but from my understanding they are able to show much , but not get sexual,
so in that case i think of them as posers or models that pose,
as in mags.
so zoom out, and as you would in a session, and pick out your best overall pose.
chat
here is your answers:
question 1: you ask why do host name still in community room while they are log off? well well, keep their name there so you can check out thier profile page out--its quicker then going through all categories.
question 2: why do host sit in community room so quiet and dont chat? well well thats easy, they watch what you type in public--if you act like a idiot you will not get any chat--if you act shy-you might get 1 pvt message, if you act like you got some sense--you might get chatted with in public----but dont hold your breathe to long, only a few will chat.
question 3: why do members sit in chat room quiet?----well well thats easy...spies
question 1: you ask why do host name still in community room while they are log off? well well, keep their name there so you can check out thier profile page out--its quicker then going through all categories.
question 2: why do host sit in community room so quiet and dont chat? well well thats easy, they watch what you type in public--if you act like a idiot you will not get any chat--if you act shy-you might get 1 pvt message, if you act like you got some sense--you might get chatted with in public----but dont hold your breathe to long, only a few will chat.
question 3: why do members sit in chat room quiet?----well well thats easy...spies
RE: chat
I dont' really get it why so many ppl complain that girls sit quiet in the comm chat. Girls are quiet there as well as guys are. Some do their things outside CC (but it doesn't mean they have to log off for that), others chat in private. Some are just bored to blah blah blah non-stop. I don't get it why it's a subject for any discussion at all. If there's nothing to talk about, i think it's much better to think our own thoughts to ourselves, rather than just produce some senseless noise.
Nothing personal, "well well", it's not a reproach to you personally. The point of your thread was a lil bit different. Just this topic is up again and again here.
Nothing personal, "well well", it's not a reproach to you personally. The point of your thread was a lil bit different. Just this topic is up again and again here.
RE: chat
I would have to totally disagree with No. 2
I always act like an idiot and get chatted to in public as well as receiving several privates (do abusive private messages still count as privates ?)
As for acting shy I would think that that would get you lots and lots of privates (unless you really meant to say acting like imshy) then I nearly agree but I think your private count was out by one :P
I always act like an idiot and get chatted to in public as well as receiving several privates (do abusive private messages still count as privates ?)
As for acting shy I would think that that would get you lots and lots of privates (unless you really meant to say acting like imshy) then I nearly agree but I think your private count was out by one :P
RE: chat
For me sitting quietly in the room ,When I have something to say I will say it,If I'm getting bored or the chat isn't holding my intrest I go to other sites and check in from time to time to see if the chat interest me
OR If there is a GREAT SET OF BOOBS THERE lol
OR If there is a GREAT SET OF BOOBS THERE lol
RE: chat
err that was a joke host, a poor one admittedly but a joke nevertheless - when are you going to forgive me for saying I'm too old for you? damn! I wished I looked old and not so handsome and virile - this is another poor joke - I think I stop typing now.....good time to die but I haven't paid the mortgage off yet...stop!
P.S. I like charlie, INYF, shy, johnzon and hosts I won't embarrass by naming them
P.P.S. this is me talking to myself - if you've read this far, then you must be as sad as I am
P.S. I like charlie, INYF, shy, johnzon and hosts I won't embarrass by naming them
P.P.S. this is me talking to myself - if you've read this far, then you must be as sad as I am
RE: chat
i did replied to ur message for a reason, didnt meant to get u upset.
just hope that one day u will say hello to me finally!
just hope that one day u will say hello to me finally!
RE: wonderment
lovely ania disappeared a long time ago .she now calls herself adorable but to whom could she possible be adoreable ??
RE: wonderment
I think ania is lovely when she is being bitchy so now I don't know which ania you are talking about :(
thanks for all guys and gals:)
leaving cc for some reasons , i just want to thank all of u guys and gals i enjoyed to chat in com chat .
regards
sylvain , shaking hand of guy and kiss girls on cheeks
regards
sylvain , shaking hand of guy and kiss girls on cheeks
RE: thanks for all guys and gals:)
I hope you can get away I really do. But I suspect you will be drawn back.
RE: thanks for all guys and gals:)
A reaming from a big cucumber! thanks for the good times! see you in 121 soon!
party
what can I say, its been a blast, thanks friends, wait, hmmm, I'm still not finish with you people here, lets party
RE: cum
The hosts will tell you the problem is you went too quickly. You should relax, sit back, take you time, no rush. An hour or two is good. And don't forget to say goodbye.
The member will say you went too slow. You have to get in, get off and get out. So speed is of the essense. Turn it into a frenzy. Warm up before the main event.
Or you just have a lousy imagination and poor eye hand coordination?
The member will say you went too slow. You have to get in, get off and get out. So speed is of the essense. Turn it into a frenzy. Warm up before the main event.
Or you just have a lousy imagination and poor eye hand coordination?
RE: cum
To be a stalker you must have someone to stalk. I can honestly say I am not stalking a post on cum. But its good to be curious isnt it?
RE: cum
He always changes his names, not only in forums...Thinking noone will recognize him lol))
pass word session.s
could any one please explain to me the reason why some host.s use the pass word facility to enter into vid session,s
yes i rearlise it is to stop members from entering the session, but shurely 121 session doe,s the same thing
or is there another reason why it,s done that i don,t know about.
thanks
no crap replies please
yes i rearlise it is to stop members from entering the session, but shurely 121 session doe,s the same thing
or is there another reason why it,s done that i don,t know about.
thanks
no crap replies please
RE: pass word session.s
there are many reasons . a host could be .................
giving her boyfriend a free session
giving her best costumer a free session
doing anal despite saying she would never do it
doing a couples show or lesbi show (without changing category )
doing (anything u want her to be doing )
giving her boyfriend a free session
giving her best costumer a free session
doing anal despite saying she would never do it
doing a couples show or lesbi show (without changing category )
doing (anything u want her to be doing )
RE: pass word session.s
i give a session with pasword to my regulars sometimes, at same price as in open.... we just dont like to be interrupted:))))) Dana
RE: pass word session.s to lovelydana
yes ok but your not interupted in 121 are you so why use the password option
RE: pass word session.s to lovelydana
dear , one2one have 70% more than a normal session,in a session with password ( at me 4 ex) price is same as in open session , that is less than one2one... and is a privlege 4 my loyal custumers:)) ... clear now? kiss Dana
RE: pass word session.s
From what i know, originally there was no such thing as One2One session. The only way to be alone with the girl was to set a private session under a password. Then One2One was invented, the quicker and easier way to get a girl into private (which is chosen by a viewer now, no need for a host's approval), and the password session plays the only role now. It's when a girl wants to set a free or discounted session, or just some special session, for the certain amount of viewers. She gives them all the password, and it's a private party then :P
Hope it helps:)
Hope it helps:)
Anal Sex
I read that women enjoy this - can this be true or is it just to please the man ?
RE: Anal Sex
cool answer!i cant imagine my beautiful kids beeing the concequince of anal sex:))))))and its true btw,its not the human nature doing this ....but not all humans r human soooooooooo
RE: Anal Sex
It's true as well as that some girls just love to cum a few times a day on cam, being so excited by an older fat wanking guy.
BEST WELFARE JOKE OF THE YEAR:
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $90,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $90,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
RE: FIrst Snow
I went swimming today off ipanema beach amidst a forest of tangas. I think I'd rather have Rio weather.
RE: FIrst Snow
Ah TRIKSY thanks :) That'll explain why when I read it I thought it said "first naked lady with lots of colourful toys who is willing to have sex with any member who videos with her when her price is free" :P
For Azterix
I was hoping I could pick your thoughts. If not don't bother reading any further as it might be boring :-}.
Not sure if you were just making a simple statement before if it was curosity but when I said I had the social skills of an 18 year old I meant as a kid growing up I was a loner so I never developed skills in groups or working in teams plus I am a shy person so I find it all very awdward.
Not until recently did I find such a person in life I can truely call my best friend. She lived in my dads apartment and she really helped me develope those skills such as talking by letting me hang out with her friends and when I was uncomftable she knew and let me go home to visit another day. We could talk openly for hours but she moved to Toronto for a year to finsih off her college. When I get someone who can read her handwriting I will e-mail her :-}.
Anyways, I wanted to thank you for saying my writing skills were pretty good. I always try to punchuate and spell properly. I have always found it easier to express myself writing so I want to take your advice on talking to me dad but I have to admit it is to hard to do talking so would it have the same affect if I wrote him a letter?
I know I can write better then talk in person as I think I have done here.
Thanks Azterix
Not sure if you were just making a simple statement before if it was curosity but when I said I had the social skills of an 18 year old I meant as a kid growing up I was a loner so I never developed skills in groups or working in teams plus I am a shy person so I find it all very awdward.
Not until recently did I find such a person in life I can truely call my best friend. She lived in my dads apartment and she really helped me develope those skills such as talking by letting me hang out with her friends and when I was uncomftable she knew and let me go home to visit another day. We could talk openly for hours but she moved to Toronto for a year to finsih off her college. When I get someone who can read her handwriting I will e-mail her :-}.
Anyways, I wanted to thank you for saying my writing skills were pretty good. I always try to punchuate and spell properly. I have always found it easier to express myself writing so I want to take your advice on talking to me dad but I have to admit it is to hard to do talking so would it have the same affect if I wrote him a letter?
I know I can write better then talk in person as I think I have done here.
Thanks Azterix
RE: For Azterix
Dear Anonymous4u,
I'd like to first answer your question about whether or not writing a letter to your dad would have the same effect as talking to him in person. The truth is that I don't know, since I don't know your dad. Who knows, maybe he'd prefer a letter rather than having to talk to you! ;P (joke)
The important thing is that you do communicate with him. If you feel you can express your true feelings better in a letter than in person, then I think you should go for it! However, without knowing neither you nor your dad, I think it would be good to explain to your dad why you are expressing this in a letter, rather than in person. You can tell him, or you can start your letter that way.
You express yourself very well in writing, so I'm not gonna give you any writing advice (I'm not a qualified instructor, anyway!). My only recommendation to you is that you be completely honest, when you write. This takes a lot of courage. I' m not talking about expounding every little detail about your previously messed up life, but being honest about your feelings for your dad and the regrets you have that you let him and others down.
You said something in a prior post that you would hate to think that your dad would go to his grave ashamed of you. That sounded very heartfelt and honest, and maybe this would be the main idea you wish to express. Perhaps you also want to share the wish that the two of you can forgive each other and get closer before he goes. I know all this can be hard, especially if you feel that your dad harbors resentful feelings against you. The point is, we often asssume very wrongly about other people. It's your letter; only you know what you want to say. You cannot know his reaction; but you are doing this for the both of you!
I think that's all I have to say for now. This is all a bit personal, but you posted this in the open forum. Take care, buddy, and let me know what happens! If you don't want to post that in the forum, you can also send me an email in cc under my screen name Azterix.
I'd like to first answer your question about whether or not writing a letter to your dad would have the same effect as talking to him in person. The truth is that I don't know, since I don't know your dad. Who knows, maybe he'd prefer a letter rather than having to talk to you! ;P (joke)
The important thing is that you do communicate with him. If you feel you can express your true feelings better in a letter than in person, then I think you should go for it! However, without knowing neither you nor your dad, I think it would be good to explain to your dad why you are expressing this in a letter, rather than in person. You can tell him, or you can start your letter that way.
You express yourself very well in writing, so I'm not gonna give you any writing advice (I'm not a qualified instructor, anyway!). My only recommendation to you is that you be completely honest, when you write. This takes a lot of courage. I' m not talking about expounding every little detail about your previously messed up life, but being honest about your feelings for your dad and the regrets you have that you let him and others down.
You said something in a prior post that you would hate to think that your dad would go to his grave ashamed of you. That sounded very heartfelt and honest, and maybe this would be the main idea you wish to express. Perhaps you also want to share the wish that the two of you can forgive each other and get closer before he goes. I know all this can be hard, especially if you feel that your dad harbors resentful feelings against you. The point is, we often asssume very wrongly about other people. It's your letter; only you know what you want to say. You cannot know his reaction; but you are doing this for the both of you!
I think that's all I have to say for now. This is all a bit personal, but you posted this in the open forum. Take care, buddy, and let me know what happens! If you don't want to post that in the forum, you can also send me an email in cc under my screen name Azterix.
facts about life
old men wanting young women----young women chatting with old men, what is this place all the about, why are there not more older women in community room and I know one anser is probably, well the men in there have no where else to go
RE: facts about life
hey im not old yet and I think wayne and sem younger then me, but I kinda agree with you some, im looking for a young woman that can have 3 kids, cook, clean some house, mow the yard, take out the trash, pull the weed up from the field and what else, hmmm, let me think I get back with you-okie dokie
Some facts about drugs
n Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Dear Signor Direttore
Now i am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as an engineer to Atyrau and stay as a younger man at your hotella, When i come in my room i see no shit on my bed. How can i sleep with no shit on my bed?
I call down to recepione and tella: "I wanna shit" They tell me "Go to toilet" I say "No, no I wanna shit on my bed" They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch" What is sonnawabitch?
I go down for ristorante for breakfast, i order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast, i only get one pisse of toast, i tella waitress and point to toast, I wanna piss" She tella me "got to the toilet" I say No, no I wanna piss on my plate" She then say to me, "You bloody fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!! What is a sonnawabitch??
Later i go to dinner into ristorante, spoon and knife laid out but no fock, i tella waitress, "I wanna fock" and she tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock" I tella her No, no, you dont understand me, "I wanna fock on the table" She then tella me, "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table"? Get your ass out of here"
So I go to the recepcione and ask for billa, I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I pay the billa, the porter say to me, "Thank you, and peace on you" I say piss on you too, you sonnawabitch"
I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
Signed Enrico Morelli
I call down to recepione and tella: "I wanna shit" They tell me "Go to toilet" I say "No, no I wanna shit on my bed" They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch" What is sonnawabitch?
I go down for ristorante for breakfast, i order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast, i only get one pisse of toast, i tella waitress and point to toast, I wanna piss" She tella me "got to the toilet" I say No, no I wanna piss on my plate" She then say to me, "You bloody fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!! What is a sonnawabitch??
Later i go to dinner into ristorante, spoon and knife laid out but no fock, i tella waitress, "I wanna fock" and she tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock" I tella her No, no, you dont understand me, "I wanna fock on the table" She then tella me, "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table"? Get your ass out of here"
So I go to the recepcione and ask for billa, I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I pay the billa, the porter say to me, "Thank you, and peace on you" I say piss on you too, you sonnawabitch"
I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
Signed Enrico Morelli
this IS who i am
I'm a jerk because I don't let you push me around,
I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything,
I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong,
I'm annoying because I'm not chill enough,
I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group,
I'm fake because most of the time I'm happy,
I'm weird because I'm not like you,
I'm controlling because I get mad sometimes,
I'm clingy because I like to be around people,
I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied,
I'm naive because I'm younger than you,
I'm conceited because I'm proud of who I am,
I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect,
I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you.
Don't try to tell me who I am because I already know.
I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything,
I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong,
I'm annoying because I'm not chill enough,
I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group,
I'm fake because most of the time I'm happy,
I'm weird because I'm not like you,
I'm controlling because I get mad sometimes,
I'm clingy because I like to be around people,
I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied,
I'm naive because I'm younger than you,
I'm conceited because I'm proud of who I am,
I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect,
I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you.
Don't try to tell me who I am because I already know.
RE: this IS who i am
That's who I was :)
Life is better when you're a nice guy.
Karma comes around less to bite you in the ass :)
Life is better when you're a nice guy.
Karma comes around less to bite you in the ass :)
RE: this IS who i am
Shy, I couldn't agree with you more! This is exactly how I am, and why these traits make me so popular in my country! Wish we had more like your kind in the states!
if ur bored read it..if not..dont..simple!!
jim- Hey Bob
bob- What up Jim
jim- Oh not much u
bob- not much here either
jim- hey u know what?
bob-what?
jim- i think i see virginia from here
bob- what? we're in kansas; how can u see virginia?
jim- she's right over there.
bob- what?!? where?!?
jim- right there!
bob- Where?!?
jim- come on, i knew u were stupid, but this is ridiculous!
bob- what did u call me?!?
jim- u heard me! RIDICULOUS!!!
bob- Well u freakin jackin son of a fu**in b***h
jim- Excuse me!!! pie hole eatin jack a**!!!!
bob-Come on, virginia is like on the other side of the world
jim- So not, she's right over there getting out of that taxi!
virginia can't fit in a taxi!
jim- u shouldn't call ure sister fat!
bob- What?!? My sister?!? i thought we were talking about virginia?!?
jim- ya, virginia, ure sister
bob- Oh
jim- And people think ure the smart one with a good temper
bob- Shut up!!!!
bob- What up Jim
jim- Oh not much u
bob- not much here either
jim- hey u know what?
bob-what?
jim- i think i see virginia from here
bob- what? we're in kansas; how can u see virginia?
jim- she's right over there.
bob- what?!? where?!?
jim- right there!
bob- Where?!?
jim- come on, i knew u were stupid, but this is ridiculous!
bob- what did u call me?!?
jim- u heard me! RIDICULOUS!!!
bob- Well u freakin jackin son of a fu**in b***h
jim- Excuse me!!! pie hole eatin jack a**!!!!
bob-Come on, virginia is like on the other side of the world
jim- So not, she's right over there getting out of that taxi!
virginia can't fit in a taxi!
jim- u shouldn't call ure sister fat!
bob- What?!? My sister?!? i thought we were talking about virginia?!?
jim- ya, virginia, ure sister
bob- Oh
jim- And people think ure the smart one with a good temper
bob- Shut up!!!!
RE: if ur bored read it..if not..dont..simple!!
Oh Wandaaaaaa...............Nevermindddddd.....................I:
Video Request
Any host interested in doing a foot fetish video please post. Sexy feet and Pretty Face required
RE: Video Request
I got a set of hammer toes with toemail fungus and ingrown nails along with toe jam, corns and bunions...let the foot worshiping begin.
RE: Video Request
Mr Sulu, you've been relieved of the helm. Report to Dr McCoy at sick bay immediately!
RE: good luck
hope nobody piss you off there DK--if they did i kick their butt, okie dokie, if they are bigger then me--i put wayne on them-wait that weasel counldnt fight is way out of a paper bag,,, i pump up some more and come back to kick their ass-
RE: good luck
your always welcome my dear friend and god bless you too and thanks for being a good friend here to me, i will miss you--okie dokie,,, by the way thats a sad song above,,, did you write that