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RE: what is like to be lonely when a Valentine Day is so soon??
Does being alone mean feeling lonely?
I'm not in a shmaltzy, lovey-dovey, monogamous-type relationhip, but I happen to think that's a good thing.
I'm not in a shmaltzy, lovey-dovey, monogamous-type relationhip, but I happen to think that's a good thing.
RE: what is like to be lonely when a Valentine Day is so soon??
Do what I do when I see a happy couple walking my way or enjoying a nice romantic dinner together...I fall down and do a fake sezuire till I crap my pants. It's always a ice-breaker with the cute gawkers.
did you ever notice?
Some girls mangle the English language in such a charming way that you want to be with them forever just to listen?
RE: did you ever notice?
i love the way my russian girl talks to me.it so sweet and fun trying to figure it out.i just wish i could speak russian to her so she could laugh at me too.
RE: did you ever notice?
if you really cared for her you would make the effort to learn her language
RE: did you ever notice?
i am trying to learn her language . and i dont need to learn her language for her to know i care for her.i care for her very much.
RE: did you ever notice?
True story; I had a friend that was fluent in another language but didn't look like he was from that country. He's at work and in comes a man with his foreign wife. A few mins later another foreign lady comes in (same country) the ladies strike up a conversation in their native language and my friend understands every word. The lady with her husband tells the other lady how she hates her life, she never wish she left her home country to marry this guy, etc, etc. Meanwhile the guy is standing around looking like everything is fine.
Guys if you marry a lady from another country, you better learn her language.
Guys if you marry a lady from another country, you better learn her language.
RE: did you ever notice?
My sister was married to a darker-skinned arab who let his hair grow out a bit. Many people assumed he was light-skinned black. He was a handyman in a hotel and arab guests would always speak arabic around him. He learned quite a lot.
As far as the foreign-born wife goes, if she is honest with her husband he's well be aware that she hates her life here, but it doesn't mean she hates him and their relationship. Hopefully, they're working on it, to find some degree of happiness.
As far as the foreign-born wife goes, if she is honest with her husband he's well be aware that she hates her life here, but it doesn't mean she hates him and their relationship. Hopefully, they're working on it, to find some degree of happiness.
RE: MANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..............
I d-d-o-o-o, I do it without stop that to arrive to the end of 2008. So I will need good shower and to save deeply ==)))
old cam contacts passed away
mike really missed his pal joe, the two pensioners used to chat to hosts every day and then discuss the virtues of every girl they'd visited, then joe unfortunately passed away.
then one night mike woke to a flashing light , and a voice calling from the distance...
"who's there" said mike feeling scared.,
"don't be alarmed mike, it's me joe",
"it can't be, joes dead", "it is me mike, im talking to you from heaven",
"wow, joe, whats it like in heaven",
"well theres good news and bad news, the good news is that we have camcontacts here, and its full of beautiful angels, last week i had virtual sex with marillyn monroe and bette davis"
"thats sounds fantastic joe, whats the bad news"..
"well you're on-line next tuesday"
then one night mike woke to a flashing light , and a voice calling from the distance...
"who's there" said mike feeling scared.,
"don't be alarmed mike, it's me joe",
"it can't be, joes dead", "it is me mike, im talking to you from heaven",
"wow, joe, whats it like in heaven",
"well theres good news and bad news, the good news is that we have camcontacts here, and its full of beautiful angels, last week i had virtual sex with marillyn monroe and bette davis"
"thats sounds fantastic joe, whats the bad news"..
"well you're on-line next tuesday"
Princessss!!!! The Best ChatHostess!
I needed #13 all day long yesterday... This morning, my favorite ChatHostess Princessss and me became couple number 4 to join hearts!!! If you ever want to talk to someone nice, you have to talk to her.... She is one of the greatest all time chathostesses...... Thank you Princessss!!!!
RE: shot by cupid
I have all the numbers but 16! Cant get that bloody 16. For 3 days already, and im always on vid, dont even have time to eat..What the heck?
Living Will
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my whiskey.
She's such a bitch.
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my whiskey.
She's such a bitch.
Heath Ledger
Just an FYI for anyone who cares. His death was attributed to an accidental overdose of prescription pills. NOT A SUICIDE.
RE: Heath Ledger
accidental? any medication taken the way they are supposed to will not cause an accident overdose. apparently he has been on these meds for a while. he knew how to take them. its a pity because i am a fan of the guy, but some people do succumb to depression. he had a lot of issues in his life. RIP Heath.
RE: Heath Ledger
"Accidental" comes from being senile or stupid. With the volume and combination listed he was having a one-man pharm-party.
RE: Heath Ledger
If he wanted to do himself in, I have a hard time not undertanding why there wasn't a drop of alcohol in his system.
Besides, it wasn't the volume of the pills he had taken, it was the interaction among those different medications that proved fatal - hence the official determination that it was accidental.
Besides, it wasn't the volume of the pills he had taken, it was the interaction among those different medications that proved fatal - hence the official determination that it was accidental.
Valentines Hearts
I think I must have about 20 no. 17's now, anyone got a no. 8 they wanna swap? Loooooooooooooooool!
Looking for woman who smoke brown cigarettes
If you smoke brown cigarettes like More's let me know and I will come and see you.. thanks
RE: i've finally stopped!
now give up sex and alcohol and you live forever, or die early of boredom! :-)
RE: i've FINALLY GOT HARDER SIGARS!
nevermind the impolite comments sheldon.... have a feeling they're just jealous of you for doing something they can't.
congrats to you! is a great thing!:D
congrats to you! is a great thing!:D
If only.....
if only other people could get a chance to speak in chat
always the same people and the same routines
always the same people and the same routines
RE: If only.....
im glad those who speak in there speak, if they didnt it would be awful quiet and boring,, darling jaded member maybe you not to be shy, speak up in there,
RE: If only.....
you can speak all you want there, just tpe something, they don't shut anyone out
RE: If only.....
just try and say hi. it very easy and i always say hi back there.i think most people there ,members and host , are very friendly .and yes i am even counting imshy into that.
RE: If only.....
if more people would speak in chat it could become interested, but no, they just want to sit back and judge people in this forum instead having the balls to get to know someone in chat room, 3/4 of the members and host just sit in there,,, fuck speak up if you got something to say, instead coming in personal forum to complain about those that do speak and if you dont have anything to say, just sit back and enjoy the chat or get out---EASY
RE: If only.....
im not so sure if he is one of the friendlist, but one of the interesting person I have seen in the chat room and I agree there are a lot of friendly people in chat room, im a shy woman, but I do like to see people chat instead of just sitting in there quiet, maybe one of these days I will spead to you jaded member if you tell what time you are on in there, I don't believe I have seen you in there.
RE: If only.....
My intention was to spark a debate sarah and I succeeded; I played devil's advocate. Interesting to see different opinions expressed here.
RE: If only.....
succeeded? any kid with a keyboard knows if he wants to be heard he has to start typing something. not much of a debate if you ask me
RE: If only.....
no thanks not interested in a debate, goodbye jaded member, for a moment there you sounded interested, but no, I move on
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
There is always that possiblity, it depends on how you go about it,and the effort you put in to it:)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
You assume mystery = excitement. Sometimes I'm just puzzled :-)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
my opinion is that u can never completely know EVERYTHING about someone....there is always smth new that u see and feel from that person each day
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
I hope the process of discovery will never stop. There will be always a mystery side between man and woman and there will always be an happiness about the fantastic things you discovered.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
What an unrealistic assumption, Laughing Girl! who can pretend to know everything about a lady? Henri IV, King of France, used to say: "souvent femme varie, bien fol est qui s'y fie!" (A woman changes often, those who trust them are crazy).
Apart from this, if love is present, if a guy wants to please her, let her be happy and smile, he'll know how to do it, how to arouse her desire - and her desire will provoke his own - the wish to give pleasure is much more powerful than the excitment of mere discovery, keep cultivating it and it will be blooming for long!
Apart from this, if love is present, if a guy wants to please her, let her be happy and smile, he'll know how to do it, how to arouse her desire - and her desire will provoke his own - the wish to give pleasure is much more powerful than the excitment of mere discovery, keep cultivating it and it will be blooming for long!
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
Just because you know someone today doesn not mean they are the exact same person next week/month. As we get older we change, so when my special lady evolves in her life; as she gets older I do what comes natural...I trade her in for a newer model. Bon Appetite'
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
Yes, of course. We might think we know everything, but life is full of surprises and changes.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
i seem to think that a woman will always be a mystery to a man
and thats the best way..
I never would trust a guy who told me he understood women ...
for a start they always change their minds , hehehe
thats what makes the whole relationship and talking with women so amazing..
plus i was told
when a woman meets a man she will try and change him, and she never will.
but when a man meets a women....
he hopes she will never change..
and
she always does....
and thats the best way..
I never would trust a guy who told me he understood women ...
for a start they always change their minds , hehehe
thats what makes the whole relationship and talking with women so amazing..
plus i was told
when a woman meets a man she will try and change him, and she never will.
but when a man meets a women....
he hopes she will never change..
and
she always does....
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
Well Matt you are a leopard that will never change its spots just as being banned from this site you will still try and come back here to make your posts and see hosts and continue to creepily pester women with your comments and messages .
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
I have never creeped..
I think u should know the facts , not listen to rumour ,,,
and seems your the creepy one..
I think u should know the facts , not listen to rumour ,,,
and seems your the creepy one..
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
The biggest thing I have learned in relationships is that the only constant is change. If you cannot allow for growth of a woman, or stand by her with her differing moods, or just hold her when she cries for no reason that you see, then you have no chance. On the other hand, if you can give her as much personal freedom as you want for yourself then the long mystery that is a woman can be bliss.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
As the saying goes: It's the journey, not the destination.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
No one could ever know everything. But even so, are you saying once you think you know your partner then it's time to dump them and move on?
I believe it merely means you move into a new phase of the relationship.
I believe it merely means you move into a new phase of the relationship.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
I never will know everything about a woman. Even though I feel that I know all the secrets of her body, personality, and soul, I will look at her as a mystery. Man can never understand a woman 100%. That is what makes life so great. There is always a mystery to attempt to solve.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
i was once told that the biggest difference between males & females (generally,of course there are exceptions)is that females think of consequences & outcomes,males just act & react.that is why words can be much more hurtful to women.women will continue to hold mystery to men because(again generally)we don't live with our emotions the same as women.it makes it hard for us to always understand how,why & what they feel to the extent that they feel it. p.s LG see if you can,find a song mystery girl by roy orbison :--)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
Ummm Mystery Girl was the album.
1. You Got It
2. In The Real World
3. (All I Can Do Is) Dream You
4. Listen A Love So Beautiful
5. Listen California Blue
6. She's A Mystery To Me
7. The Comedians
8. The Only One
9. Windsurfer
10. Careless Heart
Which song were you referring to?
1. You Got It
2. In The Real World
3. (All I Can Do Is) Dream You
4. Listen A Love So Beautiful
5. Listen California Blue
6. She's A Mystery To Me
7. The Comedians
8. The Only One
9. Windsurfer
10. Careless Heart
Which song were you referring to?
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
Well said, tisme... the way I act sometimes is a mystery to my wife :-)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
not often you're wrong,but you're right again.that is the song.pragmatic is a cool word,just not sure if most males are :--)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
and when are you getting the sex change operation tisme? the hormone injections seem to be working.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
maybe a week or so after you get your humour implant.why the interest, need it for those homo-erotic fantasies of yours :--)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
Tisme, you are in luck there is no need for a radical operation, your testicles never did descend.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
by the way,your fixation with my genitals says much about your sexual predelictions.keep those homo-erotic fantasies coming,your mind is a fertile compost heap.or is that infertile :--)
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
The immaturity of some of the members on this site never ceases to amaze me.
RE: Guys, what do you think about it?
general patterns r true with both gender so the mystery is how much you really care or want to see...if u saw the truth you'd run like hell.
RE: For all u....
ohh thanks for clearing that up shyster.i always get told "you are over rated as a lover" :--)
RE: For all u....
never heard,or made a girl say ouch,war,but heard plenty ewww's & errr yuk(not to mention laughter & chortling) :--)
Where is...
Anyone know what happend to my diginity? I haven't seen it in a long time, when will it be back?
RE: Where is...
I'm afraid, for you, it will never be back after all those crazy undignified things you have done in your life :(
who wants to be my valentine?
Valentine's Day is 14 Feb - be worried if not reeived any by then
RE: who wants to be my valentine?
I need one too lol i want to get a gift on valentines day lol
RE: who wants to be my valentine?
plenty of time till 14 Feb, tomorrow night go to the club no bra, shorts cut so high you ass cheeks flap around when you walk, you drink as much tequilla as you can and then see how many guy swant to be your special man.
WARNING 6 short jokes...
2 men are at the opposite side of the world but are thinking the same thing. One is walking a tightrope between 2 skyscrapers, the other is having a blow job off an 85 year old woman..... What are they thinking?
Don`t look down.
Don`t look down.
Don`t look down.
a 7 year old & a 4year old decided it was time they started sweraing. They go into the kitchen & are asked by their mum what they want for breakfast. The 7 year old says "shit i`ll have some Coco Pops".
So she smacks him across the legs & he runs upstairs cryin`.
In a stern voice she then asks the 4 year old the same question. He replies "i don`t know, but it won`t be fuckin` Coco Pops!"
Wife gets naked & asks hubby "what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies " Your fuckin` sense of humour!"
Builder on a 3rd floor forgot to take his saw up with him. Shouts down, but co worker can`t hear him. So he does sign language. Points to his eye (i) his knee (need) & moves his hand back and forth in a saw motion. Mate nods, pulls down his trousers and starts to wank. Furious builder runs downstairs, says "What the hell are you doing. I said i need my saw". "I know" says the co worker "I was just letting you know i was coming".
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth & nose. "nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand & his testicles in the other. She takes a close look & says "there is nothing wrong with them sir". Man pulls off oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly "thanks for that, it was wonderful but listen very closely & carefully "Are-my-test-results-back?"
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman is passing & remarks "if u were any sort of a gentleman you would lift ur hat to a lady"..... he replies "if u were any sort of a lady the hat would raise itself!"
Don`t look down.
Don`t look down.
Don`t look down.
a 7 year old & a 4year old decided it was time they started sweraing. They go into the kitchen & are asked by their mum what they want for breakfast. The 7 year old says "shit i`ll have some Coco Pops".
So she smacks him across the legs & he runs upstairs cryin`.
In a stern voice she then asks the 4 year old the same question. He replies "i don`t know, but it won`t be fuckin` Coco Pops!"
Wife gets naked & asks hubby "what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies " Your fuckin` sense of humour!"
Builder on a 3rd floor forgot to take his saw up with him. Shouts down, but co worker can`t hear him. So he does sign language. Points to his eye (i) his knee (need) & moves his hand back and forth in a saw motion. Mate nods, pulls down his trousers and starts to wank. Furious builder runs downstairs, says "What the hell are you doing. I said i need my saw". "I know" says the co worker "I was just letting you know i was coming".
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth & nose. "nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand & his testicles in the other. She takes a close look & says "there is nothing wrong with them sir". Man pulls off oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly "thanks for that, it was wonderful but listen very closely & carefully "Are-my-test-results-back?"
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman is passing & remarks "if u were any sort of a gentleman you would lift ur hat to a lady"..... he replies "if u were any sort of a lady the hat would raise itself!"