General Forum
RE: 19 october
HAPPY,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!may the joy & hope you feel today live long inside of you xxx :--)
RE: 19 october
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
Yes we're going to a party party.
Yes we're going to a party party.
I would like you to dance--
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-
I would like you to dance--
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you......
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
Yes we're going to a party party.
Yes we're going to a party party.
I would like you to dance--
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-
I would like you to dance--
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you......
RE: Are there any greeks here ?
I know we have a few Greeks in the sexual sense...does that count? Do you know the motto of the Greek Army? Never leave your buddy's behind.
motorcycle,seal & vaseline
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes
are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a
word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete
silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams,
"OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE F*?-ING DISHES!!" :--)
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes
are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a
word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete
silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams,
"OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE F*?-ING DISHES!!" :--)
RE: Are there any South Africans here ?
Yes they are the girls who usually have the lovely hairy armpits.
RE: Are there any South Africans here ?
am glad to hear that cuz she is my gf , when did u last visit her
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
I sure hope so or my PC has been wasting a lot of time processing packets for SETI trying to help locate it.
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
The question I believe is "Is there Intelligent life anywhere???"
LOL....
LOL....
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
look at the state of the earth oman.are we intelligent life? :--)
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
logical question, but one which one would fine hard to answer..
Live long and prosper..
Live long and prosper..
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
jassy i soooo wanted to ask a smart ass question about your post but for once common sense didn't abandon me :--)
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
Tisme please don't tell me you wanted to show her Uranus.
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
Re an awful wast of space if there isn't..
Maybe planet earth is the awful waste of space & the rest of the universe has got it right ?
Maybe planet earth is the awful waste of space & the rest of the universe has got it right ?
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
Mulder! You were always a dumb ass and still are..
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
Is that so? Maybe one day I'll find it. Keep on trukin!
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
If any of you remember the PBS series Cosmos and Carl Sagan you realize that in the billions and billions of stars in the known universe there must be...mathematically....millions of planets that support life. Maybe not exactly like us. They are probably green with tentacles and do 121 videos for under 1.00 per minute.
RE: Is there life eleswhere in the universe?
No, and unless we get intelligent pretty damn soon, there will be no life here also.
RE: Please try Glamour
Why would she? It appears that there are enough viewers willing to splash out $2 / $3.78 on her while in non adult.
I guess playing good girl pays out sometimes, even when you were much more daring not too long ago...
I guess playing good girl pays out sometimes, even when you were much more daring not too long ago...
RE: Please try Glamour
Forget it you are wasting your time. She has been here for years and won't strip for you.
RE: Please try Glamour
who needs strip from her! just more sexiness in daring clothes! Would paymoree to see
RE: Curious to know )))
Like everything if both parties are willing it gives an infertile couple a chance at parenthood. Of course all of that is lost in the fact that large sums of money are typically involved. It all comes down to money.
RE: Curious to know )))
If someone is preared to pay thousands of dollars for a kid . kid will grow up loved and well why not both benifit surrogate mom and Person adopting
RE: Curious to know )))
i d never do this i think is not humain or moral better adopt a child!
RE: Curious to know )))
i think is a good idea in some cases but i would not recommend - i believe becoming pregnant is a blessing - that we should be honored some soul decided to incarnate within us and chose us as parent; and somehow god always provide things we need for kid; if some woman cant have children in my opinion is better to adopt some of those milion of kids that are abandoned already, and if find out that some young girl want to give her child away, maybe its better to try and help her keep the child - departing from child is hard experience and always made with some stupid excuses pushed upon us from society - for me non of those excuses is a good one, lol; im not sure which point of view you are seeking - surogat- mother or birth-mother, but as your question goes - i do think is human thing to do if mother already made up her mind, and i dont think, as i said above, that there is any good reason to justifie giving your child away; Ive seen girls given child away - was hard and still is - they blocked it but pain is still there; excuses showed to be totaly wrong after all this time ( 20 years - more and less); it realy not that simple as you put it - million lives, billion circumstances - all depends on many facts, too many to "play god here" and judge or condemn = at the end, what do we know that happens in either of those moms:( heads or lives
nudist colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off
his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous blonde walks by him and Bob immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says"Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies "No, what do you mean"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain.It's a rule here that
if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me. Smiling, she then
leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel by the side of a pool,eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,
and farts.
Within a few moments a huge, horribly heavy, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The huge man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?"
The huge man: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me."
The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends Bob over the bench and has his way with him.
Bob rushes back to the nudist colony office, and is greeted by a smiling naked receptionist. "May I help you?"
Bob says: "Here is your card and key back, you can keep the $500
membership fee."
"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours.you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I might get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks!!!" :--)
his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous blonde walks by him and Bob immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says"Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies "No, what do you mean"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain.It's a rule here that
if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me. Smiling, she then
leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel by the side of a pool,eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,
and farts.
Within a few moments a huge, horribly heavy, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The huge man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?"
The huge man: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me."
The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends Bob over the bench and has his way with him.
Bob rushes back to the nudist colony office, and is greeted by a smiling naked receptionist. "May I help you?"
Bob says: "Here is your card and key back, you can keep the $500
membership fee."
"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours.you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I might get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks!!!" :--)
RE: nudist colony
lmao,a great question.you got me thinking.besides the obvious,food & drink only reason i can think of is they just don't care anymore.research is needed on this.haha still laughing thinking about it :--)
kick balls
..girls.. did you ever beat some boy in his balls? ..if you did, plese contact me, i love aggressive girls>:)
RE: kick balls
there are a lot of women in dungeon who would be happy to kick you in the balls.
To Escada55
If you are too happy with your new life to come here then so be it and best wishes. But just know that we will be happy if you ever return. We miss you. (k)
For hosts and members
Is there a secret used by European women when they are pregnant? Many of the host I have visited here at CC that have had children DO NOT HAVE STRETCHMARKS. You look at a woman from the USA (my wife) and she has HUGE stretch marks even after using the coco butter, Lanolin. or axle grease. I applaude the European ladies. clap clap. What is the secret?
RE: For hosts and members
I think you should take some calming pills...and chill out...sit...otherwise the envy will kill you after you will read this :):
I met her in person and i can testimony that she looks stunning and if you can imagine she looks a lot better than on webcam.Hope you will survive to all the poison that will be released in your blood after reading this :) Good luck.
I met her in person and i can testimony that she looks stunning and if you can imagine she looks a lot better than on webcam.Hope you will survive to all the poison that will be released in your blood after reading this :) Good luck.
RE: For hosts and members
What's so "GREAT" about it?
XestasyX's post only confirmed my suspicions abt these 2.
I only hope I could do a trio with them > LOL < :-P
XestasyX's post only confirmed my suspicions abt these 2.
I only hope I could do a trio with them > LOL < :-P
RE: For hosts and members
" suspicions " LMAO.Well, Sherlock...i hope your brain, instincts and senses work in the same great way as regards all the suspicions and curiousities that keep you busy instead just living your life :).
Bebe...we are suspects ! I think we should run away and hide , lets hide under the blanket...in my bedroom ;)
Bebe...we are suspects ! I think we should run away and hide , lets hide under the blanket...in my bedroom ;)
RE: For hosts and members
Lmao bebe:))))) Dont bother to reply to that one. Great answer tho:)
RE: For hosts and members
I had no ideea that i have kids, i must be a very bad mom...thx guys for enlightening me ! Or maybe i don't have yet but im pregnant ? Jeez...I told Monika that we should protect!Bebe lets hurry to make the pregnancy tests...i think both of us might be pregnant after the wild nights of non stop unprotected sex.If we are going to be parents me must do it legally...will you marry me Bebe ?
RE: For hosts and members
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss yes yes yes yes))))))))))))))))))))))))
RE: For hosts and members
even an evil xxxxx can get away with lookin good in right lites and cam settings
RE: For hosts and members
Agree. Age, skin elasticity, general overall condition. Good hydration internally and externally. Small baby size. Keeping to recommended weight gain. Good diet. Exercise but not excessively on your feet. Genetics...all add up.
RE: For hosts and members
why are you unhappy about ur wife you should love her anyway she went through this metamorphosis because she carrried your baby and the way you speak sounds ungreatful to me did you ever askyourself if you still love your wife?stretches is not a problem when you love someone!unless if she weights probably over 2oo pounds even after long time after she gave birth-in this case she has no excuse she s lazy and i agree with u but stretches???>all that remain is have u complain about her celulite too wich all women have even east europeans ladies like me!
RE: For hosts and members
oh thats cute who r u cuty?i d like to know you since you re my fan :PPP
RE: For hosts and members UPDATE
I talked to a couple of friends who had children and they both agree the one way to make sure you dont get stretch marks is to gain some weight then lose it quickly right before your pregnancy. Your skin stretches a bit with the weight gain but not to the point of stretch marks. When you lose the weight it takes time for it to return to its tautness. Therefore when you gain weight with the pregnancy you can handle the stretching without stretch marks. Works for me. I have stretch marks on my lower abdomen from Budweiser so what do I know?
RE: For hosts and members
i dont have any but my sister have after pregnancy.she made lazer treatment ,its cost for her 7.000$.so if you can pay for ur wife.dont be greedy its 100% results.she have baby skin now:)
RE: pirsing
On a woman with a flat toned tummy it is sexy as long as it is not large and ridiculously big and dangly.
RE: something in mind....
That's one of my principies of life, I agree with you 100 %.If only the guys would think like this too lol....But they tend to put the woman they love in a cage, afraid that they might lose her if she is free.I guess they actually lose her in the first moment they limit her freedom.
Well...i am now talking from my point of view as a woman, but usually happens the same with the guys aswell.Most of the times even worse...the women can be so posessive and jealous and make their partners life a hell and all comes from their own feeling of insecurity and complexes.
I think it's so wrong to consider that someone " is ours"..we shouldn't take anything for granted...but just enjoy and cherish every moment for as much as it lasts.Sometimes we can even have the nice surprise to see that it lasts a lot;)
Spread your wings and fly :)
Well...i am now talking from my point of view as a woman, but usually happens the same with the guys aswell.Most of the times even worse...the women can be so posessive and jealous and make their partners life a hell and all comes from their own feeling of insecurity and complexes.
I think it's so wrong to consider that someone " is ours"..we shouldn't take anything for granted...but just enjoy and cherish every moment for as much as it lasts.Sometimes we can even have the nice surprise to see that it lasts a lot;)
Spread your wings and fly :)
RE: something in mind....
Speaking from a man's point of view this is something I have to say I agree with and although at times I will carry some jealousy it is an emotion that has to be short lived because its wasted if she doesnt want to spend the time with you ... and you are right women can just be as bad as men . I think better to have good communication , humour within freedom but to have devotion to one another . Life is too short and to be selfish and narrow minded is more likely to push someone away than bring them closer , keep an open mind to life . It is easier to handle that way .
RE: something in mind....
Pls...don't think like that LOL...You just remind me one story of my life, when my bf thought i don't love him because i wasnt asking him where he goes, at what time he comes back, who is joining him...and i wasn't calling him on mobile every 5 minutes or yelling at him when he was late.That made him wonder if i have any feelings...and he really had a crisis when i asked him to remove the content of his pockets when i wash his clothes cause i'll never put my nose there to check." You dont love me ! You don't love me, you just dont care about me !"...Jeez...and then they complain that they have jealous hysterical gfs that verify them all the time...
RE: something in mind....
Well it isnt quite not caring less , of course we have to walk that fine line hence why i say communication is important , understanding one another and having a little jealousy ......... but this is the problem often for men , they dont know which way to go because no matter which way it is some women find fault
RE: something in mind....
I agree, women are a terrible race of creatures.I am not proud to be one of them lol.Considering how much trouble my guy mates had with the women ...i think i should be grateful to God that I am a girl though and I don't need a gf...if id be a guy i would probably be gay...or an incurable wanker.
RE: something in mind....
its true. I was the thing to let go part. As painful as it was. It did come full circle.
RE: something in mind....
Depends on how you read between the lines of that quote - Richard Bach, by the way.
If you take it literally, then it's a ridiculous statement.
What Bach actually meant by that refers to freedom and trust.
Allow the persons whom we claim we love to be free to be who they really are, not who we would like them to be, or who we believe them to be.
Everyone has their own mind and their own feelings. Smothering and suffocating someone we claim to love is not actually love.
If you take it literally, then it's a ridiculous statement.
What Bach actually meant by that refers to freedom and trust.
Allow the persons whom we claim we love to be free to be who they really are, not who we would like them to be, or who we believe them to be.
Everyone has their own mind and their own feelings. Smothering and suffocating someone we claim to love is not actually love.
RE: something in mind....
If the guy asked you to give him some time alone, why would you want to contact him? You will only make things worse tbh, and decrease your chance to be with him.
If he will miss you during this "time alone" period, and decide he wants to be with you, then he will be the one making the step to get in touch. Sending him messages and all that stuff disregarding his wish makes you look obsessed with him, the guy will feel stressed and annoyed at some point, and decide that if you act like this, in case of a potential relationship you would be very possessive, therefore he'll pass.
Respect his wish and leave him alone, just my 2 cents.
If he will miss you during this "time alone" period, and decide he wants to be with you, then he will be the one making the step to get in touch. Sending him messages and all that stuff disregarding his wish makes you look obsessed with him, the guy will feel stressed and annoyed at some point, and decide that if you act like this, in case of a potential relationship you would be very possessive, therefore he'll pass.
Respect his wish and leave him alone, just my 2 cents.
RE: something in mind....
WTH ...when do you have time to be happy if you keep yourself busy with so many questions ?Better cherish the moments when he/she is by your side, go to get some booze, tap some quality booties, stare at some titties and just be happy, enjoy the life slice by slice.Even in the Bible says that the happiest ones are those who don't think so much :P;).Cheers.
RE: something in mind....
As Jesus said on the mount ' Blessed are the numb nuts , for they havent a clue and who cares ' , ' Blessed are the non thinkers , as they are oblivious to other peoples feelings '
RE: something in mind....
This is true if they come back yes they are sure who they want to be with and you will both be happy if you dont let go he or she will always have that doubt ))
laws for women to live by
1. Don't imagine you can change a man-unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,tell him checkbooks. :--)
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,tell him checkbooks. :--)
RE: laws for women to live by
The sign of a truely lazy man:
a guy who can't find his wife two jobs.
a guy who can't find his wife two jobs.
RE: why
She said she wants to refresh it and improve it, which I think is a good thing!
I work in web design and I can tell you one of the biggest mistakes people make is to have a website designed and then never change it! The only way to get people to come back and visit you again and again is to give them new content to come back for. Asking your visitors what they wanna see is a great way to do that IMHO. A website is never done, it should always be a work in progress.
For what it's worth I think it's one of the best host's personal websites I've seen! Not hundreds of annoying flashing adverts all over the place, nicely designed and pleasing to the eye.
So anyway, to answer the original poster's question. Your a sexy girl, so I'd wanna see lots more sexy pics in your gallery ;) And more blog posts so we know what's going on in your life would be nice too! Maybe have something on your front page that shows us what and where the latest updates to your website are, so we don't have to go through every page to find out what's new?
Your site's great Olga, keep up the good work! x
I work in web design and I can tell you one of the biggest mistakes people make is to have a website designed and then never change it! The only way to get people to come back and visit you again and again is to give them new content to come back for. Asking your visitors what they wanna see is a great way to do that IMHO. A website is never done, it should always be a work in progress.
For what it's worth I think it's one of the best host's personal websites I've seen! Not hundreds of annoying flashing adverts all over the place, nicely designed and pleasing to the eye.
So anyway, to answer the original poster's question. Your a sexy girl, so I'd wanna see lots more sexy pics in your gallery ;) And more blog posts so we know what's going on in your life would be nice too! Maybe have something on your front page that shows us what and where the latest updates to your website are, so we don't have to go through every page to find out what's new?
Your site's great Olga, keep up the good work! x
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
Women who "make a man work hard to get in their bed", uhm, yes there are women who meet a man today, are very attracted to him (well the attraction is mutual), so they start dating the guy. And they date.. and date, and then some, for a few weeks/months. Of course, as soon as they get home from a date (and during it as well) they do wonder what it would be like, heck they would have sex with the guy right there and then, no matter where they are, BUT they feel like have to test the guy, just to see if he's only after sex, so they block the primal urge and sexual wish, and keep dating some more. Most of those women lack self confidence and/or have a superiority complex. There are exceptions of course. No offence to anyone really, I'm a woman too.
Newsflash: If a man is truly ambitious and really wants to have sex with a woman, he can date her for an entire year, even act like he's in love and all that psychobell stuff women want and like to hear, only to get in her bed sooner or later. It doesn't mean he wants love, it simply means he's a guy who knows patience is a virtue.
It's simple: women refuse to have sex on the 1st date because they want to "test" the guy, and are also afraid they won't get the respect they deserve. Men know it, and they go with the flow.
How many women have been so "heart broken" after dating a guy for months, and when they finally had sex they got dumped? I tell you, TONS.
How many women ended up having a long therm, beautiful relationship based on respect and not only, with a man they slept with on the 1st date? More than the ones depicted in the 1st scenario.
The only true issue is knowing into WHOSE bed you should jump into on the 1st date, whose bed to avoid, and how high you set your standards.
Newsflash: If a man is truly ambitious and really wants to have sex with a woman, he can date her for an entire year, even act like he's in love and all that psychobell stuff women want and like to hear, only to get in her bed sooner or later. It doesn't mean he wants love, it simply means he's a guy who knows patience is a virtue.
It's simple: women refuse to have sex on the 1st date because they want to "test" the guy, and are also afraid they won't get the respect they deserve. Men know it, and they go with the flow.
How many women have been so "heart broken" after dating a guy for months, and when they finally had sex they got dumped? I tell you, TONS.
How many women ended up having a long therm, beautiful relationship based on respect and not only, with a man they slept with on the 1st date? More than the ones depicted in the 1st scenario.
The only true issue is knowing into WHOSE bed you should jump into on the 1st date, whose bed to avoid, and how high you set your standards.
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
i have a bf for more than 7 years and we had sex from the 1st date..:)))
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
i had sex with my hubby in first hour of meeting.7 years together...
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
met the guy for a first time
had sex on the first proper date the next day,
got married 3 weeks later,
3 years on ... I'm still verryyyy happy :))
had sex on the first proper date the next day,
got married 3 weeks later,
3 years on ... I'm still verryyyy happy :))
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
omg - they hate it:) heheheheeheh; well, iil stay anonymous this time and will just add this woman opinion:P
IF WE DONT GET ALONG IN SEX, WHATS THERE MORE TO WORK UPON?!! i had only few man in my life but all of them was "first sex then morning after I see what kind of personality they really have" - hope young hosts will read this and not get disappointed after few months when they woke up and realize they've wasted time! no offense men - its just we are not compatible with just any man we feel attracted too at first!
IF WE DONT GET ALONG IN SEX, WHATS THERE MORE TO WORK UPON?!! i had only few man in my life but all of them was "first sex then morning after I see what kind of personality they really have" - hope young hosts will read this and not get disappointed after few months when they woke up and realize they've wasted time! no offense men - its just we are not compatible with just any man we feel attracted too at first!
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
Only second date can i have sex i need to know her a little ))But that is me
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
i have had many one night stands, and would never think bad of any lady in such respects...but i have rule....i would never date someone who puts out on first date.
But i must say...i am very very very good in bed......i get 8 hours sleep every night.... ;-) lol
But i must say...i am very very very good in bed......i get 8 hours sleep every night.... ;-) lol
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
hehe,need to have a new sex partner everynight
RE: have you ever had a sex partner for one night?;-)
I've experienced One-Night-Stand(s) before...and I have NEVER called any of them back! (and my phone isn't ringing either) :))
new dog
just got a new dog he slobbers big ears not toilet trained, and keeps licking his own popka.......apart from last he is just like me.oooh red setter
RE: new dog
First off, congrats on your puppy:)
If he's licking his "stuff", or even worse eat some of it, that's called coprophagia.
Quite common with puppies, it can mean several things:
Health-wise, he's missing some proteins/enzymes/nutrients that were not properly absorbed, has an intestinal disorder.
Or... he is trying to attract attention, has been punished or he's simply curious, puppys taste anything.
If he does it all the time, you might wanna talk to his vet about it.
I have a 5 months old labrador retriever, he only did that once, in the park and it was because he was pretty mad at me for punishing him 5 minutes before i took him out, for doing it in the middle of my living room lol.
If you want some potty training tips here's how i trained mine.
He was 1 month old when i got him so he was doing it all over the place:)) There are some special diapers for dogs, well, more like napkins. You can find them in pet stores. You can also use a newspaper, whatever. Pick everything he drops around your house, put it on that napkin, and place the napkin where you want the dog to do it - i had it in the bathroom, and kept the door opened at all times. Clean very well, so the dog doesn't feel the smell anywhere except his new potty spot. He won't go to his potty instantly, so as soon as you see him assume position (lol) grab him, and take him to the potty.
He'll start going only to the spot he's supposed to do it in in a few days, after 2 days my puppy was only doing it in the bathroom, on his napkin.
Make sure you are feeding it at exact hours, and never change his meal times.
As soon as he is allowed to go out, after his vaccines, feed him, let him drink some water, and take him out.
Taking his potty napkin with you and placing it somewhere for him to feel the smell also helps. Yup, it has to be a really stinky napkin, LOL
That's how i potty trained my pup, been taking him out since he was 3 months old, and he learned in less than a week, right now he's only doing it outside.
Good luck, you'll need it :))
If he's licking his "stuff", or even worse eat some of it, that's called coprophagia.
Quite common with puppies, it can mean several things:
Health-wise, he's missing some proteins/enzymes/nutrients that were not properly absorbed, has an intestinal disorder.
Or... he is trying to attract attention, has been punished or he's simply curious, puppys taste anything.
If he does it all the time, you might wanna talk to his vet about it.
I have a 5 months old labrador retriever, he only did that once, in the park and it was because he was pretty mad at me for punishing him 5 minutes before i took him out, for doing it in the middle of my living room lol.
If you want some potty training tips here's how i trained mine.
He was 1 month old when i got him so he was doing it all over the place:)) There are some special diapers for dogs, well, more like napkins. You can find them in pet stores. You can also use a newspaper, whatever. Pick everything he drops around your house, put it on that napkin, and place the napkin where you want the dog to do it - i had it in the bathroom, and kept the door opened at all times. Clean very well, so the dog doesn't feel the smell anywhere except his new potty spot. He won't go to his potty instantly, so as soon as you see him assume position (lol) grab him, and take him to the potty.
He'll start going only to the spot he's supposed to do it in in a few days, after 2 days my puppy was only doing it in the bathroom, on his napkin.
Make sure you are feeding it at exact hours, and never change his meal times.
As soon as he is allowed to go out, after his vaccines, feed him, let him drink some water, and take him out.
Taking his potty napkin with you and placing it somewhere for him to feel the smell also helps. Yup, it has to be a really stinky napkin, LOL
That's how i potty trained my pup, been taking him out since he was 3 months old, and he learned in less than a week, right now he's only doing it outside.
Good luck, you'll need it :))
RE: new dog
I would like to train you...though I think it might be impossible. Wait...there is always a muzzle.
another joke,possibly
SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find >out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.
DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find >out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.
joke
A Man From Nantucket
There was an old man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!
There was an old man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!
RE: A present for a man
Men don't appreciate gifts anyway, all they want is food and sex. I say make him dinner, that's way more impressive.
RE: A present for a man
gift him urself 4rever dear:)if fo serious you can buy some expensive alchohol,elite chokolate,maybe some sexy intime things..im realy dunno what to gift in this situations;)ask him carefully what he like ...if childrens live with him and you stay in his flat,bring some gifts for his childs,.i know that from russia girls gave to their mens vodka and fish eggs:)but not many men like it:)anyway ur attention is more important than the value of gift:)so dnt worry alot about it:)
RE: A present for a man
You mention that he is an intellectual and I reckon by focussing on this aspect in your description, it is an important part of his character. He might therefore appreciate the thought which has gone into choosing for him a work of German literature in the original, in as fine an edition as you can afford or find. Perhaps Goethe or Rilke or, especially as you are Romanian, Paul Celan, which will be significant for both nations and might be easier to source.
RE: A present for a man
A bottle of Romanian wine would be a great gift. Merlot is good from the Murfatlar region. I would appreciate the thought if you presented me wtih this.
RE: A present for a man
The thought and yourself is what counts, the present is only superficial, only give what you can wether in monetary value or in personal.
RE: A present for a man
Having traveled around Germany in the past, I can say that they seem to have predominantly white wines around, so sticking with any red wine would be something likely to be different for him. Good luck to you.
RE: A present for a man
Sexy lingerie...something you both will enjoy. Whatever you bring he will love it or pretend to love it...if he doesn't then we know why he got divorced now dont we.
RE: A present for a man
For me Presence is better than Presents :) A sweet smile and a warm hug says so much..
RE: A present for a man
I don't think you should reject pics of you so fast. I would love sexy pics and video.
RE: A present for a man
If you know he enjoys wine then a good Romanian wine would be an excellent present. Romanian wines are not widely available outside Romania so it would not be something he is likely to find in Germany.
RE: A present for a man
Something unique and inexpensive from ur region. And disregard any later sarcastic comments about "get him a box of condoms"
RE: A present for a man
i would agree... something from Romania... hand man perhaps... or specific to your area of Romania.... The idea of Ro wine is fine... but something from you that ties togther your life in Romania to his life... would be ideal... do you have something that was yours as your grew up that you can spare, some part of your personal history that you would not feel bad about giving him?
RE: A present for a man
Wine for a german man? hold on a second. If he's a man, forget the wine and bring him a nice beer stien and a bottle or two of some good romanian brau.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
RE: bra and panty
Colour is not that important as long as the bra and panties are from a matching set. Although if I had to pick it would be pink, light blue or light green.
RE: bra and panty
I like the bra and panties to match... my favorite colors ar black, blue, and red
RE: bra and panty
oh riv you picked wrong day with me then:( heheheehehehe
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RE: bra and panty
Sandra... with you I would forget the matching pair and the colors... You look good in all
RE: bra and panty
muahaaaaaaaaaaa - u r cure for my broken spirit - or ego - what is it called these days:P
RE: bra and panty
Matching set...lacy...tiny...very sexy. And taken off skillfully....that is the key.
RE: bra and panty
any color and they dont have to match as long as the panties have that nice fishy smell :-P
RE: bra and panty
Oh the irony of someone who uses "ur" in his moniker giving lessons in grammar lol
RE: bra and panty
do you know any other language hun?! do you have any idea how hard this girls work to learn yours?!!! and most of them are more educated then U I bet!!
RE: bra and panty
if you are not a member!!!! then Im speechless and dont see any excuse for your behaviour toward fellow host - most hosts profile say as turn off, "rude man,", and this was realy rude who ever you are! and if you are so smart why hiding behind some alias! let us know who you are and worship you - lol! oh just in case you decide to corect me - i hate capital letter and spell rules! heheeheheh - waist of time!
RE: More jokes please
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.
So he tied her up and went golfing.
***
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”
***
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
***
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.
***
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”
***
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
***
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”